- There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with.

- Come on. You're going out with a guy. There's gotta be something wrong with him.

- So does he have a hump and a hair piece?

- Wait. Does he eat chalk? I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl. Oh.

- Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and
not having sex.

- Sounds like a date to me.

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- I'm back in high school, in the middle of the cafeteria... and I realize I'm totally naked.

- Oh, yeah. I've had that dream.

- Then I look down and I realize there is a phone...there.

- Instead of...

- That's right!

- All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. And it turns out it's my mother.

- Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.

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- Hi.

- This guy says "hello," I wanna kill myself.

- Are you okay, sweetie?

- I feel like someone grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth...and tied it around
my neck.

- Cookie?

- Carol moved her stuff out today.

- Let me get you some coffee.

- Thanks.

- No. No, don't! Stop cleansing my aura. Just leave my aura alone, okay?

- I'll be fine. All right? Really. I hope she'll be very happy.

- No, you don't.

- No, I don't. To hell with her. She left me!

- And you never knew she was a lesbian.

- No! Okay? Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know. How should I know?

- Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?

- All right, Ross. Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I
tell you what the answer is? Strip joints!

- Come on, you're single. Have some hormones.

- See, but I don't want to be single, okay? I just wanna be married again.

- And I just want a million dollars!

- Rachel?

- Oh, God, Monica! Hi! Thank God! I went to your building and this guy with a hammer said...
that you might be here, and you are.

- Can I get you some coffee?

- Decaf.

- Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor.

- This is everybody. This is Chandler and Phoebe...and Joey. And remember my brother, Ross?

- Sure!

- Hey.

- Hi.

- Oh, God.

- So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

- Oh, God! Well, it started about a half-hour before the wedding. I was in this room with all the
presents...and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat. When
all of a sudden...

- Sweet 'N Low?

- I realized...I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry. Then I got really freaked
out, and that's when it hit me: How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head.

- You know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of
there, and I started wondering:

"Why am I doing this?" And "Who am I doing this for?"

- Anyway, I just didn't know where to go, and I know you and I have drifted apart... but you're
the only person I know in the city.

- Who wasn't invited to the wedding.

- Oh, I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be an issue.

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I'm guessing he bought her the big pipe organ...and she's really not happy about it.
- Daddy, I just... I can't marry him. I'm sorry. I just don't love him.

- Well, it matters to me.

CHANDLER: She should not be wearing those pants.

- I say push her down the stairs.

ALL: Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!

- Come on, Daddy, listen to me! It's like all of my life, everyone's always told me, "You're a
shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!"

- Then today I stopped and said, "What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse?
You know? Or a hat?"

- I don't want you to buy me a hat, I am a hat. It's a metaphor, Daddy!

- You can see where he'd have trouble.

- Look, Daddy, it's my life. Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.

- I guess we've established she's staying with Monica.

- Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait! Wait! I said
maybe!

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- Okay. Just breathe, that's it.

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Just try to think of nice, calm things.

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[SINGING] Raindrops on roses

And whiskers on kittens

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Doorbells and sleigh bells

And something with mittens

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La la la something

With string

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I'm all better now.

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I helped.

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MONICA: Look, this is probably

for the best, you know?

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Independence. Taking control of your life.

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And, hey, if you need anything,

you can always come to Joey.

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Me and Chandler live right

across the hall. And he's away a lot.

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Joey, stop hitting on her.

It's her wedding day.

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What? Like there's a rule or something?

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[INTERCOM BUZZES]

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Please don't do that again.

It's a horrible sound.

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PAUL: Uh, it's Paul.

- Buzz him in.

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- Who's Paul?

- Paul, the wine guy, Paul?

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Maybe.

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Wait a minute. Your "not a real date"

is with Paul, the wine guy?

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- He finally asked you out?

- Yes.

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Ooh. This is a "Dear Diary" moment.

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Rach, wait, I can cancel.

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Please, no. Go, I'll be fine.

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Ross, are you okay?

I mean, do you want me to stay?

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That'd be good.

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- Really?

- No, go on! It's Paul, the wine guy.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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MONICA:

Hi, come in. Paul, this is...

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...everybody. Everybody, this is Paul.

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JOEY:

Paul, the wine guy.

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- Wine guy.

- I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?

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- Okay. Sit down. Two seconds.

- Okay.

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[MOUTHING]

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Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes.

That can't be good.

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So, Rachel,

what are you up to tonight?

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Well, I was supposed to be headed

for Aruba on my honeymoon...

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...so, nothing.

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Right. You're not even

getting your honeymoon.

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God. No, no. Although, Aruba. Heh.

This time of year? Eh.

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Talk about your...

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...big lizards.

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Anyway, if you don't feel

like being alone tonight...

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...Joey and Chandler are

helping me with my furniture.

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Yes, and we're very excited about it.

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Actually, thanks, but I'm just gonna

hang out here tonight.

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- It's been a long day.

- Oh, sure. Okay. Sure.

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Hey, Pheebs, you wanna help?

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Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.

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I'm supposed to attach a bracket-y

thing to the side things...

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...using a bunch of these

little worm guys.

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I have no bracket-y thing,

I see no worm guys whatsoever...

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...and I cannot feel my legs.

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What's this?

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I have no idea.

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- Done with the bookcase.

- All finished.

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This was Carol's favorite beer.

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She always drank it out of the can.

I should have known.

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Hey. Ross, let me ask you a question.

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She got the furniture,

the stereo, the good TV.

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What did you get?

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You guys.

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- Oh, God. Oh, my God.

- You got screwed.

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- Oh, my God.

- I know, I know. I'm such an idiot.

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I should've caught on when she went to

the dentist four and five times a week.

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I mean, how clean can teeth get?

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My brother's going through that.

He's such a mess.

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How did you get through it?

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He might try accidentally breaking

something valuable of hers.

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- Say her...

- Leg?

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Heh. That's one way of going through it,

yeah.

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Me, I went for the watch.

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- You actually broke her watch?

- Mm.

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Barry, I'm sorry. I am so sorry.

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You probably think it's about making

love with your socks on, but it isn't.

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It isn't, it's about me. And I...

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[SIGHS]

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Hi. Machine cut me off again.

Anyway...

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You know what's scary? What if

there's only one woman for everybody?

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I mean, what if you get one

woman, and that's it?

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Unfortunately, in my case,

there was only one woman for her.

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What are you talking about?

One woman.

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That's like saying there's only

one flavor of ice cream for you.

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Let me tell you something, Ross.

There's lots of flavors out there.

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There's rocky road and cookie dough

and bing cherry vanilla.

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You can get them with jimmies

or nuts or whipped cream.

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This is the best thing that

ever happened to you.

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You got married. You were like, what, 8?

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Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon.

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I honestly don't know

if I'm hungry or horny.

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Then stay out of my freezer.

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Ever since she walked out on me, I...

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What? What?
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You wanna spell it out with noodles?

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No, it's more of a fifth date

kind of revelation.

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Oh, so there's gonna be a fifth date?

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Isn't there?

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Yeah, yeah. I think there is.

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What were you gonna say?

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Well... Er, uh...

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Ever since she left me, um...

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...I haven't been able to perform...

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...sexually.

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Oh, God! Oh, God! I am so...

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- I'm so sorry.

- It's okay.

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Being spit on is probably

not what you need right now.

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Um...

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How long?

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Two years.

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Wow!

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I'm glad you smashed her watch.

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So you still think you might

want that fifth date?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I do.

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I, Joanie, take you, Charles,

as my lawful husband.
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MINISTER: Do you take Joanie...?

- Oh! See.

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But Joanie loved Chachi.

That's the difference.

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"Grab a spoon."

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Do you know long it's been

since I grabbed a spoon?

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Do the words, "Billy, don't be

a hero," mean anything to you?

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You know, here's the thing.

Even if I could get it together enough...

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...to ask a woman out...

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...who am I gonna ask?

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Isn't this amazing?

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I mean, I have never made coffee

before in my life.

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- That is amazing.

- Congratulations.

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While you're on a roll, if you feel like you

gotta make a Western omelet or something...

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Although, actually I'm really

not that hungry this morning.

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- Good morning.

MONICA: Good morning.

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- Morning.

JOEY: Morning.

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- Morning.

JOEY: Morning, Paul.

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- Hello, Paul.

- Hi. Paul, is it?

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MONICA:

I had a really great time last night.

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PAUL:

Thank you. Thank you so much.

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- We'll talk later, okay?

- Yeah.

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Thank you.

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That wasn't a real date.

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What the hell do you do

on a real date?

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- Shut up and put my table back.

JOEY: Okay.

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All right, kids, I gotta get to work.

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If I don't input those numbers,

it doesn't make much of a difference.

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So, like, you guys all have jobs?

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Yeah, we all have jobs.

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See, that's how we buy stuff.

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Yeah, I'm an actor.

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Wow. Would I have seen you in anything?

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Oh, I doubt it. Mostly regional work.

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Unless you happened to catch the

Wee One's production of Pinocchio.

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"Look, Geppeto. I'm a real live boy."

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I will not take this abuse.

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You're right. I'm sorry.

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[SINGING] Once I was a wooden boy

A little wooden boy

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MONICA: So how are you doing today?

Did you sleep okay?

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Did you talk to Barry?

I can't stop smiling.

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I can see that. You look like you

slept with a hanger in your mouth.

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I know. He's just so...

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Remember you and Tony De Marco?

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- Oh, yeah.

- Well, it's like that. With feelings.

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Oh, wow, are you in trouble!

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Okay, okay. I am just going to get up,

go to work...

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...and not think about him all day.

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Or else I'm just gonna

get up and go to work.

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- Oh, wish me luck!

- What for?

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I'm gonna go get one

of those job things.

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- Hey, Monica.

- Hey, Franny. Welcome back.

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How was Florida?

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You had sex, didn't you?

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How do you do that?

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- So, who?

- You know Paul?

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Paul, the wine guy?

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Oh, yeah, I know Paul.

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You mean, you know Paul

like I know Paul?

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Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul.

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Before me, there was no snap

in his turtle for two years.

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Of course it was a line.

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Why? Why would anybody

do something like that?

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We're looking for an answer

more sophisticated than:

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"To get you into bed."

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Is it me?

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Is it like I have some sort of

beacon that only dogs...

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...and men with severe emotional

problems can hear?

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All right, come here. Give me your feet.

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I just thought he was nice, you know?

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I can't believe you

didn't know it was a line.

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Guess what.

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- You got a job?

- Are you kidding?

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I'm trained for nothing.

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I was laughed out of 12 interviews today.

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Yet you're surprisingly upbeat.

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Well, you would be too if you found

Joan and David boots on sale...

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...50 percent off.

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Oh, how well you know me.

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They're my new "I don't need

a job or my parents.

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I've got great boots" boots.

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- How'd you pay for them?

- Uh, credit card.

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And who pays for that?

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Um, my father.

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You can't live off your parents

your whole life.

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I know that. That's why

I was getting married.

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Give her a break. It's hard being

on your own for the first time.

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- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

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I remember when I first came

to this city, I was 14.

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My mom had killed herself

and my stepdad was back in prison.

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And I got here,

and I didn't know anybody.

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I ended up living with this albino

guy who was cleaning windshields...

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...outside Port Authority.

And then he killed himself.

308

00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:20,241

And then I found aromatherapy.

So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.

309

00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:27,123

The word you're looking for is:

310

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"Anyway..."

311

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All right. You ready?

312
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- I don't think so.

ROSS: Oh, come on.

313

00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:37,884

Cut. Cut.

314

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ALL:

Cut, cut, cut.

315

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ROSS: Hey.

MONICA: All right.

316

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Welcome to the real world.

317

00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,521

It sucks. You're gonna love it.

318

00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:53,482

[FRANCIS SCOTT KEY'S "STAR-SPANGLED

BANNER" PLAYS ON TV]

319

00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,781

Well, that's it.

You gonna crash on the couch?

320

00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:04,327

- No. No, I gotta go home sometime.

- Are you gonna be okay?

321

00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:05,995

Yeah.

322

00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,915

Look what I just found on the floor.

323

00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,460

What?

324

00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,420

That's Paul's watch.

325

00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,672

You can just put it back

where you found it.

326

00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,761

Oh, boy. All right.

Good night, everybody.

327

00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:22,970

ROSS & RACHEL:

Good night.

328

00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:25,056

[WATCH CRACKS]

329

00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,353

[DOOR CLOSES]

330

00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,147

- Hmm.

- Hmm.

331

00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:35,524

- Oh, sorry.

- No. Oh, no. Go.

332

00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,652

- No, have it, really.

- Split it?

333

00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,820

- Okay.

- Okay.

334

00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,782

Thanks.

335

00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:47,078

You probably didn't know this,

but back in high school I had...

336

00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,080

...a major crush on you.

337

00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:51,707

I knew.

338

00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,335

You did? Oh.

339

00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:58,130

I figured you thought I was

Monica's geeky older brother.

340

00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:00,883

- I did.

- Oh.

341

00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,348

Listen, do you think...

342

00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:11,018

And try not to let my vulnerability

become any kind of a factor here.

343

00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,983

Do you think it would be okay if

I ask you out sometime, maybe?

344

00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,069

Yeah.

345

00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:21,821

Maybe.

346

00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,657

Okay.

347

00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,872

Okay, maybe I will.

348

00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:35,668

[RACHEL CHUCKLES]

349

00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,962

- Good night.

- Good night.

350

00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,967

[DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]

351

00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,433

[DOOR OPENS]

352

00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:53,227

See you.

353

00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:54,770

ROSS:

Mm-hm.
354

00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:57,356

Wait, wait. Hey, what's with you?

355

00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:02,320

I just grabbed a spoon.

356

00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:11,954

Can't believe what I'm hearing.

357

00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:13,873

[SINGING] I can't believe

What I'm hearing here

358

00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,250

- What? I said you had...

- What? I said you had...

359

00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,754

- Would you stop?

- Oh, was I doing it again?

360

00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:21,797

ALL:
Yes.

361

00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,842

WOMAN:

Would anybody like more coffee?

362

00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,180

Did you make it or are you just serving it?

363

00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:32,641

- I'm just serving it.

CHANDLER: I'll have a cup of coffee.

364

00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:34,352

Kids, new dream.

365

00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:38,439

I'm in Las Vegas. I'm Liza Minnelli.