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One-liners and proverbs part K-Li 100 Hot Books

Karl Marx's Mother: If Karl, instead of writing a lot about capital, had made a
lot of it ... it would have been much better.
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always d
o that, but the really great make you feel that you too, can become great. (Mark
Keep your head and your heart in the right direction and you will not have to w
orry about your feet.
Keep your head in the clouds.. you're the first to know when it rains, and it's
easier to see the silver lining.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. (Benjamin Frank
Kids need love the most when they're acting most unlovable. (Erma Bombeck)
Killing time murders opportunities.
Kindness: a language the deaf can hear, the blind can see, and the mute can spe
Kindness has converted more sinners, than zeal, eloquence or learning. (F. W. F
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
(Mother Teresa)
Knowing is not enough;
We must Apply.
Willing is not enough;
We must Do. (Goethe)
Knowing what to say is not always necessary; just the presence of a caring frie
nd can make a world of difference. (Sheri Curry)
Knowing without doing is like plowing without sowing.
Knowledge is that which is acquired by learning.
Wisdom is knowing what to do with it?
Knowledge of God can be fully given to man only in a Person, never in a doctrin
e. Faith is not the holding of correct doctrine, but personal fellowship with th
e living God. (William Temple 1881-1944)
Language is the dress of thought. (Johnson)
Last night I dreamed my life was done, and heaven's gates flung wide.
And with kindly grace, an angel ushered me inside.
And there stood those I'd shunned or judged unworthy or unclean.
Indignant words rose to my lips, but never were set free,
On every face showed stunned surprise: no one expected me.
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's
can shorten it!
Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper. It doesn't permanently solve any pro
blems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile.
Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart.
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life; it adds flavour, keeps it from becomi
ng too dry, and makes it easier to swallow.
Lawyer (n): Larval stage of Politician.
Lazy ness is the only luxury that not even a millionaire can afford.
Leadership is an opportunity to serve. It is not a trumpet call to self importa
Leadership is the ability to get men to do what they don't want to do and like
it. (Harry S. Truman)
Learn from other people's mistakes, life isn't long enough to make them all you
Learn from the past
Live for today
Look for tomorrow
Take a nap this afternoon
Learning history is easy. Learning its lessons is almost impossible.
Learning is forging a head.
Thinking is foraging a head.
Learn to listen, opportunity often knocks softly.
Learn to say no. It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin. (
Charles Haddon Spurgeon)
Leave loved ones always with loving words. It may be the last time you see them
Let me give so much time to the improvement of myself that I shall have no time
to criticize others. (Dean Cresham)
Let nature take its course and hope it passes.
Let perseverance be your engine and hope your fuel. (H. Jackson Brown Jr.)
Lets face it, the world would be a boring place without oppressive governments.
If we were free to do or say whatever we wanted, it wouldn't be exciting to do
or say anything. (James Maverick Cook)
Let us realize that the privilege to work is a gift, that power to work is a bl
essing, that love of work is success. (David O. McKay)
Let us so live that when we die even the undertaker will be sorry. (Mark Twain)
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. (Soren Ki
erkegaard 1813-1855)
Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to it.
Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up, depends up
on what you're made of.
Life is an echo.
What you send out - you get back.
What you give - you get.
Life is a roller coaster.
You can either scream every time you hit a bump or you can throw your hands up i
n the air and enjoy it.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time an
d have the time of your life.
Life is fragile ... handle with prayer.
Life is full of surprises. Just say "never" and you'll see.
Life is hard, no one makes it out alive.
Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know when you'll find a nut.
Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism
; the way you play it is free will. (Jawaharlal Nehru)
Life is like a game of tennis; the player who serves well seldom loses.
Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the past perfect and the present tense.
Life is like a ladder, the higher you climb, the more expansive your view is. (
Taimi Megivern)
Life is like a mirror, if you frown at it, it frowns back; if you smile, it ret
urns the greeting.
Life is like a movie..How good you do depends on your critics.
Life is like an onion. You peel it off layer by layer and sometimes you cry.
Life is much like writing in ink : All you can do is read over your past and lo
ok forward to a blank page for your future that will soon be filled with words t
hat can never be erased. (Gabe Suico)
Life isn't fair, but life isn't fair for everyone. That makes life fair.
Life is really a bed of roses, others are just lucky to have friends to help th
em pick the thorns off.
Life is so much simpler when you tell the truth.
Life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding the third.
Life is too short to long for money.
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. (John Lennon)
Life is what you have while you are waiting to have one.
Life itself cannot give you joy unless you really will it.
Life just gives you time and space. Its up to you to fill it.
Life just gives you time & space; it's up to you to fill it.
Listening and hearing are two different senses.
Little birdie in the sky,
dropped a poopie in my eye
I didn't scream,
I didn't cry,
But I thanked the Lord cows can't fly!
Little Johnny's new baby brother was crying and screaming up a storm. He asked
his mom, "Where'd baby brother come from?"
His mother replied, "Heaven, Johnny. He came from heaven."
After listening to his baby brother's wailing for another few seconds Johnny sho
t back, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out"
Live by what you trust, not by what you fear.
Live each day as if it were your last, but learn from each day as if you will l
ive forever.
Live for Jesus now and spend the rest of eternity in the non-smoking section.
Live so that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town goss
ip. (Will Rogers)
Live without pretending,
Love without depending,
Listen without defending,
Speak without offending,
Give without ending,
Build without rending.
(Nina Roberta Baker)
Live your own life, for you will die your own death. (Latin proverb)
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