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Mark Rylance on why theatre
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‘Johnny Depp
is a very loving,
very sensitive,
trustworthy
person’
Mark Rylance tells Kevin Maher why theatre
must adapt to survive, how movie sets are turning
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into laboratories — and why he’s on Team Depp
ark Rylance Right: Mark Rylance disappointment and heartbroken
doesn’t mess with Johnny Depp, his stares, from an actor in the middle
around. We’re co-star in the new of a late-career renaissance. It’s a
barely three film Waiting for role that’s equal to his recent run
minutes into the Barbarians of winners in Wolf Hall, The BFG
our chat and and Bridge of Spies, and reminds you
the 60-year-old why his schedule is crammed with
theatrical forthcoming work from Terrence
heavyweight and Oscar-winning Malick, Aaron Sorkin and (again)
actor has already worked through Steven Spielberg. “I am thrilled by
the relativism of evil, the nature of the directors who want to work with is that it looks lik
like you’re
’ trying to distancing) and was deeply energised
imperialism and the internal workings me now, but I don’t know about that,” be holier-than-thou, whereas I’m by their enthusiasm for cinema (“We
of Hitler’s mind. he says, bashfully, when the idea of just as much a part of all these things stayed up till 2am talking about the
We’re ostensibly talking about a renaissance is mooted. as anyone”). But he’s also a hoot. On great film-makers of the world”). And
Rylance’s new role as the ruling (and He’s frank about Waiting for the turning 60 and getting his first bus even though theatre, his first and
unnamed) magistrate of a far-flung Barbarians, however, and wishes it pass, for instance, he says, chuckling, greatest love, is being threatened with
desert outpost in a big screen could’ve been longer (the original cut “Oh man, when you get that free destruction by Covid restrictions, he
adaptation of JM Coetzee’s novel was more than 170 minutes, but it was bus pass and you take a ride for the predicts an eventual emergence of a
Waiting for the Barbarians when he chopped down to under two hours first time on a train or a bus and smaller, independent, even roaming,
begins to reflect on the issue of because of commercial concerns), and you realise that that whole system is theatre scene.
sympathetic characters. “I think what hopes that it’s clear that his character free to you it’s an incredible feeling. “I guess my hopes are that some
I try to do is believe as a character that isn’t perceived as the “good guy” (it’s You feel rich!” of these big old structures about how
I’m doing good,” he says. “I imagine clear that he’s not, but just not as bad Or on working, pre-lockdown, you create theatre are going to
Hitler even believed that he was doing as Depp’s character). with the West Wing writer Sorkin collapse and the fleeter smaller boats,
good. That he was doing the best On the subject of Depp, Rylance is on the latter’s movie The Trial of the so to speak, are going to flourish and
possible thing in that given situation. profoundly supportive and not at all Chicago 7, he says, again giggling, bring forth new content,” he says.
“The magistrate too is presented convinced by the accusations of “Aaron is a superb writer, and that’s “Because it does seem like there’s
in the way that we, as a nation, think domestic violence from Depp’s ex-wife his master-craft, so he’s very particular a hell of a lot of waste, and the
we did good in India, and we think Amber Heard that resurfaced in the about his script. So he would come freelancers, especially in the theatre
we did good in Kenya. We think that recent libel case at the High Court in up to me, just before they’re about community, are out on our own.
we gave them systems and some kind London. “My impression of him was to shout, ‘Action!’, and say quietly, “Seventy two per cent of the theatre
of benefit. But the film is challenging a very loving and very sensitive and ‘Oh, and by the way, I think you’ll community has received no support at
that idea.” very trustworthy person,” he says. find that it’s a comma after that all [during the pandemic]. You see that
The film, first of all, is allegorical. It “Intensely, intensely shy. You know? particular word, rather than a colon, all the money goes to this 28 per cent
takes place in the early 20th century Like Daniel Day-Lewis and so many and you’ll find that it will help you. of permanent staff and the buildings.
in a vaguely Middle Eastern (yet again great actors are. The accusations that Thank you.’ Action! Hahahahaha! That just wasn’t the way that the
unnamed) setting and tries to illustrate were around at the time we were Now that’s specific.” theatre worked in the 1980s when I
the inevitability of colonial conflict
through the fearsome presence of
Everyone making the film were of physical
violence. And he obviously denied this
We’ve spoken before about suffering,
and about how losing his beloved
joined up; that wasn’t the way that so
many young artists found their feet
an army interrogator called Colonel in suits and I found his denial completely stepdaughter Nataasha (she died of and came forward.”
Joll (a chilling Johnny Depp). Against believable. It didn’t seem to be part a brain haemorrhage) in 2012 had He has been thinking about the
the backdrop of brutalities committed and masks of his character at all.” The High made him dwell on the “pointlessness continuing shift in working habits and
by Joll (he viciously aggravates the
local nomadic peoples — aka on film Court heard evidence from Depp and
Heard and its judgment is awaited.
of things.” Yet today Rylance is a
different beast and suffused, it seems,
the move away from city centres,
which would bring life back to “the
“Barbarians” — into all-out war),
Rylance’s taciturn and bookish
sets Rylance is great fun. Yes, he talks
seriously about imperialism, and yes
even despite the global pandemic,
with optimism. He has just finished
old touring circuits. When you had a
successful show in the past you moved
magistrate is eminently sympathetic.
It’s another beautifully modulated
sounds he’s a committed activist who’s
passionate about tackling climate
shooting a student movie, for instance,
with a bunch of undergrad film junkies
around with it, you didn’t expect
people to come to you. So is that going
turn, punctuated by soft sighs of like hell change (“The difficulty with activism (they wore masks, there was some to be part of the future? Well, as soon
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Left: Mark Rylance. Above, from top: in Waiting for the Barbarians; in Jerusalem
as the producers start getting signs won his first Olivier nomination in character in western culture is the
that the public is feeling confident 1983 for the RSC’s production of Arden ultimate countercasting coup
about coming back into enclosed of Faversham (Rylance changed his (sympathy for the Devil?), although he
spaces and sitting together to hear a name because another Mark Waters admits that his version of Satan isn’t
play, I’m going to be out on the road was already registered with Equity). quite horns, hooves and hellfire.
with Jerusalem.” He was the artistic director of “I have to convince Christ that he’s
The theatre talk is motivating and Shakespeare’s Globe for ten years, terribly wrong in what he’s trying to
he admits that not being able to act on beginning in 1995, and although he do, just wasting his time,” he says. “I’m
Mark Rylance in stage was the one thing that troubled admitted envious moments when like a dear friend who’s intelligent and
Waiting for the him in the otherwise easygoing witnessing his peers hit Tinseltown very loving and my task is to lift
Barbarians lockdown that he spent with his wife, Christ. But then he’s the most difficult
the composer and playwright Claire person in history to convince because
van Kampen (they met in 1987 at the of the selflessness there.”
National Theatre, naturally), in their There’s a slew of other forthcoming
home in Herne Hill, south London. There is soul in movies, including a golfing comedy
He adds that, in the great continuing
theatre v film debate, “if cinemas all cinema — but (The Fantastic Flitcrofts), a gangster
tale (The Outfit) and a Spielberg drama
close up I won’t be that upset. When I
go out I want to go to something live. I
it isn’t in the (The Kidnapping of Edgardo Mortara).
None of these films has started
want to have the soul of the person in
the room. And though there is soul in
room with you shooting because of Covid delays.
Rylance worries that if they return
film, it isn’t in the room with you. At a pay dirt (his was the class of Kenneth with excessive health restrictions (he
great play, opera or piece of live music Branagh, Gary Oldman and Daniel has heard worrying reports of sets
there is a collective consciousness, in Day-Lewis), a career on-screen was where crew members wear protective
my experience, that’s in the room. It’s never a paramount consideration. suits and actors are isolated from one
different than cinema.” Then he was offered Wolf Hall on TV, another under strict supervision), it
Theatre is what saved him. The son Spielberg saw him in a production of might be the end of his new and
of two English teachers, Anne and Twelfth Night and cast him in Bridge improved film career.
David Waters, who moved from Kent of Spies and the rest is the history of a “That sounds like hell,” he says,
to Connecticut in 1962, then to reluctant, successful and exceptionally half-chuckling in horror. “Everyone
Wisconsin in 1969 (to work at the talented screen actor. in suits and masks? And not working
University School of Milwaukee), His most recent movie role, together? It’s always been about
Rylance had a difficult childhood and completed before lockdown, is that of community for me. It’s the fun of
directionless adolescence that was the tempting, taunting Satan opposite being with other people. And if it
rescued by summer trips to the Royal the Hungarian Geza Rohrig as Jesus becomes a laboratory experiment,
Shakespeare Company in Stratford Christ in Malick’s The Last Planet. then it’s not for me.”
(“I was boundary-less, and acting gave Deploying Rylance, with that soft Waiting for the Barbarians is
From top: with Tom Hanks in Steven Spielberg’s Bridge of Spies; me focus”). He moved back to England vocal cadence and those sad, crinkly available on Amazon, Apple, Google
as Thomas Cromwell in the BBC’s dramatisation of Wolf Hall in the late 1970s to study at Rada and eyes, to play the most villainous and Sky from Monday
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says Kevin Maher by all living things. It surrounds us
and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy
together. OK, OK, it’s the force. But
oor Mulan. All she Mulan doesn’t have a lightsaber. She
wants to do is ride horses has a sword. So there!
and kick ass and prove, The steals, the changes and the
as she did in the 1998 Chinese triumphalism might have
classic cartoon original, gone unnoticed if the movie had been
that she’s every bit as directed with any semblance of formal
good as, if not better or stylistic coherence. Yet the
than, the boys. She director Niki Caro (Whale Rider)
wants to flee from the matrimonial has created a pick’n’mix vision that
commitments of provincial life in bounces between MGM musical
imperial China, join the army (some opening multicoloured village
(disguised as a man), improve her shtick), David Lean epic (a wide shot
fighting skills, win the respect of her of Xian Lang emerging from the
comrades and defend the wise old desert), Hong Kong chop-socky
emperor from attack by the dreaded action flick (a mid-movie fight
marauding Huns. scene simply lands into the action,
She is a heroine for our times, Liu Yifei as Mulan for instance, was the barrel-chested is still running from home and fighting apropos of nothing) and even, as
handed to Disney on a 22-year-old army captain Li Shang, and one of the in disguise, only this time the evil our protagonists move through a
platter that required nothing but sweet narrative eddies of that version nomadic villain, Bori Khan (Jason burnt-out village, a strange homage
a lick of paint and a couple of extras involved Mulan achieving dominance Scott Lee, at the limits of his abilities, to the shadowy frames of the Justice
on horseback to produce an iconic Mulan over the captain in the physical and on the verge of Bori Khan’t), has been League director Zack Snyder.
blockbuster for the ages, and one that 12A, 115min romantic realms. joined by a female villain, the witch It all costs money, of course. And
might have wiped from memory all {{((( Not so fast, say the rebooters, who Xian Lang, played by Gong Li who one of the biggest talking points
the shiver-inducing flashes of the have axed the character because, delivers, admittedly, the film’s one around the movie has been the hefty
recent live-action remake atrocities according to an official statement, credible performance. price tag and how, finally, praise
Dumbo and Aladdin. “having a commanding officer that is Xian Lang, however, has no the lord, Caro has become the first
Instead, this Mulan, blankly played also the sexual love interest was very dramatic function, other than being woman to direct a truly mega-budget
by Liu Yifei, is thrust into a wildly uncomfortable and we didn’t think a woman in a movie about women blockbuster (more expensive, even,
expensive (the budget is rumoured to it was appropriate”. that’s so clueless about what it wants than Wonder Woman). The victory,
be well over $200 million) and The captain has been replaced by to say, and so terrified about offending inevitably, is pyrrhic. For Mulan has
structurally calamitous reboot that’s a drippy fellow recruit called Chen anyone by saying it, that it reduces only shown us what we’ve known all
straining at the seams to appeal Honghui (Yoson An), who briefly her to an irrational grab bag of dopey along. That women are every bit as
simultaneously to the censors in sparks with Mulan but is more magical powers (she inexplicably good as the boys, and that like their
Beijing (China is the primary target interested in comradeship, national shape-shifts at all the wrong moments) male predecessors (I’m thinking here
demographic), the bean counters unity and celebrating the martial and a secret yearning to find “a place of the men who directed The Lone
in Tinseltown and the online power of the great Chinese empire. where she’s accepted for what she Ranger, Jack the Giant Slayer and
gatekeepers who increasingly act as a In a very appropriate way. is”. You see, kids? Toleration of Tomorrowland), they too can make
corrective to the politically indelicate Elsewhere the additions and difference. That’s today’s lesson. It’s a mess of a $200 million movie.
storytelling instincts of film-makers. subtractions are as clunking and as if Darth Vader had suddenly Mulan is available on Disney+
Mulan’s love interest in the cartoon, illogical as they are predictable. Mulan revealed, sotto voce, that he was for £19.99
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says Ed Potton that throws Stéphane into conflict
with the community’s Islamic leaders,
its criminal gangs, its opportunistic
n this listless franchise reboot, delinquents and, eventually, with his
a fresh batch of would-be X-Men police comrades.
are imprisoned in an institution Ladj Ly was the find of last year’s
by a sinister woman while they Cannes festival, where he won the
learn to control their demons. jury prize. He orchestrates the
You could call it One Flew Over mayhem with remarkable aplomb. KM
the Mutant’s Nest if it had an In cinemas
ounce of wit or personality.
What we actually get is a combination
of splashy horror and turgid teenage
soap as our angsty charges, supervised
with ferocious blankness by Dr Reyes Waiting for the
(Alice Braga from City of God, failing Barbarians
to channel Nurse Ratched), shuffle 15, 114min
through their superhero puberty. {{{((
Directed by Josh Boone, who made
the adolescent cancer flick The Fault in A sweetly empathetic turn from Mark
Our Stars, the film uses mutants to Rylance and career-high
explore an exhausting list of issues: cinematography from Chris Menges
depression, inclusivity, homosexuality, (The Mission) are reasons enough to
self-harm, child abuse, racism and see this lavish adaptation of JM
predatory priests. Which is admirable, Coetzee’s 1980 novel about the ills of
especially in a Disney movie, but imperialism. Rylance is a kindly,
rather depends on having characters intellectually curious European
who engage. Instead we have Danielle magistrate (unnamed) in a desert
Moonstar, a Native American mutant Horror show: Maisie Williams, Henry Zaga, Blu Hunt, Charlie Heaton and Anya Taylor-Joy outpost (also unnamed, but shot in
who hasn’t exhibited any powers yet Morocco) at the turn of the 20th
beyond the ability to make you yawn, rebellious charges. Perhaps she’s just pop up the collar of his polo shirt and century. He treats the locals with
and the drippy Rahne, played by knackered — she doesn’t appear to snigger like Beavis and Butthead. benevolent paternalism and enjoys
Maisie Williams from Game of have any staff to help her. The New There are bright spots. We get some scholarly study and occasional
Thrones with a boyish crop and a At least the producers have Mutants creepy eyeless bogeymen — voiced by romantic trysts until the arrival of
Scottish accent — think an emo preserved the “ethnic authenticity” of 15, 94min Marilyn Manson, no less — while the vicious army interrogator, Colonel
Jimmy Krankie. Charlie Heaton, aka the Moonstar role by casting Blu {{((( Anya Taylor-Joy, star of the recent Joll (Johnny Depp, chilling).
the awkward older brother in Stranger Hunt, a Native American actress. They Emma adaptation, has much fun with Locals are brutalised by Joll and his
Things, is wasted as a Deep Southern did less well on that front with Illyana Rasputin. A sardonic Russian henchman, ably played by Robert
dullard who can fly through walls. Sunspot, a fire-spouting dude who is mass-murderer who can turn her arm Pattinson, and all-out war is imminent.
The result is a movie with all the African-Brazilian in the comics, but into a lightsaber and communicates It’s powerfully familiar and impeccably
dramatic tension of a hospital waiting played here by the light-skinned through a dragon glove puppet, she is acted, yet the lack of historical
room where the coffee machine is out Brazilian Henry Zaga. Surely it was by some distance the most interesting specificity can feel artificial, especially
of order. How it could have done with more important to get the character’s character. “I wanna marry that girl,” when compared to the realism of the
James McAvoy’s Professor X, who was ethnicity right than his nationality, Sunspot coos. Who can blame him? performances and the naturalism of
in early versions of the script. Braga’s especially given that he doesn’t have Sadly, the rest of these mutants are as Menges’s imagery. KM
Dr Reyes seems spectacularly any dialogue in Portuguese. All he’s outlandish as ready-salted crisps. Apple, Google, Amazon and Sky,
uninterested in her increasingly required to do is waggle his muscles, On general release in cinemas from September 7
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Will Hodgkinson Dealing with the death of his
daughter aged 24 in 2019 has,
tragically, put the Bristolian back into
hile David the realm of pure inspiration. These
Bowie is songs capture deep suffering, from
known as the cello and piano on Hate This Pain
the ultimate to the singer Marta Zlakowska
glam-rock whispering how it “hurts to feel”
icon, the over a lazy beat on Thinking Of.
crown Sparse, atmospheric and moving,
really this is an album on which Tricky
belongs to another, less celebrated but returns to the trip-hop style with
equally colourful figure. With T. Rex, which he made his name, and
Marc Bolan came up with the perfect reconfirms his status as an important
formula: take the most basic Chuck artist whose building blocks are
Berry and Howlin’ Wolf riffs, apply to raw emotion.
them words that made no sense but
were brilliantly evocative, and channel
it through a strutting, peacock-like
persona that went beyond the
masculine or the feminine and into Soundwalk
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the realms of pure exhibitionism. It Collective
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made Bolan, if only for a brief period with
in the early Seventies, the biggest
teenage sensation since the Beatles. Patti
Bolan claimed he was always a star, Smith
even if only of three streets in London.
Born Marc Feld, the son of a Jewish Peradamm
lorry driver from Stoke Newington, aged 29 when the Mini driven by his choice of songs and collaborators. The Bella Union
Bolan got his first taste of fame aged 15 pop girlfriend, Gloria Jones, smashed into colourful Tennessee pop star Kesha {{(((
after Town magazine profiled him in a Various artists a tree in Barnes, southwest London in reveals her inner rocker with a gutsy When you find nd out
1962 article about mods, in which he 1977 — that so many have signed up take on Children of the Revolution and that Patti Smith’s
mith’s new album is a
expressed disdain for the herd — “the Angelheaded for this long-overdue tribute album. U2 join Elton John for a spirited, fun treatise on the French writer René
stuff that half the haddocks you see Hipster: The It was put together by the American rendition of Get It On. Elsewhere there Daumal’s Mount Analogue: A Novel of
around wearing I was wearing years producer Hal Willner, shortly before are obscurities from Bolan’s hippy Symbolically Authentic Non-Euclidean
ago” — before proclaiming support for
Songs of Marc his death in April. The album serves period such as Scenescof, a gentle Adventures in Mountain Climbing,
the Conservatives for a simple reason: Bolan & T Rex as a showcase for Bolan’s songwriting, affair rendered sympathetically by you could be forgiven for having
“They’re for the rich.” BMG which is somehow deeply eccentric the cult alternative folkie Devendra a sinking feeling.
However, Bolan saw which way the {{{{( and totally accessible. Banhart, which makes sense when you Smith, above, is never less than
wind was blowing and a few years later “Mild-mouthed Rita, she’s a Chevy realise that Banhart not only sounds pioneering and poetic, but hearing
relaunched himself as the Tolkien- Chase cheetah, loves everyone,” sings like Bolan, he looks a bit like him too. her intone lines such as “into a blind
quoting, tarot card-studying, squat- Perry Farrell in a superb Rock On; Some interpretations work better darkness go those dedicated to not
living hippy of Tyrannosaurus Rex. lyrics that are pure nonsense yet than others. Some serve only to knowing” over abstract sound art
Perhaps carried away with the spirit charming with it. “I was dancing when highlight the magic of the originals; on her third collaboration with the
of the times, he even claimed that he I was ahhh,” sings Nick Cave on a others take the songs into places they Soundwalk Collective is a stretch,
lived for a spell in a tree in France delicate version of Cosmic Dancer. It shouldn’t have gone. Overall, though, even if the elegant sitar of Anoushka
with a wizard who ate cats. Essential tracks sounds profound and moving, even this effervescent and respectful album Shankar provides respite on
Superstardom was inevitable. Our critics’ pick of the if it means nothing whatsoever. is a fitting tribute to a corkscrew- Knowledge of the Self. No doubt this is
It is a tribute to the affection and best music this week at Willner has taken a broad approach haired superstar who, by his own intellectually worthwhile, but it is also
respect given to Bolan — who died thetimes.co.uk/arts to honouring Bolan, through his description, was born to boogie. deadly serious and pretty hard going.
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Gold Record
ang Lang stretched out on a church. Twelve days later, studio keeping the show on the road. At the Drag City
closed piano lid; Lang Lang classical sessions in Berlin began, finishing speedometer’s other end, Leipzig’s {{{{(
sitting with a score of Bach’s shortly before Germany’s national Variation 23 is impetuous, juddering
Goldberg Variations over his Lang Lang Covid-19 lockdown started. The core to a halt at the end. Textures in After two decades as Smog, American
head. Such are some of the Bach: Goldberg interpretation, partly reflecting the Berlin’s studio rendition, 11 seconds indie rock’s answer to Leonard Cohen
26 images of the superstar scattered Variations spry manner of today’s baroque longer, are clearer, but excitement has reverted to using his real name
throughout this luxury album, at Deutsche Grammophon specialists, is the same. What differs and drama are reduced. just as his songwriting has taken
least in its physical form. Luckily, {{{{( is the interpretation’s delivery. Berlin would always win a contest a gentler turn.
once Lang, right, plays his instrument, t, As you might expect, the live for simple clarity of sound. Yet Formerly known for caustic
silly showmanship is forgotten. Bach performance, caught in a single take
perfo Leipzig’s ambience brings atmosphere misanthropy — I Break Horses warned
has brought out the mature artist in a hallowed Bach space, is more and personality, and helps Lang Lang of his ability to crush his girlfriends’
in him before, and by choosing to spontaneous and compelling than
spo to give a unified performance, flowing spirits — Bill Callahan is now
play one of the composer’s biggest the performance stitched together
th naturally despite the variations’ capturing warmth and sympathy
glories it’s as though the pianist is ffrom multiple takes. contrasts in mood and mode of attack. through narrative storytelling, from
announcing to the world that at the Take the opening aria, the Playing live, Lang Lang indeed shows the limousine driver giving newlyweds
age of 38, and now married, he has rreflective and decorative theme himself a mature and individual advice on Pigeons to the beautiful love
finally grown up. ffor the 30 variations that follow. performer, fully engaged with song Let’s Move to the Country, on
Indeed, to show that he’s doubly Studio Lang Lang polishes and
S Bach’s genius. which he claims, “My travels are over.”
serious he performs the Goldberg inspects its notes in such a leisurely
in Studio Lang Lang just has to stop That seems highly unlikely. There
Variations twice. On March 5 he fashion that the music almost loses
fash tinkering, even stop thinking, in order is a sense, though, of solace, even
was recorded in concert at the shape. Live Lang Lang, very slightly
shap to come level. contentment, in these ten witty,
Thomaskirche, Leipzig, Bach’s own faster, manages to polish while still
faste Geoff Brown perfectly formed country-rock songs.
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magisterially. Tennant is clearly a
bit overawed and keeps referring to
himself as “one” as if he thinks he’s
t’s hard to summarise Joe Rogan. the Queen too.
You probably have to start by podcasts Air-kissing aside, it’s a good
saying that he’s possibly one of interview. Dench’s anecdotes about
the most influential people alive, The Joe Rogan her early days in the theatre have
thanks to the popularity of Experience been worn to a fine polish and also
his chat show podcast The Joe {{{{( make much more sense when you
Rogan Experience, which was realise that you just have to add the
downloaded 200 million times David Tennant most famous surname you can think
each month last year. Then you have of whenever she refers to someone
to say he’s the most highly paid Does a Podcast by their first name. So her friend
broadcaster in history (he earned with Judi Dench Trevor is Trevor Nunn, her friend
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week his podcast moved exclusively Dench speaks movingly about her
to Spotify in a $100 million deal. husband’s death. No, she never will
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of Rogan, the chaotic, fanatically America And she still half expects him to
curious, conspiracy-obsessed, {{{(( walk through the door at any
hench, pot-smoking, woke-baiting moment. It’s heart-wrenching.
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understanding of the modern world worship an owl god (Rogan is very go FiveThirtyEight
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knowledge of Rogan. The celebrated weakness of the human little toe for in-depth
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episodes among his fans are the (“a bitch-ass little limb”). Everything to the recent episode on
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reflection of our age, for good and ill.
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America is for blowing
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with Rogan’s friend and fellow
comedian Duncan Trussell. It’s more
Rogan is Judi Dench. David Tennant’s
interview with her is as decorous and
is a reflection enter here. Hosted by the former
Obama aides Jon Favreau, Jon
than four hours long (Rogan isn’t into
brevity) and is manically, compulsively,
scrupulously polite as Rogan is manic
and brash. And yes, I’m afraid it is
of our age, for Lovett, Dan Pfeiffer and Tommy
Vietor, it is angry, funny, liberal
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all. With the shortage of social Given that Piper created this series
{{{{( housing you would think that if she with Lucy Prebble and it seems at least
were giving you first dibs on a four- partly autobiographical (which both
on’t judge me, but I bedroom house 20 minutes’ walk from have denied), if I were one of her
always assumed that the Shard you would be there like a ex-husbands I would be feeling uneasy.
being a housing ferret up a trouser leg. But no; “Dave” Cob looks down on her showbiz
officer for a local missed his 11am appointment and career while enjoying the big house
council would be when Debbie called him he was asleep and the money it brings in. “I pay for
quite boring. But in bed. So it went to Selina, a mother everything in this house, even your
oh dear lord, no. of four, who looked thrilled. PhD,” she screamed. Now he seems to
In Council House You could have cried for Sarah, want her to pretend that Carter, the
Britain, when they weren’t dealing searching for a new flat, but unable showrunner Suzie was having an affair
with hoarders or cockroach to afford anything on her monthly with, forced himself on her. Nice. The
infestations, they were trying to salary of £1,200. She was in the old episodes are short yet lean and
persuade a man on the first floor not predicament of wanting to work, but densely packed, like a middleweight
to imperil his life by repeatedly being better off if she didn’t because boxer. Not a relaxing comedy, but a
entering his home via a wobbly ladder then the council would have to do Housing officer Charmain is the star of Council House Britain compelling one.
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MindGames
Backgammon Chris Bray Codeword No 4059 Train Tracks No 1114
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7.5 and a beginner will be well into
How do you know how good you double figures.
are at backgammon? Until the The very best players in the
mid-1990s you had your opinion, world can consistently achieve a
the opinions of your peers and hard PR of around 2.0, but now we are
evidence such as tournaments won talking about around 20 players at
or money banked. Backgammon the most. A PR of 2.5 or below is de-
players are notorious for having in- fined as World Champion stan-
flated opinions of themselves, but dard. Anyone playing at that level
the other two measures were has a deep understanding of the
reasonable. game and will make very few blun-
That all changed with the advent ders. Such a person will be able to
of computers, and particularly Ex- concentrate intensely for long peri-
treme Gammon (XG). Now we ods of time.
have an accurate measure of skill, It is now common in team
and that is known as Performance matches for points to be awarded,
Rating (PR). A player’s PR is a not only for winning the match it-
measure of the number and size of self, but also for having a better PR
errors that he or she makes when than your opponent. This was the
playing the game. A PR of zero format used in the recent UK v
would indicate perfect play, some- USA match of which we will hear
body who makes no mistakes. Sad- more in subsequent columns.
ly, there is no such creature; the Irrespective of your skill there
game is too difficult for that. will be days when things just do not Lay tracks to enable the train to travel from village A to village
The target for the majority of go your way. This week’s position is B. The numbers indicate how many sections of rail go in each
players is to achieve a PR of under taken from the UK v USA match. row and column. There are only straight rails and curved rails.
4.0 which is defined as World Class Black was Steve Sax, White was The track cannot cross itself.
standard. I would estimate there your columnist and this was a one
are fewer than 250 people in the point match.
world who can consistently play You can imagine my glee when Win a Dictionary & Thesaurus
under 4.0. On this scale a good in- Steve rolled double fives!
Fill the grid so
that every
column, every
row and every
3x2 box contains
Every letter in this crossword-style grid has been substituted for a number from 1
the digits 1 to 6
to 26. Each letter of the alphabet appears in the grid at least once. Use the letters
already provided to work out the identity of further letters. Enter letters in the main
grid and the smaller reference grid until all 26 letters of the alphabet have been
accounted for. Proper nouns are excluded. Yesterday’s solution, right
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All the digits 1 to 6 must appear in every row and column. In Fill the blank squares so that every row and column contains
each thick-line “block”, the target number in the top left-hand each of the numbers 1 to 5 once only. The symbols between
corner is calculated from the digits in all the cells in the block, the squares indicate whether a number is larger (>) or smaller
using the operation indicated by the symbol. (<) than the number next to it.
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MindGames
times2 Crossword No 8375 Brain Trainer Cell Blocks No 3942
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Divide the grid
÷ 6 + 2/3
12 13
HARDER 2 4
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+ 177 1/4 1/3
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OF IT OF IT OF IT OF IT
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18 19
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Each sum
Across 18 Large antellope (3)) Yesterday’s answers should be
1 Wheel cover (6) 20 Masticate (4) aperçu, auric, auricle, caul, clue, cruel,
calculated left
4 Greatly horrify
f (5) 22 Famous conductor (7) to right or top
cupel, cure, curie, curl, ecru, lieu, luce,
to bottom.
8 Beav
a er-like rodent (5) 24 Decide (7) lucre, lure, pareu, peculiar, pilau, pleura,
9 Self-
f centred person (7) 25 Annoyed (5) prau, puce, pula, pule, puli, pure, puri,
purl, rule, ulcer, uracil, urea
10 Ring-shaped (7) 26 Culinary herb
r (5) Please note, BODMAS does not apply
11 Source of linen (4) 27 More miserly; poorer (6)
12 Prohibiting drink (3)
14 Consumed (5) Down
Killer Moderate No 7332 Solutions
15 Y llow-brown pigment (5)
Ye 1 Unit of land area (7)
Solution to Crossword 8374
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P I L GR I M S TO L E 5 Small glass bottle (5)
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R bber tree flf uid (5)
DDA Y OV ER L A I D 7 Strange, odd (5)
I D E A N L 1 Christmas (8)
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S I NCE M I DGE 16 Be a sign of (7)
Q T S P I S 17 Arrange again (7)
UNS E EML Y ECHO 19 Flat-topped fl
f ower cluster (5)
E D L U T R W
AGA V E N AH UA T L 20 Cunning; boat (5) Train Tracks 1113
K Y C G U P E 21 Take pleasure in (5) Sudoku 11,794 Quintagram Suko 2960
S T RE S S T E S T 23 Wo
W odworking tool (4) 1 Indie
2 Pacing
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answers. Calls cost £1 per minute plus your telephone company’s 4 Southey
network access charge. SP: Spoke, 0333 202 3390 (Mon-Fri 9am-5.30pm). 5 Arcturus
Brain Trainer
Bridge Andrew Robson Easy 8; Medium 27; Harder 12
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b A fish
c How are things?
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c A decorative feature
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a A drinking vessel
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Fill the grid so that every column, every row and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 to 9.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Across Down
1 Greek character with naughty 1 Nothing in routes that arouses
crime at sea (6) pity (6)
4 Factory containing last piece 2 Wave with one not trying
8 9 10
of satellite for Mars, perhaps fairground ride? (13)
(6) 3 Fashionable article on NE
8 Significant narration (7) racetrack feature (7)
10 Scoundrel’s accent not British 5 Cyril composed a bit of verse
(5) (5)
11 12 11 Carmen, for example, seen in 6 Lack of powerful Arab rulers,
Europe rarely (5) say, is not much good? (2,5,6)
12 Heal Charlie badly with my 7 Drew on unknown English
dubious branch of science (7) hippy’s clothing, possibly? (3-3)
13 14 13 Most intelligent tips from 9 Inelegant, like an atheist’s
climber leaving mountain (9) meal? (9)
15 16 17 Put down roots around a US 14 Something ugly I observed in
city (7) conversation (7)
17 18 19 19 Those back to front beliefs (5) 15 Statue is demolished —
20 Quietly must leave golf club, shrewd! (6)
say (5) 16 Marsha rebuilt Hindu retreat
21 Senor OK playing a game (7) (6)
22 Apprentice not starting 18 Brusque in Battersea (5)
20 21
profitable activity (6)
23 Discarded goods from planes
in the morning (6)
22 23
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