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The video starts in pitch black darkness.

Immediately, white words in Impact font reading "here


comes PacMan..." [sic] appear in the middle of the screen as a voice, presumably Guy 1, says
"Awww shit, here comes Pac-Man." Then, it cuts to Pac-Man entering the room, through an
already open door. Pac-Man happens to be wearing sunglasses, and carrying a brown, round
suitcase in his left hand.

"YO-YO-YO-YO-YO! What it is, motherfuckers?!" Pac-Man shouts at the top of his Pac-Lungs to
whoever happened to be in the room.

"Hey, Pac-Man! What's up?" Guy 2 says, as it is revealed to us the room contains two human
males. Both of which are on the wooden floor instead of the couch right beside them for an unknown
reason. Guy 2 was (and still is) sitting on the floor of the room the video takes place in. Guy 1 is also
laying down on the same floor, right next to Guy 2.

"Me, you bitches! I'm high on crack!" Pac-Man shouts, as he quickly throws away his sunglasses
and opens up the brown, round suitcase, revealing the crack and the crack pipe inside of it. Crack
cocaine happened to be Pac-Man's most favorite drug of all time.

"Wanna freebase?" Pac-Man politely asks the two couch-hating gentlemen on the floor, as he is
showing off the crack inside the brown, round suitcase, and the crack pipe, to both of the floor-loving
guys in the room.

"No, Pac-Man! Drugs are bad!" Guy 2 retorts to the Pac-Fellow, minding the dangers of crack
cocaine. He tries to redirect the Pac-Person to better life choices by warning Pac-Man about crack
cocaine, and drugs in general, being dangerous to consume. But he ultimately fails.

"Nope. Can't help you, man." Guy 1 just casually replies to the giant yellow crack-smoking living
sphere right in front of him.

"PUSSIES!!" Pac-Man shouts at the two guys, being dissapointed at his generous crack offer being
declined by them. Pac-Man then immidiately proceeds to smoke the crack that used to be inside the
brown, round suitcase.

"WOOOAAAHHH, HOLY SHIT!" The Pac-Person yells out loud right-after, being surprised at the
quality of his own crack cocaine.

Pac-Man then proceeds to do some sick dance moves to the Pac-Man theme, until he spins towards
the camera, at which point has a close-up of his face, ending the video shortly after.

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