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Matthew Pollard
(Dedicated to Sam Harper)
“Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two is five. If that
is granted, all else follows.” – Winston Smith; Part Three, Chapter
Two, Nineteen Eighty Four.
Claim
2 + 2 = 5.
Proof
Let a and b be equal non-zero real numbers, i.e. a = b. Then multiplying by a,
ab = a2 .
Subtracting b2 ,
ab − b2 = a2 − b2 ,
and factorizing both sides gives
b + 3b = (a + b) + 3b
2b + 2b = 2b + 3b
Dividing by b yields
2 + 2 = 5.