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The Black Book For Social Butterflies
The Black Book For Social Butterflies
The
Black Book
for
Social Butterflies
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Copyright © 2012 Ervin Tan
I try to join in, but I’m not in the mood to give myself away. I spy with my little eye a girl
waving her arms madly in the air. I observe her while trying to concentrate on my dance.
I’m not very good at night clubs. I can shuffle, but not very well. I try to jump a bit,
but it’s so crowded I feel more a bug than a soul born to dance.
After the music finally fades away and people stop taking their feet off the ground,
I recollect my thoughts and proceed to approach the girl. I see her talking to a few
friends of hers, but to me, it doesn’t matter. It would’ve mattered if I was facing a
Modern Woman. But I wasn’t. I knew exactly who I was coming up against. And I knew
exactly how to make an impression she’ll probably remember for the rest of her life.
I approach her and touch her on her shoulder. Instantly, she turns around.
“Hey. You looked cool just now when you were dancing.
You a regular here or something?”
She started smiling. “Yeah,” then adding with a sly smile, “but I can tell you aren’t.”
She grins. “I don’t call myself names, but my friends know me as Charlene.” She looks
at me. “So, are you going to be like all the other guys and buy me a drink?”
I look back at her, making sure I look deep into her eyes. I step closer to her as I speak.
“Nope. I’m gonna buy you peanuts. You okay with that?”
She’s taken aback, but only a little. She composes herself quickly. Chuckling nervously,
she says, “Everyone knows that peanuts are on the house.”
“Exactly. You’re totally hitting on the wrong guy. I’m not boyfriend material. That guy’s
better.” I point to a bespectacled guy sitting alone nearby.
She blinks once. Then she blinks twice and smiles somewhat knowingly. “Not bad.
But you still sound like bad lines.”
I cock my head to one side. I make sure to blink slowly, very slowly. Then I speak.
I flash her a sly smile. Her lips are almost touching mine. Suddenly, I remember.
I wasn’t here to seduce every single girl. I wasn’t here for one-night stands.
I pull myself away from her, turning to face her friends but making sure my eyes stay
staring into hers for three long seconds before prying them away. All this while,
her friends had been dead silent and watching us both. I smile at each one of them.
Every one of them gave me the same response: a shy smile. Mission accomplished.
I glance at my watch. “Well, looks like it’s time I headed home.” I looked at Charlene.
“You really are a talented dancer.” And with those words, I turned my back and
walked away, once again making sure my eyes stay staring into hers for
three long seconds before prying them away. I do not look back and walk
straight out of the door.