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Translating humor

Story 1
Three drunks arrived at the train station moments before the train left. Seeing the three
drunks stagger like they couldn't get on the train, the kind-hearted stationmaster helped
them get on. He had helped two people get on the train before the train left, and apologized
to another drunk who had to miss the train earlier. "Sorry sir", he said. "I really want to help
you get on the train," said the station master. "It's okay", replied the drunk who was left
behind. “My friend will regret it even more. They were just driving me to the station ”.

Story 2
Budi: Ani, guess what kind of people that have four legs? "

Ani: Disabled people?

Budi: You're wrong...!

Ani: Weird person ...

Budi: Still wrong …!

Ani: Then what kind of people are they?

Budi: People say it's a horse ...!

Ani: Yeeeeeeeeee, what a karedok plate!