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Oh, my God.
I can't believe it.

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I just won
an art contest.

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Thanks.

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I still don't
understand why you

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- wanted me to say that.
- Shut up.

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I got her.

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Not cool, Dwight.

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Not cool, man.

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Oh, no.

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I still have the lease on the
Michael Scott Paper Company,

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so occasionally, I will sneak down
here for a little coffee and dancing.

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I actually dance
all the time.

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Tip-toeing around
corporate, it is a ballet.
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When I am breaking all the
rules, I'm break dancing.

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And espresso.

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Guys, I'm scared.
I'm really scared.

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I think I'm growing
into a giant,

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because look at this
normal-sized coffee cup.

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Looks so tiny in
my giant hand now.

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Anybody want to go to
lunch with me later on?

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I do. Okay, how about a woman?
Pam?

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I can't do lunch. I was
just sending you an e-mail.

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Jim and I need to leave early today
to meet with our contractor.

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Really? Okay.

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Just sent it.

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What about
the rest of you?

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At Dunder Mifflin,

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there is a very strict
no-lunch-with-the-boss policy,

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and I don't know
who instituted it.

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I think it started right after
my predecessor stepped down.

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But at the Michael
Scott Paper Company,

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I really enjoyed having lunch
with Pam and Ryan every day.

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So, rules be damned, I want to
have lunch with these people.

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Who else?
Who else? Ryan?

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I don't do lunch. I'm doing
five small meals a day now.

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Now that I'm back to doing
the job of a temp again,

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I find that food is one
thing I can control.

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Okay, anyone?
Anyone at all?

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Accounting, I am a-counting on
you to go to lunch with me.

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No, I don't want to stay late
to have a two-hour lunch.

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Michael, we have
a lot of work to do.

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What?

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Work.

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God. What happened
to you people?

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"We are
just office drones.

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"We are office drones.
All we do is work. Is work."

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If you don't take out his battery,
he just keeps going all day.

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Oh, no, your
battery fell out.

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"I was just
learning to love."

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Hi, guys.
How are you doing?

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Erin, how many times
do I have to tell you?

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It is not necessary for you
to ask us how we are doing

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every time you
interact with us.

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You're right.
I'm sorry.

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Now, how can I help you?

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Did somebody here leave a map in
the printer to Youngstown, Ohio?

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Attention, office. Who here is
planning a trip to Youngstown, Ohio?

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I will take your silence to mean
that you are all hiding something.

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This location is
the superior court...

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So someone's going
to a court. Big deal.

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It is a big deal, 'cause there's
only a handful of reasons

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why someone would ever go
to a courthouse in Ohio

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and not be charged with a crime.

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Claim an inheritance
from a deceased relative,

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to obtain a learner's permit
at age 14 1/2 instead of 15.

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Erin, let me see
your birth certificate.

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Sure.

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There are other
reasons to go to Ohio.

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We're getting
married today.

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So, it turns out it's the closest
place to get a marriage license

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without a three-day
waiting period.

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Tell them how it happened.

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Okay, so we're going through
all the wedding plans,

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and, boy,
it is complicated.
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And very expensive.

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Very expensive.

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'Cause you say you
want a small wedding

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and that's great,
but then you have to...

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You can't leave anyone out.
No one.

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Okay, just get
to the good part.

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Right, so, this morning, we are
having breakfast together...

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Mmm-hmm.

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...and I just looked up
from my cereal and I said,

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"You know what I want to do today?
I want to marry you."

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I had just woken up.
I didn't look cute.

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That's how I
knew he meant it.

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Michael?

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Michael, sorry to bother you. Are
you going to be working down here?

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Do you want
these down here...

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No work! No work! No work!

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I come here to
release frustration.

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Well, I like to swim.
That's good.

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You've got a
cool place to come.

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If you ever want to come down
here, door's always open.

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Lock's broken, so...

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Thank you.

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Give me your hand. Hey, here
we go, here we go. Yeah.

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There we go. Now you got it.
Now I do got it.

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Now you got it. Hey, you
want some espresso?
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Yeah.

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Gotta keep
yourself dehydrated.

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That's rule number one. Okay.

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I love it.
I love it.

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Guys, I believe that I have figured
out what is up your butts.

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There's no reason
to be scared.

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The bad man is gone.
Charles is gone.

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Charles really did
a number on these guys.

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They are way too
focused on work.

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When I was in charge, this place
was like Dave & Buster's,

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people just hanging out,
having fun, eating apps.

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I don't know, it's like
Dave died or something.
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Daddy's here, and Daddy is
going to take care of you.

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Please don't refer to
yourself as our daddy.

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I am your big daddy, and I am
going to kiss the boo-boo.

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Little
Andy is afraid.

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Andy's afraid?
Yes.

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Are you all afraid?
No.

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Daddy's here for you,
my little angels.

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Okay,

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I think that I have figured a way
to get you guys out of your funk.

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What?
Funk is the problem,

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and the solution.
That makes sense.

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I have taken my
downstairs office
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and I have turned it
into a place to hang out,

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a place where unattractive and
attractive people can get together,

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to meet, to greet, to see
the ones that you love,

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to love the ones
that you see.

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Is this our punishment for not
wanting to have lunch with you?

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Why don't you get
over lunch, Oscar?

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Everybody else is past it.

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All work and no play
makes Michael a dull boy.

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This is like a haunted
coffee house thing?

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No, Dwight is confusing you.
It's more of a disco.

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It's like a haunted disco.

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With coffee, but
without the haunting.

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It's a combo dance
house-coffee bar.

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It is a daytime disco
on the ground floor

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of an industrial
office building.

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It's a Cafe Disco.

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Exactly.

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Like a disco-cafe.

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What? No. No.
Not even close.

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I can't force you to go
down, but I can entice you.

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I'm going to
be down there.

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Erin will be down there
from time to time,

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and all-you-can-eat espresso.

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Well, Kevin, I guess
it is just me and you.

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Yeah.
Holding down the fort.
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Yeah. This place is great.

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Thank you.

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Oh, my God, Kevin,
I am still on hold.

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You were supposed
to get the answer

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from Michael
and come back up.

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This is a no-work zone.
Please respect the lei.

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Yeah, respect the lei.

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Come.

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Kevin, stay.

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Kevin, come.

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Kevin, stay.

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Kevin, come.
Stay, stay.

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Come on, right now.
Cookie, Kevin. Cookie.
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There is
no cookie, Kevin.

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Is there a cookie?
Mmm-hmm.

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Come on.

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For goodness sakes,
Kevin, there's no cookie.

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There's no cookie.
Come on. Come.

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I wanted a cookie.

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Completely unacceptable.

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Now I know what the founders
of Philip Morris felt like.

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You just want to give people
a smooth, fun way to relax,

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and suddenly, you're just
some terrible monster.

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Here we go.

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What the hell!

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Hi, Jessica,
is Bob in?
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He's on a call.

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Well, I'll just
duck my head in.

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It's pretty important. He
wouldn't want to be disturbed.

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Can I give him a message
before he gets off?

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Tell him I'm going
dancing downstairs

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in the storage closet
between the bathrooms

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that used to be a utility shower,
and he should join me there.

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I'll let him know.

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Mmm-hmm.

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Phyllis?

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Hi.

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Hey.
Hey,

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I like.
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All right. Back... There you go.
There you go. You got it.

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Show me some attitude.

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Mother.

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God. No, no, no.

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Back.

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Wow, what did you do?

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You didn't do that.
You're okay.

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You're okay.
Let's lie down.

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Give me... You want
to go down? All right.

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Sorry.

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Okay, that's okay.

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Backs are a problem.
Okay, sweetie...

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Right here.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey. I got your text.
Who's Phillip?

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No, no, no.

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Who tipped you over?
Was it Phillip?

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It's my back.

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It's her back.
We just... We need...

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God, call a doctor.

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You know what? We're going
to take care of you.

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We're going to get you help.
Come on, come on.

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Call Bob.

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No, no, no,
this is no good.

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Yeah, back
injuries are common.

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Not as common
as knee injuries,

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but more common
than wrist injuries.
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I don't need a
history lesson, okay?

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What do you
think history is?

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Just... We need to
get her out of there

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because no one is going
to want to go in there

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with a woman writhing
around on the floor.

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Wait, wait, wait,
but most importantly,

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we need to get her some
medical attention ASAP, stat.

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Here we go.
Here we go.

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Ramming speed.

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Okay, out of the way.
Move it or lose it.

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Oh, my God, what happened? You
having fun taking a little ride?

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Just having
too much fun.
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Phyllis, we're gonna put you in here.
Dwight's gonna take care of you.

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What? No, I thought we were
going to the hospital.

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If you want to get sick,
you go to a hospital.

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Okay, Dwight.
Okay, good.

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I do not want
anybody to worry.

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What happened
to Phyllis?

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You know,
nothing. She's...

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We were hanging
out at Cafe Disco

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and she had a flare-up
of an existing injury,

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but she's a
tough old bird, so...

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Can you please
go back to work

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instead of masterminding
these situations

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wherein we
hurt ourselves?

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Okay, fine. Phyllis
did injure herself,

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but she injured
herself having fun,

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and I don't think she would
trade that memory for anything.

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I would like the
memory of a day

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uninterrupted
by this nonsense.

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You all took a life here today.
You did.

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The life of the party.

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Erin, I want you
to go downstairs,

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and I want you
to shut it down.

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You mean unplug the coffee
machine and bring it up here?

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00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,304
I don't care. Bury it.
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I hope you're happy.

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00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:13,190
Okay. I'm going to need
two able-bodied men.

252
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,945
Cafe Disco? More
like crappy disco.

253
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,446
You're bad.

254
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,006
There's girls in there. Where?

255
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,591
The other room.
What other room?

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00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,427
Down the hall.
There's girls there?

257
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:42,594
What did I just say?

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00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:43,679
You bring my sandwich?

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00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:44,972
Forget the sandwich.

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Girls. Girls.

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00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:53,439
I guess they got what they want.
I am eating alone.

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Might as well be dinner.

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Comfy? All right, all right.
Just relax, relax, okay?

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00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,454
Dwight. Dwight.

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00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:11,540
Come on, relax. This shirt
wasn't doing you any favors.

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00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:15,627
If my assessment is correct,
you grind your teeth?

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00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:16,879
I do.

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00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:22,009
No kidding. She sits three feet from me.
It's the most annoying thing.

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00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:26,096
It's like children
singing Christmas carols.

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00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,112
Yeah. I'm loving
the vibe down here.

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00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:44,114
Ashley. You made it.

272
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:47,910
You invited someone?

273
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,495
Oh. Yeah. Was I not
allowed to do that?

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00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:52,498
I don't know. I've been here
eight years, and I've never...

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Rude.
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I'm not sure, but I'm pretty
sure I'm in a dance-off.

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Cafe Disco is dead, but I can
still hear the music in my head.

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00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:14,770
I hear it, too, boss.

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00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,416
It's better
than I imagined it.

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00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,170
It feels good, Dwight.

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Tell me where it hurts.

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00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,633
Right... Right there.

283
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,553
Yeah, you've got
a knot in your crest.

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00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:50,430
This remedy has been passed down
in my family for generations,

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00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,266
and it always works.

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00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:56,645
My grandfather was told that Diamond
Dancer would never race again.

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00:14:56,729 --> 00:15:00,732
They were wrong. He came in
ninth in the Apple Creek Derby.

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And his jerky came in
third the following year.
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A majestic beast.
So fast, so tender.

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Welcome, welcome. Cafe Disco.
I am Michael Scott.

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Hey, Angela,
welcome to Cafe...

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Stop!

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00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,877
Angela, Angela, Angela, may I
interest you in a triple espresso,

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00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,421
or perhaps a dance?

295
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,007
No, I didn't come down
here to get wet and wild.

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00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,216
I just need you
to sign these.

297
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:29,261
All right.
Here you go.

298
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:30,762
And, no, you need
to sign them all.

299
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,472
No, no, no.
Here is the deal.

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00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,933
One signature
for every song.
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00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:37,060
Look, I hate to
be "that" person,

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00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,438
but I just don't like the
general spirit of music.

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00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:43,900
I know, I know. Angela, a lot of
people doubted Cafe Disco at first,

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00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:47,529
but it is a magical place. You
have to give it a chance.

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00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,449
If these walls could
talk, they would say,

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00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:53,744
"This is a magical place.
You're safe here.

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00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:57,122
"We are talking walls.
We're not going to eat you."

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00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,209
No.

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00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:05,297
This is oil from
the gland of an otter.

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00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:08,550
It keeps their fur water
resistant, as well as traps heat.

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00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,385
Now, I need you to
lie still for an hour.

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00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,596
An hour? I can't
stay here an hour.
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00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:16,183
Whoa, whoa, girl.
Whoa. Whoa.

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00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:20,437
Boss, this used to hang from my
windshield, but it belongs in here.

315
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,398
Hey, thank you, Creed.
You really get this place.

316
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:27,402
No problem. I'll just have no
idea who's driving behind me now.

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00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,243
Look out.

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00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,625
Yeah!
Yeah.

319
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,212
Yeah!
Finish it off.

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00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:46,755
Oh, no! Oh, no!

321
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,471
Here we go. Okay,
something's gonna happen.

322
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,564
Here we go. Yeah.

323
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,376
I'm going to go
with the python.

324
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,211
But the rattler's so scary.

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00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:30,006
No, please, I find the rattle soothing.
Puts me to sleep.

326
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:32,968
I think Bob's going to cheat
on me with his new secretary.

327
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,017
What's so funny?

328
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:44,646
When I say it out
loud, it's so silly.

329
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:52,195
Hey, hey, Angela, no.
No cleaning up.

330
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,698
You are forcing me
to be down here.

331
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,324
Am I not allowed
to have some fun?

332
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,160
No cleaning up.

333
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,257
These are for you.

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00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,426
They're beautiful.

335
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,137
You ready?
Yeah.

336
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:38,533
We should probably stop by.
It would mean a lot to him.

337
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:47,083
Hey. Hey. Man,
Jim and Pam.

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Can you believe this?
It's really happening.

339
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,714
Want to dance, Dwight?

340
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,508
Ordinarily,
I would say no,

341
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:58,011
but you need to move to
reduce lactic acid buildup.

342
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,931
Also, this song
is fantastic.

343
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,142
Mind if I steal my wife?

344
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:07,187
You can't steal what is
legally your property.

345
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,567
Are those staples?

346
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,695
This dance competition
is not over.

347
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:19,241
What dance competition? I was just
dancing casually with my friend, y'all.

348
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,742
Yeah, right.

349
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:38,635
You guys are the
best for coming.

350
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,971
You don't have to stay if you
don't want to. I understand.
351
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,722
We're going to stay.
Really?

352
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,766
At least for
one more dance.

353
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:49,062
No, not me. Not me. Get out of here.
Cafe Disco.

354
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:52,649
Hey, come on, man.
We're not even to "Y."

355
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,109
This is so cheesy.

356
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,318
Yes.

357
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,992
I like cheesy.

358
00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:03,201
Me, too.

359
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:10,125
You know, I think maybe I
want a wedding wedding.

360
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:12,210
Me, too.

361
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:13,795
Really?
Yeah.

362
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,637
Would you like
to dance?

363
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,139
No.
364
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:35,692
Yeah. No, well, okay...
Stop squirming.

365
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,611
Well, stop trying to poke
me with a sharp thing.

366
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:39,738
You wanted to do this, okay?
Just be brave.

367
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,114
I know, but you're
not a professional,

368
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,699
and I'm thinking maybe we
should have gone that route.

369
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,367
I'm doing... No, I'm
doing it for free.

370
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:45,577
Just... You have
to stop squirming,

371
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:46,786
otherwise, I'm
going to mess up.

372
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,371
Are you sure that's
not the gay ear?

373
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:49,998
Gay ear?
Are you 12 years old?

374
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,124
Well, I...

375
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,417
Look, I'm going to
count to three.
376
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,501
Count to 20.

377
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,338
No, I'm going to count to three.
One, two, three.

378
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,923
Son of a bitch!

379
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,008
Andy, that was
just the ice.

380
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,509
It was?
Yeah, it was.