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The Bad Luck Theory Ingles Jose
The Bad Luck Theory Ingles Jose
You invite your friends over to watch an NBA basketball playoff game on TV. There are
plenty of sodas in the refrigerator, the popcorn is popping and you are all set to watch the
bog game. You turn on the set, and all you get is fuzzy image on the screen. Is this plain
bad luck or is it Murphy’s Law at work? Murphy’s Law states: “If anything cango wrong, it
will.” Similar situations occur all the time. When you’re in a hurry to open thedoor and you
try several keys on the key ring, the last one you try is usually the one that works. When
you get into a line at a supermarket, you find you’ve chosen the slowest one, and it just
doesn’t move. Bad luck or coincidence? According to British physicist Robert Mathews, it’s
neither one nor the other. He explains that our selective memory tends to remember the
bad episodes more readily than the things that usually work out, and the law of
probability is more against us than in favor. For example, in the supermarket with five
cashiers, the chances of getting a fast line are 20 percent, and 80 percent for a slow line.
Mathews became a popular scientist when he proved that a piece of toast doesn’t
necessarily fall on the floor on the buttered side. BBC Television gathered 300 people to
throw pieces of buttered toast up in the air and observe on which side they fell. Half fell
on the buttered side, and half didn’t. Now here’s a tricky question for Dr. mathews. It’s a
known fact that cats always fall on their four legs. What happens if you tie a piece of
buttered toast on a cat’s back and drop them from a balcony? Will the cat land on all four,
or will the toast land on the buttered side? I sincerely hope the BBC doesn’t try this
experiment. Just remember that you cannot blame Murphy’s Law for everything that goes
wrong. If the hot water runs out while you’re having a shower, it’s probably because the
burner needs to be fixed. If your car breaks down on the way to a job interview, it’s
probably because you didn’t have the vehicle serviced or repaired.
2. Match the word with the definition
You are going to read an extract from a novel. Use your dictionary to look for the unknown
vocabulary and then mark the right answer. Lea Atentamente el texto y marque la opción
correcta.
Gran’s shop
On Saturday morning I worked in the family shop. I started cycling down the shop with dad on
Saturdays as soon as I was big enough. I thought if is as giving him a hand and so I didn’t mind
what I did, although it was mostly just fetching and carrying at a run all morning. I managed not to
think of it as a work and I looked forward for the bar of chocolate my grandmother passed me
unsmilingly as I left. I tried not to look at her; I had a reason to feel guilty because I’d generally
already eaten some dried fruit or a sliver of cheese when no one was looking. As soon as I was
fifteen, though, Dad said, ́that’s it our Janet. You’re of working age now and you’re not coming to
work unless your grandmother pays you properly. He did his best to make his chin look shop. I
always hated going in there. She had an electric heater on full blast, and the windows were always
tight closed whatever the weather. ‘You’re wanting to get paid, I hear,’ she said. ‘Yes, please,’ I
replied. It was rather like visiting the headmistress at school, so I was very quiet and respectful.
Gran searched through the mess of papers on her crowded desk, sighing and clicking her tongue.
Eventually she produced an official leaflet and ran her fingers along the column of figures. ‘How
old are you?’ ‘Fifteen...Gran,’ I added for extra politeness, but she looked at me as if I had been
cheeky. ‘full-timers at your age get forty pounds for a thirty-five-hour week,’ she announced in
such a way as not to leave doubt that she wasn’t in favour of it. ‘No wonder that is not profit in
shopkeeping! So Janet, what’s that per hour?’ questions like that always flustered me. Instead of
trying to work them out in my head, I would just stand there, unable to think straight. ‘I’ll get a
pencil and paper,’ I offered. ‘Don’t bother,’ snapped Gran angrily, ‘I’ll do myself. ‘I’ll give you a
pound and hour, take it or leave it.’ ‘I’ll take it, please.’ ‘And I expect real work for it, mind. No
standing about, and if I catch you eating any of the stock, there ́ll be trouble. That is theft, and it is
a crime’. From then on, my main job in the store was filling the shelves. This was dull, but I hardly
expected to be trusted with handling the money. Once or twice, however, when Dad was extra
busy, I’d tried to help him by serving behind the counter. I hated it. It was difficult to remember
the prices or everything and I was particularly hopeless at using the till. Certain costumers made
unkind remarks about this, increasing the confusion and chances of making a fool of myself. It was
an old-established village shop, going back 150 years at least and it was really behind the times
even then. Dad longed to make the shop more attractive to costumers, but Gran wouldn’t to hear
of it. I averheard them once arguing about whether to buy a freezer cabinet. ‘Our customers want
to have frozen food,’ Dad said. ‘they see thinks advertised and if they can’t get from us, they’ll go
elsewhere.’ ‘Your father always sold fresh food,’ Gran replied. ‘People come here for quality; they
don’t want all that frozen stuff.’ Actually, she gave way in the end over the freezer. Mr. Timpson,
her great rival, installed one in his shop at the other end of the village and customers started to
make loud comments about how handy it was being able to get frozen food in the village, and how
good Mr. Timpson’s sausages were. It had really upset her because she was proud of her sausages
and she ungraciously gave Dad the money to buy the freezer. Within a couple of weeks, she was
eating frozen food like the rest of us.
1. How did Janet feel when she first started her Saturday morning job?
A. She enjoyed the work that she was given. X
B. She was pleased to be helping her father.
C. She worried that she was not doing it well.
D. She was only interested in the reward.
5. Why did Janet’s grandmother react angrily to her offer to fetch a pencil and paper?
A. Janet was unable to answer a question. X
B. Janet had been unwilling to help her.
C. Janet had made an unhelpful suggestion.
D. Janet had answered her rudely.
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2 complete the blank spaces using “there is” and “there are”
There is a window
There are some books on the shelf
There is a laptop on the bed
There is a chair
There are some notes on the wall
3. Write 3 more things you find in bedroom
There is a fan
There are some furniture
There are some speakers
I am halbert from Cali Colombia my brothers and I have a room there is a cabin and a bed next to
mine there is a closed to place clothes and a television
C I feel very good thanks to that virus it has not touched or touched my house
A they play
B he plants
C they cosine
2 number the pictures in the order you do the activities then white your routine
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B I get up, I take a bath, I look for breakfast, I go to work, I return at 5pm, I take a bath, I do my
homework, I do homework, Luegomiro TV at 10 and then I go to sleep.
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AÑO 2020