And there was the girl who was

so cross-eyed that when she

eye fell on her left cheek.
m
2nd Spook: "I sure did. He wasn't in."
j? First Ghoul: "Your father just
11 fell into the fireplace."
l! Secpnd Ghoul: "Well, poke him
 Mother Monster: "Are you spit
| Child Monster: "No, but fn
fallen into the well."
Second Beast* "That's okay. We
use city water now." •
1st Spook: "Do you know why ,
't:
1st Boy: "My dog took first prize
at the cat show!"
2nd Boy: "How was that?"
1st Boy: "He took the cat." ’
"Frankenstein's Monster
"Why do you say that?";
"Didja hear about the ghoul
who's on a diet?"
"No."
"He only eals midgets."
| Doctor: "What sepnis to be the ;
problem?"
l| Wolfmun: "£yery time 1 srruie, 1.
I* "bite my hose!'-
"Didja hear about the ^host who
months? Mis sheets got lost at
the laundry
sters found?
Mr. Spook:
"I hear you shot at a werewolf
Was he wild?" • , \
|gjgpipN£j
WBB0ING
"ghat's the best Way to hold
"By the tip of his wings."
"I want to do something big and
"Then why not’give King Kong
a bath?"
WOULD SOMEBODY TELL ME A SCARY STORY?
THE LAUNDRY MAN IS HERE FOR THE SHEETS, DEAR!
LULLABY AND GOODNIGHT
AND PAPA BEAR SAID “SOMEBODYATE W PORRIDGE,TDD I"
BUT 1 USED » MOUTH HMSH THIS MORNING!
MY GIRDLE IS I
*IF SHE NOTICED MY DANOROFF?
: DETECTIVE !
RING AROUND THE COLLAR I RING AROUND THE COLLAR I
E THERMOSTAT DOWN 1
COME ON IN! THE WATER'S FINE l
0.K. B0D0V, LETS SEE Y0UR DRIVER'S I
WAKE UP MISS, WE'VE RENTED VOUR ROOM I
WHO THREW THAT MUOBALL ?
BUT I DON'T WANT TO DANCE ANYMORE!
THESE VITAMINS REALLY WORK !
■ IS KILLING ME !
DO YOU HAVE DISHPAN HANDS ?
SAtILE !...YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA !
YOU'VE BEEN IN THE WATER SO LONS
YOUR SKIN'S WRINKLED I
Y, GET THE HAIO !
. BE DONE CUTTING YOUR HAIR IN A MOMENT I