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1008 - Pop Culture Vs Real America - English - Hi Res
1008 - Pop Culture Vs Real America - English - Hi Res
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REAL AMERICA
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“I know that the
stereotypes of the
United States are out
there. And I know
that many of them are
informed not by direct
exchange or dialogue,
but by television
shows and movies and
misinformation.”
— PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
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ur opening scene takes He’s a very large man, not that he might, when in Rome, be
place in Rome, early fat, necessarily, but brawny and speaking a foreign language.
morning, late summer, in big boned. He has evidently tried “I’m from Minneapolis,” he
the breakfast room of a moderately to pull himself together, though goes on. “My wife and I just got in.
priced albergo (hotel), catering to without much success. His A long flight. I told her I’d grab her
the tourist trade, a stone’s throw hair sprays off in all directions, a blueberry muffin. Haven’t slept in
from the Pantheon. The waiters, defeating his every attempt to a day. We’re from Minneapolis.”
Filipino natives, hover in their smooth it into shape with his The waiter points him to
white waistcoats as the hotel guests, beefy hand. His shirttails are the buffet.
families from the United Kingdom, busy untucking themselves from “Where are the blueberry
France, Greece, and Spain mostly, his pants, which are hitched two muffins?” he booms, craning his
graze over the croissants and inches too high. His socks are neck and scanning the breakfast
sweets and pitchers of juice, white and they droop. breads and bowls of fruit. “She’s
maintaining a polite indifference He approaches one of the really hungry. We just flew in.
to one another in their respective waiters and vigorously shakes From Minneapolis.”
zones of privacy. Everything is a his hand. And so he prattles on,
hum of efficiency and competence, “I heard there was a free expressing astonishment, though
executed in the hushed tones complimentary buffet breakfast no resentment, that there are
appropriate to the hour. down here,” he says, redundantly. no blueberry muffins — “How
Then the doors of the elevator And of course he says it in English, can you have breakfast without
slide open, and there he is. with no thought to the possibility blueberry muffins?” he wonders
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here’s no place like Krusty has shocking blue hair and a huge Burgers to make new ones. When
Burger, the fast-food res- smile, but he’s anything but hilarious studies revealed that the Krusty
taurant on the television off camera. He has gambling Burger was “the unhealthiest fast-
program The Simpsons, for a quick debts, alimony payments, and an food item in the world,” Krusty
meal that’s just a little bit differ- addiction to a prescription pain- created a new Mother Earth Burger,
ent. On the menu is the signature killer. He’ll sell almost anything made from barley and packaged in
Krusty Burger, “which is deep- under the Krusty brand name to a green wrapper. “I’m saving the
fried with love.” Also available is make money, and he couldn’t care Earth,” Homer Simpson exclaimed
the Clogger, a pork sandwich that less about product safety. His home as he bit into his “eco-licious”
got its name from the effects of pregnancy tests produced so many burger. He soon had a different
its greasy contents on stomachs false positives that he pulled them reaction. Like everybody who ate
and arteries. Diners can also en- off the market and repackaged a Mother Earth Burger, he got
joy a Partially Gelatinated Non- them as coffee stirrers. He put a sick from tainted barley. As usual,
dairy Gum-Based Beverage, which jagged metal Krusty O in each box Krusty avoided the consequences
tastes like a milkshake but proba- of his breakfast cereal. After eating of another bad product. Instead,
bly doesn’t contain a drop of milk, one of the metal O’s, Bart needed the farmers and grain processors
or of anything natural. surgery to remove his appendix. who supplied the bad barley went
Bart and Lisa Simpson enjoy Krusty also relies on dubious out of business.
eating at Krusty Burger because business practices in his chain of — CHESTER PACH
they’re big fans of Krusty the fast-food restaurants. His only
Clown, the star of a popular interest in recycling is using the
children’s television show. Krusty uneaten portions of old Krusty
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a wide selection of locally grown
hundred years ago, the is flanked by tall office buildings produce.
scene was not unusual. and megastores like Barnes &
Farmers with baskets of Noble, Babies“R”Us, and Best Buy.
juicy yellow peaches, crates of ripe Located on Broadway between
red berries, and bushels of fragrant East 14th and 17th Streets, Union heavily advertised fast-food
green vegetables would set up Square is the year-round site of behemoths, many people seek
stalls in the village marketplace. a farmers market that convenes more healthful food options. A
Customers would flood into the rain or shine four times a week. number of shoppers, concerned
market to purchase food for the Customers perusing the vast array about the environment, like to
coming week, bargaining and of fruits, vegetables, dairy products, purchase organic foods that are
exchanging the news of the day. meats, and baked goods are likely to free of pesticides. This explains
Now the village marketplace is be plugged into their MP3 players, the enormous popularity of
located within the busy streets of checking their BlackBerries, or the farmers markets, which are
New York City. The small park in attending to their cell phones. sponsored by Greenmarket, a
Manhattan known as Union Square Despite the prevalence of privately funded program of the
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s a youth, President Ron- and other perils, using their own ous efforts to keep in shape. Many
ald Reagan was a lifeguard strength and speed in the water, episodes showed slow-motion
who saved 77 people from as well as speedboats and helicop- scenes of them exercising or run-
drowning at Lowell Park in Dix- ters, to save lives. ning on the beach. Often they
on, Illinois. Yet Reagan achieved Maybe it’s because the Bay- wore tight, brief swimsuits that
far less fame for his heroics than watch crew makes fearless efforts revealed muscled thighs, ripped
Mitch Bucannon and C. J. Parker, to protect the gorgeous waters off abdominals, or impressive chests.
members of the Baywatch crew at the California coast for swimming C. J. and her friends were in such
Malibu Beach in California. Bay- and surfing. In one episode, Mitch extraordinary condition that their
watch became the most popular was poisoned when he swam in appearance could fool beachgo-
television show in history. Dur- contaminated waters. C. J. and ers. Once when two of the wom-
ing the mid-1990s, it aired in 140 her friends traced the chemical en in the Baywatch crew asked a
countries and attracted more to a seedy business engaged in il- photographer to move down the
than one billion viewers. Millions legal offshore dumping. She saved beach to a safer area, he looked
of people still watch reruns of the Mitch’s life and put the polluters at them and declared, “These are
program. Why has Baywatch been out of business. The “green” val- models.” No, they replied. “We’re
so popular? ues of the Baywatch lifeguards lifeguards.”
Perhaps it’s because of the may explain their popularity. — CHESTER PACH
bravery of C. J., Mitch, and the Or perhaps so many people
other lifeguards. Often ignor- enjoy Baywatch because of the fit-
ing their own safety, they rescue ness of the lifeguards. Mitch, C. J.,
swimmers from riptides, sharks, and their coworkers made strenu-
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educates beachgoers on how to stay
he white truck brakes in the knows where to find his parents safe in the surf.
thick sand and a bronzed before both guards return to
male lifeguard leaps out, their watches.
red plastic rescue buoy in one Lifeguard Sergeant Casey
hand, running for the surf. He Owens finishes a radio call in [their child was in danger],” he
reaches the water’s edge, white- his lifeguard vehicle, waiting for says. “People look away for a
edged waves rushing his ankles, the young lifeguard to return few seconds.”
then slows. A female guard from before he continues his patrol The rescued boy has returned
the three-sided seasonal watch along San Diego’s busy Pacific to his towel, where his mother
tower has beaten him to the surf, Beach. He speaks without turning hovers over him. He was lucky.
where a boy about 10 years old from the water, where his eyes slide Lucky because he’s at the beach
struggles, arms flailing as his along the splashing crowds and on a beautiful summer Saturday,
head dips in the water. The guard bobbing surfers. and lucky because someone was
tows the boy to shallow waters “Sometimes you save a kid and watching over him at this beach:
and makes sure he’s okay and find out their parents had no idea the lifeguards.
wear blue police-style uniforms allowed to operate PWCs on the team, which sped to New Orleans,
or official tee shirts with swim job. Such training is part of an Louisiana, to help people caught in
shorts — to the main lifeguard overall program that encompasses Hurricane Katrina in 2005.
tower for one of her 10-hour shifts. far more than just swimming skills. Lifeguards in southern
The three-story permanent tower “There’s a lot of training,” California start as seasonal
houses a garage, a first-aid room, Owens said. “And it doesn’t end employees, working the summer’s
staff lockers, and storage on the after you get the job. From the time peak season, then returning to
first floor; offices on the second; you get hired, you have medical regular jobs the rest of the year.
and an enclosed observation deck training, first aid, and CPR. There’s Many are teachers, college students,
on the third floor, from which a the lifeguard training academy. or emergency medical technicians
guard armed with binoculars can Then you start working at the bay in the winter, while they continue
watch the beach for more than first, while you continue more to hone their skills. It can take
a mile. training to get ready for the ocean.” many years to win a year-round
After opening the tower, Training to be an ocean job on San Diego’s permanent staff
setting up safe driving lanes on lifeguard is only the start for many of roughly 70 guards, and non-
the beach for emergency vehicles, beach lifeguards, who often also lifeguards may not understand the
and checking equipment for safety, train to be on special teams that rigors of the job.
Jackson and her team drag out rappel down rocks to make rescues “My parents still ask, what do
the personal watercraft (PWC) on ocean-side cliffs, don scuba you do in the off-season?” Jackson
used for rescues, pulling it to gear for underwater search-and- laughs. “I’ve been a lifeguard for 11
water’s edge for launching. All rescue, hoist fire hoses for marine years. And my friends, they don’t
lifeguards undergo training and firefighting, or navigate rushing understand what I do all day.”
pass certification before they are floodwaters on the flood-rescue What they do all day is prevent
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nforgiven is a film about some horses. The prostitutes were the trigger. The kid shoots the sec-
the Old West, a part of outraged and demanded justice. ond. Things then go terribly wrong.
American life that van- They offered $1,000 of their own The sheriff captures Lawson, beats
ished more than a century ago but money to anybody who would kill him to death, and displays his
that still has a grip on popular imag- the attackers. body in front of the saloon. Munny
ination. Clint Eastwood, who pro- Munny at first refuses to seek goes to Big Whiskey to avenge his
duced and directed the film, also the bounty. “I ain’t like that any friend, killing five men, including
stars as William Munny, “a known more,” he tells the Schofield Kid, a the saloon keeper and sheriff.
thief and murderer” who has given young gunslinger who admires his Vengeance and money provide
up his life of violence to become a reputation for killing and propos- no satisfaction. The Kid, who killed
hog farmer in Kansas. But in 1881, es that they team up and split the for the first time, finds murder isn’t
he straps on his gun one more time reward. Munny changes his mind, so glamorous after all. “I guess he
and makes an unsettling journey however, because of the bounty. A had it comin’,” the kid says as he
back into his past. widower with two young children, swigs whiskey and tries to overcome
Munny leaves his farm to col- he hopes for a better life. He per- his feelings of guilt. “We all have it
lect a bounty in Big Whiskey, Wyo- suades another aging, former out- comin’,” Munny grimly replies.
ming, where two cowboys used a law, Ned Lawson, played by Morgan At the end of the film, Munny
knife to slash a prostitute, leaving Freeman, to join him and the Kid. leaves his farm and goes off to San
her face horribly scarred. The lo- The three bounty hunters track Francisco to work in dry goods.
cal sheriff ordered the cowboys down the two cowboys. Munny kills The Old West becomes an even
to compensate the saloon keeper the first after Lawson discovers more distant part of his past.
who ran the brothel by giving him that he can’t bring himself to pull — CHESTER PACH
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responsibilities include driving cattle
t is cold in Wyoming and the cattle into corrals, sorting
on the ranch as well as running
the first snow of the season them, and separating the calves statistics back at the office.
has already blanketed the from the cows.
ground white, even though it is But during these waning
only mid-September. This is the days of summer, Wood, slim,
time of year cowboy Duane Wood quiet in manner, and with a neat West, today’s cowboy just as likely
likes best, the period when he mustache, also is getting ready works in an all-terrain vehicle or
moves cattle to pastures near the for winter. He repairs fences and a pickup truck, as from the back
ranch headquarters so they will corrals and positions hay for easier of a horse.
be easier to feed and find when winter feeding. He also cuts and In the 1800s, most cowboys
the real storms of winter blanket hauls firewood to heat his were young men who helped
the countryside. As the days grow family’s home. gather cattle on southern ranges,
shorter, his work pace slows ever It is tough to define “cowboy” mainly in Texas, and then drove
so slightly. Before long, with other today. Once understood to be a them along where the cattle
ranch workers, he will be pushing man on horseback in the American could roam, eat, and grow fat for
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olice officers call them “the evidence from a crime scene is too In CSI the police almost seem
geek squad,” but the foren- small to ignore. In one case, a toe- irrelevant. They have little to do
sics experts in the Las Ve- nail clipping proved that someone other than arrest the suspects that
gas Criminalistics Bureau are the who claimed that he had killed a the forensics experts implicate.
heroes on the television program man in self-defense was guilty of The show leaves the impression
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. murder. In another, dirt stains and that analysis of DNA samples and
They crack the toughest criminal carpet fibers implicated the killer. hair follicles, rather than the tes-
cases by using microscopes or Gathering the evidence and in- timony of witnesses, solves every
computers to evaluate each frag- terpreting the clues can lead the crime and that the most important
ment of evidence and carefully investigators on a fascinating jour- police work occurs in the labora-
piece together the clues. View- ney of discovery. In an episode tory or the morgue. Sometimes,
ers enjoy their high-tech gadgetry called “Rashomama,” a reference though, even the smartest “geeks”
and quirky intelligence. Since its to the famous Japanese movie and the most sophisticated sci-
premiere in 2000, CSI has been a Rashomon, about multiple per- ence can’t solve the crime — in real
smash hit, often topping the televi- spectives on the same event, each life, if not on television. In those
sion ratings. It’s so popular that it member of the forensics team cases, only a police officer can add
has led to the creation of two ad- recounts his or her investigation up the clues and catch the culprit.
ditional CSI programs, one set in of the murder of the mother of a — CHESTER PACH
New York, the other in Miami. groom at his wedding. Each story
The CSI investigators concen- takes the CSI team one step closer
trate on evidence, which, unlike to the identity of the killers — they
witnesses, can never lie. No bit of turned out to be two bridesmaids.
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the neighborhood from his
he summer sun is shining at a computer in his dark blue
patrol car.
brightly over the one-story uniform, working on an e-mail,
brick police station on taking care of the administrative
Route 188 that runs through the end of his job. The computer
not-so-wild western Connecticut desk is filled with pictures of his
town of Middlebury. Head further wife and his two sons, now in former greats playing baseball for
down and you might not even their twenties. His diplomas and his beloved New York Yankees.
realize you just drove through training certificates hang on the On the desk behind Guisti, there’s
the heart of this tree-lined, wall above. On the opposite wall, a Yankees cap sitting on one side
18.5-square-mile (48.1-square- there are framed pictures on both and on the other is a figurine of a
kilometer) middle-class sides of a bookcase, showing one policeman with a protective arm
community. It’s about one o’clock son playing high school football, around a girl — with an angel
back at the station, and in a side the other competing in swimming. guarding his back.
office with the word “Chief” on Above the bookcase, there’s a The police chief is a down-to-
the door, Richard Guisti is sitting frame surrounding four photos of earth, 48-year-old family man.
Jules (Samuel L. Jackson) and Vincent (John Travolta) are addicted to violence.
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ulp Fiction is one of the found the sordid world of the film, vehicle hits a bump. With the help
most acclaimed, influential, teeming with gangsters and drug of Winston Wolf (Harvey Keitel), a
and controversial movies addicts, depressing and even dis- “fixer” who deals with such crimi-
of recent years. Only the second gusting. But the single issue that nal complications, they scrub away
feature film from director Quentin produced the strongest criticism, the blood and the brains from the
Tarantino, Pulp Fiction premiered as Tarantino explained in an inter- car almost as if they were cleaning
in 1994 at the Cannes Film Festival view, was “violence, violence, vio- up after a food fight. Winston even
and won the coveted Palme d’Or, lence, violence, violence.” arrives in a tuxedo and takes time
the festival’s highest prize. It also The film begins and ends with for coffee as he supervises the dis-
earned Tarantino an Academy a man and woman who casually posal of the body.
Award for best original screen- decide over breakfast at a restau- “Nothing is predictable or fa-
play, as well as honors for best rant to draw their guns, empty the miliar within this irresistibly bizarre
director and best film from the Na- cash register, and rob the other pa- world,” wrote New York Times film
tional Board of Review. Tarantino’s trons. The two main characters in critic Janet Maslin. “You don’t
dark humor and distinctive narra- the film — Vincent, played by John merely enter a theater to see Pulp
tive style spawned many imita- Travolta, and Jules, played by Sam- Fiction,” she explained. Instead,
tors. Time magazine critic Richard uel L. Jackson — are hit men who like Alice in Wonderland, “You go
Corliss called Pulp Fiction “the carry on bizarre conversations be- down a rabbit hole.”
most influential American film” of fore blowing away their victims. In — CHESTER PACH
the 1990s. one instance, Vincent accidentally
Other reviewers, however, kills a man in the back seat of a car
were not so enthusiastic. Some when the gun discharges after the
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cleans his prize pistol — after double-
he cupcake-yellow home surrounding homes are inhabited checking that it is not loaded.
of Malcolm and Jacque by white-collar professionals:
Blundell is festively lawyers, lobbyists, and high-tech
decorated for fall. Homegrown workers. The light is golden and
pumpkins line the front steps the weather mild for mid-autumn.
and a string of orange and black The Blundells do not exactly fit The first time Blundell held a
cardboard letters wish “Happy the image of violent, gun-wielding gun was at a Boy Scout camp in
Halloween” to passersby. The thugs. Jacque (pronounced Hawaii, where he spent part of his
Blundells relax on a wicker couch “Jackie”) is a longtime volunteer childhood. He was 12 years old
on the porch with their small black with the local animal welfare and was vying for a merit badge in
dog, Charlotte Sophia, at their feet. league, an organization for which rifle shooting. Blundell still recalls
From this vantage point, one sees she has fostered kittens in the the thrill of shooting a gun for the
couples pushing strollers down the past. Blundell works as a manager first time. That was the moment
street and clusters of neighborhood at a local software development when his lifelong fascination with
children exiting a school bus. The company. firearms began.
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reating severe illness, ex- a close relationship with a woman former lover, Dr. Mark Sloan. The
treme trauma, or a difficult he was treating for injuries and interns are also close; George
medical condition is all in amnesia after a ferry accident and O’Malley, Izzie, and Meredith lived
a day’s work for the physicians at eventually slept with her. Izzie, an together. George slept with both
Seattle Grace Hospital. A heart intern, became engaged to Denny and had an extended relationship
transplant or brain surgery is a Duquette, a cardiac patient who with Izzie, even while he was mar-
routine task for Preston Burke or was awaiting a heart transplant. ried to Callie Torres, an orthope-
Derek Shepherd, two of the most The doctors on Grey’s Anato- dic surgeon with whom he worked.
accomplished surgeons on the my spend much of their time tak- The complexities of these tangled
television program Grey’s Anato- ing care of each other. The chief relationships often seem to con-
my. More challenging was saving of surgery, Dr. Richard Webber, sume as much time as diagnosing
the life of a man who suffered a has a special interest in an intern, illnesses or performing surgeries.
heart attack during sex and had to Meredith Grey, who has had a long With all these personal and pro-
be “separated” from his lover. Then and complex relationship with fessional challenges, there’s never
there was the case of a student Derek. Coincidentally, Dr. Web- a routine day for the physicians on
who became encased in concrete ber had a similar relationship with Grey’s Anatomy.
while trying to impress a friend at Meredith’s mother, who was a re- — CHESTER PACH
a building site. nowned physician. Derek’s wife,
The physicians on Grey’s Anat- Addison, also a doctor, had been
omy care deeply about their pa- living in New York but joined the
tients. Dr. Alex Karev developed staff at Seattle Grace, as did her
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to helping the needy both on the job
. Natalie Achong, Achong’s early experiences and in her community.
M.D., grew up in the greatly influenced the person
working-class New York she is today. At her elementary
City boroughs of Queens and school — where both the students
Brooklyn, where her neighbors and teachers, including the her eventual decision to become
were predominantly other African- principal, were African American a physician. Achong developed
American families. While she was — young Natalie was educated into a woman with a strong sense
by no means raised in the lap of about the historical struggles and of her ethnic and cultural identity
luxury, the 41-year-old mother of notable contributions of African as an African American and is
two likes to focus on the blessings Americans within the fabric of determined to affect the world in
and privileges that she has enjoyed the American experience. These creative and meaningful ways:
in her life: caring, attentive parents important lessons instilled in her both inside and outside of
and a close-knit community that a sense of civic responsibility and the hospital.
instilled in her a sense of ethnic a desire to contribute positively to From a young age, Achong
pride and civic responsibility. society as a whole, culminating in and her two younger siblings were
Chatty, catty, and rich: We’ll dig up your dirt and tell the whole school.
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“ ossip Girl here — your one main a secret. Serena had sex with Some adults Blair knew must
and only source into the Blair’s boyfriend, Nate Archibald. have reassured her. Nate’s father,
scandalous lives of Man- And to make matters worse, Nate a cocaine addict, fled the country
hattan’s elite. And who am I? That’s had never slept with Blair. to avoid arrest. Catherine Mason
one secret I’ll never tell.” Gossip Girl just loves a “cat- Beaton, the stepmother of Blair’s
Nobody knows her identity, fight” between “hotties,” and Blair new boyfriend, Marcus, had affairs
but everybody at the fictitious and Serena didn’t disappoint her. both with Blair’s old boyfriend,
Constance Billard School, the They became rivals in their snob- Nate, and with her own stepson.
oh-so-exclusive academy for girls by clique of privileged youth on “Do you ever feel like our whole
on Manhattan’s Upper East Side, the Upper East Side. Their nas- lives have been planned out for
devours Gossip Girl’s blogs and ty encounters occurred at lavish us?” Nate asks his friend Chuck.
text messages. They learned from parties, designer fashion shows, “That we’re just gonna end up like
Gossip Girl about “the biggest and even at the dean’s home at our parents?”
news ever” — the unexpected re- Yale University when they made “That’s a dark thought,” Chuck
turn of Serena van der Woodsen a campus visit. Eventually the two replies.
a year after she suddenly left New estranged friends reconciled, yet “You know you love me. XOXO.
York for boarding school in Con- they still schemed over sex and Gossip Girl.”
necticut. Serena’s departure came status. “I just need to know that in — CHESTER PACH
without warning; she didn’t even this misbegotten corner of Man-
tell her best friend, Blair Waldorf. hattan, wealth, ambition, and mor-
What happened on her last night al laxity are still alive and well,”
in New York, however, didn’t re- Blair declared.
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devoted to her parents and helps
n a summer afternoon Conde, who likes to be called contribute to the family’s welfare
in August, Katheryn Kathy, graduated in 2009 from by excelling in school and working
Conde’s California home an all-girls Catholic secondary part-time jobs.
is socked in with fog. Conde, school. Like most teens, she
18, lives with her parents in a enjoys hanging out with friends
working-class neighborhood of and playing with her dog, a Great
San Francisco. The homes here Dane named Tobby. She was Conde describes her friends
are modest: no mansions, no even on the cheerleading team as supportive of one another, not
swimming pools. In fact, many of during her sophomore year. But back-stabbing or competitive. They
the houses in the neighborhood Conde and her pals don’t shop often confide their problems to one
could use a new coat of paint. The for entertainment — their school another and rely on each other for
sage green Conde home is neat requires uniforms. For fun, advice, especially about boys. But
and well-kept, however, with three Conde’s friends mostly watch Conde’s romantic life is not filled
recycling bins responsibly placed DVDs at each other’s houses, and with dating drama. She does not
out front. no one in her group has a car. currently have a boyfriend, but
she did attend her prom — with a don’t have to be a superstar or a Researching and Inspiring for
male friend from another school. nerd. You can be a little of both.” the Vitality of Education), and
Students at Conde’s school do like Conde’s real passion is organized a successful toy drive for
to have fun and throw parties, but community service, which underprivileged children. She was
she thinks that TV shows tend takes up virtually all her spare also elected to the student council
to exaggerate the social aspect time. During secondary school, and assisted voters as a poll worker
of American teenagers’ lives. “In Conde peer-tutored classmates, in the last four elections.
those shows, it seems like all the volunteered as a counselor at a Conde’s home life is typical of
girls are focused on the social part sleepaway camp for middle school her classmates, many of whom are
of their lives,” says Conde. “But students, founded a college/ also the children of immigrants.
in reality, I have to balance my scholarship awareness club called While she was born in the United
academics and my social life. You S.T.R.I.V.E. ( Scholarship Team States, Conde’s parents both
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enny Crane and Alan rageous reasons. Claiming self- ciates in his firm and even with a
Shore are both high-pow- defense, Denny shot a client that judge who presided over some of
ered attorneys at Crane, the court assigned to him because his cases.
Poole, and Schmidt, the fictitious he didn’t want to defend someone Yet despite their incorrigi-
law firm on the television program who raped and murdered a teen- ble womanizing, Alan and Denny
Boston Legal. They are close but ager. Denny and Alan have even ended up together. Since Denny
improbable friends, since they ended up on the opposite sides of appeared to be suffering from
disagree on practically every con- politically charged cases. Alan was Alzheimer’s disease — what he usu-
troversial issue. Denny favors the the attorney for the plaintiff and ally insisted was Mad Cow Disease
death penalty; Alan opposes it. Denny was the counsel for the de- — he and Alan decided to marry
Alan has strong reservations about fense when the town of Concord so that Alan would have spousal
the war in Iraq; Denny brusquely tried to secede from the state of rights in managing Denny’s medical
told his friend, “You’re either with Massachusetts. care and finances. Supreme Court
us or against us.” Alan favors gun On one issue, however, Denny Justice Antonin Scalia performed
control; Denny considers any regu- and Alan agree: They both think the ceremony.
lation of firearms an infringement that they should be able to in- “We’re married,” Denny
of his constitutional rights. Denny dulge their “interests” in women. exclaimed.
keeps guns in his office and oc- Denny has propositioned clients “Can you believe it?” Alan
casionally brandishes one when and coworkers. He even has a life- replied.
talking to colleagues or clients. size, blow-up doll in the image of — CHESTER PACH
He is even willing to pull the trig- his fellow senior partner, Shirley
ger, sometimes for the most out- Schmidt. Alan has slept with asso-
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spent at his desk pouring over client
he room is lined floor-to- did what they were supposed to files — not kicking up theatrics in a
ceiling with bookcases do, you wouldn’t need lawyers’ courtroom.
holding thick volumes because every single thing a lawyer
bound in hand-tooled leather, does is based on the premise that
bearing the titles American somebody isn’t going to do what
Jurisprudence, New Jersey Practice, they were supposed to do. That
and Uniform Commercial Codes. is why you have to write down state of New Jersey. The holder of
A long table in the center of the contracts. That’s why things end up a bachelor’s degree from Rutgers
conference room is surrounded in litigation. As society gets more University and a law degree
by a series of comfortable chairs. and more complicated, you need from The George Washington
Seated at the head of the table is people who understand [these University, he is currently part of
a friendly looking man with dark complexities] enough that other the firm of Wacks & Hartman,
auburn hair who leans back and people can rely on them.” located in Morristown.
says, “One thing I always say to For the past 20 years, Richard Established in 1715,
people is, ‘If everybody always Beilin has practiced law in the Morristown enjoys a special place
in American history as the site When asked how the real trial. “Many attorneys I know who
of General George Washington’s practice of law compares with what do trial work won’t have more than
headquarters during part of the is seen in television and films, one or two trials a year.”
Revolutionary War (1775–1783). Beilin laughs, “The one time I Films and television also rarely
Today the town is a quiet watched Ally McBeal [a television represent accurately the amount of
community filled with Victorian- program], it made me nuts because time lawyers spend at a courthouse
style houses, office buildings, the client would come in and the waiting for their cases to be heard.
stores, and restaurants. As the very next day they would have “I remember at the time I was
county seat, Morristown is also the a trial.” The reality, he says, is doing a lot of work in bankruptcy
site of a large courthouse teeming very different, as a case may take court,” Beilin says. “You could
with daily activity. months or even years to come to show up at court at 9:00 a.m. and
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otorious B.I.G. was one of “I wasn’t the man my mom wanted With money and fame came
rap music’s greatest per- me to be,” he said in the film. more difficulties. Biggie became
formers, and the film No- Wallace then went to jail on a involved in a feud between rap
torious tells the story of his short, drug charge, and he was behind artists that turned violent. Tupac
sensational, and troubled life. “Big- bars when his daughter was born. Shakur, another famous rapper,
gie’s” real name was Christopher He expressed his frustration by was gunned down in Las Vegas in
Wallace, and he grew up in a poor writing rhymes in a notebook. Af- September 1996, although Biggie
neighborhood in Brooklyn, New ter he got out of jail, Wallace used was never implicated in the murder.
York. His mother, a teacher and those rhymes to land a recording Despite death threats, Biggie went
single parent, provided direction contract. At first, he used the stage to Los Angeles to promote his new
and discipline, but young Christo- name Biggie Smalls, a play on his album. On March 9, 1997, he, too,
pher decided he could never make large size — over six feet and 300 died in a barrage of gunfire during
it big by staying in school, even pounds. Later, he started calling a drive-by shooting. He was only
though he was a good student. As a himself Notorious B.I.G. and re- 24 years old. The film ends with
teenager in the 1980s, he became a leased his first album, “Ready to scenes of devoted fans mourning
street hustler, selling crack cocaine. Die,” in 1994. Among the raps on that Biggie’s death and celebrating his
He had money for hip clothes and album were “Suicidal Thoughts,” life because he had “proved that no
fancy jewelry, but his life was full “Me and My Bitch,” and “Who Shot dream is too big.” Two weeks later,
of problems. His girlfriend became Ya?” Although darkly violent and his second album was released.
pregnant, and his mother threw explicitly sexual, these raps won The title was “Life After Death.”
him out of their apartment when praise from many critics and fans — CHESTER PACH
she found out he was a drug dealer. for capturing life on the streets
in inner-city neighborhoods.
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enjamin Harris sat on the The two 21-year-olds are music and Benjamin Harris know that
success in the classical music
stage in front of the Sphinx students at the Juilliard School, a
business takes discipline and
Symphony Orchestra. He highly selective and prestigious endless practice.
put his bow to his large double New York City school of drama,
bass and played a movement of a music, and dance. Harris and
concerto for the crowd watching Quinnett were participating in
the final concert of the 2009 the Sphinx Organization’s annual chosen for the semifinal.
Sphinx Competition at Orchestra event for black and Latino string Harris began making a
Hall in Detroit. Robyn Quinnett players, part of its program to name for himself by reaching the
had played in the semifinals a few develop young minority artists ultimate round and being selected
days earlier at another Michigan and to enhance diversity among by the judges as the runner-up
venue, Rackham Auditorium in classical musicians. While young among the three finalists. He took
Ann Arbor. She put her bow to her musicians nationwide submitted home $5,000 and a glass trophy.
violin and let the soothing sounds audition tapes, only 18, Harris “It was definitely a rush,” Harris
flow for the panel of judges. and Quinnett among them, were said, reflecting later in the year at
“My mom tried to put me into 13. But he explored other music, the price was right. “My mom was
classical and take me to operas, including jazz, and took a new encouraging me to get into that
and I didn’t want to have anything direction at 16. “I started double music school because they give you
to do with it,” Harris said. “I didn’t bass and I started listening to a lot the instruments for free,” Harris
understand it. It was too serious. I of classical music,” Harris said. “I said. “We didn’t have the money
couldn’t stay still for two seconds.” just realized that’s what I wanted to pay for instruments. I was like,
So he took up the electric bass to do for the rest of my life.” ‘Wow, the double bass is expensive,
guitar when he was 10 and made He studied for two years at so I might as well take advantage.’”
money playing in clubs with rock the Instituto Superior de Musica It was no surprise he pursued
bands beginning when he was del Estado de Veracruz because music. Harris is from a musical
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isteria Lane, the street san’s ex-husband and with another life. Then there was the tornado
on which all the main neighbor, Carlos Solis, in between that devastated the neighborhood
characters on the tele- his two marriages — both to Gabri- and seriously injured Carlos, leav-
vision program Desperate House- elle Solis. ing him blind for years.
wives live, winds through a typical Wisteria Lane seems like a Despite the charms of life on
American suburban neighborhood quiet street, where life is safe and Wisteria Lane, some residents oc-
in the city of Fairview. The hous- secure, but sometimes accidents — casionally endured extended ab-
es are large and comfortable, the or worse — occur. In the opening sences. Carlos served a prison
lawns are lush, and the neighbors episode, Mary Alice Young com- sentence when he pleaded guilty
are — well — neighborly. Susan May- mitted suicide. Her neighbor, Rex to assault. Orson went to jail af-
er, who was divorced, married her Van de Kamp, also suffered an un- ter he confessed to running down
neighbor, Mike Delfino, divorced timely death when his pharmacist, Mike with his car. Mike did jail time
him, and then married him again. who had fallen in love with Rex’s for manslaughter and drug dealing
Susan’s old friend and neighbor, wife, Bree, tampered with his heart before he moved to Fairview. All
Katherine Mayfair, was living with medication. Susan accidentally set these former criminals have paid
Mike and planned to marry him Edie’s house on fire; Edie, in re- their debt to society and are now
until he suddenly decided to get taliation, did the same to Susan’s living “typical” suburban lives on
back together with Susan. Mike house. Orson Hodge, who became Wisteria Lane.
was a very good neighbor to Edie Bree’s second husband, intention- — CHESTER PACH
Britt, with whom he had a romantic ally hit Mike with his car, inflicting
relationship before he married Su- serious injuries. Even worse was
san. Edie also had affairs with Su- the car accident that took Edie’s
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for her grandmother.
ineteen-year-old Katarina immigrated to the United States
“Kate” Podlesnaya comes from Russia in 1993, first settling
from a blended family. in Baltimore, Maryland, before
Like nearly 11 million other moving to the Washington,
minors in the United States, Kate D.C., area. It was in Potomac, moments, the family is eager to
lives with one biological parent Maryland — just a few miles share impressions of their adopted
and one stepparent. But Kate’s outside the nation’s capital — that country and reminisce about
family is blended in another, very Marina met Yuri Nakshin and his the pros and cons of life in
American way: They represent daughter Natalya, Ukrainian-born Eastern Europe.
immigration from different immigrants who had also arrived After reciting a list of common
nations. Half of the Podlesnaya in America in 1993. After receiving American stereotypes of Russians
family was born in Ukraine and her visa, Kate joined her mother — “Siberia is the worst place on
half in Russia, and all of them now in the United States during the earth, we drink lots of vodka, all of
live in the United States. summer of 2001. With their slight us are in the KGB or the mafia…”
Kate’s mother Marina accents, evident only in fleeting — Marina and Yuri get misty-eyed
reflecting on the loved ones they versions of the American Dream: determination to make the most
had to leave behind to pursue their Not only have they immigrated of her opportunities in the United
American dream. “I have this to the United States and settled States, Marina has built up her
nostalgic urge to return to Kiev,” into a comfortable lifestyle, but clientele from a few close friends to
Yuri muses wistfully. “All of my they also have built a business a large and devoted customer base.
best friends still live there. But from the ground up. Marina owns “I’ve heard people talk about
with Marina’s business, it’s hard and operates her own hair salon Russia under the Soviets and
for us to get away for long periods.” just outside of Washington. With Russia today as entirely different
Katarina’s family has lived two the support of her family and the countries,” reflects Marina. “It’s
true [that] a lot of things are very and argue about American politics. starting over in America. Though
different, but there is still not the This tradition has been around the immigrant experience in the
equality of opportunity that’s ever since Yuri moved to the States. United States is not always an
everywhere here. It’s not as bad These Saturday nights refuel the easy path to prosperity, the new
in many ways as the Soviets were, Russian aspect that our lives might family that Yuri, Marina, Natalya,
but the success I’ve achieved here be missing.” and Katarina formed in their
would’ve been nearly impossible Leaving the country of new homeland has prospered
in Russia.” one’s birth is always difficult; tremendously.
Yet economic security cannot leaving after growing up there, “Life in the U.S. is simply
fully compensate for far-flung establishing a career, and starting easier compared to life in the
friendships and displaced relatives. a family is harder still. But Yuri post-Soviet bloc,” Yuri explains.
Sharing a twinge of melancholy, and Marina both saw advantages “During Soviet times, when
Marina remains circumspect: for themselves and, most we were growing up, there
“Every Saturday night, we meet up importantly, for their children was a deficit on everything,
with our [Russian] family friends, that far outweighed the costs of ranging from school supplies
drink a couple of bottles of vodka, moving across the world and to even bread.” “Except perhaps
Maniacal mogul: Nothing but dollar signs are in the eyes of Montgomery Burns.
A
fter watching a movie with ployee at the nuclear plant, but a child. Through an unlikely series
scary characters, Homer Mr. Burns treats him, like all his em- of accidents, Bobo ended up with
Simpson tried to reassure ployees, with utter disdain. Burns Maggie, Homer’s youngest child.
his son Bart by telling him, “There’s even tried to take away one of the After hard bargaining, Mr. Burns
nobody that evil in real life.” Per- workers’ most important benefits agreed to pay Homer one million
haps not, but in Springfield, where — their dental plan — but Homer dollars as well as three Hawaiian
the Simpsons live, there’s Mont- became union president and led islands for Bobo. No amount of
gomery Burns, who delights in evil the workers out on strike. They money, though, would make Mag-
deeds. Burns is the billionaire own- didn’t give up even after Mr. Burns gie relinquish her teddy bear. But
er of the Springfield Nuclear Pow- turned off all the electricity and when she saw how sad Mr. Burns
er Plant on the television program plunged Springfield into darkness. was without Bobo, she gave him
The Simpsons, and he’s willing to In the end, the triumphant workers the bear for nothing. “Something
do just about anything to increase sang, “They have the plant, but we amazing has happened,” the de-
his power and wealth. He steals oil have the power.” testable old man blurted out. “I’m
from the Springfield Elementary Mr. Burns has lived a long and actually happy.”
School. He activates a device that luxurious life. He is more than 100 — CHESTER PACH
blots out the sun so that Spring- years old; he lives in a mansion with
field will be totally dependent on the largest television in “the free
his power plant. “What good is world” and a collection of priceless
money if it can’t inspire terror in treasures. Yet there was one thing
your fellow man?” he asks. that Mr. Burns still wanted — a ted-
Homer has been a loyal em- dy bear named Bobo that he lost as
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gets his hands dirty helping out with
teve Rigoni’s interest in something else,” the 55-year-old every aspect of his wind farm.
wind power dates back to Rigoni notes. Rigoni, a married
the 1970s, when the United father of three grown children,
States was feeling the effects of an turned to crop farming. “We grow
energy crisis and oil prices had corn, soybeans, and hay for the
risen dramatically. He built his local horse people and grass for built on his sprawling, 600-acre
own wind turbine then. Though it drying the corn. We do custom (240-hectare) farm in Pavilion,
worked, Rigoni, a third-generation [corn] drying for other farmers in New York, located about 90
dairy farmer in upstate New York, the area,” Rigoni says. minutes from the Canadian border.
admits it wasn’t terribly reliable, He also decided that year He is part of a growing trend
and he eventually took it down. to give wind power another try. in the United States: residents,
By 2006, Rigoni had decided Now when Rigoni looks out in his farmers, and small-business
to give up dairy farming. “It was backyard, he sees a 10-kilowatt owners who are creating their own
my grandfather’s dream. I did it Bergey wind turbine attached electricity through wind power.
for 35 to 38 years. It was time for to a 140-foot (42.5-meter) tower The small wind market has been
Dr. Phil knows best. And he’ll tell you so. Again and again.
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r. Phil makes millions of from experts. Dr. Phil is always Kaylee in tears. The parents ex-
house calls each day, there, too, bluntly telling them to changed “disturbing accusations”
coming into the homes of “get real” and improve their lives. and engaged in what the announc-
viewers of his television talk show Many people watch Dr. Phil er promised viewers was “a con-
to provide help with the challeng- because the program makes com- frontation that you’ll never forget.”
es of daily living, including relation- plicated issues simple and dramat- “Does anybody have this child’s in-
ships, parenting, weight loss, and ic. On one show, Dr. Phil brought terest at heart?” Dr. Phil asked, as
sexuality. Phillip McGraw earned a mother to tears when over and he sensationalized a sad situation
a Ph.D. in psychology in 1979 from over he played a video of her that would usually be resolved by
North Texas State University, but screaming at her son, “Shut up, the discreet intervention of pro-
he gave up his clinical practice. He Vincent.” fessionals in social work or law
gained widespread attention with Dr. Phil sometimes deals with enforcement.
the publication in 1999 of a best- sleazy and salacious cases, giv- Dr. Phil no longer has a thera-
selling book, Life Strategies, and ing viewers and members of the pist’s license, but the state of Cali-
then launched his popular televi- audience a chance to peer into fornia, where he tapes his show,
sion show, Dr. Phil, in 2002. Each troubled lives and dysfunctional decided that he didn’t need one.
day’s program has a theme, such families. He devoted two pro- State officials concluded that his
as “Sibling Abuse,” “Sex Offend- grams to allegations that a father program is more about entertain-
ers Next Door,” and “My Big Fat was mistreating his three-year-old ment than psychology.
Spoiled Family Member.” Guests daughter, complete with what the — CHESTER PACH
grapple with their problems on the show’s announcer described as
show, sometimes receiving advice “heartbreaking footage” of young
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those she counsels. This includes
r. Perette Arrington knows She is the only person who
protecting their privacy.
what it’s like to listen to hears them. She meets with people
emotional outbursts of in a private office in a confidential
anger and confusion. She knows setting where her visitors can feel
about the pain of people who are safe about expressing their feelings. separate it” from her personal life,
suffering emotional stress. Her No cameras. No television. No she said.
career as a psychologist sometimes public drama. When she goes home, she
means she has to accept and hold During her career, Arrington doesn’t tell anyone about any of the
the emotions of her patients. She is has worked with patients who are people she has seen. “It’s part of
a container. very sick, and the sessions could what makes my job special.”
“When they can’t contain it, be difficult. “Sometimes people ask Arrington has a doctor of
they project it out and it has to go me how I do the work that I do. It psychology degree from The
somewhere,” she said. “I will sit is sad to think what some people George Washington University in
in a session and contain all their go through with mental illness, Washington, D.C., and a master’s
emotions.” but I wouldn’t do it if I couldn’t degree in counseling psychology
• 5,274: Number of farmers markets in the United • 45 million: Number of people who visited New
States (Farmers Market Coalition) York City in 2009 (New York Times)
• 8.9: Percent increase in the number of farmers • 6.4 million: Number of Americans who use public
markets in the United States from 2005 to 2009 transportation to commute to work
(Farmers Market Survey) (U.S. Census Bureau)
• 55: Number of varieties of vegetables in the White • 33: Percentage of that number who work in New
House garden (New York Times) York City (U.S. Census Bureau)
• $200: Cost of seeds and mulch for the White House • 722: Miles of subway track in New York City
vegetable garden (New York Times) (Metropolitan Transit Authority)
• $2.5 billion: Total spent by Americans in 2008 on • 700,000: Number of cars kept out of New York City
home food gardening (Reuters) per day due to public transportation use
(Metropolitan Transit Authority)
• 43 million: N
umber of U.S. households that grow
their own fruits, vegetables, and herbs • 34,000: Number of police officers in New York City
(Reuters) (Reuters)
• 20: Average percentage growth of U.S. certified • 1,619: Number of police officers in the state of
organic farmers each year for the past 10 years Vermont (U.S. Department of Justice)
(Organic Farming Research Foundation)
• 8,000: Number of police officers at the 2009
• 40.8: Percent of U.S. land area used for farmland inauguration of President Barack Obama
(U.S. Department of Agriculture) (New York Times)
• 17: Percent of U.S. land made up of coastal • 26 out of 44: Number of U.S. presidents with law
communities (not including Alaska) (National degrees (ABC News)
Ocean Service)
• 23,119: Number of lawyers in Japan (Japan Times)
• 55,054: Number of rescues by lifeguards in the
United States in 2009 (United States • 1.14 million: Number of lawyers in the United
Lifesaving Association) States (Wall Street Journal)
• 176.4 million: N
umber of people who visited a • 788,000: N
umber of medical doctors in the United
U.S. beach in 2009 (United States States (New York Times)
Lifesaving Association) • 82 million: Number of people around the globe
who watch the world’s most popular
TV show, the American medical drama
House (Foreign Policy)
• 61.8 million: N
umber of Americans who engage in
a volunteer activity (U.S. Bureau of
Labor Statistics)
• $1.416 billion: P
roposed AmeriCorps funding
for 2011 to strengthen America’s
volunteer sector (AmeriCorps)
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