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100 Funny Trick Questions and Answers To Make Your Day-1
100 Funny Trick Questions and Answers To Make Your Day-1
1. Q: What did the actress do when she saw her first strands of gray hair?
A: She thought she would dye [die].
4. Q: Why did the two peanuts run away from the tough neighborhood at
night?
A: Because one of them was a-salted [assaulted]
19. Q: Why was the joke about the butter kept under wraps?
A: Because, if you talked about it, it would spread.
21. Q: Why do the watermelons have such fancy and expensive weddings?
A: Because they [cant-a-loupe] [can’t elope]
24. Q: Why was the guy looking for food while sitting on top his friend?
A: Because his friend had said that, the dinner is on me.
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26. Q: Why does the leopard find it difficult to hide and stalk?
A: Because he is spotted always.
28. Q: What moves up and down but actually does not move?
A: Temperature.
30. Q: What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden
engine?
A: it wooden go [wouldn’t]
31. Q: Why did the lady reporter rush to ice cream shop?
A: To get a good scoop before anyone.
35. Q: What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio?
A: Cool Music.
42. Q: Why did the boy sprinkling sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep
each night?
A: So that he could have sweet dreams every night.
56. Q: What happens when you cross a boy scout with a baseball player?
A: You get a person who likes to pitch tents.
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68. Q: How many books can you put in a (2ft x 2ft) empty backpack, so that it
is not empty anymore?
A: One, after that it is no more empty.
70. Q: Why do the call gulls that fly over the sea as seagulls?
A: Mainly because if they flew over the bay they would be called as bagels.
72. Q: What happened when the tiny fortuneteller that escaped from jail?
A: He was a small medium at large.
79. Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye?
A: Well, there is something between you and me that smells.
80. Q: Why did the robber always take a bath when he robbed a house?
A: So that he could get a clean getaway.
85. Q: What did the first volcano say to the second volcano?
A: I lava you. Do you lava me? [Love you].
90. Q: What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
A: A stick.
98. Q: Why do you get if you cross a chili pepper, a spade, and a poodle?
A: A hot-diggity-dog [a spicy hot dog!]