‘THE. WHITE HOUSE February 17,2017 Executive Order Authorization to Enat the Theseus Protocol, Bringing About the Ninth ‘Conjunction of Spheres and Shattering of the Crimson Veil EXECUTIVE ORDER AUTHORIZATION TO ENACT THE THESEUS PROTOCOL, BRINGING ABOUT. ‘THE NINTH CONJUNCTION OF SPHERES AND SHATTERING OP THE CRIMSON VEIL. Ly the authority vested in me as President bythe Constitution andthe laws of the United States of America, including the Natonel Emergencies Act of 1976 (50 U.S.C. 1601+ 1651), its hereby decreed, proclaimed, and ordered as follows: ‘Section 1, Purpose. That the Twelfth Age of ths recension of Creation has run its cours, ‘and shal be allowed to expire, inorder to bring forth the reign everlasting and undying ofthe Many-Instanced One, whose ninety-nine names and seventy-seven titles shall not be uttered for fear ofthe unweaving ofthe Veils; and thatthe shrieking, lamenting, and \alling from this instance shal echo throughout the land, specifically inthis ease, all SO states irespective of Tenth Amendment provisions; and thatthe dominion in tis Sphere shall endure forever. ‘Ses.2, Founding and Establishment of Special Stes. By use ofthe Antiquities Act and ‘through te invocation of Directive 315, or by eminent domain as and where necessiry, five "Special Sites,” arranged in the Form ofa five-edged dihedral polygon, drawn with, five equal vertices meeting at 36-degree intemal angles (vi, “pentagram"), wil be _raven, hewn, carved, or burt as necessary into the very living rock of the United States ‘of America, the better to enact the Smoldering 10-Come and facilitate the dissolution of the Veil of Crimson. ‘Sec. 3, Exemprion ofthe Embrocated Few. Exemption willbe granted to all agents, ‘deputies, and acolytes ofthe Theseus Protocol, including but not limited to: the President ofthe United States; his cabinet and all advisors, extraordinary and plenipotentiary; the Many-Instanced One Himself; and any others thatthe aforementioned One may name, ‘requisition, or entitle; from the strictures and requirements ofthe Interstate Commerc Commission, ‘See. Opening the Ancient Door A cold and shrveling wind shall blow from the ‘Ancient Door of m-Am-unthua, shrink the hearts of ln thei quailing breasts, and ‘wrench the mewling voices ofthe subjugates from ther filing lips. Ai-Utala! Ai-Uataa-Lida! Lal ‘Sec. 5, Suspension of All Laws Until the Next Recension, Under the authority granted by the National Emergencies Act and by the Perceived Glyphs of Baual Heggith, the President, his ebinet and advisors extraordinary and plenipotentiary the Director of ‘the Theseus Project, and all their deputies, employees, agents, scons, pawns, mommets, _gebbeths, golems, flesh-shrouds, and all others under the command and sway ofthe ‘Many-Instanced One, shall be empowered to suspend alllaws— federal, state, local, and ‘metaphysical—for the duration ofthe Theseus Protocol and by extension, the current iteration of this universe.