once upon a time

don wan and his wife NAMONGAN live in

Nalbuwan
now part of the onion in the northern
part of the philippines don juan
left his wife and went to the mountain
in order to
punish a group of his ignorant enemies
but they didn't know that his wife is
already pregnant

while he was away his son LAM-ANG

was born as soon as the boy popped up
he spoke and asked that he would be
given the name LAM-ANG
he also asked his mother where his
father was

after nine months decided he would go

and look for his father

during
his exhausting journey he decided
to rest for a while he fell asleep
had a dream about his father’s head being stuck on a pole by the Igorot
and was furious when he learned what
happened to his father

he rushed to the village and killed them

all
except for one whom he let go so that he
could tell the other people about
LAM-ANG’S
Greatness [/FURY]

upon returning to NALBUAN

he was bathed by the woman in the
amburayan river
all the fish died because of the dirt
and other from them aung's body

there was a young woman named

INNES KANNOYAN whom Lam-ang wanted to woo

he brought along his rooster and his

great dog to visit him
on the way his enemies SUMARANG
another suitor of INES [LIVED IN CALANUTIAN]

HE defeated sumarang in one strike

ang found the house of a nest surrounded
by many suitors
all of whom were trying to catch her
attention

-SEES THE LOTS OF PIPOL-

he had his rooster coat which caused a
nearby house to fall
this made INES look out he had his dog
boy
and in an instant the fallen house blows
up

PARENTS SO WHAT HAPPENED

LAM ANG GOES I WANNA MARRY THIS WOMAN
THEY AGREE
YOU ARE A HERO! A HERO! A HERO!
AND THIS HERO RIGHT HERE MAY TAKE THE HAND OF MY DAUHTER
HOORAY or some shit like that

the biggest day of them and the nest

happened on their wedding
it was a tradition that a newly married
man would swim in the river
to get the rainfish

unfortunately
lampang dives straight into the mouth of
the water monster BERKAKAN

marcos opened the stomach of the water

monster buRKAKAN
he gets LAM-ANG’S bone WITH A PIECE OF CLOTH

HIS ROOSTER CROWED AND HIS DOG BARKED

BONES STARTED MOVING

INES REACTION
INSERT SAGE’S RESU

INSERT VALORRANT LINE AFTER REVIVAL

I AM BACK MY LOVE
PEOPLE[ALL]: HE’S BACK??
HE’S BAAACCKK!!~

NONE CAN DEFEAT I,

NOR CAN THEY SEPARATE ME FROM MY LOVE
PEOPLE[ALL]:AWW

he lived happily ever after with his white

booster and gray dog
people: oh how we wish someone was as invulnerable of a hero like hiiiim