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KHUNPOL IS HAPPY

Autobiographical Movie by HOD Production

Directed by Khunpol Krichpirom

Starring Techapon Kanapakorn

"Gang Hod has graduated already"

"You should take a picture with the Brave Butler's group. Ai’Khai, the head of the butlers has graduated
already!”

Ai’Bone’s voice that shouted out loud made me shake my head no. Everyone looked cheerful and joyful,
and they overwhelmingly supported this idea. If only I could just sit and turn my face away from the
world and be alone. The fuck is that Brave Butler’s group. If you say that, my wife will then know.

After the last grading was released and everyone didn’t fail with their destined F, we gave ourselves a
sheepish smile. We then embraced each other’s necks to celebrate together and went around in a circle
one time. As for today, it is our post training day. Therefore, it is the last day that we must come to our
faculty this year.

Thinking about it, it seems there’s mixed feelings of happiness and sadness altogether.

The life that we must be in college throughout the 4 years is about to suddenly stop. Different people
have different separate ways to follow. That means that the chance to meet every day is something we
may not have again. Talking about it is sad. Please wipe the tears flowing down on my cheeks with
bullshit.

“You don’t have to lie.”

“I don’t know this page!” (T/N: Brave Butler’s)

“People who are scared of their wives, why wouldn’t you know them?”

Oho! You’re insulting the Casanova-ness of my past a lot, my friend. Saying that makes Khai (me) upset.
It’s the most insulting thing to Khunpol (T/N: means ‘warlord’)

“Who’s scared of their wife? Here. Do you see it?,” I said as I pat the jeans I was wearing.

“Why? Did Ai’Third buy that for you?”

“Heu! I’m much more superior than that”

“You’ll say that he washed that?”

Ai’Bone asked very skeptically. I then smiled in ridicule before responding

“No, I washed it myself”

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“Woiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii”

It was not just Ai’Bone but friends from our major joined in. A lot of people were standing up listening
and insulting me with annoyance. What the, I just washed it myself but me being someone’s lover is
better than Ai’Nut. That guy still has a lot of wives. This time, we then walked holding each other’s necks
and recalled my superiority over Ai’Third.

Who said I’m afraid of my wife? It’s Ai’Third who is afraid of me. Khai this, Khai that. Heu! We’ve lost to
each other.

I can definitely say my friends didn’t believe it. They were listening and making faces. I can speak here
because Ai’Third and Ai’Too are with another group. You’ll see if he comes here, I’ll show you my
strength, friends. You’ll see.

There. Fucking walk here, woie!

Observe. In another 5 seconds, he’ll walk here and call my name sweetly. By then, Phi will be loving and
go soft.

5 4 3 2 1!

“Khai”

There. If I buy lottery, I may get the numbers right. He called my name, so I have to speak with a serious
tone in return. I want others to know that the thing about the Brave Butlers is absurd. It’s totally a lie.

“What is it krub? Where did you go, dtua eng (T/N: honey/darling)? Where have you been? You left me
here with them. I was lonely.”

“Be clingy somewhere out of my sight.”

*cries* It hurts my feelings a lot.

“Why do you talk to me like this? I’m hurt.”

“What do you expect me to say? You have to do it when you go home.” I smile widely thinking of the
happiness shining through the bed that we’ll be lying down on. It must certainly happen. We’ll exercise
to celebrate our graduation together.

“Okay. I’ll do it. Let’s shower together tonight na~”

“What? I mean, you wash the socks you left on the sofa last night.”

“Oh! You gave me hope! *cries*”

Do you see my face?

This is the person who is superior to all humans, but under the excellency of one person. I call him…
E’Mia. (T/N: Mia – wife, pua – husband)
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Honestly, I usually don’t call him anything like this. I’m just teasing Ai’Third.

(Really?????????????)

Post training has gone by and we begin looking for work and paving the way for our future. Fortunately,
we have a long-interwoven connection with relatives. Therefore, me and Ai’Third have an opportunity to
work with companies - one to accumulate experience. Without knowing, time passed by again shortly
and it’s been 8 months.

The letter from the university has arrived. It’s the schedule for graduation that we were waiting for. But
this isn’t what I was waiting for, I want to meet my friends. Damn! I don’t know where they’ve all gone.
Before, setting an appointment to meet was difficult and we were never complete. Now, as far as I can
see, all friends who requested their diplomas to be sent home was rather not many. The remainder of
the group marched in line together in unison.

Yesterday, we just left the filming set with staff for one series. We filmed together at Hua Lamphong.
Ai’Third and I sat on the train full of sweetness. Additionally, the directors, for example P’X Nuttaphong,
was kind to allow me to sit and be with Ai’Third during our filming breaks.

You can consider my working life with my wife happy. Plus, our love is still alive. There are no affairs
with other people. It was me who became protective. If there is anyone who comes after me, I get
totally stressed. I get stressed as the guy who must go against the murderous rays radiating from
Ai’Third.

*screams* “P’Khai is here” *screams* This ear-piercing sound belongs to Ai’Too and Ai’Bone. As for the
others, they clapped their hands and whistled as if they knew. Looking around and counting, there’s
more than 10 people sitting around the table. *sighs* Seeing a handsome guy appear makes them
scream a bit.

“Sorry I’m late” I said as I go towards the empty seat before sitting on it.

I didn’t know if The Gang Nitrade (T/N: their stage group in uni) rented the store or what. Even the table
beside us is full of faculty friends while a lot of those from other majors obviously sat together. You…
rehearsal is next week. You should come quickly.

“I said 9:30pm. What time did you come?”

“I’m only 10 minutes late. I got lost.”

“You said you got lost or did you get lost with the ladies in the store?”

“That’s quite a mouth you have”

How does he know if I was peeking at women? Just walking from the front of the store to the table, I
wasted time stopping to look for food until I’m out of energy before I arrived at this table as you can see.

“Where did Ai’Third go?” Ai’Too asked while looking left and right.

“Group gathering. He’ll follow, he said it in our line group. Why didn’t you guys read it?”
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I can hear Ai’Bone respond at once.

“Sorry. My line is on fire. Numerous girls added me. Are you jealous?” Damn it. You know that I stopped
being a tiger. I cut off women on social media and he’s here bragging. But it’s possible he’s the only one
hanging around because Ai’Too is settling down with P’Un.

The legendary Gang Hod is just a thing in the past.

“I’m not jealous. Just having Ai’Third is already worthwhile. You, on the other hand, must be jealous of
me.” I said confidently as I stick out my chest a bit and brush my hair back a little more which made the
singles pissed off even more.

“I don’t want to listen to your ramblings, Ai’Khai. Just drink.” My friend Bone slid a glass in front of me to
cut off the topic. Before I swayed to the live music playing from the front stage, I picked up the beer to
sip it calmly.

So calmly I didn’t even know I have finished 3 bottles by myself and I think that I still go for more.

The bar we met at is the same one from our school days. Because it was near our university, before, if
anyone is stressed and cannot study for a test due to brain fatigue or want to deal with women, we
make an appointment to come here. Aside from the outdoor zone that we’re sitting at, there’s still a
dance floor inside.

In this gathering, aside from drinking and dancing, the stories that happened to each person after going
our separate ways to follow our dreams is a topic that is quite exciting as well. The things are somewhat
stressful but as soon as we listen, it’s just fucking funny before the group’s topic turned into the person
with the most affairs in Gang Hod.

“You guys, try to guess. Throughout our four years in the university, who went out with the most girls?”

“Me!” Ai’Too was quick to brag about himself.

Ai’Bone and I laughed clicking our tongues knowingly. Aren’t you too confident?

“My friend Too krub. Yours is just as much as the pictures of the ladies you have stored in your external
drive. There are attempts but we’re still amateurs. You and me are neck and neck (T/N: similar level).
They turned to focus on me as Ai’Bone finished his sentence. Who else? It’s definitely me, P’Khai, the
dream guy all over Thailand; a person, who in the past, has gone out with women from every faculty.

“I have so many women until I don’t want to count. Anyway, you’re still a kid, Ai’Bone.”

“But my friend Khai, please don’t forget that after you stopped flirting and dated Ai’Third, I still had lots
of beautiful girls coming after me.”

“…” Fucker. How can I forget? Ai’Bone has become very experienced during fourth year. “Okay, I
surrender.”

“Is that something you should be proud of, you shit? That’s enough. Let’s change the topic and toast. No
one goes home sober.” Someone in the group chimed in before we picked up the glasses of alcohol.

*Clinks*
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“I’ve finished my glass.”

For the next twenty minutes, we talked and drank. Some people danced to the music in front of the
stage like chickens. Wait, wait. Ai’Bone excused himself to go to the washroom. I didn’t think he’ll come
back with two women. What? He’s that skilled?

“Nongs wanted to come here themselves. I didn’t invite them na.” Ai’Bone smiled happily.

It’s none of Khai’s business. I can only lean back waiting for my wife to come. Nong who is pretty, cute,
and sexy has crashed to dance here. But PKhai has stopped now, Nong. Knock yourself out. Because
even if there’s more than 10 angels here, Phi turns into jelly more with his human wife wearing only his
Pororo pattern pants anyway.

Speaking of pants, I want to throw it in the trash to let it rest. It’s fucking rotten but Ai’Third loves it. I
think he loves those rotten pants more than me.

“Phi ka, let’s toast.” The cute young girl sat and extended her glass in front of me and for the
atmosphere not to be unpleasant, I clinked my glass with her gently before turning to talk with my group
of friends. I didn’t think Nong will ask me again.

“Are you very close with P’Bone?

“Uhh. I have a wife now krub.”

I don’t know what Nong asked but I said it and it’s not about Khai. Nong smiled widely and turned to be
sweet with Ai’Bone again which is a situation that our friends know well that it hasn’t started. Outsiders
have begun to come in and sit too. The atmosphere is somewhat heavy. Guys, it’s a problem. Bring Nong
back to their table quickly because if you let them stay here longer than this, I’ll be scolded.

“Ahhhhhhh”

Who would have thought that Nong will kiss my neck and I couldn’t dodge it? My friends shouted loudly
and can’t even blink. As for the person who cause trouble, she walked swaying her butt not giving a
damn. There’s just me sitting there frozen in the same spot.

Flashback of old memories came to mind once again. At that time, a woman pressed her lips against me
playfully but it’s what made my relationship with Ai’Third shatter to pieces. Before reconciling and
getting back together, I have shed liters of tears. As soon as I think about that time, I slowly get angry. I
immediately gaze at Bone who is still sitting at the table.

“You should hurry follow your girls. What the hell did they do to me?”

“Ai’Khai, calm down. I’ll go after them and deal with them myself.”

“Hurry up. Damn it” I raised my hand to touch my neck before turning to Ai’Too who sat gulping and
looking quietly. “Are there any marks?”

“It’s bloody red. Nong’s lipstick color is such a killer.”

“It’s going to be difficult for me again.”

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“But the problem isn’t your neck. When you brought your hand up to touch it, you stained your shirt as
well.”

“Shit…” I grit my teeth while pulling up my collar to wash it with water. This red stain is not different
from a person taking a pig’s blood to splash me with it.

“Yeah. I think you’re in trouble.” Ai’Too said drinking water heartlessly.

“Well, I’ll go to the washroom for a sec.”

“You should go quickly. If you stay here longer, I’m afraid you’ll die first.”

“Why?”

The person next to me didn’t say anything. He puckered his lips in another direction and my gaze
collided with someone.

“Shit! My wife’s here.”

I’m not sure if in my previous life I kept committing sins until I have to compensate for it in this life. After
seeing my wife enter the store from far away. I hurriedly instructed Ai’Too to welcome him first as I
can’t delay going to the toilet now.

I can’t let him see the lipstick stain that woman left on me because no matter how much I didn’t mean
for it to happen, I feel scared that Ai’Third would be angry anyway.

And when he’s angry, he will fucking play so hard to get. He won’t let me hug, kiss, or touch anything
entirely. I have to wait until he’s calm enough to give a chance to hug his leg in a desperate apology. So I
wouldn’t risk it!

I have to quickly remove the evidence on my body but Oho! Ai’Bone’s woman left a very huge mark.
What right does she have to do this to me? I complain so much and I’m also still scared. While scooping
up water from the faucet and cleaning myself, I have to look towards the washroom door in case
Ai’Third comes in. I’ll be able to say goodbye before dying.

What brand is this red lipstick? I can’t wash it away. I’m scrubbing until my skin looks discolored. It’s not
working. Fortunately, there’s a hand gel nearby. I press it out and wipe it all over my neck and shirt until
I’m done.

Ten minutes passed by and I stand there examining myself in front of the mirror. Fuck. I’m wet from the
collar to my underpants. Who will take responsibility for me? I have to ask.

I’m really risking my life here.

If I stay here longer, it seems that I’m risking more. After cleaning the lipstick off my shirt, I immediately
speed walked back to the table. I see Ai’Third sipping beer with friends. I’m relieved, I’m certain that
maybe no one let it slip. Therefore, Khai asks for your cooperation to not let anything happen. Please.

“Since when did you arrive?”

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“Then are you full? Where did you bring Nong to eat?” As a graduating student, there’ll be much more
expenses like pictures, graduation gowns, hair and make-up, gathering expenses before it ends again. It
really makes you break a sweat.

“I brought nong to eat at shabu buffet”

“That’s good.” I can’t resist him just sitting there cutely and it made me unable to stop myself from
stroking his head. I see Ai’Third doesn’t mind it and just sipping beer with friends I trusted but it wasn’t
long before he noiticed

“And what did you do? Your shirt is soaked.”

“The faucet was broken. It splashed up my face as soon as I opened it.”

“Well, be careful next time.”

“Rogerrrr”

Phew. He’s not suspecting anything, I’m relieved. Look at my friends. Each one of them are rolling their
eyes until the back of their eyeballs are displayed as they see me being evasive like this, which I have
never done before. If there’s any problem, I tell Ai’Third everything except one thing – the thing that
happened previously.

If Third doesn’t suspect Khai, then let’s party with friends and their partners to the fullest. It’s happy
hour again. With Third joining the group, our university story is more complete. Various stories from the
past has been said. We chatted, drank, listened to music and without knowing, another two boxes of
beer have been finished. But it’s just pregame, we’ll keep going.

It ended at 3am. My wife dragged me home by the neck in a state that is not different from a dog as
expected.

I cuddled him to sleep and heard him mumble softly before I lost consciousness. Though I can vaguely
remember that we both slept hugging each other by the shoe rack.

Everything seems to pass by well.

Tomorrow, Gang Hod and I will gather to take pre-graduation pictures together. Fortunately, a senior
from our faculty ended up creating a photo studio and volunteered to take our pictures. Aside from that,
my friend and I wanted to support the works of seniors and juniors in our institution. As a result, the
deals went easily.

Ding!

Line notification sound has blasted. Ai’Third is taking a shower right now. As for me, I’m sitting with a
hangover at the end of the bed. When I heard the sound of my cellphone, I didn’t wait to grab and open
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It’s Ai’Bone. It’s so early na. I suspect he’s excited to take graduation pictures.

I opened the chat page. Instead of finding our usual conversation, this time, he sent a picture and it my
little heart drop to my ankles. Damn it.

I don’t know who took the picture when the woman in the pub kissed the corner of my neck. But I think
it’s not funny right now. With anxiety rising, I didn’t wait to contact Ai’Bone right away. He’s definitely a
true friend putting me on standby first. I nearly can’t breathe.

[I don’t know if you’ve seen that before or have you seen anything first? But you must quickly clear it up.
Our friends in the group still didn’t send it to Ai’Third.]

“Let me ask you first. Where did you get the pictures?”

[Ai’Ping sent it. She said was from Ai’To.] Well, it’s from the friends sitting in the same table.

“And where is the original picture form? Tell me first. I will tell them to delete it and clear it one step at
a time.” Even though I’ve been stupid for a long time, when it comes to survival, I am definitely an
expert.

[I don’t know. It was taken like it’s from the table near us. Ai’Kohm’s group?]

“Do you have their number? Or anyone in that group?”

[No. I only have their FB. Try to message them]

“Okay. Thank you so much.”

[Ai’Khai] I could vaguely hear the shaky voice of my loud friend in my ear. I went still for a moment
before I was able to hear him answer. [I think we should tell Ai’Third. He will probably understand. At
that time, no one helped you.]

“I’d be dead if I told him. You know he and I have been through this before. How will I do it? Most
importantly, I will be mistaken for putting myself at risk.”

[I’m the one who brought them, Khai.] Ai’Bone said as if he was confessing. You’re the culprit. I wouldn’t
survive anyway and be in trouble.

“I’ll try first. You have to help me too, Ai’Bone.”

[Yeah, I’ll do my best. I’ll call Ai’Too for help as well.]

“Okay. Do that first. See you at 10am.”

[See you.]

“Khai” Shit! That was a quick shower.

“Jaaaaaa” I responded and began to pray in my head continuously out of fear that my luck will be worse
than before.

Since we have decided to date, Ai’Third and I didn’t have any problems about third party or women.
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But if it’s a serious matter like women, it will immediately be a bigger problem. It comes with an
expensive price to pay. If you ask if I’m scared, I am scared but misfortune likes to come looking for me
regularly.

“Who were you talking to?”

“Ai’Bone because…” What smooth lie will I say? “he was asking about how will we take pictures
together”

“Oh. Then hurry take a shower. We have an appointment for the make-up artist. We can’t let them
wait.”

“Krubbbbbbb” Hearing him answer, I then walked to quickly give him a kiss on the cheek before going to
the washroom. Okay. Water bath. But the problem must be solved. Fortunately, my cellphone is fucking
waterproof so I could type while washing with soap anytime I want.

You can’t let this drag on for so long because if Third finds out that means death has come to say hello
to you, Ai’Khai.

The messages I’ve sent to friends from the party remained unanswered. My personal line has popped up
non-stop. It’s from Ai’Bone and Ai’Too who has come to help will all their might.

After showering and dressing up, Ai’Third and I drove to the salon for hair and makeup. Honestly, even
though I have skill in making myself handsome enough to flirt with women, when it comes to taking cool
and chic pictures, I have to depend on the salon without a doubt. As soon as we arrived, I shove my wife
to sit and get himself done first. As for husbands like me, I’ll continuously look for the person who took
the picture.

Ding!

Fortunately, a friend from the next table from that night has responded to my message.

With a feeling of guilt until I’m unable to sit still, Ai’Khai hurried to go outside the salon and decided to
call that fucking person because it’s a waste of time typing.

“Kohm, my friend. Where did the original picture come from?” Not waiting to let him answer at the end,
I cut straight to the point.

[It’s from me. I just took it for fun. Is that a fucking big deal?” You fucking don’t know anything. This is
bigger than the global warming issue.

“I don’t want to fight with Ai’Third so I want to ask you to delete it.”

[Third will understand or are you afraid of your wife?]

“Oiiiiiiiiii No shit. Do I care? I don’t want him to be worried.” No shitttttttt I’m scared I’m honestly
shrinking in fear. But Khai doesn’t want to say that to the person listening. Khai is embarrassed.

[Okay. Okay. Anyway, I want to say sorry. I’ve deleted it now.]

“And did you sent it to a whole bunch of others?”

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[No. Once I took the pic, I sent it to two other friends. I’ll tell them to delete it. But I don’t know if the
fucking sent it to anyone afterwards.]

“Oh! Then how will I know?”

[I’ll go message the group. Anyway, I’ll update you again.]

“Thanks, Ai’Kohm. I’ll buy you beer when I’m free.”

[Ok.]

I’m relieved. At least I was able to find the source.

“Damn it.” I swear out immediately after turning around crashing with Ai’Third. I don’t know since when
he was standing there. But at this point, my spine is tingling. To say it frankly, I’m still scared of dying.

“What are you shocked about? Hurry and have your hair and make-up done.”

“Okay. You’re so cute today. This hairstyle looks good on you.” I began to stroke his hair gently before
being pushed away.

“Leave my hair alone.”

He’s really cute. Aside from seeing my death in Third’s face, I still see his cuteness and it makes my poor
heart writhe. He’s so cute. I’m proud. Everyone must be jealous of Khai.

“Third, can I ask you something?” Our lovelife was so good in the past that I don’t want to make us fight.

“What?”

“If I did something wrong, will you forgive me?”

“Then did you do something wrong?”

“I… I don’t know. Just supposedly, I did.”

“How many years have I been friends with you? And we’ve been through a lot of things together before
we had a relationship. I can try to accept anything and compromise because then you won’t be worried.
If you didn’t do anything severely bad, I’d forgive you.”

“You’re so damn cute.” I say not waiting to hug him tightly while burying my lips on his cheek lovingly. I
have powder on my lips now.

“Hurry to the salon now. Phi is waiting for you.”

“Wait. Wait. I have another question.” I said not moving while still hugging him. “You said ‘if I didn’t do
anything severely bad’… What do you mean when you say ‘severely bad’?”

“Oh. It’s about girls. Why do you ask?”

Shit!!

“Oh… No reason… Just so I know.” Ughhhhhh

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See the face of Khunpol, the former Casanova of Film once more to know that aside from being
handsome, speaking well, and being charming, I still have another talent that a normal person doesn’t
have.

That is seeing death.

Not just anyone’s, but my own haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

“Ai’P’Pas is a human camera with a distinct trademark. He’s famous for indie and not really taking
pictures following the trends. Therefore, majority of his customers often have character and require
pictures that resemble those.

Now, all 4 of Gang Hod has gathered in full make-up, hair, and graduation gowns. As for the thing I
worry about before, it’s still there. But when we arrived and the cameraman came to perform his job, I
didn’t have time to do other things because…

“Run!”

“Huh? What was that, Phi? Come again?”

“I want to have a natural-esque theme. This is it.”

“It’s deadly hot. Phi will make us run?” Ai’Too secretly grumbles. Once we got off the car, we were
sweating continuously when we haven’t even done anything.

“Run. You’ll see the trees in full.”

“Phi, I’m not joking”

“What’s funny? Run! Be lively, children! I’ll go back, the reservation list is still long…” I hear him threaten
and what can we do? We must follow as Phi says. Run with P’Toon. Run with P’Toon.

“No need to hold hands. Don’t pose like that. Do it like this, Ai’Third you stand and walk to the front a
bit. Ai’Khai, move back. Ai’Too and Ai’Bone, you stay here.” He ordered us. “On the count of three, you
run. On the count of six, you turn your face. No need to smile, it’s not your style.”

Oieeeeeee

“What else, Phi?” Ai’Bone complains.

“Okay. 1…2…3!”

Oh. We then ran. In front is a landmark and a trash can. It’s really shady across the faculty of
architecture.

“4…5…6… Turn your heads”

“Haiii”

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“How do you want it?”

“Run again. Start!”

And after this moment, you can really call it hell.

“No, no. Run again”

“Break pleaseee”

“There’s limited time. Ai’Too your look for this seen won’t do. Run again”

Ten minutes passed…

“Ai’Bone, where did you turn around. This can’t do. Take a new pic.”

“Ai’Bone, I really want to kick you.” I said as I threaten him. If this time anyone makes a mistake, I will
walk to them and slap their face.

“Oh! Do your best. 1, 2, 3, run!”

Snap, snap.

The loud sound of the shutter went on. Before hearing the count of 6, we turned our faces. Before P’Pat
sent us a signal to stop, a ray of hope began to light up seeing his bearded face absorbed in checking the
pictures in his camera.

I smiled. Tee ruk (My love) smiled. My friends smiled…it’s definitely a pass.

“Run again! Ai’Third’s face in this picture looks so playful.”

Shit!!

Do you remember I said I will slap the face of anyone who makes a mistake? Upon hearing my wife’s
name, my hand trembled. Not because I want to slap, but I want to wai rather than accidentally offend
you. Really Khai and Khai’s love

In the end, we ran about half an hour. My armpit is soaking wet up to my crotch. Hair and makeup is
completely messy. I don’t want to do this anymore. I mean, ignore my fucking face. Holding hands with
my friend, we washed our faces off and returned with a new look – a face fresher than an eel soaked in
a tank.

It’s good that P’Pat gave us 10 more minutes to rest before we started taking pictures at a new location.
Me and my friends then sat drinking water to quench our thirst.

“How was it? Is it hot?” I asked Ai’Third helping him remove his graduation gown.

His body is this small. I’m scared he will faint.

“Yeah, but I can still do it. You?”

“I’m okay. I’m worried about you. Are you hurting somewhere?”

“No. No”
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“Oiiiieeeee. I’m sick of your love. I’ll vomit.” I hear Ai’Bone interrupt and tease me while he’s embracing
Ai’Too’s neck. This made me look and slap his fucking ear right away. He likes to interrupt my romantic
time always.

“You should hurry and have one.” You’ve been single for a long time. Everyone in this group is in a
relationship already even Ai’Too who was around sexy models for years yet lost to P’Un. I can’t believe
that Ai’Bone is still hard-hearted.

“Why will end my future? Being like this is good.”

“Someday you’ll also find someone who you would want to stop at.” This time, Ai’Third spoke.

“I’m waiting but maybe now’s not the time. Having a partner will make my headache with nonsense
again – jealousy, possessiveness, a whole lot of problems.”

“But it’s good” I didn’t interrupt but I still sat listening to Khai’s darling speak.

“What’s good? You’re with Ai’Khai. Bye”

I’ll slap your head off.

“Khai is great. Otherwise, I wouldn’t love him this much.”

And at that time, silence covered the area. I stared at the face of the person who said it. I’m so
captivated that I pulled him into a hug, but I have been quickly shoved with a complaining sound.

“Let’s continue taking pictures. It’s been more than ten minutes and we’re wasting time again.”

No one said a word again.

Just seeing him embarrassed through the redness of his cheeks is worthwhile already. As for Ai’Too and
Ai’Bone, they didn’t need to say anything. They weren’t making fun of him at all other than opening
their mouths.

This is a good thing about love. Because there is Third who has Khai today.

Khunpol is extremely happy.

I’ve been running with P’Toon and I’m ready to go to a triathlon because the next location is the
university swimming pool. No one is swimming to take pictures, we’re just sitting at the side soaking our
feet in water.

I can’t smile. Don’t smile. Ai’P’Pat will hit my mouth. Must keep my face still like P’Ter Nawapol.

And now, the four of us sat by the pool waiting for the signal from the cruel photographer nearby.

Motherfucker

Our condition is no different from Kuman Thong playing in the water.

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“Get ready. Sit still. The lighting is nice right now.” He said as he raised the camera to look through the
lens.

“Take a pic. Come on, Phi.”

“Don’t move.”

“It’s so hot”

“Let’s wait for the wind to stop. If your graduation gown lace flutters, it’s not ok”

“You said you like it to be natural-esque”

“This one is not natural. I want to have some art.”

Little shit!

After finishing from the swimming pool, we then went up to take pictures at the roof deck after. Two
hours have passed before we got a satisfying picture. Then we went to our faculty – at our classroom in
communication arts that we once used. In front of the room, there’s a large projector screen used for
presentations and lessons about movies.

We made a request to use the vacant room now in order to take pictures in it without forgetting to bring
each person’s movie disc as a remembrance.

“Here’s mine from Stanley Kubrick.” Shitty Bone, why is that your CD? You want me to have graduation
pictures with The Shining with a lot of blood projecting on the screen?

“The theme goes well with our graduation a lot.”

“Hoie. It’s fucking cool to stand in front of the projector screen with the work of the director that we
like.”

“Ok. Ok.”

As far as P’Pat said, we have to create an atmosphere that is like a movie room – all lights turned off and
only the projector will remain open. And then each person will stand in front of the screen. The pictures
wouldn’t be focused on the handsomeness of our faces but more on the story of film kids.

“Let’s get started, everyone. Why do you look so tired?” The cruel photographer spoke in a cheerful
tone.

“Phi, you didn’t come and run with me!”

“Come on. You take these things once in your life. Quick, Ai’Bone. Stand in front. I’ve set the camera
already.”

“Krubbbb”

While waiting for my friend taking pictures, I was standby at the side in the darkness. Everyone’s
expression were vague but my focus is with one person only, Third.
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“My hair is all messed up.” I grumbled loudly. He didn’t say anything but he gently reached for the hair
that was covering my face.

“The spray didn’t work” I say jokingly as I watched him look up and smile.

If my friends aren’t here, I would fucking kiss him.

“You have a bad hair day. Any spray won’t work on it.”

“Oiiieeee. If it’s like this, I want every day to be a bad hair day so you will style it for me.”

“Do you see me as your servant?”

“Not a servant, a love slave.”

“Hoooooo. Enough, Khai” He made a face that is already sick of it before removing his hand from my
hair.

“Accept my jokes”

“Your jokes are trash. I won’t accept it.” I listened to him but my eyesight is fixated with his graduation
gown which is not in place. Without delay, I slowly reached out to arrange his outfit in return. We have
been dating for a long time. We’ve been friends since first year, agreed to be in a relationship since third
year. Our lives are all happy and sad with each other all along. As soon as I think about this place, the
feeling of guilt increases.

“Third, I have something to tell you”

“Hmm…” He responded while staring at my face lovingly.

“That day when we went to party with film majors. Well…”

“Third, which movie is yours? Hurry and open it, it’s your turn.”

What the helllllllllllll

I was about to reach an important moment. Satan has entered Ai’Khai’s life again in the end. This time, I
lost the opportunity to confess what I’ve been hiding. I can only follow his back with my eyes as he
walked to the front of the room. Just leave it, but I’m going to look for a way to tell him the truth over
and over again.

Ding!!

And at that time, I hear the notification sound from Facebook. I picked up my phone to read before
smiling happily in response.

Ai’Kohm has completely cleared the picture that was posted. Now, I feel relieved again, Lord!

The time for taking pictures continued. After Ai’Third is Ai’Too then after that is me before we gathered
to take pictures together and end the legend of Gang Hod.

The room was only available for an hour before children come in to use it again. We then packed away
and walk down the stairs while P’Pat showed us the pictures in his camera.
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“Third looks good in this picture. I’ll make a big copy of the picture and have it framed.” The senior
recommended. The owner of the name turned to smile and said thanks in a soft voice.

Ai’Third walked down the stairs in front of us. During that time, I didn’t forget to remove my graduation
gown and held it in my arm. But I don’t know what the hell happened, I just realized again after hearing
the loud thumping sound until all eyes turned to stare.

“Oie!”

“Shit! Third!!”

My wife rolled down several steps. Ai’Khai’s heart fell to his ankles. My body reacted automatically,
swooping up the body lying down on the floor.

Lord Buddha. Dhamma. Sangha. People from the whole building are looking. In their mind, they’re
probably asking if Phi are taking graduation pictures or showing lower classmen in our faculty some
gymnastics. The state of my teeruk was so miserable.

“Are you okay? Where does it hurt?” I approached first before other people could. Seeing his miserable
face made me worried. I carefully and slowly supported him up.

“I’m okay.”

You say that but your eyes are welling up with tears. Don’t cry.

“Go sit first. Is your leg really okay?” Friends began to reach him and asked in worried tone.

“I’m okay. I tripped over the gown just now”

“Hoieee Ai’Third! Good thing your face didn’t hit the ground.” Ai’Too complained but his eyes were also
worried.

As for me, I perform my duties as the best husband helping the wounded person up, leading him to sit
and rest on the table that was there. I didn’t imagine that during this time, my phone would ring in my
pants. But will a person like me care about that in this second? So I didn’t accept the call but turned to
focus on Ai’Third’s ankle instead.

Seeing him making a scared face while holding his ankle, I’m guess that that are maybe hurting.

“Take off your shoes first.” I kneeled with anxiousness and looked up to say it to the person in front of
me.

From shoes to socked, I used a strong force to remove it from his feet. Hmm. Ai’Third’s foot is smellier
than dried fish in the market. Simmering, salty, and bitter at the throat. But that’s not important.

“If it hurts, tell me. I think it’s from when you fell over. Is there anywhere else that hurts?”

Ai’Third respond with a trembling voice. How pitiful.

“My face”

“Where does it hurt on your face?” I checked and there’s no wounds.

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“My face is broken (= I’m so embarrassed…)” Fuck! At a critical time, you care about such nonsense.
Seeing you talk so well like this; I know you wouldn’t die easily. You’ll be putting up a fight with me again
for a long time.

Rrrr…!

The phone that went silent was being loud again. But I don’t care about that. There’s only Ai’Too
standing and looking at the side interrupting me.

“Answer it. Who’s calling you for so long?”

I pulled out the noisy phone from my pocket. As soon as I saw that it was Ai’Kohm calling me, I answered
the phone without wasting time.

“Hey. The picture has been deleted now but there’s still another that is slipped out.]

“Just fucking let it be! I don’t care anymore. Thank you very much. I’ll call you back again.” I didn’t want
to waste time talking. So go straight to the point. The picture hasn’t been completely clear. Fuck! I’ll be
caught and we’ll argue. Now that I know that it isn’t as important as showing my sincerity to the other
person…

Okay. After looking at Third’s ankle, I will tell him the truth.

In the end, my wife looks so pitiful. He fell over and swayed his foot letting me massage it. In no time, he
will be walking fast without waiting for me running after him, getting his revenge, and then cursing me
nonstop.

Everyone said their goodbye in front of the faculty before going their separate ways. We’ll have to meet
each other in a few days so maybe we won’t have to rush into that scene, but will anyone mourn for
Ai’Khai’s life?

I stepped on the accelerator and turned the steering wheel as we left the car park. My heart was
thumping, and I didn’t dare look at the face of the person beside me. But finally, even if every single
image has been destroyed without a trace, the guilt still stuck on me and didn’t disappear anyway.
Because of that… I will tell him today.

“Third, do you remember that day?”

“The aircon is a bit hot” He didn’t listen to me at all. He’s busy adjusting the aircon.

“Third, listen to me first. I have something to confess.” Everything was completely still until I began to
think if the thing that I was about to tell him was right. But anyway, we’ve come to this point, I then
hurried to turn the signal as we parked by the side of the road first in case my hands will be hit, I’ll be
able to not swerve for us to die together.

“What’s wrong?”

“That day when we came to party with friends and you came a bit later. Something happened before
that.”

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“I… There’s a younger woman who followed Ai’Bone to sit at our table.”

May I please survive. May I please survive. May I please survive.

“And so?”

“We got drunk and sat together. Before Nong returned…”

“Do you need help to finish speaking at once?” I saw a calm expression and I’m unable to guess what the
person in front of me is feeling. My dread had instantly come up severely than before. I don’t want to
argue with him. I don’t want to break up with him. I still want to embrace him to sleep like before. Is it
too much to ask for?

“She kissed my neck”

“…!”

“Third, I’m sorry. I was wrong for putting myself there. And when you arrived, I ran away to the
washroom to destroy the evidence. I pretended nothing happen. In the morning, I was sent a picture
secretly taken by someone. I then tried to have it deleted for you not to know. I was wrong.”

“…”

“I know that you’re angry. I was a shit in the past. I’m still a shit to you again now. I’m sorry but can we
not break up?”

Please don’t let anyone see me in this state. I’m bowing my head but the owner of the calm voice went
quiet for a long time before he was able to say anything back.

“Khai, how many years have you and I known each other?”

“F…Five”

“See. It’s been 5 years. Don’t you know how I am? I once told you, right? If you have someone in your
life, give it to me straight. I’ll leave.”

“I don’t have anyone”

“Listen and wait for me to finish first. We’ve known each other for five years already, Khai. Why won’t I
know which ones you intended to do, or which one is an accident? I’ve seen that picture since the first
day it was leaked.”

“Huh!” I’m lost for words.

“I just want to know how far you’ll go for that”

“Reallyyyyy. Third, I’m sorry.” Without waiting, I hurried to hug him. I pretended to be sad so that the
other person will feel sorry for me. He also didn’t oppose it, he’s just sitting still letting me embrace him
until I’m satisfied. He then asked me in return.

“So what motivated you to tell me?”

“Nothing. I just felt uncomfortable lying to you.”

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“See. Then why did you lie before?”

“I…” Please don’t swear at me. Please. “I was scared you will beat me. I’m scare of dying. *cries*”

This is the end for me. I happen to be Ai’Khai. Look at my face well. I was never scared of anything in the
world except one thing, that is...Ai’Third.

“Scared of what? That’s nonsense”

“I love you. I’m scared of losing you.” I’m more scared to lose him throughout my life than to die.

“And don’t you think that I love you? And I’m afraid or losing you as well.”

“…”

“Because of that, I try to understand everything for you in order to love you longer. It’s not just you who
is trying.”

I can tell that this scene was so impressive that I wanted to write this quote down in a book.

Sometimes I completely forget that we have been together for so long and this was not the result of my
efforts alone but because we try to learn and understand each other.

“Stop hugging me.” I have been unfortunately pushed away from embracing him. We looked into each
other’s eyes before I asked in a shaky voice.

“Have you deleted that picture yet?”

“I have deleted it. But there’s another picture I just got.”

“Huh!” There’s another one?

“Here, look at it”

I gave me his phone and I accepted to see it not knowing if I should be brave or scared. It wasn’t a
picture in the pub because on his screen I see a picture that has been taken from P’Pat’s camera. I don’t
know when and where Ai’Third took it secretly, but I like this picture the most.

It was a picture of running on the grass until we’re tired. But at that time, he and I broke the rules that
the indie photographer has forbidden us not to do. We held hands, looked at each other’s eyes and
smiled at each other.

It’s a smile full of meaning… we love each other.

“The graduand’s (T/N: person graduating, I googled it lol) faen (lover) is so cute, right?” I say while lifting
my eyebrow at the person beside me. His white face has absorbed the color of blood. He turned his
head towards the mirror outside while softly answering

“Um. You too.”

Aside from surviving all 32 things from that night and not causing a scary fight, the best thing for me is
still having a chance to hear words from him again.
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This is the best already. I happen to be Ai’Khai whose fortune won’t be taken over by anyone.

Khunpol is really happy.

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