why wedding


cards should come

with a menu
an in-depth logical analysis
 you’ll know which

wedding to attend

mix veg
“Congrats! I won’t be able to make it though”

mattar paneer
“Congrats! I will confirm soon”

kadhai paneer
“Congrats! It’ll be an honour and pleasure
for me to attend your wedding”
you’ll know

what to eat
(and how much)

STOP 1
chaat counter
parampara.

prathishta.

pani puri.

STOP 3
STOP 2
exotic lotus leaf

salad bar
wrapped guchhi pulao
let me skip to

the good part if this sucks- I can always fall back on...
 FOR QUICK BREAKS

parking lot
if you know, you know

STOP 6
gulab jamun
shall I sabotage my entire
plan by having 3 servings
of this?

YES.

STOP 5
naan
chahe jitna plan

STOP 4 karlo garam naan

nahi milegi
paneer

butter masala
...you ☟ 90% of the reason

why I’m here

dal makhani
 with best wishes

R(Saohhi an and Friends

l ne s
irf 100 rupee diye)

you’ll know

what to gift them

“let’s give an envelope of 501”
“they even have chocolate
fountain on the menu”
“make it 1001”
 you’ll not have

to give any EX-cuses

 you’ll never go

through this

*on the way home*

“Broo. The rabdi was SO good.”

“Rabdi kahan thi?”

“You didn’t have? With the jalebi?”

“Jalebi bhi thi????????”

 you’ll know who

your real ones are

Jain Friend
You’re all invited!

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Punjabi Friend
Bhai, menu se ek page missing
hai kya?

Jain Friend
Bass yahi tak tha jo tha.

Will you attend?

Punjabi Friend
Its ok.

Meinu tujhse pyaar hai,

Menu se nahi.