JEREMIAH GOLDENRULE
(Sitcom Pilot)
by
JD MooresCOLD OPEN
FADE IN:
INT. THE GOLDENRULES' HOUSE / JEREMIAH'S BEDROOM — MORNING
JEREMIAH GOLDENRULE, our pre-teen protagonist, is grudgingly
packing his BACKPACK for school.
JEREMIAH (V.0.)
It's my first day at a new school
where I'll have to make a new rep
for myself. But with a name like
mine, that ain't easy. I could have
been a Smith or a Jones, some cool
last name out of a gangster movie,
but no - I got to live up to the
name Goldenrule - Jeremiah
Goldenrule.
INT. THE GOLDENRULES'
(OUSE / FOYER
HENRY GOLDENRULE stands in the empty, yet still cramped foyer
as he adjusts his tie and gets ready to practice a speech
while looking into a MIRROR.
JEREMIAH (V.0.)
Then there's my dad - Henry
Goldenrule, politician, state
senator. Every morning he practices
his speeches to a mirror. My
brother and I have asked over and
over why he can't do it in the
bedroom like he used to instead of
blocking the front door, but Dad's
answers never make much sense and
we don't think that Mom telling us
not to ask is any kind of answer,
either.
KITCHEN
Jeremiah and his little brother CALEB sit at the table
picking at their breakfasts, looking back at the foyer where
their dad talks into the mirror while their mother PATTI just
sits there looking exasperated. Henry can technically be
heard in the background, but the words can't really be made
out.
JEREMIAH (CONT’D)
What's he talking about today, Mom?
PATTI
You don't want to know.FOYER
HENRY
We use the words school and reform
just about every day here, but do
any of us really know what those
words mean anymore?
PATTI (0.8.)
I do!
CALEB (0.8.)
I don't!
JEREMIAH (0.S.)
I don't care!
Henry's face contorts in mild frustration at their voices.
HENRY
Guys, I'm practicing here!
(Returns to speech)
can't force citizens to send
their kids to schools that aren't
worth attending. However, vouchers
that let parents choose aren't
enough when new industry raises the
population of a small town without
the private schools to choose from.
If government is going to continue
to have any hand in education, it
cannot ignore problems because the
state's majority party doesn't like
the solution.
KITCHEN
Jeremiah turns to his mother.
JEREMIAH
So, like, what is he talking about?
Is dad going to make spit-balling
illegal or what?
cur To:
MAIN TITLESACT ONE
FADE IN:
EXT. PUBLIC SCHOOL / ESTABLISHING SHOT - MORNING
Jeremiah is just one amidst a DIVERSE CROWD of schoolchildren
getting off of buses or out of parents’ cars to enter the
building.
INT. PUBLIC SCHOOL / HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS
The inside of the school is every bit as crowded as the
outside, perhaps more so because of the narrow hallways
cramping everyone together. Jeremiah, a BACKPACK slung over
one shoulder, makes his way through the crowd looking a
little disoriented until he sees a familiar face.
RICHARD, Jeremiah's friend, is almost comical as he
practically pushes through the crowd to get to Jeremiah,
uttering, "Excuse me," so many times to so many different
strangers that it ends up sounding more like "Use me” by the
time he reaches Jeremiah.
JEREMIAH
Rick! What's up?
RICHARD
School attendance?
The two finish their greeting with their secret handshake of
sorts before half hugging... sort of.
JEREMIAH
Man, this is lame. I got to find
my first class at a new school but
I can't even see two feet in front
of me.
RICHARD
Welcome to public school.
Jeremiah just nods in acknowledgement.
RICHARD (CONT'D)
I bet I know your real problem.
You're just too spoiled by that
fancy private school you used to go
to.
Jeremiah looks momentarily startled and offended.
(CONTINUED)CONTINUED:
RICHARD (CONT'D)
Just kidding. I gotta split. see
"ya.
JEREMIAH
(Still lost)
Yeah, see ‘ya.
INT. CLASSROOM
Towards the end of his class, Jeremiah watches and listens as
his frustrated TEACHER gives out final instructions. Across
the classroom from Jeremiah is ANDREW, a kid Jeremiah's age
that looks a lot more nervous and scared as the teacher
speaks than anyone else there.
TEACHER
Your assignment is due in two days
and like I said at the beginning of
class, I don't go easy on students’
first days. So, if you didn't do as
much following along in your books
as you did whispering to each other
or note passing, you might be in
for a bad surprise.
Jeremiah is shift
Teacher to Andrew.
g his glance back and forth from the
Then, the BELL RINGS.
TEACHER (CONT'D)
All right, that's it. Don't forget -
homework to be turned in two days
from now! You're dismissed.
Another thing Jeremiah doesn't seem used to is this big group
of students literally running over each other to get out and
into the hallway just to make it to their next class on time.
In the doorway, Jeremiah accidentally bumps into Andrew
making his way out. Taking a step back into the classroom,
he notices that Andrew has dropped some TEXTBOOKS.
JEREMIAH
Hey, man, sorry about that. Need
some help there?
ANDREW
(Picking up books)
No! I can get ‘em myself, so buzz
off, okay?
(CONTINUED)CONTINUED:
Jeremiah is a bit surprised as he stands there momentarily
watching Andrew finally make it out of the classroom.
INT. PUBLIC SCHOOL / HALLWAY
A FEW MOMENTS LATER — In spite of the crowd, Jeremiah is
taking a little more time getting to his next class, though
it seems to be so he can watch Andrew doing the same a few
feet in front of him. Not but a few steps out of the last
classroom himself, he is approached from behind by MADISON,
pretty, but feisty girl his age that had been in the same
class.
MADISON
That's Andrew. He don't mean to be
like that. He's just nervous.
Jeremiah stops, turns to Madison a bit surprised.
JEREMIAH
What?
MADISON
Oh, sorry. I'm Madison. I was in
the class with you guys a minute
ago?
(Beat)
Madison is my first name but, like,
some people just call me mad. Get
it?
Madison is smiling, but Jeremiah isn't - hasn't gotten the
joke yet.
MADISON (CONT'D)
Never mind.
JEREMIAH
I'm, uh... I'm Jeremiah. Friends
call me Jeremiah.
MADISON
I wasn't funny, was I? You know -
like, a moment ago?
JEREMIAH
My dad cracks himself up all the
time, too. I'm used to it. Hey,
you actually know, um...
MADISON
Andrew?
(CONTINUED)CONTINUE
JEREMIAH
Yeah, him - the kid just told me to
buzz off. ‘You know him?
MADISON
Yeah, a little. It's too bad. He's
usually picked on by the teachers
for not paying attention, but
everyone knows it's just ‘cause he
can't follow along in the books
fast enough
(Looks at WATCH)
I don't guess we have the next
class together, huh? I gotta go.
Nice meeting you.
Madison turns and walks the other way, again leaving Jeremiah
just a confused.
EXT. THE GOLDENRULES' HOUSE / ESTABLISHING SHOT - DAY
A SCHOOL BUS pulls up to the curb and deposits the
NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS, including Jeremiah.
INT. THE GOLDENRULES' HOUSE / THE DEN
Patti is going over LESSON PLANS in the Goldenrules' posh den
when Jeremiah enters.
JEREMIAH
(surprised)
Mom, you're home!
PATTI
‘only worked half a day. How was
school?
JEREMIAH
Fine.
Without another word, Jeremiah starts towards the HALLWAY to
go to his room when Patti stops him.
PATTI
Well, wait a minute! You mean
there's nothing else?
JEREMIAH
Mom, the school was there before
me. What's there to say?
PATTI
There's nothing wrong, is there?
(CONTINUED)CONTINUE
JEREMIAH
No, I told you I'm fine.
Jeremiah continues to his room, but Patti doesn't appear
convinced by Jeremiah's dismissive attitude and assertion
that everything is "fine."
INT. THE GOLDENRULES' HOUSE / JEREMIAH'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS
Jeremiah tosses his BACKPACK onto his bed and immediately
grabs a DICTIONARY from the SMALL DESK at which he usually
does his homework. Then, he looks up the word reform.
JEREMIAH (V.0.)
Before now, I'd never paid much
attention to Dad's speeches. I'd
never tell Mom and Dad, but 1
always thought any of our problems
as students were somehow always our
fault. That first day at the new
school, seeing Andrew and all, made
me remember the speech and wonder
if there really is something to all
that.
FADE OUT:
END OF ACT ONE
ACT Two
INT. PUBLIC SCHOOL / CAFETERIA
At one of many LONG FOLD-UP TABLES, Jeremiah is having lunch
with Richard in the crowded and somewhat noisy cafeteria,
each struggling to talk loud enough so they could hear one
another.
JEREMIAH
‘still ‘wanna come over and watch
the Undertaker with me?
RICHARD
Again?
JEREMIAH
Hey!
RICHARD
I mean, there are other wrestlers,
Jeremiah.
(CONTINUED)CONTINUED:
JEREMIAH
Yeah? Since when?
Rick rolls his eyes.
Jeremiah presses on.
JEREMIAH (CONT'D)
I got the three disc collection of
all the Hell in the Cell matches,
plus his match with Edge from
Summerslam 2008 burned on disc at
home.
RICHARD'S POV:
Richard is distracted as he watches MADISON walking th
way.
NEW ANGLE
RICHARD
ho knows? Maybe she'll watch ‘em
with you the next hundred times or
JEREMIAH
What?
MADISON
Hey, guys.
Richard defers to Madison by only too-happily moving his
chair over to give her room to sit down with her TRAY next to
hin,
RICHARD
Hey, yourself. I'm Richard.
MADISON
So, Jeremiah, seen Andrew again?
JEREMIAH
No. Why?
MADISON
‘Just wondered.
JEREMIAH
So he didn't want help picking up
his books - no big deal.
(CONTINUED)CONTINUE
Madison tries to hide it, but she still seems a bit
disappointed.
MADISON
You're new here, aren't you? I
mean, we met the other day and
there are lots of others here T
don't know, but you're new to this
school, right?
RICHARD
Jeremiah was in private school last
year. ‘Guess you could say he's not
house broken yet.
The remark seems to only add to Jeremiah's momentary
frustration, not to mention his confusion as to who exactly
he's supposed to be having a conversation with at this point.
Looking around, though, he notices that nobody else at the
long table seems to care or have any trouble carrying on
their own private conversations.
MADISON
So what is private school like?
JEREMIAH
Um, well, it's not as crowded.
MADISON
Do you really have to be rich to
get in like they say? Is it really
that expensive?
JEREMIAH
I don't know. How expensive do they
say it is?
Madison smiles as i:
Jeremiah's answer is funny.
RICHARD
Jeremiah doesn't know because he
never had to pay for it.
JEREMIAH
(To Richard - irritated)
Neither did you, man! So quit
answering for me.
RICHARD
I was kidding.
(CONTINUED)lo.
CONTINUED: (2)
JEREMIAH
Yeah, well, you didn't say you
were.
RICHARD
I thought I just did.
(Stands up)
Excuse me while I throw my stuff
away.
With seemingly hurt feelings, Richard walks away.
JEREMIAH
(To himself)
Jeez...
MADISON
You two friends?
JEREMIAH
Yeah, but...
(Beat)
I don't know, you think I ran him
off?
MADISON
He did leave.
JEREMIAH
No kidding. We've been friends a
while now, but sometimes...
MADISON
Friends... I know. They talk for
you, finish your sentences.
JEREMIAH
Yeah... But still, we ARE friends.
MADISON
Sure you are. He probably thought
you were a pretty nice guy.
(Beat)
Just like I thought you were.
JEREMIAH
What's that supposed to mean?
MADISON
I just thought you wanted to help
Andrew out a little. I mean,
nobody else has and you did ask
about him the other day.
(CONTINUED)ql.
CONTINUED: (3)
JEREMIAH
I don't get it. How could T help
him? He doesn't even act like he
wants any help.
MADISON
You think he'd actually ask?
all these bullies around to make
fun of him, I mean... what did you
expect?
h
JEREMIAH
What bullies?
MADISON
You really are new, aren't you.
JEREMIAH (V.0.)
I wasn't that dumb, but what could
I say? I felt trapped.
Nervous, Jeremiah cranes his neck to look around for Richard.
JEREMIAH (CONT'D)
here is Richard? I thought he was
just throwing away his trash.
Just then, both notice a HOMEROOM TEACHER coming around,
KNOCKING on the tables, a clear cue to the students that
lunch is over.
MADISON
That's my homeroom teacher. I
gotta go.
(Pulls PAPER out of pocket
- hands to Jeremiah)
Here. I thought maybe you were
cool enough to have this.
Jeremiah looks at the paper - it's got Madison's phone number
on it.
MADISON (CONT'D)
You know, in case you wanted to
help me help andrew.
JEREMIAH (V.0.)
I knew I was bombing with Madison,
but there was something more to
this than she was saying.
JEREMIAH (CONT'D)
Who is he to you anyway?
(CONTINUED)12.
CONTINUED: (4)
MADISON
He's nobody, Jeremiah - just my
cousin.
JEREMIAH (V.0.)
or maybe I just wasn't listening —
reading between the lines.
MADISON
Hope you like the food here.
Then, Madison and about half of the other kids at the table
get up and leave with the Homeroom Teacher, leaving Jeremiah
not just more frustrated and confused - now, he's all alone.
JEREMIAH (V.0.)
Maybe this is what my dad meant
when he always used to brag about
being able to read people. If so,
maybe I'm not as much like him as
he says - maybe I can't read
people. One thing is for sure...
(Beat)
This sucks.
EXT, PUBLIC SCHOOL - AFTERNOON
Jeremiah and Richard wait with the OTHER STUDENTS for their
BUS,
JEREMIAH
I don't get it, Richard. If you're
mad at me, why stand out here with
me for the bus?
RICHARD
We take the same bus, Jeremiah.
JEREMIAH
Yeah, but... I mean, why don't you
wait down the sidewalk or something
instead of... Oh, never mind.
RICHARD
I never said I was mad, I just
didn't think you wanted to talk
anymore so I finished my lunch at
another table. So what?
JEREMIAH
I was frustrated and confused. I'm
sorry.
(CONTINUED)CONTINUED:
13.
RICHARD
‘what what you told Madison? or do
you only get that way when she
comes over.
JEREMIAH
Meaning?
RICHARD
oh, nothing
JEREMIAH
Hey, she's cool, okay? She seems
real nice, 'ya know. I just don't
understand her wanting me to help
her cousin. I don't know what she
thinks I can do. You didn't hear
that, though, did you? That guy
who dropped his books and told me
to buzz off when I tried to help -
Andrew - that's her cousin.
RICHARD
No offense, Jeremiah, but what
don't you get about her thinking
you can help?
JEREMIAH
hat?
RICHARD
Think about it - you come from a
private school, a pretty well-off
family.
JEREMIAH
(Interrupts)
So do you! We live in the same
neighborhood, remember? Same bus?
RICHARD
You're in a blazer and khakis while
most of the other guys here are
wearing baggy jeans and old metal
band T-shirts down to the knees.
AND you offered to help him pick up
his books. ‘See anyone else offer?
Maybe she just thinks you look like
someone that could help.
JEREMIAH
Well, right now, T have to worry
about my own grades.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)CONTINUED: (2)
JEREMIAH (CONT'D)
‘Easy to take notes when you can
see the board - the classrooms here
are so big you can hardly see what
the teacher's writing from the
middle row back.
RICHARD
So sit closer to the board.
JEREMIAH
When I get used to where my classes
are, I will.
14.
Richard glances past Jeremiah and spots something going on.
RICHARD
JEREMIAH
RICHARD
Looks like our friend Andrew has a
little more to worry about than his
grades right now.
Jeremiah looks to where Richard is pointing and sees TWO
g a smaller and very nervous Andrew.
BULLIES hass
BULLY 1
"You know how hard it was to get
those test answers copied? Now give
us the rest of the money
said.
ANDREW
I'm sorry, guys, really, but I just
don't have it today.
BULLY 2
Maybe he thinks we're joking.
BULLY 1
But we're not, are we.
BULLY 2
No. Maybe we're just not being
clear enough.
The two bullies start posturing as
if they're about to hit
Andrew, who can't run for students on either side of him —
students that seem to be watching, but unwilling to
intervene.
(CONTINUED)15.
CONTINUED: (3)
ANDREW
Guys, I know you're not kidding.
I'll get you the rest of the money.
I promise.
BULLY 2
Sure, you will, but just so you'll
be sure to remember...
The two bullies grasp Andrew hard, one's hand on each
shoulder. They look ready to beat him up when Jeremiah
approaches.
JEREMIAH
Andrew! What's up, man?
Andrew sees Jeremiah coming, a mixture of surprise and relief
on his face as the bullies quickly take their hands off of
hin.
BULLY 2
Who are you?
JEREMIAH
Just a buddy. Right, Andrew?
ANDREW
(smiles nervously)
Uh, yeah... Right.
JEREMIAH
You guys giving him a shoulder rub
or what? Better be careful, some of
these dweebs around here might get
the wrong idea and think you two
took a particular liking to my
friend here.
BULLY 1
What are you talking about?
The bullies see Jeremiah wink at Andrew and know something i:
up.
BULLY 1 (CONT'D)
You two ain't friends! Look at ‘em!
JEREMIAH
Just keep your hands off him, all
right?
BULLY 1
And what if we don't?
(CONTINUED)16.
CONTINUED: (4)
JEREMIAH
(Looks around)
oh, I think you will.
BULLY 1
Is that so?
Bully 2 pushes Jeremiah, but virtually in reflex, Jeremiah
grabs the bully and... pins him.
Just then, the PRINCIPAL walks up.
PRINCIPAL
Hey! What's going on here?
JEREMIAH
(Lets go of Bully)
These guys were just horsing
around.
PRINCIPAL
Horsing around, huh? Looked like
the start of a fight to me.
(To Jeremiah)
hat's your name son?
Just as Jeremiah is about to answer:
RICHARD (0.S.)
Jeremy! Hey, Jeremiah! Jeremiah
Goldenrule!
Jeremiah looks back at Richard approaching.
While everyone else is absorbed either with Jeremiah or with
Richard's calling for him, the two bullies sneak away.
PRINCIPAL
I don't remember seeing you around
here before, but that last name
certainly rings a bell.
RICHARD
Jeremy, what are you doing, man?
our bus is here!
JEREMIAH
(Looks around for bullies)
We're really sorry, sir. Aren't
we, Andrew?
(CONTINUED)uy.
CONTINUED: (5)
ANDREW
(Nervous - Nods & Plays
along)
Uh, yeah... I mean, yes, s
sorry... si
PRINCIPAL
Well, okay. As long as I don't see
anything like this out here again.
You guys go catch your bus, okay?
And stay out of trouble.
Jeremy, in particular, is relieved as he, Richard and Andrew
part ways with the principal, caring little where the bullies
are. The three walk toward their bus.
SBREMIAH
‘this your bus, Andrew?
ANDREW
No, but I... Well, I just wanted to
say thanks.
JEREMIAH
Any time. If you see Madison, tell
her I'll see her at lunch.
Andrew just looks at Jeremiah with a wry grin, nods and then
xuns back from whence he came.
RICHARD
That was close, man - real close.
Did I mention it was close? Man,
that was close!
JEREMIAH
You wanted me to help him - you and
Madison.
RICHARD
"Don't know if that was exactly
what Madison had in mind, but it
ain't that bad a start.
(Chuckles & pats Jeremiah
on shoulder)
My man! You may just establish
those street creds yet. Now all we
got to do is make you look the
part. This ain't private school.
Naw, man, this is public - this is
the jungle, baby.
(CONTINUED)1g.
CONTINUED: (6)
JEREMIAH
Please! You think I like dressing
like my dad's golfing buddies? No
way.
Richard keeps talking as, in the line, the two enter the bus.
RICHARD
Good, ‘cause you keep up the jungle
vibes you were shedding back there,
and we make you look king, you
gonna be king. From here on out,
Jeremiah Goldenrule is ‘gonna rule.
JEREMIAH
Thanks, Richard, I think I get it.
INT. THE GOLDENRULES' HOUSE / THE DEN
Once again, Jeremiah enters the front door with his BACKPACK,
but this time he finds his dad Henry waiting for him.
Jeremiah stops a few feet in, looks at his father and sighs
in anticipation.
JEREMIAH
You're not going to ambush me like
Mom did the other day, are ‘ya,
Dad?
HENRY
Ambush? What are you talking about?
I was just going to ask how school
went.
Jeremiah walks the rest of the way in and takes a seat next
to Henry.
JEREMIAH
Dad, I ‘gotta know - what were you
talking about in the mirror that
morning about school reform?
HENRY
I knew it. Your mom warned me
there'd be something going on at
school.
JEREMIAH
Dad, please, can you just tell me -
without a big speech?
(CONTINUED)CONTINUED:
HENRY
Try looking it up. You'll remember
it better that way.
JEREMIAH
Dad, I know what a school is and I
already looked up reform. It said
something about changing somet!
making it better. Are you tr
to make schools better? I don't
get it.
HENRY
I wish I could tell you I knew one
way or the other, but I've told you
about my work before. We vote on
these things. We try to make law
to help people, but it doesn't
always turn out that way. We also
spend weeks, even months debating a
law or amendment that never gets
passed, so.
JEREMIAH
So you don't know what school
reform is any more than I do, huh?
(Beat - Stern)
It's obviously part of your job,
and even you don't know what it is.
Great. Just great.
Frustrated, Jeremiah gets up to go to his room.
JEREMIAH (CONT'D)
I got homework to do.
HENRY
Jeremiah, wait.
1g.
Jeremiah turns around, but doesn't seem anxious to listen.
HENRY (CONT'D)
I don't know why you're interested
in all this. TI guess I should be
proud that you are, but son, one of
these days you're going to have to
learn that nobody has ALL the
answers - not even the smart ones
know everything.
(CONTINUED)20.
CONTINUED: (2)
JEREMIAH
sure, dad, I get it. But this stuff
is your job, answers people thought
you knew already so they put you in
Tallahassee to act on those
answers, but now, you don't know.
Do you have to know anything to do
your job, Dad, or are you just some
Glorified radio jockey that just
has to talk a lot?
HENRY
Now, Jeremiah, you and I both know
that wasn't called for. Ask me all
the questions you want, but T
suggest you change your tone. You
got me?
JEREMIAH
Yeah, Dad, I got ‘ya - at least
what little there is of you to get.
I'll be in my room.
EXIT JEREMIAH
INT. THE GOLDENRULES' HOUSE / JEREMIAH'S BEDROOM
A few minutes later, Jeremiah is trying to calm down by
listening to some MUSIC in his room when Henry knocks on the
cracked-open door.
JEREMIAH
It's open.
HENRY
(Entering)
hat's going on, son?
JEREMIAH
What do you mean?
HENRY
Hey, turn the music off a minute,
okay?
JEREMIAH
"You giving me a choice?
HENRY
No.
Jeremiah shuts off the music.
(CONTINUED)CONTINUED:
21.
JEREMIAH
What?
HENRY
Since when did you start going
around snapping at us when you come
home from school? You didn't used
to be like that.
JEREMIAH
I didn't used to go to that school.
HENRY
Jeremiah, something is going on
with you at that school and I want
to know what it is. Is someone
bullying you? Do you not
there? What?
JEREMIAH
No. What's not to like, Dad? It's a
school - they're all alike.
HENRY
Actually, they're not.
(Beat)
k you know that already.
JEREMIAH
(Sighs in resignation)
okay, fine. Some girl saw me help
her cousin pick up some books he
dropped class and now she thinks I
can help with his grades and all. I
just don't know what to do, you
know? I mean, what can I offer the
guy?
(Beat)
Anyway, I'd heard all that stuff
you'd been saying about reform and
thought maybe it was your job to
help guys like that.
HENRY
hat_do you think it's my job to do
exactly? How do you think I'm
supposed to help?
JEREMIAH
I don't know! Reform it - make i
better. Improve the school so
Andrew and others like him don't
have those problems.
(CONTINUED)22.
CONTINUED: (2)
HENRY
That's easier said than done, you
know.
JEREMIAH
I know.
(Beat)
I thought about telling Mom, maybe
asking if she'd tutor him or
something, but I don't even know if
he'd go for that or what
parents would think.
HENRY
Well, you're awfully worried about
this. That's for sure. It's
important to you, isn't it? Is it
because you want to help this kid
Andrew or because you don't want to
disappoint his cousin? what's her
name?
JEREMIAH
Madison.
HENRY
(smiles)
Is she nice?
JEREMIAH
Getting a little off-topic, aren't
we, Dad?
HENRY
No, I'd prefer to think of this as
being just ancther layer of the
same topic.
Jeremiah takes a moment to think and to figure out what Henry
means, but then asks:
JEREMIAH
hat?
HENRY
I'm just playing.
Henry winks at Jeremiah.
JEREMIAH
Right...
DISSOLVE TO:HOUSE / INSERT SHOT - NIGHT
EXT. THE GOLDENRULES'
HENRY (0.8.)
So that's it. This girl wants
Jeremiah to help her cousin do
better in their class and he
doesn't really know what to do.
HOUSE / KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS
INT. THE GOLDENRULES'
Henry is presumably helping PATTI wash the DISHES after
23.
dinner, but really he's just standing there putting plates
and such in a drain rack after she gets done cleanil
PATTI
Why didn't he tell me? I've tutored
on the side before. 1 know I'm
qualified to tutor in Jeremiah's
grade.
HENRY
Come on, honey, you know how boys:
are.
PATTI
I know how our boys are.
HENRY
Okay, remind me why we don't use
our State-of-the-art dish washer
anymore?
PATTI
Because money doesn't grow on
trees, Henry, though with you
working for the government and all,
I wouldn't necessarily expect you
to understand that.
HENRY
Ha, ha. Funny. You know, in a way,
money does grow on trees. where do
you think the paper comes from for
the dollar bills?
The dishes complete, Patti turns to Henry:
PATTI
Really, Henry, we need to help
Jeremiah a little bit.
g then.
(CONTINUED)CONTINUED:
24,
HENRY
Patti, he's almost a teenager. He
hasn't exactly asked us for help
and there's not much we can really
do unless he does.
PATTI
We should still try. We owe him
that much.
HENRY
What on earth do you mean? We owe
him. You're making too much of
this. You know that?
PATTI
No, I'm not, and one of these days,
we'll probably have to confront
this same issue with Caleb.
HENRY
What issue?
PATTI
Look, all Jeremiah has known ‘til
now is that private school he went
to last - small class sizes, one-on-
one help from school faculty in the
afternoons, hardly a student there
whose parents didn't know at least
a third of the other parents with
kids there. But remember why we
sent him to public school this year
in the first place?
Little do they know that around a corner, Jeremiah is quietly
listening to the conversation.
PATTI (CONT'D)
You just got re-elected and you
were finally sure that this is the
year that some of your ideas on
school reform might actually go
through in the state senate. You
wondered what it would look like
having a kid in private school when
half your re-election campaign was
based on reforming the public
school system, and you know what?
You were right. It was the fair
thing to do and I think it'll teach
Jeremiah about the real world
ways that private school can't.
(CONTINUED)25.
CONTINUED: (2)
HENRY
It wasn't just my decision, Patti.
You agreed.
PATTI
Of course I did, and I still do,
but that decision comes with the
responsibility to help Jeremiah if
he needs it until he gets used to
his new environment.
Henry smiles and affectionately strokes his wife's hair one
time.
ON _JEREMTAH
As Henry and
slowly makes
INT. THE GOLDENRULES'
HENRY
And you wonder why I keep asking
you to co-write my speeches and
proposals.
PATTI
(smiles)
Darn straight! I know what I'n
talking about.
Patti's conversation ends, FOLLOW Jeremiah as he
his way back to his room.
JEREMIAH (V.0.)
So that was it. Listening to all
that I finally know why the change
in schools. T just wish it had more
to do with me than with my dad's
job. Still, I've gotten used to
the idea of public image and
reputation meaning more to this
family than it does to most. I know
now what some of my history
teachers have said about sons and
daughters of presidents and other
politicians having to live up to
their names, what those names mean
by what the famous family members
have done for society.
HOUSE / JEREMIAH'S BEDROOM — CONTINUOUS
Jeremiah is packing up his BACKPACK for the next morning and
getting out his PAJAMAS while the narration continues.
(CONTINUED)CONTINUED:
26.
JEREMIAH (V.0.)
Maybe this is my first test to see
if I can live up to my name. My
dad had the right idea that public
schools need all the help they can
get, but maybe he's just not able
to actually do all the stuff he
proposes because he's not in the
schools with the students and
teachers every day like we are...
like I am. And since I am, maybe
this is how I can live up to my
name. Maybe helping people like
Andrew is what being a Goldenrule
means for me.
About to pack his last TEXTBOOK, Jeremiah stops and pulls out
the PAPER on which Madison had written and given him her
PHONE NUMBER, loo!
ng at it.
JEREMIAH (V.0.) (CONT'D)
Now, I'm just hoping I don't
disappoint.
FADE OUT:
END OF ACT TWO
ACT THREE
EXT, PUBLIC SCHOOL / INSERT SHOT - AFTERNOON
ANDREW (0.S.)
You really think your mother will
tutor me, Jeremiah?
INT. PUBLIC SCHOOL / HALLWAY
Jeremiah and Andrew talk as they walk to their next class.
JEREMIAH
She's a teacher anyway, plus I
overheard her talking to my dad
about it.
ANDREW
Your parents talk about this to
each other?
JEREMIAH
It's a long story, but that's not
important.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)CONTINUED:
27.
JEREMIAH (CONT'D)
What's important is that you don't
have to buy stolen test answers off
those bullies anymore.
ANDREW
Teachers have sent notes home,
talked to my parents by phone, but
my parents just think I'm lazy.
They think aince they didn't have
these problems in school, neither
should I.
(Beat)
It's embarrassing, ‘ya know? I'm
not an idiot, it's just I have a
hard time following along in class
and that makes studying afterwards
even harder.
JEREMIAH
All I can tell ‘ya is that half the
work in making good grades is
predicting what things will be on
the tests. But I guess if you
could follow along with the
teachers better, you could do that.
Here, it's like teachers just fly
through the lessons, then make you
figure out the rest for yourself
later at home. The private school T
went to last was different, so I
kind of know what you're going
through.
ANDREW
Hey, I hate to have to ask, but,
uh... well, what about money? I
definitely don't have enough and I
don't know that my parents would
pay. Like I said, they don't think
I really need tutoring anyway.
What...
JEREMIAH
(Interrupts)
Hold up, okay? We'll worry about
that later. Just give me a day or
two to straighten things out with
my mother. If you have to, you can
come home with me one or two days a
week for tutoring and just tell
your parents you're at a friends
house. I mean, that's true enough,
I hope. Isn't it?
(CONTINUED)CONTINUED:
28.
(2)
ANDREW
(smiles)
Sure thing.
INT. PUBLIC SCHOOL / CAFETERIA
Jeremiah
and Richard are sitting together at lunch again.
RICHARD
So that's it? You guys just talked?
No close calls with one of the
oversized delinquents here?
JEREMIAH
Nope. We just talked. I'm g;
to get my mother to tutor him
the afternoons.
RICHARD
oh, well... okay. But man, really,
if’you want a cool rep here, we're
going to have to work on that
wardrobe, maybe look and see if you
got something in your closet to
work with. Clothes do make the
man, you know.
JEREMIAH
‘sounds cool. ‘This afternoon after
school? Maybe after we watch one
of the Undertaker DvD's?
RICHARD
Awesome.
MADISON (0.S.)
‘Couldn't agree more!
Madison walks over and hurriedly pulls a chair up to the edge
of the table by Jeremiah, sits down and just looks at him,
smiling.
JEREMIAH
You're happy now, right? You're
not... mad?
MADISON
That's just my nickname. Thank
you, Jeremiah.
After an awkward moment of silence, Richard speaks up.
(CONTINUED)29,
CONTINUED:
RICHARD
Oh, come on, guys, what about me?
I'm the one pushed Jeremiah here
into finding his inner coolness!
Jeremiah, does this mean she's
watching the Undertaker with us
now?
Madison stands back up to leave.
MADISON
I can see my home room teacher
coming. Talk more in the hallway
later?
JEREMIAH
Sweet.
EXIT MADISON
RICHARD
Okay, I'm not subjecting myself to
another minute of your Dvp's until
you tell me what just happened
here.
JEREMIAH
(smiles)
It's no big deal, Rick. Just
practicing the golden rule. That's
all.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. THE GOLDENRULES' HOUSE / THE DEN
A while into watching the Undertaker DVD, Richard seems more
into it than Jeremiah, so Jeremiah takes the minute Rick
isn't looking to get up and go into the
INT, THE GOLDENRULES' HOUSE / KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS
Patti is reading something at the KITCHEN TABLE when Jeremiah
walks over and sits down next to her.
JEREMIAH
Thanks, mom, for helping out with
Andrew and all.
PATTI
Of course. I just don't know why
you didn't tell us about all this
sooner.
(CONTINUED)30.
CONTINUED:
JEREMIAH
I didn't know there was anything
you guys or I could until...
PATTI
Until that girl got impatient with
you? What's her name again?
JEREMIAH
(Blushing)
on, mom, Her name is
PATTI
(Mods)
Madison, huh? Nice name,
JEREMIAH
Mom, come on - we're not...
PATTI
(Playing along)
No, no, of course you aren't.
Clearly, though, Patti is fighting back a knowing smil:
JEREMIAH
Alright, I'm going back in there
with Rick to watch the DVD. See
"ya, mom.
Patti watches Jeremiah leave the room with a kind of knowing
satisfaction visible in her face.
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. PARKING LOT - AFTERNOON
Henry, wearing his work suit, is about to get in his CAR to
leave when EVAN, a fellow senator just a few years older than
Henry, walks up to the vehicle parked next to him.
BVAN
Good speech about the school reform
thing today, Hank.
HENRY
Thanks, Evan. You know I aim to
please.
(CONTINUED)CONTINUED:
31.
EVAN
Yeah, I know. For a while there, I
was almost convinced you believed
all that stuff yourself - you know,
about vouchers not being enough and
government taking responsibility
for the education it provides.
I'll bet that line about solw
the majority party doesn't like
made a few people across the aisle
happy.
ns
HENRY
What about you, Evan? Did any of it
make you happy ~ maybe happy enough
to help me push something through?
Evan laughs a little and there's more than a hint of sarcasm
in his tone as he responds.
EVAN
Come on, Hank, don't pretend you're
that naive. You know who we work
for, and it isn't the soccer moms
or the poor kids living across the
tracks. Besides, you ought to know
money can't solve all the world's
problems. ‘Trust me, the public
school system is making it just
fine. These so-called problems
just need to be blown out of
proportion every once and a while
so's that the voters can know we're
still paying attention to them come
re-election season.
HENRY
(Hiding disappointment)
I guess you're right.
EVAN
Now get out of here. You work too
hard and worry too much. Tell the
Mrs. I said hi.
HENRY
I will.
INT. HENRY'S CAR - CONTINUOUS
In the driver's seat, Henry shuts the door, but doesn't start
the car yet,
stead watching out the window as EVAN'S car
backs out and leaves.
(CONTINUED)32.
CONTINUED:
Clearly, he has a lot on his mind as he takes his CELL PHONE
out of his GLOVE COMPARTMENT and calls home.
PATTI (0.8.)
(Through phone)
Bello?
HENRY
Hey. ‘You and Jeremiah got things
squared away with you tutoring that
kid at his school?
PATTI
I have to see what parts of the
week I can do it and what times,
but I want to do this. I told you
I could.
HENRY
You think Jeremiah is getting used
to the public school system yet?
PATTI
I don't know how he feels about the
whole system, Henry - ‘don't really
think I'd state things so
dramatically, but yeah, I think
he's adapting to the school we sent
him to.
HENRY
That's good. I guess now it's time
to do our part.
(Beat)
I'll see ‘ya when I get home.
‘Need me to stop anywhere?
PATTI
Just come home. That'll be good
enough for me.
HENRY
Sure. See 'ya later.
(hangs up)
FADE OUT:
INT. PUBLIC SCHOOL / HALLWAY
It's another school day, but now, "hip" MUSIC serenades
Jeremiah's brisk and confident walk down the hall to one of
his classes. He's also dressed in what some might call
cooler clothes and looking like he could blend in a little
better.
(CONTINUED)33.
CONTINUED:
There's a confident stride in his step as he also starts
getting smiles and waves from other students he passes. He
even passes the two Bullies he tangled with just a week or so
earlier, only now, they nod with what passes for respect with
them as they pass.
The old, somewhat repressed and clueless Jeremiah
In its place is the new Jeremiah Goldenrule... in
is gone.
da house.
FADE OUT:
ROLL CREDITS