Betty bought a bit of butter, but she found the butter bitter, so Betty bought a bit of better

butter to make the bitter butter better.

Did Doug dig Dick's garden or did Dick dig Doug's garden?

Larry sent the latter a letter later.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As
much wood As a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

She sells seashells by the seashore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells
shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy,
was he?

If one doctor doctors another doctor

Does the doctor who doctors the doctor
Doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors?
Or does the doctor doctor the way
The doctor who doctors doctors?
The doctoring doctor doctors the doctor the way
The doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor.
Not the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored.

how many cans can a canner can a canner cans as many cans as a canner can can cans   

If you understand say I understand, if you don't understand say I don't understand, but if
you don't understand and say I understand then how will I understand that you
understand.   

If u Notice This Notice u will Notice that This Notice is not a worth Notification..   

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside
inn.   

big black bear bit a big black bug made the big black bug bleed black blood   

I feel, a feel, a funny feel, a funny feel I feel, if you feel the feel I feel, I feel the feel you
feel.   

A driver drives a drivers driven car for taking test drive of the drivers car driven car   
how many coockies could a good cook cook, if a good cook could cook good coockies   

selly sold sea shels on the sea floor to buy some sea shels on the other side of the sea
floor.   

Walter Waddle won a walking wager.

Did Walter Waddle win a walking wager?
If Walter Waddle won a walking wager,
Where's the walking wager Walter Waddle won?   

I WISH TO WISH THE WISH YOU WISH TO WISH,BUT IF YOU WISH THE WISH
THE WITCH WISHES,I WON'T WISH THE WISH YOU WISH TO WISH   

SIXTY-SIX SUPER SINGER SANG SIXTY-SIX SUPER SONG OF SIXTIES ON

SIXTEEN NIGHT AT SEXON SQUARE AT SIX O'CLOCK.   

I LIKE the people LIKE you who LIKE others LIKE me and make the others LIKE me
to LIKE others LIKE you…its worth understanding!!!   

I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the
thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so
much.

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

NO NEED TO LIGHT TO LIGHT A NIGHT LIGHT ON A LIGHT NIGHT LIKE

TONIGHT   

What noise annoys an oyster most?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.

Swan swam over the sea.

Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again.
Well swum swan!

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks
a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds   

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.

Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

A tiny tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail   

Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?

A Tudor who tooted a flute

tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

How many cans can a cannibal nibble

if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans.

Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks
in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes

How many cuckoos could a good cook cook

if a cook could cook cuckoos.

There was a fisherman named Fisher

who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher   

Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or
framing his famed French finch photos?

If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists
tongues.   

Fresh fried fish,

Fish fresh fried,
Fried fish fresh,
Fish fried fresh.   

If Stu chews shoes,should Stu choose the shoes he chews?   

Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,

did Billy Button buy a buttered biscuit?
If Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,
Where's the buttered biscuit Billy Button bought ??   
Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend our Joe your Joe's banjo.
If your Joe won't lend our Joe your Joe's banjo,
our Joe won't lend your Joe our Joe's banjo when our Joe has a banjo!

I saw Esau
I saw Esau kissing Kate,
And Kate saw I saw Esau,
And Esau saw that I saw Kate,
And Kate saw I saw Esau saw.