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    Milo is working at a comic book store counter when Hurley, a lazy pizza delivery boy, brings him a messed up pizza to eat. Milo bites into the pizza and pulls out Hurley's bandaid. Darby, a regular customer dressed as an alien character, enters and Milo correctly identifies which alien she is portraying. Their manager Owen complains that a customer backed out of buying expensive Wonder Woman boots that are crucial for the store's finances. Hurley points out a help wanted sign, but Owen refuses to hire Hurley due to his poor work ethic at the pizza place.

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    Milo is working at a comic book store counter when Hurley, a lazy pizza delivery boy, brings him a messed up pizza to eat. Milo bites into the pizza and pulls out Hurley's bandaid. Darby, a regular customer dressed as an alien character, enters and Milo correctly identifies which alien she is portraying. Their manager Owen complains that a customer backed out of buying expensive Wonder Woman boots that are crucial for the store's finances. Hurley points out a help wanted sign, but Owen refuses to hire Hurley due to his poor work ethic at the pizza place.

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    Warped! - Hurley Sides 10/8/20 3pgs: There's My Band Aid! It Fell Off When

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    Milo is working at a comic book store counter when Hurley, a lazy pizza delivery boy, brings him a messed up pizza to eat. Milo bites into the pizza and pulls out Hurley's bandaid. Darby, a regular customer dressed as an alien character, enters and Milo correctly identifies which alien she is portraying. Their manager Owen complains that a customer backed out of buying expensive Wonder Woman boots that are crucial for the store's finances. Hurley points out a help wanted sign, but Owen refuses to hire Hurley due to his poor work ethic at the pizza place.

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    WARPED!

    - HURLEY SIDES 10/8/20

    HURLEY SIDES
    3pgs
    MILO IS BEHIND THE COUNTER. HURLEY, A BRASH, LAZY KID IN A
    PIZZA UNIFORM, ENTERS, AND SETS A PIZZA BOX ON THE COUNTER.

    HURLEY

    Special delivery for Milo. Check it

    out. I messed up this pizza so the

    boss said I could keep it.

    MILO

    You messed up just in time. I’m

    starving. Thanks, Hurley.

    MILO TAKES A BITE OF A SLICE AND LOOKS CONFUSED. HE PULLS


    SOMETHING OUT OF HIS MOUTH AND HOLDS IT UP.

    MILO (CONT'D)

    What am I chewing?

    HURLEY

    There’s my Band Aid! It fell off when

    I was making the pizza. That was the

    “mess-up”.

    HURLEY GRABS THE BAND-AID FROM MILO AND SLIPS IT ON HIS


    FINGER. MILO LOOKS DISGUSTED. DARBY, A PERENNIALLY COSPLAYING
    SUPERFAN ENTERS. SHE’S DRESSED LIKE AN ALIEN CREATURE.

    HURLEY (CONT'D)

    Hey, Darby. Who are you today? Wait. I

    know... You’re a Kreepack from the

    movie “Planet X”.

    DARBY

    Yep. But which Kreepack?

    1/3
    2.

    MILO

    Easy. Jakob the Juror. (TO HURLEY)

    Jakob was the third juror on the left

    during the trial of Chyron.

    HURLEY

    Wow, you are good! Nobody but you two

    knows who that is.

    THE MANAGER, OWEN (MID-30S, HIGH-STRUNG PUSHOVER) ENTERS. HE


    POINTS TO A GLASS DISPLAY CASE BEHIND THE COUNTER. INSIDE ARE
    TWO SHINY SUPERHERO BOOTS.

    OWEN

    Well, the guy who was gonna buy the

    Wonder Woman boots changed his mind.

    MILO

    Come on! Really?!

    HURLEY

    You mean the Wonder Woman boots that

    Milo talked you into spending your

    life savings on? The ones he said you

    could sell for twice what you paid?

    The ones that if you don’t sell you’ll

    probably go out of business?

    MILO SHOOTS HURLEY A LOOK. HURLEY GETS QUIET.

    MILO

    Don’t worry. Someone’s gonna want

    them. You just have to be patient.

    HURLEY

    Not like you have a choice.

    2/3
    3.

    HURLEY POINTS TO A SIGN THAT SAYS “NOW HIRING”.

    HURLEY

    Hey, Owen? I see you guys are still

    hiring. Why don’t you just hire me?

    OWEN

    Because you already work at the pizza

    place upstairs. And you’re a horrible

    employee. You’re supposed to be at

    work now.

    HURLEY

    (PROUD) It’s true. I’m the worst.

    HURLEY NODS HAPPILY.

    END OF SCENE

    3/3

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