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    The document contains several jokes about turkeys. It asks what a turkey said to a computer (Google, google), why a turkey crossed the road (to pretend it was a chicken), what a running turkey is called (fast food), what a mother turkey said to her naughty son (her papa would turn in his grave if he saw him), and why a turkey brought a microphone to dinner (he was ready for a roast).

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    The document contains several jokes about turkeys. It asks what a turkey said to a computer (Google, google), why a turkey crossed the road (to pretend it was a chicken), what a running turkey is called (fast food), what a mother turkey said to her naughty son (her papa would turn in his grave if he saw him), and why a turkey brought a microphone to dinner (he was ready for a roast).

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    Thanksgiving Jokes 1

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    Oliwia
    The document contains several jokes about turkeys. It asks what a turkey said to a computer (Google, google), why a turkey crossed the road (to pretend it was a chicken), what a running turkey is called (fast food), what a mother turkey said to her naughty son (her papa would turn in his grave if he saw him), and why a turkey brought a microphone to dinner (he was ready for a roast).

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    What did the turkey say

    What key has legs and


    to the computer?
    can't open a door?
    ➢ Google, google.
    ➢ A turkey.

    Why did the turkey cross


    Who is not hungry at
    the road?
    Thanksgiving?
    ➢ He wanted people to
    ➢ The turkey because
    think he was a chicken.
    he’s already stuffed!

    What did the mama turkey say to her


    What’s a running turkey Why did the turkey bring a
    naughty son? microphone to dinner?
    called?
    ➢ If your papa could see you now, ➢ He was ready for a roast.
    ➢ Fast food. he’d turn over in his grave!

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