List of Quotes

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[All of these quotes were said by fictional characters and don’t reflect the creators
playing them!]

Bad

"If I get to be with my best friend, then I don't care, okay? I don't care."

"Let the space between the Badlands be total chaos. That's got nothing to do with
us. Manburg? Pogtopia? Who cares!"

Dream

"We will BURN DOWN your houses, we will KILL everything inside your walls, and
we will TAKE BACK the land that is rightfully ours, if you do not surrender."

"I wanna see WHITE FLAGS! WHITE FLAGS, OUTSIDE YOUR BASE, BY
TOMORROW, AT DAWN, OR YOU ARE DEAD!"

"What do you think gives you power? Is it your crown? Is it the fact that you're king?"

"If respect is the only thing protecting you from a knife in the back, respect is nothing,
right?"

"My plan is that there's no Manberg, there's no L'Manberg, there's no Pogtopia,

there's just Dream SMP and there's Dream SMP everywhere. And that's been my
plan since the very beginning."

"Remember where your power comes from. Because it doesn't come from a pretty
little crown – it comes from an axe and a shield."

"L'Manberg can be independent... But L'Manberg can't be free."

"I don't give a FUCK about Spirit, okay?! I don't give a fuck about anything, actually! I
care about your discs. I care more about your discs than you do!"

"DON'T TRY AND THREATEN ME! I don't CARE! I've lost ALL care for ANYTHING
on this server!"

"You're like a little annoying bug in my room, and it's- You piss me off! So I take you,
and I put you outside. And that's what I did. And now I'm just making sure you stay
outside."

"Tommy, I'm not done with you. L'Manberg's story is over, but our story isn't over. I
don't think it'll ever be over. You're too fun."

"Tubbo thought I was his friend, Tommy. What an idiot, right? He thought I was his
friend. You thought I was your friend. You both thought I was your friend."

"I could've just let you walk away but no, I'm toying with you. I'm playing with my
food. That's the fun in it!"

"Tommy, you're powerless, okay? I can kill Tubbo. I could kill you if I wanted to. But I
won't. But I can kill Tubbo. For the first time I was trying for ten seconds, and he was
pleading in a corner, Tommy."

"The cause of all the war, of everything... was attachment. Your attachment to the
discs, to Henry, to pets, to friends, to land, to countries, to items... It took me a long
time to realize how important attachment was. But when I did... it made me stronger."

"I cut my attachment. I blew up my house, I lost my friends, I lost my items, lost my
crossbow... everything that was important to me. I cut everything, 'cause that's what
gave people power over each other."

"So I can control the server if I have everything that everybody cares about! That
everybody's EVER cared about! I can control everything, alright? I can turn the
server back to what it USED to be."
"Evil is... you know, in the eye of the beholder."

"If I can control the things that people are attached to, then I can control the server
again! Because this isn't Tommy SMP, or Tubbo SMP, THIS IS DREAM SMP!"

"Tommy, you wanna be a hero, right? And every hero needs an origin story."

"Well, everybody thinks they're right from their perspective."

"That's the Tommy I know."

"I just wanted to bring the server together. Have it be... a happy family."

"We can bond! We can talk, just like old times, right? Stuck together… y'know, just
like exile…"

"We're gonna have lots of fun! Do you remember how much fun we had together,
Tommy? Do you remember how much fun we had?! We're having lots of fun in here
for a WHOLE WEEK!"

"I will get out, and when I do… I'll get my revenge."

"Even when I'm in here, I'm more powerful than you are when you're outside."

Eret

"This is the final control room, where it all happens."

"Those who've been given power hold onto it."

Foolish

"I might be a Totem of the Undying, but in the past, I have been a Totem of Death."
"Have you ever felt the taste of lightning?"

"I guess there's some meaning behind my name. I think it applies not just to me
though, either. I think it applies to most creatures."

Fundy

"The only way to beat fire is with a shit ton more fire."

"Wilbur's just a founder, and I was born here, and nothing else. That's literally
everything there is to it."

"I have decided to infiltrate Schlatt's regime. His actions and beliefs are the polar
opposite of what I stand for, and I must put a stop to this. Instead of forming a
revolution, I will break it down from the inside..."

"You had a dream and I followed it, but you brought it downhill, everything, you
ruined it!"

"If gods can bleed, gods can die."

"I miss him. As much as he was a crazy motherfucker who blew up Manberg, he was
my dad."

"You were there for me for a very, very long time. And then when I needed you the
most, you skedaddled the fuck out of my life, and died."

"Every single time something serious comes up, you evade it. You just avoid
everything. You run away from any serious consequence that might come through
your actions. You walk away from it! You just smile throughout everything!"

"If I can't make people smile, I'll make them cry."

"At first I cared, I did! He blew up the nation that I was born in and I felt affected by it,
because I didn't know better. I thought the nation was everything we had. I thought
the nation… was our home."

"On the Dream SMP, there isn't a home for us."

"When Wilbur was on that goddamn podium… and he was about to elect a new
president… stared through my eyes. He didn't even blink. He looked at me – and
looked away."

"It's exciting making people lose progress! You know, I would know! I would know."

"They're toying with me. They're actually- everyone is toying with me, THEY ARE
ALWAYS TOYING WITH ME! EVERYONE IS! I'm always being played with!"

"And then everyone is gonna appear out of a bush and they're gonna be like
‘Surprise!’ and I'm gonna be like 'You guys! You're always pranking me... but you've
always been there for me, every single time... except sometimes... when I needed
you the most…'"

"I just go to bed, and then I wake up, and none of this ever happened... and we're
gonna go back to my old life, where I have fun, and join parties, and join groups, and
only see them disappear in front of my eyes as I start to get attached to them…"

"What if he's just... completely different? What if he's not the same dad that used to
care about me? The same person that raised me on the grounds of L'Manberg when
it still stood mighty and glorious?"

Ghostbur

"How bad was I, Phil? How awful of a person was I?",

"Fundy needs a dad. For sure. And I need to make up for what I did."
"Why don't we pretend I'm Alivebur? You can pretend I'm alive still, and that I can
still- taste things, and see things, and feel things… and then we can go and make a
new nation!"

"Wilbur didn't get a funeral..."

"So I thought, what does Tommy like? His favourite thing in the whole wide world – is
Tubbo!"

"I know you really like Tubbo. And I know you really miss him. So I went out of my
way and I made you this. It basically points you in the direction of Tubbo, at all times!
So no matter where you are on this bitch of an earth, you’ll know exactly where
Tubbo is."

"I know you've been sad, right? You've been having a rough time with yourself and
the idea that you've done something wrong. I just want to let you know that it's okay."

"No matter where Tommy is, you'll both be able to look at the compass, and you'll
both know they're pointing at each other, wherever you are in the world!"

"I didn't even know we were fighting…"

"But I- I gave friend to Phil to look after… and Dream found me friend… and
Technoblade, he said we were friends… see, people wouldn't lie about that, would
they?"

"You knew friend was in your house… YOU KNEW FRIEND WAS IN YOUR HOUSE!
YOU KNEW! STOP! STOP! You knew friend was in your house! You knew
everything everyone owned was in this town!"

"Look what you've done! How can you look at this and still see yourself as a hero?!
Sending a message, Phil, sending a message?"

"I built this town, just like I built Logstedshire, and I've watched them both blow up."
"So you make me suffer? I don't know what Alivebur did, and I'm really trying to
remember... But I know what I did. I just wrote books! I built... remember the lanterns
we used to make?"

"I sowed the seeds of peace, and yet I'm the one who pays for war."

"I know I'm forgetful, I know I'm an amnesiac and I know I'm the comic relief in all
your stories, but I STILL FEEL THIS, I still FEEL things! And I try my best to make
sure no-one else feels it!"

"He did it because he needed to teach me a lesson - but I don't know what the
lesson was!"

"Are you saying the Dream SMP is full of unreliable narrators?"

"'Goodbye, rest in peace, not!' is what they said. And here I am, not resting in
peace."

"I'm not him, I'm not Wilbur, I've never been Wilbur!"

"When I look at this crater, I don't see- I don't see somewhere that Ghostbur made
better, I see somewhere that... that is owned by weakness. Eret, I'm not a strong
man. I'm not a strong man."

"Do it, Phil, Phil, do it, I don't wanna look. I'll just- I'll hold my blue, and you just... You
just put the sword through my chest, right where the scar is that hurts, and I'll... I'll be
back. And the world can be strong again."

"A villain is just a hero you haven't convinced yet!"

"Tommy, I need to ask you- promise- you promise me they're not gonna try and...
and revive me, right?"
"You promised I'd be okay... you said I wouldn't have to lie! Tommy, you said it'd be
okay!"

Jack

"Be worse than the people who hurt us, to the people who hurt us."

"I think it's our turn in the spotlight."

"Did I really do something this bad, I just got sucked straight down to the depths of
HELL?!"

"I lost everything again… trying to protect a nation I'm not even part of!"

"Aside from all the trauma of dying, there's no long-lasting effects. Apart from… the
memories of hell. Which still put my soul in a state of unease."

"The day he died, the day he was killed by Dream, was not the day I should've
grieved. I lost my friend a long, long time ago."

"I no longer wish to start again. I am now going to KILL… the VERMIN… that is
TommyInnit. Because TommyInnit is not my friend, and he hasn't been for a very
long time. He died a long time ago."

"Dream didn’t bring back my friend with that book. He brought back a monster."

"He shows back up, all revived and shit… but we've been there, right? We've had
'friends' revived, y'know? They don't come back and redeem themselves, we've seen
that, but all of a sudden Wil comes back and he does? And he's nice and he actually,
genuinely seems to care?"
"My whole world's just been flipped upside down, I wasn't expecting people to be
sorry for what they did… Kinda throws out my whole 'wanting to get everyone back'
thing!"

"I miss L'Manberg. It was just a lot easier when we were all friends. I mean, there
was enemies, sure, but we fought them together. Everyone feels so distant now."

"My whole time on this server I've been doing things for other people. Fighting other
people's wars. Keeping up hotels and pubs people can go to so they can have
places to go and stay. And even at the worst of it, trying to kill someone else and
fighting only for them."

"I've never done anything for me. Anything at all! And I said running the hotel was for
me, but... look where that got me. In a room for eighty days with cobwebs and a big
crate of cider from the bar I didn't finish."

"Fuck it! I'm not dealing with anyone else anymore. The Dream SMP? I'm gonna go
off to start my own thing. We're gonna call this the Dream SSP. Survival
Singleplayer."

Niki

"Dear Friend. I hope this letter will find you well. By the time you will receive it, I will
be long gone. So don't come looking for me."

"You know what they say about a woman who has nothing left to lose."

"It's a vicious cycle. Fighting over the same place, all the time. It's being blown up
again. And again. And again. You know what I call that? Insanity. I don't wanna go
insane."

"This is not L'Manberg, we are not living in L'Manberg. L'Manberg is dead, and it has
been dead for weeks."
"It's the memories, I have to get rid of the memories, L'Manberg is gone! Wilbur's not
here, he's gone, he's- he left me, he betrayed me, he's NOT HERE."

"Goodbye, L'Manberg. You were a true friend."

"We walk behind them, slowly and carefully and quietly, because they will ignore us
all the time! But we wanna be part! We're like little puppies, aren't we? We're like
little puppies! Just walking and walking, trying to follow them, but they're never going
to see us!"

"I started baking again!"

"I want to see it. I want to see the last place where I saw you dead and alive. I want
to see the house that we once built. The home where our friends lived. Everything
you abandoned. Because YOU had to be in power. Because YOU had to destroy it."

"All you want is what you can't have. And when you have everything, what will you
fight for?"

Philza

"Things, buildings, they can be replaced! People can't be replaced. I'm not losing
anyone else... I'm not losing anyone else. Not to this bullshit."

"You couldn’t just win! You had to just- throw your toys out the pram!"

"The day after the incident. I felt cold, guilty, torn apart from the inside. I remember
leaving after battle, many perished. This new place is very nice, though empty of all
life. I like the ice. it reminds me of something from a long time ago."

Puffy

"YOU'VE TAKEN MY KINDNESS FOR WEAKNESS, ANTFROST!"

"Everybody on this server has a dark side. Whether they like to think it or not,
whether it's been shown yet, whether it's been revealed, everybody! Including me,
including the 'mother', the 'protector' of this server, even me! Cause I could be worse
than all of them!"

"Never would I have thought that I would've been the one to swing the axe, to kill
somebody, to draw blood, to end a life, it would've never ever been me! If I would've
bet it all, I would've bet it against any odds when I first joined and it is me! And I'd do
it again."

"Trust is what separates strangers from friends, from security, to… vulnerability.",

Quackity

"Would it be worth singing the anthem one last time?"

"Good luck in whatever you're going to do. And I'll make sure to get in your way."

"This is an empty shell. It looks beautiful from the outside, but on the inside… it's
decaying. It's gonna disappear in time, and… no one is really gonna remember it.
And you know what this build reminds me of, Foolish? It reminds me of you."

"I was behind those walls and I could've saved you. And I didn't. I watched you die. I
watched you die, Foolish."

"Your legacy is gone – and I've taken it from you. That's the last piece of evidence
that you were ever here. That's it. And you die along with it. You die along with it!
YOU DIE ALONG WITH IT, PURPLED!"

"Do you see how the sand and the winds slowly deteriorate the structure that we
stand upon right now? That's what's gonna happen to you. But it's not gonna be
sand and wind, it's going to be time."
"Wilbur… my nation will not be subject to your unpredictability."

"Congratulations on the opening ceremony of your new, soon-to-fail country."

"At the end of the day, scars fade away."

Ranboo

"How do you choose people if everyone's against you?"

"No one's correct here, no one's correct at all! No one's right, everyone's wrong!
Even me! I'm also wrong..."

"You were able to put on a brave face before, you were able to lie before, so why did
you show your true emotions, you know that never works!"

"I'm the only one in control of me."

"I'm sorry that whoever I am friends with doesn't correlate with whatever country
you're affiliated with this week!"

"So you've come here to my panic room, now..."

"Why do they care so much about their home, why don't they care about people?
They just care about their builds that took them so long instead of the friendships
that took them even longer, why does that matter?"

"Goodbye, L'Manberg. You were never a good idea to begin with. But at least you
tried."

"We can all be a big, happy family again."

"I can't cry. I can't show my emotions to much, or else the scars will just become
deeper. The scars on my cheeks from my... poisonous tears."

"My own biology prevents me from crying. So then why am I the person that wants to
cry the most?"

"So here, Tommy… have a flower.\n… There's no one there to pick it up anymore."

"He can bring back the villains in this story… and they were supposed to be written
out."

"I need to be put in the prison, Sam. Please... I need to be put in the prison. I do,
Sam, BECAUSE- because you don't know what Dr- ... I can't tell you why, but I just
need you to trust me, please, Sam, put me in the prison. No, I mean- as an INMATE,
Sam!"

"I can't tell you. I can't tell anyone. I- I don't know anymore, Sam... but... please,
Sam, please, please, I'm begging you, please, Sam, just put me in the prison,
please. Please just put me in the prison, Sam. Put me IN THE PRISON, SAM!"

"I shouldn't have DONE ANYTHING! Cause it was fine! But then my curiosity got the
best of me, and now there are so many reasons... that I don't wanna know, I don't
wanna remember anymore! But- I've opened up Pandora's Box..."

"The one thing that can give me answers... is myself."

"What the hell did you do?"

Sam

"The prison is extremely secure, Tommy."

"I'm not gonna lock an innocent person into the prison. You haven't done anything
wrong, Ranboo..."

"I know that you're a good person on the inside, Ranboo. You haven't done anything
wrong. Someone who's done something wrong doesn't come begging to be locked in
the prison."

"I could take something far, far worse than a canon life if I wanted… maybe… maybe
I'll just take one of your arms."

Sapnap

"Dream, if you try and break out early… you only have one life left, okay? And… I
don't think it's gonna be Tommy, it's not gonna be Techno. If you break out of this
prison, it's gonna be me who takes your final life."

"You can talk to me, y'know? Once upon a time we were, y'know, best friends."

"You want me to pass a message to Ranboo for you? What message?

… Just a smile?"

Schlatt

"Well... That was pretty easy. Y'know what I said, the day I got unbanned from the
Dream SMP? ... I said things are gonna change."

"I looked every citizen of L'Manberg in the eyes and I said 'You listen to me... This
place will be a lot different tomorrow.'"

"My first decree, as the President of L'Manberg... The EMPEROR, of this GREAT
COUNTRY! IS TO REVOKE! THE CITIZENSHIP OF WILBUR SOOT AND
TOMMYINNIT! GET 'EM OUTTA HERE!"
"Tubbo, Tubbo... I know what you've been up to."

"I'd rather rule alone than with you."

"Yeah, yeah, Loverboy, I've had enough out of your mouth."

"\"You know if I die, this country goes down with me."

Slime

"I'll make sure you never turn to dust, Quackity from Las Nevadas!"

"What does it all mean? To be alive? To feel? This never-ending puzzle… this
winding road… can I truly gloop on it forever? What is it to frown? What is it to
smile?"

Technoblade

"I want to leave a smoking crater from which not only will Manburg never recover, but
from which no new country can rise in its place. History will FORGET that a country
ever existed in this area."

"Tubbo, I'm sorry. I'll make it as painless and colorful as possible."

"Tommy, the thing is, you're using words... but the thing about this world, Tommy, is
that the only universal language is violence. And we've had that conversation. We've
spoken that language. In the pit."

"It's over, Tommy. Onto a new day. A new plot to destroy Manburg."

"But the thing about this world, Tommy... is that good things don't happen to heroes."

"Do you want to be a hero, Tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE!"

"Those that have treated me with kindness, I will repay that kindness tenfold – And
those that treat me with injustice, that use me, that hunt me down, that hurt my
friends... I shall repay that injustice a thousand times over."

"For you the world, Phil."

"I'm giving up on my violent ways, but if you ever need me, Phil... I will fight for you. I
will do whatever it takes to help you."

"You think death can stop me, Quackity?"

"I have a pickaxe, and I'LL PUT IT THROUGH YOUR TEETH!"

"WELCOME HOME, THESEUS!"

"Well, that's gonna be a bit of a problem, Dream. Because this guy's with me."

"DON'T SPEAK TO ME OF LOYALTY!"

"I AM A PERSON!"

Tommy

"Eret, listen to me, and I mean this in the nicest way possible: You fucked up."

"And I hate to say it to you, but there’s one thing I have that you'll never, ever, ever
have…\nI have the Blade."

"Wilbur, you're being reckless, you're not being the man that came in as president. If
this is what you think will let us recover L'Manberg, then I'll go along with it, but I
don't agree with it, okay? This isn't the right thing to do, this isn't the moral thing to
do."
"Wilbur… after all you've been through, I know you had your points where we
thought that you were gonna blow this- you go on about your Chekhov’s fuckin' gun,
I know that… that was all just talk, now!"

"It looks like we won! And I never thought I'd say this, but even after the hardships,
the tyranny we've been through… Wilbur. Tubbo. After everything… it was meant to
be!"

"There's one line that rings through my head as I sleep, of Wilbur saying 'Tommy!
Let's be the bad guys!' and I don't- I don't want to be the bad guys!"

"If they don't matter... If you have no attachment to things... if nothing matters, then...
Why does any of- ANY of this matter at all?"

"Music! It's like a person, but they're not here!"

"I said I was sorry… I meant it…"

"He wasn't here to be my friend. He said it. He was just here so he... he was just
here so he could watch me!"

"And you know what, Dream? I think you're scared of me."

"The discs were worth more than you ever were!"

"If this is what I've become, then I don't want to be me anymore."

"Every time I ask you how you're feeling – 'concerned' or 'okay' – c'mon man, please
just tell me how you're feeling, this is it! If you don't tell me how you're feeling now,
we don't have any other time after this. Please just tell me. How are you? Cause I
care, man."

"We've had a really good time. I know I haven't always been the best, but… thank
you for sticking with me. Thank you. For everything."
"Tubbo. Even though I've always regarded you as my sidekick, Tubbo, I was- I was
your sidekick. Please don't go..."

"You told me I'm too important to kill. Even now. You're not gonna fucking kill me. You
don't have the guts."

"You're gonna kill me? Then your server won't be fun anymore, you said it yourself.
Turns out, I actually had all the power over you all along, I just didn't know it."

"Let's make Wilbur proud."

"Oh yeah, Dream did it, but he blamed it on me, didn't he? So I just got used to
taking the blame."

"He's in prison, he's locked away, I wanna start living my life! Because I haven't lived
my life since the start of this SMP!"

"I don't know if you noticed this, but every traumatic place ever has been made out of
blackstone..."

"And you promised me he's gonna be in here forever, right? He's gonna be in here
forever, right? Sam?"

"Dream is merely just a reminder of my past. And it wasn't such a nice past."

"I don't think I like who I am when I'm around Dream."

"I can't go near plains biomes now without getting a little trembly in the fingers!"

"When I'm around you my brain feels like I'm fuckin' conditioned to be your friend,
but also when I have a knife, I wanna just plunge it into your heart, man!"

"You ruined my past, Dream, but you will not ruin my future."
"Dream, it hasn't been an honor knowing you, but it will be an honor forgetting you."

"You know I don't deal well in… close quarters situations for a long time, Sam… you
remember when you visited me in exile, Sam? This is worse than that. Let me out. I
don't like this. Let. Me. Out. Sam."

"And that's what happens when you love something."

"Listen to this, fucking engrave this on you, write this into your arms, Dream: You.
Don't. Have. Me. You'll NEVER have me! We don't have each other, alright?!"

"No, please, keep talking about Solitaire… Wil?"

"Death was- it felt like my body was... taken apart and put back together again."

"It felt like I was put through a shredder, but there was no blood, there was no flesh,
it was just essence. Like a powder. And I was put through it, and then I came out and
then I was in a long hole, a tunnel of black and void and- not even black, just
colourless."

"Dream. Listen to me. The things I saw, the things he talked about, the things he said
he will do… do NOT- promise me- never, EVER- LOOK AT ME- NEVER bring back
Wilbur. PLEASE."

"He is so different, and he is fucking powerful. And you know how he molds me like a
piece of clay... I don't want him to come back."

"Don't fucking tell me to shut up, alright?! You let me DIE in that prison, Sam, you
shit fuckin' warden! You go over there and kill him yourself!"

"One, two, three, we're not gonna die.

Four, five, it's fine, it's okay.
Six, think of the blue.
Seven, eight, nine, ten. It's gonna be okay."
"Wil, you didn't get a grave. This is just what you left behind."

"Oh, if you want a tour, I'm gonna give you the best damn tour of my life and then I'm
gonna never speak to you again, I'm gonna lock you in a cell and I'm gonna fuckin'…
feed you spit!"

"He's a good man. You know, I often give him a lot of shit and pretend I don't like
him, cause he has a… peculiar relationship with Tubbo, but he's… he's a very good
man! And I've stuck out for him because I see potential in him, alright?"

"You make me feel like a ghost, Wilbur! When YOU should be the ghost!"

"You get in people's heads, Wil! You're like a little caterpillar, you go in through their
ear, and then you hatch a butterfly. And before you know it, your brain's just colours,
and flying, and then you're making the wrong decisions."

"He blew up L'Manberg and shattered it into a million pieces. Now Wilbur, he was a
good man– he IS a good man, deep inside him! Alright? He's been a good man deep
inside him. But he's been a bad guy for a very, very long time."

"And I know that there's still good in him, there's still good in everyone, really. Even if
they are all assholes, and wankers..."

"What this is gonna be about isn't giving him a second chance, isn't giving him a third
chance, it's not about chances! It's about making sure you don't give up on the
people you care about."

"If you ever care about someone, do not give up on them. Don't give up on people,
alright? Cause that's how you lose."

"Before, it was us fighting the bad guys, and it was all so clear! But it's not been clear
for so long! It wasn't 'these are the bad guys, these are the good guys', now it's 'he's
doing this and that makes him a bit worse' – It all got so fucking complicated!"
"I can fend for myself! You weren't here for a long time."

"I prioritized the wrong things, I put… I put revenge over humanity, humaneness. I
guess all I'm seeking now is just someone that's gonna be honest with me, and a
place where I can… feel safe."

Tubbo

"Our people have been beaten down by rulers and dictators for so long, now we are
finally free. Free to elect who we want, free to live how we want and most
importantly, free to go wherever we want without the CONFINES of those huge black
walls."

"Now let the festival begin!"

"Wilbur said he wasn't gonna hurt me!"

"As long as I can’t be the next Schlatt, you can't be the next Wilbur."

"You had one job, you couldn't do one thing for me, you couldn't do one! Just one
thing, and it was for your own good!"

"THE DISCS DON'T MATTER, TOMMY!"

"So, you know what, if the roles were reversed as you said, yeah. Yeah, you
probably wouldn't exile me because I would've actually listened to you and done
what you said, and maybe had a couple ounces of respect! You messed this up for
no one but yourself. Selfish."

"Tommy. I am... I am so, so sorry. Dream, I've come to the decision... that it'll be best
for the nation, the most logical thing to do, for Tommy to be... Exiled. From
L'Manberg."
"War is not the best for this nation! NOTHING involving any kind of conflict is the
best for this nation! You guys are thinking emotionally, irrationally! You need to think
logically! There's more than just us four that live here!"

"BE QUIET! You've undermined my authority from the get-go! All of you, NO-ONE
here has respected me, you all jump on these merry little bandwagons of
destruction! You definitely do not have the best interests of this nation at heart."

"Dream, please detain and escort Tommy out of my country."

"Hey, Big Q... look what I found!"

"This is just gonna be history repeating itself! HE decorated the festival. He will be
MURDERED in his own decorations. Doesn’t that sound familiar? Do you realize that
maybe this has happened under someone else's administration, someone who we
swore to never be like?"

"If you execute Ranboo, Big Q… that'll be treason."

"If we both die, then no one will know what happened today. And if no one knows
what happened today, then there's honestly no point. If we both die, it would all be
for nothing. Everything would be for nothing."

"Tommy, keep the disc, I'm fine! I've done enough in my life, I've done enough! I've
done enough, it's fine, keep the disc!"

"We had some laughs! It was fun. All good things must come to an end eventually. I
just didn't think that this would be my… my coming to an end, if you will."

"He described me as a pawn. This is checkmate."

"We said our goodbyes already, at the start."

"This is the end. I suggest you resign."

"They built this big obsidian contraption overnight, I couldn't even see it coming, and
they… rained TNT for days."

"I feel lost without L'Manberg… all my core beliefs, everything died with it. I have no
purpose anymore."

"You know I still have dreams, right? Of the explosion… and– and of the fireworks…
I still vividly see all of it. Every. Day. It hurts. It hurts a lot, Wilbur."

Wilbur

"Independence or death. If we get no revolution, then we want nothing. We would

rather die than give in to you and join your SMP."

"How about this, Tommy: We hold an election, we don't tell anyone else that we're
holding an election, we shut the ballot when it's only me as president and you as vice
president running, so when the vote comes, they have to vote for us!"

"If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIIIT.",
"I know you trust him, Tommy. I can tell, because... He's your Tubbo! Tubbox! Tubbo
in a box! Remember that? Remember Tubbo in a box? ... Tommy?"

"L'MANBERG, MY UNFINISHED SYMPHONY! My great unfinished symphony..."

"Tommy, look at me. Be careful. The wound is fresh, the area is hot, they're looking
for you."

"My son is tearing down the walls in front of me! The walls I built to keep him safe!"

"I am a slow-burning fuse. I am a long, slow-burning fuse, but I'm telling you now,
over the next couple weeks, I... I'm gonna be a different man than the one Jschlatt
crossed. I can feel it."
"Have you not noticed?! Everyone who's claiming to be on our side, they're lying to
us! Tubbo?! He's lying to you, man! He would drop us at the SECOND he realizes
we're not in the lead anymore!"

"Me and you, we both agree we're right. We're in the right here, aren't we? Then let's
be the bad guys."

"Let's blow that motherfucker to smithereens."

"I know you're scared, Tommy, I understand you're scared. And it's scary! It's scary,
Tommy, but y'know what, in a time like this, when a man has nothing to lose, do you
know what that means? It means we can do what we want."

"It's never gonna be over. We're here forever. Have you not realized– the one fear I
had when taking over L'Manberg was the idea that the act of war and the act of
tyranny that I was bestowing onto the Dream SMP would just start an endless cycle
of vengeance and death."

"You're just a yes-man, aren't you?"

"Tommy, we haven't hung out like this in a while… it's been… it's been kinda cold."

"I miss Philza. I wonder if he'd be proud of me."

"You love it, don't you, Tommy? You love L'Manberg."

"Have you heard of something called a Chekhov's Gun?"

"A Chekhov's gun is an idea in plot devices where if you tease something for long
enough, and you keep showing it off, you have to do it at some point."

"Have you heard the song on the walls before? Have you heard the song?"
"I'M ALWAYS SO CLOSE to pressing this button, Phil! I've BEEN HERE like seven
or eight times... Phil, I've been here so many times..."

"Kill me, Phil. Phil, kill me, Phil kill me! Phil, stab me with the sword, murder me now,
kill me! Look, they all want you to! Do it, Phil! Kill me! Phil, it's- LOOK! LOOK! How
much work went into this, and it's GONE! Do it."

"Dream said earlier that there was no traitor. And you know what? He fucking lied!"

"There's no ‘L'Manberg won’, there's no ‘Pogtopia won’, I WON!"

"You've joined at the dawn of the end of civilization!\nWelcome! I hope you enjoy
your stay."

"This server is built on blowing up and burning, how are they shocked?"

"My great finished symphony..."

"Tubbo, you are president of a crater! … Enjoy."

"I was very ready to see you here soon. It seemed like there was a space growing for
you in the afterlife. It felt like your presence was slowly entering the afterlife, but here
you are! And you're still alive, you're... You never seem to die, do you?"

"Till the universe ends, it's got a couple more eons. I'm saying about- eight more
eons? Are you familiar with eons?"

"I'm really happy you're here, man. I felt this space growing for you in here, right, and
y'know why I'm glad, Tommy? Because me and you were never good for that server."

"If it weren't for me and you dying… the server would be in shambles."

"I know what I'm like. That's the issue."

"Your aspirations of optimism are not going to be subject to my nations security, I'm
afraid."

"You say everyone has a good side, and you're right! You're right, everyone has a
good side. But that good side is only there to help themselves. If you want to really
help people, you're gonna need power."

"You can make a movement, you can make a resistance, you can go out and you
can come back and they'll give you a ticker tape parade. They'll cheer for you in the
streets, but you will change nothing."

"If you have a revolution, everyone will hate you, you will sacrifice everything and
you will lose everything you've ever had. But you'll come back and everything will be
changed. And if you wanna change things, you're gonna need power. That's what
you want, isn't it?"

"And power isn't gained from diplomacy, and bureaucracy, and giant courthouses
suspended in the sky- blah blah blah, it's gained from swords. It’s gained from
blades. It’s gained from steel. Iron."

"You're going to have to kill. You're going to have to torture. You’re going to have to
maim. When I look at you, as a fellow outsider… you're not ready for that. I'm
leaving."

"I've been waiting for over a decade in near darkness. This is my sunrise."

"I guess everyone has their own personal limbo."

"My personal limbo was a train platform. No matter where I looked, no matter where I
went, just… concrete walls, all around. And a tube with a track running straight
along."
"It doesn't matter what I did, I could claw at the walls, I could bash on the doors, I
could scream for help, I screamed until my lungs were sore, until my voice was
hoarse… and nothing ever changes, nothing ever comes, nothing ever helps you."

"The last thing I saw… was a train pulling in. And there were two people on that train.
One man, a desaturated me, came rolling into town, came rolling into- my limbo!
He's in MY limbo!"

"His face was steaming with tears. They looked like they were burning him? I don't
know."

"But you know who else was on that train? Who was conducting the train, who let me
out, Tommy? … It was Dream. It was Dream! MY HERO! My fucking hero, Dream,
saved me from hell!"

"Tommy, can I see my grave?"

"You know there's that kinda morbid fascination of… what would people say about
you when you're dead?"

"I know I was bad, and I know I can redeem myself, but… there's a little bit of fun in
being bad, y'know?"

"If I was there, and if it wasn't that stupid shell of a ghost instead of me… I would've
struck down Dream right where he stood."

"Dream is not the enemy! This world was not supposed to be inhabited by people of
this caliber. Dream is the hero! Dream needs to be led out of here! Dream's not
imprisoned for being a horrible person, Dream's imprisoned because he dared to try
and stop you all."

"You're following me for quite a while for someone that doesn't care."
"I've won. I've already won. I won when I pressed that button. You could spar me as
many times as you want for your own personal victories, but in the grand scheme of
things I've already won. And I think, from your silence, you know that."

"Tommy, it's been so long since we felt safe."

"Tommy, you've changed the world. And all you have to show for it is some scars and
some trauma."
"You know what has substance? Family. Blood. So… please stay with me, Tommy."

"It's called L'Manberg. Not Manberg, not L'Crater or whatever, L'Manhole – I don't
care. It's now L'Manberg. It's always L'Manberg."

"I told Tommy that I didn't actually care about L'Manberg. And that it was just a tool
for me to use to gain power, but that's not true. L'Manberg was really important to
me. And it is, still, to this day."

"You don't need an impact on the world to matter! You don't need to build a fucking
Eiffel Tower just to mean something!"

Miscellaneous/Dialogue

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SUCK IT GREEN BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

"I'm sorry, Dream. You should've paid me more." –Punz

"Do you not see what the prison's doing to you, Sam? Look at yourself! This isn't the
Sam I know!" –Ponk

"It was never meant to be."

"Lesson 14: If you have the opportunity to gain a favor, take it"
"Lesson 27: Do not reminisce on what you have lost for it will weigh you down"
"Lesson 53: Never fully trust anyone"
"Lesson 67: Leave no evidence of what you have helped with"
"Lesson 94: DO NOT LET THEM KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE"

Tommy: "What am I without you?"

Tubbo: "Yourself."

Tommy: "See you soon, Wilbur."

Wilbur: "See you soon."

Ghostbur: "Did Fundy like Alivebur?"

Eret: "He loved you."

Tommy: "Who do you miss the most?"

Dream: "...I think you should go, Tommy."

Wilbur: "You... you actually murdered Tubbo..."

Schlatt: "Yeah, I mean... you actually let him do that."

Tommy: "You're just pure evil, you know that- how- how do you sleep at night?"
Dream: "Just fine."

Sam: "You're a good person."

Ranboo: "... I am?"
Sam: "Yes, you are."
Ranboo: "I don't think so, Sam..."

Tommy: "Put friend down!"

Wilbur: "Why? He's gonna come with us."
Tommy: "I don't want you- no, he could die!"
Wilbur: "… And?"
"Tommy: "Wil, it was like we were a family!"
Wilbur: "We were family, Tommy. We were."

"Phil: "What are you doing."

Wilbur: "…Phil?"

Quackity: "You're gonna be my own personal spy! Do you know what a spy is?"
Slime: "No!"
Quackity: "It's a friend! Do you know what a friend is?"
Slime: "... No!"

Tommy: "Ghostbur's, uhm… Ghostbur's not here anymore."

Foolish: "Oh, did he pack up? Move out? Got bored? He seemed like a free spirit."
Tommy: "Yeah, he moved out… to this little train station far away. There's a little train
station, you know? Right near the world border."

Foolish: "Do I say you have a good day, or…?"

Jack: "I dunno, I– I don't really–"
Foolish: "Have a day, Jack. Have a day."
Jack: "My day will continue, mate. That's very accurate…"
Foolish: "And I hope you have a tomorrow."
Jack: "Yeah, probably… hopefully will."

"Dream: "It's not your time to die yet, Tommy."

Tommy: "It's never my time to die..."

Dream: "I feel like you don't push for power, you're not vengeful, you don't hold
grudges… you're very neutral, and you're kind of the head of everything– you sit
there, and you look pretty, and that's it. Alright?"
Eret: "Yeah."
Dream: "Right?"
Eret: "Yes, Sir."
Wilbur: "I'm sure you'll have an explosive time, either way. I'm sure it's gonna be
great."
Tubbo: "Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun! I'm sorry you're not invited, man. I would've
loved for you to come."
Wilbur: "I'll be there in spirit."

"Wilbur: "I don't think everyone would be even once Schlatt's out the picture. People
will never be even. It's gonna go on forever. This entire thing is a cycle, up and down,
up and down, just constant…"

Tubbo: "Do you even want L'Manberg back, then? If that's the end fate?"

"Wilbur: "I could've saved you."

Tubbo: "… but you didn't."