Don't follow up and actually respond to my application like 5 months after I sent

it, thanks.
No, I don't want the job anymore. Do you lazy sacks of shit not understand that my
need to um, eat and live is dependant on my income? Do you think I was just fucking
sitting there waiting for you - minimum wage gig - to email me back? Newsflash,
turbogenius - I am not going to respond to you. Because.....
It has been months. I am employed - by a wageslaver who responded within a normal
timeframe, you utter buffoon. You are not special and unique, you are RETAIL ™️/
FAST FOOD ™️/ RESTAURANT ™️CORP number 21933480841091480. The economy is shit,
sure, but if you think somebody is gonna be like 'yeah sure I'll take that 12 hour
contract, minimum wage job I applied to in March' because you graced them with a
very smart and logical AUGUST REPLY, you do not ever have the right to complain
about being understaffed.
'🙁 we had 5 interviews booked, zero people showed' - uhhhhh karen maybe its
because you 1) emailed them a month after they applied, 2) sent them some shit like
'nice resume, come in 10am this monday. Group interview. Bring proof of past
experience. You are booked at exactly 10am and this cannot be rearranged. Please
make sure to lick my cheesy toes. Thanks.'

Twice a week I sit down and write a letter to my landlord. My thoughts spill from
pen to paper as I find the proper words to express my gratitude for his hustle.
This is the man who sacrificed it all, he purchased land, finds it in his heart to
maintain it according to proper code and he lets me live on it. There are two
worlds to me. The world before landlords, and the paradise we live in currently

M*n on twitter will see a jetlagged supermodel who's like, wearing comfy clothes
and subtle makeup that day because she's just tired + vibing - and they're like
"seriously, guys? 50k likes?! buuuuuh she's just a plain Jane, you're all simps.
Dude, like, Where's her boobs? Totally average in my town. I could pick her up."
Next thing you know, she posts a pic of her where she's put more effort into her
outfit, her boobs - the exact same boobs - are complimented by a tighter shirt, and
she's wearing red lipstick. All of a sudden, these same men are all like "AWOOGA!
Waow! P-porn star? Is that girl from our town???!! Wait, why is her IG private?
Pfft, she's probably a slut anyway!!! Does anyone have pics of her nudes?!?!!" Like
- zero object permanence when it comes to glam + fashion, plus total disrespect
towards the woman in question. You're either a madonna, a slob, or you're a tramp,
but of course, they'd still date you anyway, but they want you to maintain the
illusion of being effortless because they don't know what nude lipstick even is.

Quit gaming 6 months ago. Bought a new car, I have an amazing girlfriend, I make a
sh*tload of money and I'm buying a house this spring. I party every weekend, I'm
never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make gaming a
career. It's cringe as f*ck.Like I swear to god it's not that fucking difficult
literally just RUB THAT COOCH!!! FUCKKKKCCKKCKC. "Buuuuh I can't FIND THE CL-" no,
stfu and stop crying, Brandon. Just rub the cooch. This is like somebody asking how
the door isn't opening when it's a PUSH NOT A FUCKING PULL. Jesus Christ. RUB THE
COOCH FOR A WHILE AND ASK HER IF YOURE DOING IT RIGHT. SHE WILL CUM. JUST RUB THE
COOCH, IDEALLY ABOVE THE ACTUAL COOCHIE HOLE. RUB THAT AREA ABOVW THE COOCHIE HOLE.
I swear to g*d you people are deliberately stupid. Imagine if women did this with
cocks. "Buuuuh I can't FIND your BALLS!1!1!1!2!1!2"