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L’incontro tra il Veneto ed

incontro tra due lingue: il mondo anglosassone
il.. VENETENGLISH.!! attraverso la lingua…
BREAD TO BREAD, WINE TO WINE I'M SO HUNGRY THAT I CAN'T SEE
pan al pan, vin al vin go na fame che no ge vedo

I'VE GOT TWO CHESTNUTS

BUT DO YOU WANT TO PUT? ge ne go do maroni
ma vuto metare?
DIE OF A SHOT
YOU SAY? Mori da un colpo
disito?
LISTEN HERE
YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE HAIR Scoltame qua
te stè a vardare el caveo
NOW I'LL PIGG
RUN, GO THERE Deso porcheso
Cori, va la
PIG AND OUT
TEAR DOWN THE CREST Porco e fora
caea ea cresta
I'VE LOBSTERED
THIS DICK Me so ingamberà
'sto casso
PUSSY FACE
BUT WHAT ARE YOU BACK TO MAKE? Muso da mona
ma cossa sito drio fare?
YOU ARE COMPLETELY IDIOT
BUT WHO'S FORCING YOU TO MAKE Te si tuto ebete
IT?
ma chi xè che teo fa fare? IDIOT RACE
Rassa de ebete
I AM DEAD TIRED
so' stanco morto NOW THERE ARE DICKS
Desso i xè cassi
TODAY IT'S NOT THE DAY
un 'co no a xè giornata TAKE IT SLOWLY WITH CHRIST TO
AVOID UNDOING THE PROCESSION
AND GIVE IT TODAY, AND GIVE IT Pian col Cristo che a procesion se
TOMORROW desfa
e dage uncò, dage doman
GO AHEAD WITH CHRIST OTHERWISE
NO DICK'S FUCKING ME THE PROCESSION GETS CROWDED
non me ne ciava un casso Vanti col Cristo che a procesion se
ingruma
WE ARE ON THE HORSE
semo a cavalo
HE IS AS UGLY AS CHOLERA YOU MAKE ME GET MILK TO THE
El xe brutto come el coera KNEES
te me fe vignere el late ai xenoci.

HE IS AS DIRTY AS MUD YOUR MOTHER IS A COW (letterally

El xe onto fa el paltan YOUR SEA COW)
To mare vaca.
THERE'RE NO SAINTS OR MADONNAS
No ge xe ne santi ne madonne I'D EAT SHIT
Magnaria na merda
THERE'S NOT EVEN A DOG
No ge xe gnanca un can YOU GOT IT ON THE TEETH
te a gè ciapà sui denti.
THE ASS, THE TIME AND THE LORD
MAKE WHATEVER THEY WANT HE IS A KISSPEW
cueo, tempo e siori faqueo che voi El xe un basabanchi
iori
I BEAT YOU LIKE A PERSIMMON
THE SUN EATS THE HOURS Te bato come un caco
El soe magna e ore
POOR PUSSY
HE WHO DOESN'T DEFECATE BURSTS Poro mona
Chi no caga sciopa
PEARS HEAD
THAT IS I'LL EXPLAIN TO YOU Testa da peri
cioè te spiego
UNCLE DOG!
DO YOU KNOW? (WILL YOU EVER zio can!
KNOW?)
Seto ti? (poito mai savere?) PIGGY EVA
porca eva
IT'S MADE OF REAL PLASTIC
Xe de plastegon. GO AND SHIT
va cagare
CAUGHT WITH THE BOMBS
Ciapà co e bombe. WHAT TWO BALLS I'VE GOT
che do bae che gò
I WOULD HAVE A SHADOW (I'D DRINK
A LITTLE SHADOW) DON'T BREAK MY BALLS
Me faria na ombra (beria 'na non romparme i coioni
ombreta)
EAT STONES
HE WEIGTHS PEARS magna sassi
Pesa i peri
PIG DOG (DOG PIG)
porseo can (can porco)

DOG ENTRAILS
bueo can

PYM
Pussy your mum

COMING BY BYKE I MAKE LEG!

vegnendo in bicicleta fasso gamba!

YOU SPEAK LIKE A PRINTED BOOK!

te parli come un libro stampà!

DON'T LOOK FOR CRUMBS IN THE

BED!!
no sta ndare in cerca de fregole
par el leto!!

Dirty like a cuttlefish

ONTO COME NA SEPPA

I’ M THE LAST WHEEL OF THE

CHARIOT
So l’ultima roda del caro

WHO HASN’T HEAD HAS GOT LEGS

chi no ga testa ga gambe

IT’S EASY TO BE GAY WITH THE

OTHERS’ ASS
Xe fassile fare i fenoci col culo dei
altri