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PILOT EPISODE:
MAKING MONEY
Written by
Blaise Hesselgren
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EXT. LONDON STREET / TOWER HILL / TOWER OF LONDON - DAY
A dirty, clipped silver coin lies on a rough wooden table in
front of three upturned tankards. The shell game.
A hand lifts a tankard, placing it over the shilling.
SHARP
Where's the cole? Where'll it go?
The SHARP'S hands dart over the table, swapping, sliding,
slipping, gliding the tankards around each other until they -
STOP.
A new, callused hand appears; TAPS the central tankard.
SHARP (CONT'D)
Penny for a peek.
NOTHING.
LABOURER
It was there. I saw it!
SHARP
You saw wrong. Who's for another?
CRASH - The LABOURER SWEEPS the table clear with his arm -
tankards go flying - NOTHING underneath any of them!
LABOURER
You thieving -
It's good.
NEWTON
This is legal tender until Friday.
DRIVER
And come Friday you think you'll
have enough new coin for all of
England? Huh. Good luck to you.
NEWTON
Luck is for fools. I have solved
the motions of the heavenly bodies;
the mechanisms of the monetary
system provoke little challenge.
HAYNES (PRE-LAP)
I am Hopton Haynes, your clerk.
HAYNES
Welcome to the Royal Mint, sir.
On the other side the sheer inner walls of the Tower only
serve to reflect the sound back onto Mint Street, doubling
the constant clamour of the industrial scale metalworking.
Haynes, oblivious to Newton's state, has continued up Mint
Street and is now a few yards ahead.
HAYNES (CONT'D)
I've sent for Mr Neale, the Master
of the Mint, to show -
HAYNES (CONT'D)
Mr Newton?
Beyond Haynes a man exits a Mint building. This is THOMAS
NEALE, MASTER OF THE MINT, 60's, rotund and pompous, his nose
pickled as red as the wine he loves.
HAYNES (CONT'D)
Mr Newton, sir? Are you well?
HAYNES (CONT'D)
Are you alright, sir?
NEWTON
Harumph..Yes..Yes...I am fine.
HAYNES
You must be tired from your journey
-
NEALE
Haynes.
HAYNES
Mr Neale, I think Mr Newton needs -
7.
HOLT
I need evidence, Mr Ellis, not
words. Do you have any?
Ellis shakes his head - no.
HOLT (CONT'D)
Mr Chaloner, the charges against
you are dropped. You may go.
CHALONER
My Lord, I have further information
for the Commission.
CHALONER
We are in crisis. Our trade has
stalled, our people are idle and -
CHALONER (CONT'D)
- our soldiers are unpaid, putting
the war with France at risk.
CHALONER (CONT'D)
What little coin we have left -
CHALONER (CONT'D)
And so our future depends on -
CHALONER (CONT'D)
- an ill run and ill equipped Mint.
9.
CHALONER
The Mint has no credible oversight,
Two more men appear, with a box of coins. They put it down.
CHALONER (CONT'D)
- the men are knaves and laggards -
CHALONER (CONT'D)
- who are tasked with producing -
CHALONER
- fifty thousand new coins a week.
CHALONER (CONT'D)
At present, they do not come close.
Newton frowns, but takes a planchet and follows Neale into -
CHALONER
Some say Mr Neale is of suspect
character -
CHALONER (CONT'D)
- that he debases the new coin -
CHALONER (CONT'D)
- embezzling the gold for himself.
CHALONER (CONT'D)
Others report that a coiner -
CHALONER (CONT'D)
- and bought two coining dyes -
CHALONER (CONT'D)
- of the new issue -
CHALONER (CONT'D)
For his own criminal use!
THUMP
- it SLAMS down, imprinting the dye
design on the planchet.
CHALONER
Waste, corruption and coining.
CHALONER (CONT'D)
In normal times, any one of those
would ruin the Royal Mint. Now?
CHALONER (CONT'D)
We stand on the edge of a
cataclysm. My Lords, you need a man
who can save the Great Recoinage, a
man with experience, intellect -
Newton stops at the Pyx, holding his new coin over it.
CHALONER (CONT'D)
- and the courage to act. I am he.
NEALE
LADS! DOWN TOOLS!
NEALE (CONT'D)
Men, this is Mr Isaac Newton, the
new Warden of the Mint. Mr Newton,
a few words if you please.
Silence.
One man - SCOTCH ROBIN, scarred cheek - watches closely as
Newton fumbles in his pocket for something. It's empty.
Newton pats his other pockets, panicking. Still nothing.
He looks up into the staring, curious eyes of the workers -
NEWTON
Hurumph. Where's..? My bags...
Newton lurches through the astonished Mint workers and out of
the room, leaving an awkward silence behind him.
Neale raises an eyebrow at Haynes. That's the great Newton?
Really?
TAKES A SIP -
He swallows, grimacing, swiftly replacing the cap before -
He DOUBLES over, RETCHING and falling to the floor.
Behind him the label on the bottle of metallic silvery liquid
reads: QUICKSILVER.