Story time :clock12: :clock12: sisters :information_desk_person: ‍ ♀

:information_desk_person: ‍ ♀so basically I was in class listening to billie

eilish :heart: :heart: and my headphones got unplugged :weary: :weary: and it
played bad guy out loud :sound: :sound: so anyway it was playing out loud and all
the girls :two_women_holding_hands: :two_women_holding_hands: were completely
vibing to it :couplekiss: :couplekiss: and they were like slayyyyy :hocho: :hocho:
sisterrr☠ ☠ and i was gonna say something back when a boy🤮🤮approached me and said🗣🗣 "uh
billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" 🧐🧐 and i was
SHOOK :flushed: :flushed: and completely flipped the F OUT 🤬🤬 i said "you dumb
ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life :pray: :pray: i was cutting myself
for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella :older_man:
‍:older_man: and a pentagram ⛧‍‍ formed on the ground and billie rose up from it♀♀ ‍‍
and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful :bomb: :bomb: "
and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay
every infidel in my path🧕🧕 until shariah law was implemented world wide" he then was
like I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then
‍‍summoned a djinn ‍♂♂‍ in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant
of shaytan :japanese_ogre: :japanese_ogre: well i wasn't going to let blasphemy
:rage: :rage: go unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please
banish these heathens back to hell :back: :back: and suddenly the heavens opened
and we loooked and it was billie🤩🤩she said "i am allah and i was disguised as billie
to give hope to all 14 year old girls" :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: but then i felt an evil force rising :flushed:
:flushed: it was xxxtentacion :astonished: :astonished: he said "spotlight uh
‍‍moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh"♀♀
‍ ‍ and then allah and X fought
and of course allah won :wink: :wink: and spread World peace :v: :v: so anyway
that's the TEA sisters :coffee: :coffee: stay tuned for my fenti beauty
:lipstick: :lipstick: giveaway :tada: :tada: and remember praise allah everyday🤗🤗

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went
over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid
attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a
subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain
preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke
is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The
amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power
every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book.
I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom
barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every
comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole
in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and
time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a
device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to
do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're
lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke
otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you
from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so
future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im
disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in
my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping
kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining
the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are
suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.