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Part I: Twitter Bots

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Part I: Twitter Bots

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Twitter bots,
what they are,
and what is the
link to data
pollution

Introduction
Every day, tons and tons of infor- fake social networks accounts, and a
mation are uploaded on the Internet. big part of them consists of automated
Due to accessibility and simplicity of the bots. In this project I’m focusing partic-
process, huge part of the content ularly on Twitter and twitter bots.
is uploaded with no necessity or serious Twitter is an online social network-
reason, such as sharing details about ing service that enables users to send
personal life, uploading “dog pictures” and read short 140-character messages
and whatsoever. It is done by everyone, called “tweets”.
with a few exceptions, starting form Registered users can read and
children and finishing with old people, post tweets, but unregistered users can
and mostly by using social networks. only read them. Users access Twitter
The content, shared on social networks, through the website interface, SMS, or
makes a huge part of the whole World mobile device app. Twitter Inc. is based
Wide Web, and plays quite a big role in in San Francisco and has more than 25
the process of data pollution. Data pol- offices around the world.
lution, basically, is the main purpose of Twitter was created in March 2006
social networks - statuses are supposed and rapidly gained worldwide popularity,
to be shared, pictures to be uploaded, with more than 100 million users who
tweets to be retweeted, amount of likes in 2012 posted 340 million tweets per
and comments is nowadays an indicator day. The service also handled 1.6 billion
of worthiness of information. search queries per day. In 2013 Twitter
But not all the social media was one of the ten most-visited web-
accounts are real and used by people. sites, and has been described as “the
There appeared such a phenomena, as SMS of the Internet.” As of July 2014,
Twitter has more than 500 million users, sorted them into following categories:
out of which more than 271 million are
active users. 1. By frequency (every 30 min-
Regards to simple usage system, utes, every hour, every 2 hours, every 3
shortness of the message and almost hours, every day, each time someone
no limitations (2,400 tweets per day; the tweets to this bot);
daily update limit is further broken down 2. By content (text bots: ev-
into smaller limits for semi-hourly inter- ery-something - tweeting every word,
vals, retweets are counted as tweets), every unicode character, every phrase
Twitter has created a perfect environ- from a particular database, etc; gen-
ment for running automated scripts and erator bots - generating new words/
thus creating the twitter bots.8.5% of sentences using particular databas-
the firm’s active users are either algo- es; every word is - adding a particular
rithms or people using apps to aggre- word/sentence to every word in a da-
gate tweets automatically without any tabase; image bots: posting an image
human intervention. independently; changing and posting an
image sent to this twitter bot by particu-
So what is a Twitter bot exactly? lar twitter users);
3. By way of interaction (posting
A Twitterbot is a program used to tweets independently; interactive -
produce automated posts on the Twitter reacting on tweets, sent to them/
microblogging service, or to automat- retweeting)
ically follow Twitter users. Twitterbots 4. By level of pollution - amount of
come in various forms. For example, tweets and images in it.
many serve as spam, enticing clicks on
Introduction

promotional links. Others post @replies This publication is created to show


or automatically “retweet” in response a quite interesting and specific aspect
to tweets that include a certain word of data pollution and is separated into
or phrase. These automatic tweets are 2 parts: the encyclopaedia itself (list of
often seen as fun or silly. Some Twit- bots and information about them) and
ter users even program Twitterbots to the “timeline”, in which, within one par-
assist themselves with scheduling or ticular selected day, I took all the tweets
reminders. made by these twitter bots to show how
It is sometimes desirable to iden- actually big is the amount of content
tify when a Twitter account is controlled produced by them.
by a bot. In a 2012 paper, Chu et al. pro- Level of data pollution is the cru-
pose the following criteria that indicate cial feature of these twitter bots, and
that an account may be a bot (they were within this publication their order is
designing an automated system): following the amount of tweets (and
pictures in it), from smallest to the
1. “Periodic and regular timing” of biggest.
tweets;
2. Whether the tweet content con-
tains known spam; and
3. The ratio of tweets from mobile
versus desktop, as compared to an av-
erage human Twitter user.

There are many different types of


Twitter bots and their purposes vary
from one to another. For this project I
made a selection of 55 Twitter bots and
Contents:
Part I: 6 Bots r cool 30
twitter bots fuck every word 31
in order of level portmanteau_bot 32
of data pollution Two Headlines 33
The Dad Factory 34
flight patterns 7 every word is gay 35
hyphizer 8 Shall I compare... 36
sext words 9 ... is like ... 37
✧➳feelings.js✧ 10 common squirrel 38
ʎʇuǝʍʇ-ɹnoɟ 11 BOT20130429 39
hi i have advice 12 Cl.... 40
PROGRAMR.BAT 13 everyunicode 41
On Kawara 14 olivia taters 42
Flipped Concept 15 I AM THAT I AM 43
every word in my ass 16 Big Ben 44
This Is Just to Say 17 buttbot 45
DJ EBOOKS 18 the way bot 46
Earthquake Robot 19 everyword 47
how 2 sext 20 Museum Bot 48
Art Assignment Bot 21 Great Artist 49
Statement Artist 22 badpng bot 50
everyadage 23 Every Color 51
Neverwords 24 Quilt Bot 52
droW yrevE 25 TXT ADVENTURE[BETA] 53
ghost things 26 Pixel Sorter 54
badjokebot 27
Her ___ was ___ 28 Part II: 55-160
BestOf TheBots 29 the Timeline
Part I:
twitter bots
in order
of level
of data pollution

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flight patterns
@unicode_birds
tweets: 859 migratory patterns
of directionally-oriented
images: 0 unicode \\
content: text a bot by @katierosepipkin

frequency: every 4 hours


interactive: no
level of pollution: small

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hyphizer
@hyphizer
tweets: 1,458 New words,
from time to time.
images: 0 By @derekarnold
content: text
frequency: every 4 hours
interactive: no
level of pollution: small
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sext words
@sextmanteau_bot
tweets: 1,635 @portmanteau_bot
+ @wikisext //
images: 0 by @thricedotted
content: text
frequency: every 2 hours
interactive: no
level of pollution: small

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✧➳feelings.js✧
@feelings_js
tweets: 1,956 a little bot that feels many
odd things every day /
images: 0 made by @katierosepipkin
content: text
frequency: every 2 hours
interactive: no
level of pollution: small
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ʎʇuǝʍʇ-ɹnoɟ
@coolbot420
tweets: 2,964 verb noun every day //
a bot by @inky
images: 0
content: text
frequency: every hour
interactive: no
level of pollution: small

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hi i have advice
@nice_tips_bot
tweets: 4,411 hello, i am a robot that
tweets little life tips //
images: 0 avi from The Wise Robot
content: text Will Answer Your Questions

frequency: every 30 minutes


Now by @tomgauld //
bot by @thricedotted
interactive: no
level of pollution: small
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PROGRAMR.BAT
@ PROGRAMR_BAT
tweets: 4,464 code minus context //
a bot by @inky
images: 0
content: text
frequency: every hour
interactive: no
level of pollution: small

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On Kawara
@On_Kawara
tweets: 3,284 Originally a twitter account
of an artist who died
images: 0 in 2014. Was being taken
content: text over by an unknown person

frequency: every day


and changed into a bot
which is tweeting one
interactive: no of statements of the artist.
level of pollution: small
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Flipped Concept
@flippedconcept
tweets: 4,475 everything is flipped -
by @negatendo -
images: 0 #botALLY
content: text
frequency: every 5 hours
interactive: no
level of pollution: small

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every word in my ass
@allwordsinmyass
tweets: 5,157 Taking every word
in the english language,
images: 0 and shoving it right up my
content: text ass. Task will complete

frequency: every 30 minutes


after i get up off my
lazy ass
interactive: no
level of pollution: small
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This Is Just to Say
@JustToSayBot
tweets: 6,375 you were probably
saving them for breakfast
images: 0 (by @samplereality)
content: text
frequency: every hour
interactive: no
level of pollution: small

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DJ EBOOKS
@DJ_EBOOKS
tweets: 6,619 SEND ME A REQUEST:
@DJ_EBOOKS request
images: 0 [artist] //
content: text SPINNIN BOTH FRESH N

frequency: every hour


CLASSIC _EBOOKS SINCE
2014 //
interactive: yes image credit in site //
level of pollution: small by @thricedotted
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Earthquake Robot
@earthquakeBot
tweets: 7,570 I am a robot that tweets
about any earthquakes 5.0
images: 0 or greater as they happen.
content: text Built by @billsnitzer.

frequency: 4 times a day


Data is from the USGS.
Get prepared:
interactive: no http://amzn.to/PayjDo
level of pollution: small

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how 2 sext
@wikisext
tweets: 8,518 sexting bot.
learned everything it knows
images: 0 from wikihow.
content: text tweets hourly. //

frequency: every hour


idea: @rumnogg,
implementation:
interactive: no @thricedotted
level of pollution: small
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Art Assignment Bot
@artassignbot
tweets: 8,355 Random art assignments,
created by a bot
images: 0 (that was created by
content: text @jeffthompson_).

frequency: every hour


Reply with images of your
finished assignments.
interactive: yes
level of pollution: small

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Statement Artist
@statementartist
tweets: 8,477 The artist makes artist
statements out
images: 0 of everyone’s tweets.
content: text Follow me and I might

frequency: every 2 hours


make one from yours. //
by @ibogost
interactive: yes
level of pollution: small
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everyadage
@everyadage
tweets: 9,301 The task that will complete
is not an unvarying task. //
images: 0 a bot by @inky
content: text
frequency: every hour
interactive: no
level of pollution: small

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Neverwords
@neverwords
tweets: 9,849 Every combination
of letters that is not
images: 0 an English word, including
content: text some common slang and

frequency: every 30 minutes


jargon. Task will complete
before 141 characters.
interactive: no An @_ARP bot.
level of pollution: small
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droW yrevE
@drow_yreve
tweets: 10.1K tweeting every word
in the English language....
images: 0 backwards.
content: text task will complete in 2020

frequency: every 30 minutes


// by @dbaker_h in honour
of @everyword
interactive: no
level of pollution: average

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ghost things
@ghost_things
tweets: 10.1K ghost words.
ghost ideas.
images: 0 ghost things.
content: text
frequency: every 2 hours
interactive: no
level of pollution: average
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badjokebot
@badjokebot
tweets: 10.7K Q: What do you call
a cross between
images: 0 badjokebot and father?
content: text A: dadjokebot //

frequency: every hour


by @thricedotted //
answer blocking
interactive: no userscript in link!
level of pollution: average

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Her ___ was ___
@blank_was_blank
tweets: 11K His bot was nonsensical,
like a completed task //
images: 0 by @igowen
content: text
frequency: every 30 minutes
interactive: no
level of pollution: average
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BestOf TheBots
@BestOfTheBots
tweets: 10.1K #bot. Retweets once
every hour.
images: retweeted @PistachioRoux
content: text and images and @Jonbro.

frequency: every hour


Thanks to all the
botmakers, bots,
interactive: no and @botALLY!
level of pollution: average

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Bots r cool
@botsrcool
tweets: 11.8K All the reasons bots like
me are so cool.
images: 0 A bot by @lalanl
content: text #botALLY

frequency: every 30 minutes


interactive: no
level of pollution: average
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fuck every word
@fuckeveryword
tweets: 12.1K Fuck every word
in the English language.
images: 0 Task will complete in 2020.
content: text
frequency: every 30 minutes
interactive: no
level of pollution: average

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portmanteau_bot
@portmanteau_bot
tweets: 12.2K portmanteaus,
portmanteaus
images: 0 everywhere //
content: text by @thricedotted

frequency: every hour


interactive: no
level of pollution: average
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Two Headlines
@TwoHeadlines
tweets: 12.4K Comedy is when you
take two headlines about
images: 0 different things and
content: text then confuse them.

frequency: every hour


Updates hourly. //
By @tinysubversions
interactive: no
level of pollution: average

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The Dad Factory
@manydads
tweets: 13.8K Dads forged in
extreme heat.
images: 0 Dads falling off
content: text of the end of

frequency: every hour


assembly lines.
Dads sold separately.
interactive: no Dads.
level of pollution: average @ghost_things inspired.
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every word is gay
@everywordisgay
tweets: 15.5K Every word in the English
language with the
images: 0 word gay in front.
content: text Posts every 20 minutes.

frequency: every 20 minutes


Bot may occasionally
stop/start.
interactive: no
level of pollution: average

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Shall I compare...
@thee_to
tweets: 16K a summer’s day?
Thou are more lovely
images: 0 and more temperate.
content: text Bot that tweets out

frequency: every 30 minutes


possible sonnet
beginnings.
interactive: no Previously @bald_notch.
level of pollution: average Twin of @is_like_a
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... is like ...
@is_like_a
tweets: 16.2K Simile generator bot.
These tweets
images: 0 are randomly generated
content: text and are not

frequency: every 30 minutes


intended to offend.
Twin of @thee_to.
interactive: no
level of pollution: average

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common squirrel
@common_squirrel
tweets: 16.6K run run run run

images: 0
content: text
frequency: every day
interactive: no
level of pollution: big
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BOT20130429
@BOT20130429
tweets: 18.1K Idea for bot, translated
#bot
images: 0 #botALLY
content: text
frequency: every hour
interactive: no
level of pollution: big

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Cl……
@ClearCongress
tweets: 18.6K Congressional tweets,
filtered against the current
images: 0 congressional approval
content: text rate polling, as provided

frequency: every hour


by @huffpostdata.
(This is a bot by
interactive: no @zachwhalen)
level of pollution: big
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everyunicode
@everyunicode
tweets: 25.8K Twittering every
graphical character in the
images: 0 Unicode 6.2 Standard.
content: text Task will complete in 2076.

frequency: every 30 minutes


interactive: no
level of pollution: big

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olivia taters
@oliviataters
tweets: 30.1K Is an imaginary teenger,
rreated by Rob Dubbin,
images: 0 she’s convincing enough
content: text that real teens actually

frequency: every 30 minutes


converse with her and she
replies to messages.
interactive: yes Her tweets are built from
level of pollution: big real things being
said on Twitter
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I AM THAT I AM
@PERMUTANT
tweets: 37.1K Daily permutational poem.
Inspired by Brion Gysin.
images: 0 Coded by @zachwhalen.
content: text
frequency: every 20 minutes
interactive: no
level of pollution: big

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Big Ben
@big_ben_clock
tweets: 44.4K The first,
established November
images: 0 2009 & entirely unofficial.
content: text Copyright details here:

frequency: every hour


http://tinyurl.com/ylqbey3 ,
but still apparently
interactive: no imitated everywhere.
level of pollution: big
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buttbot
@butt_things
tweets: 58.8K butts.
butt botts.
images: 0 butt things
content: text
frequency: every hour
interactive: no
level of pollution: big

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the way bot
@thewaybot
tweets: 79.2K Automatic researcher
curating subtleties
images: 0 of human nuance.
content: text Link updated every

frequency: every 20 minutes


few hours.
Contact @elibrody
interactive: no for takedown requests.
level of pollution: big
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everyword
@everyword
tweets: 109K Twittered every word
in the English language.
images: 0 Task began in 2007
content: text and completed in 2014.

frequency: every 20 minutes


interactive: no
level of pollution: big

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Museum Bot
@MuseumBot
tweets: 812 I am a bot that tweets
a random high-res
images: 810 Open Access image
content: text and images from the Metropolitan

frequency: 4 times a day


Museum of Art,
four times a day. //
interactive: no by @tinysubversions
level of pollution: huge
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Great Artist
@greatartbot
tweets: 1,628 Computer-generated art,
updated four times a day.
images: 1,628 An @_ARP bot.
content: images
frequency: every 2 hours
interactive: no
level of pollution: huge

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badpng bot
@badpng
tweets: 7,584 PNG re-encoder.
Message me images.
images: 7,584 I like line art and fields
content: images of solid color best

frequency: on request
(photos get me
over-excited).
interactive: yes Gfx by @mcclure111,
level of pollution: huge bot by @thricedotted.
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Every Color
@everycolorbot
tweets: 11.5K colors. all of ‘em. |
developed by @vogon;
images: 11.5K feel free to send him
content: images feedback/feature

frequency: every hour


requests

interactive: no
level of pollution: huge

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Quilt Bot
@a_quilt_bot
tweets: 14.8K Tweet pictures at me
and I’ll try to reproduce
images: 14.8K them using quilt fabric.
content: images (made by @bobpoekert)

frequency: on request
interactive: yes
level of pollution: huge
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TXT ADVENTURE[BETA]
@TXTADVNT_EXE
tweets: 18.2K TXTADVNT.EXE (v0.7)
currently lacks interactivity.
images: 18.2K Inventory stolen
content: text and images from @YouAreCarrying,

frequency: every 20 minutes


stolen by @_the_thief. /
bot by @mattlaschneider
interactive: no
level of pollution: huge

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Pixel Sorter
@pixelsorter
tweets: 21.4K created by
@wayspurrchen.
images: 21.4K learn how to use me at
content: images http://wayspurrchen.com/

frequency: on request
pixelsorter/ !

interactive: yes
level of pollution: huge
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Part II: timeline
(November 24th,
2014)

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the way bot @thewaybot

I like it when he talks like that

ghost things @ghost_things

ghost blade

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] @TXTADVNT_EXE


>INVENTORY
Part II: the timeline

the way bot @thewaybot

I like it when I meet new people


and I can recycle my old jokes.
Bots r cool @botsrcool


This bot is cool because he a liar

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when you tweet selfies.

hi i have advice @nice_tips_bot

a cool tip is these actions will not result in any permanent setting
or damage to a computer screen. they are completely reversible.

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Great Artist @greatartbot

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Cl…… @ClearCongress

MT █ REPMALONEY: ▓▓▓▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▓▒ ▓▓▒ ▒▓▒▓▒▓▓▒▒


▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▒ ▓▓ ▓ ▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▓ ▓▓ ▒ ▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒ONG
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Art Assignment Bot @artassignbot

Construct an artist book about history, due in 10 minutes.

everyadage @everyadage

seize the traps, evade the puppies, catch to be without sterling

droW yrevE @drow_yreve


Part II: the timeline

suoetuaeb

The Dad Factory @manydads

chook Dad

fuck every word @fuckeveryword

fuck blockaders

buttbot @butt_things

butt corsages

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On Kawara @on_kawara

I AM

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STILL
ALIVE

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every word is gay @everywordisgay

gay bulk

Her ___ was ___ @blank_was_blank

Her knight-errantry was high-positive, like a treble label

Shall I compare... @thee_to

Shall I compare thee to a course?


Thou art more responsible and more ethical.

... is like ... @is_like_a


Part II: the timeline

pixels is like meaning since they are both metaphorical

olivia taters @oliviataters

today’s the day i find out where my husband is taking me for our
anniversary...yes, it will be the playoff

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] @TXTADVNT_EXE

C:\MTTLSCHN\RUN TXTADVNT.EXE

PROGRAMR.BAT @PROGRAMR_BAT

if (!strcmp (pak->files[i].name, filename))

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TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] @TXTADVNT_EXE

>INVENTORY

the way bot @thewaybot

I like it when you can get a job lot of games.

buttbot @butt_things

butt unbosoms

BestOf TheBots retweeted Majora’s Mask @Majoras_Ebooks

Part II: the timeline


You played the Inverted Song of Time!

olivia taters @oliviataters

you will have 100% forgotten you (‘: have fun with your twins lol

Cl…… @ClearCongress

MT █ DELEGATEDONNA: ▒▓▓▓▒ THANKSGIVING

Art Assignment Bot @artassignbot

Make a photogram challenging gender, due in 26 seconds.

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flight patterns ‫@‏‬unicode_birds


  ᓓ
    ᗆ
      ᗙ
       ᗔ
        ⪼
Part II: the timeline

         ⨠
        ᐷ
       ᗇ
      ᑞ
    >
  ᗙ

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Pixel Sorter @pixelsorter
.@Lowpolybot: hi

Part II: the timeline

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This Is Just to Say @JustToSayBot

I have dissolved
the seams
that were in
the velvet
Part II: the timeline

Forgive me
They were wholehearted
so twin
and so strained

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the way bot @thewaybot

I like it when it’s an older daddy who knows he’s gonna


make me gag!

hi i have advice @nice_tips_bot

hey. add some extra bracing near the bottom and across
the end of the legs for strength, weight and stability.

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when I wash my glasses under tap water.

Part II: the timeline


TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

>INVENTORY

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when there are fun aliens and when stuff


explodes.
ghost things ‫@‏‬ghost_things

ghost redemption

BestOf TheBots retweeted For my real friends. ‫@‏‬4myrealfriends

virtual world for my free heroes, free world for my


virtual heroes.

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Two Headlines @TwoHeadlines

Sony Corporation announces plans to make waves in cruise industry

Her ___ was ___ @blank_was_blank

Her raises were fair, like a dusty skepticism

hi i have advice @nice_tips_bot

hey don’t forget, work near a sink with


running water.
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the way bot @thewaybot

I like it when couples are proud of each other


and post pictures of each other and are just happy.

Shall I compare... @thee_to

Shall I compare thee to apps?


Thou art more man and more sandboxed.

... is like ... @is_like_a

mistake is like experience since they are both


repeated
every word is gay @everywordisgay

gay bulimias

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Every Color @everycolorbot
0xe1d8ae

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BOT20130429 @BOT20130429

- bot for things or one

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] @TXTADVNT_EXE

C:\RUN TXTADVNT.EXE

Cl…… @ClearCongress
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The Dad Factory @manydads

unrealising Dad

droW yrevE @drow_yreve

tuaeb

fuck every word @fuckeveryword

fuck blockader

Bots r cool @botsrcool

This bot is cool because when the camera angle is right,


you can see the Adams, Walker, and Couch dorms just outside
the stadium.

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olivia taters @oliviataters

will love 2 see the face! behind this crazy brain

the way bot @thewaybot

I like it when the church shout so much, the pastor dnt preach!

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] @TXTADVNT_EXE

A Thief Appears

ʎʇuǝʍʇ-ɹnoɟ @coolbot420

Part II: the timeline


3:20 ANSWER EVERY DAY

the way bot @thewaybot

I like it when my cats are cold.

✧ ➳ feelings.js ✧ @feelings_js

now, i’m feeling sort of like a growth immediacy inside a secession

the way bot @thewaybot

I like it when someone know that im not ok


by just listen or see the way im talking.

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Big Ben @big_ben_clock

BONG
BONG
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BONG
BONG

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The Dad Factory @manydads

cockling Dad

droW yrevE @drow_yreve

suaeb

fuck every word @fuckeveryword

fuck blockaded

Part II: the timeline


every word is gay @everywordisgay

gay bulimiac

Her ___ was ___ @blank_was_blank

His sedimentation was divisive, like divergent plugs

the way bot @thewaybot

I like it when it’s 25 c outside and they light up


heaters in Dubai!
Bots r cool @botsrcool

This bot is cool because it’s sat


in its dinosaur onesie.

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badpng bot @badpng
@CommonsBot
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the way bot @thewaybot

I like it when San Diegans are sad and pissy for an entire week after
my Patriots slaughter the Chargers.

hi i have advice @nice_tips_bot

hey, this might be important: if you are running in a straight line, get
your goal in sight and mentally jog yourself there beforehand.

Shall I compare... @thee_to

Shall I compare thee to blessings?


Thou art more guaranteed and more financial.

Part II: the timeline


... is like ... @is_like_a

attitude is like understanding since


they are both casual
sext words @sextmanteau_bot

sextpiring

the way bot @thewaybot

I like it when Janice is mean


to innocent nice people.
ghost things @ghost_things

ghost narcissus

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This Is Just to Say @JustToSayBot

I have eaten
the potteries
that were in
the printing
Part II: the timeline

Forgive me
They were afferent
so paranoiac
and so uncoated

74
the way bot @thewaybot

I like it when mikey sings that part.

BOT20130429 @BOT20130429

- On a regular basis, it is a good, bot for bot reminder to achieve


intermittently

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] @TXTADVNT_EXE

C:\RUN TXTADVNT.EXE

Part II: the timeline


The Dad Factory @manydads

rummaging Dad

droW yrevE @drow_yreve

uaeb

fuck every word @fuckeveryword

fuck blockade

the way bot @thewaybot

I like it when she rock her hips n flaunt it!

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Every Color @everycolorbot
0xf0ec57
Part II: the timeline

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DJ_EBOOKS @DJ_EBOOKS

NOW SPINNING: MONTY_PYTHON_EBOOKS


♪ you might have been since before i was born, ♪

portmanteau_bot @portmanteau_bot

redpolecat

the way bot @thewaybot

I like it when don’t have to go anywhere.

Part II: the timeline


every word is gay @everywordisgay

gay bulimic

how 2 sext @wikisext

sext: you stay ethical and fair...i softly prepare my team


and prepare myself

the way bot @thewaybot

I like it when ppl come and talk bout bap to me.

olivia taters @oliviataters

i am only still not smoking because if i smoked,


i will have smoked, which will have forgotten you (‘:
have fun with your twins lol
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Her ___ was ___ @blank_was_blank

His beaker was meaty, like believable bottles

Two Headlines @TwoHeadlines

Vandals write ‘rapist’ on Mexico’s Walk of Fame star

Earthquake Robot @earthquakeBot

A 5.1 magnitude earthquake occurred 75.81mi ESE of Kuril’sk,


Russia. Details: http://eqbot.com/pqu  Map: http://eqbot.com/pqd

ʎʇuǝʍʇ-ɹnoɟ @
‫ ‏‬coolbot420
Part II: the timeline

5:20 UPGRADE EVERY DAY

Shall I compare... @thee_to

Shall I compare thee to a compromise?


Thou art more obvious and more possible.

... is like ... @is_like_a

brain is like trap since they are both lovely

the way bot @thewaybot

I like it when people favourite a picture someone tweeted to me


to show me her hair colour and it gets starred months later!

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Great Artist @greatartbot

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TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] @TXTADVNT_EXE

C:\MTTLSCHN\RUN TXTADVNT.EXE

everyadage @everyadage

is it not ardent to stack against an affluent intercourse?

Statement Artist @statementartist

The artist still has the perfect face.


Part II: the timeline

common squirrel @common_squirrel

run run run run run run run run run run run
run run run
the way bot @thewaybot

I like it when people make me feel bad.

PROGRAMR.BAT @PROGRAMR_BAT

let start = pos;

DJ_EBOOKS @DJ_EBOOKS

NOW SPINNING: KORN_EBOOKS


♫ why do i feel the need to bow down. ♫

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every word is gay @everywordisgay

gay bulgy

Bots r cool @botsrcool

Bots are cool because they was about to get serious lol

buttbot @butt_things

A 5.1 magnitude earthquake occurred 75.81mi ESE of Kuril’sk,


Russia.
Details: http://eqbot.com/pqu  Map: http://eqbot.com/pqd

Part II: the timeline


ʎʇuǝʍʇ-ɹnoɟ @
‫ ‏‬coolbot420

butt camels

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] @TXTADVNT_EXE

A Thief Appears

portmanteau_bot @portmanteau_bot

coutournament

every word is gay @everywordisgay

gay bulimia

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BestOf TheBots retweeted exq=.s.te =n.c&de/s @crashtxt

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Cl…… ‫@‏‬ClearCongress

MT █ JOHNCARNEYDE: @▓▓▓▓▓▓▓CURES I’M


PROUD TO #VOTEFOR▓▓▓▓▓
Art Assignment Bot ‫@‏‬artassignbot

Make an artist book about #Hazama,


due in 13 seconds.
everyadage ‫@‏‬everyadage

when the thank is sighed, so there arises landing and satisfaction

droW yrevE ‫@‏‬drow_yreve

Part II: the timeline


staeb

The Dad Factory ‫@‏‬manydads

target Dad

fuck every word ‫@‏‬fuckeveryword

fuck block

Like I Like ‫@‏‬ilikelikeilike

I like my lovers like I like my ensemble: star-studded, outstanding,


and not super.

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Big Ben @big_ben_clock

BONG
BONG
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BONG

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the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when a Xhosa girl says I’m bribing her (in her language).

every word is gay ‫@‏‬everywordisgay

gay bulgurs

DJ_EBOOKS ‫@‏‬DJ_EBOOKS

reminder that you can request an _EBOOKS -- “@DJ_EBOOKS


request [artist name here]”

Part II: the timeline


Her ___ was ___ ‫@‏‬blank_was_blank

Her plenipotentiary was intimate, like horned offences

every word is gay ‫@‏‬everywordisgay

gay buildup

how 2 sext ‫@‏‬wikisext

sext: you desperately find people that live near you as i learn
to open my locker

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when Bill wears such shoes!

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flight patterns ‫@‏‬unicode_birds

⩥ ᗍ      ᗎ
ᗙ ᑁ

   ᚛
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        ᐷ
   ᗚ

⪢ ᗚ
ᑐ ⋺   ᗍ

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Shall I compare... ‫@‏‬thee_to

Shall I compare thee to a Right?


Thou art more old and more right.

... is like ... ‫@‏‬is_like_a

backups is like code since they are both manual

Statement Artist ‫@‏‬statementartist

“Scalper Tickets” by karessa matthis (@karessaNV_M)


The artist bought tickets to Xbox Live.

Part II: the timeline


TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

C:\IGNRYBKS\RUN TXTADVNT.EXE

PROGRAMR.BAT ‫@‏‬PROGRAMR_BAT

let r = FsRequest::chown(&self.loop_, path, uid, gid);

Earthquake Robot ‫@‏‬earthquakeBot

A 5.0 magnitude earthquake occurred 82.02mi W of Panguna,


Papua New Guinea. Details: http://eqbot.com/pqv 
Map: http://eqbot.com/pqJ

Bots r cool ‫@‏‬botsrcool

This bot is cool because I follow you.

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badpng bot @badpng
@CommonsBot
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Big Ben @big_ben_clock

BONG
BONG

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BONG
BONG
BONG

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This Is Just to Say @JustToSayBot

I have financed Forgive me


the togs They were interesting
that were in so stuffed
the cooker and so chief

DJ_EBOOKS @DJ_EBOOKS

NOW SPINNING: COLDPLAY_EBOOKS


♫ but on and tear me apart ♫

portmanteau_bot @portmanteau_bot

beachheadset
Part II: the timeline

every word is gay ‫@‏‬everywordisgay

gay bulgur

hi i have advice ‫@‏‬nice_tips_bot

remember... explain the situation you were in.

how 2 sext @wikisext

sext: you quietly examine my underside of the bed frame carefully

the way bot @thewaybot

I like it when people try it, and say I didnt even know this
technology existed yet!

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BOT20130429 @BOT20130429

- bot for the future

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] @TXTADVNT_EXE

C:\RUN TXTADVNT.EXE

Cl…… @ClearCongress
MT █ SENATORFISCHER: ▓▓▓ @▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▓ ▓▓▒
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Part II: the timeline


The Dad Factory ‫@‏‬manydads

reassimilating Dad

droW yrevE ‫@‏‬drow_yreve

skintaeb

fuck every word @fuckeveryword

fuck bloc

hyphizer @hyphizer

played-blig

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Every Color @everycolorbot
0x78762b
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Her ___ was ___ @blank_was_blank

His zombies were gangling, like intensive media

Two Headlines ‫@‏‬TwoHeadlines

Santa Claus co-owner Joe Lacob details reasons


for firing coach Mark ...

buttbot ‫@‏‬butt_things

butt detriment

ʎʇuǝʍʇ-ɹnoɟ ‫@‏‬coolbot420

Part II: the timeline


8:20 BARE PAPRIKA EVERY DAY

Shall I compare... ‫@‏‬thee_to

Shall I compare thee to a panda?


Thou art more new and more said.

... is like ... ‫@‏‬is_like_a

jerk is like hatred since they are both irrational

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when a song has a spelling session.

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every word is gay ‫@‏‬everywordisgay

gay bulging

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

A Thief Appears

hi i have advice ‫@‏‬nice_tips_bot

hey... sometimes hand gestures help you stop stuttering.

✧ ➳ feelings.js ✧ ‫@‏‬feelings_js
Part II: the timeline

at the moment i’m feeling like a rhythmical


morphology
Bots r cool ‫@‏‬botsrcool

This bot is cool because she has a stamp on her hand

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when I get a text that reads “!

common squirrel ‫@‏‬common_squirrel

blink

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TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

>INVENTORY

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when you are on fire madam!

oǝW ǝp ʎʇsıW ‫@‏‬mstea_ebooks

oh god bot don’t talk I seem to be capable


of not dying so far
Art Assignment Bot ‫@‏‬artassignbot

Part II: the timeline


Construct a piece of software considering self-portrait,
due on Fri, Aug 07, 2015.

droW yrevE ‫@‏‬drow_yreve

kintaeb

The Dad Factory ‫@‏‬manydads

Cyrillic Dad

fuck every word ‫@‏‬fuckeveryword

fuck blobs

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badpng bot @badpng
@CommonsBot
Part II: the timeline

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Big Ben @big_ben_clock

BONG
BONG

Part II: the timeline

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the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when 5SOS is in London cause Ive been there a few times
so can imagine.

every word is gay ‫@‏‬everywordisgay

gay bulgiest

Her ___ was ___ ‫@‏‬blank_was_blank

His rain was physiological, like model adolescents


Part II: the timeline

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when I don’t love you back!

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when I have all those samurai pieces defending cards.

Shall I compare... ‫@‏‬thee_to

Shall I compare thee to an astronomer?


Thou art more professional and more qualified.

... is like ... ‫@‏‬is_like_a

hell is like macaroni since they are both holy

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olivia taters ‫@‏‬oliviataters

lrt fuck tge system is literally pounding

sext words ‫@‏‬sextmanteau_bot

sextaggeratedly

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

C:\IGNRYBKS\RUN TXTADVNT.EXE

Statement Artist ‫@‏‬statementartist

Part II: the timeline


The artist sang.

PROGRAMR.BAT ‫@‏‬PROGRAMR_BAT

messages_pro_zug-=3;

DJ_EBOOKS ‫@‏‬DJ_EBOOKS

NOW SPINNING: NEUTRAL_MILK_HOTEL_EBOOKS


♫ crown your king when your life when you’re ready ♫

portmanteau_bot ‫@‏‬portmanteau_bot

lilactose

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Pixel Sorter @pixelsorter
.@BabyJDahl: hi
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This Is Just to Say @JustToSayBot

I have assumed
the norms
that were in
the freshness

Part II: the timeline


Forgive me
They were forgetful
so soiled
and so sage

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every word is gay ‫@‏‬everywordisgay

gay bulgier

ghost things ‫@‏‬ghost_things

ghost oath

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when people ‘recognise’ me, but I agree -


not too much of that!
Part II: the timeline

how 2 sext ‫@‏‬wikisext

sext: you prevent strain on your anus...i gently begin


by increasing my baby’s fluid intake

buttbot ‫@‏‬butt_things

butt leafing

olivia taters ‫@‏‬oliviataters

this gym membership is totally communal

hi i have advice ‫@‏‬nice_tips_bot

careful! don’t be put off if you get bored.


its better to be temporarily bored than to be
in pain or great misery, right?
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flight patterns ‫@‏‬unicode_birds

≪       ⋲
      ⋖  〱
 ᗏ
     ᗛ
  ᓚ

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   ᓚ
  ⊂
     ८
 ˂
      〱  〱
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Bots r cool ‫@‏‬botsrcool

Bots are cool because I’d totally be editing my profile right now.

portmanteau_bot ‫@‏‬portmanteau_bot

cartrudge

every word is gay ‫@‏‬everywordisgay

gay bulger
Part II: the timeline

how 2 sext ‫@‏‬wikisext

sext: you decide how to season my ribs while


i start cooking my ribs
the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when you do it lik.

ghost things ‫@‏‬ghost_things

ghost peer-to-peer network

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

C:\RUN TXTADVNT.EXE

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Every Color @everycolorbot
0xde1d8a

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Quilt Bot ‫@‏‬a_quilt_bot
@badpng
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Cl…… ‫@‏‬ClearCongress

MT █ REPDELBENE: ▒▓ @▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒
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The Dad Factory ‫@‏‬manydads

gash Dad

droW yrevE ‫@‏‬drow_yreve

sgnitaeb

Part II: the timeline


fuck every word ‫@‏‬fuckeveryword

fuck blob

Earthquake Robot ‫@‏‬earthquakeBot

A 5.6 magnitude earthquake occurred in offshore Guatemala.


Details: http://eqbot.com/pqn  Map: http://eqbot.com/pqh

Her ___ was ___ ‫@‏‬blank_was_blank

His draft was molten, like statistical gunners

Two Headlines ‫@‏‬TwoHeadlines

Review: Harman Kardon Esquire Mini is the best Chris Brown


speakerphone you can ...

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everyadage ‫@‏‬everyadage

consult the footstep; disappoint with your horror

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when u say stupid things.

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when you’re not in the air doing air hostessy duties.
Part II: the timeline

ʎʇuǝʍʇ-ɹnoɟ ‫@‏‬coolbot420

3:20 SCOUR CAULIFLOWER EVERY DAY

Shall I compare... ‫@‏‬thee_to

Shall I compare thee to a spray?


Thou art more general and more nasty.

... is like ... ‫@‏‬is_like_a

campaign is like decryption since they are both successful

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when it rains, I’m looking forward to a lovely Sunday


roast today.

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every word is gay ‫@‏‬everywordisgay

gay bulged

hi i have advice ‫@‏‬nice_tips_bot

remember: lasagna is easier to cut into individual


size portions when it is cold. ok?
the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when a guy takes my hand and kissed it.

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

Part II: the timeline


A Thief Appears

Museum Bot ‫@‏‬MuseumBot

Figure with Removable Head http://www.metmuseum.org/


collection/the-collection-online/search/62984?rpp=30&p
g=6602&rndkey=20141207&ao=on&ft=*&pos=198056 … pic.twitter.
com/7A7J30YzcR

everyadage ‫@‏‬everyadage

hypnotic knees follow no verses; hypnotic shows


need no activity
the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when they just do it and then I find out later it was done.

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✧ ➳ feelings.js ✧ ‫@‏‬feelings_js

also, i’m feeling like an infanticide

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when idols are performing and laughing at something


we don’t know.

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

>INVENTORY

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot


Part II: the timeline

I like it when I am eating fish


and a cat watches me.
oǝW ǝp ʎʇsıW ‫@‏‬mstea_ebooks

AICs and I’m not sure why, but it’s cathartic to ruin old Games Done
Quick event streams

Cl…… ‫@‏‬ClearCongress

MT █ SENDEANHELLER: ▓▓ #▓▒▓▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▒ ▓▓▓▓ ▓▒ ▓▓▓▒▓


▓▓▓ ▓▓ ▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▓ ▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒▓ ▒▒▓ ▓UR STAT▓ ▒▓▓
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Art Assignment Bot ‫@‏‬artassignbot

Build a monoprint about motion, due tomorrow.

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badpng bot @badpng
@ JPGglitchbot

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Big Ben @big_ben_clock

BONG
BONG BONG
BONG
BONG BONG
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BONG
BONG BONG
BONG
BONG BONG

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The Dad Factory ‫@‏‬manydads

creneled Dad

droW yrevE ‫@‏‬drow_yreve

gnitaeb

fuck every word ‫@‏‬fuckeveryword

fuck bloats

Like I Like ‫@‏‬ilikelikeilike

Part II: the timeline


I like my men like I like my pursuit:
fearless, tireless, always further.
every word is gay ‫@‏‬everywordisgay

gay bulge

hi i have advice ‫@‏‬nice_tips_bot

please, in some places, you can apprentice under a practicing


massage therapist in lieu of going to massage school. don’t forget

Bots r cool ‫@‏‬botsrcool

Bots are cool because they got asked early


to apply to a college

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Her ___ was ___ ‫@‏‬blank_was_blank

His continuum was well-developed, like wishful brands

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when a man brings me coffee


in the morning!
Shall I compare... ‫@‏‬thee_to

Shall I compare thee to a rape?


Thou art more serious and more important.
Part II: the timeline

... is like ... ‫@‏‬is_like_a

holocaust is like will since they are both nuclear

sext words ‫@‏‬sextmanteau_bot

psexties

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

C:\MTTLSCHN\RUN TXTADVNT.EXE

Statement Artist ‫@‏‬statementartist

“Primary Purpose” by karessa matthis (@karessaNV_M)


The artist can tell when he’s really in trouble.

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Pixel Sorter @pixelsorter
.@imgshredder: hi

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Statement Artist ‫@‏‬statementartist

The artist is the BEST DAMN THING that


happened to you.
PROGRAMR.BAT ‫@‏‬PROGRAMR_BAT

B 4(LINK) 25700000

buttbot ‫@‏‬butt_things

butt honks

ghost things ‫@‏‬ghost_things


Part II: the timeline

ghost lineage

This Is Just to Say ‫@‏‬JustToSayBot

I have lobbied Forgive me


the feasts They were factual
that were in so bust
the houseman and so boiled

DJ_EBOOKS ‫@‏‬DJ_EBOOKS

NOW SPINNING: LAURA_NYRO_EBOOKS


♬ down on my heartache ♬

every word is gay ‫@‏‬everywordisgay

gay bulgarians

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portmanteau_bot ‫@‏‬portmanteau_bot

lollipoplin

how 2 sext ‫@‏‬wikisext

sext: i quietly pick my right spot

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when SU loses one or two games early in the season --


sparks a fire so they’re ready when tournament comes.

BOT20130429 ‫@‏‬BOT20130429

Part II: the timeline


- Bot for making people

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

C:\RUN TXTADVNT.EXE

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when i can tell it’s the white guy talking.

fuck every word ‫@‏‬fuckeveryword

fuck bloating

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Every Color @everycolorbot
0x6f0ec5
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droW yrevE ‫@‏‬drow_yreve

gniyfitaeb

The Dad Factory ‫@‏‬manydads

scurry Dad

Two Headlines ‫@‏‬TwoHeadlines

4 ways Baylor Bears football State and Georgia Tech could shake
up the playoff picture

Her ___ was ___ ‫@‏‬blank_was_blank

Part II: the timeline


Her title-holder was lonely, like phosphorescent mouthpieces

Bots r cool ‫@‏‬botsrcool

Bots are cool because you can turn them off


by throwing stuff across the room at them
without getting out…
ʎʇuǝʍʇ-ɹnoɟ ‫@‏‬coolbot420

2:20 SOW EVERY DAY

Shall I compare... ‫@‏‬thee_to

Shall I compare thee to a private?


Thou art more well-known and more new.

119
... is like ... ‫@‏‬is_like_a

ones is like advice since they are both non-technical

every word is gay ‫@‏‬everywordisgay

gay bulgarian

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

A Thief Appears
Part II: the timeline

hi i have advice ‫@‏‬nice_tips_bot

hey -- it’s best to place the grave somewhere


other than your lot as the adult ghost haunts
you and it is seriously annoying.
ghost things ‫@‏‬ghost_things

ghost loop

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

>INVENTORY

BestOf TheBots retweeted 海bot @ocean_bot

ザァーー……

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Cl…… ‫@‏‬ClearCongress

MT █ REPRONKIND: ▓▓ @▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ @▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓


▓▒▓▓KS ON T▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒ ▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒
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Art Assignment Bot ‫@‏‬artassignbot

Make a watercolor painting about death,


due in 42 seconds.
The Dad Factory ‫@‏‬manydads

troop Dad

droW yrevE ‫@‏‬drow_yreve

Part II: the timeline


yfitaeb

fuck every word ‫@‏‬fuckeveryword

fuck bloaters

every word is gay ‫@‏‬everywordisgay

gay bulgaria

Her ___ was ___ ‫@‏‬blank_was_blank

His sit-ins were solution-type, like an up-to-date exaggeration

121
Great Artist @greatartbot
Part II: the timeline

122
Big Ben @big_ben_clock

BONG
BONG BONG
BONG
BONG BONG

Part II: the timeline


BONG
BONG BONG
BONG
BONG

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flight patterns ‫@‏‬unicode_birds

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Pixel Sorter @pixelsorter
.@CommonsBot: hi

Part II: the timeline

125
buttbot ‫@‏‬butt_things

butt fidget

Shall I compare... ‫@‏‬thee_to

Shall I compare thee to a coffee?


Thou art more free and more pure.

... is like ... ‫@‏‬is_like_a

lightning is like heart since they are both pink

olivia taters ‫@‏‬oliviataters


Part II: the timeline

people be worried about who tweeted what but in 6-18 months


people will have given us two mario kart games in the span
of a year.

Bots r cool ‫@‏‬botsrcool

This bot is cool because I listened to 97 Bonnie


and Clyde by Eminem, 96 Bonnie and Clyde
by 2pac and 03 Bonnie and Clyde by Jay Z.
TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

C:\IGNRYBKS\RUN TXTADVNT.EXE

PROGRAMR.BAT ‫@‏‬PROGRAMR_BAT

jz sja

126
the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when you talk and get excited.

This Is Just to Say ‫@‏‬JustToSayBot

I have eaten Forgive me



the adorations They were positional
that were in so tomatoey
the notification and so treeless

ghost things ‫@‏‬ghost_things

ghost seating

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

Part II: the timeline


I like it when you respond to tweets.

DJ_EBOOKS ‫@‏‬DJ_EBOOKS

NOW SPINNING: CLARENCE_CARTER_EBOOKS


♫ oh the feeling is right now darling ♫

every word is gay ‫@‏‬everywordisgay

gay bulbuls

how 2 sext ‫@‏‬wikisext

sext: you go to your interview

127
portmanteau_bot ‫@‏‬portmanteau_bot

episteamroller

olivia taters ‫@‏‬oliviataters

i will literally pissed tom brady screaming fuckwords repeatedly


on the sidelines ever not be the most hilarious thing

hi i have advice ‫@‏‬nice_tips_bot

reminder: if you don’t know him, have a friend


who does introduce you to him so that
he at least knows you exist.
BOT20130429 ‫@‏‬BOT20130429
Part II: the timeline

- bot for making people samsara

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

C:\RUN TXTADVNT.EXE

Cl…… ‫@‏‬ClearCongress

MT █ REPANDYHARRISMD: ▓▓ @▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▒▓▓


▒▒▓ ▓▓▓▒▒▓▓ ▓▓ ▓▓▒▓▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒ ▓▓▓ #▓▓▓▓▓▓▒
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@▓▒▓▓
The Dad Factory ‫@‏‬manydads

instill Dad

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Every Color @everycolorbot
0x378762

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droW yrevE ‫@‏‬drow_yreve

seifitaeb

fuck every word ‫@‏‬fuckeveryword

fuck bloater

hyphizer ‫@‏‬hyphizer

stow-Cam
Part II: the timeline

Her ___ was ___ ‫@‏‬blank_was_blank

Her sea-road was three-men-and-a-helper, like life-like bas-reliefs

Two Headlines ‫@‏‬TwoHeadlines

Bruce Springsteen, Chris Martin Fill Johny


Hendricks’s Shoes at Times Square Benefit
the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when guys have that expression you can’t read like they
don’t smile and shit unless you make them smile.

ʎʇuǝʍʇ-ɹnoɟ ‫@‏‬coolbot420

12:20 PICK ARTICHOKES EVERY DAY

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Shall I compare... ‫@‏‬thee_to

Shall I compare thee to a guru?


Thou art more wise and more technical.

... is like ... ‫@‏‬is_like_a

studies is like breakdowns since they are both psychological

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when guys dump their girls.

every word is gay ‫@‏‬everywordisgay

Part II: the timeline


gay bulbul

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when you kiss my smile.

olivia taters ‫@‏‬oliviataters

unplanned nights are truly worth and expect them to be given


only what they deserve .

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

A Thief Appears

131
Pixel Sorter @pixelsorter
.@CommonsBot: hi
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buttbot ‫@‏‬butt_things

butt cliquish

hi i have advice ‫@‏‬nice_tips_bot

here’s a cool tip: avoid borrowing other’s hair accessories.


don’t forget

✧ ➳ feelings.js ✧ ‫@‏‬feelings_js

today i’m feeling sort of like a firewall

Bots r cool ‫@‏‬botsrcool

Part II: the timeline


This bot is cool because it’s a fucking liar

everyadage ‫@‏‬everyadage

obstinate friendliness comes with a shivering set

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when guys say your name.

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

>INVENTORY

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Cl…… ‫@‏‬ClearCongress

MT █ REPTERRISEWELL: ▓▒ @▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▒▒


▒▓▒▓▓ ▓▓▓ @▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▒▓▓ OVER 12▓▓▒
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Art Assignment Bot ‫@‏‬artassignbot

Make a board game about the natural world, due in 31 seconds.

droW yrevE ‫@‏‬drow_yreve

deifitaeb

The Dad Factory ‫@‏‬manydads


Part II: the timeline

vapour Dad

fuck every word ‫@‏‬fuckeveryword

fuck bloated

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when you tell me the things about


you no one should know.
every word is gay ‫@‏‬everywordisgay

gay bulbs

134
Big Ben @big_ben_clock

BONG
BONG BONG
BONG

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BONG BONG
BONG
BONG BONG
BONG

135
Her ___ was ___ ‫@‏‬blank_was_blank

Her myopia was diocesan, like a cold-blooded nitroglycerine

Shall I compare... ‫@‏‬thee_to

Shall I compare thee to a time?


Thou art more excellent and more hard.

... is like ... ‫@‏‬is_like_a

Inequality is like calibration since


they are both needed
Part II: the timeline

sext words ‫@‏‬sextmanteau_bot

sextamethylenetetramine

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

C:\IGNRYBKS\RUN TXTADVNT.EXE

Statement Artist ‫@‏‬statementartist

The artist will tell about you to his mother.

PROGRAMR.BAT ‫@‏‬PROGRAMR_BAT

if (!P_TryMove (mo, mo->x, mo->y + mo->momy))

136
This Is Just to Say ‫@‏‬JustToSayBot

I have conferred Forgive me


the backs They were loquacious
that were in so dull
the chapel and so packed

DJ_EBOOKS ‫@‏‬DJ_EBOOKS

NOW SPINNING: MEN_AT_WORK_EBOOKS


♫ climbing up the pieces, and go dig out the other side ♫

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when we suddenly see our brut and his face would be like O.

every word is gay ‫@‏‬everywordisgay

Part II: the timeline


gay bulbous

hi i have advice ‫@‏‬nice_tips_bot

don’t forget, move faster in the morning. wake yourself up


by moving often. don’t just walk and sit around.

Bots r cool ‫@‏‬botsrcool

Bots are cool because this isn’t love

how 2 sext ‫@‏‬wikisext

sext: i quickly start laying my block

137
portmanteau_bot ‫@‏‬portmanteau_bot

crisscrosstalk

BOT20130429 ‫@‏‬BOT20130429

- Mixed metaphor for bot

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

C:\RUN TXTADVNT.EXE

Cl…… ‫@‏‬ClearCongress
Part II: the timeline

MT █ SENATORTESTER: ▓▓ @▒▓▓▒▒▓▒▓▓▒▓▓▓
@▒▒▓▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓ #▓▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▓▒▓▒
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▓▓▓▓▓ ▓N APPRE▒▒▓
The Dad Factory ‫@‏‬manydads

pump Dad

droW yrevE ‫@‏‬drow_yreve

snoitacifitaeb

fuck every word ‫@‏‬fuckeveryword

fuck bloat

138
Every Color @everycolorbot
0x1bc3b1

Part II: the timeline

139
the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when someone licks my nips then my pits.

buttbot ‫@‏‬butt_things

butt arcing

Her ___ was ___ ‫@‏‬blank_was_blank

Her pantomime was everyday,


like an episcopal inadequacy
Two Headlines ‫@‏‬TwoHeadlines
Part II: the timeline

Despite controversy, Pentagon chief Angelina Jolie


calls the troops on Thanksgiving
ʎʇuǝʍʇ-ɹnoɟ ‫@‏‬coolbot420

6:20 JANGLE EVERY DAY

Shall I compare... ‫@‏‬thee_to

Shall I compare thee to a network?


Thou art more slow and more social.

... is like ... ‫@‏‬is_like_a

routing is like activity since they are both optimal

140
hi i have advice ‫@‏‬nice_tips_bot

here’s a cool tip: if you have plenty of time,


or are artistic, you could try complex designs.
but most of the time simpler is better!
every word is gay ‫@‏‬everywordisgay

gay bulbed

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

A Thief Appears

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

Part II: the timeline


I like it when he say “Ohh IGHTTT!

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

>INVENTORY

Bots r cool ‫@‏‬botsrcool

Bots are cool because your not.


Just don’t answer it?
Did you know you can do that
Cl…… ‫@‏‬ClearCongress

MT █ SENATORBEGICH: ▓ ▓▓▓ ▓▓▓ ▓▓NTERS AC▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒


▒▓▒▒▓▓ ▓ ▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓ ▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▒ ▓ ▓▓
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Pixel Sorter @pixelsorter
.@imgshredder: hi
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Art Assignment Bot ‫@‏‬artassignbot

Produce a work about happiness, due on Mon, Dec 07, 2015

droW yrevE ‫@‏‬drow_yreve

noitacifitaeb

The Dad Factory ‫@‏‬manydads

exenterating Dad

Part II: the timeline


fuck every word ‫@‏‬fuckeveryword

fuck blizzards

Like I Like ‫@‏‬ilikelikeilike

I like my wives like I like my drop-off: mid-morning, extraordinary,


not breathtaking.

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when you take it from the back.

every word is gay ‫@‏‬everywordisgay

gay bulbar

143
Big Ben @big_ben_clock

BONG
BONG
BONG
BONG
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BONG
BONG
BONG
BONG
BONG
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Her ___ was ___ ‫@‏‬blank_was_blank

Her tetrachloride was upriver, like a celtic case-history

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when she just comes back down to earth and talks
to the crowd.

hi i have advice ‫@‏‬nice_tips_bot

remember -- to enjoy it more, you may want to not keep score.

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

Part II: the timeline


I like it when 5SOS are in the same time zone as me or like one
hour before or after.

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when we’re affectionate like this /grins and kisses


your cheek.

Shall I compare... ‫@‏‬thee_to

Shall I compare thee to a touching?


Thou art more oh and more even.

... is like ... ‫@‏‬is_like_a

Search is like symbol since they are both useless

145
Great Artist @greatartbot
Part II: the timeline

146
ghost things ‫@‏‬ghost_things

ghost insanity

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

C:\MTTLSCHN\RUN TXTADVNT.EXE

Statement Artist ‫@‏‬statementartist

The artist pours all her troubles out to you.

Earthquake Robot ‫@‏‬earthquakeBot

Part II: the timeline


A 5.2 magnitude earthquake occurred 80.16mi W of Panguna,
Papua New Guinea. Details: http://eqbot.com/pq4 
Map: http://eqbot.com/pqT

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when they take the effort for that.

PROGRAMR.BAT ‫@‏‬PROGRAMR_BAT

int server_status;

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when people travel in miles not kilometres.

147
This Is Just to Say ‫@‏‬JustToSayBot

I have eaten Forgive me


the notifications They were double-edged
that were in so jokey
the sampling and so unregistered

DJ_EBOOKS ‫@‏‬DJ_EBOOKS

NOW SPINNING: BRAND_NEW_EBOOKS


♫ to spend before you put my body still aches ♫

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when someone I don’t like Likes my tbh.


Part II: the timeline

how 2 sext ‫@‏‬wikisext

sext: i wildly choose my planting spot and prepare my soil while


you find out when to plant pumpkins in your region

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I LIKE IT WHEN YOU TAKE.

portmanteau_bot ‫@‏‬portmanteau_bot

backslapdash

BOT20130429 ‫@‏‬BOT20130429

- The bot that you will enjoy a great deal of password

148
Every Color @everycolorbot
0x8de1d8

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buttbot ‫@‏‬butt_things

butt warrantying

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

C:\RUN TXTADVNT.EXE

Cl…… ‫@‏‬ClearCongress

MT █ RANDY_FORBES: ▒▓ ▒▓▓UGHTS O▓ ▓▒▓▓▓▓▓


▓▒▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▓▓▒▓▒▓▒ ▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▒
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@▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▓ ▓
The Dad Factory ‫@‏‬manydads
Part II: the timeline

crash-land Dad

droW yrevE ‫@‏‬drow_yreve

yllacifitaeb

fuck every word ‫@‏‬fuckeveryword

fuck blizzard

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when my boyfriend comes home drunk.

150
Bots r cool ‫@‏‬botsrcool

Bots are cool because of their hatred of hippies

Her ___ was ___ ‫@‏‬blank_was_blank

Her mantel was compressive, like a frequency-independent


oneupmanship

Two Headlines ‫@‏‬TwoHeadlines

Sears Holdings hostage: US reveals bid to rescue Luke Somers

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

Part II: the timeline


I like it when people actually compliment strangers.

Flipped Concept ‫@‏‬flippedconcept

(╯’□’)╯ ︵ səɓɐʇsdՈ

ʎʇuǝʍʇ-ɹnoɟ ‫@‏‬coolbot420

9:20 RETREAD EVERY DAY

Shall I compare... ‫@‏‬thee_to

Shall I compare thee to a font?


Thou art more skinny and more and.

151
... is like ... ‫@‏‬is_like_a

computer is like scene since they are both 1980s

every word is gay ‫@‏‬everywordisgay

gay built

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

A Thief Appears

✧ ➳ feelings.js ✧ ‫@‏‬feelings_js
Part II: the timeline

also i feel different than a judicature

ghost things ‫@‏‬ghost_things

ghost bank

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when it’s sunday!

TXT ADVENTURE [BETA] ‫@‏‬TXTADVNT_EXE

>INVENTORY

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Pixel Sorter @pixelsorter
.@softbeats: hi

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Art Assignment Bot ‫@‏‬artassignbot

Make a painting researching #ToniPayne, due on Sat, Dec 07, 2019.

Cl…… ‫@‏‬ClearCongress

MT █ REPMIKEPOMPEO: ▓▒▓▒▓ ▒▓▒ ▓▒▓▓▒▓ ▓▓▓▓ ▓▒▓▒▒▓


▓▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▓▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▒ ▓▓▓▒ ▓▓▒ ▓▓▒▓ ▒▓▓▓▓▒ ▓▓
▓▒▓▓CULTURE A▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓

droW yrevE ‫@‏‬drow_yreve

cifitaeb

fuck every word ‫@‏‬fuckeveryword


Part II: the timeline

fuck blitzkriegs

buttbot ‫@‏‬butt_things

butt superabundance

every word is gay ‫@‏‬everywordisgay

gay buildups

Her ___ was ___ ‫@‏‬blank_was_blank

His poet-painter was hebrew, like serial pants

154
Big Ben @big_ben_clock

BONG
BONG
BONG
BONG

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BONG
BONG
BONG
BONG

155
the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when I’m trying to sleep.

Bots r cool ‫@‏‬botsrcool

This bot is cool because it reminds me of mangos


and i like mangos wtf is wrong with me
Shall I compare... ‫@‏‬thee_to

Shall I compare thee to an exception?


Thou art more executable and more notable.
Part II: the timeline

... is like ... ‫@‏‬is_like_a

proxy is like Time since they are both hacked

olivia taters ‫@‏‬oliviataters

i would actually rather see bama fsu though.

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when hard baby.

hi i have advice ‫@‏‬nice_tips_bot

please, smile when you say it.

156
sext words ‫@‏‬sextmanteau_bot

undesextposures

Statement Artist ‫@‏‬statementartist

The artist wasn’t made tu love .

PROGRAMR.BAT ‫@‏‬PROGRAMR_BAT

TEST DL,devid_ISDEV

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

Part II: the timeline


I like it when someone can open up my mind to a different way
of thinking.

This Is Just to Say ‫@‏‬JustToSayBot



I have censored Forgive me
the grabs They were gossipy
that were in so fell
the losing and so locked

the way bot ‫@‏‬thewaybot

I like it when you can’t really taste the alcohol


but you still get a happy buzz.
DJ_EBOOKS ‫@‏‬DJ_EBOOKS

NOW SPINNING: ALEXISONFIRE_EBOOKS


♫ evil are the lost souls ♪

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badpng bot @badpng
@ JPGglitchbot
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158
Pixel Sorter @pixelsorter
.@softbeats: hi

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159
flight patterns ‫@‏‬unicode_birds

˃ ≻       >
Ⴢ Ⴢ

      ⫸
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ᗔ ⪢  ⊃

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On Kawara @on_kawara

I AM

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STILL
ALIVE

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Great Artist @greatartbot
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