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Highborn Luxuries

T
wo words serve as the

defining traits of heredi-


tary nobility in fantasy worlds: luxury
and treachery. Those born to wealth
and privilege seek to keep what they
have so they may enjoy it, and many—
perhaps even most— seek to gain more
at the expense of their fellows.
This leads to a never-ending game
played with subtle pieces for lethal
stakes. Any meal might be poisoned,
every bit of correspondence might be
intercepted, and a lackluster showing
at a party or a moment of perceived
weakness on a fox hunt today could
find one at the bottom of the social
WRITING Peter Martin
pecking order tomorrow...or a shallow COLOR ART Júlio Rocha
EDITING Mike Myler
grave. It is a world of decadence, LAYOUT Frank Michienzi
duplicity, and death.

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Naturally the nobility make for an This fire poker can be used as an improvised
melee weapon that deals 1d4 bludgeoning damage.
incredible market for the enterprising While attuned to it, you can use an action to grasp
its handle and speak its command word to subtly
mage. Nobles will pay for anything shift the poker’s weight distribution. The fire
poker becomes a martial melee weapon that deals
that they think can give them an edge 1d6 bludgeoning damage and has the Finesse
property. Damage dealt with the fire poker is not
or enhance their decadent lifestyle,
magical damage.
and they have the finances to be a Alternatively, you can speak a second command
word to burn out the item’s power and transform it
repeat customer. Yet nobles aren’t the into a rapier that lasts for a minute before rusting
away to nothing. Damage dealt with the rapier is
only ones that can benefit from such not magical damage.

trinkets. Clergy, traveling merchants,


and of course adventurers often find I won a bet with mine.
ingenious uses for these items. Some upstart young bravo was
convinced he could beat me in
Defensive Fire Poker a duel. I let him think I was
Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement;
cost 150 gp)
handicap ping myself by choosing
One thing that’s very common in noble residences
are fireplaces, and the wealthy tend to keep a lot of
a fire poker from the hearth. I
tools nearby to fuss with and manage the flames
within as they burn. Due to the cutthroat nature
hope he enjoys his lack of hair
of politics among nobles, sometimes these humble
implements are snatched up to defend against an
this winter. Perhaps he’ll find
attack—or perform one. someone to knit him a hat.
—Lady Lirel S“ wiftblade ” Talinien
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I set one of these up as a distraction
Guardian Glassware once. T he ogre guard just sat down and
Wondrous item, common (cost 100 gp)
Alcohol (particularly fine alcohol) is found at let the stand read him bedtime stories
almost every nobleman’s meal, and the discerning
aristocrat has the twin problems of poison and while I robbed his master blind. Tucked
undesirable temperatures to contend with. Guardian
Glassware solves both of these problems. Each piece him in and made my escape. Best thing
is enchanted to serve a specific type of alcohol. Any
liquid you pour inside it remains at the desired I ever stole.
temperature for the intended beverage and changes
color to a vibrant, sickly green when the liquid is —Skirvan Twelvefingers
poisoned. The glassware does not detect substances
that are not poisonous on their own (and require a
second substance to activate) or substances you are
allergic to. Narrating Book Stand
Alternatively, you can speak a command word Wondrous item, uncommon (cost 115 gp)
to instantly neutralize any one poison in the glass. This book stand is carved from fine hardwood
The glassware loses its enchantment and becomes a and decorated with intricate carvings. It is large
mundane item. enough to accommodate most ordinary books,
though larger tomes may be too big to stay on it.
When an opened book is placed on the stand and
I swear this humble drinking you speak its command word, the stand reads the
text of the book aloud. The stand’s voice is pleasant
glass has saved my life more but monotone. Once reading has begun, the stand
magically turns pages to keep up with what it is
times than my bodyguards. reading aloud, and it will keep your place if told
to pause as long as the book remains on the stand.
And there’s nothing like If the text in the book is magical, the stand does
not trigger the magic. For example, it will not begin
forcing a would-be poisoner to casting spells out of a wizard’s spellbook if one is
placed on it or set off a magical trap triggered by
drink the contents themself reading text if one is inscribed in the book. The
book stand provides no protection from informa-
once it’s turned green. That tion contained in the text that has a deleterious
effect on you (for example, traumatizing you or
looked painful. Too bad it was triggering a flashback). Each book stand knows one
language (chosen when it is created) and can only
over so quickly. read text written in that language.
Alternatively, you can speak a second command
—Duke Argan “Ironjaw” Cavorot word to have the stand read out a single spell scroll
of 2nd level or lower, casting the spell inscribed
on the scroll. If the spell has a target, it targets the
closest eligible creature or item within range. If the
spell has an area, it is centered on the bookstand.

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I have taken to lighting one of these
If the spell emits a ray, cone, or similar effect, it while taking confessions for certain high-
affects the area directly in front of the book stand.
born folk. The truly contrite are reassured
If something would cause the spell to fail, the scroll
is wasted. Once the book stand has been used in by the knowledge that their confession is
this way (successfully or not) it loses its enchant- in confidence, and those looking to make a
ment and becomes a mundane item.
show of their piety are taught a valuable
lesson in humility as their boasting draws
Pen of Immaculate no attention from others. And for wealthy
Correspondence parishioners, buying more candles for the
Wondrous item, common (cost 75 gp) church is a fitting penance.
These ordinary-looking quill pens exert very
subtle control over a writer’s mind and muscle —Father Gregor Haldeigh
movement, cleaning up penmanship and giving
them a much better chance of writing without
errors. Each can only provide its corrective benefits
with a single language. You can still make mistakes
on purpose if you desire (perhaps as part of a code). Private Candle
The pen also never runs out of ink for writing. Wondrous item, uncommon (cost 150 gp)
When you use a pen of immaculate correspondence, When you light this ordinary-looking white
roll a d20 once per page. On any roll other than a wax candle it sheds bright light in a 5-foot radius
1, it gently and subtly corrects any errors in your and dim light for an additional 5 feet. Within the
penmanship, spelling, and diction. On a 1, some- range of the bright light cast by the candle, sound
thing may slip by on that page. is normal. In the dim light, it is muffled, and a crea-
Alternatively, you can speak its command word ture in the dim light has disadvantage on Wisdom
to have the pen dictate a single document of no more (Perception) checks made to hear noise from within
than 500 words. The pen animates and transcribes the bright light. Beyond the dim light no sound
the words spoken to it flawlessly, with perfect escapes. Outside sounds enter the radius of the
penmanship and no errors. The pen then loses its candle unimpeded. Once lit, the candle lasts for up
enchantment and becomes a mundane item. to 10 minutes or until its flame is extinguished.

I have always been better on the battlefield than the study,


but my lady love was patient enough to give me one of these for
corresponding with her. It was absolutely wonderful. Whoever
thought a simple pen would be my most treasured possession?
—Sir Bertrand the Protector, High Marshall of Cedar Peak

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Security Seals
Wondrous item, common or uncommon (cost 65 gp for the
magic signet ring, plus 1 gp in wax per letter for level 1,
60 gp per letter for level 2, or 80 gp per letter for level 3)
These rings look just like ordinary signet rings
with wax that comes in a variety of colors. Some
nobles use different colors to indicate different levels
of security or different command words, but most
pick something that matches their house colors.
• Level 1: When you press the signet ring to
make a wax seal and speak the command
word, the wax becomes enchanted. If a creature

You are encoura ged to


breaks or removes the seal without speaking
the command word, it begins emitting an ear-

choose a random, hard-to


splitting shriek that can be clearly heard up to
300 feet away and does not stop until the wax

guess comman d word rather


is completely destroyed (burned, dissolved,
etc.) or the command word is spoken.

than the name of your beloved


• Level 2: Instead of shrieking when tampered
with the seal incinerates the correspondence,
dealing 2d4 fire damage to the paper and any
creature in contact with it.
steed, your heir’s birthda y,
• Level 3: Instead of shrieking when tampered
with the seal explodes, dealing 2d8 fire damage
or the name of your childhood
to the paper and any creature and objects within
5 feet of it (no saving throw). In addition, if you
fencing tutor. It only takes
are on the same plane as the seal, you receive
a determined spy a few
a telepathic warning that your correspondence
has been tampered with. weeks of asking around at
Alternatively, you can use an action to remove
the signet ring and crush it underfoot. Doing so court to dig up this kind of
immediately causes all sealed correspondence
created with the ring to combust as if a level 2 seal information, and then all of
had been broken. The signet ring loses its enchant-
ment and becomes a mundane item. your correspondence might
as well be unseale d.
—Spymaster Rantson Mikatos

of Northriver

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Most people who buy these use
Tidy Luggage
them instead of actual musicians. Wondrous item, common (cost 150 gp)

Amateurs. I’ve found they work Any clothing you place inside of this simple, unas-
suming handbag is kept clean, dry, freshly-pressed,

even better when you use them as an and wrinkle-free regardless of its condition when it
enters the bag. The bag does not repair any damage

accompaniment . I set up twenty, or wear to clothing. You may store up to two suits of
clothing and one suit of light armor in the bag. Any
then hired minstrels to play the same other items placed inside are immediately ejected
back out.
tune. My guests were swooning at Alternatively, you can use an action to speak its
command word and burn out the bag’s magic. The
the beauty of it all. bag immediately magically teleports the armor
stored in it onto your body. The handbag loses its
enchantment and becomes a mundane item. e
—Countess Irinia Steinfel

These were made for nobles


Symphonic Music Boxes on long trips, but let me tell you,
Wondrous item, common (cost 100 gp)
When you press the catch on this music box it
plays the sounds of a single musical instrument
those trunks get anything out of
performing a specific piece of music. When you anything. I’ve come out of some
line up and interlock together more than one of
these music boxes, starting one simultaneously pretty horrible swamps and
activates all of the music boxes in the chain,
producing effects as simple as a duet or as impres- dungeons covered in things I’d
sive as a full symphony.
Alternatively, you can use an action to break the rather not contemplate—and the
bag has cleaned it all off with
catch, making the music box explode in a burst of
ear-splitting sound as it plays every note at once.
The music box emits a discordant screech in a
15-foot radius for 5 rounds. Each creature in the nary a trace left. After walking
area makes a DC 13 Constitution saving throw at
the start of its turn or is deafened for 1 minute. The back to town in clean clothes once
sound can be heard up to 300 feet away. The music
box is destroyed by the process, becoming a loose
you’ll never leave without it again.
mass of broken mechanical parts.
—“Blackshield ”

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