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September 14 | 2021

I was
silenced No one
else
should be

Harvey Weinstein’s
former PA on
why she wants a
law banning NDAs

Zelda Perkins
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Emma Raducanu says her


‘Weinstein was
dad is ‘hard to please’. I An NDA stopped Zelda Perkins talking
about her boss’s sexual offences. She
was exactly the opposite wants them banned so employees can

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Robert Crampton always speak out. By Helen Rumbelow

W
elda Perkins used to but I don’t take pleasure in it; it doesn’t
inning the by a mile but exhausted, she spotted direct her anger at make me happy to think of any
US Open me and gasped that she had to stop. Harvey Weinstein. She human limping around and getting
at 18 is just “OK, sweetheart,” I said, and gave her Yes, I want was shaking with rage punched by prisoners.
the tip of a hug. when she heard that he “He ruined my life on one level. He
the iceberg: A year or two later Rachel’s to live had attempted to rape really did catastrophically ruin a lot of
Emma swimming club, Bethnal Green Sharks Rowena Chiu, the women’s lives. But the reason it is a
Raducanu based at York Hall in east London, told for ever Miramax employee tragic story is because he was allowed
is one of us she had potential and could she Perkins had just hired. by our power-worshipping system to
those super-accomplished people who start coming three mornings a week I’m not much of one for It was the next morning at the do his worst.”
make me wonder what I’ve been doing before school to train? At 7am? Having Jeff Bezos. Although, to Venice Film Festival when Chiu came The role of Perkins in the Weinstein
with my life. She got an A* in maths eaten a bowl of pasta? She said she be honest, I’m not to Perkins, her manager, “in terrible story, and in particular the way she
A-level last month. She speaks didn’t fancy it and neither did I. much of one for anyone shock”. Perkins marched down to was the first victim to risk breaking
Mandarin. As a little girl, she tried Becky Adlington’s parents used to this morning except for Weinstein, who was having a film her NDA in 2017, is part of She Said,
(no doubt with exceptional success) drive her all over Nottinghamshire to St Emma of Raducanu, industry meeting on the terrace at the a film dramatising these events. She
golf, karting, ballet, horse riding, train. York Hall is a ten-minute walk such is her instant Excelsior hotel. Perkins rapped him on Said, released next year, stars Carey
motocross, skiing and tap dancing from our house. A bit later Rachel was grip on the nation’s his hulking shoulder and said: Mulligan as a New York Times
before settling on tennis. She’s clever, “scouted” to try modelling. She said heartstrings. “Harvey, you need to come with me reporter, with Samantha Morton
pretty and athletic. She also seems she didn’t want to. Her mum and I But I do salute the right now.” Perkins was Weinstein’s playing Perkins. Perkins, 48, talks to
really nice. And now she’s rich as well. said: “Fine.” Amazon boss’s recent London assistant and, like Chiu, was me over Zoom from the cottage in
Raducanu says that her investment in Altos 24 years old. Normally this Wiltshire where she grew up.
parents, Renee and Ian, Labs, which aims to insubordination would cause When Perkins was three her mother
“have been pushy with me find ways to prolong life Weinstein to “rip your head off”, but died; she was brought up by her deeply
to an extent”. Yet not too and ultimately abolish he followed her meekly, guiltily. That moral grandmother, who was from a
pushy, otherwise she death. The PayPal and was 1998, and Weinstein was, owing to military family — “duty was built into
wouldn’t be so remarkably Google guys have sunk what happened next, allowed to me”. Her grandmother, she says, would
well adjusted. There are considerable chunks of continue as a sexual predator for have preferred her to do something
horror stories about some their fortunes into nearly two more decades. more idealistic, such as politics (here
sports stars’ parents, similar ventures. Now Perkins directs her anger at we share a wry laugh). Perkins
particularly dads, Critics always say what she sees as worse even than endured Weinstein’s sexual
particularly in tennis it would be hellish to Weinstein, something that indirectly harassment, him parading naked
(Mary Pierce and Jelena live for ever. Indeed, affects us all: a weapon used by before her and so on, but when he
Dokic, for instance, were this is the received powerful bullies, racists, abusers and became violent to Chiu “I felt huge
traumatised, emotionally wisdom on the subject dangerous incompetents. It is “non- responsibility because I had left her in
and physically), but — unquestioned, disclosure agreements”, or NDAs, the that room alone”. These principles
Raducanu’s upbringing, supposedly axiomatic. gagging clauses that were invented to helped Perkins to stand up to
many witnesses attest, was Emma Raducanu And yet, a bit like prevent departing employees running Weinstein when, I say, as a 24-year-old
nothing like that. The with her father, Ian “it’s always darkest off with intellectual property. Today I think I would have cowered.
worst that can be said of before the dawn” and their use is an ugly distortion, not just “I have ended up unwittingly surfing
her dad, his daughter is “drinking hot drinks part of the modus operandi for on the front of this massive #MeToo
confident enough to admit, is that he Our son Sam said he wanted cools you down”, this powerful men such as Weinstein, wave,” Perkins says. “But this isn’t
is “hard to please”. to leave school at 16 to train as nugget has always Donald Trump and Philip Green, the about gender, it’s about power and the
I say that’s the “worst thing”, but a chef. One or two of our more struck me as Topshop tycoon, but the hushing up of way the system enables its abuse.
maybe dad Ian’s reluctance to laud his conventionally middle-class friends absolute nonsense. bad practice at almost every level, in That’s way more sinister than a
daughter was a handy motivating were horrified. We said: “If that’s what I don’t imagine the church, academia, politics, Harvey Weinstein because those
tactic. Maybe a bit of withheld you want, Sammy.” He was offered a eternal life would be hospitals and construction. people are always going to exist.
parental praise is a good thing. job in a local bakery, but didn’t much a total bed of roses, A BBC survey in 2020 found that “It’s not his fault in a way; he’s a
Toughens ’em up and so forth. relish starting work at 2am. We said: obviously. But it’s about six students a month signed sociopath with too much power. Of
As a youngster, my daughter Rachel, “No problem.” Rachel wanted to drop way, way better than NDAs with British universities; a course he’s going to go mad. But we
22, was a talented distance runner. art A-level. We said: “Good idea.” Sam the alternative. Newsnight investigation in 2018 found have laws to protect us from ourselves.
Aged about 11, she won a London-wide didn’t like his summer job in a the rate for the House of Commons And if the law enables criminal
schools’ cross-country title. On the restaurant in France because it was was ten employees a year issued with behaviour then it’s not working.”
back of that, she went to Mile End 40C in the kitchen. We said: “Sack it gagging clauses; a study in July Perkins is not only the co-founder of
Harriers for a while, but didn’t take to off, son.” And so on. suggested that 57 per cent of American the Can’t Buy My Silence campaign,
it so we said it was fine if she binned it. They’re both doing well despite all workers had NDAs written into their which is launched this week, but also
I went along to watch her next this parental, particularly paternal, employment contracts. one of its best case studies. What she
county race. She set off like a rocket, indulgence. Haven’t won the US Open If you think issues such as racism, relates about the terms of her NDA
too fast, and halfway round, leading though, have they? The lazy buggers. sexism and assault are “not that bad or I find astonishing: conditions of
I would have heard about it”, the fact draconian secrecy that might be
is that you are unaware of how much imposed on MI6 operatives.
with a tennis court Cameron are otherwise over time I’ve realised you are unaware of. Often the first Sometimes she is challenged on why
and swimming pool to engaged. Looks like other people have rule of NDAs is that you can’t talk she did not at the time go public with
Boris and come with my job poor Carrie will be social and family lives, about your NDA. Perkins, who is her and Chiu’s story or to the police.
for nothing. stuck with John Major not to mention health leading a new campaign, Can’t Buy In 1990s Italy they did not have the
his party But I do feel bad on one side, Theresa issues, that don’t My Silence, believes the way confidence that they would be
for him that his big May on the other. Let’s revolve around me. confidentiality clauses are now used believed. Back in London the pair
no-shows celebration party at the hope she likes cricket. Even so, three out of amounts to a gag on democracy. The resigned and sought legal advice; a
Bucks pile has flopped When we have a do five guests of honour person bound by an NDA, as she was “she said/he said” court case against
Nor am I much given so woefully before it’s at home, I always claiming a prior by Weinstein, suffers, and so does such a powerful man was likely to end
to sympathy for Boris even happened. Of the reckon on a 20 per cent commitment would society at large. How does she feel with him destroying them. Instead
Johnson, especially five living previous, if non-attendance rate. As give me pause. If about Weinstein now? lawyers advised a “damages”
sympathy relating to occasional, residents of in, invite 60 people, 20 per cent can’t make “When he was sentenced my initial agreement with Weinstein that might
Chequers because I Chequers that he you’ll get 48. Or if you it, it’s about them. If joy was that justice had worked,” protect subsequent women.
wouldn’t mind a ten- invited, three have said want 16, ask 20, and so 60 per cent can’t, it Perkins says. “I know people want me The negotiations were harrowing,
bedroom Elizabethan no. Tony Blair, Gordon forth. I used to take no- may well be that it’s to say, ‘I hope he rots in jail and I’m so including one 12-hour session that
country mansion Brown and David shows personally, but all about you after all. happy.’ He deserves to be punished, began at 5pm and finished at 5am,
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allowed to do his worst’ The lowdown


Dogs at
weddings
COVER: GARETH IWAN JONES FOR THE TIMES. BELOW: REX FEATURES; NBC/GETTY IMAGES
Goodness, weddings are really
going to the dogs.
Don’t tell me there’s a new trend
for canine nuptials.

No, just a place on the wedding


guest list. At James Middleton
and Alizée Thevenet’s secret
wedding at the weekend, invitees
included “family, friends and of
course a few dogs”.
Well, that’s one way to keep it secret:
guests who can’t speak. And it’s a
solution to the empty-pew issue at
socially distanced weddings.

Was it at their local town hall?


priorities “But I’m afraid the vested
priorities.
Not the groom’s, but maybe the
interest of the current people in power
French bride’s: it was in
is not to look at something like that.
Bormes-les-Mimosas.
Not one thing has changed.”
Julie Macfarlane grew up in Britain
Mimosa like the cocktail?
but is now a law professor in Canada
and one of the world’s experts on No, like those trendy yellow
NDAs, not just professionally but blossoms — it’s a medieval village
through her history as a victim of just inland of the Cote d’Azur whose
sexual abuse by a vicar when she was a flowers are award-winning.
schoolgirl in Chichester. In 2014 she
took legal action against the Anglican J’ai compris. So they flew the dogs
church and won assurances, which over for the ceremony?
have been repeated by Justin Welby, Well, a pet passport is nothing
the Archbishop of Canterbury, that compared with the paperwork I
the church would no longer seek needed for my summer holiday
NDAs for victims of clerical abuse. this year.
“This is why I am so focused on
legislation,” says Macfarlane, who is
the co-founder of the campaign. Alizee and
“Because even where there’s a code of James
conduct I still hear from people all the Middleton
with accompanied lavatory breaks. To force people who have been Zelda
Z ld Perkins with time who tell me the church is making
Perkins felt that they had secured through a traumatic event into Harvey Weinstein at them sign NDAs. Unless you have a
substantial safeguards; the terms isolation is unethical, Perkins says. the Cannes film festival law that actually bans it, it can go on
included many different ways in which The NDA also left her pretty much in 1998 and, below, in the shadows.”
Weinstein would be closely monitored unemployable — “My career was Perkins today. Above There is this phrase, Macfarlane
for harassment. In return she and stopped.” She moved to Guatemala, right: the actress Ashley tells me, “pass the trash”, which has
Chiu had to sign the NDA; for this where she got a job training horses, Judd and Rowena Chiu sprung up since NDAs became
moment Weinstein insisted on being and stayed for five years. endemic, of passing on people who
in the room. After that Perkins The second time she thought, “It’s have behaved horribly to unwitting
thought, “This is an awful chapter of over,” came in 2017. She was back in new workplaces.
my life, but it’s over.” Britain, working in theatre, and “If you look in the closet of almost
Afterwards, as they headed home, hearing the persistent thrum of every powerful man you’re going to
she and Chiu turned to each other and rumours about Weinstein. Of course find some NDAs somewhere,”
realised that according to the NDA, by then she knew that Weinstein had Macfarlane says. “But what I think has
this would be the last time they could ignored the conditions imposed on really changed now is that this is
contact each other for the rest of their him in their contract, but what of affecting every big corporation,
lives. “We said, ‘Goodbye. I’m never the consequences if she did likewise? institution, charity. And it’s not just if Fair enough. Did the dogs sit at the
going to see you again.’ That’s what we She anticipated he would seek you tangle with a powerful man you top table?
had been told; we were kids and we vengeance. She reminds me that Chiu, might find yourself being silenced.
were frightened.” who went public some years later than This is about the girl at 7-Eleven who Under it, probably. Their golden
In fact, far from being “over”, the Perkins, has said that under the was sexually harassed by her manager retriever Mabel even made it into
effects of the NDA were only just pressure of her NDA she twice tried and gets paid off with $5,000 and an the Middletons’ first Instagram
sinking in. She was not allowed to talk to kill herself. NDA. This is how routine it is now. post as a married couple.
about what had happened to her After giving her testimony to the What started out as something to
family, partner or closest friends; she media, Perkins again felt that her protect trade secrets is now being Instead of a best man, a good
was not allowed to talk to a therapist work was done. “I’ve pointed out used to protect bad behaviour, boy — or rather, girl. Who else
or a doctor unless those people sought the problem, you know?” As Perkins which is not a trade secret.” was there?
and got permission for their own NDA hoped, there were exciting These two women invite anyone The Duke and Duchess of
from Miramax. Lawyers, she says, developments. Maria Miller, the with an NDA to post, anonymously, Cambridge were there with George,
think “this is a good solution. The Conservative MP, saw Perkins on on the Can’t Buy My Silence website, Charlotte and Louis in tow.
aggrieved person gets a nice bunch of television and brought up the NDA which they hope will be a platform for
money and off they go, and the issue with Theresa May, who was change in the same way that Well, hard to enforce a “no
problem person doesn’t get their then the prime minister and who, Everyone’s Invited allowed young children” rule when one of them
reputation ruined. What they don’t Perkins heard, was “horrified”. By women a safe way to expose sexual will be king one day.
understand is the real evil of NDAs 2019 the government statement on harassment in schools. Miller is
starts when you sign it.” NDAs was that their use to cover up again trying to start legislation, of the Exactly. They must have been spoilt
She had to consider her time at “unlawful discrimination and kind that is under way in Ireland. for choice when choosing someone
Miramax as a “black hole”. She was harassment complaints is Perkins says that she has been to carry the rings down the aisle.
not even allowed a copy of her unacceptable”, and they committed contacted by more than a thousand
agreement. She was paranoid about to legal reform. Legislation was people made desperate by their Maybe — but I doubt their royal
Weinstein pursuing anyone she had imminent. Since then it has been NDA. If change happens, Perkins highnesses are familiar with the
ever previously told of his behaviour. quietly shelved. What changed? would like, finally, to believe that, a concept of “fetch”.
“We were all so scared of Harvey. He “Boris,” Perkins says. Of course, she lifetime away from a hotel room in Charlie Gowans-Eglinton
was like the Godfather.” says, Brexit and Covid have reordered Venice, justice has been served.
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Be at yo u r s t re s s
Under pressure: what
to do (and say) when
the kids aren’t OK
Children and teenagers have suffered increased stress this year, but this can

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be positive — if you know how to channel it, says Professor Tanya Byron
s a clinical internal and associated with
psychologist, I find catastrophic thoughts and feelings
working in mental such as fearing academic failure or
health is always fitting in with peers.
challenging, never Stressed children and teenagers may
more so than in the be struggling with academic pressure
past 18 months as and social issues such as bullying and
parents and children popularity. In older children gender
have tried to navigate the pandemic. differences reveal girls showing higher
There is no doubt that for some these llevels of stress related to social and
times have been extreme and life- rrelationship issues whereas for boys it
changing. However, often my might be more about social status (eg
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colleagues and I have seen adults and aas related to sport, perceived
children worry that they have sstereotypical masculinity).
developed mental health difficulties Parents and carers of children aged
when in reality they are highly tten and under have reported stress
stressed. A large part of my work rrelated to their children’s behaviour,
recently has been to normalise their whereas with children aged 11 or older
w
experience and help them to tthe increased stress related to worries
understand stress as a natural aabout their children’s future and
adjustment response to new and mental wellbeing.
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difficult circumstances. Issues that were struggled with
included difficulty relaxing, sleep
in
What is stress? difficulties, feeling hopeless and being
d
Stressors cause changes in our irritable. These issues were more
ir
autonomic nervous system — which pronounced in low-income families as
p
controls heart rate, breathing and well as single-parent households and
w
vision among other vital things — and tthose with children with special While stress per se isn’t a problem
triggers a sequence of hormonal eeducational needs. Frequently for the development of children and
changes and physiological responses Professor Tanya Byron nature of st
stress experienced
i dbby some described stressors included prolonged indeed is necessary and helpful for the
that are in-built to enable us to avoid is leading to higher levels of reported screen time, disruption to daily development of resilience, it is the
danger, stay alert and, if necessary, anxiety and depression in part due to routine, frequent arguments, lack of type and amount of stress they endure
fight a threat or flee. Stress is the first an increase in maladaptive exercise and exams. and the context they experience it in
stage of the fight or flight response. (unhealthy) stress management The impact of pandemic stress on that makes a difference to its impact.
However, if stressors aren’t adapted responses such as poor sleep, reduced children and teenagers has revealed Some children and teenagers grow
to or continue, stress can then impact activity, eating more. that while on the one hand the up in a context of toxic stress — in
negatively on us physically, mentally elimination of smaller “everyday’’ environments with prolonged stress
and behaviourally. When stressed we
The impact of stress on children worries meant that some children’s and duress, trauma, lack of nurture
can experience physical discomfort,
and teenagers stress levels decreased during the and support — and these will be
such as chest pain, racing heart, Adults living with children reported a lockdowns, on the other hand these more vulnerable to the development
breathlessness, sleep problems and rise in stress, particularly related to have been replaced by a focus on of serious emotional, psychological
muscle aches. We can be more
susceptible to becoming unwell as our
Our stress lockdowns, reduced social support and
juggling multiple pressures and
Covid-19 and its effects on schoolwork,
health, social lives and employment
and behavioural difficulties. In
some circumstances this will
immune system weakens.
Behaviourally, we can become more
makes our conflicting responsibilities at home.
Financial and food insecurity,
opportunities. One in five young
people has reported persistent stress
include impacts on their brain
architecture and life-long health
irritable and snappy or withdrawn and children loneliness and increased time spent on during the pandemic. and social problems.
unhappy; we may drink, smoke more, childcare and home schooling have Although schools are back, there is
use illicit substances, and eat more or stressed been significant pressure points
So how worried should we be? still a lot of uncertainty for children
less. Psychologically, our mood will
shift as we become less tolerant and and we all affecting mental health.
Family roles and relationships have
Given that stress is part of life and
enables us to adapt to challenges, a
and teenagers related to potential
lockdowns or school closures, and
feel less mentally robust and more
overwhelmed. Stress is a subjective
feed off also been put under increasing strain
and in families stress has a chicken
childhood without stress would mean
a lack of opportunity to develop
fears that they or someone in their
bubble will test positive. Many worry
experience and we all differ in terms
of our resilience to life challenges
each other and egg dynamic — our stress makes
our children stressed and we then
resilience: the ability to bounce
back from stress, adversity, failure,
they have a lot of catching up to do
educationally and socially.
and our ability to manage worry about them more and all feed challenges and trauma. Social groups may feel different due
stress healthily. off each other. Positive stress — where stress is safe to disruptions to face-to-face
Unsurprisingly, reported stress For children and teenagers stress and manageable within a supportive socialising and the increase in social
levels have significantly increased can be external and the causes varied. context — is a vital part of child media activity. The learning of
across all age groups since the They might have parents who are development. It is when we learn children with special education needs
pandemic began. Given that the fighting, multiple pieces of coursework the skills of distress tolerance will have been especially disrupted
pandemic is an external stressor that to hand in, or a friend who ghosts alongside the ability to manage since the pandemic began and they
we need to adapt to, the chronic them online. Stress can also be challenges and risk. may feel particularly overwhelmed.
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10 ways to
encourage
resilience

N
ot all stress is harmful,
and positive stress (that
is safe and manageable)
develops resilience.
Therefore, rather than fear
the stress that these challenging times
are causing, we could see this as an
important opportunity for our
children and teenagers to develop
their resilience and increase their
sense of personal agency. It will teach
them perseverance and
determination.
Research has identified what
predisposes children to show positive
outcomes in the face of adversity and
this includes: positive and supportive
adult-child relationships; a growing
much less or much more. Teenagers bl
Encourage them to problem-solve l sense of self-efficacy via coping with
may use drugs and alcohol or take ways to approach what they are challenges; having the chance to learn
over-the-counter pain killers. Girls stressed about. Help them to think and practise stress management skills
may experience changes in their about times when they have managed and self-regulation; and engaging
menstrual cycle. stress before. Help them to accept the with supportive social networks.
Older children may show changes in things they cannot change and so So while children and teenagers at
their thinking and begin to show understand that unhelpful thoughts times may show that they are
common signs of anxious thinking, can be ignored or that they can stressed, anxious and unhappy, this
eg mind reading (everyone thinks I’m distract themselves from overthinking doesn’t mean they won’t come
stupid); catastrophic thinking (I will by engaging with something they through with a greater sense of
fail), negative self-labelling (I’m enjoy. Journalling can help older kids understanding. It is important to also
rubbish); negative futuring (life will to process their worries. Get them to note that many children who have
never work out for me); or black and consider what advice they would give lived through extreme toxic stress
white thinking (others get it right but to a friend if they were also stressed. (abuse, neglect etc) can also be
I always get it wrong). supported to develop into resilient
Physical changes adults — I have had the privilege of
How to address it If your child is struggling with working with many such children and
breathing, download an app with a young people.
Quality time breathing circle and help them to
Create a calm, safe environment steady their breaths in and out (Try: How to build a resilient child
around your child and spend time with clearfear.co.uk). Suggest that they do

1 in 5
young people has
them doing things they enjoy and
eating meals together.
Active listening
You could notice that they seem
some activity to burn off the stress
hormones. Cold water on the face can
help when stress turns into panic. It is
important to create healthy sleep
routines that include wind-down time
1 Don’t jump in to fix what is
stressing your child; listen and ask
questions to help them to generate
their own solutions.
reported persistent stress
during the pandemic
changed and express concern that
they may have things on their mind.
Ask questions, stay calm, don’t
before bed, no screens an hour before
sleep, devices out of the bedroom at
night and using audio books or
2 Let them experience discomfort
and learn to tolerate it.

How do we support a
jump in with solutions and remain
non-judgmental. Provide affection and
meditation apps when falling asleep.
Learn mindfulness
3 Develop their emotional
articulation so they can label
and express their feelings.
encouragement. Some children may
young person with stress?
Children and teenagers may not have
the maturity or ability to be able to
do better by messaging their worries
rather than engaging in face-to-face
talking. Try to talk when you are out
Research has shown that 13-18-year-
olds who did a five-week mindfulness
course experienced significantly less
4 Normalise difficult feelings —
feeling stressed and overwhelmed
at times is part of life. These feelings
articulate that they are feeling stressed and about, walking or perhaps driving mental distress than those who did can be managed and they will pass.
so it is important to recognise the so that there isn’t a need for focused not. See headspace.com
signs. Stress in children and young
people doesn’t always look like stress
eye contact, which can make children
and teenagers feel uncomfortable.
Personal agency 5 Help them to understand how
stress affects our body so they can
learn skills to manage breathing, relax
in adults and usually manifests as Younger children might draw how Allow for opportunities where your and bring down their racing heart
physical and behavioural changes that they feel or enjoy having a worry box child can have control over a situation rate; engage in more outdoor physical
will vary due to age, personality and where they can post what they have and help them to prepare for changes activity.
resilience. written or drawn. or challenges. Encourage activities
Know the signs
A stressed child can behave differently
Health and lifestyle changes
Help your child or teenager to create a
where they feel skilled.
Be a role model
6 Ensure they understand that
mistakes are not failures but vital
learning experiences. Give them
from how they normally do. They may calm and tidy space to work and rest Your child will learn from and be examples from your experiences.
become more moody, withdrawn, in at home — external chaos can affected by how you manage stress.
irritable, aggressive or clingy. They
may get into trouble more or show
increase internal stress. Get more
active. Being in nature and exercising
Model adaptive healthy behaviours in
terms of diet, exercise and lifestyle.
7 Teach them how to problem-solve
— brainstorm solutions and help
them to look at pros and cons.
a lack of interest in friends and increases the feelgood brain Show how you use activities such as
activities. They may develop new fears
(eg at bedtime) or nervous habits
such as nail-biting and hair-pulling.
chemicals. Stabilise healthy eating
with regular mealtimes together.
Monitor online content and set
meditation, yoga, progressive muscle
relaxation and breathing exercises and
encourage them to join in.
8 Show how you cope by talking
about your feelings, the problem-
solving and decision-making
Cognitive changes can occur and they boundaries around time online. Practise gratitude with your child: strategies you use, self-care routines
may show problems with time- Encourage social contact in person notice three good things about your and positive lifestyle choices.
management, planning, decision- and away from screens. day and encourage them to do the
making, concentration and focus, and
procrastinate more.
Thinking changes
same. Show them your skills of
frustration and distress tolerance and
9 Encourage healthy
risk taking.
Physical changes include
deterioration in sleep and complaints
of headaches or tummy aches.
If your older child or teenager is
showing signs of anxious thinking,
help them to learn to rationalise their
address areas of life where you feel
overwhelmed by letting go of things
and accepting what you can’t change.
10 Gratitude and optimism are
useful mindsets when life feels
overwhelming. Make time to focus
Bed-wetting might occur. They may worries by identifying the thoughts, Look after yourself to best look after together on the good of everyday,
start to have breathing difficulties or articulating them, breaking them your child; as in an aeroplane, put however small. For more advice, see
panic attacks. They may noticeably eat down and challenging them. your own oxygen mask on first. also, childrenssociety.org.uk
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body&soul

A We developed the
s a team, they work
in complementary
fashion: Dr Ugur
Sahin, 56, is the
flinty one, the sharp
adventurer, his
bullish certainty
leavened by easy
humour. Dr Ozlem Tureci, 54,
presents a vastly softer approach. But
it’s clear during our meeting over
Zoom that the married couple behind
the launch nine months ago of the
Pfizer jab, but we
world’s first clinically approved Covid-
19 vaccine bear deep respect for each
other’s scientific capabilities — and
for the contagion that has infected
224 million people, killing 4.6 million
of them, according to WHO figures.
are still worried
“The virus will continue to mutate,”
says Sahin, who is the chief executive
of the couple’s German biotechnology
company BioNTech (Tureci is its chief
medical officer). He foresees a long
battle. “We are now only seeing the
about Covid
first generation of mutations.”
As we speak, scientists are analysing
an emerging Covid-19 variant, labelled
Mu, that was detected in Colombia in
The pandemic was a baptism of fire,
January. Last week the government
reported that it has infected more
Dr Ugur Sahin and Dr Ozlem Tureci
than 50 people in the UK, while the
European Medicines Agency warned tell John Naish — and the mutations
that it may be better able to overcome
vaccines than the common Delta of the virus are only in their infancy
variant. Even if it can’t, Sahin fears
that other mutants might arise that do.
He spotted the potential for a was in her final year at medical school. For this experimental process to Dr Ugur Sahin and Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine compared
pandemic very early. In January 2020 Now, as partners in science, business succeed, mRNA cancer vaccines must Dr Ozlem Tureci with 100 million of the Oxford
he read a Lancet report by Chinese and life, they’re acknowledged leaders be tailored to each patient and be University-AstraZeneca jabs.
academics that mentioned how one in the biotech industry. Yet until developed very quickly to defeat fast- It is an astonishing success story. To
infected person had spread the virus Covid-19 emerged their plan was not proliferating tumour cells. Fellow tell it, the husband-and-wife team
without showing any symptoms. Sahin to become virus-vaccine world-beaters. scientists doubted its worth — it has have contributed to a new audiobook
imagined the world’s airliners carrying They had originally formed their been dubbed “messyRNA” due to the by the journalist Joe Miller, titled
such “silent assassins” to unsuspecting small company BioNTech in 2008 difficulties involved in manipulating it. Vaccine: How the Breakthrough of a
cities. He envisages other pandemics with the primary aim of developing a Still, when Covid-19 began to spread, Generation Fought Covid-19.
striking in a similar manner. “The powerful new cancer treatment called Sahin reasoned that the coronavirus Yet their story continues apace. Last
likelihood is increasing constantly immunotherapy. This aims to train might prove a comparatively easy Would week the UK regulator the Medicines
because we have ever more human patients’ immune defences to target for mRNA vaccine technology, and Healthcare Products Regulatory
travel and we are exposing mankind recognise and kill their tumour cells. and contacted Dr Phil Dormitzer, I take a Agency approved the Pfizer-BioNTech
more to such viruses.”
You would be forgiven for imagining
A central BioNTech approach
involves a gene molecule called
Pfizer’s chief scientific officer for viral
vaccines. But Dormitzer thought there vaccine jab as a Covid booster vaccine, paving
the way for a roll-out before winter.
Sahin as being some grim-faced
prophet of doom. In fact, he and his
messenger RNA (mRNA), which
carries sets of instructions inside cells
was no need, that the virus would soon
be contained and that BioNTech’s
if there The concerns are twofold: that more
vaccine-resistant strains may emerge
wife are both highly engaging and joke
happily in their fluent English. Both
that tell them what proteins to make.
The scientists realised that if they
methods were too experimental.
Two weeks later, Sahin called again.
wasn’t any and that the vaccines’ power fades
over time. Last month an analysis of
are children of Turkish migrants who
grew up in Germany. They met three
could get mRNA to carry custom-
made commands into immune cells,
By then Covid’s threat had become
starkly clear. A month later, Pfizer and
risk of data from more than a million people
in Britain’s Zoe Covid study found that
decades ago, in true hospital-romance they could give the body’s defences a BioNTech signed a deal to develop the catching five to six months after the second jab
fashion, while working on a cancer “wanted poster” with which to identify jab. Thus far the UK government has the effectiveness of Pfizer-BioNTech
ward. He was a young physician; she and destroy patients’ cancer cells. ordered 135 million doses of the Covid? No inoculation fell from 88 per cent
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body&soul
talk about that,” she states. I suggest
that this in itself is a crystal-clear
answer. Both husband and wife laugh.
The couple were among the first to
receive their vaccine, getting their
shots in January. “It was part of our
campaign to immunise all our
employees, to ensure that we did not
have infections that would slow the
pace of our work,” Sahin says. “I had
general concerns about having the
vaccine at the beginning. Was it not
better ethically for me to wait until my
age group’s turn to get vaccinated? But
everyone told me to go ahead and do
it. We had no side-effects.”
That is not to deny that any effective
drug must carry a risk. “Would I take a
vaccine if there wasn’t any risk of
catching Covid? No. It’s a medical
treatment with potential side-effects.
We have to look at the risk-benefit
ratio. The vaccine is the better choice.
This has definitely been the case.”
At this point Tureci adds: “If you
don’t want side-effects, better not take
any drugs or eat anything.” In a more
serious tone, she says: “I was highly
confident when taking the vaccine.
Receiving it was like a heavy burden
being lifted. Working with the virus
Chips with everything!
made us all feel very vulnerable.”
Are fries good for you?

I
Tureci brims with optimism about
their mRNA creation. She sees the
vaccine as only the start of a new
revolution in treatment for a broad f potato milk, the new non-dairy For what Weaver says was one of
array of diseases such as diabetes, trend from Sweden, makes you the first clinical trials to look at the
to 74 per cent. (By comparison, the cardiovascular disease and rheumatoid roll your eyes heavenwards, you effect of increased dietary potassium
AstraZeneca vaccine’s effectiveness fell arthritis, as well as producing new may be relieved to hear that the on blood pressure, results showed
from 77 per cent to 67 per cent over vaccines and fighting cancer. benefits of spuds don’t begin and that potatoes reigned supreme, with
the same period.) “The pandemic has been our end with drinking them in liquid baked and boiled spuds having the
AstraZeneca bosses have warned baptism by fire,” she says. “The form (for the uninitiated, potato greatest benefit on reducing sodium
against rushing into offering boosters vaccine’s success has shown that milk’s ingredients include retention and producing the biggest
to the broad population when the data mRNA technology has great potential. emulsified potatoes, rapeseed oil, drop in systolic blood pressure (the
showing that they are needed after It has also upscaled the manufacturing fructose and sucrose). For two new force at which your heart pumps blood
two doses remains unclear. Last week and research.” studies have proved that potatoes around your body) compared with
Professor Sarah Gilbert, the scientist For cancer, she adds: “We already consumed in any form — even chips the control diet. Even a 330-calorie
behind the Oxford vaccine, said that started years ago to develop mRNA- — can provide us with nutrients that serving of oven chips had no adverse
some vulnerable groups would need based vaccines. The challenge is that will help to offset health problems. effect on blood pressure or blood
boosters, but immunity is “lasting well” the vaccine has to be potent and “Potatoes have definitely been vessel function.
in the majority of cases. needs to be given
g repetitively. We overlooked and have not been given “I didn’t know what to expect for
Sahin, however, backs thee idea are going into advanced clinical the attention that coloured vegetables results on oven French fries,” Weaver
of boosters. “When immunity ty on this.”
trials o have received,” says Connie Weaver, says. “But I thought the high
declines to a level that Tureci stresses, however,
Tu professor emerita in Purdue potassium levels may counterbalance,
increases the incidence that
tha mRNA therapy has a University’s department of nutrition. at least partially, the negative effects of
of breakthrough infections, clear
cl run ahead. “It does This humble vegetable is an salt on blood pressure. It is feasible to
then boosters are a good not mean that we have
n important source of micronutrients, eat oven French fries daily, although
idea,” he says. “It’s good got
g a process that can be such as vitamin C, vitamin B6, folate better to get a variety of vegetables
to have fewer infections used
u against all other and iron, and contributes a significant and potatoes served in different ways
overall because each diseases.
d We have to amount of fibre to the diet. Potatoes for all the nutrients they provide.”
time the virus infects research
re this for all the also contain potassium, a nutrient that It’s not just adults who might
someone, it has another respective
res conditions.” plays a key role in controlling how benefit from eating more spuds. In
chance to mutate into And
An with Covid-19 she much fluid is stored in the body. the second of the newly published
something more dangerous.”” admits that BioNTech — and Potassium works with and against studies, researchers reporting in the
He and his wife have long the world
worl — have been lucky. sodium, the mineral that holds on to journal Nutrients used data from
dedicated themselves to studying
dying the “This
“This virus canc be tackled with water, causing fluid levels in the blood more than 16,000 9 to 18-year-olds
minutiae of medical research. h. Both vaccine treatment.
treatm There are more to rise, and healthy blood pressure to find out if potato consumption
stay off social media and they have complex infectious diseases such as control depends on a delicate balance had much bearing on the vitamins
never owned a television. They are malaria that have evolved through between the two. When too much salt and minerals obtained in their daily
also normally publicity-shy, which has history to counter all of our warfare. is consumed in the diet, sodium levels diet. Compared with youngsters
proved wise in this bizarre new era of We were lucky too that this virus was in the blood rise and the increased who ate no potato, consuming them
online anti-vax extremism. not like HIV.” Indeed. As a young fluid puts pressure on blood vessel in any form including fried was
Sahin is sanguine about the online reporter in the 1980s I was told that an walls. Hypertension can be the long- associated with higher intakes of
vitriol that has been directed daily at HIV vaccine was “six months away”, term consequence. “A lot of emphasis essential nutrients.
vaccine developers. “Nowadays you’re but this has never been achieved. is placed on reducing dietary sodium Potatoes have been associated with
not important if there’s no conspiracy Beyond good luck, Sahin has an intakes for better control of blood a temporary spike in blood sugar when
theory about you,” he says. “It’s not unshakeable faith in the fact that he, pressure and cardiovascular disease consumed, but Weaver says the
only a battle against Covid, it’s a battle his wife and their team have so far got risk. That’s only half of the story,” research is varied and “you cannot
against misinformation. If you are a everything right. “If we look back, I Weaver says. “Potassium plays just as generalise about their effect”.
denier, you can always find something think everything went well,” he says. important a role.” Adding some protein or fat to
that supports your scepticism.” “Even though we had a hard battle, I Eating more of any foods that are potatoes — a little milk, cheese or
The couple’s best answer has been to don’t think I would change anything.” naturally high in potassium — oil, for example — will lower their
stay as independent as possible from Still, the couple see no room for including tomatoes, oranges, bananas, glycaemic load, and potato researchers
politicians of any stripe and to be complacency. “Neither of us have had beetroot, milk and apricots — is at the University of Surrey reported
transparent with all their vaccine- Covid-19. We have been very careful beneficial. The NHS says we need to how serving cooked potatoes cool or
research data. “It’s important to avoid to take all possible precautions,” he get 3,500mg potassium a day and 24.3 cold in a salad changes the structure
the implication that politics is says. “It is an important concern to per cent of women and 10 per cent of of the starch so that a blood-sugar
involved,” Sahin says. remain careful. We know all too well men don’t consume enough. Potatoes spike is less severe.
When I ask about the couple’s that this virus is not going away.” represent about 15 per cent of our total If you are going to eat a white,
personal security precautions, their PR Vaccine: How the Breakthrough of a potassium intake (one medium-sized starchy carb, potatoes are the best
representative, who is monitoring the Generation Fought Covid-19 by Joe baked potato weighing 200g provides choice, Weaver says.
meeting, interjects fiercely. “We don’t Miller is available on Audible almost a third of our daily needs). Peta Bee
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arts
ALAN MCCREDIE

It’s true: their live performances


are light-hearted. Thrashing around
on stage instead of writing about
slashing throats offers a welcome
release from the dark worlds of their
day jobs. “This is an escape for us and
it’s an incredibly valuable thing in
all of our lives,” Johnstone says. “But
it’s never going to be the main thing
that drives us in our careers.” The
members remain first and foremost
crime writers, a literary clique that
lends itself surprisingly well to playing
in a band.
“We’ve always been the underdogs,
the despised genre writers,” McDermid
explains. “It forged a sense of
community and togetherness, and if
you’re going to be in a band you need
that. So as crime writers, we got a
head start.”
While many novelists are reported
to be solitary creatures, the band relish
the opportunity to perform together,
enjoying a relationship that is
anything but cut-throat. “Unless all six
of us can do it we won’t play,” insists
Billingham, citing the lukewarm set
they once braved without McDermid.
The UK’s best crime writers fighting
over whose turn it is to write the lyrics
is a murder mystery waiting to
happen, so the band prefer to rework
criminal classics rather than write new
ones. Their favourites include Elvis
Costello’s Watching the Detectives and
Kaiser Chiefs’ I Predict a Riot, with
other audience favourites on their hit
list including Riot in Cell Block No 9,
Chris Brookmyre, Doug Johnstone, Mark Billingham, Psycho Killer, Chain Gang and I Fought
Val McDermid, Stuart Neville and Luca Veste the Law.
More than the material, it’s the
performance that sets the band apart.

‘We’ve always been


within ten minutes of arriving, so had Billingham, who began his career as
to do some casual pilfering in the an actor (Maid Marian and Her Merry
fridges of other bands,” Billingham Men, Spitting Image and two decades
says. “I can’t even say it was a dream of stand-up comedy), agrees. “We try
come true because I wouldn’t even to make it as theatrical as possible,” he
have allowed myself to dream about explains. “We’ve built in over the years

the underdogs,
this five years ago,” Brookmyre adds. little jokes and bits of physicality on
The origins of the band sound hazy stage, like how I’m trying to kill Val,
too, as Johnstone, 51, recalls. He has she’s trying to kill me, and the others
had to skip the Harrogate beer tent, are trying to break it up . . . We want
along with his fellow Edinburgh-based the songs to sound good, but we also
writer McDermid, so we are talking want people to see us enjoying

the despised genre’


over Zoom — Veste was halfway to ourselves.”
Harrogate when a Covid contact After a cancelled performance last
notification sent him on the next train month at the Edinburgh Book Festival
home. Neville, embracing his “Best (their “spiritual home”, Billingham
Midlife Crisis Ever” slogan, is resting says) the band are eager to get back on
a dodgy knee. the road and perform their first gig
Back when they were more mobile, since the pandemic began. Their next
The Fun Lovin’ Crime Writers, a group of musical Johnstone met up with Billingham
and Neville at the House of Blues in
live set, at the Bloody Scotland festival
on Friday, might well be a self-

T
New Orleans in 2016 during a crime confessed “rusty” shambles — being
novelists, talk to Jade Cuttle about performing again writers’ convention, Johnstone says. spread out between Edinburgh
When the house band went on a (McDermid, Johnstone), Glasgow
he Fun Lovin’ Crime Billingham, 60, and Brookmyre, 53, drinks break, the trio spontaneously (Brookmyre), Belfast (Neville), London
Writers are an unusual are perched in deckchairs on a decided to “bum-rush” the bar’s open- (Billingham), and Liverpool (Veste)
musical clan who are bustling lawn by the beer tent when mike night with “a few shambolic makes it difficult to rehearse. They
killing it on the festival I meet them at the Theakston Old Their tunes”. A year later they roped in usually arrive at festivals in advance
circuit. The band
features the crime-
Peculier Crime Writing Festival in
Harrogate. They are trying to figure favourites McDermid, Veste and Brookmyre,
setting themselves loose on a musical
and binge-prepare on site.
During the pandemic, the band
fiction big shot Val
McDermid (The Wire
out how two years have passed since
they last played here and a crime-
include killing spree to “murder songs in front
of anyone who will listen”.
shunned the pressure to jump on the
live-streaming bandwagon. Instead,
in the Blood, Traces) on vocals and
Mark Billingham, the author of the
fiction fan by the name of Nicola
Sturgeon, cheering them on from the
Elvis It’s not the most enticing marketing
line when it comes to finding new
they preferred to enjoy more laid-back
“online get-togethers where we talked
Tom Thorne series, on guitar and
vocals. Chris Brookmyre and Stuart
crowd, hopped on stage to offer some
backing vocals. It was a proud moment
Costello’s fans, agrees McDermid, 66. She has
sold more than 17 million books and
about what new cover versions we
could perform when we finally get
Neville are also on guitar and vocals, for this half-Scottish sextet; however, Watching been translated into more than 40 back on stage”, Billingham says.
with Doug Johnstone on drums and the band’s highlight remains their 2019 languages, although not everyone has Meanwhile, McDermid has published
vocals, and Luca Veste on bass. They Glastonbury slot. “I had to write in big the deduced — from her double life of four new books in the past 18 months,
have churned out more than a letters, ‘THIS IS NOT A JOKE!’ ” says playing folk clubs with Billy Connolly Billingham and Johnstone two, Neville
hundred novels, of which 30 million Billingham of the initial invitation he Detectives and now festivals with her writing pals and Veste one.
copies have been sold, and won every emailed to the band members. “Even — that music is possibly her real “It’ll be like a wedding,” Billingham
important crime-writing award — and when we got there with our van and passion. “A lot of people came to our promises of their plans to reunite. “But
they have now founded a musical gear it didn’t feel real — until we saw first gig expecting us to be really without the kids sliding on knees
supergroup with the slogan “Best our name on a fridge next to Keane.” The Fun Lovin’ Crime rubbish, for the prospect of being able across the dancefloor and the punch-
Midlife Crisis Ever”. They wrap their Billingham, a crime writer Writers are playing to take the mickey out of us up in the car park.” That is, unless the
speakers in crime-scene tape, shoot unfamiliar with the riders of music the Bloody Scotland indefinitely,” McDermid says. “But band start sparring over who gets to
each other with toy guns and make festival hospitality, recalls a misjudged festival on Friday, people were quite shocked by the fact write lyrics any time soon — that
playful swipes with plastic knives. drinks order. “We drank all the beer bloodyscotland.com that we were actually rather good.” would be murder on the dancefloor.
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Plastic, cloth, paper, jute . . . So


which bag really is eco-friendly? GETTY IMAGES

often with woven handles added to


With Waitrose provide extra endurance. Everything
about these carriers screams
upping the price robustness. They are designed to be in
service for years. Indeed, using them
of ‘bags for life’ to for years is the only real way of paying
off the eco debt of their production.
50p, green expert From drilling the oil, to using
processing chemicals in manufacture,
Lucy Siegle rates to disposal (most of our binned plastic
waste is now incinerated, which causes

S
greenhouse gas emissions), this all
the alternatives creates a heavy footprint. Danish
researchers calculated that these must
till addicted to plastic be used 37 times to break even.
bags? If so, Waitrose is You can reduce this a little by
hoping to force you to buying a plain one rather than one
break your habit by raising that has been heavily printed on
the price of its “bags for (using more energy and raw materials)
life” from 20p to 50p. This and one that contains a proportion of
is still 20p below the 70p recycled content (ie it’s not just from
marker that the Green virgin oil). Notably, the new Waitrose
Alliance says would actually make a bag for life contains recycled material.
difference to our behaviour. The plastic and retail industries like
According to the Environmental to point out that the life-cycle carbon
Investigation Agency’s research, efficiency of plastic bags will improve
1.5 billion bags for life were sold in as legislation makes recycling more
2019-2020; that’s 54 per household or uniform (by 2023). But we need to deal
22 per man, woman and child. This with the problem now, not wait for
seems marginally better than the 140 recycling policy to evolve in future.
old-style plastic bags per person per
year we were consuming before the Jute or sisal 5/5
plastic bag levy of 5p per bag was True sustainability is not just about
rolled out across the UK in 2015 Above: Sarah Jessica theoretically working out the lowest
(Wales and Scotland went much Parker — and bag — carbon footprint. It’s also about
earlier). In May the 5p was cranked up on the set of the follow- supporting livelihoods in the global
to 10p and all retailers (not just the big up to Sex and the City south. For me that means more stuff
ones) brought into the fold. But can should be using materials that are low
we change without actual bans? impact, easily grown without depleting
After all, even if they now cost 50p, soils or requiring agri-chemicals and
these are thicker plastic, which means that sustain a fair supply chain.
more oil and therefore more impact. It than not incinerated at end of life (we because of their shape), which is made Hairy sisal and jute (also known as
also raises the question, what on earth do not send much to landfill any of polythene, but not the UK, to the hessian) might be a little rough and
are we doing with them? A question to more), creating a carbon burden. chagrin of anti-plastic campaigners. ready for clothing, but they’re perfect
which many of us know the answer — Alternatively, it tends to be assumed However, many supermarkets have materials for shopping bags. They are
they’re in the cupboard under the that natural bags will be in circulation stopped selling them. For many years also easy to grow and process. A sisal
stairs until you flip out and throw for ever, not in a downstairs cupboard, the plastic industry held the line that production facility, including sun
them away with the non recyclables which is sort of reusable bag landfill. they shouldn’t be outlawed because drying, fibre brushing, grading and
one evening when nobody is looking. Plus, there’s often no accounting for they were re-used as bin liners. Well baling, can employ more than 500
Even when the first plastic levy consumer (ie our) behaviour, and yes, do re-use them, but bear in mind people. Fossil-free and theoretically
came in I had my doubts whether in something as simple as remembering that this is really just suspending the biodegradable after decades of service.
the UK we’d really got the memo on to carry a reusable shopping bag can moment at which they must enter a
the overconsumption of plastic bags. be cast as an unbearable tyranny. Or waste stream that isn’t really equipped Paper 3/5
For me this stems from 2007, when sometimes we just forget stuff. It is at to deal with a material that lasts for In classic grocery bag studies, paper
Anya Hindmarch released her once complicated and very simple hundreds of years. tends to lose to plastic, even with bags
covetable “I am not a plastic bag” because whatever material your for life. A recent study by Nanyang
a grocery-fashion hybrid that grocery bag is made from, no reusable Ocado plastic bags 2/5 Technological University in Singapore
proclaimed that it was made from bag is sustainable if you don’t re-use it. One place where the vest bag remains claimed that paper bags had a greater
31 recycled bottles per bag. The nation a fixture is home deliveries, notably environmental impact than reusable
went nuts for this eco totem, queueing Cloth bags 3/5 with Ocado. The retailer claims that plastic ones used 50 times. However,
around the block. Yet when one of my A Danish study of 2018 suggested according to its research (not publicly results vary based on the type of waste
colleagues went to buy hers (£5 each) that a cotton tote needs to be used an available), bags stop food waste from system a country has. In the UK there
she was left speechless when the lady incredible 7,100 times before breaking deliveries. At least they are made from is a relatively good waste paper
on the till insisted on putting the bag even (ie paying off the energy and recycled plastic, as messaged by their recycling system, which means they
in a normal plastic carrier “to keep it inputs that went into making it). This sludgy grey colour, and the recyclers become a better bet. Morrisons is
nice”. I knew it then: it was going to be figure could be disputed: a UK study don’t bleach bags using more energy removing all plastic in its bags, and
difficult to cut the cord. calculated that it would need 310 uses. and chemicals. They are also collected including a 30p “Reusable Paper Bag”.
The which bag is best debate is often A reusable I prefer to use common sense. Cotton — Ocado drivers will take 99 at a go if They’re made in Wales (so relatively
framed as a rational trade-off based on
Life Cycle Analysis, a methodology bag is not bags are adaptable, robust and
washable. They fold easily into your
you want to clear out that cupboard —
and these are sent to Echo Packaging
locally) from paper from
“sustainability managed forests” and
where researchers offer a snapshot of
a product’s impact from calculating
sustainable handbag so you’re more likely to
remember to take them when you
in Corby, pelletised, then extruded into
new bags. Why can’t they just deliver
strong enough to carry weights up to
16kg. Morrisons claims that a life-cycle
the emissions and energy used to
create a product. In practice this is not
if you don’t shop (a big win since this is the main
point). Buy unbleached cotton canvas,
in a returnable moulded tray? assessment by the University of
Sheffield shows these beat plastic.
that straightforward. For example,
people weighing up plastics often
re-use it with sparse printing. Bags for life 3/5
Compared with flimsy polythene, old-
Unfortunately, they haven’t shared this
research, citing commercial sensitivity.
forget to include the climate cost of Single-use plastic bags 0/5 style vest bags, bags for life are thicker
drilling for oil at one end and the fact Sixty countries have banned the — typically made from polypropylene,
that plastic products are more often single-use “vest” bag (so called an oil-based polymer, laminated and
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times2

Your weekday brain boost


More
puzzles
Pages 14-16

Every day, Monday to Thursday, a page of extra Sudoku fiendish Train Tracks
puzzles to give your brain an extended workout Lay tracks to enable the train to travel
from village A to village B. The numbers
indicate how many sections of rail go in
each row and column. There are only
Samurai medium straight rails and curved rails. The track
cannot cross itself.
Fill each grid so that every column, every row and every 3x3 box
contains the digits 1 to 9. Where the puzzles overlap, the rows and
columns do not go beyond their usual length.

Killer tricky
Fill the grid so that every column, every row and
every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 to 9. Each set of
cells joined by dotted lines must add up to the target Futoshiki
number in its top-left corner. Within each set of cells Fill the blank squares so that every row and
joined by dotted lines, a digit cannot be repeated. column contains each of the numbers 1 to 5
once only. The symbols between the squares
indicate whether a number is larger (>) or
smaller (<) than the number next to it.

Codeword
Every letter in the crossword-style grid, right, has been
substituted for a number from 1 to 26. Each letter of the alphabet
Yesterday’s SAMURAI

appears in the grid at least once. Use the letters already provided solutions
to work out the identity of further letters. Enter letters in the
main grid and the smaller reference grid until all 26 letters of the
alphabet have been accounted for. Proper nouns are excluded.

Quintagram® Suko
Solve all five cryptic clues using
each letter underneath once only
1 Knitted hose: last product? (4)

-2 Old-Republican
- - seen in church
centre (4) QUINTAGRAM
1 Sash
-3 Fish- Mike
- -leaves in drawing-room 2 Hyper
3 Rough
FUTOSHIKI CODEWORD

4 Esoteric
(5) 5 Department

-4 Working
- - title
- -same agent abused SUKO

(5,4)

-5 Where
- -hotel
- staff
- -may-work
- -in Place the numbers 1 to 9 in
confinement? (6,4) the spaces so that the SUDOKU KILLER
TRAIN TRACKS
number in each circle is
---------- equal to the sum of the four
A A A A B B C D surrounding spaces, and
each colour total is correct
E E E E E G H H
I L M N N N O O Solutions in
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television & radio

A saintly husband who cooks naughty roasties PAUL STUART/CHANNEL 4

Incidentally, expect the health submarine in the North Atlantic


Carol police to be gunning for you, Jamie.
He showed how to make the potatoes
was how much smaller and narrower
it looked than the roomy one in
Midgley crunchy and crisp by bashing them
up a bit after being parboiled (I do
this too), but tsk. In 2017 the Food
Vigil. And how much nicer and less
tetchy the crew were, although they
didn’t have Suranne Jones swishing
TV review Standards Agency closed down
another avenue of pleasure by
her hair and arresting everyone
every five minutes.
declaring that crisp roasties with the It certainly did a much better job
lovely burnt bits were a cancer risk. of conveying the foetid claustrophobia
Sigh. However, Oliver’s spuds did look within a submarine, especially when
delicious. I just hope his mum and dad the coxswain was checking those
weren’t too hungry. cramped “hot bunks” and said: “I
Do I sound jealous? Too right I could write ‘clean me’ in the dust
am. Gorgeous house, lovely children and pubes under here.” No! It
and a man who says: “I’ve made all the was described as being “a weird
Jamie Oliver: Together food for tomorrow, now I’ll put the underwater boarding school”. Good
Channel 4 kids to bed.” Is he trying for husband analogy. But where do all the smells
{{{(( of the year? A sainthood? Fair play, go? When you open the hatch is it
Oliver is excellent at explaining his like opening a can of pilchards?
Submarine little tips and quirks simply. He’s Serious respect to those men (it
Channel 5

J
{{{{( “relatable”. Well, as relatable as a was all men) who live like this for
millionaire can be. I did wonder months, their only treat being nice
amie Oliver: Together was whether he was making a few Nigella food. Until the fridge malfunctioned
based on the formerly naked double-entendres at times. “I’ve unfortunately. When that man steam-
chef making a feast for the bashed up my biscuits,” he said; and burnt his hand and had to be winched
friends and family he was seeing “make sure every bean gets tossed.” off on to a speedboat (actually a more
for the first time since lockdown. Well, I say! But I suspect wholesome exciting scene than when Jones was
“This is saying ‘I love you’ through Jamie couldn’t make a dirty joke to lowered from a helicopter in Vigil),
food,” he said. I wondered if the guests save his life. I was surprised they all weren’t all
minded that for this emotional If you bailed out of Vigil, finding it rushing out, gulping the fresh air.
reunion they had cameras in their laughable, then Submarine: Life There was a real sense of drama
faces? Or — and feel free to call me a Under the Waves was the real deal. when they detected a Russian
greedy pig — that Oliver didn’t seem What immediately struck me in this submarine twice their size, before
to have made enough food. One tray two-part documentary about HMS they had to turn back thanks to an
of potatoes for all those adults and Trenchant during a four-month engine room fire. I recommend it
children! I make that many for four. mission to protect a Trident Jamie Oliver made tomorrow’s food then put the children to bed more than the BBC series.

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Viewing Guide pessimism comes from. but also truly loved life. flirtations with other while Jude’s agonies we’re in the UK, where
Arguments about his With lots of clips from women that caused his stem from his hatred
Jack Whitehall: the highlights include
Ben Dowell supposed sexual the many Hardy film first wife, Emma, of cruelty and Travels with My a lunch at Gordon
voyeurism may also adaptations, we begin intense pain. Yet, this snobbish privilege and Father Ramsay’s Lucky Cat
Thomas Hardy: chime with with his first published film also argues, the an acute sympathy for Netflix restaurant featuring an
Fate, Exclusion contemporary readers novel, A Pair of Blue creator of Tess and ordinary people. This, The travel series that appearance by the
and Tragedy of Tess of the Eyes, which features Far from the Madding it is asserted, fed into shows the benefits of grouchy chef. They
Sky Arts/Now, 9pm d’Urbervilles. Yet this one of English Crowd’s dazzling his anger about the being a celebrity as then head to Dorset to
Anybody excellent film lets the literature’s earliest Bathsheba Everdene taboos on chastity so well as having a learn how to morris
Top who has read life and work illuminate (and most literal) clearly understood fearlessly expressed rather enchanting dance, then have a
pick Jude the each other to cliffhangers, and end and loved the opposite in Tess. Above all the relationship with a murder-mystery
Obscure will demonstrate what a with his wonderful sex. The pained poems film argues for slightly eccentric experience on Burgh
understand where complicated person poetry. Highly sexed, he wrote after Emma’s Hardy’s place as one father returns for a fifth Island. Jack’s dad,
Thomas Hardy’s Hardy was, someone he was prone to death show his of this country’s season. As with many Michael, plays the
reputation for excessive who often despaired intense, if chaste, capacity for remorse, greatest writers. TV travel shows of late, detective.

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a suburban house and must now Benjamin Wild, David discovers a An update on some of the stories of story of the girl group, from their countryside and a secretive patch of
identify bodies buried in the garden. factory owner with a history of people who were abandoned as babies, formation in the mid 1990s against the woodland, to spend the week with
Jack chooses between his brother questionable business dealings. focusing on Helen and David, who were backdrop of ladette culture through to unique character Will, 50, who could be
and the truth (4/10) (AD) See Viewing Guide (2/4) (AD) left on either side of the Irish border. their recent world tour during the time described as a true British caveman.
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Fishing Bob and Paul head to the on the major stories of the day Babatunde Aleshe, Ashley Banjo and Security A rare insight into the
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10.35 Back to Life Miri is convinced with Emily Maitlis face to face with Britain’s most
that John Boback knocked her 10.45 Coronation Street Icons: notorious killers (r)
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11.05 Ambulance North West Ambulance 11.05 Sixteen: Class of 2021 The pressure
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Service calls up military personnel to 11.10 Butterfly Drama about a separated mounts as the students approach their
help care for the public effectively as 11.15 NFL This Week Action from the couple who are reunited when their son final term at school and begin to make
the pandemic takes its toll. Narrated opening round of fixtures, including identifies as a girl, but divided over decisions about their futures and
by Christopher Eccleston (5/6) (r) Super Bowl champions Tampa Bay what is best for their child’s future. careers (3/4) (AD) 11.30 Criminals: Caught on Camera
Buccaneers travelling to Texas Starring Anna Friel (1/3) (r) (AD) Two police officers come face to face
to face Dallas Cowboys and Green Bay with a violent man (1/10) (r)
Packers v New Orleans Saints 11.55 Entertainment News on 5

12.05am Sign Zone: The City of Horses — Our 12.05am Junk and Disorderly Henry Cole and Sam 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (r) 12.00am MTV VMAs 2021 Coverage of the ceremony
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Linda and mental-health nurse Emma respond to patients 12.55 Teleshopping 3.00 FYI Extra. Short bulletin Celebrity Undercover Boss USA (r) 4.00 Autumn at giving an insight into the practices that kept his dynasty
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A House Through the factory floor. It
Spice Girls: How 1994 few could have
Ben Fogle: New thing that have
Film Billion
Time comes as no surprise Girl Power predicted that by 1997 Lives in the Wild survived) in an earth Dollar Brain
BBC2, 9pm Changed Britain Channel 5, 9pm Film4, 4.50pm
that his business they would become the lodge in East Anglia.
David Olusoga premises are eventually Channel 4, 9pm bestselling girl group Another corking Will is a fascinating This is the third in the
continues to dig into burnt down, but by If what you want, what yet. But was their “girl episode puts us in the man, but, as ever, our series of films starring
the historical records whom, Olusoga you really, really want power” mantra merely company of Will, a presenter, Ben Fogle, is Michael Caine as the
of our Headingley wonders. After that is not just a celebration a clever marketing 50-year-old “caveman” adept at digging deeper “anti-Bond” secret
home. The latest we’re on to the of all things Spice but slogan or a genuine who also calls himself a into his subject’s psyche agent Harry Palmer.
former resident is affecting story of Mary an analysis of the kick-back against the living archaeologist. and we discover that The “brain” of the title
Benjamin Wild, a and Andrew Mellish, band’s cultural impact, prevailing 1990s lad Steeped in the Stone Will was drawn to this is a supercomputer that
factory owner whose whose one-year-old then this film delivers culture, and did it have Age life, he is life because of a trauma is being used by a
methods may have child fell victim to one the goods. When five a meaningful impact researching techniques that he experienced as commie-hating, cigar-
been responsible for an of the Victorian era’s young women answered on contemporary that have vanished into a 17-year-old when his chewing Texan oil
employee getting most deadly diseases. an advertisement in feminist thinking? prehistory (stones father changed jobs. billionaire. (PG, 1967)

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Tetonor Moderate No 187 Codeword No 4380 Train Tracks No 1427

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80 189 60 324

128 36 294 24

35 248 30 101

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Lay tracks to enable the train to travel from village A to village
B. The numbers indicate how many sections of rail go in each
2 3 3 8 8 9 21 77 98 row and column. There are only straight rails and curved rails.
The track cannot cross itself.

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numbers are listed in ascending order. column, every
row and every
3x2 box contains
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the digits 1 to 6
to 26. Each letter of the alphabet appears in the grid at least once. Use the letters
already provided to work out the identity of further letters. Enter letters in the main
grid and the smaller reference grid until all 26 letters of the alphabet have been
For more puzzles, accounted for. Proper nouns are excluded. Yesterday’s solution, right

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Fill the grid


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times2 Crossword No 8696 Brain Trainer Cell Blocks No 4263

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Divide the grid

ANSWER ANSWER ANSWER


1 2 3 4
into square or
EASY 4 TREBLE 1/4
+8 x 4 – 18 HALVE +7 1/4 TREBLE rectangular
5 6 7 8 IT OF IT IT OF IT IT blocks, each
containing one
digit only. Every
block must
9 10 11 MEDIUM 82 + 1/2
OF IT
– 27 5/6
OF IT
3/4
OF IT
+ 98 DOUBLE 1/4
IT OF IT
x 5 + 71 contain the
number of cells
indicated by the
digit inside it.
12 13 14
HARDER 51
1/3 SQUARE TREBLE
IT IT
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IT
– 536 x 7 + 682
OF IT OF IT

15 16 17 18
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19 20 21 From these letters, make words of Enter each of


three or more letters, always including the numbers
the central letter. Answers must be in from 1 to 9 in
the Concise Oxford Dictionary, excluding the grid, so that
capitalised words, plurals, conjugated the six sums
22 23 verbs (past tense etc), adverbs ending work. We’ve
in LY, comparatives and superlatives. placed two
How you rate 12 words, average; numbers to get
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Each sum
Across 15 Dashboard instrument (6) Yesterday’s answers should be
5 Muddled; rotten (6) 17 Sacred water lily (5) calculated left
espy, hose, hosel, lose, lyse, oyes, peso,
to right or top
7 Short period of 19 Masticate (4) poesy, pose, posey, posh, posy, sepoy,
to bottom.
she, shoe, shop, shy, sley, sloe, slop, slope,
excitement (6) 20 Kneader of muscles (8) sly, slype, soh, sol, sole, sop, soy, spy,
9 Rise and hover in the air (8) 22 Season (6) spyhole, sylph, yes
11 Highest point of 23 Family relative (6) Please note, BODMAS does not apply
excellence (4)
12 Synthetic fabric (5) Down
Killer Moderate No 7920 Solutions
13 Pay back (money) (6) 1 Fine white clay (6)
Solution to Crossword 8695 2 Old Icelandic book (4) Quick Cryptic 1960 Codeword 4379 Kakuro 3000
SCA B B ARD L O RD 3 Over-refined (6) M M T R I
P A L A C E A S S E R T
I R O E O N E 4 Funeral fire (4) C S C I A A
GRE EN HOUS EG A S L A S T H E S I T A N T
H N F P L O S 6 Area of new building (11) R E I I I
MAG I EMO T I V E 8 Build or erect again (11) F O U R T E E N S A F E
N S R F L
C R N N R 10 Metric unit of weight (5) G I S T C A S T AWA Y
L ODGE R RO TG U T R A H C G
E O G R S
14 Moorland hills (5) A NN O UNC E T E RM
M I N I M A L B EC K 16 Game piece (6) E K A K O A
C A R E E R E RR A ND
A J A O I O S 18 Become very angry (3,3) R D L Y T Train Tracks 1426
T HUND ERS T RU CK 19 Talon (4)
I A E I E C I Sudoku 12,649 Quintagram Suko 3281
SONG HARD SH I P 21 Fly high (4)
1 Bawl
2 Grasp
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Brain Trainer
Bridge Andrew Robson Easy 15; Medium 466; Harder 2,124

Cell Blocks 4262 Set Square 3003 Lexica 6001


I could not keep away from Dealer: South, Vulnerability: Neither
Eastbourne last month. I returned Sudoku 12,650
A
for the second successive weekend Teams ♠ Q9
of face-to-face bridge, my first for ♥J C R O A K

18 months, for the English Bridge ♦A KQ J 8 4 Killer Tough No 7921 T S S


♣A 10 6 2
Union Summer Festival Teams. ♠ AJ10876543 N ♠- C H I P

I won’t lie. The numbers were ♥K W E ♥Q 8 3 Z O O U


disappointing, down from about ♦3 2 S ♦9 7 6 5 D A R N
100 or more teams in 2019 (there ♣4 ♠ K2 ♣K 9 8 7 5 3
were some 300 teams 20 years ♥ A 10 9 7 6 5 4 2 Futoshiki 4041 KenKen 5371 Lexica 6002
ago) to a mere 20 this year. The ♦10
atmosphere was special though — ♣Q J W F
a bond between those who value Sudoku 12,651
holding bits of reinforced card- S(AR) W N(Lawrence) E T I G E R

board in their paws rather than 1♥ (1) 4♠ Dbl(2) Pass D G W


playing the digital version forced 5♥ (3) Pass 6♦(4) Pass
6♥ (5) End
R E G R E T
upon us by obvious circumstances.
E L R
I’d arrived in my usual manner, (1) I don’t like pre-empting holding ace-high
by bicycle (assisted by a strong tail- suits: you have good defence if partner is W E E P

wind). Talking of a strong tailwind, short. Give me ♥ KQJxxxxx and I’d have
take this piece of monstrous luck opened 4♥ in a jiffy. Chess — Winning Move Word watch
for your columnist in a first-time (2) Card-showing — not pure penalties as
partnership with the talented you are unlikely to have say ♠ KJ10x — and 1 Qd8+! leads to a beautiful Ponask (a) To cook on a spit
a very mature choice in my opinion. Partner coordination of White’s rook over an open fire (OED)
young Oliver Lawrence. and bishop: 1 ... Kxd8 2 Bg5+ Renay (a) One who disowns a
will generally remove the double holding a Killer 7918
West had so many spades (count Kc7 (the other finish is 2 ... Ke8 country or belief system (Collins)
singleton spade; if partner passes (because 3 Rd8 mate) 3 Bd8 mate Deoch-an-doruis (c) A parting
them, there are nine) that he did he has two low spades), you are probably drink (Chambers)
not expect the ace to survive, best defending, perhaps unable to make a
instead trying his singleton club. It Five-level contract.
was an unlucky choice, for it was (3) I seriously considered passing — as ace-
West’s partner who was void, and empty (of hearts) is such a defensive hold-
could have ruffed a second spade, ing. However, I had four more hearts than I
with the defence also coming to a might have had, and could not resist.
heart trick. Two down — indeed (4) Now partner rates to have a spade con-
teammates Patrick Lawrence and trol, North is prepared to chance slam,
David Barker defeated 5♥ by this rather than pass 5♥ and play to land on a Quiz
route at the other table. pinhead at the Five-level. As with standard Sudoku, fill the grid so that every column, Killer 7919
The tall declarer rose with the (5) Partner did not bid 5♦ over 4♠ , so every row and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 to 9. Each set 1 Germany 2 Decompression sickness 3 Tintin
ace of clubs and led the jack of there must be some element of choice here. of cells joined by dotted lines must add up to the target number 4 Brewer 5 Pamela Anderson 6 Ethics 7 Anthony
hearts to the ace, felling West’s I nervously repeated my ace-empty suit in its top-left corner. Within each set of cells joined by dotted Eden 8 Hedy Lamarr 9 Coventry 10 Lombardy
again and hoped not to get doubled. lines, a digit cannot be repeated. 11 Andrew O’Hagan 12 Dunbar 13 Yemi Alade
bare king. He started cashing
dummy’s diamonds and was Contract: 6♥ , Opening Lead: ♣4 14 Hideki Matsuyama. He won the 2021 Masters
delighted when East had to follow Cluelines Stuck on Sudoku, Killer or KenKen? Call 0901 293 15 Pangolin or scaly anteater
to four rounds, enabling declarer — slam made. Extremely fortu- 6263 before midnight to receive four clues for any of today’s
to dispose of his three black cards. nate, I’d say. puzzles. Calls cost £1 plus your telephone company’s network
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Word watch Sudoku Mild No 12,652 Difficult No 12,653 Super fiendish No 12,654
David Parfitt

Ponask
a To cook on a spit over
an open fire
b A card game using
two packs
c A slender dagger

Renay
a One who disowns a
country or belief system
b A café owner
c To give birth again

Deoch-an-doruis
a Wet and dreary
b A Highland dance
c A parting drink
Answers on page 15

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Fill the grid so that every column, every row and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 to 9.

The Times Daily Quiz Olav Bjortomt Suko No 3281

1 The Weimar Republic Sanpellegrino SpA, is in


was which country’s which Italian region?
government from 1919
to 1933? 11 Which Scottish
novelist wrote Our Fathers
2 Which “sickness” is (1999), Be Near Me (2006)
also known as generalised and Mayflies (2020)?
barotrauma or the bends?
12 The first major battle
3 In 1929, Hergé of the 1650 invasion of
introduced which Scotland took place
teenage reporter near which town on
in issue 11 of the September 3?
newspaper supplement
Le Petit Vingtième? 15 13 Which Nigerian
Afropop singer had an
4 Officially founded in “the principles of made her US film debut international hit with
1698, the Faversham- conduct governing an in Algiers (1938)? the 2014 single Johnny?
based Shepherd Neame individual or a group”?
is Britain’s oldest what? 9 Earlsdon, Holbrooks, 14 Who is the only
7 Which Conservative Spon End and Wyken Japanese golfer to have
5 In the film Borat, prime minister was the are suburbs of which won a men’s major golf Place the numbers 1 to 9 in the spaces so
the titular Kazakh TV MP for Warwick and West Midlands city on championship? that the number in each circle is equal to
journalist tried to kidnap Leamington from 1923 the river Sherbourne? the sum of the four surrounding spaces,
which Baywatch star? to 1957? 15 Which type of and each colour total is correct
10 San Pellegrino mammal in the family
6 What is defined by 8 Playing Gaby, which Terme, home of the Manidae is pictured? For interactive puzzles visit
Merriam-Webster as Austrian-born actress beverage company Answers on page 15 thetimes.co.uk

The Times Quick Cryptic No 1961 by Mara

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Across 3 Land: uphill track into


1 Card put back inside promontory (7)
uppermost part of boot (6) 4 Greek character is beginning
5 Tell class about Spanish article to perk up (3)
8
(6) 5 Correct a method immediately
8 Dairy product beating the very (5,4)
best (8,5) 6 Shielded by poplar, chestnut
9 Language in Jaipur, Dutch! (4) tree (5)
10 Cricketer’s ability contagious 7 Aintree discombobulated colt
9 10 (8) (7)
11 This crossword setter tore off 10 Motor race, blooming thing (9)
— a streaker? (6) 12 Selfish activity got pier
13 Every bit invested in liquid — destroyed (3,4)
11 12 13 14 there’s money in it (6) 14 US president in English city (7)
15 One playing with toys, liar (8) 16 Picture one before game,
17 Charming French city (4) excited (5)
19 Critical moment taking in 18 Vessel, one empty — small
15 16 17 18 probe that’s malfunctioning boat (5)
(8,5) 20 Chewing the fat, all finally
21 Organ observed filled with understand (3)
pulp, oddly (6)
19 20 22 Note Pavarotti possibly heard?
(6)

Down
2 Different order that has
21 22
evidently reversed, first of all
(5) Yesterday’s solution on page 15

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