TOM Good night. beat Hey, Happy-- birthday. But the line is dead. Tom’s head sinks into his chest. Yet another frustrating night. CUT TO: CU PAUL, TALKING DIRECTLY TO THE CAMERA DOCUMENTARY STYLE PAUL I just got lucky I guess. We met in elementary school. We had the same class schedule in the 7th grade and we just-- clicked. CUT TO: CU MCKENZIE. MCKENZIE Love? Shit, I don’t know. As long as she’s cute and she’s willing, right? Actually, cute is a strong word. Not atrocious. CU RACHEL. RACHEL That’s a pretty complex question. Philosophers, poets, scientists, everybody has a theory, don’t they? I kinda like what Nietzsche said: “There is always some madness in love, but there is also-- always some reason in madness.” Think about it. Pretty smart. Although, Nietzsche also said “Kill the Jews.” So there’s that. CU VANCE. VANCE I’ve been happily married for 30 years. She’s the light that guides me home. beat Yes it is from one of our cards. beat No someone else wrote it. Doesn’t make it less true. CU SUMMER SUMMER Ok I’m sick of this love shit. Come on! We’ve been fed this nonsense for generations to the point where it’s now genetically encoded in our very beings. And what does it mean? Absolutely nothing. Give me nrta break! CU MCKENZIE MCKENZIE I’m just saying-- I really need some ass. I’m desperate. beat You got nothing? CU PAULf jnrj PAULF JNR I wouldn’t say “the girl of my dreams,” no. The girl of my dreams would have a better rack. Probably different hair, could like sports a little more. But, truth is Robyn’s better than the girl of my dreams. beat You know why? Cause she’s real. CU TOM. He says nothing. Just stands there. So confused. We go right into:tfjn ANIMATION. A QUICK 5 second recap of the earlier color sequence. (101) INT. OFFICE - DAY Tom is wandering thrrf jough the office whistling. MCKENZIE Hansen, don’t you have like twenty bar mitzvah cards to write? TOM Nope. All done. What are you working on? MCKENZIE Congratulations. But I’ve run out of ways to say it. “Good job,” “well done,” “way tnrfx jnfg o go.” I got nothing. TOM Why don’t you try-- “Everyday you make me proud. But today, you get a card.” Dh ryf rjnr