Top [In]decent Nymphoistic Love Songs

Love's sweet. Love's joyful. And Love's celebration. On this sacred day most people
think of the Saint Valentine or Cupid, only few pay tribute to his counterpart -
the Nymphos. The following list is composed based on personal perception of lyrics
& rymths. Never been to an English-speaking country, so I probably
misunderstand/misinterprete the lines content or their undertexts. The list is
numbered according to my personal preference. Many nymphs should have multiple
entries but I decided to pick only their best. Exceptional is Marilyn Monroe.
Actually, I could not decide which is her best. Everything she touched was magic,
she was, and still is the Queen of Nymphos. Other nymphos are simply different
derivatives from her.

Dreamy (Polite) Gals

1. Marilyn Monroe - My Heart Belongs To Daddy (5:08)
Marilyn Monroe - Specialisation (3:34)
Marilyn Monroe - Heat Wave (4:20)
Marilyn Monroe - I Wanna Be Loved By You (3:01)
Marilyn Monroe - Every Baby Needs A Da Da Daddy (2:55)
Marylin Monroe & John Fitzgerald Kennedy - Happy Birthday, Mr. President (2:04)
The combination of Italiant accent & exceptional charisma made her
performances truly angelic. Listen to each of her syllablizing. A simple song like
HPBD turned marvelous under her work. She was incredible incarnation of angels.

2. Tori Amos - A Sorta Fairytale (5:29)

As a child, have you ever read tales and dreamed of being one of those
princes/princess. I bet you have and why should we stop dreaming?
3. Mylene Farmer - California (4:56)/LaBelle - Lady Marmalade (3:18)
Never been to this city but the legend goes this is the city of joy. Wish I
could go there once.
4. Mariah Carey - Butterfly (4:35).
Sometimes nymphs come to earth in form of butterlies. When a butterfly sits
in your hand, don't let her swift away.
5. Lara Fabian - You're Not From Here (4:48)/Katy Perry - E.T. (Feat. Kanye West)
(3:50)/TATU - All The Things She Said (3:33)
The fear of uncertainties make you anxious and that's exactly the reason why
people fall in love with strangers easily. E.T. borrowed the idea from Lara and the
rymth from T.A.T.U. but she justified the remake on 100%.
6. Roberta Flack - Killing Me Softly With His Song (4:48)
Do you know why many people like to hold a guitar. They usually imagine smth
else instead.
7. Dusty Springfield - Son Of A Preacher Man (2:28)
Wanting smth you would never have makes your fever never ending.
8. Barbra Streisand - Woman In Love (3:51)
You instantly recoginze a woman in love, sometimes just by listening to her
singing.
9. Erykah Badu - You Got Me (Feat. The Roots & Eve) (4:13)/Trisha Yearwood - How Do
I Live (4:02)/Rufus & Chaka Khan - Ain't Nobody (4:42)
A woman in love gives total dedication to her prince, but beware if she's
wounded.
10. Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much (4:27)/Aaliyah - Are You That
Somebody? (4:27)/Samantha Mumba Feat. Damian Marley - I'm Right Here (US Version)
(3:40)/Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha (4:32)/Roxette - Wish I Could Fly (4:39)/Diana
King - Shy Guy (3:40)
When a woman's fed up sitting up & waiting 4 love to come, the hunter's
nature begins to reveal.
11. Simply beautiful melodies sung by grown-up women: Whitney Houston - All The Man
That I Need (3:57)/Celine Dion - Immortality (Feat. The Bee Gees) (4:11)/Pointer
Sisters - Fire (3:19)/Anggun - Snow On The Sahara (3:41)
12. Sarah Connor - He's Unbelievable (3:26)/Ariana - Under The Spanish Sky (4:26)
Sky's blue, water's warm, wind breezes. What would you do with a nymph like
this one on the beach?

Flirty Gals (Not So Polite)

13. Shirley Bassey - Big Spender (1:48)
"The minute you walk in the joint
I could see you a man of distiction
A real big ...."
Women's intuition is amazing. They instantly smell out the treasures.
14. Anita O'Day - Peel Me a Grape (3:04)
Betta do what she demands.
15. Carmen Mcrae & The Dave Brubeck Quartet - Take Five (2:15)/Dave Stewart & Candy
Dulfer - Lily Was Here (4:19)/Touch And Go - Straight To Number One (3:06)
Saxy is the horn's sound. No words needed. Everyone understands. If you,
math*f*ck* stubborn, still don't get it, get out the door.
16. Donna Summer - I Feel Love (5:48)
Disco's pioneer infected the whole world with her seduction for decades.
17. Toni Braxton - The Art Of Love (3:47)
This fairy uses her voice as musical instrument. Least words as possible but
extremely effective.
18. Tina Turner - Steamy Windows (4:05)
What drives your andrenaline up high. The fear, of course. The fear of
being caught up in any minute makes people go wild.
19. Madonna - Like A Virgin (3:11)
I bet every gal wants wear a wedding dress, listeing to this song
20. Destiny's Child - Bootylicious (3:28)/Stevie Nicks - Edge Of Seventeen
(5:28)/Black Eyed Peas - My Humps (3:44)
"You can look but you can't touch it.
If you touch it I'm a gonna start a drama.
You don't want no drama".
Prerogatives of being women.
21. Baccara - Yes Sir, I Can Boogie (4:18)
When a woman's dissapointed, it's definitely a man to blame.
22. Other playful/suggestive songs: Christina Aguilera - Genie in a Bottle
(3:37)/Kylie Minogue - Can't Get You Out of My Head (3:50)/Janet Jackson - All Nite
(Don't Stop) (3:27)/Mis-Teeq - One Night Stand (3:25)/Sugababes - Round Round
(3:57)/Debelah Morgan - Dance With Me (3:34)/Absoulute Feat. Kelly Price & Cha Cha
- Heat (4:04)/Los Del Rio - Macarena (Byside boys remix) (4:12)/LeAnn Rimes - My
Baby (2:49)/Sabrina - Boys (Summertime Love) (3:54)/ABBA - Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A
Man After Midnight) (4:51)/Garbage - Milk (3:54)/Faith Hill - This Kiss
(3:15)/Sonique - Sky (4:00).

Bossy Gals
23. TLC - This Is How It Works (5:00)/Missy Elliott - Work It (4:25)/Spice Girls -
Holler (4:15)
If you don't know how to treat fairies, let gals lead the way
24. Rihanna - S&M (4:03)/Aqua - Barbie Girl (3:13)/Britney Spears - I'm A Slave 4 U
(3:23)
A little bit edgy but I'm sure you're gonna like it, aren't you?
25. The Weather Girls - It's Raining Men (3:30)
Let's get wet & sweated.
26. Kelis - Milkshake (3:03)
She's gonna charge, how you're gonna pay?
26. Eve Feat. Gwen Stefani - Let Me Blow Ya Mind (3:43)
Stay still and let her do the job
27. Other [In]decent songs: Adina Howard - Freak Like Me (4:13)/Salt-N-Pepa - Let's
Talk About Sex (3:29)/Nelly Furtado - Maneater (4:25)
Handy men came to help: 50 Cent - Candy Shop (3:29)/Jay Sean - Ride It
(3:09)/Depeche Mode - Freelove (3:59)/Joe Cocker - You Can Leave Your Hat On
(4:14)/Kenny G - Don�t Make Me Wait For Love (4:06)/Nelly - Hot In Here (3:48)/Tom
Jones & Mousse T - Sex Bomb (3:52)/Darren Hayes - Insatiable (5:11)/Elvis Presley -
Fever

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