These are class notes for some fake class.

Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.
Tell her she looks thin. Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn't make sense. But, okay! Anyhoo,
your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you
were actually wriggling through them.

Who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Is
that a cooking show? No, she'll probably make me do it. You know, I was God once.
And why did 'I' have to take a cab?

What kind of a father would I be if I said no?

What are their names? Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why
didn't I break his legs? Negative, bossy meat creature! I could if you hadn't
turned on the light and shut off my stereo.

I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make
sense.
One hundred dollars.
Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a
woman can.
You wouldn't. Ask anyway! Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the
Internet was only used to download pornography. Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will
'destroy' you! Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.

I feel like I was mauled by Jesus.

Bender, this is Fry's decision… and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to
interfere in his life.
Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing.
It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up
inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. No, of course not. It was…
uh… porno. Yeah, that's it.

OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. I've been there. My folks were always on
me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? Hey, tell me
something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing
your laundry?

So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct? Enough about your
promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. I was all of history's great
robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!

There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and
spelling errors! Bender?! You stole the atom. I am Singing Wind, Chief of the
Martians. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but
they don't pay you or let you go.

Yes! In your face, Gandhi! And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that
would be it. For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one
who liked lilacs! When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on
between two consenting adults.

Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in
your species: fatal or non-fatal? With gusto. So, how 'bout them Knicks? I meant
'physically'. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean
the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually?

Is that a cooking show? This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against
me! Bender?! You stole the atom. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder
why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!

What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you
some stupid food. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! And
from now on you're all named Bender Jr.

I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Doomsday

device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Would you censor the Venus de
Venus just because you can see her spewers?

Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be
something you'd have to freebase. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to
do it yourself. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! 'It is!' My precious
torso!

Fatal. It doesn't look so shiny to me. Who are you, my warranty?! My fellow
Earthicans, as I have explained in my book 'Earth in the Balance'', and the much
more popular ''Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth', we need to defend our planet
against pollution. Also dark wizards.