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DRAWINGS Mick Stevens, Becky Barnicoat, Robert Leighton, Zachary Kanin, Amy Hwang,
Drew Panckeri, Julia Suits, Bruce Eric Kaplan, Frank Cotham, Edward Steed, Benjamin Schwartz,
Liana Finck, Brooke Bourgeois, John McNamee SPOTS Christoph Niemann
CONTRIBUTORS
Peter Hessler (“ Year of the Bunny Hill,” Lauren Collins (“L’Homme du Jour,”
p. 32) became a staff writer in 2000. p. 42), a staff writer since 2008, is the
His most recent book is “The Buried.” author of “When in French.”
Casey Parks (“Going Home,” p. 18) was Miller Oberman (Poem, p. 39) published
a 2019-20 Spencer Fellow in education the poetry collection “The Unstill
reporting at the Columbia Journalism Ones” in 2017. He teaches writing at
School. Her first book, “Diary of a Mis- Eugene Lang College of Liberal Arts
fit,” will be out in 2022. at the New School.
Alex Ross (“Opus One,” p. 26), the mag- Cynthia Ozick (Fiction, p. 50), a recipi-
azine’s music critic since 1996, is the ent of the National Book Critics Circle
author of “Wagnerism.” Award, has written numerous books,
including, most recently, the novel
Anna Journey (Poem, p. 54) will publish “Antiquities.”
her fourth poetry collection, “The Judas
Ear,” in 2022. She teaches at the Uni- Caitlin Reid (Puzzles & Games Dept.)
versity of Southern California. has been a crossword constructor since
2017. Her puzzles have appeared in
Peter de Sève (Cover), an illustrator and the Times and the Wall Street Journal.
a character designer for animated mov-
ies, has contributed more than forty Saki Knafo (The Talk of the Town, p. 14),
covers to the magazine. a freelance journalist, is the host of
Season 1 of the “Conviction” podcast.
Hannah Fry (A Critic at Large, p. 64)
is an associate professor at University Roz Chast (Sketchbook, p. 63), a long-
College London’s Centre for Advanced time New Yorker cartoonist, published,
Spatial Analysis. Her latest book is with Patricia Marx, “You Can Only Yell
“Hello World.” at Me for One Thing at a Time.”
hear this.
Narrated stories,
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PROMOTION
THE MAIL
RETHINKING ROBO-PETS This is not an instance of, as Spar-
row writes, “sentimentality of a mor-
Katie Engelhart, in her article on ro- ally deplorable sort.” As the country’s
botic aids for homebound elderly peo- population ages, the loneliness epi-
ple, describes how petlike robots, which demic will only become more pro-
communicate with their owners and nounced. A higher moral imperative
are designed to get to know them using than objectivity is the alleviation of
machine learning, are alleviating feel- suffering. If a senior’s life is improved
ings of loneliness (“Home and Alone,” by the harmless private fiction of a
May 31st). Mechanical cats and dogs robo-pet possessing real emotions, it
are certainly a sensible innovation dur- is a good thing.
ing the loneliness epidemic, which has Arthur Hooberman
become a costly catastrophe. But, while Evanston, Ill.
it’s clear that robot pets can provide
some level of comfort, the commercial I am ordinarily contemptuous of vir-
interests that stand to profit from A.I. tual-reality substitutes for the real deal,
pets may divert attention from solu- but Engelhart’s report on the comfort
tions that are more humane, if more that home-alone older people derive
complex to implement. from pet robots forced me to rethink
We should not overlook less techy that attitude. The robo-pet owners
remedies for loneliness, which include portrayed in the article are wonder-
sharing one’s housing with other peo- fully self-aware, amused and amusing,
ple. There are millions of spare bed- philosophical, and decidedly not pa-
rooms in the United States, many of thetic. When read in conjunction with
them in the homes of seniors who live the issue’s short story, by Saïd Sayra-
alone. In the midst of an affordable- fiezadeh (“A, S, D, F”), about a young
housing crisis, helping seniors find man’s handling of isolation, it’s plain
housemates who can offer companion- that there’s much to be said for giv-
ship in exchange for reduced rent is a ing space to sentiment, whatever one’s
win-win proposition. The comfort that age. Kudos to the writers and the ed-
robots offer is only a stopgap; as Engel- itors for that exquisite and uplifting
hart’s article makes clear, even elderly juxtaposition.
people with robotic pets long for real John Bengston
human connection. Gainesville, Fla.
Annamarie Pluhar
President, Sharing Housing, Inc. Engelhart’s article is informative and
East Dummerston, Vt. often moving, but it doesn’t mention an
even more rewarding source of com-
Engelhart’s examination of the phil- panionship for the elderly: real cats.
osophical and ethical challenges posed Having a cat may take more effort than
by robo-pets includes a critique by a robot—someone has to provide food
the ethicist Robert Sparrow, who ob- and water, and empty a litter box—
jects to the deliberate substitution of but affection between two congenial
artificial intelligence for the natural living creatures can, of course, gener-
kind as a violation of the imperative ate real joy.
“to apprehend the world accurately.” Janice Patton
But who does that? Any intervention Toronto, Ont.
that helps should be welcomed. We
all live with our private delusions, •
which make living in chaos and dan- Letters should be sent with the writer’s name,
ger tolerable on a day-to-day basis. address, and daytime phone number via e-mail to
Even those of us who have live pets themail@newyorker.com. Letters may be edited
for length and clarity, and may be published in
converse with them knowing that the any medium. We regret that owing to the volume
animals cannot understand or reply. of correspondence we cannot reply to every letter.
In an effort to slow the spread of the coronavirus, many New York City venues are closed. Here’s a selection of culture to be found
around town, as well as online and streaming; as ever, it’s advisable to check in advance to confirm engagements.
The Public Art Fund’s “Melvin Edwards: Brighter Days,” on view in City Hall Park through Nov. 28,
offers a fifty-year survey of the American sculptor’s career with six steel sculptures that unite abstract
and symbolic forms. Like all the works here, “Song of the Broken Chains” (pictured), from 2020, ac-
crues power from its location: the park is part of the site of the African Burial Ground, a Colonial-era
cemetery for people of African heritage, and has become a locus of Black Lives Matter activism.
PHOTOGRAPH BY JOHNSON LUI
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MUSIC
(i.e., dance music for sitting down). But “Re-
flection,” her second album, echoes its title by
Americana-tinged melodies to stir up action, but
the title track and “Familiar Flower” are remind-
being more openly contemplative than I.D.M.’s ers that a wizardly guitarist can only go so long
usual gleeful deconstruction. Many of its best before unleashing his digits.—Steve Futterman
Ka Baird parts are utterly melancholic. On “Self Doubt
EXPERIMENTAL Last spring, as singers flocked (Leaving the Club Early),” James’s decelerated
online to perform acoustic songs from lock- pulses match her downcast vocals; on other Make Music New York
down, Ka Baird premièred a different kind of tracks, vocalists including her fellow-Londoners FESTIVAL Since 2007, June 21 in New York has
quarantine concert. In closeup, Baird appeared Baths, Nova, and Xzavier Stone offer murmured meant mini concerts sprouting up throughout
to be trapped in a wind tunnel, holding a flute words of comfort. Think of it as post-pandemic the city’s parks, band shells, canals, stoops, and
against the gale. As anxious electronic sounds clubland mutual aid.—Michaelangelo Matos sidewalks. Make Music New York, part of a
built, Baird raised the flute to play, but few worldwide celebration inspired by France’s Fête
notes came out; the artist turned to a micro- de la Musique, returns after a largely virtual
phone to sing, but words failed. Rooted in the Julian Lage: “Squint” 2020 edition. This veteran festival fits the year:
avant-garde, Baird’s loopy nightmare, hatched JAZZ Julian Lage’s lovely new release, “Squint,” What better way to draw a curtain on a pandemic
as a Kraftwerk tribute, seemed more attuned makes the listener all the more grateful for a than mass singing in the streets? Although most
to the feeling of our collective pandemic mo- giant of present-day jazz guitar—Bill Frisell. performances are small in scale, Make Music
ment than to the soothing sounds coming out of Frisell’s work gave plectrists permission to econ- features a smattering of grander projects, in-
the mainstream. This week, at Roulette, Baird omize their playing and let air into their music; cluding “A Juneteenth Celebration” (at Astor
performs “Proximity Exercises,” a new com- he also encouraged them to allow folk and coun- Place, June 19-21), “Stonewall Sings” (Stone-
position featuring voice, flute, electronics, a try influences to seep through. Lage, sounding wall National Monument), and Carnegie Hall’s
pair of cellos, and an installation. Like much little like Frisell, has incorporated the older presentation of Hazmat Modine (under the
of the artist’s work, it also incorporates move- guitar avatar’s profound aesthetic into the mar- Dumbo Archway). Meanwhile, along the South
ment, as Baird dances in the undefined margins row of his own style—particularly on the album’s Street Seaport, Ryan Sawyer and the percussion
of experimental sound, performance art, and most lyrical and succinct tracks. Buoyed by the ensemble Talujon lead the global COVID me-
humor.—Jay Ruttenberg (June 21 at 8; roulette.org.) supple interplay of the bassist Jorge Roeder and morial “This Moment in Time,” a participatory
the drummer Dave King, a restrained Lage leans work played on gongs—whether struck in so-
on the finery of his tone and the virtues of his lemnity, solidarity, or frustration.—J.R.
Harlem Chamber Players
CLASSICAL “Who shall we trust to anchor our
memories?” ask the composer Adolphus Hail-
stork and the librettist Herbert Woodward INDIE ROCK
Martin in their new concert aria for mezzo-
soprano and chamber orchestra, “TULSA 1921
(Pity These Ashes, Pity This Dust),” which
commemorates the hundredth anniversary of
the Tulsa Race Massacre. It’s a good question:
television shows such as “Lovecraft Country”
and “Watchmen” have foregrounded the trag-
edy’s importance in American history at a time
when some Republican-led state legislatures
want to pass laws that could control the way it is
taught in schools. The vocalist J’Nai Bridges and
the Harlem Chamber Players give the piece’s
world première in a streaming concert that also
features works by Jessie Montgomery, Alice
Coltrane, and Trevor Weston. Also playing:
Bridges sings Daniel Bernard Roumain’s mov-
ing aria on the same subject, “They Still Want
to Kill Us,” which streams on the Web sites of
Opera Philadelphia and Washington Performing
Arts.—Oussama Zahr (June 19; thegreenespace.org.)
“I Dream a Dream
That Dreams Back at Me”
CLASSICAL In observance of Juneteenth, which
memorializes the belated arrival of emancipa-
tion in Texas, Lincoln Center mounts a site-spe-
cific experience, set in outdoor spaces through-
out the campus, conceived and curated by the The musician Michelle Zauner, who performs as Japanese Breakfast, is ready
poet and performer Carl Hancock Rux. Among to embrace delight in all its forms: her new album, “Jubilee,” is actively
the versatile artists involved are the musicians
Nona Hendryx, Vernon Reid, Helga Davis, and trying to channel good things. Zauner has said outright that it’s about joy,
Toshi Reagon, the playwright Lynn Nottage, but that theme doesn’t manifest itself in straightforward ways, narratively
and the designer Dianne Smith. Free tickets or sonically: these quirky songs, shuffling across the indie and pop planes,
are available, via lottery, two weeks prior to the
event, and are limited to two seats per entry. are as much about finding and sustaining joy as they are about experiencing
ILLUSTRATION BY GRACE J. KIM
On-site health screenings are required to at- it. Glowing arrangements and hopeful storytelling are designed to prompt
tend.—Steve Smith (June 19 at 7; restartstages.org.) a fulfilling out-of-body experience throughout the record, Zauner’s best,
most incandescent release yet. Her voice sparkles. The music, in turn, is
Loraine James: “Reflection” lush in spots and sleek in others, opening with an explosion of color—the
ELECTRONIC The British electronic producer maximalist horn procession of “Paprika”; the glossy eighties pop of “Be
Loraine James’s splashy stop-start rhythms and
swirling ostinatos slot neatly into the lineage Sweet”—before settling into a blissful rhythm. The album is marked by
of Aphex Twin and Squarepusher-style I.D.M. tremendous streaks of optimism that never grow dimmer.—Sheldon Pearce
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illusion? Decoding these philosophical puzzles is
part of the fun.—David Kortava (zerogravity.art)
DANCE
Dance Now
This organization has been celebrating its twen-
ty-fifth anniversary with online presentations
for the past several months, but on June 18 it’s
teaming up with Arts on Site to offer in-person
outdoor shows on East Third Street, between
Avenues A and B. These events are part live,
part digital. Among the live selections are Jamal
Jackson’s “846,” an ensemble work that uses “The
Rite of Spring” to respond to George Floyd’s
murder, and Amber Sloan and Sy Lu’s “Yma
Dream.” Among the screenings are “alongside,”
a dance-and-sound collaboration led by Jasmine
Hearn; Maleek Washington’s “Staying Home”;
and Alice Sheppard’s “The Marvelous Ones Live
Here.”—Brian Seibert (dancenownyc.org)
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bringing life and hope back to downtown New
and vote on the action at various moments in the story.—Michael Schulman York. As the city emerges from the pandemic,
River to River once again takes on this role,
offering concerts, exhibits, installations, guided
chekhovOS tours, and dance performances, in lower Man-
THE THEATRE hattan as well as on Governors Island, June 10-
/an experimental game/ 27. On June 20, Okwui Okpokwasili—a powerful
In this vertiginously experimental production, storyteller, singer, actress, and dancer—leads a
Blindness conceived and directed by Igor Golyak for the procession through Rockefeller Park, in Bat-
Arlekin Players Theatre, the audience is called tery Park City. At the Governors Island Arts
Daryl Roth on to rescue a number of Anton Chekhov’s char- Center, June 25-27, Mariana Valencia explores
This show from Donmar Warehouse, directed by acters from their unhappy fates. The Russian the memories of queer New Yorkers who have
Walter Meierjohann and written by Simon Ste- playwright’s subjects convey their plights via lived in the Village during the past five decades.
phens, is an adaptation of José Saramago’s 1995 e-mail, text message, and Zoom, where most On June 26, at La Plaza, at the Clemente Soto
novel of the same name. A man goes suddenly of the action unfolds. “If you are asked whether Vélez Cultural & Educational Center, on the
blind; this mysterious case marks the beginning Lyuba Ranevskaya should sell the Cherry Or- Lower East Side, Nora Chipaumire presents a
of an epidemic of blindness. The audience is chard,” reads one such entreaty, “say YES.” On scene from her opera “Nehanda,” about a spirit
grouped into pairs who have come together, a recent evening, more than five hundred vir- medium venerated by the Shona people of Zim-
and, at first, each pair sits under its own spot- tual theatregoers in a dozen-some countries, babwe and Mozambique.—M.H. (lmcc.net/r2r)
light. There is no stage; the show occurs only in from Peru to Russia and Australia, cast their
light and sound. The story is ably delivered by votes, all the while conversing in Zoom’s chat.
Juliet Stevenson, as the Storyteller, in a recorded “Chekhov used to be a famous ballet dancer,” “State of Darkness”
monologue, through headphones. The Storytell- one participant commented. (Chekhov wasn’t, Last fall, the Joyce Theatre made its first foray
er’s husband, an ophthalmologist, becomes blind, but the actor playing him, the Soviet defec- into pandemic-era live streaming with perfor-
ILLUSTRATION BY LEHEL KOVÁCS
and, along with others afflicted by the plague, tor Mikhail Baryshnikov, is a living legend.) mances of “State of Darkness,” Molissa Fenley’s
the couple take up residence in a hospital. The If the pleasure of conventional theatre lies in 1988 endurance-solo version of “The Rite of
Storyteller can still, miraculously, see, a fact that forgetting yourself for a time and getting lost Spring.” The theatre now returns to in-person
she hides from everyone but her husband. As in someone else’s story, then the strange thrill shows (for limited-capacity audiences, June
people panic and the systems of society crumble, of this immersive multi-platform experience 16-20) with a reprise of the same project. As
the corpses pile up. The show’s astonishing sound lies in the opposite: the chance to play God with before, the thirty-five-minute work is tack-
design, by Ben and Max Ringham, subtly under- some of the most iconic dramatis personae in led each night by a different stellar dancer:
lines a lingering social worry: Exactly how far the history of the stage. But by what right can Jared Brown, Lloyd Knight, Sara Mearns,
from one another are we? Are we safe?—Vinson Madame Ranevskaya (Jessica Hecht), or the Annique Roberts, Cassandra Trenary, or Mi-
Cunningham (Reviewed in our issue of 4/19/21.) others, wrest control from her creator? And is chael Trusnovec. This time, though, you can
Kathleen Ryan
The white and blue-green fuzz of Penicillium
mold has never held as much glittering allure
as it does in “Bad Fruit,” this New York artist’s
début with the Karma gallery, in which Brob-
dingnagian cherries and lemons appear to be rot-
ting. Ryan’s sculptures, rendered as voluptuous
spangled volumes, are barnacled by glass beads,
semiprecious stones, slices of geodes, and fresh-
water pearls. Their surfaces alternately evoke
appliquéd couture garments, bedazzled jeans,
and the overflowing contents of fairy-tale trea-
sure chests. In “Bad Lemon (Sea Witch),” from
2020, the circular geometry of a halved citrus is
blurred by craggy, moss-hued formations; they
look startlingly realistic from a distance, except
for their sparkle. Ryan’s enlargement of every-
day items may owe some debt to her scaled-up In 1914, Marcel Duchamp wrote a note to himself: “Make a painting
Pop predecessors (Claes Oldenburg’s food, Jeff of frequency.” More than a century later, a superb new exhibition by the
Koons’s balloon animals, Liza Lou’s kitchen), but
her labor-intensive, decorative ostentation and veteran American painter Terry Winters, now on view at the Matthew
her celebration of the fecund, gross process of de- Marks gallery (through June 26), is on the same wavelength. Duchamp,
composition make her sculptures uniquely spec- a champion of “anti-retinal” art, might seem like an odd touchstone for
tacular. A mammoth crown of daisies (made from
© TERRY WINTERS / COURTESY MATTHEW MARKS GALLERY
irrigation supplies) is the show’s lone unadorned someone as optically (not to mention haptically) all in as Winters, but the
piece; a stagecoach-size rotting jack-o’-lantern, Brooklyn native has been reinvigorating abstraction by casting his mind’s
whose interior suggests an enchanted grotto, is eye on scientific systems, from astronomy to physics, for forty years. How
its rhapsodic grand finale.—J.F. (karmakarma.org)
to express spatial sequences—orbits, oscillations, perception itself—while
carrying on a tradition whose lineage stretches (at least) from the New York
Niki de Saint Phalle School to the Aboriginal Australian master Warlimpirrnga Tjapaltjarri?
This French-American avant-gardist, who died
at the age of seventy-one, in 2002, is the subject Winters provides vibratory answers in the seven oil, wax, and resin paintings
of a ravishing and scandalously overdue retro- here (including “Index 2,” from 2020, above). Each one is more than seven
spective at MOMA PS1. Saint Phalle is one feet tall, making viewing them a full-body experience. Winters, who came
of the late twentieth century’s great creative
personalities, ahead of her time in several re- of age as an artist in the nineteen-seventies, borrows Minimalism’s strategies
spects, with traits that once clouded and now of repetition, but his works are anything but formulaic. Just when you think
halo her importance. Her career had two chief you’ve grasped the rules of his game—say, containing compositions within
phases: feminist rage, expressed by way of .22
rifles fired at plaster sculptures inside which horizontal bands at the top and the bottom—you encounter an outlier like
she had secreted bags of paint, and feminist “Thyreos,” a bristling pink oval pulsing on a field of blue.—Andrea K. Scott
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heads from attraction to attraction and booth nographic drawings of the Emperor. In the nine- of which sounds sweet to the local funeral direc-
to booth, each of which displays a sardonically teen-eighties, Okuzaki—with the director and tor (Bill Murray), who knows that there is money
theatrical distortion of a familiar agony—preda- cinematographer Kazuo Hara in tow—became to be made in the wrapping up of a life. Aaron
tory lenders at the ticket counter, road-ragers in a one-man truth squad, barging into the homes Schneider’s 2010 movie, which was written by
a bumper-car ride, retirement-home scammers, and the workplaces of former officers from the Chris Provenzano and C. Gaby Mitchell, is set
dismissive medical caregivers, and even a hal- doomed campaign and forcing them, with threats in rural Tennessee in the nineteen-thirties, and it
lucinatory sequence in which two young lovers of violence, to answer questions about the exe- looks a treat, down to the last button—too much
consult a fortune-teller and see themselves in cution of soldiers from his outfit. The stories he of a treat, perhaps, for what begins as a study of
their terrifying old age. Romero films these extracts—involving blind obedience, starvation, impermeable loneliness. Gradually, the story
fun-house monstrosities with chilling verve and and cannibalism—are shocking, as is the film’s eases off, so that, by the end, our hero can be
wild imagination, reinforcing its painful meta- underlying premise: that the Japanese govern- offered a therapeutic (if anachronistic) chance at
phors with raw physical details.—Richard Brody ment failed to confront its wartime atrocities. a public confession. What survives this soften-
(Streaming on Shudder.) Hara calmly observes the compromised yet fanat- ing is the lively conflict among the actors, with
ically dedicated inquisitor on his mission, parsing Duvall’s ruggedness playing off against Murray’s
the chaotic events with a visual clarity that illu- straight-faced, half-threatening whimsy and the
The Emperor’s Naked minates the story’s complexities and raises the bright emotional clarity of Sissy Spacek, in the
drama to a high aesthetic order. Released in 1987. role of an old flame.—Anthony Lane (Reviewed in
Army Marches On In Japanese.—R.B. (Streaming at Japan Society.) our issue of 8/9/10.) (Streaming on Amazon, Vudu,
Kenzo Okuzaki, one of the few survivors of the and other services.)
Japanese Army’s fight to the death in New Guinea
during the Second World War, returned home Get Low
and went on a rampage of revolt. Okuzaki spent A testy old woodsman (Robert Duvall) conceives Phffft
thirteen years in jail for crimes that included the idea of holding, and attending, his own fu- In this comedy of remarriage, from 1954, Judy
killing a real-estate broker, shooting pachinko neral while he’s still alive. Everyone is invited, Holliday and Jack Lemmon star as a successful
balls at Emperor Hirohito, and publishing por- especially those with a tale to tell about him—all suburban couple who find that the magic has
gone out of their eight-year union. After quickly
divorcing, both try to savor the single life in
Manhattan but find themselves unable to escape
WHAT TO STREAM each other’s attentions. Holliday, famous for
playing ditzes of accidental genius, here portrays
someone more like herself—a smart and worldly
woman whose professional life requires her to
dumb down. In the role of a soap-opera writer,
she shines in sharply satirical scenes of live radio
and TV drama. Lemmon, as a nerdy attorney
attempting to swing, offers frenzy tinged with
pathos, though the grisly humor written for
Kim Novak, as a desperate good-time girl, is
entirely superfluous. The director, Mark Rob-
son, fumbles the script’s screwball complications
(except for a gleefully pugnacious night-club
dance number) but makes much of the real-life
milieu where they take place, a nouveau-bour-
geois postwar New York, in which the styles
and the schmooze make for solid masks and
the Martini is the solvent of preference.—R.B.
(Streaming on the Criterion Channel.)
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ment, which inspire his later career as a novelist. In “Education,” McQueen delusions. In Korean.—R.B. (Streaming on Film
tells his own story, of a child shunted into a school for the “subnormal” at Lincoln Center’s virtual cinema.)
and rescued by community activists who both exposed official racism and
created an independent school that centered Black experience; the film’s For more reviews, visit
grand ending soars with the visionary power of this heritage.—Richard Brody newyorker.com/goings-on-about-town
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ularly complicated—but they did help cluding kale massaged in tahini and mar-
usher in a new era of home cooking. They inated zucchini, for lunch. Dinner-ori-
also popularized a style of prepared food ented “mains” included golden-crusted
TABLES FOR TWO and a standard for ingredients that many cauliflower Parmesan, layered with jammy
less specialized supermarkets adopted. tomato sauce, mozzarella, and fresh basil,
The New Carry-Out Cuisine Still, the fantasy of Barefoot Con- and roast chicken with salsa verde. My
tessa—the shop that launched Ina Gar- Fresh Catskills box required more work,
A few years ago, I came across a cook- ten’s culinary career when she bought it, in though the quality of the ingredients was
book called “Carry-Out Cuisine: Rec- 1978—dies hard. During the pandemic, so high that preparation was best kept
ipes from America’s Finest Gourmet many city-dwelling professionals inter- simple: a gorgeous rib eye, grilled; Swiss
Food Shops,” first published in 1982. ested in good food have had too much chard sautéed and tossed with smoked
The forward begins, “Followers of what’s time to produce it, and have grown weary ricotta and rigatoni.
new in food fashions are familiar with of shopping and cooking, not to mention Pools of fruity olive oil rose to the
names like Dean & DeLuca of New takeout. Now there are restaurants to get surface of Harvest Moon’s green-chick-
York, San Francisco’s Oakville Grocery, back to, but who could resist the promise pea hummus, which came with a crisp,
PHOTOGRAPH BY PHYLLIS MA FOR THE NEW YORKER; ILLUSTRATION BY JOOST SWARTE
Jamail’s in Houston. These gourmet of Harvest Moon Supplies? “NYC’s bou- almost paper-thin “lemony cracker,”
food shops . . . represent an important tique grocery & prepared foods service,” as crusted in flaky salt; the combination
trend in convenience food preparation.” the company’s Web site describes it, offers, could be eaten no way but lustily. A
According to the New York Times for weekly delivery, “a curated selection of “Niçoise” spuntino (Italian for “snack”)
obituary for Sheila Lukins, a co-founder foods you’ll never find at the store, from featured tiny steamed potatoes nestled
of the Silver Palate—an archetype of the best farmers, artisans and purveyors among slick baby-artichoke hearts,
the gourmet food shop, which opened across the country” ($175-$410). crunchy string beans, and Castelvetrano
in 1977, on the Upper West Side—that A “curated box” from another delivery olives, strewn with flowering chive and
trend arose to accommodate city-dwell- business, Fresh Catskills ($129-$160), delicate shavings of breakfast radish,
ing professional women (plus some hap- supplied me with enough locally sourced no tuna necessary; there were sword-
less bachelors) “who were interested in produce, meat, eggs, dairy, and pantry fish steaks, too, to be pan-seared and
good food but lacked the time to produce items for a week or so. Through its ser- finished with gremolata. For a spring
it.” At a gourmet food shop, you could buy vice Stocked (“A New Way to Fill Your salad, pea shoots were tangled with
curried squash soup or lemon chicken to Fridge”), Three Owls Market, in the both English and sugar-snap peas, plus
reheat and plate as you wished, and feel West Village, will drop off three days’ blanched asparagus, segments of blood
almost as if you’d made it yourself. worth of a dealer’s-pick assortment of orange, ricotta salata, and capers. It was
It may be a stretch to say that “Carry- prepared foods ($220). The ultimate lux- so beautiful I would have painted it, had
Out Cuisine” or “The Silver Palate Cook- ury now is not only convenience but also I artistic inclination. It was so delicious
book,” which was also published in 1982 being freed from the tyranny of choice. I forgot to even take a picture.
and has since sold millions of copies, ren- If nothing from Stocked left me crav- —Hannah Goldfield
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HUSTINGS DEPT. candidates to come and answer ques- these people sitting right there.” Some-
STREET SUMMIT tions about policing and gun violence. one in the crowd called out that Banks
(Scott Stringer and Dianne Morales de- should run for office.
clined the invitation.) The mayoral candidates were up next.
The summit site resembled a street Each had thirty minutes in the hot seat.
fair, with venders grilling burgers and Bystanders were encouraged to inter-
a drum line rallying the crowd. The ject. Right before Ray McGuire’s turn,
police kept their distance, behind bar- a downpour began, and the interview
wo summers ago, a twenty-eight- ricades. The block was closed to cars ex- was moved into a nearby bar. “I came
T year-old man named Arsenio
Gravesande was shot and killed in the
cept for a miniature lime-green con-
vertible operated by a small child. Work-
up the hard way, too,” he said. “I dug
ditches, I laid tile, I changed bedpans.”
Brownsville neighborhood of Brooklyn. ers from city hospitals handed out pam- (Later, he said that he had enjoyed talking
Gravesande was the leader of a local fac- phlets about vaccines, and Crew Count’s with “these smart young men,” adding,
tion of the Crips, and hundreds of his organizers registered people to vote. “In my four decades in finance, I have
followers held a days-long vigil on his Banks, who has a thick beard and wore realized that there are a lot of C.E.O.s
block, on Tapscott Street. Sheem Banks, shredded black jeans, sat with his men, on the street.”)
an influential member of the gang, con- along with the Hot 97 personality Shani When the skies cleared, Andrew
ducted a negotiation with a Black po- Kulture and the actor Michael K. Wil- Yang appeared. After defending his sup-
lice captain named Derby St. Fort: as liams (Omar on “The Wire”), at a table port for an expansion of the police force,
long as Banks kept the mourners in line, in the street. he picked at a plate of curried chicken
the police would hold back. The peace The first interviewee was Zach Iscol, prepared by Gravesande’s mother and
was kept. “I was able to talk to you, and a white entrepreneur and a nonprofit stood on the steps of a porch where
you were, like, ‘I’ll handle it,’” St. Fort executive, who dropped out of the may- some of Banks’s friends were drinking
told Banks the other day. Banks shrugged. oral race earlier this year and is now Cognac from plastic cups. A man in a
“One hand washes the other,” he said, running for comptroller. He invoked his cap bearing a dollar sign said that he
“and both hands wash the face.” time in the Marines. “I challenge you wanted officers “who are actually from
St. Fort was back on the block last to find another candidate who put their around here” to police the neighbor-
week to watch Banks engage in another lives on the line for anything,” he said. hood. Yang agreed, but after he walked
act of diplomacy, as the host of an un- Banks laughed from across the table. off with his entourage the porch dwell-
usual political summit. A community “I’m not a candidate,” he said, “but my ers seemed skeptical.
organization called Crew Count had life is on the line every day”—he ges- “I feel like we’ve been through this
arranged for seven of the city’s mayoral tured toward his fellow-Crips—“for before,” a young man said, pinching a
14 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 21, 2021
joint. “When it’s over, he’s gonna for-
get about Tapscott.” He exhaled. “They
1
DEPT. OF HAUNTS
an older man wearing a plaid shirt and
a flat cap exited the church. Bey asked
BACK HOME IN HARLEM
just want a vote from us. That’s it.” him if he knew the McMillans.
The program continued. Paperboy The man said “Oh, yeah!” and in-
Prince, the rapper turned New Age can- troduced himself as the Reverend Dr.
didate, showed up wearing a bejewelled John L. Scott, a pastor at St. John’s. “I’ve
turban and a shimmering orange-and- been here forty-eight years now,” he
lavender blouse that was open to the waist. said. Scott ran through the McMillan
During the interview, the candidate saw family tree, recounting their move to
Yang and shouted, “Yo, they’re telling me he photographer Dawoud Bey, North Carolina twenty-five years ago,
that I would win if I dress like you!” Yang
laughed and said, “Paperboy’s going to
T whose work is currently the sub-
ject of a tight and topical retrospective
but then he got distracted by a teen-ager
walking by in a shirt that said “A Bath-
win anyway.” As Maya Wiley described at the Whitney Museum, stood on a ing Ape.” “Hey, man!” Scott shouted.
her plan to cut the police budget, an el- Harlem sidewalk the other day and “What that shirt say?” Having snared
derly homeowner said that he was tired peered into the window of a Wells the boy’s attention, Scott took the op-
of young people leaving bottles on the Fargo branch. Pedestrians streamed portunity to spell out the benefits of
street outside his house. “I pay taxes,” he around him in both directions. “This is organized religion. The boy gave a po-
said. “I pay a mortgage. I pay insurance.” the former location of Lenox Lounge,” lite smile and walked away.
Still, he said, he was reluctant to com- Bey said, referring to the blues-and- Next, an elderly woman named De-
plain to the cops. “We’re Black people,” jazz club that showcased Billie Hol- lores Lee, who wore a hat adorned with
he said. “I ain’t gonna call the police for iday and Miles Davis. He watched rhinestones, walked up, and Scott urged
every little thing.” someone use an A.T.M. inside and
Some onlookers wondered whether frowned. “It was a major social and
the candidates could relate to life in cultural center,” he said. “But you would
Brownsville. “You’re from Park Slope, never know.”
right?” a teen-ager asked Kathryn Gar- Bey, who was born and raised in
cia. “Do you think you could really un- New York, was in town from Louisiana,
derstand our struggle?” Garcia, a for- where he is shooting photographs that
mer city sanitation commissioner, re- explore the legacy of plantations; the
plied that she got to know the neigh- Sean Kelly Gallery, in Hudson Yards,
borhood while managing its garbage- will show the images in the fall. His
collection and sewage systems. “I’ve day’s itinerary included visits to personal
been out in the streets,” she said. When monuments in a Harlem that is vastly
the candidate Shaun Donovan said that different from the one he frequented
he lived “right across Atlantic Avenue,” as a struggling artist almost fifty years
a resident remarked, “The bougie part ago. “This is where all my formative
of downtown.” experiences took place,” he said. He wore
The sun was setting by the time Eric a sky-blue blazer, a black button-down,
Adams, Brooklyn’s borough president and white jeans.
and a Brownsville native, sat down for His second stop was St. John’s Bap- Dawoud Bey
his interrogation. After he touted his tist Church, a red brick building on 152nd
long record of public service, Jahlil Allah, Street. “This is where my mom and dad Bey to share his memories of the Mc-
a sixteen-year-old organizer for Crew met,” he said, and took a seat on the Millans.“Oh, yes, the McMillans,” Lee
Count, asked if any of that work had steps. “After service, we’d go across the said, beaming. “They used to have the
made a difference for Brownsville. street and spend some time with the boys in one room and the girls in the
“No,” Adams admitted. McMillans.” He pointed to a nearby other after Sunday school.”
Allah asked why anyone should be- building and wove in and out of vivid “That was beautiful,” Bey said, set-
lieve he’d get results as mayor. narratives: his aunt Louise’s member- ting off to his next stop. “It’s nice to
“Well, brother, you gotta believe in ship in the parish’s women’s group; a du- know some of that history is still alive.”
something,” Adams said. “Why not be- bious dry cleaner whose store may or On West 132nd Street, between Pow-
lieve in me, like I believe in you?” may not still be around the corner; and ell and Douglass Boulevards, his gait
When the candidates went home, a friend of his parents named Jimmy took on a determined quality. He was
the party continued, with a d.j. and danc- who used to work there. trying to find a spot where he had pho-
ing. What did Banks make of the can- “Jimmy was always in the back,” Bey tographed someone forty-five years ago,
didates? “Somebody gained my vote,” said with a laugh. “It didn’t take me long when he was twenty-three. “It was the
he said, declining to get specific. “It’s to realize that that’s where the real busi- first image I shot that I actually liked,”
my first time voting. I want to keep it ness was happening! The place was prob- he said. On his iPhone, he pulled up
to myself.” ably a numbers joint.” the picture, which is titled “A Man in
—Saki Knafo As Bey reconstructed his memories, a Bowler Hat,” and he scrutinized the
THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 21, 2021 15
windows of brownstones along the street
for a potential match. No luck.
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MOMMY’S LITTLE HELPER
auntie who travelled the world with her
military career,” she said. “Then I got preg-
INFLUENCING 101
“I used to always try to be in Har- nant.” She became an insurance adjuster,
lem on Sunday mornings,” he said, first for cars—“very fast-paced, because
taking a breather on a stoop. “Because people literally get into accidents all the
that’s when people were out. Church time”—then for property. “Aside from
service always started around ten-forty- the police, you’re the first call that most
five, so I would try to be out here by people make,” she said. “It’s not like I was
ten o’clock.” He described how he’d a brain surgeon, but to be able to talk them
had to overcome his shyness before he Harvard for influencing does not off the ledge—it was fulfilling.”
could ask the man in the bowler hat
permission to take his photo. Then he
A yet exist—it’s only a matter of time—
but the school of Tina Meeks comes
She joined Instagram in 2012, to share
family photos. Then house photos. Then
took out his iPhone and posed for a close. Want to know what to do with food photos. Five years and another child
photo of himself in front of an apart- your hands in a photo? She’ll send you later, her husband told her,“If you’re going
ment building. a link. Want your interiors to look more to spend as much time on social media
The last stop on the tour was the Nancy Meyers and less “C.S.I.”? She’ll as you do, you should find a way to make
Loew’s Victoria Theatre, on 125th Street. tell you what light bulbs to buy. Want to money from it.” She dove deep into You-
Or, rather, what used to be the Loew’s quit your nine-to-five and become the Tube. “That’s how I learned photo com-
Victoria. The site is now home to a sort of trusted personality who makes six position, how I honed my aesthetic,” she
twenty-eight-story tower containing figures a year documenting and distrib- said. She tagged brands. “The day that
apartments and a hotel, with room for uting your life? She’ll coach you, for five Children’s Place shared my post was, like,
arts and cultural spaces. In 1976, Bey hundred dollars an hour. the best day ever. They didn’t even pay
shot an iconic photograph of a stylish “Not everyone can make three hun- me.” She came up with formulas for eq-
young Black boy posed cockily in front dred thousand dollars a year,” Meeks said uitable compensation: her baseline rate
of the theatre’s ornately tiled box of- the other day, referring to the sum that for a single photo is the number of dol-
fice. The grand exterior is now mostly she earned in 2020, “but if you can make lars equal to four per cent of her follow-
hidden behind a mess of construction an extra three thousand, or an extra thirty ing on Instagram, which is currently sixty-
tarps and scaffolding. Taking all this thousand, that’s still life-changing for seven thousand five hundred. Sponsor-
in, Bey charged across 125th Street, un- many people.” She was videoconferenc- ships allowed her to quit her fifty-five-
deterred by the whoosh of traffic, to ing from her house, in Virginia, and had thousand-dollar-a-year day job, at the
get a better view. He shook his head on a white tank top, her hair in two high end of 2019, by which time she had three
and peered at the neoclassical build- pigtails. “So many moms and wives get kids. The drama of 2020 was good for
ing front, flanked by Ionic columns, lost in their family life, but you can still business. “After the social unrest and the
which anchored the new glass tower. do really big things for yourself in the amplify-Black-voices movement, brands
“Well, at least they didn’t tear down midst of that.” that had offered me five hundred before
the façade,” he said. A former Army reservist, Meeks, who suddenly had a two-thousand-dollar bud-
—André Wheeler is thirty-four, intended to be “the cool get,” she said. “No one wanted to be called
out for not paying influencers of color
their worth.” Why share her trade se-
crets? “It’s a fourteen-billion-dollar in-
dustry,” she said. “They can’t give it all
to one person.”
Meeks occasionally offers free advice
over Zoom. Her last session, in May, was
derailed by traffic. “I’ve been stuck on
the interstate, in park, for forty-five min-
utes,” she told her Zoom guests. A child
wailed in the back seat. She fielded ques-
tions anyway.
“How do you become comfortable
with pics and videoing?” Tana Almerico
(942 followers) asked.
“Look in the mirror and practice,”
Meeks said. “Learn your best angles.”
“I don’t have a place in my house that’s
really pretty,” Toni Jones (3,620 follow-
ers) said. “Is it worthwhile to rent an
Airbnb?”
“It’s not as much fun now that they’re starting to take us seriously.” “Once you start, you’re going to have
to keep up with that,” Meeks said. “Work Byrne said.) She had just done “pre-
with the space you have. The main thing school drop-off and all that jazz” and
is good lighting.” She continued, “Most was walking over to the Sydney Theatre
homes have very muted yellow lighting. Company, where she had made her stage
Go to the store and get daylight light début, at twenty, and where, last year,
bulbs. It is going to change your life. It’s she and Cannavale were supposed to
also going to blind you, just a little bit.” star together in Arthur Miller’s “A View
“I only have one child, who’s one year from the Bridge,” until that plan was
old,” Kourtney Marsh (22,400 followers) scuttled by the pandemic.
said. “Does family size matter?” Apart from the scarf, Byrne, who is
“It’s a factor,” Meeks replied. “But you forty-one, was wearing a big gray sweater,
have a baby. Babies just make us spend with her hair in a ponytail and a pair of
money on everything.” sunglasses perched on her head. In mov-
After a brief spell of dead air (a tun- ies like “Bridesmaids,” TV shows like
nel, a few plaintive cries of “Mommy”), “Damages,” and plays like “Medea” (in
Meeks announced, panting slightly, that which she acted opposite Cannavale),
she was home. Next question. she is known for her almost intimidat-
“I’m almost fifty. My kids are ten and ing good looks, but her manner is relat- Rose Byrne
twelve,” TaJuana Robinson (927 follow- ably frazzled, and she prefers to blend
ers) said. “My day-to-day life is not that in. “Bobby is so striking-looking,” she went on, “The eighties were really the
exciting. What do I even talk about that said. “He can’t escape people’s attention. beginning of the age of the influencer
would be of interest to anybody?” He’s tall, and he has this voice. I can sort that we’re living in now, and that self-
“Your experiences with tween and of disappear more easily, but it’s hard to belief is so American. Sometimes I walk
teen-age girls,” Meeks said. “People get hide Bobby.” She gave a raucous laugh. around America and I’m, like, ‘How did
caught up in needing to have this excit- Byrne stood outside the theatre, on I get here?’ I still feel very Australian in
ing life. The most exciting thing to hap- the Sydney Harbour wharf. The top of that way.”
pen to me today was being stuck in traf- the Harbour Bridge gleamed in the dis- As far as exercise goes, Byrne, in her
fic and having to tell y’all about it.” She tance, above the serene blue waters of day-to-day life, tends to prefer a spot of
added, “On a very surface level, I’m just the bay. She walked in and up the stairs, Iyengar yoga to the exertions of aerobics.
1
home with my kids.” admiring some recent refurbishments, Her role in “Physical,” however, clued her
—Sheila Marikar and inspected a row of posters advertis- in to the attractions of a higher-intensity,
ing the season’s productions. “Ooh, they’re dance-based workout. “The show is not
THE AGE OF SPANDEX doing ‘The Lifespan of a Fact’! Bobby not funny about aerobics. The outfits are
SELF-BELIEF did it in New York, with Cherry Jones hilarious, and we were always laughing
and Dan Radcliffe.” Ducking in line at on set, but it’s also a huge part of Shei-
the theatre’s café (“I have to put in my la’s story,” she said. “The way people de-
QR code, for contact tracing, otherwise scribed it, it was like a cult, an addiction.”
I’ll get in trouble”), she ordered a flat She took a sip of coffee. “For the show,
white with oat milk. I did Zoom sessions with this amazing
Byrne is starring in “Physical,” a new choreographer, Jennifer Hamilton, and I
t was the first day of June, and Rose dark comedy on Apple TV+, in which slowly started getting better, and I could
I Byrne, the Australian actress, had a
voluminous houndstooth scarf wrapped
she plays Sheila, a troubled San Diego
housewife who becomes a spandex-sport-
see the addictive qualities of it, the adren-
aline, even when you’re at your most tired.
around her neck. “It’s not New York ing aerobics guru amid the transition The thing about me is”—she lowered
winter, but it’s actually quite cold here,” from the touchy-feely seventies to the her voice—“I’m a little bit lazy. I like to
she said, speaking over Zoom. “I had to every-woman-for-herself eighties. “In just hang out. I’m a Leo, and people are
go to Uniqlo and buy a big puffer.” (In a way, it’s kind of a companion piece to always, like, ‘Are you sure? You? A Leo?’”
her mellifluous accent, the word sounded ‘Mrs. America,’” she said, referring to last Through the café’s floor-to-ceiling
more like “puffah.”) Byrne, who is usu- year’s historical miniseries on FX about windows, a stunning view of the bay was
ally based in Brooklyn, was in Sydney, American second-wave feminism, in visible. She pointed to a peninsula across
where she grew up, and where she had which she played Gloria Steinem. (She the harbor: “I used to take the ferry to
arrived some weeks earlier, along with is planning to play another political fig- high school every morning from there,
her partner, the American actor Bobby ure, Jacinda Ardern, New Zealand’s Prime from Balmain, where I grew up. They
Cannavale, and the couple’s two young Minister, in a film about the Christchurch would give out free toast.” She sank into
boys. They had spent a fortnight observ- mosque attacks.) “Sheila is very disillu- a reverie. “It was so good. This thick white
ing Australia’s ultra-strict quarantine sioned with the movement. Her marriage bread with butter and Vegemite! Me with
edicts. (“Hotel, police, the whole thing. is liberal on the surface, but in fact she’s the toast on the ferry. A very relaxing way
That’s why Australia has been so incred- incredibly unhappy. And she has this en- to start the day.”
ibly successful in dealing with COVID,” trepreneurial, industrious spirit.” Byrne —Naomi Fry
THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 21, 2021 17
another sixteen Black girls were ar-
ANNALS OF EDUCATION rested there.)
Victoria moved to a top-rated char-
GOING HOME
ter school, where she lasted only a few
months—she said that an adminis-
trator picked on certain Black stu-
Black families begin teaching their own children. dents. By fifth grade, Victoria had at-
tended five schools, and she was tired
BY CASEY PARKS of being the new kid. She brought up
homeschooling when she was repri-
manded for having blue braids, and
again in eighth grade, after some boys
dared each other to try picking her up
as she sat at her desk. Homeschool-
ing, she said, would allow her to learn
at her own pace, without anyone mak-
ing fun of her. Bernita was sympa-
thetic, but she told Victoria that she
couldn’t teach her. She was a single
mom, and she’d never completed her
college degree.
For high school, Victoria enrolled
in a majority-white charter school. Be-
fore the coronavirus pandemic shuttered
Detroit’s school system, which serves
about fifty-three thousand children,
she had failed chemistry and barely
passed algebra. Soon after school went
remote, in March, 2020, Victoria asked
Bernita if she could drop out and take
a job doing nails.
During the first months of lock-
down, Bernita, who works as an edu-
cational consultant, spent hours each
day talking to other parents of students
in the Detroit system on Zoom and
Facebook. One mother told her that
she had shut herself in the bathroom
to cry after overhearing teachers be-
rate her children on Microsoft Teams.
hen Victoria Bradley was in teachers and hosting parent meetings. Others told Bernita they’d only just dis-
W fifth grade, she started asking
her mother, Bernita, to homeschool
In 2011, Bernita moved her family—
which also included her older son, Car-
covered that their kids had been per-
forming below grade level. (Before the
her. Bernita wasn’t sure where the idea los—to Detroit’s East English neigh- pandemic, six per cent of Detroit’s
came from—they never saw home- borhood, where she bought a three-story, fourth graders met proficiency bench-
schooling on TV. But something always yellow brick house for twelve thousand marks in math, and seven per cent in
seemed to be going wrong at school dollars. Victoria, then in fourth grade, reading, according to the National As-
for Victoria. In second grade, a teacher transferred to Brenda Scott Academy, sessment of Educational Progress.)
lost track of her during parent pickup, where two girls began bullying her. Early one evening last July, before
and she wandered off school grounds. One wrote “I’m fat” in black pen on Victoria’s senior year, Bernita and Vic-
Bernita went to see the principal, in- the back of Victoria’s shirt. On another toria pulled into their driveway and
tent on getting the teacher fired. The occasion, one of the girls spit at Vic- found that a container of dish soap
principal asked if she would consider toria. She screamed at them, and was they’d bought at Sam’s Club had spilled
taking an AmeriCorps position at the suspended. (That year, administrators in the trunk. While Bernita bailed out
school. Bernita cut back her hours at suspended three hundred and forty the soap using a three-ring binder and
the hair salon she owned and started Black students, or forty-two per cent some old rags, Victoria looked down
doing community outreach, assisting of the school’s Black population, and the cracked driveway and pointed at a
swarm of fireflies. “What makes them
Victoria Bradley hoped that homeschooling would let her learn at her own pace. glow?” she asked.
18 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 21, 2021 PHOTOGRAPH BY CYDNI ELLEDGE
Bernita watched Victoria chase the to the legacy of Brown v. Board of Ed- enth grade, but Zwena never went back
fireflies around the yard for a few min- ucation. Others worried about harm- to school.
utes. This, she thought, was what a ing their neighbors’ children, because When we talked in her dining room,
Black kid’s life should feel like—happy public schools rely on per-pupil fund- Kija was baking cinnamon pound cakes
and unencumbered. She told Victoria ing from state governments. (In 2020, to sell. As she described her journey
to find a Mason jar. They ran through around seventy per cent of Detroit pub- from charter-school teacher to home-
the grass until Victoria had trapped a lic-school revenues came from per-stu- school enthusiast, she drew a Biblical
single glowing insect. Afterward, they dent allocations by the state.) parallel: “Satan was the closest thing
sat on their stoop, researching the spec- Still, the parents said that they felt to God, and he saw this shit for what
imen on Victoria’s phone. They learned as if they’d had no choice, with eighty it was, and he was, like, ‘Oh, hell no.’
that the bugs belong to the family per cent citing pervasive racism and He started to question things, and that’s
Lampyridae, and that a biolumines- inequities. Even in the wealthy fami- what made him cast out, because he
cent enzyme makes them glow. lies, parents said that their kids were didn’t have blind faith—he had criti-
As Victoria scrolled, Bernita laughed. frequently punished or seen as trou- cal faith.”
“You do know this is homeschooling, blemakers. In some cases, students had Bernita was astonished by what Kija
right?” she asked. been inappropriately recommended had achieved with her children. Zwena
Victoria looked up from her phone. for special-education classes or med- had built robots, written code for Web
The fireflies lit up around them. “Re- ication; other students were bullied. sites, and designed her own clothes.
ally?” she asked. In a study conducted in 2010 by pro- But Kija had a bachelor’s degree and a
“Yep,” Bernita said. “This is home- fessors from Temple University and background in teaching. Bernita still
schooling. This is science. We about to Montgomery County Community couldn’t see homeschooling as an op-
do this for real.” College, homeschooling parents said tion for Victoria.
that they thought Black Americans In early 2020, an online acquaintance
lack families have only recently had been tricked into fighting for in- of Bernita’s, Keri Rodrigues, a former
B turned to homeschooling in sig-
nificant numbers. The Census Bureau
tegration. “Somebody put in our heads
that being around your own kind was
labor organizer in Massachusetts and
the president of a new organization
found that, by October, 2020, the na- the worst thing in the world. How you called the National Parents Union, per-
tionwide proportion of homeschool- need to be in better neighborhoods, suaded her to begin hosting a weekly
ers—parents who had withdrawn their in neighborhoods where people don’t forum for parents on Facebook Live.
children from public or private schools want you, in schools where people don’t At the beginning of June, Bernita in-
and taken full control of their educa- want to teach you,” a mother in Vir- vited Kija on as a guest. It was a week
tion—had risen to more than eleven ginia, who was homeschooling two after the police officer Derek Chauvin
per cent, from five per cent at the start children, said. killed George Floyd in Minneapolis;
of the pandemic. For Black families, Bernita and Victoria first encoun- thousands of people were protesting in
the growth has been sharper. Around tered a Black homeschooling family in downtown Detroit. The parents who
three per cent of Black students were 2015, when Victoria was in seventh spoke in the Facebook forum connected
homeschooled before the pandemic; by grade and attending an after-school the uprising for racial justice with their
October, the number had risen to six- music class with a girl named Zwena experiences in the educational system.
teen per cent. Gray. Zwena’s mother, Kija, had worked One mother said that she had tried
Few researchers have studied Black for many years as a substitute teacher many public and private schools; at all
homeschoolers, but in 2009 Cheryl in the University Prep School charter of them, the front office was filled with
Fields-Smith, an associate professor at system. Most schools, in her view, Black boys awaiting discipline.
the University of Georgia’s Mary Fran- prioritize whiteness—the kids are Tesha Jordan, a single mother who
ces Early College of Education, pub- taught about white politicians and white works for Head Start, said that she’d
lished a study of two dozen such fam- inventors, and teachers and Black chil- been urged to transfer her son out of
ilies in and around Atlanta. Some par- dren are pushed toward compliance his middle school after his behavioral
ents were middle class or wealthy, and rather than creativity. Kija’s son, Kaf- issues had scared a teacher. Jordan’s son
wanted more challenging curricula for ele, was frequently bullied. When he has a learning disability, and she wor-
their children. Others hadn’t attended was in eighth grade, administrators at ried that if she homeschooled him he
college and earned less than fifteen the charter school he was attending would lose out—the state gave his mid-
thousand dollars a year; one family lived threatened to suspend him for not tuck- dle school money for a social worker
in a housing project. ing in his shirt. Kija decided to home- to help him with his homework twice
Most of the parents told Fields- school him, and later Zwena, who was a week. “I’m not a teacher,” Jordan said.
Smith that the decision had been then in fifth grade. The children en- “I’m just a mother.”
wrenching. Winning access to public rolled in online courses; Kija spent less Kija, watching from her living room,
education was one of the central vic- time substitute teaching, and her hus- unmuted herself. “When I heard you
tories of the civil-rights movement. band, who works for the Detroit Health say they had a behavioral problem—or
Several parents had relatives who saw Department, also helped. Kafele re- you were told that—the thing that came
homeschooling as “a slap in the face” turned to the charter school in elev- to mind for me was, all Black people
THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 21, 2021 19
have a behavioral problem. It’s called Sentinel found that Abeka was still pro- a high-school educational consultant
trauma,” she said. “And when you said, ducing textbooks stating that “the slave for the H.S.L.D.A. in 2019. Families
‘I’m not a teacher, I’m a mother’—those who knew Christ had more freedom “first need to understand the law,” she
two things are synonymous.” than a free person who did not know said, because homeschooling regula-
the Savior.” tions vary widely from state to state.
he modern homeschooling move- Early supporters of homeschool- Then James interviews parents to as-
T ment in America was ignited in
the nineteen-sixties, after Supreme
ing wanted as little government in-
tervention as possible and advocated
sess their children’s academic needs.
“Are Mom and Dad working? Is Mom
Court decisions in 1962 and 1963 pro- against legislative proposals that would home? Do they want to be online? You
hibited school prayer and the Civil have sent money their way, Brown told find their strengths and weaknesses so
Rights Act of 1964 outlawed racial seg- me. “It was a bargain they were un- that you can find a curriculum that
regation in public institutions. Although willing to take,” he said. “In exchange matches that family.”
homeschooling attracted for small amounts of fund- For Black families like James’s, the
some left-leaning hippies ing, they would be sub- ability to improvise a curriculum is a
during the sixties and sev- ject to the things they fear major reason to try homeschooling.
enties, by the nineteen- most, which was having to “We are not seeing ourselves in text-
eighties its most vocal and adhere to a set of standard- books,” she said. “I love traditional
influential supporters were ized educational school- American history, but I like to take my
white Christian conserva- ing practices, on every- kids to the Museum of African Amer-
tives, according to Heath thing from teacher certi- ican History and Culture and say, O.K.,
Brown, an associate pro- fication to testing to cur- here’s what was going on with Black
fessor of public policy at ricular choice.” people in 1800.” There are now hun-
John Jay College of Crim- In 1983, a group of white dreds of curricula to choose from, avail-
inal Justice and the author evangelical lawyers formed able on free or inexpensive Web sites
of the recent book “Homeschooling the Home School Legal Defense As- such as Khan Academy and Outschool.
the Right: How Conservative Educa- sociation, to represent homeschooling Last year, one of the most popular of-
tion Activism Erodes the State.” parents who’d been arrested for not ferings on Outschool was a course called
Most of the earliest homeschool- sending their children to school. When Black History from a Decolonized Per-
ing textbooks were written from a officers arrested two farmers in Mich- spective, taught by Iman Alleyne, a for-
Christian perspective, and some were igan who’d been educating their chil- mer schoolteacher in Fort Lauderdale,
racist. Bob Jones University, the pri- dren at home without a license, the who turned to homeschooling after her
vate South Carolina college that re- H.S.L.D.A. spent nearly a decade fight- elementary-age son told her that school
fused to admit Black students until ing their case. In 1993, the state’s Su- made him want to die.
1971, began issuing homeschooling preme Court ruled that homeschooling James said that some of her Black
textbooks through its press later that parents in Michigan did not need to clients need to know that homeschool-
decade. “United States History for be certified. (Michael Farris, the found- ing is something other Black families
Christian Schools,” first published in ing president of the H.S.L.D.A. and do. “That’s a normal feeling,” she told
1991, stated that most slaveholders its board chairman, is now head of the me. “And the answer is yes. There is
treated enslaved people well, and that conservative Christian nonprofit Alli- joy for Black homeschoolers who find
slavery “is an excellent example of the ance Defending Freedom, which in re- out about other Black homeschoolers.”
far-reaching consequences of sin. The cent years has pushed for a series of
sin in this case was greed—greed on anti-gay and anti-trans bills.) n August, 2020, Bernita applied
the part of African tribal leaders.”
Arlin and Rebekah Horton, who
The H.S.L.D.A. offers grants di-
rectly to coöperatives formed by home-
I for and won a twenty-five-thou-
sand-dollar grant from Keri Rodrigues’s
met at Bob Jones University, went on schooling parents; after the number group, the National Parents Union, to
to found what became Abeka, a Chris- of homeschoolers spiked during the fund a homeschooling collective called
tian publisher that produces some of pandemic, it doubled its grant dollars Engaged Detroit. She hired Kija and
the country’s most popular home- for this year, to $1.3 million. As the two other Black homeschooling moth-
schooling materials. Abeka’s “America: number of Black and Latino home- ers, at thirty-five dollars an hour, to
Land I Love,” for eighth graders, first schooling families has grown, the group coach a group of twelve parents, and
published in 1996 and now in its third has attempted to diversify its mem- used the remaining money to buy soft-
edition, argued that slavery allowed bership and staff. All but one of its ware, laptops, and other supplies.
Black people to find Jesus. Abeka’s lawyers are white, but it recently hired In accepting the grant, Bernita be-
eleventh-grade textbook “United States several Black and Latino consultants. came part of a decades-long political
History: Heritage of Freedom,” first LaNissir James, who has seven chil- debate. The National Parents Union
published in 1983 and now in its fourth dren, ranging in age from five to twen- paid for the grant with money from
edition, claimed that the Ku Klux Klan ty-three, and who is based in Mary- Vela Education Fund, which is backed
only occasionally resorted to violence. land but “roadschools” across multiple by the Walton Family Foundation
A 2018 investigation by the Orlando states in her R.V., started working as and the Charles Koch Institute. These
20 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 21, 2021
groups advocate “school choice”—re- institutions that can better serve their has autism and A.D.H.D., was sus-
routing money and families away from children. Critics say that it lures highly pended thirty-six times in kindergar-
traditional public schools through motivated Black families away from tra- ten alone; sometimes he was sent to a
such means as charter schools, which ditional public schools and further hob- sensory-deprivation room that Ro-
are publicly funded but privately bles underfunded districts. Presidents drigues thought resembled a cinder-
managed, and vouchers, which allow Clinton and Obama supported char- block cell. Eventually, a school repre-
public-education dollars to be put to- ters, but Democrats have largely cooled sentative suggested a charter school. “I
ward private-school tuition. on them, and progressives such as Eliz- didn’t know what a charter school was,”
Sarah Reckhow, an associate profes- abeth Warren and Bernie Sanders have Rodrigues said. “I didn’t know I had
sor of political science at Michigan State proposed curbing their growth. Mich- any options. I just thought I had to
University and the author of “Follow igan’s charters, most of which operate send him to the closest school. I didn’t
the Money: How Foundation Dollars as for-profit companies, have consis- know there were fights like this in ed-
Change Public School Politics,” told tently performed worse than the state’s ucation. All I knew was ‘Oh, my god,
me that the Waltons “have been con- traditional public schools. Yet parents are you kidding me—why are you doing
sistently a key funder of the charter- continue to choose charters, which re- this to my kid?’”
school movement.” Since 1997, the Wal- ceive a large chunk of the more than The National Parents Union was
ton foundation has spent more than eight thousand dollars per student that less than three months old when the
four hundred million dollars to create the state would otherwise send to pandemic closed schools. As well-off
and expand charter schools nationwide. non-charters, but aren’t subject to the families set up private learning pods,
In 2016, it announced plans to spend an same degree of public oversight. About Vela Education Fund gave Rodrigues
additional billion dollars on charters. half of Detroit’s students are now en- seven hundred thousand dollars to help
School choice is an especially di- rolled in charters, one of the highest people with fewer resources, like Ber-
visive subject in Michigan, where some proportions of any U.S. city. nita, create their own. “There was an
of the country’s first charter schools The Walton foundation set up the article in the New York Times about
were established, in 1994. Betsy DeVos, National Parents Union in January, fancy white people in upstate New
of Michigan’s billionaire Prince fam- 2020, with Rodrigues as the founding York creating these ‘pandemic pods,’”
ily, has invested millions, through do- president. Rodrigues’s oldest son, who Rodrigues said. “But that’s how poor
nations and lobbying, to expand char-
ters across the state. In 1999 and 2000,
DeVos and her family backed an un-
successful campaign, called Kids First!
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them ‘pandemic pods,’ because that’s sion to take money from the Koch fam- choice movement. Its funders tend to
a bougie new term. For us, we called ily, because they fund several of the put their wealth toward alternatives to
it ‘going to Abuelita’s house,’ because charter schools that Victoria attended, the public-school system, Perry told me,
she watched all the cousins in the fam- through their Michigan-based build- rather than lobbying state governments
ily after school, and that’s where you ing-supply company Guardian Indus- to implement more equitable funding
learned a host of skills outside of the tries. She is not a “poster child” for her models for public schools or to address
normal school setting.” conservative backers, she added—the the over-representation of Black chil-
Last summer, the nonprofit news Koch family has no control over what dren in special education. “Because of
organization Chalkbeat, which re- or how she teaches. In a video about the pandemic, you’ve had organizations
ceives Walton funding, co-sponsored Engaged Detroit produced by Vela Ed- saying, Hey, this is an opportunity to
a virtual town hall on reopening Mich- ucation Fund, Bernita states, “If school again go after public schools,” Perry
igan’s public schools. Detroit’s super- won’t reinvent education, we have to said. The Vela-funded homeschooling
intendent, Nikolai P. Vitti, said that reinvent it ourselves, and our goal at collectives don’t address root causes of
expanding to “non-traditional” op- Engaged Detroit is to make sure fam- educational disparities, he continued:
tions, such as learning pods, would ilies have the tools so that choice is in “When people only focus on the escape
hurt many of the city’s children. He their hands.” hatch, it reveals they’re not interested
warned that homeschooling, like char- Vela Education Fund offered Ber- in improving public education.”
ter schools, would undermine pub- nita one year of funding, and in April Perry went on, “Slapping ‘Parents
lic education and cost teachers their she accepted another twenty-five- Union’ on something while you’re con-
jobs. Legislators were already draft- thousand-dollar grant, from Guardian stantly trying to underfund public ed-
ing bills, he said, to take money away Industries, to sustain her group through ucation—that’s not the kind of trade-
from schools so that children could the next school year. Rodrigues imag- off that suggests you’re interested in
continue learning in pods after cam- ines a scenario in which the per-pupil empowering Black people. It’s more
puses reopened. funding that public-school districts of a sign that you’re trying to advance
“I don’t judge any parent for using normally receive goes straight to a a conservative agenda against public
the socioeconomic means that they homeschooling parent. “Instead,” she systems.”
have to create what they believe is the said, “you have systems that are ad-
best educational opportunity for their dicted to that money.” ix months into the pandemic, a
child,” Vitti said. “We all do that, in our
way, as parents. But that is the pur-
Celine Coggins, the executive di-
rector of Grantmakers for Education,
S consensus had emerged that many
children, in all kinds of learning envi-
pose of traditional public education, a collective of more than three hun- ronments, were depressed, disengaged,
to try to be the equalizer, to try to cre- dred philanthropic organizations, in- and lonely in the Zoom simulacrum
ate that equal opportunity.” cluding the Walton Family Founda- of school. “It’s Time to Admit It: Re-
Bernita had logged on to the dis- tion, says it’s not clear yet whether mote Education Is a Failure,” a head-
cussion from her kitchen. “Parents are funders will continue to invest in home- line stated in the Washington Post.
not deciding to take their children out schooling after the pandemic. Most “Remote Learning Is a Bad Joke,” The
because of covid,” she told Vitti. “Par- are in “listening mode,” she said. Andre Atlantic declared. For some home-
ents are doing pods because education Perry, an education-policy expert at schoolers who rely heavily on online
has failed children in this city forever.” curricula, an all-screens, alone-in-a-
room version of school can have a flat-
asked Kija if it bothered her to ac- tening effect even outside of a global
I cept money from the conservative-
libertarian Koch family, who have spent
health crisis. Kafele Gray, Kija’s son,
who is now twenty-one and studying
vast sums of their fortune advocating music business at Durham College, in
for lower taxes, deep cuts to social ser- Ontario, liked online homeschooling
vices, and looser environmental regu- because it freed him from bullying.
lations. “I guess the bigger question is, After two years, though, he was fail-
why don’t we have enough resources ing his classes and procrastinating, with
so that we don’t have to get money the centrist Brookings Institution, sus- assignments piling up. “It got kind of
from them? It bothers me, yes—but pects that conservative-libertarian phil- stressful,” he said. “You have to teach
why do they have so much money that anthropists will not prop up home- yourself and be on yourself.” He espe-
they get to fund all of our shit?” she schooling as they have charters and cially struggled with math. “When I’m
asked. “I shouldn’t have to get resources vouchers, “but they will use this wedge in school, I’m better at math, because
from the Kochs.” issue to hurt public schools,” he said. I have the teacher there to explain it
Kija and Bernita describe them- Perry was once the C.E.O. of the to me—I’m seeing it broken down.
selves as Democrats. Bernita said that, Capital One New Beginnings Charter When I was online, I would get it
in another era, she “would be a Black School Network, which launched in wrong, but I wouldn’t know why.” Still,
22 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 21, 2021
when Kafele returned to his charter
school, in eleventh grade, he’d learned
to push himself to figure things out
on his own. “School was less challeng-
ing” than it had been two years earlier,
he told me. “I started getting A’s and
B’s again.”
When the fall semester started, Ber-
nita and Victoria tried to replicate the
course load Victoria would have under-
taken in a normal year. Bernita searched
for online chemistry and trigonome-
try classes, and Victoria decided to take
dance at the charter high school she’d
attended before the pandemic. Bernita
wanted the Engaged Detroit families to
learn about Black history, so she signed
them up for a six-week virtual course
with the Detroit historian Jamal Jor-
dan. Victoria bought pink notebooks
and pens and a chalkboard for writing
out the weekly schedule, and Bernita
set up a desk for her daughter in the
den. Though Bernita spent many hours
on Zoom for her consulting work, the
family ate lunch together most days.
As the semester continued, Victo-
ria faded. She stayed up until seven in
the morning and slept until two every
afternoon, and she stopped doing
chemistry. In October, Bernita told her “ You’ve been in child’s pose for almost three weeks.
that she couldn’t go on a planned post- Just checking that everything’s O.K. . . .”
pandemic trip to Los Angeles. Later
that week, during her weekly coach-
ing session with Kija, Bernita bragged
• •
about disciplining Victoria. Kija asked
her to reconsider: teen-agers like sleep- her write in different colors, and she posite over hypotenuse—and this time
ing in, and homeschooling allows kids couldn’t make sense of her monochro- a green check mark of victory flashed
to follow their natural rhythms. Be- matic notes. She opened a Khan Acad- on her screen. Victoria solved for the
sides, Kija said, Black kids are disci- emy lesson on side ratios, and as the angle’s tangent, and when she got it
plined more than enough. Rather than instructor explained the formulas for right she smiled. “O.K., I’m smart,”
punish Victoria, Kija suggested, Ber- finding cosine and tangent Victoria she said.
nita should ask her daughter what she drew triangles, highlighting each side The parents of Engaged Detroit
wanted to study. with a different color. meet on Zoom every other Monday
The advice worked: Victoria re- The lesson included a nine-min- night. One evening in mid-March, Ber-
placed chemistry with a forensic-sci- ute video and several practice ques- nita set her laptop on the kitchen table
ence class that met the state science tions. Every time Victoria attempted next to a plate of broccoli and mashed
requirements for graduation. She pored to find the cosine of the specified potatoes. A dozen squares popped up
over lessons about evidence and crime angle, she got the wrong answer. In a on her screen, showing kitchens and
scenes for hours at a time. By spring, regular class, she would have pretended living rooms from across the city. The
she was waking up early to study for to understand. At home, she paused parents updated one another on their
the core classes she needed to pass. One the video, rewound it, and f lipped children’s progress. Two preteens had
cold, sunny Wednesday, wearing a back through her notes. Eventually, started a jewelry-making business. An
sweatshirt that read “Look Momma she realized that she didn’t know elementary-age boy with a stutter was
I’m Soaring,” Victoria sat down to puz- which side was the hypotenuse. She relieved to be learning at home with
zle out the trigonometry lessons that Googled the word. his mom. Victoria watched for a min-
had always confused her. She emptied “The longest side of a right trian- ute, then went upstairs to feed her guinea
a pail of highlighters onto the table. gle,” she read. “Oh.” pig, Giselle.
At her high school, teachers hadn’t let She tried the formula for sine—op- A mother, Jeanetta Riley, recounted
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how, at the beginning of lockdown, nal poem about being sexually abused she thanked her teacher for her time.
she had discovered that her daughter, as a child. Part of it read: “I appreciate it that you’re being under
Skye, a freshman in high school, was trauma can cause memory loss standing, that we’re having a good con
performing two grades behind in math. i physically remembered but consciously versation about this,” the teacher said.
After she joined Bernita’s group, she lost “Other people would get into this in
found a tutor, and now, using Khan you’re so shaken up thrown around and tense thing.”
tossed
Academy, Skye had caught up to her it’s up to you to ration the cost
Bernita walked by and asked if she
grade level. are you going to know who you are or cause could speak to the teacher. Embarrassed,
Like Bernita, Jeanetta had thought family loss Victoria quickly closed her laptop.
of homeschooling as something only and you ask god to bring clarity on what “You just hung up on her,” Bernita
white people did. “A lot of Black peo you saw said. “You know what I’m going to do
is this what defined who you are
ple are struggling,” she told me. They is email her, right?”
don’t have the resources to stay at home Near the end of that day’s session, “Mom,” Victoria said firmly. Ber
all day teaching. Before the pandemic, the teacher asked Victoria to stay on nita stared back. Victoria bent over onto
Jeanetta worked long hours in custo line after class. When the other stu the table and buried her face in her
mer service at the Fiat Chrysler plant. dents had logged off, she told Victo arms. “She’s scared that [the teacher]
The company laid her off in March, ria that she was worried about her poem. is going to start acting funny with her,”
2020, and she isn’t sure when she’ll re “I don’t want to censor anything,” the Bernita told me. “That’s what always
turn to work. Skye is old enough to teacher said. “I just don’t know from a happens when she addresses something.
stay home alone, though, and Jeanetta school standpoint that we can share.” The teacher turns around and starts
plans to continue homeschooling after The performances would be public, she feeling some kind of way about her, so
the pandemic, a decision some of her said, for a “family audience.” She asked she don’t want to address that, because
family members do not support. One Victoria if she could revise the poem. she’s, like, ‘Just let me finish school.’”
relative berated her at a party for think “Some of the lines are very, very vul She turned back to Victoria, who
ing she could take charge of something gar,” the teacher told her. (She was ev was sobbing.
others go to graduate school to master. idently referring to a stark couplet that “Ain’t that how you feeling?”
But Jeanetta was enjoying her weekly switched the identity of “you” to dis Victoria sat up to blow her nose,
coaching sessions with Kija, and Skye orienting effect: “you touched me in a but cried harder. She nodded.
seemed happier. way i never knew was true / before you “People don’t know the damage they
“I see such growth in her,” Jeanetta could make anyone else hard he got do to kids,” Bernita said. “She’s some
said. “She’s always painting stuff and hard off of you.”) Victoria slumped a where now thinking, ‘Oh, that went
bringing it to me. If that builds up little in her chair, but she tried to keep well.’ Baby, I’m going to email her,
her confidence, then I’m going for smiling. “O.K.,” she said. O.K.?”
it. We didn’t even know she could A few nights later, Victoria opened Victoria’s tears dropped onto her
paint. We didn’t know so much stuff an acceptance letter from Wayne State acceptance letter, soaking it.
about her. How is this my child, and University. She’d won enough schol Bernita suggested that she put her
I didn’t know?” arship money to cover four years of emotions into something creative, so
tuition. With Pell Grant assistance, Victoria collected herself and went up
he day after the Engaged Detroit the amount came to more than thir stairs to her room, returning with green
T meeting, Victoria logged on to
a dance class she was taking at the
teen thousand dollars a year. “That’s
crazy,” she whispered to herself. She
and yellow ribbons and a pair of white
Nike Air Force Ones. She wouldn’t
charter high school. Her teacher also carried the letter around the house have a normal highschool graduation.
joined from home, where she demon the next morning; she paused her trig She wasn’t even sure what her high
strated the day’s lesson under a framed onometry lesson to reread it. On her school diploma would say. “Home
poster of the Beatles. She was a white lunch break, buzzing with triumph, school Academy”? But she wanted to
woman who often played white Victoria called her dance teacher on celebrate, so she’d started planning
music in class, Victoria said—that Microsoft Teams. She asked if, in the outfit she’d wear when the semes
Tuesday, she streamed an Adrianne stead of revising her poem, she could ter ended. Wayne State’s colors are green
Lenker song as the students stretched. add a trigger warning. The teacher and gold.
Victoria preferred R. & B., but she said again that parts of the poem were For years, Victoria told people that
felt close to her teacher, who often “vulgar,” then laughed—a high she didn’t plan to go to college, because
emailed her to check in. Other in pitched giggle. If Victoria wanted to she feared no college would accept her.
structors had disappeared early in the perform it, the teacher would need to Now, the damp acceptance letter un
pandemic. consult with the school’s social worker: derneath her laptop, she wrapped a rib
For the class’s f inal project, the “I feel like there’s a fine line there, bon around the shoe and did what she’d
teacher had encouraged the students and I don’t know what’s acceptable done every year for the past twelve: she
to do something personal. Some cho for our audience.” told herself that what came next would
reographed a dance to music or to a Victoria told her that she under be better, and that, eventually, she’d
poem. Victoria had written an origi stood. She smiled, big and inviting, and find her place.
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on this, O.K.? Eating was a relatively
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of the face (which is equally pale; see
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publishing, issued a volume of sacred
motets, with Josquin’s four-voice set-
ting of “Ave Maria . . . virgo serena”
The mysterious Renaissance man who helped turn composition into an art. (“Hail Mary . . . serene virgin”) at its
head. The piece must have cast a spell,
BY ALEX ROSS and the beginning shows why. The high-
est voice, the superius, sings a graceful
rising-and-falling phrase: G C C D E
C. Each of the lower voices presents
the motif in turn. After it arrives in the
bass, the superius enters again on a high
C, forming an octave pillar. A second
phrase unfurls in similar fashion, then
a third, with the voices staggered so
that only two move together at a time.
Eventually, the scheme changes, the
texture thickens, and the descending
order of vocal entries is reversed. About
a minute in, all four voices coalesce to
form a gleaming C-major sonority. The
entire opening gives the illusion of
breadth and depth, as though lamps
have been lit in a vaulted room. Music
becomes a space in which you walk
around in wonder.
Interest in Josquin was strong enough
that Petrucci released three volumes of
the composer’s masses—settings of five
sections of the Roman Mass (Kyrie,
Gloria, Credo, Sanctus, Agnus Dei).
Posthumously, the flood of publications
only increased, to the point where an
observer wryly said, “Now that Josquin
is dead, he is putting out more works
than when he was still alive.” Extrava-
gant claims were made. The humanist
Cosimo Bartoli described Josquin as
he singer and composer Josquin Judo. de Prez joined the musical staff the Michelangelo of music; Martin Lu-
T Desprez traversed his time like a
diffident ghost, glimpsed here and there
at the Vatican, remaining there into the
reign of Alexander VI, of the House of
ther called him “the master of the notes.”
In subsequent centuries, performances
amid the splendor of the Renaissance. Borgia. The name Josquin can be seen of his works all but ceased, yet his name
He is thought to have been born around carved on a wall of the Sistine Chapel. remained one to conjure with. In 1782,
1450 in what is now western Belgium, In 1503, the maestro Juschino took a the historian Charles Burney declared
the son of a policeman who was once post in Ferrara, singing in the presence that Josquin had achieved “universal
jailed for using excessive force. In 1466, of Lucrezia Borgia. Not long afterward, monarchy and dominion over the af-
a boy named Gossequin completed a Josse des Prez retired to Condé-sur- fections and passions of the musical
stint as a choirboy in the city of Cam- l’Escaut, near his presumed birthplace, part of mankind.” For August Wilhelm
brai. A decade later, the singer Jusqui- serving as the provost of the local Ambros, in 1868, he was the first com-
nus de Pratis turned up at the court of church. There he died, on August 27, poser in history “who makes a prevail-
René of Anjou, in Aix. In the four- 1521. His tomb was destroyed during ing impression of genius.” In the twen-
teen-eighties, in Milan, Judocus Des- the French Revolution. tieth century, the early-music movement
pres was in the service of the House of The murkiness of his existence not- brought Josquin’s scores back to life,
Sforza, which also employed Leonardo withstanding, Josquin attained an en- and the revival continues five hundred
da Vinci. At the end of the decade, during renown of a kind that no pre- years after his death. The Tallis Schol-
ars, the best known of Renaissance vocal
Martin Luther called Josquin, who was born circa 1450, “the master of the notes.” ensembles, recently completed a re-
26 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 21, 2021 ILLUSTRATION BY MATTEO BERTON
corded survey of eighteen masses at- Josquin will end up disappearing al- relatively recent innovation in the long
tributed to Josquin. Such groups as Stile most completely, like the Cheshire Cat. history of the arts. The earliest exam-
Antico, Cappella Pratensis, Blue Heron, Thanks to the pandemic-era phenom- ples of fully decipherable staff notation,
and the Huelgas Ensemble are partic- enon of the Zoom seminar, I was able from the early eleventh century, record
ipating in a Josquin festival in Antwerp to watch some of the deliberations, Gregorian chant; multivoiced sacred
in August. The “Ave Maria” is a staple which kept raising bigger philosophi- music was written down at Notre-Dame,
of choirs around the world. cal questions: How does an aura of in- in Paris, in the twelfth and thirteenth
With Josquin began the cult of the fallibility come to surround a figure centuries. Troubadours, trouvères, and
great composer—a mind-set that has like Josquin? What becomes of the other poet-composers produced a be-
left a distinctly ambiguous imprint on music that lapses into anonymity, just loved corpus of song, though the words
classical-music culture. And his rise to as “The Man with the Golden Hel- tended to receive more attention than
superhero status brought with it a cu- met” seems to have fallen out of the the notes. The most formidable figure
rious paradox. Although commenta- Rembrandt canon? of the age was Guillaume de Machaut,
tors across five centuries have agreed There is nothing fake about that who lived from around 1300 to 1377.
on Josquin’s preëminence, his works aura: Josquin was an astonishing com- Celebrated chiefly for his sung poems
can easily be confused with those of poser, one whose contrapuntal dazzle- of courtly love, Machaut also wrote two
other gifted contemporaries. Two an- ments can make Bach look clumsy. dozen motets and the earliest mass cycle
ecdotes from the early sixteenth cen- But he dwelled within a comprehen- for which a composer is known. Such
tury illustrate what might be called the sively astonishing community of cre- large-scale elaborations on canonical
Josquin mirage, in which the lustre of ative artists. To explore Renaissance texts sustained careers in the following
his name warps musical perceptions. choral music is to enter a forbidding century, as Popes, princes, and other
Baldassare Castiglione, in his treatise forest of names: Dunstable, Power, Bin- potentates sought to flesh out courtly
“The Book of the Courtier” (1528), made chois, Dufay, Busnois, Ockeghem, Regis, ceremonies with splendid sounds. The
note of the composer’s snob appeal in Faugues, Compère, Weerbeke, Agri- history of written music is inextricable
aristocratic settings: “When a motet cola, de Orto, Obrecht, Isaac, de la Rue, from structures of worldly power, even
was sung in the presence of the Duch- Mouton, Brumel, Févin, Richafort, if the composers occupied a low place
ess, it pleased no one, and was consid- Ghiselin, Gombert, Pipelare, Martini, in the hierarchy.
ered worthless, until it became known Clemens non Papa, Morales, Willaert, Josquin exemplifies the art of po-
that it had been composed by Josquin Lassus, Palestrina. Every one of them lyphony: the interweaving of multiple
Desprez.” The opposite fate befell a wrote music worth hearing. The period voices according to strict contrapuntal
piece by Adrian Willaert, one of Jos- bears witness to the emergence of com- rules. The primary mandate was to con-
quin’s most accomplished successors. position as an art: Josquin becomes the trol dissonance—a term that was un-
When Willaert first came to Rome, he patron saint of an essentially new pro- derstood differently in medieval and
found that the papal choir was singing fession that is struggling to gain the Renaissance times than it is today. It
one of his motets, under the impres- level of recognition long accorded to indicated not just discordant combina-
sion that it was by Josquin. When Wil- painters and poets. Distinct personal- tions of tones but also problematic re-
laert corrected the mistake, the singers ities materialize from the historical mist. lationships between notes. The octave,
lost interest in the work. Such stories We hear the sound of the self, singing the fifth, and sometimes the fourth
help to explain why attributions to Jos- toward a kind of freedom. were considered to be “perfect” conso-
quin proliferated after his death: affix- nances; thirds and sixths were “imper-
ing his name to a score was guaranteed he term “composer” began to enter fect”; other intervals fell into the “dis-
to stir interest. The same syndrome has
long haunted Renaissance art, where
T general circulation only in the late
fifteenth century. The practice of nam-
sonant” category. A wariness of thirds
partly explains why medieval music can
an emphasis on the singular profile of ing the authors of musical works was sound stark and strange to modern ears.
canonical artists has led to violent de- still catching on. Documents of the pe- Thirds are at the core of tonal harmony,
bates over authenticity and a thriving riod usually call Josquin a cantore, or defining major and minor keys. In the
marketplace in forgeries. singer. Yet his rise to fame helped bring early fifteenth century, English com-
Well over three hundred pieces were about a change in status. In 1502, a cour- posers, led by John Dunstable, began
ascribed to Josquin at one time or an- tier to Ercole I, the Duke of Ferrara, using thirds in abundance. Their lush,
other. In recent decades, musicologists wrote a letter evaluating candidates for chord-rich sound became known as the
have been culling dubious items from a musical appointment. One of them, “English countenance,” surprising and
the catalogue. This spring, I followed Heinrich Isaac, was “easy to get along delighting listeners on the Continent.
the work of two leading Josquin au- with,” the courtier said; another, Jos- English sources are also the first to
thorities, Joshua Rifkin and Jesse Rodin, quin, “composes when he wants to, and name composers in large numbers.
who are preparing a drastically pruned not when one wants him to.” Also, Jos- Geopolitics had a hand in what hap-
list of likely Josquin pieces—a hundred quin asked for two hundred ducats, Isaac pened next. King Henry V of England,
and three in all. Some scholars worry for much less. Ercole I hired Josquin. who may have dabbled in composing,
that the deattribution process has got Composers were a new phenome- won at Agincourt, in 1415, and soon took
out of hand; the half-joking fear is that non because written music was itself a over northern France. English officials
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brought with them their favorite cho- singer-composers had radiated across In a widely studied English mass, the
risters; Dunstable evidently served John Europe, establishing a virtual monop- anonymous “Missa Caput,” a cantus fir-
of Lancaster, Henry V’s brother and mil- oly at certain Italian musical centers, mus, or “fixed melody,” runs throughout
itary commander. Thanks to Joan of Arc, the Vatican included. the cycle. At first, these unifying motifs
England’s holdings soon shrank, but not How a relatively small region in were drawn from Gregorian chant, but
before its music had seeped into north- northwestern Belgium and northeast- composers also made use of current songs,
ern France and Belgian lands. Coinci- ern France became so dominant is not some of them risqué. A Gloria by Dufay
dentally or not, this region brought forth entirely clear. Education was a factor: deploys a ditty with the words “You
the next major wave of musical activity. singing schools were widespread there, have mounted me on my haunches and
A vast number of fifteenth- and early- bringing in young talent from various done nothing/May God do to you what
sixteenth-century composers, Josquin classes of society. The dukes of Bur- has been done to me.” Such pranks
included, belonged to what is today gundy spent liberally on the arts, in what seem subversive to modern sensibili-
called the Franco-Flemish School. turned out to be a vain attempt to raise ties, but at the time they may have re-
Leading the procession was Guil- themselves to kingly status. Once the inforced the Church’s power to absorb
laume Dufay (circa 1397-1474), who Franco-Flemish composers acquired and control all forms of culture. In mu-
brought dancing elegance to exalted positions of influence, they cemented sical terms, these earworms could assist
masses and streetwise chansons alike. their authority by making mutual ges- listeners as they confronted a new kind
His motet “Nuper rosarum flores” was tures of praise and commemoration. of large-scale narrative. One jaunty, bel-
written for the consecration of Flor- Busnois wrote a motet hailing Ocke- ligerent little tune, “L’Homme Armé,”
ence’s cathedral, in 1436, its stately so- ghem; Ockeghem memorialized Gilles or “The Armed Man,” inspired nearly
norities echoing against Filippo Bru- Binchois; Josquin fashioned a haunt- fifty masses, including two virtuosic ef-
nelleschi’s octagonal dome. Other ing song-motet on Ockeghem’s death; forts by Josquin.
mid- and late-fifteenth-century com- and when Josquin died he received Behind the scenes, heady contra-
posers expanded the field of possibil- tributes from five younger colleagues. puntal games came into play. Emily
ity. Antoine Busnois specialized in a At times, the network could be mis- Zazulia, in her forthcoming book,
lucid interplay of motifs; Johannes taken for a racket, as when compos- “Where Sight Meets Sound,” writes
Ockeghem in opulent, unpredictably ers helped one another build up port- about the sometimes deliberately ob-
flowing designs; Johannes Regis in in- folios of benefices—church positions scure instructions that the singers had
tricate structures that gather narrative that paid generously without requir- to decode in order to realize the score.
energy from the calculated addition ing regular attendance. Dufay’s “Missa L’Homme Armé” con-
and subtraction of voices. ( Josquin may The Franco-Flemings were worldly tains the instruction “The crab goes
have based his setting of “Ave Maria” in other ways. Deft synthesizers, they out in full, but returns by half ”—mean-
on Regis’s motet of the same name.) wove secular strains into sacred pieces, ing that the line should be sung first
By 1500, dozens of Franco-Flemish giving them a degree of popular appeal. backward and then forward at double
speed. In Ockeghem’s “Missa Prolatio-
num,” voices sing the same melody si-
multaneously, but at different speeds.
Josquin’s “L’Homme Armé” masses, in
turn, echo and amplify Dufay’s reversed
melody and Ockeghem’s multispeed
canons. A special prize goes to Jacob
Obrecht, whose “Missa Grecorum”
presents a version of the cantus firmus
with the notes ordered according to
their durations: first the longest, then
the next longest, and finally the short-
est. Fabrice Fitch, in his new book,
“Renaissance Polyphony,” likens the
result to the cut-up technique of Wil-
liam S. Burroughs.
The ultimate feat was to conceal such
arcana beneath an immaculate musical
surface. Two esteemed values of the pe-
riod were varietas, variety, and dulcedo,
sweetness. The theorist-composer Jo-
hannes Tinctoris wrote of leading the
listener into a state of sensuous transport
that culminates in spiritual elevation.
“And that, son, is where wealth comes from.” Not everyone accepted this proposition:
Girolamo Savonarola, the censorious peared in 1986—he sees a downside to never grows dull. In the latter part of
preacher of Florence, considered po- their style: “It’s beautiful, in tune, rather the Credo, during sections describing
lyphony a ploy of the Devil, its sonic magical. But the slow tempos, the rich the Crucifixion and the Resurrection,
luxuriance obscuring holy writ. At the timbre, and the reverberant acoustic can the tenor repeats the motto relentlessly,
end of the sixteenth century, polyphonic have a distancing effect—as if you’re yet swirling activity in the other voices
filigree would recede before the inci- reaching through the dark to the notes.” distracts the ear. The feeling of unity
sive melodic thrust of Baroque style. Rodin, in his recordings with Cut Cir- becomes subconscious—and thereby
Yet Josquin and his contemporaries had cle, favors a livelier approach, with a less all the more potent.
brought about a permanent revolution: rounded sound and more focus on mo- I decided to pick a Josquin work and
composers of the future would draw ment-to-moment phrasing. burrow into it. I chose the “Miserere,” a
freely from the well of the past. Josquin’s works fall into three catego- five-voice setting of Psalm 50/51: “Have
ries: masses, motets, and songs. The mercy upon me, O God, according to
enaissance polyphony has long masses don’t depart radically thy loving-kindness.” This
R given me joy, but I’ve never felt
certain of my ability to tell one com-
from the pattern set forth
by Dufay and Ockeghem,
is one of Josquin’s longest
non-mass pieces, lasting
poser from another. In need of further although their refinement is about fifteen minutes in
education, I reached out to Jesse Rodin, extreme. The motets exper- performance. He probably
who teaches at Stanford and leads the iment with arrays of five and wrote it in Ferrara, around
vocal ensemble Cut Circle. He over- six voices, balancing den- 1503. In a curious turn, none
sees an online resource called the Jos- sity and clarity. The songs, other than Savonarola, the
quin Research Project, which has an known as chansons, are set- castigator of polyphonic ex-
advanced search function allowing users tings of secular texts. De- cess, may have provided the
to trace patterns across hundreds of spite their sometimes saucy occasion. Just before the friar
works. Rodin invited me to attend his or mundane content— was put to death, in 1498, he
online Josquin seminar, and directed “Faulte d’argent” begins “Lack of money wrote a meditation on Psalm 50/51, in
me toward a similar course taught by is sorrow unparalleled”—they adhere to which the words “miserere,” “miseria,”
Joshua Rifkin, who is based at Boston cultivated techniques of canon and im- and “misericordia” recur with agonized
University. Other Josquin experts di- itation. (Incidentally, David Fallows, in insistence. “Abyss invokes abyss,” Savon-
alled in from around the world. My his painstakingly researched 2009 book, arola writes. “The abyss of misery invokes
Mondays and Tuesdays were soon filled “Josquin,” suggests that the composer the abyss of mercy.” Ercole I, Josquin’s
with debates about unnotated acciden- himself suffered no financial hardship: patron in Ferrara, revered Savonarola and
tals, contrapuntal interlocks, mensura- having received a substantial bequest may have welcomed a musical tribute to
tion signs, and the like. from an uncle, he may have been able to him. The musicologist Patrick Macey
I asked Rodin, who is forty-two, how write “when he wants to” because he has proposed that Josquin took inspi-
he ended up in this contentious corner could afford to.) ration from the repetitions in Savona-
of the musicological field. “I’m a Jew- If Rodin had to select a defining rola’s text. The “Miserere” is built around
ish kid from the Upper West Side,” he characteristic for Josquin, it would be twenty-four iterations of the phrase
told me, with a laugh. “I didn’t grow obsessiveness—a mania for the work- “Miserere mei, Deus”; the first tenor
up with Catholic polyphony. The dom- ing out of musical ideas. In “Josquin’s does nothing but repeat the phrase, in
inant music in the house was Pete See- Rome,” a study of the composer’s Sistine near-monotones.
ger and the Weavers.” Rodin didn’t dis- Chapel period, Rodin notes the pre- As in the “Missa La sol fa re mi,” a
cover Josquin until he was in college, at dominance of “circular, recursive” me- potentially tiring scheme yields music
the University of Pennsylvania, but he lodic lines, and observes, “Obsessive of brilliant variety. For one thing, the
had relished all kinds of singing from repetition of this kind often generates tenor’s central pitch is always shifting.
an early age, and had developed a knack a heightened sense of tension that can In the first part, it moves stepwise down
for memorizing vocal lines, which served only be resolved with a significant point an octave; in the second part, it goes
him well when he turned to Renais- of arrival. Indeed more than any of his back up; in the final part, it sinks again.
sance music. contemporaries, Josquin’s music is Furthermore, the collective refrains
“The most difficult thing with this characterized by tense, pregnant mo- change shape and character. They last
music is getting to know it from the in- ments that demand resolution, some- anywhere from three and a half to eight
side,” Rodin said. “When I was an un- times in the form of extraordinary cli- bars, and the gaps separating them range
dergrad, I was taking the train back and mactic passages.” from three and a half bars to twen-
forth to Philadelphia, and I’d listen to Josquin’s supreme ritual of repeti- ty-eight. Toward the end, the pleas for
the Tallis Scholars recordings on repeat. tion comes in his “Missa La sol fa re mercy are couched in gorgeous cascad-
I’d put on a Kyrie for, like, an hour, over mi,” the title of which specifies the five- ing patterns, even as the intervening
and over.” Although Rodin remains ap- note motto of the piece: A G F D E. gaps grow achingly long. Josquin, so
preciative of the Tallis Scholars’ pio- That pattern appears in the mass some often the most orderly of composers,
neering work in this repertory—their two hundred and fifty times, although here uses asymmetry to keep his listen-
first recording of a Josquin mass ap- it undergoes enough variation that it ers on edge, like supplicants. For the
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(unless it is an ancient hoax). Instead,
everything exists in copies, of varying
quality. Even the Petrucci editions that
sealed Josquin’s fame are not above sus-
picion. Since the composer was alive
when they were published, it’s natural
to assume that he played a role in their
production. Yet, Rifkin told me, Petrucci
was plainly consulting secondhand
sources, not original manuscripts: “His
editions have mistakes that you see in
other copies in circulation.” Of the sev-
enteen Josquin masses that Petrucci
published, only eleven make it into the
“almost certain” category of Rifkin and
Rodin’s revised catalogue. Josquin, in
retirement in Condé, may have been
either unaware of Petrucci’s question-
able activity or helpless to stop it.
“I hate summer people, but I love eating their garbage.” The principal test case in Rifkin’s
seminar was “O virgo virginum” (“O
• • virgin of virgins”), a spacious, sombre
six-voice motet in praise of the Virgin
Mary. The earliest copy is found in a
scholar John Milson, the “Miserere” musical modernists, who prized poly- manuscript at the Vatican. Since Jos-
evokes a spellbinding preacher who phonic complexity as an antecedent quin sang in the Sistine Chapel, this
builds a sermon around a single phrase. for their own cerebral games. (Anton seems a trustworthy source—except
This possibly ironic memorial to Sa- Webern, one of the founders of seri- that no composer is specified. The first
vonarola shows how wrenchingly de- alist composition, produced a doctoral attribution occurs in a hand-copied an-
vout polyphony can be. thesis on Heinrich Isaac.) Rifkin told thology that probably originated in
me, “I didn’t really get Josquin, at first. Venice and is now held at the Biblio-
or select Chinese skiers and snow- When it comes to planning a ski and maybe break your right arm snow-
L’HOMME DU JOUR
Omar Sy’s breakout moment.
BY LAUREN COLLINS
mar Sy was sure he saw Jesus. five episodes of “Lupin,” a French-lan- ular man in France, according to an an-
BOOKS
THE DEEP
When we mine rare metals from the ocean floor, what other riches will be lost?
BY ELIZABETH KOLBERT
he International Seabed Au- 1974, a drillship purportedly belonging said, “offer a way to dramatically reduce”
T thority is headquartered in
Kingston, Jamaica, in a build-
ing that looks a bit like a prison and a
to Howard Hughes—the Hughes Glo-
mar Explorer—anchored north of Mid-
way Atoll, ostensibly to bring up nod-
the environmental impact of extracting
these tons.
But seabed mining poses environ-
bit like a Holiday Inn. The I.S.A., which ules from the depths. In fact, the ship mental hazards of its own. The more
has been described as “chronically over- was operated by the C.I.A., which was scientists learn about the depths, the
looked” and is so obscure that even many trying to raise a sunken Soviet subma- more extraordinary the discoveries. The
Jamaicans don’t know it exists, has ju- rine. But then, in a curious twist, a real ocean floor is populated by creatures
risdiction over roughly half the globe. company called Ocean Minerals leased that thrive under conditions that seem
Under international law, countries the Glomar to collect nodules from the impossibly extreme. There is, for exam-
control the waters within two hundred seabed west of Baja California. The pres- ple, a ghostly pale deep-sea octopus that
miles of their shores. Beyond that, the ident of the company likened the exer- lays its eggs only on the stalks of nod-
oceans and all they contain are consid- cise to “standing on the top of the Em- ule-dwelling sponges. Remove the nod-
ered “the common heritage of man- pire State Building, trying to pick up ules in order to melt them down and it
kind.” This realm, which encompasses small stones on the sidewalk using a will, presumably, take millions of years
nearly a hundred million square miles long straw, at night.” for new ones to form.
of seafloor, is referred to in I.S.A.-speak After the Glomar expeditions, inter-
simply as the Area. est in seabed mining waned. It’s now dith Widder is a marine biologist,
Scattered across the Area are great
riches. Mostly, these take the shape of
waxing again. As one recent report put
it, “The Pacific Ocean is the scene of a
E a MacArthur Fellow, and the au-
thor of “Below the Edge of Darkness:
lumps that resemble blackened pota- new wild west.” Thirty companies have A Memoir of Exploring Light and Life
toes. The lumps, known formally as received permits from the I.S.A. to ex- in the Deep Sea” (Random House). Wid-
polymetallic nodules, consist of layers plore the Area. Most are looking to slurp der is an expert on bioluminescence, a
of ore that have built up around bits of up the nodules; others are hoping to ex- topic that she became interested in after
marine debris, such as ancient shark cavate stretches of the ocean floor that nearly going blind. In 1970, when she
teeth. The process by which the met- are rich in cobalt and copper. Permits was a freshman in college, she had to
als accumulate is not entirely under- to begin commercial mining could be have surgery for a broken back. The sur-
stood; however, it’s thought to be ex- issued within a few years. gery went fine, but afterward she started
ceedingly slow. A single spud-size Proponents of deep-sea mining argue hemorrhaging. Her heart stopped beat-
nugget might take some three million that the sooner it starts the better. Man- ing, and she was resuscitated. This hap-
years to form. It has been estimated ufacturing wind turbines, electric vehi- pened again, and then a third time. Blood
that, collectively, the nodules on the cles, solar panels, and batteries for en- leaked into both of her eyes, blocking
bottom of the ocean contain six times ergy storage requires resources, often her retinas. “My visual world was swirl-
as much cobalt, three times as much scarce ones. (Tellurium is a key com- ing darkness with occasional glimpses
nickel, and four times as much of the ponent in thin-film solar panels.) “The of meaningless light,” she recalls. Even-
ABOVE: PHILIPPE PETIT-ROULET
rare-earth metal yttrium as there is on reality is that the clean-energy transi- tually, she regained her vision, but she
land. They contain six thousand times tion is not possible without taking bil- no longer took sight for granted.
as much tellurium, a metal that’s even lions of tons of metal from the planet,” “We believe we see the world as it is,”
rarer than the rare earths. Gerard Barron, the chairman of the Met- she writes. “We don’t. We see the world
The first attempts to harvest this als Company, one of the businesses that as we need to see it to make our exis-
submerged wealth were undertaken holds permits from the I.S.A., observed tence possible.”
nearly fifty years ago. In the summer of a few months ago. Seafloor nodules, he The same goes for fish. Only the top
58 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 21, 2021
Within a few years, permits could be issued for commercial miners hoping to harvest the submerged wealth of the sea.
ILLUSTRATION BY SOPHI MIYOKO GULLBRANTS THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 21, 2021 59
layers of the oceans are illuminated. proteins called opsins. In the case of bio- to the deep sea—and, once there, to
The “sunlight zone” extends down luminescence, different groups of or- record what they’re seeing—Widder
about seven hundred feet, the “twilight ganisms produce very different lucifer- has spent much of her career trying to
zone” down another twenty-six hun- ins, meaning that each has invented its figure out ways to study biolumines-
dred feet. Below that—in the “mid- own way to shine. cence remotely. She’s developed spe-
night zone,” the “abyssal zone,” and The most obvious reason to flash a cial deep-sea cameras that rely on red
the “hadal zone”—there’s only black- light in the dark is to find food. Some light, which marine creatures mostly
ness, and the light created by life it- animals, like the stoplight loosejaw, a can’t detect. Much of “Below the Edge
self. In this vast darkness, so many spe- fish with photon-emitting organs under of Darkness” is occupied with the tra-
cies have mastered the art of biolumi- each eye, use bioluminescence to seek vails of getting these cameras placed,
nescence that Widder estimates they out prey. Others, like the humpback a project that involves journeys so nau-
constitute a “majority of the creatures blackdevil, hope to attract victims with seating that Widder describes cycling
on the planet.” The first time she de- their displays; the blackdevil sports a through the five stages of seasickness.
scended into the deep in an armored shiny lure that dangles off its forehead In the fourth, she explains, “you’re afraid
diving suit called a Wasp, she was over- like a crystal from a chandelier. you’re going to die,” and in the last
whelmed by the display. “This was a Bioluminescence also serves less “you’re afraid you’re not.”
light extravaganza unlike anything I straightforward functions. It can be The experience that she really wants
could have imagined,” she writes. “Af- used to entice mates and to startle en- to convey, though, is not queasiness
terwards, when asked to describe what emies. The giant red mysid, a hamster- but wonder. The creatures of the deep
I had seen, I blurted, ‘It’s like the Fourth size crustacean, spews streams of blue have been putting on the world’s great-
of July down there!’” sparkles from nozzles near its mouth; est light show for tens of millions of
Bioluminescent creatures produce these, it’s believed, distract would-be years. Widder thinks that if people
light via chemical reaction. They syn- attackers. Some animals smear their could witness this spectacle—or even
thesize luciferins, compounds that, in pursuers with bioluminescent slime— just be made aware of it—they’d pay a
the presence of certain enzymes, known the marks make them targets for other lot more attention to life at the bot-
as luciferases, oxidize and give off pho- predators—and some use biolumines- tom of the seas and the many hazards
tons. The trick is useful enough that bio- cence as camouflage. This last strategy that threaten it. These include but are
luminescence has evolved independently is known as counterillumination, and not limited to global warming, ocean
some fifty times. Eyes, too, have evolved it’s used in the twilight zone, where acidification, overfishing, agricultural
independently about fifty times, in crea- many creatures have upward-looking runoff, oil spills, invasive species, bot-
tures as diverse as flies, flatworms, and eyes that scan for the silhouettes of tom trawling, plastic waste, and sea-
frogs. But, Widder points out, “there is prey. The prey can adjust their glow to bed mining.
one remarkable distinction.” All ani- blend in with the light filtering down “We seem to be in a Catch-22 sce-
mals’ eyes employ the same basic strat- from above. nario where we haven’t explored the
egy to convert light to sensation, using Since it’s so hard for humans to get deep ocean because we don’t appreci-
ate what a remarkable, mysterious, and
wondrous place it is, and we don’t know
what an astonishing place it is because
we haven’t explored it,” she argues.
Meanwhile, she writes, “we are man-
aging to destroy the ocean before we
even know what’s in it.”
An 1824 time-series graph by William Playfair. Early viewers were bewildered by conventions we now take for granted.
engine failure live on TV will jeopardize the Carter Racing story look at the despite the weather. Soon after takeoff,
sponsorships—and the driver’s life. But scattered dots on the graph and decide the rubber O-rings leaked, a joint in
withdrawing has consequences, too. The that the relationship between tempera- the solid rocket boosters failed, and the
wasted entry fee means finishing the ture and engine failure is inconclusive. space shuttle broke apart, killing all
season in debt, and the team won’t be Almost everyone chooses to race. Al- seven crew members. A decade later,
happy about the missed opportunity for most no one looks at that chart and Edward Tufte, the great maven of data
glory. As Burns’s First Law of Racing asks to see the seventeen missing data visualization, used the Challenger tele-
says, “Nobody ever won a race sitting points—the data from those races conference as a potent example of the
in the pits.” which did not end in engine failure. wrong way to display quantitative evi-
One of the engine mechanics has a As soon as those points are added, dence. The right graph, he pointed out,
hunch about what’s causing the blow- however, the terrible risk of a cold race would have shown the truth at a glance.
outs. He thinks that the engine’s head becomes clear. Every race in which the
gasket might be breaking in cooler engine behaved properly was conducted n “A History of Data Visualization
I
IMAGE BY WILLIAM PLAYFAIR
weather. To help Carter decide what to when the temperature was higher than and Graphic Communication” (Har-
do, a graph is devised that shows the sixty-five degrees; every single attempt vard), Michael Friendly and Howard
conditions during each of the blowouts: that occurred in temperatures at or below Wainer, a psychologist and a statistician,
the outdoor temperature at the time of sixty-five degrees resulted in engine fail- argue that visual thinking, by revealing
the race plotted against the number of ure. Tomorrow’s race would almost cer- what would otherwise remain invisible,
breaks in the head gasket. The dots are tainly end in catastrophe. has had a profound effect on the way
scattered into a sort of crooked smile One more twist: the points on the we approach problems. The book be-
64 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 21, 2021
gins with what might be the first sta- ences among them—and the stakes de- different periods—and silting was an
tistical graph in history, devised by the pendent on those differences—became important factor in fertilizing crops. Fat
Dutch cartographer Michael Florent impossible to ignore. Van Langren wrote, years and lean years didn’t just happen.
van Langren in the sixteen-twenties. “If the Longitude between Toledo and
This was well into the Age of Discovery, Rome is not known with certainty, con- t was another hundred and fifty years
and Europeans were concerned with
the measurement of time, distance, and
sider, Your Highness, what it will be for
the Western and Oriental Indies, that
I after van Langren’s letter before the
next significant advances in visualiz-
location. Such measurements were par- in comparison the former distance is ing data arrived, courtesy of a 1786 book
ticularly important at sea, where accu- almost nothing.” by the Scottish engineer William Play-
rate navigation presented a considerable Van Langren’s image marked an ex- fair, “The Commercial and Political
challenge. Mariners had to rely on error- traordinary conceptual leap. He was a Atlas.” Despite the title, it didn’t con-
prone charts and faulty compasses; they skilled cartographer from a long line tain a single conventional geographi-
made celestial observations while stand- of cartographers, so he would have been cal map. Instead, it displayed Playfair’s
ing on the decks of rocking boats, and— familiar with depicting distances on a great ability to chart out the shape of
if all else failed—threw rope overboard page. But, as Tufte puts it, in his clas- an object that existed only in his mind,
in an attempt to work out how far from sic study “Visual Explanations” (1997), cementing his place in the history of
the seabed they were. If establishing a “Maps resemble miniature pictorial data graphics: he gave us the line graph
north-south position was notoriously representations of the physical world.” of a time series, the bar chart, and, even-
difficult, the spin of the Earth made it Here was something entirely new: en- tually, the pie chart—practically the
nearly impossible to accurately calcu- coding the estimate of a distance by its entire suite of Excel charting options.
late a ship’s east-west position. position along a line. Scientists were Playfair explained his approach using
In 1628, van Langren wrote a letter well versed in handling a range of val- a graph that showed the expenditure
to the Spanish court, in an effort to ues for a single property, but until then of the Royal Navy over the preceding
demonstrate the importance of improv- science had only ever been concerned decades. Time is on the horizontal
ing the way longitude was calculated with how to get rid of error—how to x-axis, money is on the vertical y-axis;
(and of giving him the funding to do take a collection of wrong answers and the line wiggles up and down from left
so). To make his case, he drew a simple reduce its dimension to give a single, to right. With the advantage of a few
one-dimensional graph. On the left, he best answer. Van Langren was the first centuries’ worth of perspective, it’s hard
drew a tick mark, representing the an- person to realize that a story lay in that to believe that this kind of image would
cient city of Toledo, in Spain. From this dimension, one that could be physi- be anything other than intuitive to
point, he drew a single horizontal line cally seen on a page by abstracting it grasp. But Playfair, introducing the
on the page, marking across its length along a thin inked line. time-series graph to the world for the
twelve historical calculations of the lon- The originality of van Langren’s first time, had to work hard to get peo-
gitudinal distance from Toledo to Rome. graph attests to a long history of missed ple to understand what they were see-
The estimates were wildly different, opportunities to arrive at the same idea. ing. He asked his readers to imagine
scattered all across the line. There was Friendly and Wainer offer an example that he had taken the money spent by
a cluster of estimates at around twenty from the banks of the Nile, which, be- the Navy in a single year and laid it out
degrees, including those made by the fore the Aswan Dam was built, in the neatly, in guineas, in a straight column
great astronomer Tycho Brahe and the nineteen-sixties, f looded each year. on a table. To the right, he would cre-
pioneering cartographer Gerardus Mer- “Egyptians, who knew that their pros- ate another column of guineas, to cor-
cator; others, including the celebrated perity depended on the river’s annual respond to the amount paid out in the
mathematician Ptolemy, put the dis- overflow, had been keeping the Nile’s following year. If he continued doing
tance between the two cities closer to high-water mark for more than three this, creating a column of guineas for
thirty degrees. All the estimates were millennia,” they write. The records each year, “they would make a shape,
too large—we now know that the cor- helped farmers track the level of flood- the dimensions of which would agree
rect distance is sixteen and a half de- ing in the recent past and decide when exactly with the amount of the sums.”
grees. But the graph was meant to show and where to plant crops. But, over thou- Where van Langren had abstracted
just how divergent the estimates were. sands of years, nobody realized the sig- the range of longitudinal estimates into
Depending on which one was used, a nificance of the data in aggregate—until a line, Playfair had gone further. He
traveller from Toledo could end up any- the nineteen-fifties, when William Pop- discovered that you could encode time
where between sixty miles outside Rome per used it to chart the Nile’s flood lev- by its position on the page. This idea
and more than six hundred miles away, els in the course of thirteen centuries. may have come naturally to him.
on the plains of eastern Bulgaria. Friendly and Wainer write, “No one Friendly and Wainer describe how,
Van Langren could have put these thought to make a graph of the high- when Playfair was younger, his brother
values in a table, as would have been water level over time or compare the had explained one way to record the
typical for the time, but, as Friendly and average water level in the last decade to daily high temperatures over an ex-
Wainer observe, “only a graph speaks what might occur in the next.” Popper’s tended period: he should imagine a
directly to the eyes.” Once the numbers work showed, for the first time, the sur- bunch of thermometers in a row and
were visualized, the enormous differ- prisingly wide variation in silting across record his temperature readings as if
THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 21, 2021 65
he were tracing the different mercury ical world corresponding to two and a train. Onboard, the train appeared to
levels; from there, it was only a small half millimetres on the graph. be operating normally, but as it passed
step to let the image of the thermometer With the axes set up in this way, the other trains in the tunnels it would
fade into the background, use a dot to trains appeared on the graph as simple trigger their emergency brakes. The
represent the top of the column of mer- diagonal lines, sweeping from left to pattern could not be seen by sorting
cury, and line up the dots from left to right as they travelled across distance the data by trains, or by times, or by
right on the page. By visualizing time and time. In the simplest sections of the locations. Only when a version of Ib-
on the x-axis, Playfair had created a rail network, with no junctions or cross- ry’s graph was used did the problem
tool for making pictures from numbers ings or stops, you could choose where reveal itself.
which offered a portal to a much deeper to place the diagonal line of each train
connection with time and distance. As to insure that there was sufficient spac- ntil the nineteenth century, Friendly
the industrial age emerged, this proved
to be a life-saving insight.
ing around it. Things got complicated,
however, if the trains weren’t moving at
U and Wainer tell us, most modern
forms of data graphics—pie charts, line
the same speed. The faster the train, the graphs, and bar charts—tended to have
ack when long-distance travel was steeper the line, so a passenger express a one-dimensional view of their data.
B provided by horse-drawn stage-
coaches, departure timetables were sug-
train crossed quickly from top to bot-
tom, while slower freight trains appeared
Playfair’s line graph of Navy expendi-
tures, for instance, was concerned only
gestive rather than definitive. Where as thin lines with a far shallower angle. with how that one variable changed
schedules did exist, they would often be The problem of scheduling became a over time. But, as the nineteenth cen-
listed alongside caveats, such as “barring matter of spacing a series of differently tury progressed, graphs began to break
accidents!” or “God permitting!” Once angled lines in a box so that they never free of their one-dimensional roots. The
passenger railways started to open up, unintentionally crossed on the page, and scatter plot, which some trace back to
in the eighteen-twenties and thirties, hence never met on the track. the English scientist John Herschel,
train times would be advertised, but, These train graphs weren’t meant to and which Tufte heralds as “the great-
without nationally agreed-on time and be illustrations—they weren’t designed est of all graphical designs,” allowed
time zones, their punctuality fell well to persuade or to provide conceptual in- statistical graphs to take on the form
shy of modern standards. When George sight. They were created as an instru- of two continuous variables at once—
Hudson, the English tycoon known as ment for solving the intricate complex- temperature, or money, or unemployment
the Railway King, was confronted with ities of timetabling, almost akin to a slide rates, or wine consumption—whether
data showing how often his trains ran rule. Yet they also constituted a map of it had a real-world physical presence
late, he countered with the data on how an abstract conceptual space, a place or not. Rather than featuring a single
often his trains were early, and insisted where, to paraphrase the statistician John line joining single values as they move
that, in net terms, his railway ran roughly Tukey, you were forced to notice what over time, these graphs could present
on time. you otherwise wouldn’t see. clouds of points, each plotted accord-
As train travel became increasingly Within a decade, the graphs were ing to two variables.
popular, patience was no longer the being used to create train schedules Their appearance is instantly famil-
only casualty of this system: head-on across the world. Until recently, some iar. As Alberto Cairo puts it in his re-
collisions started to occur. With more cent book, “How Charts Lie,” scatter
lines and stations being added, rail op- plots got their name for a reason: “They
erators needed a way to avoid accidents. are intended to show the relative scat-
A big breakthrough came from France, tering of the dots, their dispersion or
in an elegant new style of graph first concentration in different regions of
demonstrated by the railway engineer the chart.” Glancing at a scatter allows
Charles Ibry. you to judge whether the data is trend-
In a presentation to the French Min- ing in one direction or another, and to
ister of Public Works in 1847, Ibry dis- spot if there are clusters of similar dots
played a chart that could show simul- that are hiding in the numbers.
taneously the locations of all the trains transit departments still preferred to A famous example comes from
between Paris and Le Havre in a twenty- work by hand, rather than by computer, around 1911, when the astronomers
four-hour period. Like Playfair, Ibry using lined paper and a pencil, angling Ejnar Hertzsprung and Henry Norris
used the horizontal axis to denote the the ruler more sharply to denote faster Russell independently produced a scat-
passing of time. Every millimetre across trains on the line. And contemporary ter of a series of stars, plotting their lu-
represented two minutes. In the top left train-planning software relies heavily minosity against their color, moving
corner was a mark to denote the Paris on these very graphs, essentially un- across the spectrum from blue to red.
railway station, and then, down the ver- changed since Ibry’s day. In 2016, a (A star’s color is determined by its sur-
tical axis, each station was marked out team of data scientists was able to work face temperature; its luminosity, or in-
along the route to Le Havre. They were out that a series of unexplained dis- trinsic brightness, is determined both
positioned precisely according to dis- ruptions on Singapore’s MRT Circle by its surface temperature and by its
tance, with one kilometre in the phys- Line were caused by a single rogue size.) The result, as Friendly and Wainer
66 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 21, 2021
concede, is “not a graph of great beauty,”
but it did revolutionize astrophysics.
The scatter plot showed that the stars
were distributed not at random but con-
centrated in groups, huddled together
by type. These clusters would prove to
be home to the blue and red giants, and
also the red and white dwarfs.
In graphs like these, the distance
between any two given dots on the
page took on an entirely abstract mean-
ing. It was no longer related to phys-
ical proximity; it now meant some-
thing more akin to similarity. Closeness
within the conceptual space of the
graph meant that two stars were alike
in their characteristics. A surprising
number of stars were, say, reddish and
dim, because the red dwarf turned out
to be a significant category of star; the
way stars in this category clustered on
the scatter plot showed that they were
conceptually proximate, not that they
were physically so.
But if you could find clusters of dots
in two dimensions, why not three? “That comes with a complimentary tote.”
Friendly and Wainer discuss a three-
dimensional scatter plot that improved
our understanding of Type 2 diabetes.
• •
In 1979, two scientists, Gerald M. Reaven
and R. G. Miller, plotted blood-glucose are the same as those of their nineteenth- ancestors came from. Geneticists have
levels against the production of insulin century scatter-plot predecessors. The found millions of these little variations,
in the pancreas for a series of patients. axes could be the range of possible an- which can be shared with particular fre-
Along a third axis, they added a met- swers to a questionnaire on a dating quency among groups of people who
ric for how efficiently insulin is used by Web site, with individuals floating as have common ancestors. The only way
the body. What emerged was a three- dots in a vast high-dimensional space, to reveal the groups is by examining the
dimensional structure that looks a lit- their positions fixed by the responses variation in a high-dimensional space.
tle like an egg with f loppy wings. It they gave when they signed up. In 2012, These are scatter plots that no one
allowed Reaven and Miller to split par- Chris McKinlay, a grad student in ap- ever needs to see. They exist in vast
ticipants into three groups—those with plied mathematics, worked out how to number arrays on the hard drives of
overt diabetes, those with latent diabe- scrape data from OkCupid and used powerful computers, turned and ma-
tes, and those who were unaffected— this strategy—hunting for dots in a sim- nipulated as though the distances be-
and to understand how patients might ilar region, in the hope that proximity tween the imagined dots were real. Data
transition from one state to another. translated into romantic compatibility. visualization has progressed from a
Previously it had been thought that (He says the eighty-eighth time was the means of making things tractable and
overt diabetes was preceded by the la- charm.) Or the axes could relate to your comprehensible on the page to an au-
tent stage, but the graph showed that reaction to a film on a streaming ser- tomated hunt for clusters and connec-
the only “path” from one to the other vice, or the amount of time you spend tions, with trained machines that do
was through the region occupied by looking at a particular post on a so- the searching. Patterns still emerge and
those classified as normal. Because of cial-media site. Or they could relate to drive our understanding of the world
this and evidence from other studies, something physical, like the DNA in forward, even if they are no longer vis-
they are now considered two separate your cells: the genetic analysis used to ible to the human eye. But these mod-
disease classes. infer our ancestry looks for variability ern innovations exist only because of
If three dimensions are possible, and clusters within these abstract, con- the original insight that it was possible
though, why not four? Or four hun- ceptual spaces. There are subtle shifts to think of numbers visually. The in-
dred? Today, much of data science is in the codes for proteins sprinkled vention of graphs and charts was a much
founded on precisely these high-dimen- throughout our DNA; often they have quieter affair than that of the telescope,
sional spaces. They’re dizzying to con- no noticeable effect on our development, but these tools have done just as much
template, but the fundamental principles but they can leave clues to where our to change how and what we see.
THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 21, 2021 67
can induce her husband to shuffle off
ON TELEVISION his mortal coil by accidental overdose.
A dark pastiche of network sitcoms
KILLING IT
that avenges years of sexist sludge pumped
into the American psyche by shows such
as “Kevin Can Wait” (the callout is so
Two shows reconsider the comedy of relationships. direct that I wouldn’t be surprised to
learn that the show’s creator, Valerie Arm-
BY ALEXANDRA SCHWARTZ strong, had been challenged to a duel):
what’s not to like? The pastiche itself,
for one thing. Playing with two genres,
you potentially double the reward, but
you also risk winding up with a sitcom
drained of comedy and a drama stripped
of power, not to mention sense. Far be
it from me to suggest that Kevin, a luke-
warm can of Bud Light in human form,
deserves to live, but why opt for murder
when divorce entails considerably less
jail time? Allison offers up a jumbled
grab bag of justifications for her desper-
ate behavior. The truth is that she’s a
pawn, not a character, freed from one set
of absurd genre constraints only to be-
come shackled to another.
A sitcom’s breezy rhythm is exact-
ing—one missed beat and the whole
thing goes splat. Here, the thud is the
point. The show’s first episode opens in
the McRobertses’ living room, where
Kevin is playing beer pong with his doo-
fus neighbor, Neil (Alex Bonifer), as
Kevin’s dad (Brian Howe) and Neil’s
bullying sister, Patty (Mary Hollis In-
boden, doing a Rosie O’Donnell thing),
look on from the couch. When Allison
enters, carrying a basket of laundry, she
disrupts the fratty equilibrium; “Mom,”
as Neil calls her, can’t hang. “Neil, what
is our one house rule?” she asks, hoping
n paper, “Kevin Can F**K Him- finally had enough of the long-suffer- he’ll apologize for the neg. “Yankees
O self,” a new meta-series on AMC,
is a tempting stylistic cocktail—one part
ing shtick. She begins to dream of es-
cape—stabbing Kevin in the jugular with
suck!” the group shouts in unison. The
laugh track roars; Allison is crushed,
Jekyll, one part Hyde, garnished with a a broken beer mug is one happy fan- and the air is briefly sucked from the
zesty feminist twist. Onscreen, it’s a bi- tasy—and, as her thoughts turn dark, so, scene. A sitcom wife wields her humor
zarro centaur with a horse’s head and a literally, does the show. The corny music as both dagger and shield, doing do-
man’s hairy ass: the concept is there, but drops out, and the bright studio lights mestic battle with a wink and a smile.
the assembly is all wrong. Annie Mur- dim to a bruised, greenish tinge, as if the But Allison is turned into another ste-
phy plays Allison McRoberts, a standard- camera had been dropped into olive brine. reotype, the tedious, finger-wagging
issue sitcom wife living a multi-cam sit- In sunny sitcom land, a laugh track yuks shrew. “Women is losers,” Janis Joplin
com life in Worcester, Massachusetts, along to plots that revolve around, say, sang. Honey, don’t I believe it.
with her dopey slob of a husband, Kevin Kevin’s scheme to prank his killjoy boss Maybe I’m not the right audience for
(Eric Petersen). For ten years of mar- at his and Allison’s “anniversa-rager.” In this show, but who is? “Kevin Can F**K
riage, Allison has tolerated Kevin’s an- the gloomy grit of drama-ville, we watch Himself ” dissects a product that its tar-
tics, which tend to involve guzzling as Allison Googles “perfect murder” at get viewers likely already hold in con-
booze, worshipping the Patriots, and the public library and tries to finagle an tempt. The baseline of condescension is
evading all adult responsibility, but she’s opioid prescription in the hope that she elevated, in the course of the four forty-
five-minute episodes that I watched, by
Annie Murphy as a wife with homicidal fantasies in “Kevin Can F**K Himself.” the show’s insistence that these working-
68 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 21, 2021 ILLUSTRATION BY KELSEY WROTEN
class people—Kevin is a cable guy, Al- “More like an Adam Driver or a Ryan
lison an employee at a liquor store— Gosling. I’m still, like, working it out.”
are not merely obnoxious and stupid That deadpan waggishness is typical of
but also bad. Kevin wages a war on the the show’s low-key, anti-doctrinaire ap-
couple’s neighbors, “foreigners” whose proach to the big questions of selfhood.
favorite football team is Manchester “Feel Good” sends up a familiar brand
United. Patty brags about getting a mail- of generational self-righteousness, but
woman deported. Presumably, we are gently, with love.
meant to recoil in horror, not to pause In the first season, Mae and George
and wonder at the likelihood of an un- meet at one of Mae’s sets. An ecstatic
documented person being employed by sequence has the couple kissing, screw-
a federal agency in the first place. ing, and moving in together at the speed
Murphy had a big success playing of a stop-motion flower unfurling from
Alexis Rose, the ditzy sister with a heart bud to bloom. The sex is hot, and often
of gold on “Schitt’s Creek,” a sitcom as hilarious, but the intensity of the attrac-
sweet as “Kevin Can F**K Himself ” is tion papers over the pair’s compatibil-
sour. She was nominated for a slew of ity issues. George has never dated a
Canadian Screen Awards, and won an woman before, and her reluctance to
Emmy in 2020. Still, comic actors often come out to her snobby friend group
worry about proving their prestige, and eats at Mae’s confidence. Meanwhile,
it’s understandable that Murphy, who George learns that Mae is a recovering
can crack up a room with a raised eye- drug addict; when she was a teen, her
brow, wanted to test herself with steel- parents (Adrian Lukis and a wonder-
ier stuff. But serious doesn’t have to mean fully imperious Lisa Kudrow) kicked
no fun. Saddled with a bad wig of a her out of the house, and she wound up
Boston accent, her shoulders hunched on the street, then in jail. Mae grudg-
in a posture of perpetual defeat, Mur- ingly agrees to join a support group, but,
phy seems lost. This is supposed to be by the end of the season, she has re-
Allison’s show. Why does it feel like the lapsed, and the couple splits up.
joke is on her? The current season opens with Mae
back at the rehab, outside Toronto, where
f you want to laugh without the as- she spent time in her youth. She has re-
I sistance of a track, I suggest you hop
on over to Netflix, where the second
gressed, in more ways than one. Mae is
suspicious of the contemporary tendency
season of the underappreciated gem to classify feelings with a diagnosis. “I
“Feel Good” has just been released. The forgot that I’m a Vietnam War vet,” she
series, which now totals twelve perfectly tells a doctor who suggests that she might
paced, gloriously funny half-hour epi- have P.T.S.D. But she can’t explain why
sodes, was co-created and written by the she sometimes needs to lie under the bed
Canadian comedian Mae Martin, who rather than on top of it, or why a ten-
based the story on her own life and plays year period of her life has been wiped
a version of herself. from her memory. The show, closing in
Mae, an expat in London, is jittery, on Mae’s past, demands that she reckon
wiry, and waxy pale, with the sharp fea- not only with the harm that has been
tures and big eyes of an anime charac- done to her but with the more confus-
ter and a boyish swoosh of cropped blond ing question of her own complicity; two
hair that makes her look like Peter Pan confrontations with sketchy dudes, with
crossed with a baby chick. She’s thirty very different outcomes, are marbled with
but, bundled in her oversized hoodie, ambiguity. (Self-styled good guys are in
could pass for a preteen. A macho Dane for a tweaking, too. “Here’s a chapter on
Cook type she meets at the comedy club the link between the male orgasm and
where she does standup pegs her as “some war crimes,” George is told by a male
sort of androgynous Muppet,” though lover, who hands her a book called “Fem-
she prefers “anemic scarecrow.” Strang- inist Sexuality” after she confesses to a
ers call her “sir,” and her girlfriend, George filthy fantasy involving priests and nuns.)
(Charlotte Ritchie), has Mae saved in Beneath the surface charms of this clever,
her phone as “Corn.” (It’s the hair.) “I entertaining series, Martin wants to show
don’t really identify as a woman these us how difficult it is to be a moral per-
days,” Mae jokes. How does she identify? son, and how beautiful it is to try.
bar, back in the Dominican Republic.
THE CURRENT CINEMA As an immigrant, of course, he faces a
choice far starker than the Smiths’, since
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“Our company is going public.” “So, you’re saying you didn’t miss
Kelly Ritter, Manhattan Beach, Calif. your last two appointments?”
Rebecca Tatro, South Portland, Maine
“Honey, can you close the door? I’m in a meeting.”
Sam Villetard, Beaumont, Alta.
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THE 17 18
CROSSWORD 19 20 21 22
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A lightly challenging puzzle.
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BY CAITLIN REID
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ACROSS
1 “Mine!”
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5 Fertile, crumbly soil
9 Film with the tagline “A little pig goes a 41 42 43 44
long way”
13 Stroke of inspiration 45 46 47 48 49
33 Sass L O N E R T I N S E L
58 Four-legged Monopoly token
A R C T I C O C E A N P B S
59 An eternity 35 Seriously bright
P L O T A R M O R I D I O T
60 Joint with a cap 36 HBO sports sitcom whose title was S E R O T O N I N K E N Y A
61 German singer of the eighties hit “99 stylized with dollar signs E Y E S P I N S A N G S T