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Gareth Baines also claimed women because their darling little snot-cov- higher, more stable heart during the pandemic. So why “Men, the stress of come to part ways, having “If this is new territory for
were taking “snot-covered Asbo” kids ered Asbo fell over.” rate than if put in a cot, not make this lockdown a lockdown can make erections six weeks to focus on what you, it’s time to dust off your
into hospital to gain “Facebook likes”. He added: “Our NHS is treated as a Swedish scientists found. six-week bonk bootcamp? scarce. If that’s you, use you really want to do CV and make sure it’s up
He later apologised for his New sacred cow and cannot be criticised. They suggest a C-sec- Sex and relationship your daily exercise time career-wise might be to date.
Year’s Eve Twitter rant and resigned But after spending most of my life tion baby may be better expert Kate Taylor to do cardio and just what you need. “Highlight what you
as the Clwyd South Conservative working on the continent, the NHS left with dad than taken says: “Ladies, your weight training to Sun columnist and can contribute to
Association constituency chairman. isn’t the best in the world — it isn’t to a neonatal unit if mum libido will decline boost your levels of business expert this new role. It
But Mr Baines has not quit as a one of the best in Europe.” when sex becomes testosterone. Karren Brady says: takes the employer
Rival politicians have asked sit-
is recovering from birth. repetitive. “Don’t escape into “Now is a good approximately seven
councillor with Chirk Town
Council, insisting his comments ting MP Simon Baynes to take “Spend lockdown too much solo- time to apply for seconds to assess
were taken “out of context”. action against Mr Baines, who
acted as his agent in the 2019
MISTLETOE IS FINE researching
fantasies
new
and
pleasure, but try to
connect with your
jobs.
“January often calls
you, so stand out by
telling them what
He had posted: “A&Es in Ger- An RSPCA vet nurse
many aren’t full of fat mums in General Election. positions. Fill your partner to relieve for a ‘new year, new YOU can offer them.
for
f 6-week
The Welsh Labour Party said: plans to adopt a recover- Kindle with filth, spice tension. start’ mindset, but this “It is also a good time
Pot Noodle-stained leggings/pjs ing sickly stray kitten
taking their kids for a day out at “This is terrible and shows what up bubble baths with a “Your natural sex drive pandemic has really turned to volunteer and network.”
he really thinks about the people named Mistletoe — found waterproof toy and have peaks at 7am, so start your our attention to what’s For online courses search
Apology . . . Gareth Baines who use the NHS.” in Brighouse, West Yorks. naughty video chats, even if day with a bang or a loving, important and to a better websites learndirect.com and
you’re in the same house. sexy video call to leave quality of life. reed.co.uk. If you are looking
“Create time that’s just for you feeling connected and “If you’ve been put on for for volunteering oppor-
you and use it to do an content.” furlough, take this time to do tunities visit do-it.org.
lockdown 9
REKINDLE ROMANCE LEARN TO DO IT YOURSELF
ARE you one of those even if you have to say nice HAVE you always been too up shelves or picture frames.
couples wondering if you can things through gritted teeth. nervous to put up a shelf or Make sure you check what
survive another lockdown? “Take comfort in the fact revamp the kitchen? brackets and studs you need,
Take these essential steps that you’ve already survived Now is the time to take the depending on how heavy the
to save your relationship lockdown before. plunge — and you can get item is. Invest in a stud
before it is too late. “And if you’re in a long- tips from home makeover detector, which scans your
Kate says: “Have sex distance relationship, expert and 2000 Big walls for pipes and
at least once a week. use this to your Brother winner Craig wall studs to avoid
challenge?
c
It’s the best stress- advantage. A study Phillips. costly mistakes.
reliever and floods found the more Craig, who shares “When you’re feel-
your bodies with couples missed each advice online at ing more confident,
oxytocin, which other during an mrandmrsdiy.tv and revamp your
makes any partner enforced separation, on instagram kitchen by painting
less annoying. the more committed @mrandmrsdiytv, the cupboards and
“Start a list of they became when says: “Your home is changing the handles.
things you can look reunited. the biggest investment “Each time you do a
forward to together — a “Stay in touch, and use you’ll ever make. small job you build your
holiday, a house project, big homemade gifts and hand- “Inject some bright colour confidence. All of a sudden
purchase, party — to keep written love letters, rather into your house with bold those small jobs are turning
your mind on the future. than just new technology, tones, giving rooms a fresh into big jobs, and then you
“Stay grateful, complimen- texts and Zoom, to keep your look. If you’re a first-time are putting significant value
tary, flirty and appreciative, connection strong.” DIY-er, start small by putting into your home.”