A Pick Up Artist Cheat Sheet

by Elvisman

How to Meet, Attract, Game and Seduce 9’s

and 10’s at Bars and Clubs

This is my official no b.s. pick up artist Cheat Sheet that I have

internalized and used plenty myself, which has all been field
tested and works good for me and my personality. I’ve only
included the best and most valuable ideas and techniques that I
have found and discovered from various sources and from doing
thousands of cold approaches and gaming 9’s and 10’s at bars
and clubs every weekend for the past 10 years.

If you can master the first 25 minutes you will learn how to
condition a girl to love you, pursue you and want to be with you
for the rest of her life or until you blow it with her by doing or
saying something wrong. All this material is proven and field
tested and is the right stuff to do with women that will make her
the most attracted to you and will make her view you as cool,
high value, sex worthy and someone that she wants in her life
instead of someone she wants to avoid.

Remember it’s all about the skill, you’re not a special

snowflake, she doesn’t really care about you, only if you
activate her emotions the right way, avoid her autopilot blow a
guy off mechanisms and game her properly will she eventually
give you the compliance that you want from her in return,
getting her number, getting her to meet up, allowing physical
escalation, etc.

1. Opening
2. Cold Reading
3. Role Play
 4. Kino

5. Get Numbers
6. Kiss Closes
7. Pulling and Venue Change
8. DHV Routines and Stories
9. Negs
10. Qualify and Connection
11. Cocky Funny
12. Buying Temperature
13. Logistical questions
14. Phone Game/Texting

Each man has his own perfect way of meeting and pulling
women. It is up to you to find out what that way is through
testing a whole bunch of different things. I’ve found that my
best way of meeting women is in bars and clubs smoking section
usually outside because it’s a lot more quite and easier to talk to
women when they are there smoking as well, asking you for a
smoke or a light etc. If you don’t smoke buy some herbal or fake
cigarettes online and hang out there anyways. I also seem to
really like hired guns because you know where they work and
can always get back to them another time, ie. waitresses,
hostesses, bartenders, strippers, etc.
 1. Opening

I don’t do anything too fancy for opening, not even opinion

openers.

How’s it going, you guys seem pretty cool, Happy Friday (or
whatever day it is, even happy Monday)

hey, what are you guys drinking? Let me guess.

Hey I thought you looked cute and wanted to meet you.

2. Cold Reading

You have a good girl face but I can tell that you have a crazy
side to you.

You have an innocent smile but I can tell from your eyes there’s
a part of you that’s kind of a trouble maker.
You guys are so feisty this is just like watching The
View/Desperate Housewifes

Are you guys like really good friends? You guys make very
similar/the exact same facial expressions. You know what else I
notice, whenever I say something or whenever you guys are
going to same something you’ll look at each other first. Usually
the beta female will look first to see how her friend is feeling
and then copy her opinion. Are you guys girl coding?

Do you believe in Esp? Think of a number from 1-4 first number

that comes to your head but don’t say it, got it? 3. Think of a
number from 4-10 first number that comes to your head but
don’t say, got it? 7

Strawberry Fields

Let’s play a game. Imagine you’re alone in a field and there’s a

strawberry field in front of you, but there’s a fence around it.
How high is the fence? Now you’re inside the strawberry field,
how many strawberries do you take? After you’ve finished
enjoying your strawberries how do you feel about the farmer
whose field you took them from? How many strawberrys you
picked means how many boyfriends you want in your life. How
you feel about the farming is how you feel about someone after
hooking up with them and how high the fence is means how
easy you are to get into bed.

Ring on Finger

Do you know what they say about a girl who wears a ring on
that finger? Depending on what finger you wear a ring on, it
represents a Greek God from Greek Mythology.

The Thumb represents Poseidon, the god of the sea, you tend to
be independant, and you kinda do their own thing

The Index represents Zeus, the king of the gods and you tend to
be more dominant like no no no or don’t do that.

The Middle finger represents Dionysus, the god of wine and

partying, you tend to do whatever you want and could care less
what others think. It’s like fuck you to the world.

The Ring finger represents Aphrodites, the goddess of love and

that’s why we wear our wedding ring on that finger

The Pinky represents Ares, the God of War and is a sign of

conflict, did you buy it yourself or did someone give it to you?
(If bought, it means that you may have some inner conflict or
emotional conflict) (If given it means you may have some
tension between this person or some unresolved problem you
haven’t solved yet)

Palm Read

You know your hand says a lot about you. I’ve had this gift
since I was kid and I can see the future by reading someone’s
palm. Have you ever had your palms read before. “Your hand is
very soft and relaxed you’re normally pretty laid back down to
earth kinda person, flexible and adaptable to new social
situations etc. These lines here on the bottom of your hand
represent how many kids you’re gonna have. Count them.

Have you heard of hand reflexology? When you put pressure on

different parts of the hand it has a positive effect on different
organs in the body, I also took classes on hand massage
(massage hand for a bit) then let go and say “ok slow down,
that’s all you get”.

3. Role Play

You know what I would do with you? I would dress you all up
in black leather from head to toe, then I’m gonna take you in my
spaceship, I’m gonna fly you all around the galaxy and you’re
gonna be my space princess.

You could be my personal assistant. I can pay you like $20 an

hour and you could like run my errands and stuff, and make me
sandwiches when I get hungry. but I don’t know, can you cook?
What’s your best dish?

Your like my bratty little little sister.

Well you wanna get married, we could take my private jet and
be in Vegas in a few hours, we could go through the drive
through Elvis wedding. But you have to make enough money to
support both of us. I don’t think this relationship is gonna work
out. I’m gonna have to break up with you.

I would dress you up as Marilyn Monroe and I could dress up as

elvis and we could take my private jet to Vegas and do
impersonations at the hotels and collect mad money in tips and
then run off to the next hotel before we get caught by security.

Ok who is the good one and who is the bad one? I would dress
you up in a little red devils costume with horns, a tail, and a
pitchfork. And you would get the angels costume, with wings
and a halo. And roll with you guys arm in arm like this, and
every girl would be jealous of you, and whenever I had to make
a decision I would consult and whoever’s idea was the most fun,
that’s what we would do.

4. Kino

Spin Move

look at back of hand and go, “oh interesting” so she looks at

back of your hand, then go “put up your hand like this” then
grab it and say “now lemme see” then “now do a little spin and
spin her inside of herself (not outside) and go “very nice! that’s
what you get for being good”

San Diego Handshake

Do you know the San Diego handshake? Show her the typical
hand slap and fist pump. Now do it again but more smooth like
we’ve known each other forever. Nice. Do you know the La
handshake? Show her different kind. Do you know the New
York handshake?
Hug Spin

At a good time to pump buying temperature and when it’s

appropriate or you feel you can get away with it. I’m a show you
something, give me a hug. Pick her up and spin her around and
then set her back down. It’s pumps buying temperature

Salsa Dancing

Ok check this out, lemme see your hands. Now put your right
foot forward, then back, left foot forward, then back, salsa dance
for a sec, then spin her again.

TV Test

Check this out, hug her from behind and say “Imagine we’ve
been hanging out for 6 months, we’ve already had all our fights,
and found all our boundaries and our favorite TV show comes
on, what is it? What show is it? Ok guess what, shows over and
push her off and say “now get off me”.

Shoulder Tap with the back of the hand is the least intrusive
form of touch and you should start off with it.
Then there’s the shoulder tap,

Then the both shoulder grasp, while looking away

Finger clasp her with both hands, then put her hands over your
shoulders and your hands over her waist while looking away,
then release.

Throwing arm around her shoulder

How well you know your body routine.

The high 5

The basic fist pump

Arm in arm

“Oh my God! Give me a hug” after she says or does something

you can misinterpret as doing or being good.

When sitting next to her, put her hand on your knee or leg.
5. Get Numbers

Number Close and Phone Game

Let me give you my number before you go, maybe we’ll hang
out sometime. Then get her phone and call your number with it
so it rings and then you have her number in your phone as
missed call.

You can also save your number in her phone as something funny
like, “Sex Machine” “Sex God” “Brad Pitt” “Mr Right” “Lover
Boy” “Dream Lover”

You can tell her to text you something, to start to condition her
to begin to text you and to reply to your texts.

You can also text to your phone something like “your so hot”
and then show her in your phone and say “when did you text
this?”

Tell her to call you and pick up and start talking to her while
she’s right there to condition her to start calling you, and make
her comfortable talking to you over the phone, and to take your
calls, etc. Go like “who is this? is this Sarah? I told you to stop
stalking me, were breaking up already” or whatever, make it fun
and funny, then tell her to call you again, or call her and tell her
to pick up.

Take a selfie picture of the two of you on your phone, tell her to
kiss you on the cheek and take a picture of that, kiss her on the
cheek and take a picture of that or just film a movie for the
whole 10-15 seconds, then later pick the best picture or frame
and send it to her in a text saying something like, “wow it sure
looks like you really like me, you should really slow it down
you know” or whatever setting the frame that you’re the prize
obviously.

I’m a dj and (my girlfriend/friend) and I throw parties. I should

invite you sometime, I’ll text you next time something’s going
on. What’s your number?/Let me give you my number

6. Kiss Closes

Hypnotized?
Have you ever been hypnotized before? I’m gonna hypnotize
you are you ready? Then go for it.

Would you like to kiss me?

Would you like to kiss me? (if no say I didn’t say you could,
you just look like you had something on your mind) if she says
anything else, then go for it or say “let’s find out” and go for it.

Kiss my cheek
After you do something that can be rewarded, like something
she likes or makes her laugh or like a magic trick point to your
cheek and say “kiss my cheek”. If she does then you can say
“nice, but like this” or “no you’re doing it all wrong, like this”
then go in and kiss hers. See if you can get her to kiss yours
again “like that, now try again”.

Eskimo Kiss

“This is the perfect time for an eskimo kiss, do you know what
an eskimo kiss is?” Rub noses together, then go for it or rub
noses together again and then go for it.

David Deangelo’s The Kiss Test

Touch the tips of her hair and say “your hair looks real nice” and
stop and see her reaction, if good then touch again “ya, its real
soft” if she still likes then go for it.

Mystery’s Kiss Gambit

Lean in and lean back just enough to touch her personal space to
test her response, if she doesn’t flinch or move away the go right
in and kiss her.

Lovedrop’s Kiss Gambit

Hug her and peck her on the top of her head, hold her close and
kiss her forehead, kiss her on shoulder, kiss her on back of neck,
kiss her jawline, cheek, chin, lips. all while rubbing her shoulder
muscles, arms, back, outside of hips and thighs.

You smell so good, I’m trying hard not to make out with you
right now. I’m not even in that head space, yes I am, I didn’t say
that. Ah fuck it, come here
8. DHV Routines and Stories

These are all personal to me obviously but see the structure with
dhv spikes, social proof, preselection, doing cool fun stuff,
having connections, friends, etc. and use stories from your own
life with dhvs in them, write them out, test them and see what
works good for you.

Judge Judy Story

Have you ever been on tv before?

I was on Judge Judy once. This guy in my neighborhood went in
my house and stole $1000 from me, so I called up my 4 best
friends and they all came with me to his house. And I’m not a
violent person at all I try to avoid violence at all costs but this
definitively crossed the line so when you came out of his house I
clocked him in the face with a right hook direct hit and he runs
back in his house, locks the door and calls the police. So we
leave and after I file a lawsuit at the vista courthouse and a week
later get a call from Judge Judy saying she heard about our case
and wants us to be on her show.

So me and a couple friends go to Hollywood, I win the money

back, got paid $500 for showing up, and Judge Judy made this
guy look like a fuckin imbisol. The day after that people at work
were coming up to me saying they saw me on Judge Judy. It was
classic.

Kasanova Magazine

Have you ever done modeling? My friend Terrence is the owner

of Kasanova Magazine. It’s a new luxury lifestyle magazine. I
can probably hook you up if you’re ever interested in doing a
photoshoot sometime.

Exotic Dancer Girlfriend

My last girlfriend was an exotic dancer, don’t be a hater, when I

live in Portland for 6 months. I used to go see her at her work all
the time and then she eventually just started coming over to my
house. You wanna see a picture of her. Tell me if you think
she’s cute.

Tash Rapper
Do you know Tash the rapper? My friend Jacob is a hip hop
artist and is friends with Tash and I went to his house one time
and he was there. He gave me a corona, we smoked a blunt and
started freestyling together. Rapping with Tash, sick.

Marisa Psychic

I’m psychic, my friend Marisa is a psychic, she lets me take her

classes for free.

(One time we were practicing psychometry. Do you know what

that is? It’s the Greek word for spirit, also known as token or
object reading, where you get messages about someone by
making physical contact with an object that they’ve had for a
long time.)

She says I have all the same gifts she does, and I’ve done
readings before. Have you ever had your tarot cards read before?
Are you curious?

Chris Angel Vegas

Do you guys wanna see a magic trick? Do you know who Chris
Angel is? Me and my girlfriend/friends were in Vegas and we
saw the Chris Angel show at the Luxur hotel, you know the
hotel that’s a pyramid? And one of my friends works with Chris
Angel and showed me how to do one of his tricks, do you wanna
see it? But I can only do it once.

Ok, you, stand up for a second, put out your hands out like this.
Like this, put em like this, are you right or left handed? Put this
one away, I’m going to try to make ash come from my hand
onto yours, are you ready? say abra cadabra. Open your hand.

Massage Kathleen

Have you ever been to massage envy? Oh you gotta go. They
got the best massages ever. I found this masseuse Kathleen,
beautiful girl, she’s been doing massages for 6 years, I used to
hit her up every month and then she eventually just started
coming over my house whenever I want I can just text her.
Works out real good.

Party Across the Street

My friend Jay and I throw parties all the time, he lives right
across the street from pour house and we go there for a little ski
trip intermission and come back. He always gets me in the Boars
Crossing at the front of the line with no cover and he always get
us free drinks somehow and he knows all the bouncers, it’s
crazy.

9. NEGS

Is she always like that/this?

I can’t even talk to you know

This girl, you can dress her up but you can’t take her anywhere.

This relationships not gonna work out because you’ll bring

home ugly girls.

Alright get off me.

Ok, that’s all you get.

How do you guys roll with this girl?

You are so cute, I can’t stand you now.

I hate you, oh come here and give me a hug

You are the coolest annoying dork, who has annoyed me all
night.

10. Qualify and Connection

So what do you want to be when you grow up?

Tell me about something you’ve been interested in lately.

So tell me 3 things about you that would make me want to get to

know you better, besides your looks.

Let’s play the I like game, I’ll go first, I like electronic dance
music, taking mali and going to strip clubs, meeting girls at bars
and clubs, Las Vegas, watching movies, waverunners, making
money online, hanging out with my friends

Ok so if you could only do one thing for the rest of your life
what would it be? And what the emotion you’d get or how
would you feel inside? Is what they call your core value and as
we were talking about it you actually felt it for a second right?
Ok so we fulfilled your life goal in a couple minutes, you can
die now.

What are you passionate about?

11. Cocky Funny

I don’t like how you look at me like that. Like I’m some kind of
piece of meat. Are you groping me? I kinda think you just want
me for my body.

Buy me a drink before you hit on me like that/you try to court

me.

She wants me but I’m playing hard to get.

I know you love me, admit it.

This is gonna sound funny but can I check your pulse, I’m
checking because the heartbeat never lies. Perfect, just as I
thought. “what?” You’re very attracted to me, I know because
the heart never lies.

Pull/Venue Change/Date Setup

What are you doing tomorrow? Tell you what, I’m gonna be at
Starbucks around 9pm tmrw, why don’t you come by, I’ll read
your tarot cards and you can buy the coffee, how’s that sound?

You seem like a fun person to have a coffee with sometime.

What do you like better mocha frappachinos or strawberrys and
chreme?

Do you like to party? My friend/girlfriend is having a party

across the street, were going to rips shots and come back, are
you down?

Do you smoke weed? I’m going to my car to smoke a bowl and

come back, are you down? Then in car put on a fitting song,
smoke a bowl and try to kiss her or put her hand on your dick or
something like that.

We’re bouncing, you coming with?

My friends and I, were about to grab a bite over at Mel’s Diner,

you’re more than welcome to tag along.

You are so fucking gorgeous, you have to come to my party

tomorrow.
16. Logistical questions

So who are you here with? Oh cool, what are you doing after
this? Where are you staying? What are you doing tomorrow?

Where’s your boyfriend. (so she says if you has one or not, if
not she’ll usually say “I don’t have a boyfriend” but remember
sometimes she will lie)

Miscallaneous

Twin brothers

Your at a party or a club and you meet twin brothers that look
exactly alike physically. One of them has the best hands of any
man you’ve ever met and the other is an incredible dancer,
which one do you pick? Same scenario, one make you laugh
more that anyone you’ve ever met, the other one is the most
incredible kisser you could ever encounter in a lifetime. Which
one do you pick? Last one, one of them makes more money that
Bill Gates, and the other one makes you feel like you are the
most desirable woman to walk the face of the planet, which one
do you pick?
Phone Game/Texting

Value giving texts are information about what you did today or
going back to something you were talking about earlier ideally
that she was enjoying and when you guys were at a high point.
Call back humor also can work along with this principle.

Text things that make her laugh and are funny that doesn’t ask
anything from her or doesn’t require a response.

Text her something funny and after you guys texted each other
back a few times and it’s going good, then ask her out.
Give her names, lovebug, little mud puppet,

Try using we, “when can we get together” instead of “when are
you free”

In the beginning give her as much time she took for her to
respond to you, never respond to fast, sometimes wait a while to
respond, introduce unpredictably into the dynamic right away.

Also text her a few times, get her on a high note, and then stop.
Also text real stuff from your life and ask her stuff about hers

A pattern you can try is call back humor, something about her,
and her name. Eg. hey Sam, you ever figure out how we did that
Chris Angel trick? You were more fun and outgoing than most
the girls there.

You can include your name in your first text so that she doesn’t
have to ask, who is this.

If you don’t have any call back humor keep it simple like
“Hey Sarah, It was great to meet you. Have a good night. -Alex

Then after a few exchanges of witty repartee and she’s getting

emotional again then go for the kill by saying “let’s meet up
later tonight” “we should meet up later tonight”

Don’t try to get her to meet up on the first couple messages

You can try “baiting” by using a low pressure or non specific

text about the two of you meeting up so if she’s interested she’ll
respond but if not you haven’t lost much ground and you can
keep working from there. The classic formula is “You guys
should meet us out” or “let’s get together next week”
if we don’t hang out soon then I’m going to start cheating on
you

Oh my god, u have got to see this video I saw on facebook

(cool video, evan ball catch? Hmm,

We are going to be at Pour House at 11, you and your friends

should stop by

Try to do 4 value adding texts to every text that has something

to do with meeting up with her again.

Find out her schedule first to limit her no’s to you, you don’t
want it to become a pattern.

Have 3 or 4 ideas for a date meetup, instead of asking to meet up

for coffee 5 times in a row, eg. karaoke, live music at bar for
drinks, bowling alley, some kind of party idea “were playing
beer pong, stop by for a drink” etc. if she can’t make coffee
suggest a different meetup (bar?) when you ask her out again.

The ideal is to get her to come to your place and you guys leave
together, then when you get back invite her in for a second to get
her back in your house.
Sara! Pour House Friday night. Be there or we are breaking up
and I’m not taking you back this time

Text commonalities when you first met

Funny or teasing pet names?

Don’t text back right away every time, at least be a little bit of a
challenge which will make her more comfortable.

If you don’t get a response after 1 or 2 texts then stop the

bleeding and stop texting her for a day or 2 to give her time to
forget about it. Then send her something light in a few days
pretending like it never happened. If it was a major mistake wait
longer before re initiating.

Have and deliver routines that seed the original conversation

with opportunities for call back humor on the future text

You should text a girl within 1 day of meeting her, to help her
remember hanging out with you and the good emotions she felt,
better to text sooner than later, or just text her something right
away even if she’s right in front of you
If you don’t get a hold of each other soon, memories and
emotions dissipate

Text her stuff you think is fucking awesome.

I’m getting ready for our romantic 2nd/3rd date.

After a grueling 2 hour work day I’m ready to prepare the

romance.

Match the length of your texts to her last response, don’t text a
lot more than her last response

Text her something awesome that you’re doing right now and
don’t invite her “I’m at this really cool bar/party (make
comment of what’s going on there) there’s these 2 girls making
out at the bar. Hope your well, drop you a line soon.

Also texting her a picture of the 2 of you that you took before on
your phone is a good first text along with a comment or not.

Putting your name in her phone with a funny nick name can be
cute, boy toy, sex machine, sex god, dream lover, etc.
In Conclusion, you should learn and practice to become a master
at approaching the hottest women at bars and clubs and being
able to attract them and game them properly and efficiently. The
more you get out there and interact the better you will become.
Also consider using a tape recorder to record the whole night so
you can get to hear your delivery and know how to improve
especially after hearing the girl’s responses after, so you
eventually know not only what to say but how to say it. You will
probably notice either speaking to fast, not using enough pauses
or using weak or rapport seeking tonality, speaking to quietly
etc.

The more girls you have in your life, the more social power you
will have and the less you will worry or be overly concerned
with anyone particular girl that you have on deck or that you’re
trying to seduce. Having a harem of 10 really hot girls that you
can text anytime to come over is very empowering and is an
ideal for most men. The very best way to turn a hot girl stranger
into a friend or a girlfriend is to have sex with her as soon as you
possibly can. (On average it takes 4-10 hours but you can
shorten this especially by doing several venue changes to
activate the time distortion effect.) This way she will start to
care about you because you have potential value for her now and
are less of a threat to her value, she already gave it up, instead of
blowing you off and ignoring you like your nothing to her.
If you can’t hook up with her that same night you meet her and
have to get her number then make sure it’s after 25 minutes of
solid game or she won’t remember you or will not really care
too much as there are too many other cool guys that she has
access to or that will come around for her.

Good luck out there in the field my friend,

May you have all the success with women and dating
that you could ever desire,

Elvisman