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THE PARK TIMES

Saturday. September 18th, 2021

PRESENTING JUICY INSIDER NEWS FOR ALL

GOSSIP CORNER

Spotted in the Upper East

Uncle Jesse arrested by Lucifer Morningstar and Chloe Decker!? Side of New York
Written By: Luisa Silva
Written By: Anela Gonsalves-Park

Earlier this morning sources spotted
our darling Uncle Jesse stealing an Elf
costume right off the body of a Comic
Con mannequin. Nearby Chloe and
Lucifer, who were working on a case,
spotted the craziness and made their
way through the crowd to question the
suspect. No surprise to any of us,
Uncle Jesse was reluctant to reveal
why he felt he had to rob the
mannequin of her clothes, and her
dignity. He quickly came up with a
lame excuse about seeing a small
flame on the outfit and attempting to
extinguish it. Happy to put his skills
to the test Lucifer Morningstar used
spotted in New York by none other
his “Mojo” on dear Jesse to discover
his true motives behind the horrid
act. Turns out that after having the
twins, Jesse and Rebecca have been
going through a bit of a “dry spell”
in the bedroom! The Elf costume
was going to be their attempt at
sparking things back up. Having kids
sure can be rough, landed poor
Jesse in some handcuffs.
they have planned for the night and
Yesterday at around 5:30 pm,
Sandy from Rydell High was
than Gossip Girl. It was said that
she went to New York to have
some girl time away from Danny.
But who did she intend to meet
with, you ask? Our anonymous
sources sent in a photo confirming
that she was with Serena Van Der
Woodsen to "let loose" and "shop
till they drop". I wonder what else
does Danny know that his girl is
getting accustomed to the Upper
East Side lifestyle?
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Breaking and Entering turned into sleepover?!

Written By: Treyvaun Griffin

Yesterday at break room. One property, as they

approximately 3 of the business moved closer to
am a local owners says, “I the rear of the
convenience received an store, they began
store was broken alarm that my to hear snoring.
into; this store was broken When they
convenience into, so I rushed approached the
store was the over there.” He break room, they
only one for continues to say saw two
Hey Arnold! Look Out for Stranger miles in the small this “I walked in perpetrators both
town. Sources and saw broken male and in their
Things say when police glass, but nothing late 20’s police
Written By: Kairi Garrett arrived the was missing not say this could
burglars were still even the registers possibly be a
The Stranger Things group has entered the Hey in the business. were touched.” drunken night
Arnold group territory, looking for trouble. Late In fact, they were As police arrived gone wrong.
Friday night in Hillwood, clashes between the even asleep in on the scene they
two infamous kid groups were spotted rivaling the employee searched the
over a basketball game. Arnold, Harold, Sid, and
Stinky were seen dueling it out with Eleven,
Mike, Dustin, and Lucas. Other members of the
group were nowhere to be found during the fight.
Reports say the fight started when Eleven used
“telekinesis abilities” to win the game. No one
was seriously injured but tensions are rising
between the two groups.

SORRY NOT SORRY! Written By: Kalea Galletto

Spotted today in France creep-tastic actor Johnny Depp and the bonkers
babe Margo Robbie! The pair were seen leaving a jewelry boutique, leaving
with one small bag in tow. They left the scene in an antique Cadillac Deville,
presumably to one of their abroad homes. Are they a couple now? What
exactly could these to psychos want with one another? Suffice to say its a pair
to watch!

The Kardashians Were Spotted in Lazy Town!

Written By: Cristina Merino
This morning around 1 p.m.,
Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe
Kardashians were spotted in
Mayor Meanswell's house.
Sources say they were hanging
out with Mayor Meanswell,
Bessie Busybody, Stephanie,
Ziggy, and Sportacus. They were
all baking a cake together, and of
course, the cake was gluten-free
for Kourtney! Our sources also
say that Sportacus and Khloe
were being a little friendly with
each other. So why bake a cake
today? Are they possibly
celebrating an anniversary?
Whatever they are celebrating,
we hope that LazyTown's villain,
also known as Robie Rotten,
does not ruin the party for the
Kardashians and the members of
LazyTown.
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Breaking
News
A Reunion Has Been Spotted!
Written By: Berenice Mendoza

Yesterday afternoon, around 3 p.m. an unusual

group of people were spotted at a restaurant
in LA. In that group of people Nina Dobrev, Ian
Somerhalder, and Paul Wesley were spotted
talking and laughing. Does that mean that the
bad beef between Ian and Nina is over? Or is it
possible that there will be a season 9 of
Vampire Diaries. Whatever it is, we will keep
The time the Halliwells met the Winchesters
you posted. At least Paul Wesley doesn't have Written By: Melissa Grim
to make room in his schedule anymore to see Early this morning, San
them separately. Francisco residents, commuters
and tourists awoke to find the
Golden Gate Bridge still under
construction. When asked,
workers stated it would be
completed by mid-1937.
Thankfully the San Mateo
Bridge is still functioning just
fine, just as it has been since
Halloween of 1967. There have
also been reports that three
inmates from Alcatraz have
New Jeopardy Host escaped. Are you just as
confused as I am? City officials
Announced Today are baffled. Luckily, my sisters
Written By: Tiffany Clerico and I, the Charmed Ones, have
teamed up with a couple of
experts on “weird”, the
Winchester brothers and their
sidekick Castielle. Initial reports
from Sam & Dean suggest it
may have been a time travel
spell gone very wrong. We are
currently investigating how
multiple times can exist at the
same time, and how we can fix
it. In the meantime, Castielle &
Dean have gone a few years
into the future to find out if
there is any damage in other
times, and to see if we can
prevent the different time spots
from spreading.

ABC announced their The show to continue

new Jeopardy host to be a family favorite
today and it is none for years to come.
other than the one and Kim's debut episode
only Kim Kardashian. will air on Monday,
Kim says she is honored September 20th and
to continue the legacy the first 3 contestants
of the late Alex will be her sisters
Trebeck. The producers Kourtney, Kim and
of ABC believe Kim will Kylie. All winnings
bring a youthful and from this episode will
unique aspect to the be donated to the
game. Kim hopes to charity of the winners
bring in a younger choosing.
audience that will allow
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Doctor Who in Westview?!

FBI agent Jimmy has spotted the Tardis
Woo has stated on or The Doctor.
Saturday, that The Monica Rambeau has
Doctors Tardis has been spotted outside
been spotted inside of of Westview and
Westview. The attempting to enter
Doctor has possibly the hex, maybe in
entered the wrong hopes to help The
dimension at the Doctor who seems to
wrong time, but on be stuck in Wanda's Tardis seems to be deteriorating inside
accident! There is still sitcom. There is still of Westview.
no word on if Wanda no way to contact
Maximoff or Vision The Doctor since his Written By: Emely Guzman

MORE GOSSIP TO SHARE!

Does Elle Woods Still Have What It Takes?

Written by: Shannel Miller
Joe Goldberg charged
with first degree murder
of his own wife, had only
one defense attorney in
mind, Elle Woods. Was
she up to the challenge?
Is she confident enough
to put a stop to the
charges before the
hearing goes to trial?
Does Elle Woods have
what it takes to make
Joe Goldberg doesn't
end up in prison? Joe is
very confident she can
save his life, especially
since her first success
story. Although, hair
regimens won't be able
to save Mr. Goldberg.
Selena Gomez and The Weeknd Back
Together?
Over the weekend, many famous artists were out in New
York preparing for the VMAs. Oh, but not all of them.
Selena Gomez and The Weeknd were seen together in LA
the same night as the VMAs. According to sources, the
pair was seen walking into The Nice Guy. Inside, fans
were able to get pictures and recordings of the two while
having dinner. It appears that they were all smiles and no
tension between the two. As the night went on, fans report
that the two were canoodling in their booth. Could it be
that after having a rough breakup, amends have been
made and maybe a possible reconciliation? Just
remember, if this doesn't work out for the second time, we
may get another great album by a heartbroken Weeknd.
Stay tuned for more updates!

Written By: Carmen Chavez