1 WORRIED ABOUT How LITTLE FEEDBACK, BIG FUNNIES IS GETTING, OUR SALES ARE GLAH, AND “THE ONLY GUEST ARTIST WE HAVE THIS 135UE IS_DON LemAX.. GRANTED, HE'S A TERRIFFIC OLO PRO, AND HIS STUFE IS GREAT.... BUT HE'S HERE BECAUSE T HUNTED Him Down, [AND FANBOYED Him INTO CONTRIBUTING. BE HONEST ITH ME -15 \/f m1 Your HosT, SAVAGE SauiRRet. 9 V WE cot Some GREAT TITS AND Pf PEKS FoR You, “THis |ssuE! POLKS! 1 THIN T CAN SAFELY SAY “TART NO AMERICAN PORN Comic SHOWS You MORE ENGORGED FLESH FoR YOUR DOLLAR! YOU HAVE MADE A WISE INVESTMENT! BUT Now, KEARNO WANTS. To WRINGE: NO, I STILL THINK. ASKING PEOPLE TO WRITE IN IS THE BEST WAY To Go. TO ENCOURAGE THIS, I'ne) INCLUDING AN OPINION POLL IN THIS ISSUE ~ PICK Ft STORY, AND KARNO WILL DRAW IT, WST_TO EXCITE Your JICES! 12ZAT A 6009 DEAL, OR WHAT? So WRITE INE PARTICIPATE IN LIFE, FoR ONCE s WHY 1s NOBOVY WRITING. IN? WHERE ARE ALL THE UP AND % COMING PORNOGRAPHERS ? HAVE THEY BEEN EATEN UP GY THE NET ANG CompuTER GAMES? I FUNCAMENTALIST SEX HATRED BACK, IN THE SHAG OF GENERALISSIMo BUSH? OR Am f dust A LAZY EDITOR? eT wat AML SP PeSED To 90? Go DooR To DOOR, ASKING IF THE IKJARTAN ARNERSS0; HRAONBRAUT IY 220 IeB ANOS! TCELAND Kacnoe@ islendia. is BIG funnies no.8, Feb. , 2003 is published by Radio Comix, PMB #117, 11765 West Ave, San Antonio, Texas 78216. All contents are ©copyright Kjartan Arnorsson, except for Lomax’s 4 pager, Nothing from this book may be reproduced without the express written consent of the copyright holders, except short passages for the purpose of review or promotion. Don't try us, fanboy. We're older and meaner than you are. No similarity to any character(s) and/or place(s) is intended, and any similarity is purely coincidental. All characters are over the age of 18. Actually, they're drawings, and have whatever age I say they do. This is obvious to all but a gibbering idiot. Alas, since gibbering idiocy is ever more common among the officials and bureaucrats of our great nation, we had to include that age statement. Ah well. Things will improve after the revolution, Meanwhile, just ENTOY THE SHOW!FELLOW PERVERTS presents a real treat for you, this issue: Namely Don Lomax, veteran maestro of ‘American porno comix! He's the author of Case Morgan PI, Hooters, Vietnam Journal, and assorted strips for just about every men's mag that's worth the money. It is therefore a great honor to present Mr. Lomax's first, and hopefully not last story in BIG Funnies: DON'T GET ME WRONG. 1 DIDN'T COME TO THE U.S. RECRUITING BUT AS 1 GRAVITATED ‘ WELL-KNOWN, PREFERENCE, ASION LADIES AND ORIENTAL TWATTIES, ONY FIRST GENERATION DESC OF ENT THE PECIFIC RIM VOICED THEIR LONGINGS TO ME TO EXPLORE THEI ROOTS. ON DREAMY. Se OS RIGID MANHOOD IS é OULDTHREE PLONE TICKETS, LADIES. SEE YOu AT THE AIRPORT . Cast DISSENSION OVER ANY 51 OF FILIPINA TISN\ RECEPTAC! 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As a reader of your comic “Big Funnies", I wanted to say your recent issue with its dedication to Stellos, touched me all over again. ‘And T also wanted to ask if why you thought the one pic in the last issue with the stretched out female bunny on the immense penis was disturbing.... ‘There are a few women out there that have that exact fantasy....( myself being one of them ) Tt's fantasy, and I enjoy it. Anyway, keep up with the artwork that makes so many of us happy out in the world.” Jenn. Youre more than welcome, Jenn - I love hearing from my female readers! Below, David writes: *Karno's Big Funnies #5 and #6 - Like the return of the Macho Schmuck with humans instead of anthropomorphics. ( Even though you did get Savage Squirrel in there having a ball at the Macho Scmuck’s expense. ) Also liked the story of Teeka the bunny girl. I liked her figure most after she had removed the key from the cowgirl, and after having sex with the goat guy “doctor”. After that, it was a bit much. Issue #4 -"First Day on The Job"- Nice work. Great "yikes!" look as she sees the stallion's erection, and her "gulp" look was the capper. Also like the stallion and the mouse-gir! on the beach cover. Looks like she's up to something! Cute end panel with Bootsie the cow-gir! and Sammy the horse-guy with his "education* on proper behaviour, and his "reward". Also from issue #5 - "The Fan" with Kitten Kelly. Her “deflowering” of the young guy was a very nice story, you even had a bit of humor in it, as Kitten playfully "gooses" the guy as they enter the shower, and the bull and cow losing it as he lets out a yell of sheer joy. I would too, under the same circumstances.” David Z. Jenn and Kermit write: “The first thing I would like to say is how sad Tam hearing about STELLOS and his wife. I was just becoming aware of his work and wish to experience more than what is on furry nation. Maybe you could help in some new sites! My feed back would have to state any thing containing Molda, or like wise figures attracts me like a magnet, as I AM a big tit addict. My porno collection is taking over my home! Anyway that take over I would relate to the male part characters in your strips. T'll let you know how the tests go.” Kermit the Hermit ‘Tests? What tests? This worries me. Am I supposed to know about these tests? Scott hand-wrote me a terrffic letter, which, due to it’s Jength, I unfortunately have to to chop up like a side of beef, and just run a slice of one of the good parts: .." The best story in this issue was by for *THE DRAGON'S BRIDE" Excellent, excellent job, my man! I really like the way you depicted the dragons! All of the art was realty good and quite dynamic ( some- thing that can make or break a sex comic ). What did T like best about the Dragon's Bride? The fact ‘that it had a human female interacting with the dragons. T'm really not into *furries” or “anthropo- morpics* that much when that's all there ever are in story, $0 you can imagine what a surprise and turn- ‘on this story was when I saw the dragons fucking the human girl, Mery! Z think you have really been selling yourself short if you think you can't draw human women because you definitely can ( Mery proves that for me! ). I was a little disappointed that we didn't see more action with Mery and the two Dragons, it ended rather abruptly...I was kind of hoping to have seen a OP. with Mery and the Dragons, plus some throat-gagging suck jobs on some huge dragon dick! Maybe next time? T did like the little interplay between you and the ignorant critic at the end. I can really identify with everything you said, as T am a writer of porn-fics... My stuff is designed to make people to get them- selves off, pure and simple. It's entertainment for crying out loud! Scott MT knew the lady. Those are real. KGARTAN caeMy old pal, PAL, writes in with this ego-boosting missive via Email. Such praise from PAL is extra heartwarming, because I know he’s a damn good writer, himself. Praise from Ceasar, and all that... Karna, In this current unerotic age, where access to all types of naughty naked people is as easy as typing "XOOC' on a search engine, people of little imagina- tion and no talent flood the world with uninspired drivel that displays sex as something so primal and consuming as to drain any aspect of enjoyment out cof it. Having witnessed a fair sampling of today's "porn," one could conclude that a prerequisite to ‘orgasm was overbearing angst. In other wards, when was the last time you saw people screwing who looked like they were having fun? You, Karno, bring mirth and silliness back to naked people (with HUGE erogenous zones) that has been sorely missed since the passing of Xooxenophile. Forget the grim determination of most comic porn, give me the laughter and delightful interludes that you provide so weil. PAL Ajacs writes in via Email: ‘Thank you for BIG Funnies. I enjoy your fine comic nearly every day (sometimes twice)! T wish T could say I own every issue of BIG Funnies, but the things sell out so fast, I'm lucky to grab what I can, when I can! I do own more: than T've missed, and each one is, in my opinion, premium porno! ‘My favorite characters in your comics are Bootsie Bovee of the Pleasure Boosters, and Molda. T never knew T had a thing for cows! Still, Bootsie has a smokin’ little bod, and when she bent over for her version of Pin the Tail on the Donkey, she was HOT! ‘Twas kind of sad that Molda had another man in issue #7. T sort of hoped she and Donny were more of an “item than that. On the other hand, that means that Donny has all the right in the world to invite Dian over to help him do Moldal Of all the compliments I could heap on your mag, the best T can think of is that it hasn't sunk as low as some of the naughty comics T liked to read. "Squirmin' Herms" was close to grossing me out, but a lot of other mags have gone to being fully homosexual. YUCK! ‘Thanks for making it about the fine babes, man. Well, that's all for now. Keep up the good work ‘and MORE BOOTSIE! MORE MOLDA! Signed, ATACS, Richard Karandosh wrote me a wonderful letter that soberly explained why “cocksucker” had become a curse word. [ surely wish I could run it all, because it’s GREAT stuff. But it would take up the whole letters section if I did. Damn. At least I’ll run his criticism on BIG Funnies: Moving on, issue #6 was pretty darn good! T haven't seen that Porno Babies story since Xtra Spicy Tails #4. (Ves, it was a good idea to change the name to Pleasure Boosters. I liked the old name, and T know they aren't children, but it really gave the wrong idea.) I'd like to see a sequel to "the Monster": it was a nice, and kind of romantic story. "Teka" was great fun, and your art was looking very Ernie Colon-ish there. (Which is huge praise, from me!) I only had problems with "Play nice with Barbie” in the last panel when we saw how small (and assume how young) that little filly is, compared to her mom. Then ‘talking about a little sister? That just hit my gag reflex. (I'm not asking you to change, I'm just telling you my reaction, Tt made me. say "Yuck" at the end.) Issue #7 just came out and is wonderfull (Yes, writing this letter has taken that long.) The Dragon's Bride was fun, and the "screw the critics" sequence was a nice change-up for an ending. Almost as if you assumed that the rest of the story was so predictable as to be ignorable. Perhaps that's true, but I still wanted to see Mery double-penetrated by draconian fenceposts. (I'm a perv, but you should guess that.) Cap'n Breezy was very funny and well written. The art was all right, passible but not my favorite style. Dog Bone was « fun way of playing with anthropomorphism. Hey, where's the fun in funny animals if they're just humans with animal heads? The two "At what point...” pages were interesting, but would have been more so if we knew who were making the comments at the bottom. I think T recognized a couple of names, and T do wonder what the heck Trump wrote. And Big Game, Hunters was nice, if familiar. Wasn't that space ship from Star Spooge in Savage Funnies Special No. 1? Is the bug back to his wench-napping ways? Will he get his little buggy butt kicked as usual? I sure hope so! Is it just my imagination, or are the shrinking pages done at a different time than the rest of the comic? No matter, it's a good story. Well, that's all for now. Thanks for all the fun, and T'll see you next issue, Richard Karandosh. Welp, that’s it for now! Please do keep the comments coming in to: KIARTAN ARNORSSON Hraunbraut 14 200 Kopavogi ICELAND Kamo@islandia.is