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WHY DID THE BIRD GET HOW DOES A BARBER WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT
IN TROUBLE AT SCHOOL? DRIVE TO WORK? BELONGS TO SOMEONE ELSE?
FOR TWEETING ON A TEST! HE TAKES SHORTCUTS! NACHO CHEESE!

WHAT’S THE SMARTEST INSECT? WHAT KIND OF SHOES WHY DID THE PEANUT
A SPELLING BEE! DO FROGS LOVE? GET INTO A ROCKET?
OPEN-TOAD! HE WANTED TO BE AN
ASTRO-NUT!
HOW DOES THE OCEAN SAY HI?
IT WAVES! WHY DO DUCKS ALWAYS PAY
WITH CASH? WHAT FRUIT DO TWINS LOVE?
BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS PEARS!
NAME THE KIND OF TREE
HAVE BILLS!
YOU CAN HOLD IN YOUR HAND?
A PALM TREE! HOW DO BEES BRUSH THEIR HAIR?
WHERE DO MOST HORSES LIVE? WITH HONEYCOMBS!
IN NEIGH-BORHOODS!
WHY DO BIRDS FLY SOUTH
IN THE WINTER? WHY WON’T PEANUT BUTTER
IT’S FASTER THAN WALKING WHICH PLANET LOVES TO SING? TELL YOU A SECRET?
NEP-TUNE! HE’S AFRAID YOU’LL SPREAD IT!
WHERE DID THE MUSIC TEACHER
LEAVE HER KEYS? WHY ARE BASKETBALL COURTS WHO EATS SNAILS?
IN THE PIANO! ALWAYS WET? PEOPLE WHO DON’T LIKE
BECAUSE THE PLAYERS DRIBBLE! FAST FOOD!
WHICH SUPERHERO HITS
HOME RUNS? WHAT KIND OF KEYS ARE SWEET? WHY DID THE BANANA
BATMAN! COOKIES! VISIT THE DOCTOR?
HE WASN’T PEELING WELL!
WHY IS A FOOTBALL STADIUM KNOCK, KNOCK!
ALWAYS COLD? WHO’S THERE? WHY DID THE COMPUTER
IT HAS LOTS OF FANS! WOO. GET SICK?
WOO-HOO! IT CAUGHT A VIRUS!
NO NEED TO GET SO EXCITED;
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS
IT’S JUST A JOKE!
THE PLAYGROUND? WHY DID THE TEACHER
TO GET TO THE OTHER SLIDE. HAVE BIRDSEED?
FOR HER PARROT-TEACHER
CONFERENCE.
WHAT KIND OF MATH
DO BIRDS LOVE?
OWL-GEBRA!
WHY ARE ELEPHANTS
SO WRINKLY?
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED
TO IRON ONE?
WHY WAS THE BROOM LATE
TO SCHOOL?
IT OVER-SWEPT!
WHAT IS THE STRONGEST
ANIMAL IN THE SEA?
MUSSELS!
WHAT KIND OF CHICKEN
IS THE FUNNIEST?
A COMEDI-HEN!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SEAGULL
THAT LIVES BY THE BAY?
A BAGEL!
WHAT COLOR DO CATS PREFER?
PURR-PLE.
WHAT DOES A TRICERATOPS
SIT ON?
ITS TRICERA-BOTTOM!
WHAT IS A SLEEPING DINOSAUR?
A DINO-SNORE!
WHAT KIND OF PIZZA
DO DOGS EAT?
PUP-ERONI PIZZA!
HOW DO YOU HELP A BABY
ASTRONAUT FALL ASLEEP?
YOU ROCK-ET!
IF CARS RUN ON GAS,
WHAT DO CATS RUN ON?
THEIR PAWS!
WHAT DO CATS WEAR TO BED?
PAW-JAMAS!
WHAT KIND OF PICTURES
DO TURTLES TAKE?
SHELL-FIES!
WHY DON’T OYSTERS SHARE?
THEY’RE SHELL-FISH!
WHAT DO YOU CALL WHERE DO BIRDS INVEST
A FAMOUS TURTLE? THEIR MONEY?
A SHELL-EBRITY! THE STORK-MARKET!
WHAT DO YOU FEED WHAT NUT HAS THE MOST MONEY?
AN ALLIGATOR? A CASHEW!
ANYTHING IT WANTS!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW
WHAT MAKES A SICK LEMON WHO PLAYS THE TRUMPET?
FEEL BETTER? A MOO-SICIAN!
LEMON-AID!
WHAT’S A PIRATE’S
HOW DOES SPIDERMAN FAVORITE COUNTRY?
DO RESEARCH? ARRRRGH-ENTINA!
ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB!
WHY DID THE ICE CREAM TRUCK
WHAT’S THE LARGEST BREAK DOWN?
GEM ON EARTH? BECAUSE OF THE ROCKY ROAD!
A BASEBALL DIAMOND!
WHY CAN’T DALMATIANS
WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU WIN AT HIDE AND SEEK?
DIP A CAT IN CHOCOLATE? BECAUSE THEY’RE ALWAYS
A KITTY-KAT BAR! SPOTTED!
WHAT FOOD IS NEVER ON TIME? WHAT DO NEWBORN
CHOCO-LATE! KITTENS WEAR?
DIA-PURRS!
WHAT COOKIE FLAVOR DO
MONKEYS LOVE? WHAT DID THE LITTLE TREE
CHOCOLATE CHIMP! SAY TO THE BIG TREE?
LEAF ME ALONE!
WHY DO HURRICANES WEAR
A MONOCLE TO SEE? KNOCK, KNOCK!
BECAUSE THEY HAVE ONE EYE! WHO’S THERE?
TANK.
TANK WHO?
WHAT DID THE CLOCK
YOU’RE WELCOME!
ASK THE WATCH?
HOUR YOU DOING?
WHAT’S IN THE RECIPE
FOR GOLD SOUP?
WHAT’S THE MOST FAMOUS FISH?
FOURTEEN CARROTS!
A STARFISH!
NAME SPIDERMAN’S
WHY ARE FISH SO INTELLIGENT?
FAVORITE MONTH...
BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN SCHOOLS!
WEB-RUARY!
WHAT KIND OF FISH LOVES
KNOCK, KNOCK!
GOING TO BATTLE?
WHO’S THERE?
A SWORDFISH!
PIZZA.
PIZZA WHO?
PIZZA ON EARTH, GOOD WILL
TO MEN!
WHAT’S AN ASTRONAUT’S KNOCK, KNOCK! WHAT BREAKS WHEN YOU SPEAK?
FAVORITE MEAL? WHO’S THERE? SILENCE!
LAUNCH! LETTUCE.
LETTUCE WHO?
WHAT DO ATTORNEYS WEAR
LETTUCE IN AND WE’LL TELL YOU!
WHY CAN’T NOSES BE TO COURT?
12 INCHES LONG ? LAW-SUITS!
THEY’D BE A FOOT! WHICH STATE IS THE SMARTEST?
ALABAMA—IT HAS FOUR AS AND
WHY DID THE DOCTOR GET MAD?
ONE B!
WHAT DOES IT SOUND LIKE HE RAN OUT OF PATIENTS!
WHEN A NUT SNEEZES?
CA-SHEW! WHAT STATE DOES THE
WHAT NOTES DO PIRATES
MOST WRITING?
LOVE TO SING?
PENNSYLVANIA!
WHERE DO SMART BURGERS SIT? THE HIGH CS!
ON HONOR ROLLS!
WHICH COUNTRY IS FASTEST?
WHAT GETS MORE WET
RUSSIA!
WHICH HOLIDAY DO COWS THE MORE IT DRIES?
ENJOY MOST? A TOWEL!
MOO-YEAR’S DAY! WHY WAS THE MATH BOOK
CRYING?
HOW ARE DOGS
IT HAD LOTS OF PROBLEMS!
WHY CAN’T BICYCLES LIKE CELL PHONES?
STAND ON ON THEIR OWN? THEY BOTH HAVE COLLAR ID.
THEY’RE TWO-TIRED! WHAT’S A MATH TEACHER’S
FAVORITE SEASON?
WHY DO YOU GO TO BED
SUM-MER!
WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL AT NIGHT?
TO LEARN HOW TO GREET PEOPLE? BECAUSE THE BED
HI SCHOOL! WHAT KIND OF LIGHTS WON’T GO TO YOU!
DID NOAH HAVE ON THE ARK?
FLOOD-LIGHTS!
WHAT DO CHEERLEADERS EAT WHICH MONTH DO TREES DISLIKE?
FOR BREAKFAST? SEP-TIMBER!
CHEERIOS! WHAT IS THE CENTER OF GRAVITY?
THE LETTER V!
KNOCK, KNOCK!
KNOCK, KNOCK! WHO’S THERE?
WHO’S THERE? WHAT GOES UP AND NEVER FIGS.
ANITA? COMES DOWN? FIGS WHO?
ANITA WHO? YOUR AGE! FIGS THE DOORBELL!
ANITA BORROW A PENCIL! IT’S BROKEN!
KNOCK, KNOCK!
HOW DO ICE HOCKEY PLAYERS WHO’S THERE? WHY ARE DUCKS GOOD AT
STAY COOL? POLICE. BASKETBALL?
THEY SIT NEXT TO THE FANS! POLICE WHO? THEY MAKE FOWL SHOTS!
POLICE LET US IN! IT’S COLD
OUT HERE!
WHAT’S THE HARDEST PART WHAT KIND OF DOG ALWAYS
ABOUT LEARNING TO SKYDIVE? KNOWS THE TIME?
THE GROUND! WHAT STARTS WITH P AND ENDS A WATCH-DOG!
WITH E AND HAS THOUSANDS
OF LETTERS?
WHY DID THE PIANO TEACHER
POST OFFICE!
NEED A LADDER?
TO REACH THE HIGH NOTES!

WHAT KIND OF FISHING BAIT

DO LIBRARIANS USE?
BOOK-WORMS!