—THE MULATTO MILLENNIUM.
realize youre ia style,’
the other morning, Ie was
own restaurants, modeling clothes,
names like Show Me the Miscegena-
von! The radio played a steady screatn of Lenny Kr
houghe Td died and gone
Buc then I realized. Acc
official Year of the Mulacto. Pure breeds
fones) ate out and hybri
stazring in musicals wi
is in, America loves us
president announced on
color of the millennium. Major news mag-
atrival as if we were proof of extraterres
Thad a hard
out the placards through the tangle of dreadlocks
‘Afios. At of the crovid, two brown-skinned women
FOR COLORED
GIRLS WHO. HAVE CONSIDERED JEW BOYS WHEN THE NE-
GRORS-AIN'T ENOUGH. A lean yellow gicl with her hair ia
messy Afto-pufis wore a T-shiet with the words JUST HUMAN
across the front. What appeared to be a Hasidic Jew walked
hand in b
se woman in tradi-
(OT WAR. I trailed be-
sure T wanted to join
ing. Way back in the fall
of 1993, Time magazine put on its cover
Anseric:
special issue of Time does
‘The highlighe of this“4
cretcise in eybergenesis was che creation of the woman on
our cover, selected as a symbol of the future, maultiethnic
face of Ametica,...As onlookers watched the image of
‘our new Eve begin to appear on the computer screen, sev-
eral staf members promptly fll in love. Said one: “It se-
ally brea my arc thac he dosai eis.” We sympathize
with our lovelorn colleagues, but even technology has its
limits. This is love that must forever remain unrequited.
OF course, anyone could see that women just like the come
puter face they had created did exist in Puerto Rico, Latin
America, and Spanish Harlem, But the editors at Time re.
‘mained unaware of chis, seeming to prefer their colored folk
nary, not real. As read the article, it reminded me of an
old ing hey used to have down South during Jim Crow: “If
a black man wants to sit at the front of the bus, he use puts on
4 turban.” Maybe the same rule applied here: call yourself
mixed and you just might find the world smiles a litle
brighter on you,
Milatros may not be new. But the mulatto-pride folks area
new generation, They wane theit own special category or no
caregories at all They'e a full-fledged movernent, complete
with their own share of extremists. As I wandered at the edges
of the march this morning, one woman gave me a flyer Te wos
2 treatise on biracial superiority, which began, “Ever wonder
Why mutts ace always smarter than full-breed dogs?" The reat
of her treatise was dence and incomprehensible: something
about the sun people and the ice people coming together to
create the perfectly temperate being. Another man, a militant
dese like Huey 2 Newton, came towed me waving a rifle
inhis hand. He told ie that chose who refuse to miscegenate
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should be shot. I steered clear ofhim, instead burying ty head
in a newspaper. T opened to the book review scr and at
the top of the bestseller lis were dhtee memeine Kimcbee and
Grits by Kyong Washington, Gefilee Fis and Hem Hacks, by
Schlomo Jackson, and at che top ofthe lst, and forthe, third
Week in a row, Burritos and Borshs, by a cat named
‘Werner, That was it. In a ft of nausea,
home.
Took off running for
Before all of this radical ambiguis, Iwas a black irl. T fear
Sree saying this."The political strong arm of the inuliracial
Movement, affectionately known as the Mulatto Nation Guse
“the MAN.” for those in the know), deere use ‘Yesterday that
those wih sefuse co comply with orders to embrace this many
heritages will be sent on the frse plane to Rio de Janeiro,
Braz where, the MNEs ministr of defense said, “they mighe
earn the true meaning of mestizo power”
Bur, with all due respect to the multiracial moveinent, I
cannot ~ Twas 2 black gist. Not your ordinary blavie
i if such ashing exits. Buc rather, a black pil with ¢ Wasp
‘mother and a black-Merican father, and a face thas harkens to
tare but by shared history.
Not only was I black (and here Igo out on a limb), bue 1
sea Saemny of the people, The mulaeto people, that i. 1
‘dencty as mixed, not black. thought i wishy-washy,
of flagrant assimilation, treason, passing even.
Jk 86 my patents who made me this way. In Boston cca
1975, mixed wasnt really an option. The words “A fight, a
an act‘ould be heard echoing from.
schoolyards during recess, You were either white or black. No
checking, “Other” No halvsies. No in-between. Biack people,
being the bottom of the social totem pole in Boston, were in-
evitably the most accepting of difference; they were the only
race 10 come in all colors, and so there I found myself. Sure, 1
seceived some strange reactions froma all quatters when I called
myself black. But black people usually got over their initial
surprise and welcomed me into the ranks. Ie was white folks
who grew the most aacomfortable with the dissonance be-
‘oveen the face they saw and the race they didn't. Upon learn-
ing who I was, chey grew paralyzed with fear chat they might
hhave “slipped up” in my presence, that is, said something
racist, not knowing there was a Negro in thei midst. Often,
they had,
Let it be clear—my patents’ decision to raise us as black
wasnit based on any one-drop rule fiom the days of slavery,
and it certainly wasn't based on our appeatance, that crude rea-
soning many black-identified mixed people use: if the world
sees me as black, I must be black. IF had heen based on ap-
pearance, my sister would have been black, my brother Mexi-
can, and me Jewish, Instead, my parents’ decision arose out of
the rising black power movement, which made identifying as
black not a pseudoscientific rule but a conscious choice. You
told us allalong that we had to call ourcelves black because of this
so-called one drop. Now that we dont have to anymore, we choose
40, Beeause black is Beautiful. Beeause black is not a burden, but a
privilege
Some might say my parcnts went too far in cheir struggle to
instill a black identity in us, I remember my father schooling
sme and my siblings on our racial identicy. He would hold his
own version of the Inquisition, grilling us over a. greasy
Unoleum kitchen table while a single, brighs lightbulb swung
ovethead. He would ask: “Do you have any black friends?”
“How many?” “Who?” “What are theit names?” And we, his
obedient children, his soldiers in the battle for negtitude,
would rate off che names of the black kids we called friends.
(When we, tying co turn the tables, asked my father why
his girlfriends were white, he would.aunch into one of his
famously circular diatribes, which left us spinning with
confusion. 1 only remember that his reasoning involved
demographics and the slim chances of him meeting a black
woman in the Brookline Public Library on a Monday after-
noon.)
But something must have sunk in, because my sister and 1
grew up with a disdain for chose who identified as mulatto
rather than black. Not all mulattos borkered me back then, Ie
was a very particular breed that got under my skin: the kind
‘who answered, meekly, “Everything,” co chat incessant ques-
tion “What are you?" Populist author Jim Hightower wrote a
bool called Theres Noehing in the Middle of the Road but Yellow
Stripes and Dead Armadiillos, That's what mulattos tepresented.
fo me back then: yellow stripes and dead armadillos. Some=
thing to be avoided. I veered away feom groups of theim—chil-
then, like myself, who had been born of intettacial minglings
after dark, Instead, [surrounded myself with bodies datker
‘han myself, hoping the color might rub off on me.
Lused to spy on white:people, blend into their crowd, let
them think was one of them, and chen listen a they talked in
smug disdain about black folks. It wasn’t something I had to
search out. And most white people, I found, no matter how
much they preach MLK's dream, are just as obsessed withup for me, and F listened, may skin
‘my stomach owisting in anger, as they re
glee, as their faces went from eggs
a crimson, to The Colo!
report back to headquarters, where my friends
and holler about how I was an undercover Negro.
‘k, they would
‘But you're different. lat was somewhere I
iddy mid-
OF being swallowed
the arctic belly of
never wanted to return, Thete was danger in
dle stance, A danger of disappe:
whole by the great white
ast and didn't plan on returning
ing as an investiga
Hollywood, I even made
would mean sure carcer
ddeath—luckily i¢ was never published. Tt was an exp
who is passing in Hollywood. I called it “And You Thought
Was Just a Tanz
—HALEAND HALE
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Black Folts You May Not Have Known Are Black
Mariah Catey Johnny Depp
« Beales Michael Jackson
Bacon
Quivers
Black Folks Who May Not Know They Are Black
Matiah Carey
Michael Jackson
Kevin Bacon
Carly Simon Robi
Slash Eh
ld Schwarzenegger Pat
Black Folks You Kinda Wish Weren't Black
OJ. Simpson,
int have gone ove
MUN. posse. But I put decent research
and was proud of my results. Ie was neatly
| news weekly, but the editors alked at the 6, for fear
theyre thanking their lucky stars now that
Esse ‘out. In this age of fluid
4 doesn't pay to be blacker chan thou,
Just the
lished in a local
Her night, Iwas taken in for questioning by some
als. They wanted to
|Past." I tried to explain to eh
why Uhad done it; denied my
in as clear terms a5 possible
maleicied to explain to them that in
ive, blatant, dangerous,
palpable. The ¢ ial was simply not an ade-
quate response to racism. In my mind, there were only two
choices—black or white, Those choices were not simply ab-
stractions. had real consequences and meaning in my
everyday world,
Bue the MLN.
uy it, They kept me at the
nall white room with a bright light, Ta
the comer, there was a video monitor showing Grover and a
gang of todd jing chat old Sesame Sereet song over and
over again: “One of these things is not like the other / one of
che same...” One of the agents, a big guy
with a blond Afro and orange-tinted glasses, kept shouting at
me, hi across my face, “But why black? 1
sntify as white if you were gonna
we thing? Isn't that reverse racism?”
curaism should be about confronting rac
not about plates of ethnic food.
over gang was beginning to have its desired effect. I
ing to sing along, despite myself. " ‘One of these
the other..."” But I clenched may eyes
to explain to the man, I told him that
mixture felt to me like a smol
fandamental issue of racism,
lled of
falafel), “Class analysis isnt quite as sexy asa grinning mulatto
con golf course.” He even admitted to me racials,
* him burning cross, he dis
could never be reduced to cute food analogies (Wasp
cooking, F've come to realize over the years,
aloost anything because it has no flavor). My
ence, I argued, was difficult not because thi
ig» buc rather because things were so pai
as well as the absurdity of race, were obvioi
they pethaps weren't to those whose r
was a given, Racism, I told him, is a
Madonna, it changes its image every
sans burning crosses and blatant ¢
When I was finished with my monologue,
He told me I was imagining things. He told ime there was no
such thing as “new racism.” He to
‘was gone, locking the door
pletely empry except for a
and a camera pointed at
that long, agonizinand birch
hhas been smudged the word
scribbled in. T told the woman at the DMV—
auburn eomrows, va
fortable with that term “quadroon.” I told her as politely
as I could, that ie re
“quadroor
:" she said, puffing on a Marlboro and flip
through her latest issue of Vibe magazine.
who they lee use
‘ion mixtures, you know. Otherwi
far too confusing.” Then she had me
which T barely read, still reeling from my
ie video monitor. It said something about allowi
se days, there ate M.N. folks’in Congréss and the
¢ House. They've got their own category o
together as multi
words for snow. In South Afi ig apartheid, they had.
fourteen different types of coloreds. But we've decided on this
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‘one word, “multiracial,” to describe, in effect, a whole nation
of diverse people who have absolutely no relation, cultural or
otherwise, ta one
‘Variations on a‘Theme of a Mulatto
Standard Mulatto: whi
skin that is described as
caramel tan in the
raised in isola
her, black father. Half-nappy hais,
or she arrives home for Christmas vaca
oncy, there's some black kid at the door.”)
African American: The most common form of m
North America, this breed is not often described as
ive American. May come in any skin tone,
background, Often believe themselves to b
ical distance from the"original mixture, which was most
often achieved through rape.
Jewlatto: The second most prevalent for:
North American continent, this breed is mac
sling of Jews and blacks who met
down South during
in the commin-
registering voters-DANZY SENNA
r
be more likely to
1 her kind,
such as New York City (Greenwich Village) or Northern
fornia (Berkeley). Have strong pride i
fauna of Brown
University. Famous Jewlattos: Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet
(and we can’t forget Zoe, their love
Mestio: A taore complicated mixture, where either the black
(white parent claims a thied race in their background (.
Native American or Latino) and therefore confuses the chi
‘mestizo is likely to be mistaken for some other, to-
cthnicity (Kalian, Arab, Mexican, Jewish, East In-
Anierican, Puerto in fact will be
of that tomally
Gelasto: A mixture of Italian American and African American,
this breed often lives in either a strictly Ie
the father is white (.
hood
Usually identifies
strongly with one side of the family over the other, but some-
MALE AND MALE
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s between the two sides of his cultures, and at this poin
“ies the coop” and begins to practice Asian rel
Gultural Mulatzo: Any American botn pos
7. See Wiggers
ly rate breed of “blue-blood” mu
age back to the Mayflower If femal
entitled to membership in the Daughters of the Am:
Revolution, Blulattos have been spotted in Caml
cone and is cither a poet or a painter who disdains her
‘Wasp heritage. The father of th is almost always the
Unlike the Jewlacto, the parents of the Bi
divorced or separat
remarties another blue-blood wom:
ware: The Blulatto may seem cal
be dangerous when angry
approaching.
es, but is raised to
mother who as-
before they were born, and raised
Negrasto: May be any of
identify as black. Negr
similated into black
them to understand “
to be removed from‘chance that they have a white lover hidden somewhere in their
past, present, or furure.
displayed for large
ture of Asian, American Indian, Black, and Caucasian (thus
the strange name). A show
skills, the Cablinasian wil
be, and can switch at
answer to the name Black. A
found only in Cal
Mexican and Korean). Ni
please contact the Benett
joever the crowd wants him to
Fa dime, Does not, however,
wsin to other rare exotic mixes
ino and Black; Samoan
Promotions Bureau.
Tomatto: A mixed or black person who behaves in a
‘Tom-ish” fashion. The Tomatto may be found in posit
Power, being touted as a symbol of divers
ues are mixed. If we are ever to see a
first black president, he will most likely be a Tomatto,
Fauclatto: 8 person impersonating a mulatto. Can be
blacks or other hericage, but for inexplicable rea
be of mixed heritage. See Jemirogui
‘Ho-latto: A female of mixed racial heri
i, indeed,
he strange
hhave been cach of
at lease mistaken for each of them, at different
life. But somehow, none of them feel tight.
Maybe that makes me a Postlato,
‘There are plans next weele ro paint the White House rain~
bow colored. And just last month, two established magazines,
1 checks on the census
"ve learned to flaunt my mixedness
rere the guests: (most of them white) ool
about my flavorful background. T've found it's
being a fetishized object, an exotic bird s
racial landscape, And when they start taki
> pure breeds, in that tke me squirm
before the millennium, I let them know that I'm
nothing to be aftaid of, Sometimes I feel
ry old self (the angry black gic!
‘out, but most of the time I dont feel
chicken with a bright, white smile,