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1
L’
intera
collezione
delle
tavole
della
Poerio
Press,
create
tra
la
fine
del
2008
e
la
meta’
del
2010.
I
disegni
sono
tu=
opera
degli
ar?s?
della
Poerio
Press,
ivi
compreso
quello
ispirato
all’immortale
Altan.
Pievepelago, estate 2010
2
This
is
the
full
collec?on
of
the
Poerio
Press
cartoons
created
between
the
end
of
2008
and
mid‐2010.
The
art
work
is
en?rely
done
by
Poerio
Press
ar?sts,
included
one
consis?ng
in
a
deliberate
plagiariza?on
of
the
immortal
Altan.
The
reproduc?on
of
these
cartoons
is
absolutely
encouraged,
with
the
agreement
of
Poerio
Press.
Pievepelago, summer 2010
3
Epiphany
(6
January
2008)
4
Italians
and
Racism
(20
April
2009)
T w o
d a n c e r s
d i s c u s s
t h e
perennial
naDonal
i s s u e :
a r e
w e
racists,
too?
The
one
on
the
leL
deplores
that
Italy
is
not
taking
p a r t
i n
a
U N
C o n fe re n c e
o n
r a c i s m .
H i s
c o m p a n i o n
replies:
I
should
t h i n k
s o,
w i t h
everybody
busy
b o o i n g
b l a c k
p l a y e r s
i n
stadiums.
5
Poerio
Press
on
Divorces
(6
May
2009)
Unfortunately,
the
Supremo's
vicissitudes
keep
distracDng
Poerio
Press
from
performing
its
mission
of
ponderous
and
equanimous
observer.
6
Poerio
Press
borrows
from
Grosz
(31
May
2010)
7
Altro
che
fes?cciole
in
Sardegna
(2
June
2009)
An
elevaDng
conversaDon
recorded
by
Poerio
Press.
The
priest
on
the
leL
remarks
that
Berlusconi
has
the
habit
of
wearing
high
heels
incognito.
And
the
monsignor
replies:
My
God,
this
sure
beats
the
stories
about
wild
parDes
in
Sardinia.
8
Intercep?ng
the
Working
Class
(2
June
2009)
9
L’
U?lizzatore
(18
giugno
2009)
10
Les
Italiens
24
June
2009)
Those
who
cannot
but
follow
the
sad
state
of
affairs
in
these
parts
of
the
world
will
recall
that
the
so‐called
"Lodo
Alfano"
is
a
law
shielding
the
four
highest
elected
officials
in
the
country
from
prosecuDon
while
in
office.
One
might
add
that
the
current
prime
minister,
who
was
not
averse
to
t h i s
p a r D c u l a r
p i e c e
o f
legislaDon,
also
tends
to
be
re‐
elected
to
his
posiDon
with
remarkable
regularity.
In
this
parDcular
instance,
the
two
Italian
VIPs
on
the
leL
l a m e n t
t h e
c o n D n u i n g
indiscreDons
about
their
prime
minister ’s
senDmental
life,
vowing
to
put
things
to
rest
soon
with
adequate
legislaDon.
The
other
two
react
in
an
amiable
and
understanding
fashion..
11
Conversa?on
(2
July
2009)
Artwork
and
text
courtesy
of
Poerio
Press.
ReproducDon
encouraged.
12
The
Way
Out
of
the
Crisis
(24
July
2009)
The
same
experts
who
led
us
into
it
now
say
that
the
financial/economic
crisis
has
reached
its
bonom,
and
that
there
is
no
way
but
up
from
now
on.
D e s p i t e
t h i s ,
members
of
this
publishing
house
remain
skepDcal
and
p l a n
to
t r y
a n d
a c c o m p l i s h
t h e
climb
by
relying
on
tradiDonal
means
‐
picks,
bolts
and
ropes.
13
Freedom
of
the
Press
(27 September 2009)
14
Problemi
del
Paese
(28
Se]embre
2009)
M a s s i m o
D ' A l e m a ,
s e l f ‐
appointed
godfather
of
the
party
that
sDll
believes
to
be
the
main
opposiDon
force
in
the
country,
reiterated
today
his
strong
belief
that
a
great
reformist
movement
should
not
just
devote
itself
to
opposing
B e r l u s c o n i ,
b u t
r a t h e r
endeavour
to
sort
out
the
c o u n t r y ' s
p ro b l e m s .
O n e
malicious
Poerio
Press
reader
suggests
that
this
is
just
one
more
megalomaniac
ploy
on
his
part
to
draw
anenDon
to
one
of
the
country’s
great
problems:
himself.
15
Talibans
1
(17 October 2009)
Poerio
Press
offers
a
variant
on
the
Taliban
bribes
theme.
It
is
based
on
Burlesqueoni's
Freudian
slip,
aptly
underlined
by
one
of
our
readers,
when
he
l a m e n t e d
i n
p u b l i c
h i s
e n o r m o u s
p e r s o n a l
disbursements
to
pay
off
consultants
and
judges.
Even
when
it
comes
to
bribes,
priorites
are
prioriDes.
Foreign
readers
taking
interest
in
the
nuances
of
the
Italian
language
will
noDce
the
"mica",
a
priceless
and
ubiquitous
adverb
which
funcDons
as
an
odd
negaDve
reinforcement.
17
Gay
Socks
IN
PARLAMENTO
©Poerio
Press
‐
September
2009
(22
October
2009)
“Quel
pedofilo
corrono
comunista
del
giudice
Misiano
porta
calzini
color
turchese”.
“Non
e’
deno
che
debba
essere
gay.
Andiamoci
18
piano
con
le
illazioni”.
IN
PARLAMENTO
Rulings
©Poerio
Press
r
2009
(4
November
2009)
Yesterday's
European
Court
of
Human
Right's
ruling
against
crucifixes
in
I t a l i a n
c l a s s r o o m s
c a u s e d
a n
immediate
uproar
on
both
sides
of
the
Tiber.
Two
of
Poerio
Press's
favourite
characters,
probably
idenDfiable
as
MPs
of
the
ruling
god‐fearing
and
law‐
not‐so‐abiding
coaliDon,
comment
on
the
preposterous
pronouncement.
"How
foolish
",says
one
of
the
honourable
member
of
parliament
;"
don't
they
know
that
students
are
crowding
in
classrooms
just
to
admire
the
crucifix?"(Recently,
the
current
Minister
of
EducaDon
ruled
that
classrooms
in
elementary
schools
should
have
no
less
than
37
students.
Yes:
no
less).
“La
Corte
Europea
obiena
ai
crocifissi
nelle
aule
italiane.”
“IgnoranD.
Proprio
ora
che
gli
alunni
si
affollano
19
sempre
di
piu’
per
ammirarli.”
Revela?ons
(8 November 2010)
20
Lost
in
Dis?nc?on
(16 November 2009)
"Uolter"
stands
for
"Walter
Veltroni,
the
former
mayor
of
Rome,
former
leader
of
the
center‐leL
coaliDon
that
was
famously
defeated
by
Berlusconi
at
the
last
naDonal
elecDon,
former
secretary
of
the
Italian
DemocraDc
Party,
and
former
poliDcal
has
been
since
announcing
he
wants
more
of
it.
The
more
suave
of
the
two
newspaper
readers,
by
now
frequent
actors
on
the
Poerio
Press
stage,
reports
the
news
that
"Uolter"
decided
to
forget
about
engaging
in
third‐world
issues
and
to
resume
his
poliDcal
fight
in
Italy.
The
second
newspaper
reader,
perfidious
as
ever,
confesses
nonchalantly
his
inability
to
grasp
the
difference
between
the
two.
21
Fresco
Cartoon
(20
November
2009)
It
appears
cartoonists
start
with
a
sketch
that
they
later
develop,
oLen
aLer
more
than
one
try,
into
a
final
drawing.
This
one
is
a
n e w
s t y l e
c a l l e d
" f r e s c o
cartoon":
the
kind
of
thing
you
come
out
with,
for
example,
while
doodling
during
a
boring
seminar.
This
one
was
such
a
darling
that
P.P.
decided
to
send
it
out
as
is,
warts
and
all.
The
first
MP
says:
"We'll
make
trials
expire
even
sooner,
like
the
boss
wants".
And
his
comrade‐at‐
arms
replies:
"Just
as
long
as
the
communists
don't
find
a
way
to
speed
them
up”.
Note:
This
is
a
true
story,
being
enacted
in
the
Italian
Parliament
by
characters
not
too
dissimilar
from
the
ones
portrayed
in
this
vigne<e.
22
Hymn
to
the
Marines
(25
November
2009)
On
the
occasion
of
Thanksgiving,
and
in
eager
anDcipaDon
of
the
U.S.
marines'
reprisal,
this
Poerio
P r e s s
c o m i c
w a s
i s s u e d
exc l u s i ve l y
i n
t h e
E n g l i s h
language.
23
Crucial
Weapons
(17 December 2009)
24
Everybody
Wins
in
Copenhagen
©Poerio
Press
2009
(20
December
2009)
MAGISTRALE COMPROMESSO A COPENHAGEN
“Hanno
vinto
tu`:
I
cinesi
hanno
salvato
l’onore
sconfiggendo
l’idea
degli
americani
di
controlli
internazionali
sui
limiD
delle
emissioni
di
gas
serra”.
“E
tu`
gli
altri
sono
riusciD
a
sconfiggere
l’idea
di
porre
dei
limiD
alle
emissioni
di
gas
serra.”configgere
l’idea
di
porre
dei
limiD
ai
gas
serra”.
25
La
ronda
di
Natale
(23
December
2009)
A
tough
one
for
the
non‐indigenous
Poerio
Press
readership.
The
three
Kings
of
Orient
have
the
likes
of
the
three
main
leaders
of
the
Lega
Party:
Calderoli,
Bossi,
and
Maroni.
The
Lega
zealots
are
all
for
God
and
country
(hence
the
Italian
flag
with
the
cross
in
the
middle),
but
they
also
have
this
problem
with
non‐
indigenous
people,
parDcularly
Africans
and
gypsies.
To
protect
their
women
from
these
threatening
barbarians,
"La
Lega"
managed
to
authorize
volunteer
vigilante
patrols.
Only
six
of
them
have
been
formed
so
far,
apparently,
but
one
of
them
is
certainly
this
one
in
Bethlehem,
rightly
concerned
about
the
many
suspicious
foreigners
congregated
in
town
‐
and
determined
to
teach
them
a
good
lesson.
Presents
can
wait.
See:
hnp://
poeriopressatchristmas.blogspot.com/
And
by
the
way:
Merry
Christmas!!!!
26
Forty
Years
and
Coun?ng
(27 December 2009)
©Poerio
Press
2009
Ma
come
mai
e’
possibile
che
accada
contemporaneamente
a
tu`
e
due?
Dal
movimento
delle
labbra,
purtroppo,
non
si
capisce
quale
dei
due
si
lamenD.
Forty years and counDng, and I only get the funnies.
27
Barely
into
the
New
Year,
Poerio
Press
Respeccully
Suggests
(1 January 2010)
In
fact,
the
Son
of
God's
idea
to
incarnate
himself
into
a
regular
human
being
might
have
been
c o n c e i v e d
a s
a
d i d a c D c
admonishment
to
the
roman
e m p e r o r s '
p r e p o s t e r o u s
p r e t e n s e
o f
e l e v a D n g
themselves
to
godlike
status.
Given
that
one
of
God's
recognized
qualiDes
is
to
know
the
future,
it
is
legiDmate
to
i m a g i n e
h e
m a y
h a v e
expressed
some
skepDcism
at
t h e
s u c c e s s
o f
t h e
iniDaDve.Nevertheless,
we
plod
on.
Happy
New
Year!!!!
28
Pierluigia
e
Pierferdinando
(16
January
2010)
ALer
the
holiday
goodism,
PP
reverts
to
its
usual,
nasty,
parochial
self.
In
a
precarious
balance
on
the
lance
of
Minerva,
the
Roman
goddess
of
wisdom,
Pierlugi
Bersani,
newly
elected
head
of
the
ever
shakier
DemocraDc
Party
and
perfidiously
portrayed
as
a
disciplined
linle
daughter,
asks
her
putaDve
father/
svengali
Massimo
D'Alema,
ever
the
eminence
grise,
why
she
is
not
allowed
to
play
with
Nicky
(Nicky
Vendola,
the
popular
governor
of
the
Puglia
region
seeking
re‐elecDon).
The
former
rising
star
of
the
defunct
communist
Party
replies:
"It's
not
about
the
earing
he
wears.
The
fact
is
that
he's
a
communist.
Besides,
if
we
invite
him
to
play
with
you,
Pierferdinando,
who
is
an
excellent
prospect,
will
stop
coming
to
the
house."
(Pierferdinando
Casini,
former
rising
star
of
the
defunct
ChrisDan
democrat
party,
is
building
a
poliDcal
p o w e r h o u s e
b y
p u ` n g
t o g e t h e r
redoubtable
veterans
of
his
old
poliDcal
formaDon
and
selling
his
services
to
the
two
main
coaliDons).
For
once,
the
pun
is
Italian:
"party"
means
both
party
in
the
poliDcal
sense
and
a
marriage
prospect.
Pierferdinando
is
neither,
although
his
wife
is,
since
her
daddy
owns
one
of
the
two
main
Rome
newspapers.
29
O]o
milioni
di
baione]e
(16 January 2010)
30
Pagamen?
(20 January 20010)
31
Pierluigia
e
Tonino
(29
January
2010)
Things
are
ge`ng
ever
more
arcane
for
the
Poerio
Press
non‐
indigenous
readership.
However,
the
most
anenDve
subscribers
across
the
ocean
will
recall
the
beginning
of
this
parDcular
saga,
with
the
father
D'Alema
dissuading
his
affecDonate
and
well‐
behaved
daughter,
Pierluigia,
from
playing
with
the
transgressive
Nichi,
and
announcing
instead
her
future
marriage
with
the
gallant
and
well‐bred
Pierferdinando.
Out
of
metaphor,
D'Alema
is
the
rumoured
playmaker
behind
the
new
secretary
of
the
democraDc
party,
Pierluigi
Bersani,
who
imposed
on
his
party
the
brilliant
strategy
of
selecDng
a
loser
for
the
upcoming
Puglia
governorship
elecDons
in
lieu
of
the
highly
popular
incumbent,
Nichi
Vedola,
who
has
five
characterisDcs:
he
is
a
catholic,
a
declared
gay,
an
unashamed
communist
,
an
excellent
administrator
‐
and
does
not
give
a
hoot
about
party
discipline.
The
first
thing
is
OK,
and
in
fact
highly
praised;
the
second
one
is
bad,
but
hardly
objecDonable
within
a
party
that
aspires
to
capture
the
gay
vote;
the
last
three,
total
anathema.Subsequently,
Nichi
called
the
Democrats'
bluff
and
demands
that
the
candidate
be
picked
according
to
the
party's
most
cherished
imitaDon
of
the
American
poliDcal
process:
primary
elecDons.
And
he
wins
them
handsomely.
Of
course,
Pierferdinando's
neo‐catholic
party
refuses
an
alliance
with
such
an
objecDonable
character.In
comes
Tonino
di
Pietro,
the
most
fearsome
compeDtor
of
the
DemocraDc
party
because
of
his
reputaDon
for
his
fierce
opposiDon
to
Burlesqueoni
(most
democrats
find
such
an
opposiDon
objecDonable,
mainly
because
they
think
they
should
have
a
monopoly
in
this
area).
Up
to
now,
he
was
being
held
at
safe
distance.
But
now,
the
confusion
is
such
aLer
the
Nichi
tsunami
that
Bersani
rushed
to
signing
a
formal
alliance
pact
with
the
aforesaid
Tonino
Di
Pietro.Our
gentle
metaphor
calls,
therefore,
for
Pierluigia
(see
capDon)
gently
complaining
with
her
father
about
his
opposiDon
to
Nichi,
who
has
just
been
elected
head
of
his
class;
and
D'Alema
trying
to
pacify
his
paDent
daughter
Pierluigia
by
announcing
her
future
32
heart
friend:
Tonino.
Mafia
and
Soccer
(30 January 2010)
33
Bamboccioni
(3
February
2010)
On
a
recent
visit,
a
dearest
friend
and
long‐Dme
supporter
of
Poerio
Press,
Roberto
T.,
erupted
in
a
goodhearted
laugh
at
the
narraDon
of
a
new
vignene
being
hatched
at
the
Dme.
This
provided
the
sDmulus
for
its
rendiDon
in
cartoon
form.Non‐
indigenous
readers
are
no
doubt
familiar
with
the
uniquely
Italian
son‐stay‐at
home
phenomenon.
These
youths,
whose
age
can
extend
to
45
or
beyond
‐
and
who,
in
our
opinion,
act
in
a
perfectly
logical
fashion
in
view
of
mama's
food,
other
logisDcal
advantages
and
the
astronomical
costs
of
rental
housing
‐
have
been
bapDzed
with
the
endearing,
although
vaguely
derogatory,
term
of
"bamboccioni".
The
bamboccione
depicted
in
the
cartoon
is
the
mythical
Alberto
Sordi,
who
acquired
immortal
fame
with
his
film
"Un
Americano
a
Roma".Alberto‐bamboccione,
devouring
a
bowl
of
pasta
late
at
night
upon
his
return
from
one
of
his
usual
and
meaningless
nightly
prowls,
announces
to
his
mother
that
a
minister,
Brunena
("minimistro"
being
short
for
"mini‐ministro
given
Brunena's
diminuDve
size),
has
proposed
a
monthly
sDpend
of
500
euros
for
all
bamboccionis
leaving
their
nest.
The
mother,
pracDcal
as
always,
informs
him
that
the
resources
for
the
sDpend
are
to
come
from
the
naDonal
pension
fund
‐
thus
ensuring
that
there
will
be
no
more
spaghe`
free
loading
for
him.
34
Il
papa
straniero
17 April 2010
35
Health
Care
(21
April
2010)
Capire
cosa
sia
successo
veramente
con
il
passaggio
negli
StaD
UniD
del
P.L.
111‐148
(The
PaDent
ProtecDon
and
Affordable
Care
Act)
e'
impresa
Dtanica.
Pare
pero',
da
note
giornalisDche,
che
l'allargamento
dell'
accesso
all'assicurazione
sanitaria
non
scanera'
prima
del
2014.
Per
scaramanzia,
ed
in
piena
coerenza
con
il
suo
inguaribile
sce`cismo,
Poerio
Press
mene
in
bocca
a
queste
innocenD
e
meravigliose
giovani
creature
parole
di
scanzonato
humour
nero.
U n d e r s t a n d i n g
w h a t
a c t u a l l y
happened
with
the
passage
in
the
United
States
of
P.L.
111‐148
(The
PaDent
ProtecDon
and
Affordable
Care
Act)
is
probably
a
Dtanic
task.
Press
reports,
however,
indicate
that
broader
access
to
health
insurance
will
not
actually
take
place
before
2014.
In
a
gesture
of
countersupersDDon,
and
coherently
with
its
inexhausDble
skepDcism,
Poerio
press
put
in
the
mouths
of
these
two
innocent,
wonderful
young
creatures
words
of
unrestrained
black
humour.
36
Emergency
(21 April 2010)
Il….ahem….governo
afgano
ha
deciso
di
chiudere
l’ospedale
di
Emergency
che
offre
cure
gratuite
alle
vi`me
della
guerra.
Non
c’e’
da
preoccuparsi.
Tu`
I
pazienD
sono
staD
avvisaD
che
possono
sonoscrivere
una
polizza
di
assicurazione
medica
privata.
37
Er
Trota
(28
April
2010)
This
last
poetart
opus
of
Poerio
Press
is
hardly
communicable
to
the
vast
world.
It
is
It
is
the
tale
of
Renzo
Bossi,
egregious
son
of
the
famous
Umberto
Bossi
whose
poliDcal
footsteps
he
decided
to
follow.
The
story
goes
that
daddy
Umberto,
aLer
someone
referred
to
his
son
as
the
"delfino"
("dolphin"
in
english
=
designated
heir
to
a
poliDcal
dynasty),
modestly
commented
that
at
the
most
young
Renzo
could
be
referred
to
as
"una
trota"
(=a
trout).
Renzo's
tale
is
imagined
as
a
self‐
presentaDon
penned
in
Rome
dialect,
to
spite
the
corrupt
and
thieving
naDonal
capital,
symbol
of
corrupDon
and
parasiDsm
and
synecdoche
of
the
horrid
South
as
a
whole.
Renzo
does
not
mince
words:
he
reveals
that
the
only
two
things
he
dislikes
are
gays
and
drugs
(he
actally
said
that),
and
that
not
having
a
clue
on
what
to
do
with
his
life
he
chose
to
follow
his
father's
footsteps
in
the
Lega,
the
xenophobic/secessionist
"movement
for
the
independence
of
Padania".
We
are,
in
fact,
confident
that
both
the
Lega
and
Renzo
will
delight
us
for
decades
to
come.We
thank
two
affecDonate
readers,
Elisabena
S.
ed
Eugenio
M.,
for
their
superlaDve
ediDng
of
the
Roman
text
and
their
accompanying
comment
in
rhyme,
which
we
added
as
a
proper
appendix
to
this
Poerio
Press
issue:
Anvedi
mò!
Puro
li
cispadani
s'empareno
a
parlà
come
i
romani!
Si
propio
er
pelo
voi
trovà
nell'ovo
un
eroreno
a
riga
sei
te
scovo:
si
propio
voi
parlà
trasteverino
devi
da
di’
“chiamaveno
er
derfino”.
38
39
Kosovo’s
entry
in
the
EU
(29 April 2010)
While
the
financial
world
happily
bets
on
the
demise
of
the
Euro,
and
with
the
European
Union
giving
one
more
example
of
disarray
and
indeciveness,
the
Italian
foreign
minister
is
strongly
engaged
in
the
irresisDble
march
which
will
lead
to
Kosovo's
entry
in
the
EU.
Which
event,
no
doubt,
will
signal
a
rebirth
of
the
troubled
European
edifice.
40
Burlesqueoni
Saves
Louisiana
from
Black
Wave
(30 April 2010)
As
many
of
our
readers
sadly
know,
the
Burlesqueoni
navy
has
disDnguished
itself
in
waging
victorious
wars
against
African
migrants'
fleets
of
inflatable
boats
threatening
to
land
on
our
shores.
Concerned
about
the
black
wave
nearing
the
Louisiana
coast,
our
leader
has
promptly
offered
Obama
to
d r a L
f o r
h i m
t h e
n e c e s s a r y
empowering
legislaDon.
41
Il
papa
straniero
il papa straniero
17
April
2010
ma se fini abbandona e figurati
berlusconi, potrebbe se il pd
diventare proprio lui imbarca
il papa straniero uno di
Gianfranco
Fini,
former
chief
of
del pd!!!!! sinistra
I ta l y ' s
p o s x a s c i st
p a r t y
a n d
come fini.
42
Burlesqueoni
Saves
Louisiana
form
Black
Wave
(30
April
2010)
43
Poerio
Press
Counterfeits
Altan
(But
for
the
Benefit
of
Mankind)
(6
May
2010)
Poerio
Press
shares
the
view
that
Francesco
Tullio
Altan
is
the
best
graphic
humorist
this
side
of
the
Alps,
and
possibly
north
of
them
as
well.
So
we
took
the
liberty
of
borrowing
his
style
to
create
a
cartoon
about
Mr.
Scajola,
the
former
minister
for
economic
development
who
was
forced
to
resign
aLer
magistrates
found
out
that
a
developer
already
incriminated
and
detained
for
serious
bribing
scandals
had
pitched
in
the
respectable
sum
of
900,000
Euros
to
help
him
buy
his
dream
Rome
apartment
in
front
of
the
Colosseo.
The
minister
denied
this
accusaDon
(supported
by
several
witnesses),
but
in
the
end
he
had
to
resign.
His
final
line
will
be
remembered
forever:
"A
minister
cannot
retain
his
posiDon
aLer
finding
out
that
somebody
bought
his
house
for
him."The
dialogue
between
the
two
forged
characters
in
the
counterfeit
Altan
cartoon
below
goes
as
follows:
"The
Hon.
Minister
was
deeply
hurt
by
the
fact
that
somebody
bought
his
house
for
him".
"Good
for
him
he
can
be".
The
line
suggests
that
many
Altan
characters,
usually
depicDng
not‐so‐
wealthy
common
workers,
would
love
to
be
the
vicDms
of
such
kind
of
treacherous
behavour.
Poerio
Press,
2010
44
On
Spanish
Heroism
(13
May
2010)
W e
a r e
i n
S p a i n ,
unmistakeably.
The
guitarist
complains
about
the
prime
minister,
who
just
reduced
the
salaries
of
all
the
country's
public
employees
by
5
per
cent,
including
his
father's,
who
works
as
a
school
janitor.
The
flamenco
dancer
tries
to
console
him:
but
surely,
at
the
very
least
they
will
honour
your
father
w i t h
t h e
s p e c i a l
InternaDonal
Monetary
Fund
Hero
medal.
45
The
Value
of
Se=ng
an
Example
(14
May
2010)
1 4
M ay
2 0 1 0 :
To d ay ' s
banner
headline
on
"La
R e p u b b l i c a "
r e p o r t s
a
Burlesqueoni
quote:
"Those
who
enriched
themselves
[illegally]
must
resign".
The
reader
on
the
right
observes
t h a t
t h i s
w o u l d
b e
a
wonderful
opportunity
to
lead
by
example.
46
The
Urgency
of
the
Situa?on
(16 May 2010)
47
On
the
Global
Child
Allowance
Crunch
(26 May 2010)
It
is
obvious
by
now
that
the
"financial
crisis"
has
led
to
a
joyous
globalfest
whose
main
amusement
is
cu`ng
salaries.
But
we
never
suspected
that
innocent
and
unsuspecDng
children
could
become
the
direct
vicDms
of
this
new
form
of
entertainment,
by
suffering
setbacks
to
their
"paghena"
prospects
("paghena"
being
an
endearing
Italian
definiDon
for
"allowance").
The
girl
asks
her
brother:
"Did
you
ask
dad
about
raising
our
paghena?"
And
he
replies:
"That
smart
aleck.
Want
to
know
what
he
replied?
He
fears
a
negaDve
reacDon
from
the
markets".
48
On
the
Irra?onal
Lack
of
Exuberance
of
the
Poor
(26 May 2010)
49
Poerio
Press
on
rimane pero'
Educa?on
Reform
quello del
(29
May
2010)
abolito
ROVESCIO E
l'isegnamento
DELLA
del diritto
The
indefaDgable
Minister
of
SMORZATA.
EducaDon
eliminated
law
from
the
negli istituti
curriculum
of
public
training
per geometri.
insDtutes
for
chartered
surveyors.
This
is
not
surprising,
given
the
fact
t h a t
s u r v e y o r s
a r e
e q u a l l y
indefaDgable
in
illegal
housing
construcDon
and
that
the
same
Minister's
government
has
been
raking
in
plenty
of
money
by
regularizing
post‐facto
this
very
popular
kind
of
real
estate.
Our
very
well‐informed
tennis
players
discuss
the
news
(the
word
"law"
is
also
referred
to
in
Italian
as
"dirino",
which
also
means
”forehand").
The
one
to
the
right
observes
that
at
least
they
will
keep
teaching
"rovescio"
and
"servizio"
(backhand
and
serve).
poerio press 2010
50
Poerio
Press
on
Economic
Growth
(29 May 2010)
While
the
Gods
of
the
Market
may
be
appeased
by
the
savage
cuts
to
public
spending
being
enacted
by
the
Burlesqueoni
government,
many
lament
that
the
same
government
is
comtemplaDng
no
measures
whatsoever
to
support
economic
growth.
The
reader
to
the
right,
in
an
anempt
to
be
sarcasDc,
remarks
that
this
will
teach
[the
opposiDon
and
the
press}
not
to
get
rid
of
the
M i n i s t e r
f o r
E c o n o m i c
Development
.For
more
info
on
the
case,
see
6
May,
"Poerio
Press
Counterfeits
Altan
(But
for
the
Benefit
of
Mankind)".
51
Ge=ng
Rich
with
the
Olympic
Games
( 31 May 2010)
52
What
if
I
Take
my
Life
and
Lose
my
Job
(2 June 2010)
(6 June 2010)
"Cartolina"
is
"postcard"
in
Italian,
and
"saluto"
means
"greeDng".
The
term
assumes
a
special
meaning
when
the
"saluto"
becomes
a
"saluto
fascista”.
This
parDcular
cartolina
is
being
wrinen
by
a
concerned
Italian
father
to
his
son,
who
took
the
inexplicable
decision
to
emigrate
to
Holland,
of
all
places.
The
father
informs
him
about
the
Leader's
last
sDrring
speech,
announcing
to
all
Italians
that
they
will
all
be
free
and
rich
as
soon
as
they
get
rid
of
their
bolschevik
magistrates.
ALer
this
comforDng
news,
the
father
makes
no
mystery
of
his
worries
about
t h e
s o n ' s
c o n d i D o n s
i n
t h e
Netherlands.
Does
he
have
enough
to
eat?
Do
they
have
television
there?
54
Varia?ons
on
the
Manovra
(I)
(9 June 2010)
55
Varia?ons
on
the
Manovra
(II)
(9
June
2010)
( I " M a n o v ra "
l i t e ra l l y
means
"manouver",
i.e.
c h a n g i n g
a
v e h i c l e ' s
direcDon
while
at
the
wheel.
But
in
Italy's
world
of
exquisite
poliDcal
euphemisms,
"manovra"
is
u s e d
t o
d e s c r i b e
a
horrendous
raid
to
fill
in
a
giant
hole
in
public
coffers.
This
one
is
based
on
freezing
public
salaries
for
few
years.
Of
course,
Burlesqueoni
swears
that
the
current
manovra
does
not
take
ANY
money
from
Italians'
pockets.
The
comment:
"Sure
it
does
not
touch
our
pockets.
It
takes
our
money
before
it
gets
there".
56
China’s
New
Policy
on
Delocaliza?on
(11 June 2010)
57
The
Miracle
of
the
Divine
Intercep?on
(11 June 2010)
59
Doing
Away
With
Goalkeepers
(18 June 2010)
American
readers
will
have
to
accept
that
the
world
soccer
championships
are
simply
known
as
"The
World
Cup".
It's
an
innocent
retaliaDon
against
the
slightly
fl i p p a n t
u s a g e
o f
" W o r l d
Series".CompeDDon
is
fierce
at
the
world
cup
and
the
pressure
intense,
and
no
more
so
than
for
Italian
soccer
fans,
who,
aLer
all,
are
cheering
for
the
current
world
champions.The
Italian
team
is
not
much
to
write
home
about,
but
we
have
a
secret
weapon.
Yes,
you
guessed:
it's
the
Everpresent,
Burlesqueoni.
The
first
fan
complains
that
the
team
can't
wake
up
to
the
noDon
that
you
have
to
score
in
order
to
win
games.
But
his
colleague
replies:
not
to
worry.
I
know
for
sure
that
the
president
of
the
soccer
federaDon
asked
Berlusconi
to
ask
Qaddafi
to
ask
our
future
opponents,
as
an
excepDonal
m e a s u r e ,
t o
p l a y
w i t h o u t
a
goalkeeper.The
salvific
reference
to
Qaddafi
refers
to
the
fact
that
whenever
he
is
in
serious
trouble,
our
Leader
flies
to
Tripoli
to
seek
support
from
his
much
admired
buddy.
60
Il
Tri`co
del
Generale
(
24
June
2010)
Poerio
Press
managed
to
intercept
some
of
the
inner
thoughts
floaDng
around
during
the
wear‐and‐tear
interview
which
just
led
to
the
booDng
of
the
tough‐booted,
interview‐happy
commander.
NoDce
how,
in
the
third
intercepDon,
the
ever‐so‐shrewd
commander
managed
to
intercept
the
thoughts
of
the
enemy
‐oops,
of
the
commander‐in‐chief.
The
second
thought
intercepDon
is
a
handy
introducDon
to
a
soon‐to‐come
vignene
‐
an
arDst's
reconstrucDon
of
what
REALLY
precipitated
the
tough‐booted
general's
booDng.
61
The
Gucci
General
(24 June 2010)
62
Bertolaso
Steps
in
(25 June 20010)
The
World
Cup
is
truly
a
great
event:
for
example,
puny
Slovakia
can
happily
boot
out
the
reigning
world
champions.The
picture
portrays
two
perplexed
Italian
footballers
aLer
the
World
Cup
débâcle.
The
first
one
says:
"And
now
what?"But
his
companion
is
quick
to
console
him:
"Not
to
worry.
Now
that
we
are
clearly
an
emergency
in
a
great
event,
the
Football
FederaDon
will
be
absorbed
by
Bertolaso
who
will
take
care
of
everything".
AnenDve
observers
of
things
Italian
are
aware
that
in
cohort
with
the
everpresent
Burlesqueoni,
the
Civil
ProtecDon
Agency
and
his
boss,
Guido
Bertolaso,
have
managed
to
extend
their
pillaging
of
public
coffers
by
expanding
the
agency's
tradiDonal
p o s t‐ e m e rg e n c y
m a n d a t e
t o
anything
dubbed
as
"a
major
event"
(papal
visits
to
small
Italian
towns
are
also
included
in
this
category).
How
can
anyone
dispute
that
the
disgraced
naDonal
football
team
is
now
an
ideal
target
for
Bertolaso?
63
La
Fannulloneria
(26
June
2010)
64
The
G‐20
(29 June 2010)
Poerio
Press's
delighxul
wunderkinden
ponder
on
the
recently
(and
mercifully
concluded)
G‐20.
The
linle
girl
notes
that
the
G‐20
boys
ignored
peace,
e m p l o y m e n t ,
a n d
environmental
issues.
T h e
b oy,
eve r
t h e
darker
of
the
lot,
sadly
remarks
that
they
were
f a r
t o o
b u s y
N O T
dealing
with
banks
and
finance.
65
The
Prevalence
of
the
South
(3 July 2010)
66
Defense
Budgets
(7
July
2010)
Massimo
D'Alema,
the
former
italian
communist
party
wunderkind,
former
heir
of
the
same,
former
chieLain
of
several
incarnaDons
of
the
post‐communist
party,
former
prime
minister,
former
richelieu
of
the
present
DemocraDc
Party
and
currently
future
nobodyknows,
has
long
been
a
favourite
target
of
Poerio
Press.
Perhaps
because,
in
PP's
view,
he
tends
to
be
too
clever
by
half.In
his
metamorphosis
from
tenured
leader
of
the
comfortable
leL
to
iconoclasDc
signbearer
of
postmodern
poliDcal
thinking,
D'Alema
has
surpassed
himself.
Yesterday,
with
the
country
trying
to
absorb
a
savage
slashing
of
salaries,
pensions,
jobs,
educaDon
and
research
budgets
and
social
spending,
D'Alema
came
out
saying
that
"the
country
is
not
spending
enough
on
defense".The
two
street
ciDzens
in
t h e
v i g n e n e
b e l o w
c o m m e n t
t h i s
extraordinary
declaraDon:
"D'Alema
is
a
wise
person
‐
also
because
he
studied
for
free
when
the
state
was
spending
enough
on
educaDon,
too".
67
I
Poteri
For?
(12 July 2010)
(20 July 2010)
(30
July
2010)
The
Roman
emperor
Caligula,
not
a
great
fan
of
representaDve
insDtuDons,
is
well
known
for
having
made
his
horse
a
Senator.
Approximately
one
thousand
years
later,
we
may
have
a
reverse
situaDon.
Burlesqueoni,
affecDonally
referred
to
by
his
henchmen
as
"Cesare",
and
garbed
accordingly
in
this
Poerio
Press
rendering,
consults
with
his
main
consigliori,
the
celebrated
lawyer
Ghedinus.
"Ghedinus"
‐
he
asks,
"Can
a
four‐legged
animal
be
condemned
for
collusion
with
the
mafia
?"
"Of
course
not",
Ghedinus
promptly
answers."Fine
then",
concludes
Caligula‐Caesar‐
Burlesqueoni:
"I
shall
make
Senator
Dell'Utri
a
horse”.
Dell'Utri
is
one
of
B.'s
closest
confidants,
twice
condemned
for
mafia
and
waiDng
for
the
final
verdict
on
these
charges.
The
Poerio
Press
arDst
added
two
details
worthy
of
noDce.
The
scroll
in
Ghedinus's
hands
reads
"Mea
Lex,
Sed
Lex";
and
B.'s
chaussures
are
forged
in
the
fashion
of
the
riding
boots
that
earned
Caligula
his
70
name.
Deficit
AND
debt
(16 September 2010)
71
Sarkozy,
Berlusconi,
Hitler
berlusconi ha
entusiasticamente difeso
sarkozy e la sua politica di
(16
September
2010)
espulsione dei rom.
72
Cosi’
parlo’
Uolter
(18 September 2010)
73
As
Long
as
It’s
Not
in
The
Family
fini dice che se
viene fuori che
il cognato e' gran sospiro di
(25
September
2010)
sollievo di
un poco di
Readers
who
are
lucky
enough
not
to
buono si berlusconi, che di
reside
in
this
republic
increasingly
dimette. mangano, dell'utri
resembling
an
exoDc
fruit
plantaDon
may
e scajola non e'
ignore
that
the
issue
that
kept
the
nemmeno lontano
country
hostage
over
the
last
two
months
parente.
is
the
accusaDon
from
Burlesqueoni's
printed‐media
ronweilers
that
B.'s
most
insidious
poliDcal
foe,
Gianfranco
Fini,
may
have
let
his
companion's
brother
rent
(or
even
purchase)
a
Dny
apartment
in
Montecarlo
sold
by
the
party
that
Fini
led
at
the
Dme.
On
the
verge
of
being
buried
by
this
unheard‐of
scandal
(unheard
of
because
the
scandals
we
are
used
to
are
incommensurably
more
serious),
Fini
pledged
he
will
resign
if
it
is
proved
that
his
"brother‐in‐law"
lied
to
him
in
protesDng
he
does
not
own
the
place.Burlesqueoni
can
now
breath
a
huge
sigh
of
relief.
If
dirty
deals
with
brothers‐in‐law
are
the
new
standard
of
ethical
conduct,
he
has
nothing
to
fear:
the
scoundrels
he
has
been
associaDng
with
are
not
even
remotely
part
of
his
poerio press 2010
family.
74
Some
of
My
Best
Friends
are
Niggers
do we
(25
September
2010)
really nah, only
hate socialist
niggers? ones.
PoliDcal
incorrectness
is
one
of
t h e
d e l i c i o u s
o p D o n s
o f
underground
publishing
houses.
Here,
a
conversaDon
among
two
tea
party
acDvists
reveals
that
their
distaste
about
Obama
has
nothing
to
do
with
race,
but
only
with
the
fact
that
he
heads
an
odious
collecDvist
conspiracy.
75
Listen
Who’s
Talking
senti chi parla
(25
September
2010)
berlusconi
oh bella. ero
dice che non
convinto che
si fida piu' di
l'impresa l'avesse
fini perche'
completata lui
ha
stesso da tempo.
sputtanato
l'italia
In
a
gay
and
well‐appointed
brothel,
a
prosperous
sex
worker
and
her
disDnguished
client
indulge
in
small
talk
as
they
make
their
way
to
the
appointed
chambers
that
will
host
their
blissful
embrace.
She
says:
"Berlusconi
says
that
he
cannot
trust
Fini
any
more
because
he
ruined
the
c o u n t r y ' s
r e p u t a D o n "
( t h e
untranslatable
Italian
equivalent
is
m o r e
r e m i n i s c e n t
o f
b o rd e l l o
language).
The
well‐informed
client
quips:
"Strange.
I
thought
B.
himself
had
already
completed
this
task
a
long
Dme
ago".
poerio press 2010
76
Fiducia
(30
September
2010)
77
The
Imminent
New
Ring
6 ottobre 2010: gli industriali
romani domandano a gran voce
Road
in
Rome
un secondo grande raccordo
(6
October
2010)
anulare.
e noi ce ne
costruimo un
e adesso ci artro, e su
The
passenger
expresses
his
worry
vogliono quello vecchio
about
the
threat
of
turning
the
asphalt
anche far ce famo la
freeway
circling
the
Eternal
City
into
a
pagare i formula uno, ce
toll
road.
Meanwhile,
the
Roman
viaggi sul famo.
industrialists
(forgive
the
oxymoron)
raccordo.
are
clamouring
for
a
new,
bigger,
wider
one.
But
not
to
worry.
The
carefree
driver
responds
to
his
companion:
we'll
build
a
new
one,
and
we'll
use
the
old
one
for
grand
prix
r a c e s .
( O n e
o f
t h e
p r e s e n t
administraDon's
follies
is,
indeed,
to
have
a
grand
prix
race
in
Rome).Photo
courtesy
of
the
immortal
flick
"Il
Sorpasso",
by
Enore
Scola.
78
novembre 2010: uova marce anche contro la cgil
Ro]en
Eggs
(10
October
2010)
on
workers'
rights
(see
Poerio
Press,
19
June
2010)
.
The
reacDon
of
the
main
press
has
been
one
of
universal
condemnaDon
of
these
repulsive
acts
of
violence
verging
on
terrorism
and
smacking
of
fascist
violence.Poerio
Press
tries
to
imagine
what
kind
of
Dtle
would
be
used
if
the
same
vile
aggression
were
to
be
perpetrated
against
the
leL‐leaning
CGIL.
"Heinous
fascist
anack,
like
the
last
Dme?"
proposes
a
naive
young
stringer.
"You
must
be
out
of
your
mind",
his
more
poerio press 2010
79
Bombs
and
Terrorism
ma babbino, sai che la
non eravamo nato ci ha
(12
October
2010)
noi che dato il
dovevamo permesso di
arginare il mettere le
terrorismo? bombe sugli
A
quick,
albeit
fairly
strange,
aerei?
response
by
the
government
to
t h e
d e at h
o f
fo u r
I ta l i a n
servicemen
in
Afghanistan
has
been
to
ask
Nato
permission
to
store
bombs
in
the
(four)
military
p l a n e s
s t a D o n e d
i n
t h a t
wretched
land.
The
response
has
been
immediate
and
affirmaDve.
Dad
proudly
announces
the
news
to
his
son
bent
on
surveying
possible
Al
Queda
anacks
from
the
sea,
who
responds
with
a
certai n
amo u nt
o f
can d i d
scepDcism.
"Bombs
on
planes?
‐
he
says‐but
Dad,
weren't
we
the
ones
who
were
supposed
to
contain
terrorist
acts?"
poerio press 2010
80
Poerio
Press
on
Afghanistan
(17
October
2010)
with you in
afganistan
untill the hasta la
It
did
not
take
an
awful
lot
of
victory victoria,
final. siempre!
persuading
to
convince
the
Italian
Minister
of
Defense
(the
taliban‐
looking
chap
on
the
leL)
to
re‐muster
total
commitment
to
the
Afghan
mission,
slightly
shaken
aLer
four
of
his
countrymen
were
blown
up
in
an
ambush.
Poerio
Press
imagines
a
gallant
Petraeus,
moved
by
such
devoDon,
launching
himself
into
the
only
laDno‐sounding
phrase
he
remembers,
confident
it
will
sit
well
with
his
obliging
underling.
The
phrase,
of
course,
is
by
Ernesto
Guevara,
and
his
last
one
before
leaving
for
an
ill‐fated
military
expediDon
in
a
distant
and
hosDle
land.
81
Same
Tea,
Same
Chair
(18
October
2010)
Only
older
people
indigenous
to
the
Poerio
Press
host
country
will
get
this
one
right
away.
But
younger
Italians
all
know
English,
anyway,
and
may
also
like
this
story.More
than
fourscore
years
ago,
a
popular
poli?car?st
not
very
sympathe?c
to
the
leg
drew
a
cartoon
that
really
hit
the
town.
It
portrayed
Enrico
Berlinguer,
the
adored
leader
of
the
Italian
Communist
Party,
si=ng
in
his
favourite
armchair
and
sipping
tea
under
a
portrait
of
Karl
Marx.
The
cartoon
was
meant
to
chas?se
Berlinguer
for
not
a]ending
a
massive
metalworkers'
rally
threatening
a
huge
na?onal
strike,
thus
celebra?ng
the
"bourgeoisiza?on"
of
the
biggest
communist
party
outside
the
Soviet
Union.In
Poerio
Press's
view,
33
years
later
history
repeats
itself.
On
16
October
of
this
year
Pierluigi
Bersani,
the
head
of
the
center‐leg
party
which
incorporates
the
remains
of
what
once
was
the
Italian
communist
party,
also
refused
to
a]end
a
massive
metalworkers'
rally
threatening
a
na?onal
strike.
The
reason
is
the
same
as
33
years
ago:
his
party
is
nego?a?ng
a
coali?on
with
moderate
poli?cal
forces
who
do
not
like
rallies,
militant
and
aggressive
unions,
and
red
flags.
The
only
major
change
is
that
Karl
Marx's
portrait
has
disappeared,
and
that
Bersani's
face
is
completely
blank.One
of
Poerio
Press's
rich
re?nue
of
in‐house
ar?sts
decided
to
capture
the
scene
and
offer
it
to
our
readers,
side
by
side
with
the
original
1977
cartoon.
1977
2010
82
Bunga
Bunga
(2
November
2010)
83
Going
to
the
Quirinale
(8
November
2010)
It
is
no
wonder,
given
r e c e n t
s c a n d a l o u s
revelaDons,
that
many
of
P o e r i o
P r e s s ' s
wunderkinder
are
quite
worried
about
the
prospect
of
Burlesqueoni
"going
to
the
Quirinale",
i.e.
ge`ng
elected
president
of
the
Republic.
However,
the
linle
chap
on
the
right
has
a
plan.
He
says:
"
Let's
do
it
this
way.
He
GOES
to
the
Quirinale
just
this
once
‐
to
resign.
And
that's
it".
(Graphics:
Poerio
Press.
S o L w a r e :
S ke t c h b o o k
( i m a g e s ) ; C o m i c
L i f e
(cartoons)).
84
noi
ho trovato la indichiamo un
Winning
Tac?cs
maniera per candidato di
fregare la partito, e
destra. poi
(15
November
2010)
quell'altro
vince alla
grande.
Exactly
as
it
happened
previously
in
Puglia
and
in
F l o r e n c e ,
t h e
I t a l i a n
DemocraDc
Party's
official
candidate
in
Milan
lost
local
primaries
to
an
unendorsed
opponent.
Apparently,
the
party's
undisciplined
rank
and
file
tend
to
vote
for
somebody
other
than
the
one
the
party
tells
them
to
vote
for.
But
never
mind,
reasons
the
PD
secretary.
"I
finally
found
a
way
to
beat
the
right;
we
pick
a
guy,
and
then
the
other
one
wins
by
a
landslide".
primarie pd a milano
85
poerio press 2010
Poli?cal
Stability
and
Steadfast
Ministers
86
Selling
Assets
in
Hard
Times
(18
November
2010)
87
The
Italian
Tea
Party
(20
November
2010)
il problema
dell'italia
cattolica che
lavora e' che pende
Americans
who
want
to
know
more
about
dalle labbra di uno
their
future
should
take
a
bener
look
at
che va a puttane,
this
country.
Here,
the
Tea
Party
has
been
bossi ammonisce non ha mai lavorato
i n
p o we r
fo r
ye a rs .
I t
i s
ca l l e d
che l'italia non in vita sua, crede
“Movimento
per
l’Indipendenza
della
tollerera' un nel dio po e nel
Padania”.
It's
the
only
party
in
clear
governo tecnico. tempo libero fa
ascendancy;
its
supporters
are
racist
eleggere i figli
rednecks
and
bluenecks
who
despise
their
consiglieri
regionali.
own
Washington
(Rome),
hate
the
foreign
workers
they
import
to
work
for
them
like
slaves,
think
that
state
taxaDon
is
robbery
and
love
colorful
shirts
and
banners,
hunDng,
guns,
God
and
family.
Its
boss‐
for‐life
is
an
unbelievable
character
called
Umberto
Bossi
(see
balloons
below),
and
he
can’t
wait
for
new
elecDons.
The
conversaDon
between
our
Poerio
Press
newspaper
readers:“Big
Dtle:
Bossi
warns
that
Italy
will
not
stomach
a
transiDon
government”.“The
problem
of
this
honest
and
catholic
country
is
that
it
hangs
from
the
lips
of
a
character
who
patronizes
whores,
never
worked
in
his
life,
believes
in
the
Po
God
and
in
his
free
Dme
gets
his
sons
elected
to
regional
parliaments.
poerio press 2010
88
my problem is
that i have
absolutely no
convictions.
i think.
A White House Predicament
Will
the
Obama
we
all
sDll
love
find
the
inner
strength
to
stand
up
to
the
bad
guys?
Given
the
fact
that
"
the
markets"
have
become
the
masters
of
individuals
and
enDre
countries
alike,
it
is
likely
that
they
will
become
the
nightmare
monsters
of
a
new
generaDon
of
percepDve
and
sensiDve
children.
Here's
one
of
them,
trying
to
get
back
to
sleep
with
the
help
of
a
rather
perplexed
father.Graphic
tools:
Sketchbook
soLware.
Balloons:
Comic
Life
soLware.
At
the
drawing
board:
Poerio
Press.
i nuovi orchi
90
Mariastella
Gelmini
(24
November
2010)
91
Mariastella
Gelmini
(24
November
2010)