Hey hey.

So I have huge hatred for my height, being 5'3 as a guy, and I'm always teased for it around my friends,
them being giants. Not really giants, but they have a reasonable height. It's even worse when I am
serious about something. People will just brush it off because of how small I am.

So my cousin tells me about something he found on the web that would expand your bones. Sure, milk
does the job, no pressure, but he said this one can give you some height in a matter of about two weeks.

I was astounded and told him to buy it immediately, since I was very eager to grow even just a few
inches of height.

I reeeaaaallly shouldn't of believed him.

This lasted for a few days and I asked him when will he buy it, since he mentioned that he also wanted
some too. Turns out, this was one entire joke based on juvenile humor, and I didn't get it until it was too
late.

Time to drink a gallon of milk now :')