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Sam, a surely sergeant from Cisco, Texas, saw a sailor sit silently on a small seat
reserved for youngsters. He stayed for several minutes, while tots swarmed around.
Sam asked the sailor to cease and desist but he sneered in his face. Sam was so
incensed that he considered it sufficient incentive to sock the sailor. The sailor
stood there for a second, astonished, and then strolled away. Sam was perplexed,
but satisfied, and the tots scampered like ants over the see-saw.
A lazy Thursday at the zoo found the zebras grazing on zinnias, posing for pictures,
and teasing the zookeeper, whose nose was bronzed by the sun. The biggest
zebra’s name was Zachary, but his friends called him Zack. Zack was a confusing
zebra whose zeal for the reason caused his cousins, who were naturally
unreasoning, to pause in their conversations. While they browsed, he
philosophized, as they grazed, he practiced Zen. Because there were Zack’s
cousins, the zebras said nothing, but they wished he could muzzle himself at times.
PLEASING WOMEN
A new, special kind of store just opened up in a Manhattan shopping center. This store
sells husbands, yes that’s right - women can choose their men from floors of choices.
Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing a
positive attributes… a nifty setup - with a catch. As you open the door to any floor, you
may choose a man from that floor but if you go up, you cannot go back down except to
exit the building. Interesting, right?
So a young woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the
sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and
says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further
up?” So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman
remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes
again.
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The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely
good looking. “Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely
good looking and help with the housework. “Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting.
BUT, there must be further up!” And again she heads up another floor.
EXERCISE 5: Find 14 words in the puzzle and write them in the correct
column.
Words Words
with the with the
sound sound
/ɔ:/ /ɜ:/
bird
Shorts Fashion
Shave Flash
Bushel Bush
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Sheep are such cute animals. The salad needed more radish in it.
Help me put away the dishes. Crush the cans for recycling.
The lightning flash scared me. Mash the potatoes in the pot.
I can't find my brush. Flush the toilet after you use it.
You should eat more fish. Polish the spoon till it shines.
The end.