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world. And it is a place that, last sum- eventy-five miles north of San
mer, had its veil of privacy pierced by a Francisco, the small town of
Mother Jones undercover reporter. Monte Rio straddles the Rus-
The Grove is the retreat for members ~_, sian River. On one side there is
and guests of San Francisco's Bohemian the movie house, a gas station, the pub-
Club, which was founded in 1872 by lic beach; on the other, a few stores, a
journalists and artists but quickly be- cafe, the local bar. Barely half a mile
came one of the most exclusive men's back from the river, on a narrow black-
associations in the United States. Each top road, a sign reads: Private Property
July. some 2,000 members of America's . .. Members & Guests Only. Farther
elite- from banking and finance, poli- along the road are several checkpoints.
tics, the military and the nation's corpo- Members and guests must sign in when
rate boardrooms-convene here for a they arrive; workers are scrutinized by
two-and-a-half-week encampment. No security and must wear ID badges at all
women are allowed; even the waiters, times. Would-be spies who have tried to
camp valets and kitchen staff are all get jobs as staff at the Grove have been
male. The annual fest has been called frustrated: most staffers are hired only
"the greatest men's party on Earth"-a off the rolls of the San Francisco restau-
mixture of camping trip, college beer rant workers union. Other avenues of
blast and stag night. infiltration are closed: hikers who "in-
Officially, the Bohemians bill it a lit- advertently" wander in overland are
tle more politely. Employees learn quickly ejected. But last summer, with
from official guidelines that "members some help from an insider whose name
and their guests are housed in private I cannot disclose-but whose identity
camps similar to college fraternities" might surprise some Iong-tim.e Bohe-
and " receive the enjoyment of being mians-! managed to slip through the
together with fellow Bohemians and the Grove's security net and, for four days,
chance to reminisce about the good old became part of the prime retreat for
days." A midsummer's respite from re- America's ruling class.
sponsibility. Even the Bohemians' mot- Inside, the overwhelming feeling is a
to, "Weaving spiders, come not here," contradictory one: space and isolation.
admonishes the members not to use the A woodland paradise; an island in har-
time for establishing or extending mony with Nature. Trespassers will be
worldly connections. The club main- prosecuted. The Grove covers some
tains, in its literature, that it is simply an 2,700 acres, and within its confines are
"association of men . . . devoted to two outdoor theaters built into the con-
literature, art , music and the drama.'' tours of hillsides, an infirmary, a private
But tbe Grove has long been sus- beach on the river and a "dining circle"
pected of being more than it claims. The with ornate gas-fed lighting fixtures and
annual encampment, rumor had it, was redwood tables to seat more than a
where the "old boy network" did its thousand. to the height of luxury would come to
networking. After all, the chairman of And there are the camps, home to such an isolated setting. Privacy is one,
Southern California Edison's executive the Bohemians and their guests. Isle of of course. But social scientists tell us
committee comes here and shares quar- Aves. Lost Angels. Whiskey Aat. Toy- that other factors are at work. Any soci-
ters with the head of the Bechtel land. In all, 122 of them. Each has a ety- and these men certainly constitute
Group, safe from publicity and public main building with a bar, a kitchen and a society of power-has as a part of its
scrutiny. Government officials visit as a small dining area where most mem- culture the notion of festival, a break
guests of private industrialists. And bers eat lunch. Oose by, each camp has from worldly routine, a time of regener-
here, in the 1930s, Ernest 0. Lawrence, sleeping quarters. Some are little more ation. Group solidarity is strengthened
America's premier nuclear physicist, than flooring among the trees on which through festival because it reflects and
forged the ties that ensured him funding to raise tents. But others are level after reinforces the group's collectively held
to develop his massive cyclotron, con- level of fine cabins rising sharply up a values. Ritual and setting, often tinged
nections that sped him and the country hillside , intersecting planes of redwood with religion, further serve to separate
on the way to the development of the and glass suspended in the trees with no the group from "outsiders."
atomic bomb. visible means of support. If some future Between two of the Grove's road-
The suspicions linger, also , because episode of the Star Wars saga takes us to ways is a small lake. It is the site of the
the Grove keeps itself so secretive. It is an arboreal planet, where dwellings Lakeside Talks, a Grove tradition.
strictly off-limits to the public. Aside hang weightless amid the tangled Here, Bohemians gather·daily , some-
from the occasional news story about branches of the forest, this is what it will times more often, to hear speeches
dignitaries arriving in private jets at look like. given by fellow members and selected
nearby Sonoma County Airport, press The wondrous surroundings aside , guests. Henry Kissinger has spoken
coverage is almost nonexistent. there are reasons why men accustomed here, as has astronaut Neil Armstrong
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··Here <lithe Gro•·e, •· William Buckley rold tile arsembled marses of Bohemia, ..one senses almost illS/all/ sancwary from the roiling warers
o11rside. ·· In r!ris serene seuing. membt•rs all(/ in vired guesLr enjCJ)' rhe high poinr of rlre fesrivities- rhe Gro•·e Play. The amp!rirhearer logs are
fiued wirh Cllm'as sear backs, llll(lthe srage ir filled witit Bohemians cavoning ar wood nymphs, heroes and fair da_msels.
and , in their time, Nelson Rockefeller the early part of the week , there have tually take over the Gulf...
and Dwight Eisenhower. been lectures here on the history of This is Teller at his "Red menace"
"How do you like the owl?" my guide magic and on the America's Cup yacht best, and the crowd loves it. Through-
to the inside asks suddenly. races. In the past two days, though , out the speech, the Bohemians collec-
Only then do I see it. It stands at the Bohemians have heard the American tively murmur approval, nod their
head of the lake- perhaps 30 feet tall or Enterprise Institute's George Lenc- heads or break into applause. "If there
more-rough-hewn stone, moss- zowski talk on the Persian Gulf crisis; is a small war, a conventional war, we
covered. The figure of a perched owl, Admiral Thomas Hayward of the Joint will lose. If there is an all-out nuclear
symbol of the Bohemians, wise and Chiefs of Staff on U.S. naval strength; war, the U.S. will be wiped out, but the
taciturn. Even in the glaring sunlight it and Union Oil's Chairman Fred Hart- Soviet Union will survive and survive
appears dark and brooding. The icon ley on the world petroleum situation. easily."
looms behind every lakeside speaker Today they will gather to listen to the Teller hammers away at his point,
and figures prominently in the Bohe- man who has been called " the unrepen- saying that the Soviets pose such a
mians' most arcane ceremony, the Cre- tent father of the H-bomb"-Dr. Ed- threat because they stand ready to take
mation of Care. During the rite, an ward Teller. over the world's oil supply. But, he
effigy symbolizing responsibility is says, our defense policies have allowed
burned on a pyre while robed acolytes 17"Tlr""":lhe Soviets now surround the the Soviets to pass us by.
dance in front of the owl shrine. Persian Gulf," Teller says to Teller has never shied away from
"It's fake , you know," my guide says. this crowd of some 700 Bo- controversial, unpopular opinions
"Concrete. There's a door in back." hemians. " And that means (more than once he has claimed that the
We leave the lake and part company, that on some unknown timetable, but Three Mile Island accident proves that
but I will be coming back later. During not on an extended one, they will even- the system works) , but here his tal.k gets
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GF:T tH!i GUHt The Bolrtmian Club is mlrutytar'sretreat. Givtup? Well, herr au Justin Dart's Don Jndu.sme:r. and bollr were
right·lipfJ<'d about tiS cu""" members and u frw clues: John Swearillgm. tht head of m the select group thlll helped ptclc the
their invited [(lltsto . Abo••t are four such the cowury's sixth·largest oil company, sits Reagan Cabmtt; 1/.S pasttrtii.Srtry Stertrary,
pairs taktn from official club luiS. Try tO on the board of Willard Butcher's Ooase George Shultz already travels m nalter
match tl.- lrmt (ltft) with the man ht im·ittd Mmohatlfm; William Simon is a direl'tor of Wriston's bankmg crrc/1!$, but Beclutl has
the warm reception of pany line. "Un- !though the Lakeside Talks groups of men split off to head for their
les.~ we have a new beginning ~oon ," he punctuate the Bohemians' quarters, sometimes pausing to piss by
concludes, " I don't know what will hap· days among ihe redwoods, the roadside. Sounds from the camps
pen." But Teller need not have wor· most members would insist broke the afternoon stillness: the sharp
ried. His words of 1980 were destined to thai the ~tuff of Bohemia is the cama- clack of dominoes, the riffle or cards
become the actions of 1981. Reagan's raderie- the catching up on old friends, and, from up on a hillside , the wail of
Cabinet and advisors- Bohemians like the visiting from camp tO camp. With bagpipes.
Justin Dan, William French Smith and Teller's talk over and afternoon fading, It is this camaraderie- especially the
Caspar Weinberger among them- are the members drifted away from lake- interconnections between members-
already implementing many of the ideas side to resume those pleasures. The tbat, more than an}'lhing else , has
that filled the air last summer. crowd thinned out the farther it went , as earned the Grove its reputation as a
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some secret plan to hide MX missiles in right, a father passes his reins of author- Woman as something else. Though the
Quaker's grain silos, so they can be ity down to his son; that son does like- number of men who seek out local pros-
"shot from guns''? wise when his time comes. As for titutes is small compared to the total
woman, she exists to bear children and membership-probably less than ten
h, why must the world be strengthen and maintain the integrity of percent- the traffic has long been a
husband-father-son? I am the family. Her place is to honor and fixture of the midsummer frolic, and
woman . . . what is my support her husband , except if he re- tales of sexual exploits are much a part
role?" The questions could fuses to abide by the natural order; only of the Grove.
rightly be asked by the wife of any Bo- then must she rise up against him so that The bar is packed. Perhaps because
hemian, denied entrance to the Grove the son may take his rightful place in the this is the final Saturday night, more
for the two weeks her husband is there , cosmic scheme. Bohemians than usual are out for a last
but in this case they are not. They are The play's message must gladden the fling. The women on hand are obvious-
being sung by a Bohemian himself. corporate heart of Bohemia. It speaks ly capable of catering to every taste and
Olympus, the 1980 Grove Play, has of simpler times, when the lines of pow- not afraid to flaunt it: dresses slit to the
reached one of its high points and, in er were clearly drawn and there were no thigh . leotard tops and spike heels. A
this ethereal forest amphitheater with special interest groups to pacify or gov- brunette walks through wearing flowing
some I ,500 men hushed and looking ernment interference to worry about. A harem pants and a delicate chain halter
on , Rhea , goddess of Earth , the man could build an empire and pass with saucer-sized metal breastplates.
"female" lead. is agonizing over that legacy on to his son, or to a trusted Another woman particularly causes
woman's place in the unive~l order. protege in the hierarchy who had heads to tum. She wears a simple white
The play is a long-standing tradition become like a son. And all the while his dress that stops inches above her knees.
at the Grove, the first having been writ- wife would be there for him, building a Her strawberry blonde hair bangs in
ten for the 1902 encampment. It is not stable homelife. curls around a clean, fresh face. She
unusual for the annual Grove Play, It's also the kind of message that wears plain white stockings and, on her
commissioned for a one-time-only per- could have been written by one particu- feet, schoolgirl shoes with bows. Her
formance. to cost upward of about lar man invited to the 1980 encamp- appearance clearly shakes the men,
$25.000 to stage. Last summer's play ment: Senator Paul Laxalt of Nevada. especially some of the older ones. It
told of a struggle among gods. Briefly: Laxalt , who served as Ronald Rea- must be hard to buy the services of a
Cronus , the H arvester. has declared gan's national campaign chairman and woman dressed up like your grand-
himself God of the Universe. In the on the president's transition team, was daughter.
pa st, gods have had their power apparently too busy with campaign A blonde man hovers nearby. Ap-
usurped by succeeding generations. To matters to be able to attend the mid- parently a bar employee, he seems to
prevent this. Cronus devours his own summer encampment. But be is cer- direct traffic, taking note of the comings
offspring. But he is undone by his wife , tainly on the Bohemians' wavelength. and goings, talking to the prostitutes,
Rhea, and his mother, Gaea , who· help Laxalt is the Senate sponsor of the the waitresses and bartenders. Despite
one son escape. That son, Zeus, returns Family Protection Act, a bill which, his presence, the wOmen are very much
full-grown to challenge his father. Hav- among other things, seeks to cut off in control of this ritualized seduction
ing freed an army of demigods banished federal funds to schools or publicly dance. They move through the bar jok-
by his father to the Underworld , Zeus funded institutions that would not allow ing and flirting, playing just the right
leads the attack against Cronus' forces. prayer or which allow the view that roles to bolster the Bohemians' egos.
Along the switchback trails that rise up homosexuality is acceptable. "I'm independent ," says one, stretching
the tree-covered hillside at the back of herself to her full height just inches in
the stage, the battle ebbs and flows. he's great," one Bohemian said front of one man. " But I don't think of
Rockets streak off into the night over to the other, as the woman myself as a feminist. I'm just a hundred
the heads of the audience ; smoke headed toward the bar. "A few and ten percent female. "
bombs explode and columns of fire years ago, she bad ·me in a This is, after all, business, and all the
shoot skyward; spotlights careen off canoe, and we screwed all the way ploys are designed to get these women
each other as the armies clash. In the down the river back to the Grove. She out the door and to a waiting motel
end, Zeus pledges to establish a new, must be a nymphomaniac." room , client in tow. On a previous
just reign and to create a race of hu- The place is a combination res- night, the bar was the soene of an im-
mans, touched by divinity yet humbled taurant-motel on the outskirts of Guer- promptu mini-striptease. A p ert
by mortality . neviUe, five miles upriver from Monte blonde, having spent close to an ho ur
For the Bohemians, surrounded by Rio. The 1980 Grove Play received an teasing and coaxing o ne man at the bar,
their comrades and still wrapped in the extended standing ovation less than 24 finally escalated her attack. With his
glow of good food and drink , Olympus hours ago, but the conve~tion here eyes glued to her. she wriggled out of
is not just entertaining- it's inspiring. tonight has little to do with strengthen- her slip and first dangled it in front of
By the time the last wisps of smoke drift ing the family or bearing children. Male him playfully and then pressed it against
over the back rows, Bohemian and bonding may be the stuff of Bohemia, his face. The man seemed, at once, de-
guest have been reassured by the play's but for some of these men such cama- lighted and flustered at the display, un- .
message: the world is dominated by raderie goes only so far. They've gotten sure of how to react. Tonight, others,
men because that is the way the uni- t heir fill of Woman as Madonna in too, seem paralyzed by similarly direct
verse is meant to be. When the time is Olympus; tonight the emphasis is on behavior. The men joke , buy drinks
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and fl.irt back. Yet many suffer from friend and political opposite John Ken- stumble across some plot to take over
inertia, slowing them in making that neth Galbraith. There was the year, the world. Sociologists analyze its sig-
move toward the exit. Perhaps this slice Buckley says, that he wanted to sponsor nificance. Club officials try to desensa-
of life is just too real for them, too Galbraith as his guest at the Grove. "I tionalize it. But in the end it takes no
spontaneous, not like a boardroom met him in London and asked him what expert to see what Bohemian Grove is
agenda. These men have been im- he was doing the last week in July. He all about: in this country money and
mersed in a nostalgic, woodsy setting, took out his book, looked at it and said, power are entwined. Perhaps the best
steeped in tradition ; now they've run 'I'm sorry. That week I'm lecturing at comment about the Grove was made by
into working women of the 1980s: the University of Moscow.' 'Oh,' I re- the small movie house down the road in
aggressive, in control and as capable of plied. 'What do you have left to teach Monte Rio. During the Grove's en-
manipulation as any corporate honcho. them?' " campment it showed a very pointed
Role-reversal can be unsettling. By Conspiracy buffs write about Bohe- double feature: The Magic Christian-
.evening's end, however, some 20 men mian Grove and its campers, hoping to and Dr. Strangelove. o
have made the move and left with
women.