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Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! I was inspired by the various other
"longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is!
This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing
this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor
crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor
instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks
that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the
longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways,
let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny
word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is
said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go
episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you
take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay'
to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For
example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since
the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I
speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in
public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened
before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word
I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains
popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying
"it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being the
longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a
decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep
writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome
Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on YouTube! I play that song all the time
around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. Another way I like driving my
sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. She hates the languages
I make! The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin. I think
you already knew that. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm back
now. I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just
realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure
it was something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something.
Morse Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. I'm also not
very good at French. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation
probably sucks. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's
this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal
language". A lot of people speak it. I am such a language nerd. Half of this text
is probably gonna be about languages. But hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As
LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny, right? No, I'm not. I should probably get some
sleep. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back again. I basically have only two interests
nowadays: languages and furries. What? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry.
Haha, oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really
do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm older, I would like to
have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only
dream of that. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm
honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was
watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time, me and
my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going
because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't
wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those
reasons were understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries
anymore. I don't care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna
have to torture everyone else. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest
of this entire text. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six
times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used
throughout this entire text. I just realised that next year will be 2020. That's
crazy! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost
over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all
of my memories. It'll be sad to see it go. I'm gonna work on a series of video
lessons for Toki Pona. I'll expain what Toki Pona is after I come back. Bye! I'm
back now, and I decided not to do it on Toki Pona, since many other people have
done Toki Pona video lessons already. I decided to do it on Viesa, my English code.
Now, I shall explain what Toki Pona is. Toki Pona is a minimalist constructed
language that has only ~120 words! That means you can learn it very quickly. I
reccomend you learn it! It's pretty fun and easy! Anyway, yeah, I might finish my
video about Viesa later. But for now, I'm gonna add more to this giant wall of
text, because I want it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool to have a world
record for the longest text ever. Not sure how famous I'll get from it, but it'll
be cool nonetheless. Nonetheless. That's an interesting word. It's a combination of
three entire words. That's pretty neat. Also, remember when I said that I said the
F word six times throughout this text? I actually messed up there. I actually said
it ten times (including the plural form). I'm such a liar! I struggled to spell the
word "liar" there. I tried spelling it "lyer", then "lier". Then I remembered that
it's "liar". At least I'm better at spelling than my sister. She's younger than me,
so I guess it's understandable. "Understandable" is a pretty long word. Hey, I
wonder what the most common word I've used so far in this text is. I checked, and
appearantly it's "I", with 59 uses! The word "I" makes up 5% of the words this
text! I would've thought "the" would be the most common, but "the" is only the
second most used word, with 43 uses. "It" is the third most common, followed by "a"
and "to". Congrats to those five words! If you're wondering what the least common
word is, well, it's actually a tie between a bunch of words that are only used
once, and I don't wanna have to list them all here. Remember when I talked about
waffles near the beginning of this text? Well, I just put some waffles in the
toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this longest text ever. Okay,
that was literally yesterday, but I don't care. You can't see me right now, but I'm
typing with my nose! Okay, I was not able to type the exclamation point with just
my nose. I had to use my finger. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my
nose! I'm not typing with my nose right now, because it takes too long, and I wanna
get this text as long as possible quickly. I'm gonna take a break for now! Bye! Hi,
I'm back again. My sister is beside me, watching me write in this endless wall of
text. My sister has a new thing where she just says the word "poop" nonstop. I
don't really like it. She also eats her own boogers. I'm not joking. She's gross
like that. Also, remember when I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot
about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is just saying random
numbers. Now she's saying that they're not random, they're the numbers being
displayed on the microwave. Still, I don't know why she's doing that. Now she's
making annoying clicking noises. Now she's saying that she's gonna watch Friends on
three different devices. Why!?!?! Hi its me his sister. I'd like to say that all of
that is not true. Max wants to make his own video but i wont let him because i need
my phone for my alarm.POOP POOP POOP POOP LOL IM FUNNY.
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jdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey, I'm back. Sorry about my sister. I had to seize control of the
LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is just effortless. She just
went back to school. She comes home from school for her lunch break. I think I'm
gonna go again. Bye! Hello, I'm back. Let's compare LTE's. This one is only 8593
characters long so far. Kenneth Iman's LTE is 21425 characters long. The Flaming-
Chicken LTE (the original) is a whopping 203941 characters long! I think I'll be
able to surpass Kenneth Iman's not long from now. But my goal is to surpass the
Flaming-Chicken LTE. Actually, I just figured out that there's an LTE longer than
the Flaming-Chicken LTE. It's Hermnerps LTE, which is only slightly longer than the
Flaming-Chicken LTE, at 230634 characters. My goal is to surpass THAT. Then I'll be
the world record holder, I think. But I'll still be writing this even after I
achieve the world record, of course. One time, I printed an entire copy of the Bee
Movie script for no reason. I heard someone else say they had three copies of the
Bee Movie script in their backpack, and I got inspired. But I only made one copy
because I didn't want to waste THAT much paper. I still wasted quite a bit of
paper, though. Now I wanna see how this LTE compares to the Bee Movie script. Okay,
I checked, and the Bee Movie script is 50753 characters long. Not as long as some
of the LTEs I mentioned, but still longer than mine and Kenneth Iman's combined.
This LTE is getting close to 10000 characters! That means it'll be half the length
of Kenneth Iman's LTE. That's pretty exciting. Also, going back to the topic of
the Bee Movie Script, I tried to write the entire thing out by hand once. But I
never finished it, especially since I'm focusing on this thing now. Maybe I should
write this LTE out by hand. Nah, I don't think I will. Yay, we're at 10000
characters! Let's celebrate by talking about MUSIC! Music is cool. That concludes
our celebratory discussion about music. Thank you, and have a good rest of your
day. Hi, I'm back now, and I got a book! It's a dictionary for a language called
Elefen. It's like Esperanto, but better. Now I can learn Elefen even without
internet! That's pretty cool. I will now write something in Elefen. See if you can
understand it! Here goes: Si tu pote leje esta, tu es merveliosa! Elefen es un
lingua multe fresca! Did you understand that? Maybe you can't speak Elefen, but you
still understood that because of your knowledge of other languages. Elefen is cool
because it's an actual language, not an English code like Pig Latin or Viesa. Oh, I
forgot to mention that my sister is back from school. She's blasting Rhett and Link
songs right now. Have you seen that picture of Rhett and Link standing with a bunch
of *******? Sorry, I almost said the F word there. That would've broken my rule of
not saying the F word. I wrote something in Elefen, so I will also write something
in Toki Pona. See if you can understand it now! sina sona e toki mi la sina pona
mute a! I can speak Toki Pona fluently, by the way. It's also a pretty cool
language. My sister is still playing annoying songs. It's hindering my focus right
now. But it's fiiiiine. Okay, luckily she's run out of songs to play. At least for
now. She's trying to think of another annoying song to play. Now she's playing a
song by Green Day. Not NEARLY as bad as the other songs she just played. I should
go for now. Goodbye! Hello, I'm back once again. I don't know why I feel obligated
to say that every time I come back. But I'll keep doing it anyway. My sister
stopped blasting annoying songs, so that's good. She's cooking something in the
microwave. I'll go check to see what it is right now. Nevermind, it's already done
cooking. Right, I remember! It's mac and cheese! Now she just started singing "I
have a tongue, you don't, because I cut it off yesterday". I don't know what goes
on in her mind when she does stuff like that. I've been messing around with my
Elefen dictionary for a while, looking up whatever random words I can think of. By
the way, the whole reason I'm doing this longest text ever is because of
pointlesssites.com. That's how I found the Flaming-Chicken LTE, which inspired me
to start writing this LTE. So thanks, pointlesssites.com! I check that website
every day to see what new pointless websites they add. You know, I could double
every letter I type so that this text would be twice as long as it normally would
be. But nah, that's kinda cheating. So I won't. Also, SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE!
There, I did my part. Not that anyone will read this, but still. 'Twould be nice if
you subscribed to PewDiePie. That's another word I invented. Actually, I looked it
up, and I didn't invent it. Someone came up with it before I did. That's pretty
sad. Also, LEARN VIESA TODAY! IT WILL CURE YOUR DEPRESSION! Seriously though, learn
Viesa. It won't actually cure your depression, but I'm desperate for speakers. I
only have one other person to speak it with. I should go now. Goodbye. Hi, I�m
back. I just came up with an idea: SIMPLIFIED ENGLISH! Or, in Simplified Engish:
Simifid Enis. It�s where every group of consonant letters is reduced to the first
consonant in that group of consonants, and same goes with the vowels. If a word
ends up being just a single consonant with no vowel, put �a� at the end. So �I like
eating my waffles� becomes �I like etin ma wafes�. Isn�t it the most amazing thing
ever? Nah, it�s not quite as amazing as Viesa. Actually, Viesa isn�t a real
language, so it�s less amazing then Elefen and Toki Pona, both of which are cool
languages. I kinda figured that half of this text would be about languages. Oh
well. I just really want this to be the longest text ever, without using copy and
paste, keymash, etc. If you remember, my sister did a little bit of keymash in this
text a while ago. I would�ve deleted it, but nah, I didn�t feel like it. And
besides, it�s not like it took up half this text. I have an estimate for how long
it�ll take me to be the world record holder: about one month. I think I can manage
one month of writing this. You know what? I�m just gonna break my rule of not
saying the word �furry�. There, I said it. Now I�m allowing myself to write �furry�
whenever I want. So with that out of the way, let�s talk about how I first became a
furry. For some reason, I have the exact date when I became a furry memorized. It�s
May 4, 2018. At that time, I discovered that I was a furry by watching some furry
YouTube videos. I knew about the existence of furries years before this, but I
didn�t know much about it until this time. I said to myself, �You know what? I�m a
furry now,� and that�s what started it all. And I�ve been slowly learning more
about the fandom ever since. I would like to participate more in the fandom when
I�m older, but I�m too young for most of it right now. Guess I�ll just have to
wait. But in the meantime, I can write about it in this text. I should sleep now.
Goodnight. Hello, I'm back once again. Happy Pi Day! I memorized a bunch of digits
of Pi once, not sure how many I still remember... I have literally nothing to write
about now. I've been trying to come up with something for the past 10 minutes, and
I still have no idea. Literally nothing is happening right now. It's pretty boring.
My sister is watching Friends, as usual. Okay, since there's nothing for me to
write about, I should go now. Bye! Wow, it has been a while since I last added to
this. It is now July 10, 2019. Last time I edited this page was Pi Day, which was
March 14. Those 4 months of this thing being untouched end today! Wait... 4 months?
That means I was supposed to get this past the world record three months ago. Oh
well. I have put many things into this text. A lot of them were cringy, like how I
keep mentioning furry-related things. You know, I should stop putting things in
here when I know I'm gonna cringe at them later. I'll try not to do that from here
on out. I just know I'll fail though. I'd hate to be aware of someone reading this
entire thing... like, if I had to sit and watch a family member or something read
this entire text, I would cringe so hard. I would not want that to happen. I am
currently pasting the entirety of the FlamingChicken LTE onto a page on
OurWorldOfText. The frustrating thing about pasting stuff there is that it pastes
one letter at a time, so it takes forever to paste long text. And when the tab
isn't open, I'm pretty sure it just stops pasting, so you have to keep the tab open
if you want it to continue. Why am I even doing this? No idea. I might not even
paste the whole thing. I probably won't. Hey, I just had a thought. What if, in the
future, students are reading this for a class assignment? What if this LTE becomes
part of the school curriculum? If so, hi future student! I hope you're enjoying
reading my CRINGE. What is my life coming to? That's enough writing for now.
Goodbye. Hey again. Might as well continue writing in here for a bit. Hey, have you
ever heard of 3D Movie Maker? It's a program from the 90s (that still works on
modern computers) where you can make 3D animated movies. It's pretty cool. I've
made a few movies with it myself, and many other people use it to make interesting
stuff. In case you want to try it for yourself, I'm sure if you google "3dmm
download" or something like that, it will take you somewhere where you can download
the program. It's kinda aimed at younger children, but hopefully that doesn't stop
you from making absolute masterpieces with this program. I have a keyboard in my
room (the musical kind, not the one you type words on), and I don't really know how
to play it properly, but I do it anyways. I can play a few songs on the piano
(albeit with weird fingering because like I just said, I have no idea what I'm
doing), including HOME - Resonance and PilotRedSun - Bodybuilder. You might not
know one or both of those songs. If you don't know one of them, why not google it?
You will have discovered some new music, and it will all be because of me. Why are
you reading this, anyways? How did you even find it? Were you like me, and you were
browsing pointlesssites.com, eventually finding the FlamingChicken LTE and going
down a rabbit hole of discovering random LTEs? Literally the only reason I'm
writing this right now is because that happened. I just discovered a new LTE: the
RainbowFluffySheep LTE. I'm gonna see how many characters long it is. 75,957
characters. Pretty long, but not as long as the top two LTEs (FlamingChicken and
Hermnerps, both with around 200,000 characters). I wanna write as much as possible
into this text today. I'm gonna see how much LTE-writing I can do in one day.
Hopefully it's a lot, because I wanna hold a world record! Imagine having a world
record. Well, would it really be a world record? Because I don't know of any world
record books that have "Longest Text Ever" as a record. Oh well, I just hope this
LTE passes exactly 230,634 characters. That's all my goal is. I'm not even a tenth
of the way there yet, but give it a month and I'm sure I'll get there. Hey,
remember last time I said it would only take a month? That was four months ago. I
should just stop promising things all together at this point. Forget I said
anything about that. Did you know my sister has an LTE? That's right! It's not very
long, though, and you can't read it because it's on her phone. She made it while
bored at the library. That library was where I used to have web design classes.
Those
were fun, but I don't do them anymore. Now all I do it sit at home and write stuff
in here. Well, I'm exaggerating. I go to the convenience store with my sister
sometimes. But that's pretty much it outside of being bored on a computer. I should
be a less boring human being. One day, I should translate this entire LTE into
Viesa. That would be a big waste of time, even bigger than writing the LTE itself.
But I could still do it. I don't think I ever will. This text is simply too long,
and it'll be even longer than that by the time I pass 230,634 characters. By the
way, if you think I'm gonna stop writing this once I pass 230,634 characters,
you're wrong! Because I'll keep writing this even after I pass that point. It'll
feel nice to be way ahead the record. My sister's alarm clock has been going off
for half an hour and I haven't turned it off. Why? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I
really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First when I tried to turn
it off, it started playing the radio. Then I tried again, and it turned off
completely. Then I hurt myself on the door while walking out. So that was quite the
adventure. I'm gonna go sleep now. Goodnight! Hey, I'm back again. My computer
BSOD'd while writing this, so I have to start this section over again. That's why
you save your work, kids! Before I had to start over again, I was talking about
languages. Yes, I decided to bring that topic back after a while. But I no longer
want to talk about it. Why? Because it'll probably bore you to death. That is
assuming you're reading this at all. Who knows, maybe absolutely zero people will
read this within the span of the universe's existence. But I doubt that. There's
gotta be someone who'll find this text and dedicate their time to reading it, even
if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What will happen to this LTE in
a thousand years? Will the entire internet dissapear within that time? In that
case, will this text dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest of what
used to be the internet, be preserved somewhere? I'm thinking out loud right now.
Well, not really "out loud" because I'm typing this, and you can't technically be
loud through text. THE CLOSEST THING IS TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this
entire text like that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save my work
this time, in case of another crash. I already had my two past attempts at an LTE
vanish from existance. I mean, most of this LTE is already stored on Neocities, so
I probably won't need to worry about anything. I think I might change the LTE page
a little. I want the actual text area to be larger. I'm gonna make it a very basic
HTML page with just a header and text. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don't know.
Screw it, I'm gonna do it. There, now the text area is larger. It really does show
how small this LTE is so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least
I made the background a nice Alice Blue. That's the name of the CSS color I used.
It's pretty light. We're getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark! That's the point
where we're one tenth of the way to making this the longest text ever, meaning all
I have to do is write the equivalent of everything I've already written so far nine
more times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How come every time I try to type
"though", it comes out as "thought"? Why do I always type the extra T? It's so
annoying that I have to delete the T every time. Okay, only mildly annoying. Not as
annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the
annoyance level of me typing "thought" instead of "though". I just realized that
most of the games I play are games that I've been playing for at least six years. I
started playing Garry's Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came
out. Now I have to look that up. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft
approximately during that time. Wow, seven years ago! Coincidentally, I was also
seven years old then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when I still played
Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called "Infinite Budgets" back then.
I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people thought that was a terrible year,
but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with
my online friend at the time, and I did livestreams on YouTube and stuff. It was
fun. 2016 was also when I got the phone that I still have to this day. Yup, my
phone is three years old. My life was completely different when I got this phone: I
was 11 years old, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn�t writing
this text. I�m currently writing this in the car. We are on out way to the dollar
store. And since I�m writing this on my phone, I�m making a lot more typos than
usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we
appear to be getting close to the dollar store. I have a gift card for that place.
I think so anyways, it might be for a different store... Yup, this dollar store is
different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. I�m sure she�s gonna
find the sponges and go crazy over them. Why does she like sponges so much? No
idea. She just found a bag of tiny baby dolls, and she wants to put them in ice
cubes and call it �Ice Ice Baby�. She is truly a strange human being. My sister
also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that she�s banned
from them. Now she found the wigs and she�s considering buying one. She�s been
looking at them for quite a while now. We�re out of the dollar store, and now we�re
going to the computer store. I have no idea why we�re here. I guess we just are.
Now we�re going home. Welp, that was a fun adventure. Stay tuned for more fun
adventures as you read through this LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello again. I made
a private world on OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn't want to join
it. She doesn't think it'll be fun. Now I'm just editing it alone. How sad. But oh
well. Now I�m here adding more to this text. I once made a Discord server
specifically for a language called �Bo�, where the only word is �bo�. I made it
almost four months ago, and somehow, it�s still going. People are still spamming
nothing but �bo� there. It�s great. I also once made a server where you�re not
allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some
time though, so all that insanity is no more. I also used to own a Pig Latin
server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good memories in
that server though. Now there�s a new Pig Latin server, but it�s not owned by me.
Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead for so long. I haven�t posted a video in a
year. I want to revive it, but I don�t know what to post there. I�ll figure it out.
I doubt my channel will ever go back to it�s 2016 legacy, but I�m sure I�ll post
something eventually. Random fact of the day: there are thirty-nine question marks
so far in this text. Am I about to make it forty? Yes, I just did. Now the fact I
initially stated is no longer true. Or is it? Because I said �so far� in the fact,
that implies that we�re talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding
any future events. Now I�m pretty sure that fact is still technically true. Welp, I
guess I should just accept that I�m editing that world of text alone for the rest
of my life. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all.
The thing is, now that world will never be same without all of that complaining
about my sister not being here. But that�s fine. Hey, I just had a cool
realization. Basically, there�s this conlang (constructed language, for those not
in the know) server where we have a Sentence of the Week activity. In this
activity, someone posts a text with a maximum of nine sentences, then people
translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is this: if we take nine
sentences from this LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for
people to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this LTE. Divide that
by 9 sentences each week, and you get 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is
approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck at math,
but that�s besides the point. I should go now. Goodbye! Hello, I�m back again. I
really need to come up with different hello and goodbye messages, because I�ve
already said �Hello, I�m back again� once before. Same with the �I should go now.
Goodbye!� I said at the end of the previous section. I was going to explain what a
�section� is, but I�m terrible at explaining things, so I�m not going to anymore. I
guess you�ll just have to figure it out yourself. It�s probably not very hard to
figure out, anyways. I guess I can just say that a section starts with me saying
hello, and ends with me saying goodbye. That should be enough explaination, now
that I think about it. Hey, do you ever feel like you never have any idea what
you�re talking about? That�s my entire life. I just summarized it all in one
sentence. On an unrelated note, I feel like half this LTE is just me talking about
the LTE itself. I mean, press CTRL+F on this webpage, then type �LTE�. Look at all
the times I use it in this text! Not counting the �lte� in the word �multe�, of
course. Dang, now the search results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this
text is just me talking about how I�m trying to get this text to be the longest.
Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have a long way to go. I�m only 12.7% of
the way there. I mean, minus the four month gap, my estimation is that I�ve only
been writing this for not even two weeks. So it makes sense that this LTE isn�t
very long yet. Whenever I look at this webpage, it looks long at first glance, but
the longer I look at it, the more I realize how short it actually is. It�s
something
that I can�t explain. For real this time. I just realized that none of this is
helping the fact that half this LTE is about the LTE itself. I should bring up a
new topic, but I don�t feel comfortable talking about much else. Why? Because, like
I said, I never have any idea what I�m talking about. Most of this LTE is just me
talking about LTEs or languages. Sometimes furries, but I don�t wanna go back into
that territory at this point. But it doesn�t matter, because I�m still gonna write
this LTE for as long as possible, even if it means talking about the same things
half the time. Also, LEARN VIESA! Haven�t said that in a while, so I might as well
bring it back. The documentation for Viesa is on this very website, so go ahead and
read it! You might need to know some linguistic knowledge to understand it, though.
In fact, you probably won�t understand most of it unless you know some amount about
lingusitics, so you have been warned. If Viesa is too much for you, Pig Latin will
probably be better for you. If it's so easy that kids can learn it, you can too!
It's a language you can learn in probably five minutes, so why not give it a try?
You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where you place 'ub' before every vowel sound. It's
also a very easy language to learn, although not quite as popular. The thing is,
none of these are even real languages. They're just codes, and very simple codes at
that. You could probably crask Pig Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Viesa too,
actually. But I still enjoy them occasionally, even if Pig Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are
inefficient and easy to crack, and Viesa is easy to crack yet unneccesarily
difficult. I do make real languages, but I never put in the effort to learn them to
fluency. At least I make them at all. Here�s a fun game: I will open up a random
page from a book, and tell you the first word I see. English. That�s the word. Stay
tuned for more fun games as you read through this LTE. We�re back, and we�re gonna
play the same game as before. Ready? Subject. Now we�re gonna do it again. Reading.
And again. Itself. Constituent. Grammar. Colloquial. Black. Outline. Add. About
four of those words were language related. You�ll never guess why! (Spoiler alert:
it�s a conlanging book). I�m running out of ideas now. I�m just gonna generate a
random word and try to talk about it. Forbid. That�s the opposite of �allow�, I�m
pretty sure. I don�t really know what else to say. Well, I guess I failed at
generating a topic I could talk about. You know what's weird? My favorite word
hasn't been used once in this entire text. I'm about to change that forever. Epic.
Yup, my favorite word is "epic". I use it on a regular basis. I say "That's epic"
all the time. It's a word I can't live without. Hey, I've now written more of this
text after the 4 month gap than before it! Just thought I'd share that fact. Also,
I'm gonna try and write as much as possible in this LTE today. I've already written
more today than the day I first said I was gonna write as much as possible, so
that's a good sign. The thing is, I don't know what to write about. I need to write
about something, otherwise I won't write at all and I won't accomplish my goal.
Wait, what goal should I set? How many characters should I write today? I'm gonna
try and get 10,000 characters. I've already written almost 5,000 today, so from
here I just have to write the equivellant of everything I've already written today.
I'm just gonna try it and see if I make it. Maybe sometime in the future I'll do a
bigger goal, like 15,000 or even 20,000 in one day. Actually, I don't know if
20,000 would even be possible for me. It might be, but it sounds like somewhat of a
stretch for me to write that much in a single day. We'll see how long 10,000 takes,
though. I'm already doing a bad job at this. I haven't typed anything here in
several minutes. I need a topic. Um, Vabungula, I guess? Basically, it's a conlang
created by Bill Price in 1965. It amazes me how one can work on a single conlang
for that long. Most of the conlangs I start making die after 15 minutes. Anyways, I
really like it because... um, I don't know, actually. There's not really anything
about it that's super interesting (other than how long it's existed), it's just his
personal conlang. Maybe it's the amount of development that went into it. It has
over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language. I'm sure
most people reading this don't care about my language related talk, but I gotta
make this long. I'm desperate to reach my 10,000 character goal. I've got 4,000 to
go. I just found a website that generates random art from a seed. I just put this
entire text as the seed, and it generated something quite nice. I would put the
picture here, but I want this LTE to be nothing but text, so I won't do that. I've
been playing with this for a while now. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures,
but some of them are nice. For example, I just used "e" as the seed and it produced
a nice looking picture. "a" looks nice too, arguably nicer. I've been using nothing
but the word "nice" to describe these pictures. Maybe it's time to get a bigger
vocabulary? "b" looks, um, good? I don't have the right vocabulary for this. I also
don't feel like doing every single letter, because the pictures take some time to
generate. But if you want to do it for yourself, just go to random-art.org and try
it out! By the way, this is another website I found through pointlesssites.com. You
know, the same website that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to
begin writing this whole thing. But what made me discover pointlesssites.com?
Vsauce mentioned it. But what made me discover Vsauce? YouTube Reccomendations,
probably. But what made me discover YouTube? As far as I remember, my dad showed it
to me when I was 6. So I would like to thank my dad for being the reason I started
writing this. He's the one who showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce,
which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE,
which inspired me to start my own LTE. If he had never shown me YouTube, I wouldn't
be here writing this text, and you wouldn't be reading it. Well, that's probably
not true, because I probably would have discovered YouTube by other means, thus
leading me to Vsauce, leading me to Vsauce, leading me to pointlesssites.com,
leading me to the FlamingChicken LTE, leading me to... okay, I really need to stop
now. I've gone too far. But you know what I haven't gone too far with? This LTE. I
don't think I even can go too far with writing this text. Unless this text gets so
long that it surpasses the 1GB storage limit of Neocities. In which case, I'll need
to upgrade to Supporter in order to get a 50GB storage limit. But what if the text
gets so long that is surpasses that? I don't think I'll ever make it there. I mean,
50GB is about 50 trillion characters. So I think we're good. I still need to get to
10,000 by the end of today. I've got 1,500 to go. Currently watching a livestream.
It's reminding me of when I used to livestream back in 2016. I still kinda miss
those days. But at the same time, I was quite awkward and had zero social skills,
so I'm not sure if I'd want to go back. At this point, everything I've written
today is longer than what can fit on the screen at once. At least on my computer
screen. It probably changes with different screen resolutions and devices. But
anyways, it's pretty unusual for that much of the LTE to be written in a single
day. I don't want to pressure myself into writing this much every day, though. Last
time I forced myself to complete a certain amount of something every day, it was
overwhelming and I ended up losing motivation, thus letting down all my fans who
were anticipating the August 30th, 2016 release date. Okay, the amount of eager
fans was probably a number you could count on one hand, but still. By the way, if
you're wondering what this "something" was, it was GoAnimated Garbage: The Movie,
which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun of
random GoAnimate videos. In case you're not the type of person who knows what
GoAnimate is... hoo boy. Basically, it's a drag-and-drop animation website infamous
for the "grounded videos" that people made with it, among other types of videos.
It's this whole community that I neither can explain nor want to explain. But I had
somewhat of an association with that community back in the day. On my YouTube
channel, I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video known as the "OS video".
Typically an OS video is where some sort of hated character within the GoAnimate
community forcefully installs their operating system onto a user's computer, and
the user has to deal with this OS until they eventually find a way to "destroy" it.
I made five of these videos. In chronological order: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin
OS, Little Bill OS, and Crap OS X. Caillou OS is the most viewed video on my main
channel, which is unsurprising since Caillou is pretty much THE character
associated with the GoAnimate community. When I made that video, it was a big
transition for my channel. The channel's name was changed from Infinite Budgets,
which had been my name since 2013 when I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima.
All of my old videos were deleted, with the exception of my "Barney Errors", which
was yet another genre of GoAnimate video. Basically, a Barney error is when a
user's computer/console/whatever session is interrupted by a "Barney Error", a
message informing the user that Barney has been killed, and the device must not be
turned off because it's an "important message". There's also a bomb that's placed
in Barney's "lair", the timer for which is displayed in the error. The user gets
some amount of "chances", and every time the device is turned off, the user looses
a chance and the time
until the bomb explodes decreases. Eventually, the user turns off the computer
enough times that there are no more chances left, the bomb explodes, and some sort
of punishment happens. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your
operating system, to having your computer destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to
death. I once made a whole channel for Barney Errors, where I made about twenty of
them before quitting. After that, I eventually quit GoAnimate all together, but I
still made Crap OS X, an OS video made with Powerpoint. I also made an interactive
OS parody called Windows Poop Editon, again with Powerpoint. Before that, I also
made one called "Atch OS" using my old Windows XP netbook. I just checked to see if
my old Weebly website still exists, since there's an Atch OS download on there and
I wanted to see if it dissapeared from existence or not. Appearantly it does! I'm
getting so much nostalgia from this website. It's like a window into 2016, when I
had fun making these videos on a regular basis. I'm way past my 10,000 character
goal now. I'm kinda glad I set this goal, but again, I'm not gonna force myself to
do it everyday. I think I'm gonna stop writing for today. Bye! Hey, I'm back. Yes,
that hello wasn't original either, since I already said it once. Specifically,
after my sister seized the LTE and started spamming. You remember that, right? I
hope you read through this whole thing instead of just picking a random part (which
just happened to be this part) and reading only a tiny bit. Nah, I'm just kidding.
Read this text however you want to, it doesn't matter if you read this entire text
from start to finish or not. I mean, I did put some cringy stuff in here, as I keep
mentioning. But it's on the Internet, and since recently, on my homepage, so I know
people are gonna read it. Really the only reason I'm making this is because I have
a weird obsession for writing giant walls of text. Guess what? I just added
translations of this LTE into various conlangs on my website! But they're all very
incomplete, and I probably won't finish them ever... I mean, if I'm gonna finish
any of them, 'twill probably be the Viesa translation since it's the easiest to do.
Hey, 'twill's back! I remember the very beginnings of this LTE, when I first
mentioned 'twill. That was 40,000 characters ago. Appearantly I'm measuring time
with characters now. Hey, what's the average amount of text I write per day in this
LTE? The four month gap probably significantly drops that amount. Let's see! The
trouble is finding out when I started writing this LTE, because I don't know the
exact date. I'm just gonna estimate that it was March 12, based on the amount of
times I said goodnight before I said "Happy Pi Day". It's not a very accurate
measurement, though, because sometimes I stop writing for the day without saying
goodnight. But anyways, from March 12 to today, July 16, is 127 days. As of that
previous sentence, there are 42,549 characters in this LTE. 42,549 characters
divided by 127 days equals about 335 characters per day. That's not very much at
all. To get an idea of how short that is, the first 335 characters of this LTE
consist of about 64 words and 8 sentences. As I predicted, the four months of no
activity had a big impact on this number. But what if we ignore the 4 month gap,
which was from March 15 to July 9, I've only been working on this LTE for ten days.
42,549 characters divided by 10 days is about 4254 characters. That's much better.
It might be that big because of the 12,600 characters I wrote yesterday. I said I
wouldn't do it every day, but honestly, I'm feeling like doing a goal again today.
I think I might even go a bit higher than yesterday. Let's do 15,000 characters! I
have zero life outside of this LTE, anyways, so I think I'll make it. As long as I
keep typing about random stuff for the entire day, I'll probably get past 15,000
easily. I think I'm insane. Literally all I do anymore is write this LTE. My mom is
almost certainly concered for me, because I was in my room pretty much all of
yesterday and my sister told her about how I'm trying to write the longest text
ever. But enough about my descent into insanity for now. Let's get this LTE to over
55,000 characters today! This is probably the most meta LTE in existence. Like I've
said, I talk about the LTE itself as much, if not more than anything else. By the
way, if I were to write as much as I did yesterday every day, I would reach my goal
in just 15 days. Now I'm tempted to do that, even though I said I wouldn't set a
goal like that every day. I think I might end up doing it subconciously. I kinda
wanna convince some other people I know online to start their own LTE. Wouldn't it
be fun if we all had our own LTEs? They would probably all die within a day, but at
least I wouldn't be the only one writing an LTE in 2019... The most recently
updated LTE I've seen is the RainbowFluffySheep LTE, which I believe was last
updated in late 2018. That wasn't really that long ago, but still, I don't think
it's being updated anymore. Now let's do an LTE Timeline! The original
FlamingChickens LTE was probably started sometime in 2004, and Hermnerps was
started the same year. The FlamingChickens LTE stopped in 2005, while the Hermnerps
LTE actually lived on until 2009, although edits after the end of 2004 were rather
sparce. The Kenneth Iman LTE was started in 2013 and was last updated in 2015. The
RainbowFluffySheep LTE both started and was last updated in March 2018. And of
course, the WhileTrue LTE was started in March 2019 and is still being updated
today. Wow, 15 years of LTEs! I think my LTE is the only one still being updated.
It would be nice if someone else was writing their own LTE along with me. But
'twill be hard to convince other people to waste their lives writing a useless wall
of text. You never know, maybe an LTE that stopped being edited years ago will come
back from the dead. That seems kind of unlikely though. Very strange fact incoming.
A certain word has not been used since the very beginning of this text. Ready to
learn what it is? I shouldn't tell you, actually. Of course, that would ruin it.
Unless you want me to ruin a really cool fact. Surely you wouldn't want that to
happen. Okay, I'll just tell you, because I'm probably gonna end up using it again
someday or another. The word is "various". If you search for "various" in this LTE,
you'll only find it at the very beginning as well as here. And I was gonna keep
this a secret, but just now I did this thing where if you take the first letter of
each sentence, it spells out "VARIOUS". Kinda clever... I guess? Anyways, for those
who are insane enough to be reading this entire thing from the start: Wow, you have
quite the dedication. My LTE isn't even the longest yet, but perhaps in the future,
when it is the longest, people will be challenging themselves to read the entire
thing. And maybe you're one of them! Perhaps you're reading this long after I've
passed my goal, in which case you still have quite a bit to go. So I wish you luck
on your Longest Text Ever reading adventure! I've been talking about LTEs all day.
For the past 6,000 characters, in fact. I need to find something different to talk
about. But first, I just had an idea pertaining LTEs. I should compare this LTE to
the longest joke in the world! The longest joke in the world is 56,554 characters
long, which is about how long I'm trying to get this LTE by the end of today. So if
I reach my goal today, this text will be longer than the longest joke in the world!
That's pretty cool. I would also be a quarter of the way to my goal. But let's get
back to finding something different to talk about. I can't think of anything. My
sister is singing a song about wanting Subway. I will never understand her. What
goes through her brain that makes her decide "Yeah, I think it would be a good idea
to sing about how I really want Subway"? I don't get how her brain works. She also
likes eating paper. I asked her and appearantly she was perfectly okay with me
writing that in here. She probably thinks nobody's ever gonna read this. But she's
gonna be wrong! Eventually. Now she's asking me to write about how she likes
yogurt. "Because I didn't used to", she says. She's eating mango yogurt, and she
has water in a Gatorade bottle. Now I'm asking her what else I should put in this
text. She says I should write about how there's wild sage where we live. Now she's
having hot chocolate. She didn't ask me to write that, but I told her I was going
to write it and she said okay. My sister might start her own Longest Text Ever,
again. She says it will have only one word repeated throughout the entire text. But
I told her that it defeats the purpose of an LTE. In the original FlamingChickens
LTE, one of the very first things that is written is "I will just type, and type,
and never, ever use copy and paste". Okay, I just made a webpage for her LTE (it's
gonna be an actual LTE this time). Stay tuned for "The Best Longest Text Ever", as
she calls it. I think it should have just been called "KKs Longest Text Ever" or
something, but whatever. She types really slow, but I hope her LTE wi had two water
botm probably insane right now. Especially since I'm writing this right now, as I
have been for about 18 days minus the four month gap... I think. I hope I did that
right. As I've said before, I'm bad at math. My sister just read the entirety of
what I've written today for some reason. My sister just sang "I want your computer
to crash again because I'm evil". She IS evil if she wants my computer to crash. At
least I'll have this section saved. In fact, right now I'm pressing Ctrl+S after
every sentence! Including this one. And this one. Also this one. I think you get
the point now. My sister keeps typing into this LTE without my consent, and I keep
having
to delete it all. It's pretty annoying. Hey, flashback to when I said that way at
the beginning of this text! You know, the part where I talk about the Teen Titans
Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something
times. You know what else is said a hundred something times (in this LTE)? The
letter J. So far it's been used 115 times in this LTE. That's your Interesting LTE
Fact of the Day! Well, not really "daily", but whatever. Here's a story: Once upon
a time, people got tired of starting off their stories with "Once upon a time", so
they stopped doing that. But one person decided not to stop using "Once upon a
time", and used it at the beginning of this story. And that person is ME! The end.
Wasn't that a lovely story? You're probably not thinking that. Again, I'm not
creative in any way whatsoever. That's why I don't usually write stories and
instead write giant walls of text full of meaningless information, like the one and
only WhileTrue's Longest Text Ever that you're reading right now. Hopefully nobody
died of boredom from reading between "Wow, it has been a while" and the EMT. That's
the most boring part of the LTE! 90% of it is just me talking about LTEs
themselves. How uninteresting is that? Very uninteresting. Penguins. What are they?
I don't know. What am I even writing right now? I haven't a clue. Isn't it weird
that I said "haven't a clue" like that? Normally "haven't" isn't used if it's alone
as a verb, as in "I haven't my keys". Who says that? Nobody, that's who. And yet "I
haven't a clue" is an actual thing I've heard people say. Anyways, AFRICA! That was
random, but let's discuss it anyway. Africa is a well-known song by Toto. It's a
good song. I can kinda sorta play it on piano? Maybe? I don't know. Another song I
can play on the piano is All Star by Smash Mouth. You know, the Shrek song?
Anyways, I once made a video called "All Star but it's played on a Sesame Street
piano" and it got almost a million views. It's been stuck at 900,000 for what seems
like forever now. I'm gonna check to see if it's at a million now. I doubt it,
though. Nope, still at 926,000 views. And I doubt it's gonna get any more, to be
honest. It had a good run though. My sister is chugging applesauce. She thinks
she's epic because of it. I don't know anymore. I seem to keep saying that after
everything I type at this point. It's strange. Hello, I have returned after yet
another long absence. When was the last time I added to this? I think it was
somewhere in July. So yeah, it�s been three months, as it is now October 17, 2019.
The end of the decade is approaching fast. I�m a bit excited, because I�ll have
significant memories from more than just one decade! My earliest significant
memories started in Kindergarden, which was in 2010. This means that I only really
remember one decade. But now that an entirely new decade is coming up, I�ll be able
to remember another! Part of me feels like I shouldn�t be excited over this, since
the boundaries between years is arbitrary, and a decade is 10 years only because we
count in base 10, so if we counted in base 12 or something, a decade would be 12
years long. That was kind of a run-on sentence, but I don�t really feel like making
this text perfect, anyway. Have you heard of the Library of Babel?
libraryofbabel.info is a website containing every possible combination of the
lowercase letters a-z, space, comma, and period. The library is divided into
hexagonal chambers. Each hex contains four walls. Each wall contains three shelves.
Each shelf contains 32 volumes. Each volume contains 410 pages of 3200 characters
each. Everything you could ever say or write is on this website. Even this LTE! See
for yourself: https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?lte. Okay, that�s only the
first bit of it, but every other bit of this LTE is somewhere in the library! In
fact, here�s the next bit: https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?lte:1. It�s
split up into about 20 different pages. I don�t feel like putting links to all of
them here. It also removes punctuation that the library doesn�t use, like the
exclamation point, question mark, colon, and so on. But it�s pretty mind-blowing
stuff, if you ask me. If you try and browse the library yourself though, you
probably won�t find much more than total gibberish. It�s crazy to think that
everything we could ever possibly say or write is massively outweighed by
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Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! I was inspired by the various other
"longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is!
This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing
this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor
crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor
instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks
that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the
longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways,
let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny
word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is
said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go
episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you
take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay'
to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For
example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since
the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I
speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in
public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened
before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word
I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains
popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying
"it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being the
longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a
decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep
writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome
Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on YouTube! I play that song all the time
around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. Another way I like driving my
sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. She hates the languages
I make! The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin. I think
you already knew that. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm back
now. I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just
realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure
it was something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something.
Morse Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. I'm also not
very good at French. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation
probably sucks. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's
this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal
language". A lot of people speak it. I am such a language nerd. Half of this text
is probably gonna be about languages. But hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As
LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny, right? No, I'm not. I should probably get some
sleep. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back again. I basically have only two interests
nowadays: languages and furries. What? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry.
Haha, oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really
do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm older, I would like to
have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only
dream of that. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm
honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was
watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time, me and
my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going
because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't
wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those
reasons were understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries
anymore. I don't care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna
have to torture everyone else. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest
of this entire text. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six
times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used
throughout this entire text. I just realised that next year will be 2020. That's
crazy! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost
over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all
of my memories. It'll be sad to see it go. I'm gonna work on a series of video
lessons for Toki Pona. I'll expain what Toki Pona is after I come back. Bye! I'm
back now, and I decided not to do it on Toki Pona, since many other people have
done Toki Pona video lessons already. I decided to do it on Viesa, my English code.
Now, I shall explain what Toki Pona is. Toki Pona is a minimalist constructed
language that has only ~120 words! That means you can learn it very quickly. I
reccomend you learn it! It's pretty fun and easy! Anyway, yeah, I might finish my
video about Viesa later. But for now, I'm gonna add more to this giant wall of
text, because I want it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool to have a world
record for the longest text ever. Not sure how famous I'll get from it, but it'll
be cool nonetheless. Nonetheless. That's an interesting word. It's a combination of
three entire words. That's pretty neat. Also, remember when I said that I said the
F word six times throughout this text? I actually messed up there. I actually said
it ten times (at song for the first time again. That was how I got into synthwave.
You know what my favorite color combination is? Yellow text on a magenta
background. Oh, and don't forget the Comic Sans. That is just pure beauty right
there. In fact, it's used in the first frame (well, close enough) of "history of
the entire world, i guess", which makes me love that video even more. We're at
60,000 characters, 1,000 sentences, and 12,000 words! Weird how all those counts
hit such round numbers in one day, huh? I need to stick to the EMT, so I should
stop talking about that. My sister is attempting to build a Lego city. Her goal is
to have three buildings, since she doesn't have THAT much Lego. Have you noticed
how quickly I've been switching topics in this text? That's because I can't talk
about anything for a long time. That is, unless that thing is languages or LTEs. I
am currently trying to revive a language my sister and I started making a while
back. Sometimes my sister has days when she doesn't hate languages for some reason,
then she ends up starting one. But of course, she regained her hate and abandoned
it. Now I'm the only one working on the language. By the way, the language is
called Lazay, which was the successor to Zula, the first language we made together
which is now deleted. We started writing the language on paper, but then I started
a Google Doc. I'm sure the papers are still here somewhere. I'm just too lazy to
find them. I�m back again. I haven�t been ending these sections with goodbyes
recently. But whatever. We�re on our way to IKEA to get a dresser for my room.
We�re listening to Queens of the Stone Age right now, and I�m just waiting for
�Fortress� to come on. I sing that song in Viesa, but I make up half of the lyrics.
It goes: ??????? ??? ??????? ????, ?? ????? ????, ?? ???. Try and translate that!
The song is playing now. I like this song. We�re back from IKEA now. Actually,
we�ve been home for hours now, and we�ve already built the dresser. My computer
crashed (but don�t worry, I started writing this in Google Docs on my phone), and
now Google Chrome won�t open. So I have to use Microsoft Edge for now. I�m gonna
sleep now. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back. My sister is brushing my back with a
hairbrush, and I don't know why. I asked her what I should write about (because I
have zero creativity), and she said I should write about that. I'm gonna type
whatever comes to my head now. Hi, I'm a boring human being who has zero creativity
whatsoever and still happens to be writing an LTE. Isn't that insane? How could
this be? Nobody knows, and nobody will ever know. It is a strange mystery that has
yet to be solved. Hmm, I wonder if I should go and eat pancakes now? I'm so random
right now. In fact, there's an entire subreddit for that: r/iamsorandom. You should
check it out! I mean, you don't really have to, but it would be nice if you did. I
use Reddit a lot, but I only use it for language-related stuff. Well, I make posts
in language-related subreddits, but the non-language subs that I look at are ones
that I don't post anything to, because I know nothing about literally anything that
isn't languages. And heck, I don't even know much about languages! I only make
English codes and call them "conlangs". Sort of. I usually don't actually call them
conlangs, but I use them for such purposes. I speak Viesa as if it were a real
language, but it simply is not. Why did I make Viesa in the first place? Well, you
see, it all started out as a joke for April Fools' Day. I called it "the new
universal language", despite it literally being a cipher of English. What!? A
cipher of English being a universal language? How silly! What a funny joke, right?
Maybe? Somewhat? Anyways, I then made a SECOND VERSION! DUN DUN DUN! This second
version had CLICKY SOUNDS which, spoiler alert, dissapear in the next version of
Viesa. Sad, right? RIP CLICKS 2018-2018 NEVER FORGET! I also added WACKY GRAMMAR
STUFF and PRONOUNS! WOAH! How crazy! Then I made the next version: VERSION 3.0!
This
version added CYRILLIC! (you know, that alphabet the Russians use, as well as the
Serbs, whose version of the Cyrillic alphabet I stole for Viesa. Hehehe!) And
that's the entire history of Viesa, explained in a Zany way! Do you like how I
capitalized "Zany" there? Aren't capital letters so cool? They let you YELL AND
SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS! They add EXCITEMENT! And most of all, they let you
capitalize words like This. lowercase letters are also cool. without them, we'd all
be yelling and screaming all the time. That would be pretty tiring, wouldn't it? I
see two water bottles. One is empty, while the other still has some water in it.
The empty one is blue, and the one with the water is pink. I should also mention
that the blue one is mine, while the pink one is my sister's. I got that water
bottle because I lost my other one at school. But GUESS WHAT? I FOUND IT IN THE
LOST AND FOUND! Wow! Now I had two water bottles. How Wacky and Crazy and Zany and
Bizzare and all those adjectives that perfectly describe this epic moment! Wow,
writing your mind is a great way to increase your LTEs length! Before I was
actually THINKING about what I was writing. But now I barely do, and it's greatly
improving my LTE! Except the overuse of capital letters might throw the reader off
guard a little because of how sparingly I've used them in the past, but oh well. I
could fix it, but I don't feel like it. I want to continue writing, but I need to
sleep now. Goodnight! Hi, I'm back again. My computer crashed AGAIN, and I was
ignorant enough to not save my work, so that means I have to start this part of the
text all over again. That's quite unfortunate. But did I mention that my Google
Chrome is working again? That's the good news. It's good news because Google Chrome
has all my logins, websites, and stuff like that. Hopefully you know what I mean
when I say that. Maybe you do, maybe you don't. I don't even know what I mean right
now! I'm probably insane right now. Especially since I'm writing this right now, as
I have been for about 18 days minus the four month gap... I think. I hope I did
that right. As I've said before, I'm bad at math. My sister just read the entirety
of what I've written today for some reason. My sister just sang "I want your
computer to crash again because I'm evil". She IS evil if she wants my computer to
crash. At least I'll have this section saved. In fact, right now I'm pressing
Ctrl+S after every sentence! Including this one. And this one. Also this one. I
think you get the point now. My sister keeps typing into this LTE without my
consent, and I keep having to delete it all. It's pretty annoying. Hey, flashback
to when I said that way at the beginning of this text! You know, the part where I
talk about the Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is
said a hundred-something times. You know what else is said a hundred something
times (in this LTE)? The letter J. So far it's been used 115 times in this LTE.
That's your Interesting LTE Fact of the Day! Well, not really "daily", but
whatever. Here's a story: Once upon a time, people got tired of starting off their
stories with "Once upon a time", so they stopped doing that. But one person decided
not to stop using "Once upon a time", and used it at the beginning of this story.
And that person is ME! The end. Wasn't that a lovely story? You're probably not
thinking that. Again, I'm not creative in any way whatsoever. That's why I don't
usually write stories and instead write giant walls of text full of meaningless
information, like the one and only WhileTrue's Longest Text Ever that you're
reading right now. Hopefully nobody died of boredom from reading between "Wow, it
has been a while" and the EMT. That's the most boring part of the LTE! 90% of it is
just me talking about LTEs themselves. How uninteresting is that? Very
uninteresting. Penguins. What are they? I don't know. What am I even writing right
now? I haven't a clue. Isn't it weird that I said "haven't a clue" like that?
Normally "haven't" isn't used if it's alone as a verb, as in "I haven't my keys".
Who says that? Nobody, that's who. And yet "I haven't a clue" is an actual thing
I've heard people say. Anyways, AFRICA! That was random, but let's discuss it
anyway. Africa is a well-known song by Toto. It's a good song. I can kinda sorta
play it on piano? Maybe? I don't know. Another song I can play on the piano is All
Star by Smash Mouth. You know, the Shrek song? Anyways, I once made a video called
"All Star but it's played on a Sesame Street piano" and it got almost a million
views. It's been stuck at 900,000 for what seems like forever now. I'm gonna check
to see if it's at a million now. I doubt it, though. Nope, still at 926,000 views.
And I doubt it's gonna get any more, to be honest. It had a good run though. My
sister is chugging applesauce. She thinks she's epic because of it. I don't know
anymore. I seem to keep saying that after everything I type at this point. It's
strange. Hello, I have returned after yet another long absence. When was the last
time I added to this? I think it was somewhere in July. So yeah, it�s been three
months, as it is now October 17, 2019. The end of the decade is approaching fast.
I�m a bit excited, because I�ll have significant memories from more than just one
decade! My earliest significant memories started in Kindergarden, which was in
2010. This means that I only really remember one decade. But now that an entirely
new decade is coming up, I�ll be able to remember another! Part of me feels like I
shouldn�t be excited over this, since the boundaries between years is arbitrary,
and a decade is 10 years only because we count in base 10, so if we counted in base
12 or something, a decade would be 12 years long. That was kind of a run-on
sentence, but I don�t really feel like making this text perfect, anyway. Have you
heard of the Library of Babel? libraryofbabel.info is a website containing every
possible combination of the lowercase letters a-z, space, comma, and period. The
library is divided into hexagonal chambers. Each hex contains four walls. Each wall
contains three shelves. Each shelf contains 32 volumes. Each volume contains 410
pages of 3200 characters each. Everything you could ever say or write is on this
website. Even this LTE! See for yourself: https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?
lte. Okay, that�s only the first bit of it, but every other bit of this LTE is
somewhere in the library! In fact, here�s the next bit:
https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?lte:1. It�s split up into about 20
different pages. I don�t feel like putting links to all of them here. It also
removes punctuation that the library doesn�t use, like the exclamation point,
question mark, colon, and so on. But it�s pretty mind-blowing stuff, if you ask me.
If you try and browse the library yourself though, you probably won�t find much
more than total gibberish. It�s crazy to think that everything we could ever
possibly say or write is massively outweighed by meaningless strings of letters and
punctuation.