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Idiot.
Sleeping, Rubecht?
Asleep...
Hand it over
or I'll riddle you with bullets!
Never!
Don't be stupid.
I have a gun. You don't.
Idiot!
Or else?
I'll jump...
And bye-bye blueprints!
Newspapers?
Newspapers!
OSS 117...
At your service.
Come on.
We have a plane to fly.
I'm coming.
Reptile!
Traitor!
I saw straight through you.
At your service.
My uncle is King.
- Why not?
- Don't feel like it.
Thank you.
Tied up.
Gagged too?
Make it fast.
I only have a few hours.
Excellent.
Nice to see you, Hubert.
- My God!
- What's wrong?
Jack!
Jack...
To top it off,
a Russian cargo ship went missing.
The "Kapov".
Religious extremists
who want to take over.
Potent cocktail.
- President Coty?
- Yes... President Coty.
Hubert?
- Arabo...?
- Muslim.
Count on me.
No problem.
He just arrived.
Excuse me?
Yeah...
Good?
With veal?
I don't know.
Goodbye, sir.
Excellent.
Tough name.
- My pleasure.
- No, mine.
Let's go.
This airport is a nest of spies.
- Cigarette?
- No, I don't smoke.
It pisses me off.
Not smoking kills me.
Nice car.
Fun?
We invented
astronomy and mathematics.
The...?
Rais. The leader. Our president.
Nasser.
Millions?
<i>Suez Canal</i>
<i>Panoramic View</i>
It's breathtaking.
Really?
What is it?
- Strange.
- Isn't it?
Strange...
You see this car behind me?
- And?
- It's perfectly dust-free!
<i>Cairo</i>
We're here.
This is the S.C.E.P.
- The...
- S.C.E.P. Your cover.
Foreman, caretaker...
the pillar of the company!
Welcome, sir.
He is your friend.
This will bring you luck.
Thank you.
Jack...
What's this?
Society of Chicken
and Egyptian Poultry.
Great.
They stop it
when the lights go off.
How strange.
It's true.
How humorous.
Society of Cows
and Egyptian Beef
Which one?
I came to inquire
how my friend Jefferson is doing.
He's in Jordan.
Big chicken market there.
Very well.
Pleased to meet you.
Welcome to Cairo.
Beware of him.
Jack didn't like him.
Don't worry.
If there's something to uncover,
Bramard.
Yes, sir?
I have a reservation.
Welcome to Egypt.
He's here.
He checked into the hotel.
How is what?
How is what?
No thank you.
Princess!
- Why should I?
- That's why.
I love to fight.
Totally sealed.
Load,
unload.
Load,
unload.
I don't know
what's in the envelope.
A stranger asked me
to give it to my uncle, King Farouk.
My little camel...
In any case
you're my kind of woman.
Preposterous.
Go on, Larmina.
I'll meet you inside.
A Suze.
Nothing to drink?
Lillet? Dubonnet? Cinzano? Brandy?
How strange!
I didn't know.
You're very...
Thank you.
A mambo!
Come on!
Why be discreet
with a woman like you?
Interesting clique.
Come plunge
into the muddy waters of the Nile.
- Raymond Pelletier.
- Pleasure.
Pleasure.
- Miss?
- Thank you.
May I?
Be my guest.
When we die,
we want everything to stop.
And paradoxically,
he sees.
it feels at ease.
A little nightcap?
Mr. Bramard?
Nigel Gardenborough.
Head of the British Lamb Consortium.
Lucien Bramard.
What does this mean?
Excuse me.
One must be careful.
My God!
<i>Choukrane...</i>
The Metropolitan Hotel, please?
<i>Choukrane...</i>
Larmina...
It's me.
Is it you?
<i>Excuse me!</i>
<i>Excuse me!</i>
- Sleep well?
- Very well, thank you.
Breakfast in bed
with a dark-eyed beauty.
Smooth talker!
<i>Bismi Allah...</i>
By the way,
I was woken by a guy
screaming on a tower.
I couldn't sleep.
I had to shut him up.
A muezzin?
You shut up a muezzin?
- The...?
- Muezzin.
I didn't know.
Larmina, honey,
Of course, Lucien.
<i>La choukrane.</i>
Paper clips...
Two, sir.
Slimane?
Is that you?
My God...
It usually does.
May I?
What an asshole!
- It's a caf�.
- Nothing special?
What a shame.
You're right.
I couldn't agree more.
Let's try.
Strike while the iron is hot.
<i>This morning</i>
<i>Allah Akbar!</i>
<i>Allah Akbar!</i>
<i>Yes, my brothers,</i>
<i>Yes, my brothers,</i>
<i>Brothers...</i>
<i>It is him!</i>
My head...
My wrists...
Six.
Larmina?
I told you.
You didn't listen.
I fight to be respected.
so pink, so healthy,
swelling with life...
You're a fool.
Just kidding.
So long, Larmina... <i>Inch Allah.</i>
You're leaving
without bidding farewell?
Good evening.
No messages?
Fine...
I'll be in my room.
<i>Jackass.</i>
<i>Not at all.</i>
French Embassy
- On the rocks?
- The usual!
Funny...
- How's it going?
- It's not.
In fact...
Jack... Of course...
Thank you.
What's this?
Jack's writing.
"Kapov" is the Russian ship
to the...
A question of brainpower
and concentration.
Okay.
I'm off.
The government.
Of Egypt.
That's right.
So long, Plantieux.
Code red.
Did it?
Pardon me?
I'm in poultry.
In terms of chicken alone, it's a mess!
If we weren't allies,
you'd be rotting in jail!
Fat ass.
<i>Suleyman Pacha</i>
<i>Steam Bath</i>
Really?
A moisturizer
with high penetrability.
It's heaven.
Khalid.
It's staggering!
Khalid is a master.
A <i>maalem,</i> as they say.
Invigorating.
Jefferson disappears.
Odd, isn't it?
Lymphatic drainage!
Enough, Bramard!
Or should I call you OSS 117?
One answer.
Two answers.
Truth is,
they came "Russian" at me.
Hello, Moeller.
It'll be a pleasure.
- Tomorrow?
- Tomorrow.
Good.
Herr Bramard,
I had no idea.
How strange.
Rumor has it that you and he...
<i>Entrance to Pyramids</i>
Come here.
Good heavens!
Colonel Moeller,
of the German Wehrmacht.
- Von...?
- Umpsprung.
- I can't remember.
- Think. Tall with dark hair.
Hermann...
Catch!
hard?
Hermann...
he occupies my thoughts
since he fell from that plane.
Oh, him!
- The V2 blueprints.
- Exactly.
Exactly!
- Exactly!
- Sweet guy.
That's right.
Hermann von Umpsrung, my friend.
Nice mission.
Unfortunately, not.
Someone got there first.
- You?
- You've met, right?
Quiet, Loktar!
Thanks.
So Herr Bramard,
Do as you please.
She leaves me ice-cold.
Total nonsense!
incredibly hi-tech.
Loktar...
- Adieu, Moeller.
- What the hell?
In this case,
it was hieroglyphics.
In 150 years
they'll find our skeletons.
Walled in for life! For life!
No, I didn't.
Fine.
Fighting for the right cause.
Oh yes...
Lucien, I've...
I've thought it over.
- The I...?
- Mam. The old man at the caf�.
What I saw
made the torture worth it.
- I'm flattered.
- As am I.
Possibly.
Possible.
But how does the Princess fit in?
Larmina,
let me tell you how I see it.
Could be.
The Imam.
Offer him a drink and get him to talk.
Traditional.
An oud.
Excuse me?
What a racket!
Another <i>jellaba?</i>
Your sweet,
but it's probably the same person.
Probably...
Ten to seven.
We must act
before he gets the arms.
- Let me come.
- Impossible.
Got it.
You sure?
No, I understood.
- I said I understand.
- I'll trust you.
My God, my chickens!
First the S.C.E.P., then the arms.
Faster!
It'll be tough.
They're at university in New York.
My head...
Slimane? You?
My devoted foreman...
- cherished.
- I cherish him!
President Coty.
How dare you? Crooked pillar!
Get back down!
Don't try acting smart!
Get it?
- The S.C.E.P.
- Yeah whatever.
The S.C.E.P.
Sell it to me,
or just give it to me.
Don't insist.
You'll get nothing. <i>Walou.</i>
Poor guy.
So long, Bramard.
It's jammed.
You shouldn't...
See Slimane?
That's why his chicken sales declined.
Shoddy maintenance
means shoddy quality.
Am I wrong?
<i>Pier 17</i>
Wretched dog!
Charming greeting.
Move forward.
Over there.
<i>Choukrane,</i> Mr...
Mr...?
Mr...
Jefferson.
- Hello, Hubert.
- You're not dead?
I was pretending.
My God!
My friend. My brother.
Your friend?
Twenty-three to zero!
- Excuse me.
- Can I have a second?
- Mr. Jefferson.
- See? He's not dead!
You double-crossed me
and went with the Eagles instead.
Here's my offer.
Enough!
I said enough!
Enough!
Listen, Princess!
Tell me exactly...
Make haste!
There, Larmina.
Order is restored.
Yes.
At least twice.
Thanks to you,
I learned something.
The mambo!
<i>La choukrane.</i>
<i>Cairo Bombing</i>
<i>Nasser Declares State of Emergency</i>
What an idiot.
<i>Football Scandal</i>
Excellent.
I did my duty.
But still...
- I swear, I never...
- As long as you're happy.
Miss?
Sir.
At your service.
I'd be delighted.
Another excuse to fly!
Iran is beautiful.
They really appreciate Westerners.