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Snowballs.
Seaweed.
A gummy bear.
9. I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
10. What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
11. Did you hear about the guy who broke both his left arm and left leg?
12. What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison?
15. People wonder why I call my toilet “the Jim” instead of “the John.”
16. I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger…
17. I went to the bank the other day and asked the teller to check my balance.
Microchips.
20. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A Juan on Juan.
There’s no point.
29. Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra.
31. What do you call someone wearing a belt with a watch attached to it?
A waist of time.
One says, “Spit out your gum” and the other says, “Choo choo choo.”
33. What did the janitor yell after he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
37. What do you say to a drunk who walks into a bar with jumper cables around his
neck?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
40. If April showers bring May flowers, what comes next in June?
Pilgrims.