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Script Goodfilles 2
Script Goodfilles 2
Written by Layla
Based on Goodfellas
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GOODFILLES
T
Jesus Christ!
H
This is a fuckin' mess.
H lifts open the boot and steps back. We hear muffled groans.
H
I think that's enough for now.
(T retreats)
T
That's when I told her, you leave the
turkey in long enough that it's cooked
but not so long that you burn the
whole fuckin' house down!
Everyone is laughing.
H
Really really funny.
T
What do you mean funny?
H
You know... the story... it's a funny
story... she's funny.
T
She as in my mum? Do you think my
mum's funny?
H
(Cautious) Well yeah...
T
You think she's stupid, don't you?
That's what's so funny, isn't it? You
big joker. My stupid fucking mother is
stupid fucking funny!
H
Look that's not what I meant. Come on
T-
T
Come on then Joker make me laugh.
H
T come on now.
3.
J
(Trying to calm the situation) Let's
not do this right now, okay?
T
No, make me laugh.
H
I'm not gonna do that, okay?
T
See if I'm laughing. Does it look like
I'm fucking laughing?
H
(H is stuttering a bit but trying to
keep cool) Look, it's not your mum or
anything. It's you...you kinda... It's
it's the way you told the story, not
the story itself.
T
(Laughing) I had her. Did you see? I
had her!
CUT TO H AND J SAT ON THE CURB, THE CAR AND T CAN BE SEEN OUT
OF FOCUS IN THE BACKGROUND. H AND J ARE MID-CONVERSATION. J
HAS A BOTTLE OF JACK DANIEL'S IN HER HAND, BUT SHE ISN'T
DRUNK.
J
How did we end up here H?
4.
H
How do you mean?
J
I thought we'd be given the real meat
and bones, not sat on the side of the
road with the guy alive in the boot.
H
Nah, I get it. (pause). Ever since I
can remember I wanted to be James
Bond.
H
It just seemed so cool, you know?
Shooting bad guys, high-speed chase in
the Aston Martin DB5. You can do
whatever you want and no one can say
otherwise because you're James fucking
Bond. I had an uncle as a kid, and I
always thought he was some MI5 agent.
He carried guns, had people move out
of his way when he was coming through.
He could even park on double yellow
lines without getting ticketed. I
idolized him. Turned out he wasn't so
great. Died young. From that moment
on, I said that I'd be greater than he
ever was. Because the only thing
better than a strong man is a powerful
woman.
J
Amen to that. I mean... I guess we are
like James Bond. You know, like the
killing bad guys part. If we ever get
round to it. (Pause). Still no call?
H
(H brightens up a bit) You think so?
5.
J
Yeah definitely. You've earned it.
(Pause).I Gotta say I'll be jealous
seeing you pull that trigger though.
H
Thanks.
T
What we talking about?
J
I said I think H should be the one to-
H
Ladies, It's time.