Wii Sports Resort CYOA

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Welcome to fabulous, sunny Wuhu Island! Many folks come here for many reasons – to see the

sights and get away from it all, to improve the shape and health of their bodies, to hone their skill at

various sports, or even to take to the skies in those marvelous contraptions called airplanes! Regardless

of their reasons, for some amount of time in the year or another, these people all call this island home –

and with its many outstanding locales, who wouldn't want to stay a while? To further your enjoyment

here, you'll have...

+1000 CP

With which to enhance your stay. Good luck out there!

Section 1: Identity and Location

While you'll definitely be starting out on Wuhu Island, we will need to know how old you are, so try

rolling 1d8+17. Just a formality, you know?

Vacationer [Free] – You're just here to get away from it all, and boy can you ever! The resort is

peaceful, the staff is kind, and there's always something to do. You've already made a great first

impression, doing that little skydive you did.

Sportsman [50 CP] – You've come here for glory – to compete in sports both ancient and modern for

the sake of the title in each! Luckily, there's a lot of sports to play.

Pilot [50 CP] – The crisp, clean air of this island makes good flying territory. You've decided to take to

the skies to that end!

Fitness Instructor [50 CP] – Everyone knows a tropical island is a great place to adopt a new mindset!

That's what your bigger goal is here – not just sculpting bodies, but sculpting minds!
Section 2: Skills and Perks

Discounted perks are half-priced for the specified background.

Let Mii Play [Free!] - You can shift your appearance at will to that of a Mii made in your image! You'll

fit in better.

Sun and Sand [100 CP, discount Vacationer] – Whenever you find yourself with a few moments to

relax, you find it much easier to actually do so – not just your mind, but your body as well. Heightened

senses cease their constant ringing, spontaneous muscle twitches slow to a crawl – you can well and

truly rest.

Sportsmanship [100 CP, free Sportsman] – Whenever entering a competition, you can enter a state of

mind that prepares you for true competition. Losses will wash off of you like water from a duck, and

your posture will be both dignified and nimble.

License To Fly [100 CP, free Pilot] – You actually know how to fly a plane now! In these skies, that'll

prove useful beyond a doubt!

/fit/izen [100 CP, free Fitness Instructor] – If you want your students to make any real gains, you'll have

to lead by example. To this end, you are now possessed of a fit and able body!

A Few Pointers [100 CP] – Well, let's face it – unless you're here to sit around and drink coconut milk,

you probably want to have other people be good at the thing you do, too! Whichever Background you

took here, you're a bit better at teaching other people how to do what you do best – whether it's flying a

plane, being fit and active, or playing sports from table tennis to bowling.
Dude, Relax [200 CP, discount Vacationer] – Some folks are just high-strung, really. Stressful lives,

annoying tag-alongs, or maybe even they just live someplace horrible. Luckily, that's where you come

in! You're actually pretty good at helping people calm down and take a moment to rest.

Stick The Dismount [200 CP, discount Pilot] – You're honestly really good at dealing with a sudden

fall. Not only do you roll harmlessly out of most landings (if you would survive long enough to hit the

ground, you're golden), but it probably wouldn't even hurt if you were shot across the island as a human

cannonball! Doesn't make you any better at taking other kinds of hits, though.

Endorsements [200 CP, discount Sportsman] – It's one thing to be good at a sport, but you've got that

photogenic quality that makes the sponsors run to you! If you've ever wanted to appear on the front of a

cereal box, or have a sneaker named for you, you'll find it easy!

No Sandbaggin' [200 CP, discount Fitness Instructor] – There's things you've gotta give your all on –

but some people are pretty good at faking it. Still, there's little your experienced eye won't catch. Short

of magical disguise, you'll know if someone is putting maximum effort into a task or just trying to make

you think they are so you'll get off their back.

The Best Around [300 CP] – Whatever your station, whatever your job, there's always someone out

there who's got it down pat. Flying aces (if you're a Pilot), master sportsmen (if you're a Sportsman),

the greatest runners and power-lifters (if you're a Fitness Instructor) – and you know where these

people are now. This won't help you find an army, but if you need an inspiration for those under you or

to find someone who can help you get a little better yourself? Accept no substitutes.
Comfort Zone [400 CP, discount Vacationer] – Ever wonder what you're going to do about the little

home away from home in that storage space of yours, or maybe you've got some fantastic beachfront

property on the other side of a teleportation? Maybe even, against all odds, a fortress out in space?

Well, you can establish any of these “homes away from home” as a comfort zone now, allowing

yourself and others to relax in them like you were really on Wuhu Island!

Pickup Game [400 CP, discount Sportsman] – You know what they say about 10,000 hours of practice,

but sometimes you just can't get yourself a real stadium or even a home stadium to do that sort of thing

in. Good thing you've got a knack for finding places where you can play a proper game even without

the “right” equipment. That underwater ballsport? There's a nice lake nearby, clear water and no

snapping turtles. That game with the kicking of the ball? We've got a good field and two sets of

twinned trees right here!

Dive, Dive, Dive! [400 CP, discount Pilot] – You've gotten a bit better at this “flying” thing. You could

fly into the neck of Mt. Wuhu and out of the cavern entrance within just a few minutes, maneuvering

the cave and its stalactites all the while. For some reason, this doesn't work when flying a plane made

for war. Odd, that, considering flying through tight spaces would be useful there.

Feel The Burn [400 CP, discount Fitness Instructor] – Years of maneuvering the world of fitness have

taught you how to cut out the extraneous bits and get right to the part what burns away the fat.

Ultimately, this results in you and those who exercise with you getting more bang for their buck, so to

speak – you'll find a workout slowly grow from 1.5 times as effective over a normal period of time to

about 3 times as effective over a normal period of time, as will your students.

Music And Passion Were Always The Fashion [600 CP, discount Vacationer] – Sure, sun and sand is
nice, but that's not the only kind of vacation people take. Luckily for you, you've familiarized yourself

with the various vacation spots around the world, and with a cursory glance at someone, can gauge

which scenery would set the right mood for them to get comfy. From “cozy hole in the ground with a

large larder and a warm bed” to “high, snow-capped mountains with a hot spring nestled within,”

you're better at finding these sorts of places as well as figuring out who wants to go where. Have fun,

you one-Mii travel agency, you!

Danger Zone [600 CP, discount Sportsman] - Ever get that feeling when it's game point and you're way

behind like you just gotta play better? Well, now you can! You'll enter a sort of “game trance” in which

you catch up the score quickly and efficiently, but only if you're playing a sport and your opponent is

just shy of winning. For timed sports, this is the last inning, minute, or whatever have you. Seeing you

in this state will also grant a sort of “second wind” to your teammates – nothing inspires quite like a

good example, after all! Finally, something a bit more passive, but that's on throughout the whole game

– cheating just doesn't seem to work against you anymore. They can drop all the oil slicks they want –

so long as you play fair, it won't help them. Once the scores are tied, it's all up to you, but you'll never

suffer an absolute curb-stomp again.

Volare! [600 CP, discount Pilot] – Ohohoho, it's not just planes anymore. If it can fly, and it can carry

you? You can steer it like an ace. You can't make a giant dandelion seed do things it doesn't have parts

for, but woe be unto anyone who tries to catch up to you on it. Honestly, that's not even the weirdest

example. Yes, this works on you if you have wings somehow, but nobody here has wings... right?

In Fighting Shape [600 CP, discount Fitness Instructor] – One of the advantages of a fit body is that

you'll be better at defending yourself. Still, your training might not be as fancy as some martial artist's,

but you'll make do! Headbutt a balance ball into someone's face after they pull a knife on you! Strike a
yoga pose to trip that hoodlum chasing your best friend! Perform breathing exercises to calm yourself

and focus your reactions when a gun's pointed at you! Use hula hoops as improvised projectiles and

actually hit people with them!

Section 3: Items and Gear

Discounted items are 50% off for the specified Background.

Coconuts and Fruity Drinks [50 CP, free Vacationer] – You have a neverending supply of coconut shells

with fruity drinks in them, as well as regular coconuts. What kind of island vacation is it without fruity

drinks and coconuts?

Masterwork Equipment [50 CP, free Sportsman] – From bokken for swordfighting to bowling shoes

and ping-pong paddles, you've got yourself a set of sports equipment that rests perfectly wherever it's

held and/or worn for maximum comfort.

Workout Clothes [50 CP, free Fitness Instructor] – These clothes are not only easy to wear, but fit just

right on you so as not to impede mobility. If you want, they can be all-black – like a funeral for your

fat.

Flight Goggles [50 CP, free Pilot] – Okay, these goggles are seriously cool. Not only do they keep your

vision 100% clear while you're airborne, but there's something stored in a small compartment in the left

frame – a simplified set of flight instructions, in case you forget.

Balance Board [100/200/300 CP] – This helpful little contraption allows you to measure your weight

accurately and calculate your center of balance! For 100 CP more, it's also sapient and capable of

various degrees of snark, but is immobile and cannot use a Companion slot. For an additional 100 CP

on top of that, it can locomote on its own and counts as a Companion!

Hang Glider [100/200 CP] – This air vehicle is not self-propelled, but must catch a thermal updraft to

rise up after its flight has begun. For 100 CP more, this can become the Pedal Glider, which can be

accelerated and raised by pedaling, but you'll tire out quickly doing so. Unless you're one of those

people who just never gets tired?

Island Tour Plane [200/400 CP] – This one-seater biplane can fly at a decent speed over a tropical

island! It also comes with a free color scheme, a blue or pink distress flare, and small “laser darts” that

fire from it, which are capable of popping balloons. They'll never be stronger than that, though. For 200

CP more, this can become the Turbo Jet, which is much faster, but a lot harder to steer. If you're

expecting the Turbo Jet to carry missiles or something, they won't show up unless you're actually in

danger. So, probably not while you're here.

Rocket Belt [200/300 CP] – This single-use jetpack is a bit harder to control than an airplane, but is

also really cool and somewhat more maneuverable due to being smaller. For 100 CP more, this can

become the Super Rocket Belt, which is far faster and more agile, but is even more complicated to use.

Now That I Can Fly [400 CP, discount Pilot] – Ground control to Ace J, you are clear for landing! This

little wing-shaped badge fits nicely onto any bomber jacket or similar clothing, and it's a symbol of

your guaranteed airfield access. You can land without incident and without even calling ahead in any

airfield short of that belonging to a head of state! In settings where flight tends to be a bit higher, this'll

let you into any spaceport that isn't on red alert at the time. This doesn't make everyone your friends

automatically – it just means they'll let you land there without hassle.

Tryin' to Catch Mii [400 CP, discount Sportsman] – And they can! They can catch a glimpse of

everything you're doing in the stadium or even at a pick-up game, on this self-propelled, movie-theater
sized screen! And I mean the screen has the same total volume as a single theater in an average cinema.

It's a big screen. The best possible sound quality, the best possible image quality, and it even does

instant replays in whatever kind of slow motion you desire! All in stunning 3D! Worried about storage?

Don't be! Once the game's over, the screen vanishes and you can find a DVD, VHS, or Blu-Ray (your

choice) of the game in your Warehouse. Also, nobody seems to panic from the sight of this gigantic

screen showing up out of nowhere.

The New Work Out Plan [400 CP, discount Fitness Instructor] – You've got a fitness center of your very

own now! Not only can this hold up to 30 people at a time (with enough equipment for all of them,

though they can only stay for a 3-hour session at most, and that only once per day), but it'll attach to

your Warehouse once you're done here. The equipment therein always seems to provide you and those

with you with just the right amount of resistance. No more, no less – just right.

Ticket To Paradise [400 CP, discount Vacationer] – You might want to come back someday, perhaps?

Well, wherever you go now, Wuhu Island will exist there in some form – at least at the start. Hope it's

not under siege or on a different planet – but then, that's just one more reason for you to check on it

every time, right?

Better With Friends [300 CP] – You can import up to eight of your Companions – each gaining a

Background of your choice, 200 CP to spend, and the Let Mii Play Perk. Companions cannot import

Companions.
Section 4: Drawbacks

This'll honestly work a bit differently this time, I've got to say. See, I can't really think of that much

that'll go wrong here, so you can only get up to +200 CP of Drawbacks from the list below.

GeroniMii! [+50 CP] – Remember when you jumped out of that plane? Well, you'll have to do the

same whenever you move between the main island and the golf course some distance away across the

water – and you'll have to do it often. Careful to land properly!

Wake Mii Up Inside [+50 CP] – There's a reason why everyone back home decided you needed this

vacation – you're sadder than a sack of greyscale potatoes. You'll get over it, sure, but it'll take longer

than it otherwise would've.

Mii Has No Style [+50 CP] – Your only outfit while here will be a plain black pair of sweatpants and a

plain t-shirt of a single color.

Rated Mii – For Everyone [+100 CP] – You can't do, say, or think anything that would be inappropriate

for children. You'll even notice the blanks in your train of thought where those ideas should be.

Miiuted [+100 CP] – It's not just you – it seems like nobody actually talks around here! You could

always read the speech bubbles, I guess?

Just Mii [+100 CP] – You don't appear to have any supernatural abilities with you anymore! Strangely,

you don't seem to miss them that much. Must be the island air.

Call Mii If You Need Anything [+200 CP, Vacationer Only] – You've got the job of either preparing the
food for all of these tourists or just cleaning up after them all the time. Not much of a vacation, is that?

Give Mii A Break [+200 CP, no Vacationers] – On the last day of the last year, you'll notice a large,

shadowy figure moving towards the island. Is that a rampaging giant robot? Really? The things you put

up with. Stopping this thing is probably a good idea, because if this thing wrecks the island, you're

going home.

Regardless of your choices, your drawbacks will be rescinded at the end of the ten years, and you'll

have another choice to make.

Go Home – This was fun, but you miss home. You get to keep all your stuff, but you can't travel

anymore.

Stay Here – Retire to Wuhu Island? Why not? You can't travel anymore, though.

Move On – There's too many other places to see. Just keep going until the end!