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ninjagall15 • 6d !
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burner032020 6d !
Tell them you have chest pains, that usually
gets you to the front of the line. As for the
killer butt squid? Send an anonymous tip to the
police that the hibachi place you ate had some
of those in a tank out back, you thought it was
a delicacy.
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bleached_spleen 5d !
You know what you have to do, you have to
suck it up your ass again to save the peoples,
you have to do it for them
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cba109 6d !
bro...
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artfulaneurysm 5d !
as someone who regularly suffers with
constipation, fuck you and take my upvote.
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futtyking 6d !
Hababahahaha read this high af and could
stop laughing . I thought I was reading a TIFU
post not a nosleep post lmao
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ninjagall15 " 6d !
It's meant to be a little ridiculous haha
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witherspork 4d !
I dont even wanna imagine where you got
inspired for this lol
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NipixelCommunism 5d !
Disgusting, you never wiped.
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