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A person who enjoys showing people his or her genitals in public.

StAUGfiAT DAYID BURKE

Editor-in-Chief David Burke

Main contributors . John Antonino

Jason Reese
Kenny Smith
Janis Tantric

Translators . Sylvia Pab6n Andraca (Spanish)

David Burke & No6mie Ducourau (French)
Hyejin Chun (Korean)
Haruka Funase (Japanese)
Qian Jiang (Chinese)
Book Layout & Design. Jenn Reese
Illustrators . Ty Semaka (Cover)
Janis Tantric (Interior)

Copyright O 2003 by David Burke

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ABOUTTHIS BOOK (English) X5 L 'r. tl?
Chinese X5 O.f',"r*".r... -*.U,".r"' :''' . :
French X6 Dialogue: "Married to a low-life" 119
Japanese
Korean .
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In Other Words... "Masturbate" I25
Spanish ' X7
At the Movies: My Cousin Vinny . I29
HOWTO USE THIS BOOK. X8
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A1 Dialogue: "Nadine's no nymphomaniac" 135
Dialogue: "Let's haul ass out of here!"
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In Other Words... "Breasts" 11
Dialogue: "Trish has big boobs". 15 Dialogue: "What a pain in the ass". !43
In Other Words... "Butt" 2I In Other Words... "Penis" L47
Dialogue: "Mike makes a booty call" At the Movies: Pulp Fiction 151
' 25
In Other Words... "Prostitution" 153
c. 28
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In Other Words... "Coward" 33 a
In Other Words... "CrazY" tttl
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Dialogue: "Dickie and the boYs" 4t .:
D. 43 At the Movies: Risky Business 163
In Other Words... "Defecate" 45 166
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Dialogue: "Wanted: Dominatrix" 49
In Other Words... "Have Sex" 169
In Other Words... "Drunk" 53
Dialogue: "Cindy swallowsl". 173
Dialogue: "Ray delivers street pizza" 55
Dialogue: "John got shit-faced" 181
E. 57 In Other Words... "Stupid" LB7
At the Movies: Erin Brockovich 59 At the Movies: Scent of a Woman 191

F. 6t T 193
Learn More: "Fuck" in a Sentence 63 Dialogue: "Tommy wants tits" 197
At the Movies'. Fight Club. 67 At the Movies i Titanic. 199
Learn More: Five Naughty Numbers 69 In Other Words... "Toilet" 203
Dialogue: "The fucked uP floozY" 73 IT
g..rr.. 205
At the Movies: Full Metal Jacket 75
In Other Words... "Ugly" 206
G. 79 In Other Words... "Urinate" 2O7
In Other Words... "Gay Men"
Dialogue: "Get your gaYdar fixed!"
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83
v. 2O8
In Other Words... "Vomit". 2Og
Dialogue: "Don't barf in the car" 87
In Other Words... "Vagina" 2lO
H. 90
In Other Words... "Surprise" 93 w. . 2tL
chick". Dialogue: "Raoul was a wuss" 2L3
Dialogue: "Hooking up with a hot 95
At the Movies'. Home Alone . 99 At the Movies: What Women Want. 215
Learn More: Tricky Technical Terms 103 x. . 2L7
I 106 Y. .2!8
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Dialogue: "Harris needs to kiss ass" 113 INDEXBYUSE . 226

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 DEDTCATION

This book is dedicated to Haruka Funase, an amazing woman

who gifted the Slangman team with her intelligence, insight,
sense of humor, and hard work. We miss you, Haruka, and wish
you the best of luck for the future.

We would also like to thank our translators who, in the spirit of

world-wide communication, volunteered to help us with this book.
Sylvia Pab6n Andraca, Hyejin Chun, No6mie Ducourau, Haruka
Funase, and Qian Jiang, you have our deepest thanks.

And, as always, we'd like to thank Slangman's Mom, without

whom Slangman would not have been possible.

DISCLAIMER ABOUT OUR CONTRTBUTORS

(SO WE DON'T OET OUR BUTTS KICKED> (NICE PEON.E WTTH DIRry MOIIrHS)

The terms and expressions contained in this book may be
objectionable to some people. If you are looking to be
offended, you will be offended. If you are looking to laugh,
you may still be offended...but hopefully laugh.
The terms, expressions, and sample sentences used in this
book were taken directly from the demographic which uses
this type of language, and are presented in this book as
they would actually be heard. The authors do not endorse
the usage of this type of language, or the meaning conveyed
in the example sentences, as much of it may be considered
vulgar, obscene, rude, offensive, and pejorative, The
purpose of this book is solely to explain how and where this
type of language is used. To help demonstrate this,
references to movies, songs, and TV shows are used
throughout the book to emphasis the frequency of this type
of language in American entertainment and culture.
Further, this book includes textual and visual deoictions of
nudity in addition to heterosexual, bi-sexual, and
homosexual situations. The illustrations are oresented to
make the book more interesting to use and are not meant to
offend. Persons under eighteen (18) years of age and
persons who may be offended by such depictions and
language are advised not to purchase this material.
This book was created with the intention of creating a more
harmonious global community by minimizing
misinterpretations through better communication and
understanding. In reporting this type of language and its
usage, Slangman Publishing is in no way advocating or
condoning, directly or indirectly, racism, sexism, ageism,
homophobia, hate, violence, or any other form of
i ntol era nce.
John Antonino
John has worked various jobs in the entertainment industry
during his time in Los Angeles. His contributions to "The
Slangman Guide to Dirty English" remain one of his favorite
projects to date. "The book really was a labor of love. I feel
it is very important for those learning English as a second
language to have a complete command of the language.
That includes, above all, the ability to swear like a sailor."
Currently, John is pursuing his career in stand-up comedy.
Jason Reese
Jason started working with Slangman David Burke in 2000,
determined to help people around the world communicate
better with each other. He moved to JaDan for 8 months in
2001 to explore the culture, teach English, and experience
the difficulties of learning another language, As a person
who uses the words in this book in almost every sentence he
speaks, Jason wants to share the joy and responsibility of
using "dirty English" with the world,
Kenny Smith
Kenny is a 1998 graduate of the University of Southern
California and a devout listener of rap music. A native
Californian, Kenny has grown up with access to "dangerous
English" spoken by a variety of ethnic groups, He studies a
Korean martial art called Hwa Rang Do and will be testing
for his black sash in Korea very soon.
Janis Tantric
Janis has worked as a graphic designer, an editor, a
programmer, a writer, and a Web designer. She's also a
science fiction and fantasy writer, a martial artist, and a
student of humor behavior. "Dirty words are just another
way people choose to express themselves and their
individuality. The more words you know, the easier it is to
communicate your thoughts with others."

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Who is this book for? x++fi...
Anyone who wants to communicate with Americans.
Both beginning and advanced students will
understand the definitions and example sentences.
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these expressions every day, and others use four or

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these phrases, you'll start hearing them in American FI1H XB r8,Lbltii.E. :8qa fni9bttff.frtn&.
conversations, movies, music, businesses, etc. *iE E ffi A jfr .
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expressions every day. They're an important part of 9-nfiffi{/)l "
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with anyone? 6,e . fi + kl *[ r] fulE {F'H e €' iL 4fr " Wl thi.', +Ji'fll
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extremely offensive... but not all. That's why we tell
you when each can be used. When the expression is A " Fn H )H tX u@ttr#z:; Ft
shown in a light gray box, below it you will see the ff-il . Fn H H NEEF^ H't*u jEtrAfiX A lgl'fFlH .
words "used with anyone." When the expression is Ffih'H1l' RE tE*,r.H! fvt*'L"tfrtE'lE'ftH ilr-biE
shown in a gray box, you will see the words "used
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with friends" below, But, if the expression is shown
in a dark gray box with the words "used with trl x,fFJ€.
extreme caution," don't use it unless you are with
very close friends, or you want to start a fight!
These are some of the worst words in the English
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Absolutelyl Slangman has many other products on
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non-offensive, slang and idioms, For more infor-
mation, please see the listing of products in the Slangman David Burke EE?
back of this book, or visit our website at
www.slangman.com.
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and idioms book at the age of 15 after an embar-
rassing summer homestay in France. He had studied 4t. E Cr{{+ ilJ.t )'
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French for years and was fluent in French (or so he . David'krn, )'.ll1trn'# * rfr+6?4.RIe* ffi.
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thought!), but he could not understand the family HJ\V? ItriErtEhliE, E t T rs +^tEItrEfE(d E
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he was living with. David discovered that slang and
idioms are so common in everyday conversations
that most people do not even realize they are using 4€. Davioillvl-t EtftHE Fli.Eii" Flnl''
them, Since then, author Slangman David Burke has David 5 ff iEEE T 2tt z+ +hzAlY EfrE(+t
dedicated his life to writing books on conversational
language - the real language. Now with over 24 iEF!fi, +i*,0,8,|+ H cB!+\lL%'r*T *.
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books on slang and idioms in 5 different languages,
Slangman David Burke has no plans to stop writing'

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 ABOUT THTS BOOK
A propos du livre... :a)*lc2v\(...
A qui s'adresse ce livre?
A ceux qui veulent communiquer avec les am6ricains. .a*ftEArttffiElc$-:tcD I
Les ddbutants et les 6tudiants confirmds comprendront 7 )\)t )r.t=i.,-=.f-51-l:.v r&1, ,i, D Arlilt 1.6*"-ryEL
facilement les d6finitions et les exemples. *t " tL" tvD*.fr.1t'>1, \(. &r6pE;fr1t61 i.6 c+
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Qui emploie ces mots?
Tous les am6ricains. Quelques am€ricains emploient une
ou deux de ces expressions quotidiennement, et iE rr: O * lr O -:Tr \68 *t M-:T v.'6 o ?
d'autres en emploient quatre ou cinq dans chaque -l-':< D7 )tl )t )',fi\la.>aL \*f . :o^t.r< <6AF*t
phrase! Aprds avoir appris ces expressions, vous
commencerez i les reconna?tre dans les conversations, € F 1. 218{tri Lr..trLtJ. -=;f;fl:r.r'i:s. 6,fE,fFiu\t)
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les films, les entreprises, la musique, etc, -tr#.mt*^rlJ. 7 )tt)r Rtri. E
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Pourquoi avoir 6crit un livre sur les expressions
familiires et grossiires? /l'tf.
Parce qu'en effet, les am6ricains emploient ce type
d'expressions tous les jours, Elles jouent un r6le #V.,A/) ?
important dans la langue am6ricaine, tLt:b7 )t) lt ;\ iJft AL ("4 Wfulft#-frtff E {Fo ( r, r 6i.
Est-il convenable d'employer les expressions de
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ce livre avec n'importe qui?
Non! Plusieurs expressions de ce livre sont
extrdmement grossidres.., mais pas toutes. C'est pour :o*lc H(<644,Ft. # lcf,1pa6a(6tt* ?
cela que l'on vous indique clairement d quel type de l, \L\Z ! A((ilb9*itrrl. :/)^i:e*fu64<ti+F
conversation elles sont destin6es: Si l'exoression est
present6e dans une boite grise-claire, en-dessous H t:ft +Lrr#4,rf . ? Dkd>, t,fFa (6 t, \ L \)ft lfl J ii iri'
vous verrez les mots <<used with anyone.> Si 6 ? . di EE 3 ir, ( v . * f . f i 2 1., * (" W*.ttk#4,a T
f rz

l'expression est present6e dans une boite grise, vous t : J | ;+ : if L ( 6 {F o ( R u \ I . 2 r., * r Efl *i'Ll: * q, : ti
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verrez <<used with friends> en-dessous. Mais si tAr*E +zrb,fEo (Xt, \.1 &CL \<bD*?-. Li.L. ffiv t2"
I'expression est present6e dans une boite grise-foncde
avec les mots <<used with extreme caution> en- r.,
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dessous, ne les employez pas d moins que vous soyez < bry*i " ? a #nti, l(6.{+ u L /\ t: t*
entre trds bons amis. Sinon, vous risquez d'en arriver Iflt>ftv.f T3l.'" l/)t I:/to(LEi/.6 ') LfL*it/, I :
fiLe, ilF;'B#4,o + ("ft6 T ffi Ab o (.f .
aux mains! Ce sont les pires mots de la langue
am6ricaine.

Avez-vous des produits sur l'anglais am6ricain *R+L

conversationnel qui ne contiennent pas des
mots grossiers?
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comprennent l'argot populaire et des expressions 9 -) t 4 fu"ww.slangman.comfb :.HIF^I-.ctt'HTS
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idiomatiques quotidiennes, Pour plus d'information,
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dos de ce livre, ou bien, visitez notre website sur ##a>Stangman David Burkeo(. E fut ),, ?
www.slangman,com. E #<baStansman David Burke t*15ffi,OH1.7 7> 7T
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L'auteur Slangman David Burke a 6crit son premier
livre d'argot et d'expressions familiAres i l'6ge de 15 +^t/.Trz r/: o (,'tE lttfrw tzz, > *t,
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il!), mais il ne pouvait pas comprendre la famille qui
l'h6bergait. David d6couvrit que les natifs parlaient en
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code et que cette langue apparaissait dans les 6 a tq- b-'(ar, \ ( ti \ *if fu a a |
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conversations quotidiennes. Depuis lors, I'auteur i . b /r J i-u tJ, + At t Wfrqf 6 : L it^7<. B /r r, . J & v . i fiE m D_t
l

Slangman David Burke a consacr6 sa vie aux livres *. Davidifz t> / * 4 f 4 * ADA., t labbD r tvft*
sur la langue conversationnelle. C'est-ir-dire, la vraie
langue du peuple. Maintenant, avec plus de 24 livres efr D +agt trttJ < v. . *f :fl*r t.t€;=€a€' tu 5 I tr FF.
sur I'argot et les expressions populaires dans 5 24ffitt uffiL(v \*f.
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diff6rentes langues, Slangman David Burke ne compte
surtout pas s'arrCter lel

x6 THE SLANOMAN AUTDE TO DIRTY ENGLISH

 ABOUT THTS BOOK

4fl A6lq... Sobre este libro...

+ldl l|qflGurl? i,Para qui6n es este libro?

0t 4c ++E Para todo el que quiere comunicarse con americanos
0t=EIl9 qat= a6|.Al= PE lg== ?l6|1 IlOlx. Estudiantes pricipiantes y avanzados podrdn entender
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veces al dia, mientras iotros los usan 4 o 5 en una
0l Ea=c ++CI| 9d r qdurt? misma oraci6n! Una vez aprenda estas frases
E= 0t=E=0ll 96H ^ qtrLltf. olE AlaJ== 61.+0ll empezarti a oirlas en conversaciones, peliculas y
a FIH 5EEStr==/"^rloJ Oltr Af Br.=e Lll tf! negocios americanos, etc,
IHE EA= elDS0ll ^ llE sILltl. 0l E-d==Ht|?I
Lf g 0t+E=9 !lF}, Baf L|' EJ -,Por qu6 escribieron el libro con frases tan
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Porque los americanos usan estas expresiones rudas y
ofensivas todos los dias. Son una parte importante del
qt 0t3)ll ?dl6l" 344E Ee=fl 0lEt 4= ingl6s americano,
r d,ug'?
ellLt6tE 0la s-d== 0l=E=01 gaqlAl /"{r i,Es apropiado usar las expresiones de este libro
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gol0ll ?lolAl con cualquier persona?
iNo! Muchas de las expresiones en este libro son
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extremadamente ofensivas.,, pero no todas lo son.
== =a-d Por eso le indicamos cudndo se debe usar cada una,
0td se=c 0l+0lllllu Attol ll=Elle? Cuando la expresi6n est6 rodeada por un cuadrado
gris claro, verd debajo de la misma las palabras "Use
0t.Lt9. rt.= 0f LlI|oJ 0l 4CI| 9l= gr= E-d=01 8cJ6l con cualquier persona." Cuando la frase est6 en un
+dlgLtLt'.la|1Alrlolll' oltr rl10ll +49 Ea= € + cuadrado gris ver6 las palabras "Use con amigos'"
?l=l llaij Eal= lgLltf. EPa^48rl0ll ?t= Pero cuando la frase estd rodeada por un cuadrado
E'-d "J= EAIE ',Of+ 0lLl. lE ll'=s' 0lalr 4d gris oscuro con las palabras "Use con extrema
precauci6n" debajo de la misma, ino la use a menos
?l= 1=HA +?l= lgLl+. 6]^4 8rl.0ll ?l= +tr que est6 con amigos muy cercanos o a menos que
"E! ?9[ Af E ]I=:et"0I altr 4 6l fl g Ll Ll.. quiera empezar una pelea!
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productos tratando del ingl6s conversacional
americano los cuales usan frases y dichos com(n y
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flau rl? de ver la lista de productos que se encuentra en la
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5H= 0t 4q9 flOil ?l= HAptLt rlElgAl0l= tQui6n es Slangman David Burke?
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www.slangman.com3 0l E6H El autor Slangman David Burke escribi6 su primer
libro de frases populares a los 15 affos despu6s de
una vergonzosa visita un verano a Francia. Habia
H0l5! Ell= +?g!ll? estudiado franc6s por varios afios y lo hablaba con
=go.!
0l 419 I]rf t1l0l"-] sll= oJ lsa0tl EaJ-^= fluidez (io asi pens6!), pero no pudo entender a
rf Ll= Fl +olel.+olOllsE! 4l= il= I|gaLl+. l=
=30.! familia con quien se estaba quedando. David
uH?r gq6l]ll aq.r84:d=0ll descubri6 que palabrerias y frases callejeras se
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E =tr2J =ol=
EaJ^ 61.+tr ll=== g0l.=r 0l6H6lll usaban tan comunmente en conversaciones cotidianas
que la mayoria de la gente ni se daba cuenta que las
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The expressions in this book are arranged alphabetically. Read the book from front to back,
or jump directly to the expression you want,
Used with anyone*
Expressions in a light
gray box are considered
safe to use with anyone
by most Americans.
Used with friends*
Expressions in a medium
gray box are considered
offensive by many
Americans, and are only
used with close friends.
Used with
extreme cautionx
Expressions in a black
box are considered very
offensive by most
Americans. In fact,
some Americans will
never use them at all.
X8
SAMPLE
USED WITH ANYONE
Definition
Under each main word
or expression, you will
"Joe is a blockhead. He never see a definition in bold.
understands my jokes."
EXAMPLE 2
"Jan is wearing shorts in the
snow. What a blockhead!"
Learn More
o Learn more...
This section contains
' Men are called information such as the
"blockheads" more often origin of the word or
than women. expression, va riations,
and examples used in
American television,
movies, music, or other
USED WITH FRIENDS media.
To vomit.
EXAMPLE 1
"Iblow chunks every time I
eat your mother's cooking," Examples
EXAMPLE 2
Two example sentences
are presented for each
"I ruined Amanda's dress. I
definition, written as
blew chunks all over it."
Americans really speak.
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Oral sex performed on a
man.
EXAMPLE 1
"I just saw Tim getting a
blow job in his car!"
EXAMPLE 2 * Note that our rating
"Lisa says I'm too big for her system is completely
to give me blow jobs." subjective, as different
people may rate the terms
and expressions differently.
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 A FEW ANDWICHES SHORT OF A PICNIC

IS FOR

o Learn more...
. You may also hear "a face
USED WITH FRIENDS
that could stop a clock" or
An ugly face. "a face that could crack a
mirror."
EXAMPLE 1

"Did you see that guy? Now

that's a face only a mother
could love."
USED WITH ANYONE
EXAMPLE 2

"I asked Lucy for a date, but To be crazy or strange.

she said I had a face only a
mother could love, How EXAMPLE 1

rude !" "Larry plays tennis in the

rain. He's a few sandwiches
short of a picnic."

EXAMPLE 2

"Janet is a few sandwiches

short of a picnic if she thinks
I'll pay that much for her
car,"

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A TALKER
.:: j: :. r:
USED WITH ANYONE
A person who talks a lot.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE
"Iused to be a talker, but
now I try to listen more."
EXAMPLE 2
"Jeff's a talker. I didn't say
anything all night!"
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
"Yes, absolutely."
EXAMPLE 1
DINA: "Do you want to get
lunch?"
CH ET: "Abso-fucking-lutely
I'm starving!"
EXAMPLE 2
NED: "Did you like the
movie?"
GRETTA:
"Abso-fucking-lutely! It was
g reat !"
O Learn more...
o In this phrase, "fucking" is
placed inside the word
"absolutely" to intensify it.
. I'm afraid of getting AIDS."
Mr. Big on HBO's television
series "Sex and the City"
often used this phrase.
2 THE SLANOMAN @UTDETO DTRTY ENoLISH
;
'
USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH ANYONE
Bisexual. A stupid person.
1 EXAMPLE 1
"Ginger is AC/DC. She's "Heather can't do math.
attracted to both men and What an airhead!"
women."
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2 "Margaret is an airhead.
"I wish I was AC/DC, then I Guys like her because she's
would have more people to pretty, but she's really
date. " dumb."
O Learn more... O Learn more...
. This phrase refers to the . Women are called
two types of electrical "airheads" more often than
current: "alternating men.
current" and "direct
current. "
o There is a 1994 movie
called Airheads in which
. There is a famous rock three stupid guys take
!
band called AC/DC but as control of a radio station
far as we know, they're not using fake guns. The movie
bisexual. starred Brendan Fraser,
Steve Buscemi, and Adam
Sandler.
ti:?' 'i:iir! ri!i':
usED *ITH o*"o*it
A disease that slowly
USED WITH ANYONE
destroys a person's immune
system. To touch each other
constantly in a sexual way.
EXAMPLE 1
"I would never have sex EXAMPLE 1
without a condom because "When we first started
dating, we were all over each
other. Now I'm lucky if we
EXAMPLE 2 have sex once a month."
"My father died from AIDS
last year, That disease has EXAMPLE 2
killed so many people." "My mother and father are all
over each other! I hate it
when they touch each other
in front of me."

J "Since Tom went to college,
USED WITH ANYONE
Having both male and
female characteristics.
EXAMPLE 1
"That man is androgynous,
He has a feminine face, but
masculine body."
EXAMPLE 2
"Sam wears men's clothes.
She wants to appear
androgynous."
USED WITH FRIENDS
Toilet or bathroom.
EXAMPLE 1 aphrodisiac for mY last
"Andy Gump always has a
line. Next time, I'll urinate
behind a tree instead of
waiting. "
EXAMPLE 2
"Ilove going to outdoor
concerts, but I can never find
Andy Gump."
o Learn more...
. "Andy Gump" is the name
of a company that makes
portable toilets.
USED WITH ANYONE
Too thin.
EXAMPLE 1
"Is Carrie okay? She looks
anorexic!"
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EXAMPLE 2
he looks anorexic. Is he
eating anything?"
o Learn more...
. "Anorexia" is a shortened
form of the medical
a
condition anorexia
nervosa. People with this
problem stop eating in
order to lose weight, even
when they are already
dangerously thin.
USED WITH FRIENDS
Angry or crazy.
EXAMPLE 1
"Connie went apeshit when I
hit her with the football, She
tried to pull all my hair out!"
Here is a short dialogue between two Americans.
BRET
Fucking A! Some asshole
just floated an air biscuit in
here, It smells terriblel
PETER
No shit! Let's haul ass out
of here before i puke.
APHR,ODISIAC
EXAMPLE 2
"My father goes apeshit if I
don't clean my room every
night. He yelled for almost an
hour last time."
Anything which increases
the desire for, or the
enjoyment of, sex.
EXAMPLE 1
"I've never found an
aphrodisiac that really works.
I tried eating oysters once,
but nothing happened."
EXAMPLE 2
"Rollercoasters were an
girlfriend. She always wanted
to have sex after riding
them."
Fucking Al (p.77)
Asshole (p. o)
Float an air biscuit (p. 68)
No shit! (p. 134)
Haul ass (p.e2)
Puke (p. 1ss)
3
AROUND THE WORLD
o Learn more... O Learn more...
. Some people think This is a nicer way to say USED WITH FRIENDS

chocolate, cinnamon, and "ass" (p. 4). o Butt.

oysters are "aphrodisiacs. "
We took this word from the EXAMPLE 1

British. It's not used as "Carson has a great assl I

often as "ass." love to watch him walk."
USED WITH FRIENDS
EXAMPLE 2

The act of kissing the entire "My ass is huge! I need to

body before sex. USED WITH FRIENDS
exercise and stop eating ice
cream,"
EXAMPLE 1 To the extreme.
"Jeremy loves to go around a A rude, mean, or irritating
EXAMPLE
the world before we have 1
person.
sex. " "You're funny as shit! Are
you a comedian?" EXAMPLE 1

EXAMPLE 2 "Gloria is an ass when she's

"I want to go around the EXAMPLE 2
world before we have sex. I "This test is easy as shit! I'm
love your body!" glad I didn't study last
night!"
drunk. She always tries to
kiss my boyfriend."
EXAMPLE 2

"Zak was an ass before he

got married. He insulted
women all the time. Now he's
USED WITH FRIENDS
USED WITH ANYONE really nice!"
o Butt.
Having no interest in, or
EXAMPLE 1 desire for, sex.
"If Jeff tries to touch me, I'll
USED WITH FRIENDS
kick him in the arse!" EXAMPLE 1

"I thought Toby was asexual In the wrong orderl

EXAMPLE 2 until I saw him kiss a girl incorrect.
"Nancy slipped and fell on yesterday."
her arse. It's lucky for her EXAMPLE 1

that her butt is so big!" EXAMPLE 2

"You asked for a raise before
"I wish I was asexual. It's so you did the work? That's ass
a A rude, mean, or irritating difficult to have sexual backwardsl"
person. relationships these days. "
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 1
"Anne did an ass backwards
"When I drink too much job of writing the report.
alcohol, I'm an arse. I always She'll have to write it again,"
insult my friends."
O Learn more...
EXAMPLE 2

"Don't be an arse! Leave

. Some people say "bass
ackwards" instead of "ass
those woman alone."
backwards" as a joke.

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 ASS-FUC|(

USED WITH FRIENDS

A stupid person.

EXAMPLE 1

"You spilled wine on my

shirt, You ass clown!" American Pie is a great example of the American "teen
movie" - a movie about teenagers and their sexual
EXAMPLE 2 relationships.ln American Pie, four high school seniors
"Ernie is an ass clown. No make a deal that they'll each have sex (for the first time)
before the end of the school year.
one wants to be friends with
him."
STIFLER
o Learn more... "I say, why don't you guys Dick (p. +o)
. In the 1999 movie Qffice locate your dicks, remove the Fucking G.77)
Space, starring Ron shrink wrap, and fucking use
Livingston and Jennifer them!"
Aniston, the singer Michael
Bolton is called a
"no-talent ass clown." MICHELLE
"And this one time, at band Pussy (p. 1ss)
camp, i stuck a flute in my
pussy."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION JIM
"Excuse me?"
To have anal sex.
MICHELLE
EXAMPLE 1 "What, you don't think I know Get off (p. 82)
"I ass-fucked Sheila last how to get myself off? Hell, Hell (p. gz)
night. I like it better than that's what half of band camp Screw (p. 16e)
regular sex, but she doesn't." is-sex-ed! So, are we gonna
screw soon?"
EXAMPLE 2

"I heard that Thomas

ass-fucked Carl in the park IOz is singing with a choir.]
last night. I didn't know he
STIFLER
was gay!"
"What did you cocks do to Cock (p.:a)
him?"
oz
"You came to see me in
action?"
STIFLER
"Yeah, man, I think you need Balls (p. ro)
your balls reattached ! "

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ASS-I(ISSER

USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH FRIENDS

A person who will do A woman who trades sex A stupid person.

anything to make other for money; a prostitute.
people like him or her. EXAMPLE 1

EXAMPLE 1 "Hey, asshead! You can't

EXAMPLE 1 "Be careful! Someone will park there!"
"Kara baked a cake for her think you're an ass-peddler if
teacher again. She's such an you wear that cheap dressl" EXAMPLE 2

ass-kisser!" "Neal punched my father last

EXAMPLE 2
"Don't be an ass-kisserl
You'll get the promotion if
you deserve it. Buying lunch
for the boss won't make a
difference."
O Learn more...
EXAMPLE 2 night. What an asshead!"
"If I don't get money soon,
I'll have to become an
ass-peddlerl"
USED WITH FRIENDS
O Learn more...
. You may also hear "peddle
o Rectum.
some ass" as in "I saw Tina
peddling some ass last
EXAMPLE 1

"Gareth put a bottle in his

. You may also hear night. "
asshole, and now he can't
"ass-licker" as in "Jerry has
get it out!"
been an ass-licker for
years/ but he still hasn't
EXAMPLE 2
gotten a raise."
USED WITH FRIENDS "No, you can't put your penis
in my asshole!"
To punish.
o A rude, mean, or irritating
EXAMPLE 1
USED WITH FRIENDS person.
"Iass-reamed Joanne this
A man who is primarily morning. She forgot to buy
EXAMPLE 1
attracted to women's or the plane ticket for my "You asshole! Stop yelling at
men's butts. flightl" me!"
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2
"Earl is an ass man. He "Patty will ass-ream us for
"Nate is an asshole. He tried
always looks at a woman's losing her ring. I hope we
to have sex with my
butt before he looks at her find it soonl" mother!"
face. "
O Learn more... O Learn more...
EXAMPLE 2 r You may also hear "ream . You may also hear
"I love the shape, the feel, someone's ass" as in
and the size of a good butt.
"A-hole." This is said on
"Charlie's going to ream
I'm definitely an ass man." the radio where you can't
my ass if he sees me with
say "asshole."
his girlfriend l"

6 THE SLANEMAN AUTDETO DIRTY ENGLTSH

 AUNT FLO IS VIS'TINO

USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS I

A stupid, rude, or irritating Totally naked. said of a woman wrro isFloq)

person. menstruating.
EXAMPLE 1

EXAMPLE 1 "Tori sleeps au natural. She EXAMPLE 1

"Don't invite Paulie to the hates wearing clothes in "Samantha and I wanted to
pafty. He's an asswipe!" bed. " have sex, but Aunt Flo is
visiting. "
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2

"You asswipe! You forgot the "I'm coming to your room au EXAMPLE 2

beer againl" natural. Be ready for sex!" "You should never wear
white pants when you think
o Learn more... Aunt Flo might visit."
. Some people use "asswipe"
to mean "toilet paper," but
it's not common. r@
$)
o Learn more...
.
h
This phrase comes from
the French phrase "au
naturel," meaning "in a
natural way."

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B. AND D.

IS FOR

EXAMPLE 2

"My boyfriend was really

USED WITH FRIENDS
upset when I suggested a
Bondage (physical little B. and D. to make our
restraint) and discipline sex life more interesting."
(punishment and reward).
O Learn more...
EXAMPLE 1
. You may also hear "B. but
"I'm nervous to go home. My
no D." meaning "bondage,
husband bought a book
but not discipline," or any
about B. and D., and he
other variation.
wants to tie me to the bed
tonight!"
\u,l h"rr^f
USED WITH ANYONE

o To defecate.

EXAMPLE 1

"Mommy, I went B.M. in my

pants again."

EXAMPLE 2

"My stomach really hurts.

Maybe I need to B.M."

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 BALL AND CHAIN
EXAMPLE 2
o Excrement. "Megan and I haven't seen
USED WITH FRIENDS
each other in three months.
EXAMPLE 1
o A dangerous person. We're going to ball all night
"There's a B.M. on the
long the next time she
bathroom floor! How could EXAMPLE 1
visits. "
you miss the toilet?" "Kenny studies karate. He's a
total badass!"
EXAMPLE 2

"Paul left a B.M. in the toilet. EXAMPLE 2

He never remembers to "Don't pick a fight with USED WITH ANYONE

flush." Haruka. I heard she's a o One's spouse.

badass and carries a knife!"
o Learn more...
EXAMPLE 1

. This is a shortened version o Greau wonderful. "Marty can't go to the

of "bowel movementr" a
medical term often used to
describe waste being
passed out of the body.
USED WITH FRIENDS
Butt.
EXAMPLE 1
"That's a badass car! I wish
could buy one like that."
EXAMPLE 2
"What a badass movie! I
want to see it again
tomorrow."
football game because the
ball and chain said he has to
stay home,"
EXAMPLE 2
"I'd love to go to the bar, but
my husband wants me to
cook dinner. I have to listen
to the ball and chain."

EXAMPLE 1
t
"My girl's got back! I love her USED WITH FRIENDS
butt. "
To wear a condom.
EXAMPLE 2

"Look at the back on that girl EXAMPLE 1

by the door. Nice!" "Sharon makes me bag it

every time we have sex."
o Learn more...
. The rapper Sir Mix-A-Lot
EXAMPLE 2

"You should bag it if you

won a Grammy in 1992 for
want to have sex with a
his song "Baby Got Back"
sheep. "
about his attraction to
women with large butts. a Marriage.

EXAMPLE 1

USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION "I've been avoiding the ball

To have sex. and chain for twenty-five
years, and now I'm finally
EXAMPLE 1 going to get married."
"Iballed Valerie last night,
but it was nothing special.
She's not as good as she
says, "

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B,LL-BUSTER
EXAMPLE 2

"Is Jesse really ready for the

USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH FRIENDS
ball and chain? i thought
he'd be single forever!" Breasts. In trouble.
O Learn more... EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

. "Look at the balloons on the "The police found marijuana

You may also hear "the old
ball and chain" to mean
one's husband or wife.
. This is often said as a joke.
. In the old days, prisoners
had a heavy ball and chain
?ttached to their ankles so
they couldn't escape.
woman across the street! in my car. I'm really balls
They're really big." deep this timel"
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2
"I like it when a woman rubs "Hank is going to be balls
her balloons in my face." deep if his mother sees his
tattoo. "
O Learn more...
. You may also hear
"bazongasr" "bazooka s," or
"bazooms." USED WITH FRIENDS

USED WITH FRIENDS

Courageous.

o A hard task; something EXAMPLE 1

difficult. USED WITH FRIENDS "Garret is really ballsy. He
o Testicles. told the boss to change his
FXAMPLE 1
suit because it looked bad."
"This project is a ball-buster! EXAMPLE 1
We'll be working all night." "There's nothing worse than EXAMPLE 2

getting hit in the balls with a "Itwas ballsy to move the

EXAMPLE 2 company to Japan, but the
baseball bat."
"I hope the test isn't a company is even more
ball-buster. I didn't have EXAMPLE 2 successful now."
time to study last night." "I can't stop scratching my
balls. They're really itchy O Learn more...
o A demanding boss. .
today." Women don't have "balls"
EXAMPLE
(testicles), but they can
1
O Courage. still be "ballsy."
"Are you working for Edna?
She's a real ball-buster. EXAMPLE 1
You'll have to work hard." "You need balls to go
sky-divingl"
EXAMPLE 2 USED WITH ANYONE
"I'm a ball-buster. If you EXAMPLE 2
can't do the job, I'll fire you." Stupid; nonsense.
"Nan doesn't have the balls
to argue with me." EXAMPLE
O Learn more... 1

"Americans are always nice?

. You may also hear That's baloney!"
"ball-breaker. "

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 BASTARD
EXAMPLE 2

"Sam always lies. Don't

USED WITH FRIENDS
believe his baloney." IN OTHER WORDS...
To vomit.
o Learn more...
. This is a nicer way to say
EXAMPLE 1

"When I was sick, I barfed Anything shaped like a

"bullshit" (p. 24).
every day for two weeks." ball or a cone can be
compared to a woman's
breasts. See those
mountains? They look
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
like breasts. See those
sea shells? Breasts
To have sex. again. You get the idea.

EXAMPLE 1

"Chet likes to bang as many

Bust (p. 26)
woman as he can when he
gets drunk. I wonder if he
tells his wife?" ffi
Balloons (p. 10)
EXAMPLE 2

"I really want to bang EXAMPLE 2 Boobs (p. 20)

Melissa. She has great "The taste of uncooked meat
Cans (p. :o)
breasts. " makes me barf."
Guns (p. eg)
Headlights @.s7)
Highbeams (p. 1oo)
USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH FRIENDS
Hooters (p. 103)
Totally naked. A very mean person.
lugs (p. rro)
EXAMPLE
EXAMPLE 1 1
Knockers (p. 114)
"Daron is sitting in the street "Professor Grant likes to fail
his students. He's a real Maracas G. t24)
bare-assed. He must be
drunkl " basta rd ! " Melons (p. 12G)

EXAMPLE 2
Milk Bottles G. t27)
EXAMPLE 2

"I dare you to go to the store "Bobbie is a total bastard! Rack 1p. rssy
bare-assed." He's my boyfriend, but I saw
Ta-tas (p. 193)
him kissing my best friend
o Learn more... last night." Yabbos (p. 218)
. You may also hear
o Learn more...
"bare-assed naked."
. Literally, a bastard is a
person whose father is not Tits (p. zor)
known.

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BATTERINO RAM
. In the Austin Powers series
of movies starring Mike USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH ANYONE

Myers, there is a character Penis. To defecate with healthy

named "Fat Bastard." frequency.
EXAMPLE 1

"Gary's bazooka is really big! EXAMPLE 1

We had some great sex last "My doctor says if I eat a lot
USED WITH FRIENDS night." of bran, I'll be more regular."

Penis. EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2

SASHA: "Where's Joel?" "Randal is always eating

EXAMPLE 1
bananas. He says they keep
"Josh is always showing his MARK: "He's probably him regular."
battering ram to other playing with his bazooka in
people. Everyone has seen the bathroom again."
it!'
o Learn more...
USED WITH ANYONE
EXAMPLE 2

"Molly promised to touch my

. A "bazooka" is a portable
rocket launcher. To vomit.
battering ram tonight. I can't
waitl" . Men can refer to their EXAMPLE 1

penises as almost any "Please stop the car. I think

O Learn more...
long, hard weapon: I'm going to be sick."
. A traditional "battering "bazookar" "gunr" "swordr"
ram" is a large tree trunk etc. EXAMPLE 2

used to break down doors "I was on the boat all day,
and castle gates. and I didn't get sick once."

USED WITH FRIENDS

To menstruate. USED WITH ANYONE

USED WITH ANYONE

Crazy or strange. EXAMPLE 1 A skinny person.

"Sally doesn't like to play
EXAMPLE 1 tennis when she's on the EXAMPLE 1

"Joe gets batty when anyone rag." "Ned is a bean pole. He

touches his hair." should try to eat more."
EXAMPLE 2

EXAMPLE 2 "I always want to eat EXAMPLE 2

"Professor Mathews was chocolate when I'm on the "I

like thin women, but
dancing in class today. He's rag." Wanda is a bean polel"
batty!"
O Learn more...
o You may also hear
"o-T-R."

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USED WITH FRIENDS
When a man's facial hair
scratches a woman's inner
leg during oral sex.
EXAMPLE 1 "bitch" (p. 16).
"Amber has beard burn on
her legs from two hours of
oral sex last night."
EXAMPLE 2
"Hitomi complained that I
gave her beard burn this
morning, so i have to shave
my face before I can perform
oral sex on her again."
USED WITH FR]ENDS
To masturbate.
EXAMPLE 1
"I don't need a girlfriend. I
just need some swimsuit
catalogs, so I can beat off six
or seven times each day."
EXAMPLE 2
"My parents told me that if I
beat off too much, I'd
become blind."
USED WITH FRIENDS
To masturbate.
EXAMPLE 1
"When I was nine years old,
my mother found me beating
my meat in the closet."
THE SLANGMAN AUTDE TO DIRTY ENOLISH
"BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF ME."
EXAMPLE 2
JILL: "That beatch! You
"I think that man is beating
should punch him in the
his meat while he's driving!
face !"
He's going to have an
accident. " o Learn more...
. This is a nicer way to say
r This word is pronounced
USED WITH FRIENDS "B-atch," and you might
see it written "bi-atch."
To defeat someone, often
physically.
EXAMPLE 1
"I beat the shit out of Bernie
for stealing my bike." USED WITH FRIENDS
To be very ugly.
,11 | r-
EXAMPLE 1
"That man looks like he was
€ beaten with the ugly stick.
Twice!"
4"
EXAMPLE 2
"I think Betty was beaten
with the ugly stick. I'll never
date her."
oo
EXAMPLE 2
"You beat the shit out of me
on this test! How did you do
so well?" USED WITH FRIENDS
"I don't know."
EXAMPLE 1
USED WITH FRIENDS
GREG: "What's for dinner?"
A nasty person. ANNA: "Beats the shit out of
me. You want to order
EXAMPLE 1
something?"
"Listen, you beatch. This is
my house and I want you to EXAMPLE 2
leave !" JEFF: "Where's the car?"
EXAMPLE 2 EDITH: "Beats the shit out of
LIL: "Tomas kicked my dogl" me! I wasn't here when you
parked it."
13
 BEAVER,
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Vagina.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1
"Eddie is always bragging
that his girlfriend has the
tightest beaver. I'm jealous!"
EXAMPLE 2
"I like it when Kelly rubs her
beaver all over my face."
O Learn more...
. A "beaver" is also a cute
furry animal, so be careful
of the context!
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Lesbian.
EXAMPLE 1
"Janice won't date guys. She
must be a beaver-eater."
EXAMPLE 2
"That beaver-eater has two
girlfriends. She must be very
happy."
lLl
USED WITH ANYONE
Butt.
"Suzie fell on her behind
while she was ice skating. It
looked very painful!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Martin has a really cute
behind. It looks great when
he wears tight jeans!"
USED WITH FRIENDS
Sex with animals.
EXAMPLE 1
"Donald enjoys bestiality, but
I doubt his dog doesl"
EXAMPLE 2
"Joe should try bestiality.
Sheep can't say no when he
asks them for sex."
USED WITH ANYONE
In bed, having sex.
EXAMPLE 1
"Laura and I were between
the sheets all night and all
daY."
EXAMPLE 2
"Chiara is really beautiful. I
would love to get her
between the sheets."
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USED WITH ANYONE
Bisexual (someone who is
attracted to both men and
women).
EXAMPLE 1
"Lisa is bi. She dated Tommy
last year, but she's dating
Lucy now."
EXAMPLE 2
"I don't think I could date
someone who is bi. There's
too much competition!"
O Learn more...
. You may also hear
"bicycle" or "convertible. "
USED WITH FRIENDS
Big butt.
EXAMPLE 1
"My last husband had a big
backyard. You could land a
plane on his butt."
EXAMPLE 2
"Ilove having sex with a girl
who has a big backyard.
There's more to hold on to."
USED WITH ANYONE
Large; fat.
EXAMPLE 1
"I love big-boned women.
They're more fun to have sex
with than really thin women."
 BIRDBRA'N
EXAMPLE 2

"My husband is big-boned, so USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH ANYONE

he eats more than most
people." An attractive but very Very stupid.
stupid woman.
o Learn more... EXAMPLE 1

"Grace is a birdbrain. She

. This is a nicer way to say
EXAMPLE 1

"Stop dating bimbos and find forgot to do her homework

"fat. "
a woman you can talk to again l"
. Today, many people joke intelligently!"
"I'm not fat, I'm just EXAMPLE 2

EXAMPLE 2 "Mark failed the test, and it

big-boned !"
"I wanted to date Adel, but I was very easy. He's a
heard she's a bimbo." birdbrain !"

o Learn more... o Learn more...

USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
. Women are called "bimbos" . A "birdbrained" person is
A nasty way of saying that more often than men. very stupid because he or
something isn't important. she has a brain the same
size as a bird's - very
EXAMPLE 1 small!
"Sharon got tickets for the
concert? Big fucking deal!
Anyone can get those."

EXAMPLE 2

"Willy won the contest? Big

fucking deal. He probably
cheated. "

o Learn more...
Here is a short dialogue between two Americans.
. You may also hear
*B-F-D,,
BRENT
"Look at the size of Trish's Boob (p.20)
boobsl I'd like to get her Between the sheets
between the sheets." (p. 14)
USED WITH FRIENDS
PAMELA
To start menstruating. "Her boyfriend would beat Beat the shit out of
the shit out of you. Hitting someone (p. 13)
EXAMPLE 1 on her would be ballsy." Hit on (p. 101)
"Mellisa had to leave the Ballsy (p. 10)
party early because big red
BRENT
dropped in."
"I'll risk it. I'm tired of Beat off (p. 13)
EXAMPLE 2
beating off every night. I Bang (p. 11)
"We were having a great have to find someone to
bang. "
time at the museum until big
red dropped in."

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BIPTH CONTROL
. Women are called
"birdbrains" more often
than men.
USED WITH ANYONE
Methods used to avoid
pregnancy.
EXAMPLE 1 She is such a bitch!"
"My wife doesn't believe in
birth control, so I think we'll
have a large family."
EXAMPLE 2
"The best form of birth
control is not to have sex,
but who is crazy enough to
do that?"
USED WITH FRIENDS
A nasty woman.
EXAMPLE 1
"Anne is mean to her friends.
She's a B-I-T-C-H."
EXAMPLE 2
"I don'twant to be a
B-I-T-C-H, but you owe me
money, and I want it now!"
O Learn more...
. This is a nicer way to say
"bitch" (see next entry).
. Bad words are often
spelled instead of spoken
to make them less rude.
Many people spell bad
words when they are
around children who are
too young to understand.
16
. Literally, a "bitch" is a o To complain.
female dog.
EXAMPLE 1
"I don't want to bitch about
the movie, but the acting
was terrible!"
USED WITH FRIENDS
O A nasty woman. EXAMPLE 2
"Lydia has been bitching at
EXAMPLE 1 me all morning! I need to
"I hate working with Lynne. leave now."
O Learn more...
. Literally, a "bitch" is a
female dog.
USED WITH FRIENDS
A very nasty woman.
EXAMPLE 1
"Tracey is a bitch on wheels
today! She's yelling at
EXAMPLE 2 everyone."
"Trudy is a bitch today. I
asked her a simple question, EXAMPLE 2
and she yelled at me!" ,'Maggie ruined
my shirt and
didn't tell me. She's a bitch
a A nasty homosexual man. on wheels!"
EXAMPLE 1
"Peter has been a bitch to
everyone since he wasn't
promoted. " USED WITH FRIENDS
A meeting where people
EXAMPLE 2 complain about someone or
"Alexander forgot our something.
anniversary, the bitchl "
EXAMPLE
o Something very difficult.
1
"We need a bitch session to
talk about the new boss. I
EXAMPLE 1
hate her!"
"This test is a bitch! I should
have studied more." EXAMPLE 2
"We had a bitch session
EXAMPLE 2
about Ronald last night. He's
"Life's a bitch, and then you been so mean lately."
die. "
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USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To slap someone as if he or
she is less impoftant.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE
"If you insult me again, I'll
bitch slap you."
EXAMPLE 2
"Jenny bitch slapped her
husband. I don't understand
why he doesn't leave her."
o Learn more...
. Traditionally, a "bitch slap"
described the way a "pimp"
(p. 145) hit his prostitutes.
USED WITH FRIENDS
Great; wonderful.
EXAMPLE 1
"That's a bitchin'new
computer. How much did it
cost?"
EXAMPLE 2
"You won the lottery?
Bitchin'!"
O Learn more...
. "Bitchin"' was very popular
in the 1980s and is still
said as a joke.
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USED WITH ANYONE
A person who talks too
much, even about secret
things.
EXAMPLE 1 "That bleeping cashier gave
"Cheryl is such a
blabbermouth! I told her that
I like Jason, and she told
him!"
EXAMPLE 2
MARTIN: "I told everyone
that you got fired."
SUSIE: "You blabbermouth!
Why did you do that?"
o Learn more...
. "To blabber" is to talk too
much.
USED WITH FRIENDS
To masturbate.
EXAMPLE 1 A fat person.
"I really need some privacy
so I can bleed the weasel. I
haven't masturbated in three
hours. "
EXAMPLE 2
"I walked into my brother's
bedroom and saw him
bleeding the weasel. He
should lock his door if he's
going to do that!"
BLIMP
.
USED WITH ANYONE
Stupid, terrible, irritating,
or anything bad.
1
me the wrong changel"
EXAMPLE 2
"I forgot the bleeping tickets
to the show!"
o Learn more...
. This is a nicer way to say
"fucking" (p.77).
. On radio and television,
bad words are replaced by
a "bleep" sound. Now
people say "bleeping"
when they want to say
"fucking," but don't want
to be that rude.
USED WITH FRIENDS
EXAMPLE 1
"Look at that blimp eating
that big dessert! That's the
fattest man I have ever
seen,"
EXAMPLE 2
"Donna ate too much food
during her first year of
college, She's a real blimp
now."
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BLITZED
USED WITH ANYONE
Drunk.
EXAMPLE 1
"We got totally blitzed last
night on vodka. My head
hurts today!"
EXAMPLE 2
"I'm tired of getting blitzed
every night at the bar, I want
to stay home and watch
T,V.!"
USED WITH ANYONE
A stupid person.
EXAMPLE 1
"Joe is a blockhead. He never
understands my jokes."
EXAMPLE 2
"Kathy wore shorts to the
wedding instead of a dress.
What a blockhead!"
O Learn more...
. Men are called
"blockheads" more often
than women.
. In Charles Schultz'
"Peanuts" cartoon, Lucy
always called Charlie
Brown a "blockhead."
18
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
o To perform oral sex on a Oral sex performed on a
man. man.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1
"My girlfriend won't have sex "I know a prostitute who is
with me, and she won't blow having a sale for the
me either. I think I am going holidays. All blow jobs are
to date someone else." $5 !"
EXAMPLE 2
"Ed wants me to blow him,
but I would hate to have his
penis in my mouth. What
should I do?"
o To ejaculate.
EXAMPLE 1
"Keep sucking my penis. I'm
almost ready to blow!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Don't blow near my hair. I EXAMPLE 2
have to go to work in ten "Lisa won't have real sex
minutes, and it takes a long with me, but she gives me
time to wash semen out!" amazing blow jobsl"
O Learn more...
r You may also hear "blow
ong's load," "blow one's USED WITH ANYONE
wad," or "shoot" to mean
"ejacL!late. "
A person who talks too
much, usually about
something he or she will
never do.
USED WITH FRIENDS EXAMPLE 1
To vomit. "Neal always talks about
visiting Japan, but I don't
EXAMPLE 1
think he ever will. What a
"Iblow chunks every time I blowhard. "
eat your mother's cooking."
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2 "Janet is a blowhard. She
"I ruined Amanda's dress. I keeps promising to give me
blew chunks all over it." more money, but never
does."
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 BONE

.l
USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH ANYONE
USED WITH FRIENDS

Pain in the testicles caused Offensive body smell ("bodY Drunk.

by a man's need to have an odor").
EXAMPLE 1
or9asm.
EXAMPLE 1 "I've never seen Chris so
EXAMPLE I "I can't go on another date bombed! He shouldn't drink
"Donna had to leave just with Gerald because of his whiskey."
before I could have an 8.O."
EXAMPLE 2
orgasm/ so now I have blue
balls again."
"I was so bombed after the
champagne that I took off all
EXAMPLE 2
my clothes and jumPed off a

"Fred says I have to Perform bridge."

oral sex on him, or he'll get
blue balls."
o Learn more...
"Blue balls" is the slang
name for the medical term
"vasocongestion. "
Most people don't know
this, but women can suffer
from "vasocongestion, "
too.
o Learn more...
You may also hear
"bombed out of one's
tree. "
In school, "to bomb" is
slang for "to fail" as in "I
EXAMPLE 2 bombed the test
"I smell B.O. I bet the guY yesterday. My Parents are
behind me hasn't showered going to be so angrYl"
in a week,"

Some men complain of o Learn more...

"blue balls" in order to get . Pronounced "B-O," USED WITH FRIENDS
sex from their Partners.
o To have sex.

EXAMPLE 1

USED WITH FRIENDS "Marc boned that girl three

USED WITH FRIENDS
times, and he still doesn't
To have sex.
An erect penis. know her name,"
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 2
"I'm getting boinked tonight.
"Sally loves to touch mY "If I don't bone someone
Roger is finally coming back
blue-veined throbber. " soon, I'm going to crY. I
from vacation."
need sexl"
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2
"Howard calls his Penis his "I'll boink any woman who o Penis.
blue-veined throbber. I'm not will boink me. I don't care
surprised that he can't find a what she looks like, smells
EXAMPLE 1

girlfriend !" "Lilly was disappointed when

like, or tastes like."
she saw my bone, I guess
she thought it would be
o Learn more...
bigger."
. You may also hear "bonk"'

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tq
 EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2
"Ian gives his boyfriend a "You're bonkers if you think
USED WITH FRIENDS
bone every night." goldfish are better than cats,
You can't pet a goldfish!" o A piece of nasal mucus.

o Learn more... EXAMPLE 1

USED WITH ANYONE . You may also hear "go

"Roger sneezed and three big
boogers came out of his
bonkers" as in "Megan will
A stupid person. nose. "
go bonkers if you don't get
EXAMPLE 1
her some chocolate soon."
EXAMPLE 2
"Pete drove his car into the "My best friend likes to pick
lake. What a boneheadl" his nose and eat the
boogers."
EXAMPLE 2 USED WITH FRIENDS
"I forgot about your birthdayl o A stupid or unpopular
o A woman's breast.
I'm such a bonehead." person.
EXAMPLE 1
o Learn more...
"I hurt my boob when I was EXAMPLE 1

. Men are called playing soccer. " "You booger! Stop kissing my
"boneheads" more often sister. "
than women. EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2
"I touched Emily's boob last
night! It was soft, but firm."
"I'll fight you any time, you
big booger."
o A stupid person.
USED WITH FRIENDS o Learn more...
Erect penis. EXAMPLE 1 . There is a character named
"Chuck's socks are different "Booger" in the movie
EXAMPLE 1 colors. What a boob!" series Revenge of the
"Kelso's boner was so big, Nerds. "Booger" is the
everyone in class knew he EXAMPLE 2 most crude and disgusting
was sexually aroused." "I insulted Rita by accident. "nerd" (p. 133).
I'm such a boob!"
EXAMPLE 2

"When I was dancing with O Learn more...

Steve, i could feel his boner. Only women can haye
I guess he likes me!" "boobs" (breasts) and only
USED WITH FRIENDS

men can be "boobs" To vomit.

(stupid people).
EXAMPLE 1

USED WITH ANYONE

You may also hear "We should take Roy home.
"boobies" to mean He looks like he's going to
Crazy or strange. " breasts. " boot. "

EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 2
"Too much studying makes "My stomach feels strange. I
me bonkers. I need to rest." think I'm going to boot."

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 EXAMPLE 2

"If Petunia won't have sex

USED WITH FRIENDS
with you, you can go to the rN OTHER WORDS...
Butt. bordello and pay for it."

EXAMPLE 1 o Learn more...

"Her booty is so nicel She
always has guys asking for
her phone number."
EXAMPLE 2
"She wears tight pants to
show everyone her booty,"
. The 1996 movie Bordello of
Blood, starring comedian
Dennis Miller, features
vampire prostitutes!
Although most people
use "butt" or "ass" to
talk about their bodies,
you'll probably hear a
lot of these other words,
too.

o Learn more... Behind (p. 14)

USED WITH FRIENDS

. In 1976, the musical group o The person who is

Bottom (p. 21)

KC and the Sunshine Band penetrated by the other Bum (p. z+)
released the popular song person during
Caboose (p. 28)
"Shake Your Booty." homosexual sex.
Derriere (p. 46)
EXAMPLE 1
Duff (p. ss)
"Luke likes bottoms. He
enjoys taking a more Fanny (p.62)
USED WITH FRIENDS
aggressive role during sex." Heinie @.s7)
To contact someone for sex.
EXAMPLE 2 Keester (p. 112)
EXAMPLE 1 "If I could find a bottom who Rear end (p. 160)
"I made my Friday night is sexy, I would be really
booty call to all the women I happy." Rump (p. 164)
know, but none of them Seat (p. 172)
wanted to have sex with a Butt.
me." Tush (p. zo+)
EXAMPLE 1

EXAMPLE 2 "Danny is crying because he @

"The only time Jeff contacts fell on his bottom."
Arse (p. a)
me is when he's making a
booty call." EXAMPLE 2 Ass (p. 4)
"Uncle Keith touched my
Booty (p. 21)
bottom when I was six years
old. Now he's in jail." Buns 1p. zs;

USED WITH ANYONE Can (p. 29)

o Learn more...
A place of prostitution. Dumper (p. s6)
. "Bottom" is a polite way to
say "butt" and may be Tail (p. rg:)
EXAMPLE 1
used with anyone.
"Isaw Adrian leaving the
bordello last night. He finally
had sex!"

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BOX
. Among homosexuals,
"bottom" and "top" (p.
201) are very common
terms to describe sexual
preferences.
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Vagina.
EXAMPLE 1 To expel gas from the anus;
"Bill says that Suzanne has a
big box and that he can't feel
anything during sex."
EXAMPLE 2
"I love my girlfriend's box. I
can't stop touching her."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Oral sex performed on a
woman.
EXAMPLE 1
"Andrea and I are going on a
picnic. Instead of chicken,
I'm hoping for a box lunch."
EXAMPLE 2
"I know that girl makes
great box lunch. I've tried it
before and it was great."
USED WITH FRIENDS
A younger male lover.
EXAMPLE 1
"My mom has a new boytoy.
She'll have sex with him for a
few months then find
someone new."
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EXAMPLE 2
"Is that Will's new boytoy?
USED WITH FRIENDS
He's cute!"
A man who is primarily
O Learn more...
attracted to women's
. You may also hear breasts.
"toyboy."
EXAMPLE 1
"I'm a breast man. I always
look at a woman's breasts
first, then look at the rest of
USED WITH FRIENDS
her. "
to flatulate.
EXAMPLE 1
"Iheard Mrs. Jones break
wind at church today. I was
very surprised."
EXAMPLE 2
"Did one of you girls break
wind? Something smells
strange in here."
EXAMPLE 2
"Larry is a breast man, so his
wife just got her breasts
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION enlarged."
To have sex by rubbing a
man's penis between a
woman's breasts.
USED WITH FRIENDS
EXAMPLE 1
A heterosexual.
a "We need oil if we want to
breast fuck. Lubrication is
EXAMPLE 1
importantl"
"See all the women? This
looks like a breeder bar. Let's
EXAMPLE 2
go to the gay bar next door,"
"When we breast fuck, I can
see Rod's penis as he
EXAMPLE 2
ejaculates. "
"Most breeders get divorced,
but you never see any
homosexuals getting
divorced."
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 BUU-DYKE

O Learn more... ,:.:,, ,::.::. :';.:rli::,:, : ,,,

. This word is used by

USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS

homosexuals more than Totally naked. To vomit.

heterosexuals.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

"When I found Travis, he was "Be careful! Sam just

buck naked and sleeping on buicked, and I think he's
the streetl" going to do it again soon."
USED WITH FRIENDS

A woman. EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2

"Meg has a pretty face, but "Don't drink too much wine
EXAMPLE 1 when she's buck naked, she's or you might buick."
"Your wife is one sexy ugly !"
broad. "
o Learn more...
EXAMPLE 2
. You may also hear "butt USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
"See that broad over there? naked."
I'm going to have sex with A masculine lesbian (female
her tonight." homosexual),

o Learn more... EXAMPLE 1

. USED WITH FRIENDS "My gym teacher is a

Generally, a person who
uses this word does not
think well of women.
. This is an old phrase still
bulldyke, and she wants all
Buffalo excrement.
the girls to know it."
EXAMPLE 1
"Be careful not to step in any EXAMPLE 2

used today. "That bulldyke just asked me

buffalo chips."
where I bought my
EXAMPLE 2
motorcycle."
"My brother threw buffalo
USED WITH ANYONE
chips at me when we were
young. He's so disgusting!"
A place of prostitution.
o Learn more...
EXAMPLE 1

"I love sex. Maybe I should

. "Buffalo chips" got their
name from buffalo
work in a brothel!"
excrement which usually
EXAMPLE 2
becomes flat and hard like
"If you have sex with any a potato chip.
more men, you'll belong in
brothel ! "

O Learn more...
. You may also hear "diesel
dyke."

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BUISHIT
USED WITH FRIENDS
O Nonsense.
EXAMPLE 1
"Laurie has three cars?
That's bullshit! She only has
one."
EXAMPLE 2
GARY: "The boss said we
have to work on Saturday."
JAY: "That's bullshit! We
worked last Saturday!"
o To lie to or deceive
someone.
EXAMPLE 1
"Jessica is bullshitting me.
She said she's not dating
anyone, but I saw her with
Ross last night."
EXAMPLE 2
"If you bullshit me, I'm going
to get very angry!"
O Learn more...
. A person who "bullshits" a
lot is a "bullshitter."
You may also hear "horse
shit" as in "That's horse
shit, Michael. You know I
don't like bananas!"
You may also hear "B-S."
2q
'll: , '
r::
USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS
Butt. O To have sex.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1
"My bum looks great in my "I'm hoping to bump and
new leather pantsl" grind with Amanda tonight
while my parents are at the
EXAMPLE 2 movies."
"I think most English girls
have big bums." EXAMPLE 2
"It's hard for me to walk
O Learn more,.. today because of all the
. bumping and grinding I did
A "bum" also means "a
last night. "
homeless person" as in
"Give that bum some
a To rub one's body against
money. He needs a good
someone else's body in a
meal."
sexual way while dancing.
. We took this word from the
British. EXAMPLE 1
"Jack and Brenda were
bumping and grinding on the
dance floor all night."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
EXAMPLE 2
The countryside; very far "Of course I can dance! I can
away. bump and grind until the sun
comes up."
EXAMPLE 1
"Kelly wants us to drive all
the way to bum-fuck Iowa."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
EXAMPLE 2
"Jonah lives in bum-fuck To have lesbian sex.
nowhere. It will take us
hours to get there!" EXAMPLE 1
"Ihave pictures of my sister
Learn more...
O and her girlfriend bumping
. You may also hear pussies. Ten dollars if you
"bumble-fuck" or "East want to look!"
bum-fuck." Almost any
EXAMPLE 2
variation will work!
"Susanne and Maki were
bumping pussies all night.
They're in love!"
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USED WITH FRIENDS
To have sex.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE
"That guy is really
handsome! I would bump
uglies with him any day."
EXAMPLE 2
"I don't know how to stop my
dog from interrupting when
my boyfriend and I are
bumping uglies."
USED WITH FRIENDS
o Rectum.
EXAMPLE 1
"Don't stick a bottle up your
bung hole. It might get
stuck. "
EXAMPLE 2
"My bung hole hurts. I should
see a doctor before it gets
worse."
a A stupid person.
EXAMPLE 1
"What kind of a bung hole
would urinate in a car?"
EXAMPLE 2
"Some bung hole tried to put
a box of condoms down the
toilet. "
O Learn more...
. We took this phrase from
the British.
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BUSH
USED WITH FRIENDS USED WTTH EXTREME CAUTION
Butt. A woman's pubic area.
1 EXAMPLE 1
"That woman has a great "I saw Victoria's bush last
pair of buns." night. Very nice!"
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2
"I just bought a workout "I shaved my bush. Sam
video for my buns. My butt is likes it smooth."
too big!"
Here is a short dialogue between two Americans.
SAMANTHA
"I just heard that Mikeand Do the nasty (p. 48)
Professor Lane have been
doing the nasty all yearl"
AUSTIN
"Are you shitting me? No Shit someone (p. 176)
wonder that fuckstick Mike Fuckstick (p. 78)
always gets the best grades
in class. Are they in love?"
SAMANTHA
"No, it's just a booty call." Booty call 1p. zr;
AUSTIN
"They're both so fugly! The Fugly (p. 7s)
idea of them bumping Bump uglies (p.2s)
uglies makes me want to Retch (p.161)
retch. "
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BUST
USED WITH ANYONE
The area of the chest
containing the breasts.
EXAMPLE 1 O
"Ingrid's bust is huge! She
must look great in a bathing
suit. "
EXAMPLE 2
"You have to measure your
bust if you want to order the
dress in the right size."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To orgasm.
EXAMPLE 1
"I'm so sexually excited that
I'm ready to bust a nutl"
EXAMPLE 2
"I busted my nut inside
Melody during sex."
USED WITH FRIENDS
o To expel gas from the
anus; to flatulate.
EXAMPLE 1
'tWhen I find out which one
of you busted ass in my car,
I'm going to kill you!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Every time I eat green
peppers, I bust ass all night."
2e
EXAMPLE 2
o To work hard.
"The first girl I kissed was
EXAMPLE 1
really butch, but now I like to
be with more feminine
"If we don't bust ass on this
project, the company will women."
lose money."
Learn more...
EXAMPLE 2 . "Butch" is often considered
"Charlotte really busted ass an insult when used with
on this report. It looks women.
great! "
g To move quickly.
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
EXAMPLE 1
"We have to bust ass to class o To have anal sex.
or we'll be late."
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 2 "I really want to butt fuck my
"I busted ass to the train girlfriend, but she's scared
station but I still missed my that it will hurt."
train. "
EXAMPLE 2
O Learn more... "Dina never wants to have
. You may also hear "rip
regular sex anymore. She
ass" as in "I hate Rick
always wants to butt fuck."
because he ripped ass in
a A stupid person.
my face last week."
. You may also hear t'tear EXAMPLE 1
ass" as in "I ate too many "That butt fuck almost killed
beans and now I have to my dog!"
tear ass. You better open
EXAMPLE 2
the windows."
"Look at those butt fucks
trying to fight with that
police officer!"
USED WITH FRIENDS
Masculine.
EXAMPLE 1
"Nadine is really cute, but
she's butch. I think she's a
lesbian. "
THE SLANOMAN EUTDE TO DTRTY ENGLISH
 BUZZED

USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH FRIENDS

A homosexual man. An object inserted into the Clitoris.

butt to increase sexual
EXAMPLE 1 pleasure. EXAMPLE 1

SANDY: "Is John gay?" "Megan goes crazy when I

EXAMPLE 1 suck on her button."
PETER: "Yeah, he's a butt "I have better orgasms when
pirate. " I use a butt plug during sex." EXAMPLE 2

"Iput the vibrator on my

EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2 button and in one minute, I
"A lot of butt pirates live in "Greg has the biggest butt had an orgasm."
San Francisco. My brother plug I've ever seen. It must
met his lover there." hurtl" o Learn more...
. You may also hear "love
button. "

USED WITH FRIENDS

Very ugly.
USED WITH ANYONE

EXAMPLE 1
A little drunk.
"That guy has a great body,
but his face is butt ugly," EXAMPLE 1

"I'm not drunk, I'm just

EXAMPLE 2
buzzed.I can drive myself
"Kendra is so butt ugly! Was home."
she in a car accident?"
o Learn more... EXAMPLE 2

. To most homosexuals, a "I got buzzed at Larry's

"butt pirate" is a man who house last night. He offered
takes the active role in USED WITH FRIENDS us expensive alcohol, and I
anal sex, couldn't say no."
A rude, mean, or irritating
person.

EXAMPLE 1

"Jack insulted my mother.

What a buttheadl"

EXAMPLE 2

"Allan is a butthead. He
never came to my party last
nig ht!"

o Learn more...
. Men are called "buttheads"
more often than women.

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C-U-NEXT-TUESDAY

IS FOR

O Learn more...
USED WITH FRIENDS
. This is a nicer way to say
o Vagina. "cunt" (p.42).

EXAMPLE 1

"Mary stuck a cucumber in

her C-U-Next-Tuesday, and ,, ,. ,..,,, i!:,
,

USED WITH ANYONE

she can't get it out!"
Butt.
EXAMPLE 2
"I need to see a doctor. My EXAMPLE 1

C-U-Next-Tuesday is itching "My brother has a big

a lot." caboose. He has to buy
special pants."
O A nasty woman.
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 1 "I like a woman with a big
"She took my soda! What a caboose."
C-U-Next-Tuesday!"
O Learn more...
EXAMPLE 2
. A "caboose" is the last car
"That man called me a
on a freight train,
C-U-Next-Tuesday! How
rude !"

28 THE SLANCMAN EUTDE TO DIRTY ENOLTSH


USED WITH FRIENDS
o Testicles.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE
"I like girls who play with my
cajones. "
EXAMPLE 2
"That guy has a big pair of
cajones. Look at his pants."
a Courage or strength.
EXAMPLE 1 USED WITH FRIENDS
"I know why you won't fight
me. You don't have the
cajones. "
EXAMPLE 2
"That little guy doesn't have
the cajones for the army,"
o Learn more...
. This Spanish word meaning
"testicles" is pronounced
"cah-ho-nes."
USED WITH FRIENDS
A male prostitute.
EXAMPLE 1
"George made a lot of money
as a call boy. Gay men love
him,"
EXAMPLE 2
"Call boys don't need to be
cute, they just need to be
ready for sex all the time."
o Learn more...
. You may also hear "rent
boY."
THE SLANGMAN @UTDE TO DTRTY ENoLISH
CANNED FRUIT
a Toilet or bathroom.
USED WITH FRIENDS
EXAMPLE 1
A female prostitute.
"Hey, where is the can? I
have to Lrrinate."
1
"Ted hired some call girls for
EXAMPLE 2
the party. It should be fun!"
"I saw $5 on the floor in the
EXAMPLE 2
can, but I didn't want to
"I got a call girl when I was touch it, That place is so
in Denver. I really needed
dirty!"
sex!"
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION A coward.
The appearance of a
EXAMPLE 1
woman's groin when the "Jacob screamed during the
seam of her pants is pulled
movie. What a candy-ass!"
tightly against her vagina.
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 1 t'You candy-ass! I'm not
"Naomi's pants are so tight
going to hurt you."
you can see her camel toe."
EXAMPLE 2
"Fred goes to aerobics class
just to see all the camel USED WITH FRIENDS
toes. "
A homosexual man who has
o Learn more... not publicly admitted to
being homosexual.
. This expression refers to
the V-shaped space EXAMPLE 1
between the two toes on a "Iused to be a canned fruit,
camel's foot. but now everyone knows I'm
gaYl"
EXAMPLE 2
USED WITH FRIENDS
"I touched Jeff's butt and he
ran away. That canned fruit!
o Butt. He needs to admit that he
likes it!"
EXAMPLE 1
"I really likeBonny, but her o Learn more...
can is too big for me."
. "Fruit" (p. 72) is a rude
way to say "gay."
EXAMPLE 2
"My wife has the best can."
29
 EXAMPLE 2

"George was castrated in a

USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH FRIENDS
strange coffee-maker
Breasts. €xplosion." A place of prostitution.

EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1
"I wish my girlfriend had "I'm spending all of my
cans like that girl over money at the cathouse. I
USED WITH FRIENDS
there. " need a girlfriend!"

ffi
To be in trouble.
EXAMPLE 2

EXAMPLE 1 "My girlfriend saw me leaving

"We're going to catch shit if the cathouse. I'm in troublel"
we don't get home before
O Learn more...

/Epi
elevenl"
. In Canada, the 1982 movie
EXAMPLE 2
The Best Little Whorehouse
"Did you catch shit for

a
In Texas was renamed The
forgetting your mom's Best Little Cathouse In
birthday?" Texas.

EXAMPLE 2

"My friend Joyce showed me

her cans after I gave her USED WITH FRIENDS
USED WITH FRIENDS
$10." For homosexual men, the Vagina.
man who is penetrated by
the other man during anal EXAMPLE 1
t:,:lliiiii; sex.
,',' "i .' ' ';; i "Matilda hid the drugs in her
'" USED WITH ANYONE cha-cha during the
EXAMPLE 1
To remove a male's inspection."
"I found a great gay website
testicles, making sex that lists who is a catcher, EXAMPLE 2
impossible. and who isn't." "I can put my penis in
EXAMPLE 1
Debbie's cha-cha whenever I
EXAMPLE 2
"I heard the government is want, and she can use my
"Jed told me he's a catcher.
thinking about castrating credit card."
I'd love to penetrate him!"
men who rape women."
o Learn more...
O Learn more...
. In Comedy Central's T,V.
. In baseball, the "catcher" show "South Park,"
catches the balls thrown by Cartman's mom often uses
the "pitcher" (p. 148). "cha-cha" instead of
vagina, as in "He put his
ho-ho-dilly ["penis"] in her
cha-cha."

30 THE SLAN@MAN CUTDE TO DIRTY ENoLISH


USED WITH ANYONE
Menopause.
EXAMPLE 1 time is red like a cherrY.
"My mother is acting a little
strange because of her
change of life."
EXAMPLE 2
"After her change of life,
Monica couldn't have any
more children."
USED WITH ANYONE
A person who hates
spending money.
EXAMPLE 1
"Don't be a cheapskate, Jose.
You owe me five more
dollars!"
EXAMPLE 2
"My mother is a cheaPskate.
She never buys me new
clothes !"
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
A woman's virginity.
EXAMPLE 1
"Debbie won't have sex with
you. She's 23 years old and
still has her cherry."
EXAMPLE 2
"I've tried everything, but
Kathy won't give me her
cherry. "
THE SLANOMAN AUTDE TO DTRTY ENGLISH
o Learn more...
. The blood that comes out
of a woman's vagina when
she has sex for the first
USED WITH FRIENDS
A girl or a woman.
EXAMPLE 1 chicken hawk because my
"Look at that sexy chick over
there! I wonder if she will
have sex with me."
EXAMPLE 2
"Hey, chicks. Are we going
shopping today?"
e9
o Learn more...
o Mony women find this
phrase offensive, and
others do not. If you're
male, it's safer not to use
it.
. You may also hear
"chickie."
CHICKEN RANCH
USED WITH FRIENDS
An adult male homosexual
who is attracted to younger
men.
EXAMPLE 1
"He's a chicken hawk. He
only likes men half his age."
EXAMPLE 2
"Most men think I'm a
boyfriends are usually young,
but I like older guys, too."
USED WITH FRIENDS
A place of prostitution.
EXAMPLE 1
"That chicken ranch has
great prices. Just $200 for
sex!"
EXAMPLE 2
"I hate chicken
ranches. The
women are always difty and
ugly."
o Learn more...
. A 1983 documentary
movie called Chicken
Ranch is about a house of
prostitution in Nevada.
(Prostitution is legal in
parts of Nevada, but not in
most other states.)
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USED WITH FRIENDS
A person who is easily
scared.
EXAMPLE 1 "I went sailing yesterday, but
"Do you want to climb this
mountain, or are you a
chicken-shit?"
EXAMPLE 2
"Joan is a chicken-shit. She
won't leave her house at
night!"
O Learn more...
. You may also hear the
polite version "chicken."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To have anal sex.
EXAMPLE 1
"Some homosexual men ride
the chocolate speedway all
the time."
EXAMPLE 2
"Susan likes when I ride the
chocolate speedway. We
have anal sex every week."
USED W]TH FRIENDS
To masturbate.
EXAMPLE 1 instead."
"Mary still won't have sex
with me, so I'm going to the
bedroom to choke the
chicken."
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EXAMPLE 2
"I can choke the chicken in
less than five minutes. How
long do you need to
masturbate?"
USED WITH FRIENDS
A person who is attracted to
fat people.
EXAMPLE 1
"My brother is a
chubby-chaser. He only dates
large women."
EXAMPLE 2
"Michael must be a
chubby-chaser because his
boyfriend is so fat."
o Learn more...
. "Chubby" is another way to
say "fat."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
A stupid person.
EXAMPLE 1
"That chucklefuck Ryan can't
do anything right!"
EXAMPLE 2
"You are such a chucklefuck,
Quinn. Why did you lie to the
teacher?"
THE SLANOMAN AUTDE TO DIRTY ENoLISH
USED WITH FRIENDS
To vomit.
EXAMPLE 1
I was chumming most of the
day."
EXAMPLE 2
"I get sick so quickly, I
usually chum just seeing a
boat on the water."
O Learn more...
. "Chum" is fish bait made
from pieces of other fish.
When you use "chLlm" to
fish, you are "chumming."
. A "chum" is also a polite
word for "a good friend"
and can be used with
anyone.
1
USED WITH ANYONE
A person who believes
everything he or she is told.
EXAMPLE 1
"I thought Frank loved me!
I'm such a chump."
EXAMPLE 2
"Brad is such a chumpl
Sheila promised him a raise
if he worked harder, but
she's going to fire him
 CLIT
EXAMPLE 2

"Kyle is trying to stay clean,

USED WITH FRIENDS
so we don't go to bars or any
To vomit. places that serve alcohol." IN OTHER WORDS...

EXAMPLE 1

"I'm going to chunder. If you

need me, I'll be in the Most Americans are
bathroom. "
USED WITH ANYONE insulted when they're
o orgasm. called a "coward,"
especially men.
EXAMPLE 2

"Mr. Sato was surprised EXAMPLE 1

when I chundered on his wife "That was the best climax I

after the party." ever had, Let's do it again!" Don't have a backbone
(p.s1)
EXAMPLE 2

"William says he can give a Fraidy-cat (p. 70)

woman three climaxes in one Gutless (p. Bs)
USED WITH FRIENDS
hour. I don't believe him!"
Scaredy-cat (p. 168)
Men who masturbate
themselves or each other in a To orgasm. Spineless (p. 1Bs)
a group. Wuss (p. 216)
EXAMPLE 1
,'Are you going to climax
EXAMPLE 1 Yellow (p.21e)
"My football coach says a soon? My favorite T.V. show
circle jerk will help us be a
better team, but I don't want
will be on in five minutes." @
Candy-ass (p. 2s)
to touch another guy's EXAMPLE 2

penis!" "I couldn't climax when I had Chicken-shit (p. az)

sex with Ed's sister, but I
EXAMPLE 2 really wanted to!"
"Some guys I knew in college
got really drunk and had a
Pussy (p.1ss)
circle jerk, I thought it was
strange because they all had USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Sissy (p. rze)
g irlfriends. "
Clitoris.

EXAI'4PLE 1

"I loved it when lacob

USED WITH ANYONE touched my clit with a
Sober. feather! It felt amazing."

EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 1

"I've been clean for three "My clit vibrates so much on

weeks, but I really want a Bill's motorcycle that I
beer. " usually have an orgasm just
riding downtown."

THE SLANOMAN AUTDE TO DIRTY ENoLISH ??

CLOSET CASE
O Learn more...
. Although "clit" is a
shortened version of the
medical term "clitoris," it's
considered very vulgar.
USED WITH FRIENDS
A homosexual man who has
not publicly admitted to
being homosexual.
EXAMPLE 1
"Albert is a closet case. He's
afraid he'll lose his job if
anyone knows that he's gay."
EXAMPLE 2
"I was a closet case until
college. Now my family and
friends all know I'm gay."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
A homosexual man who has
not publicly admitted to
being homosexual.
EXAMPLE 1 Amelia. It's true! I want to
"Richard is married to a
beautiful woman, but I know
he's really a closet queen."
EXAMPLE 2
"Most of my friends think
Ricky Martin is a closet
queen. "
O Learn more...
. You may also hear "closet
queer."
3Ll
EXAMPLE 2
"My ex-husband is a cock. He
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
took all the furniture when
A disaster. he left me."
EXAMPLE 1 O Learn more...
"Jill didn't plan enough. This
. Be careful! A "cock" is also
meeting is a clustefuck!"
a male chicken,
EXAMPLE 2
"The basketball game was a
clusterfuckl We didn't work
as a team." USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To interfere with another
man's attempts to get sex
or sexual contact.
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
EXAMPLE 1
o Penis.
"If you cock-block me with
EXAMPLE 1
Heather, I'll hurt you! I need
sex. "
"Gerald's cock isn't very big,
so I have trouble orgasming
EXAMPLE 2
during sex. "
"Are you trying to cock-block
EXAMPLE 2
Allan? I saw you flirting with
"I don't think Manny's very his date."
cute, but he has a big cock.
O Learn more...
Good sex is more important
than good looks!" . You may also hear
"cock-blocking" as in
"Oliver said I was
cock-blocking him with
have sex with her first."
. In this phrase, "cock" (see
previous entry) means
"penis. "
O A nasty person.
EXAMPLE 1
"Nathan kicked my dog! My
dog is okay, but Nathan's a
cock! "
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USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
A rubber ring used to
restrict the flow of fluid
through the penis to give
extra pleasure during
orgasm.
EXAMPLE 1
"Every time I use a cock ring
during sex, I have amazing
orgasms."
EXAMPLE 2
"My girlfriend bought me mY
first cock ring. Now I don't
want to have sex without it."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
o A nasty person.
EXAMPLE 1
"Patrick stole $100 from me.
What a cocksucker!"
EXAN4PLE 2
"My last boyfriend was a
cocksucker. He made me PaY
for all our dates!"
a A person who enjoys
performing oral sex on
men.
EXAMPLE 1
"Cordelia's a great
cocksucker, so I asked her to
perform oral sex on me
every night."
EXAMPLE 2
"Rina is a great cocksucker!
She can do it underwater."
THE SLANoMAN OUTDE TO DIRTY ENOLISH
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
A person who gets a man
sexually excited, but will
not allow him a way to have
an orgasm.
EXAMPLE 1
"Don't waste your time with
Kimberly. She's a big
cocktease and will never
have sex with you."
EXAMPLE 2
"Cindy kisses everyone, but
she's really just a cocktease.
She won't have sex until
she's married."
O Learn more...
. You may also hear
"dicktease. "
USED WITH ANYONE
o An unfriendly Person.
EXAMPLE 1
"Roger never says hello to
me. He's a cold fish."
EXAMPLE 2
"I'm not a cold fish, but I
don't like to hug people I just
met."
COLI-AR THE COCK
a A person who doesn't get
very excited during sex.
EXAMPLE 1
"I had sex with lanet last
night. What a cold fish! She
never moved."
EXAMPLE 2
"I heard that Bill is a cold fish
in bedl"
O Learn more...
. People say good sex is
"hot." A person who is a
"cold fish" doesn't get
"hot" during sex/ so the
sex isn't exciting,
USED WITH FRIENDS
To masturbate.
EXAMPLE 1
"I try to collar the cock at
least four times a day to staY
relaxed. "
EXAMPLE 2
"I need to get a girlfriend, so
I can stop collaring the cock
and have some real sexl"
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 USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH ANYONE
Vagina; sex with a woman.
Regardless. To admit openly to being
homosexual. EXAMPLE 1

EXAMPLE 1 "Natalie's cooch hurt after we

"I'm going to finish reading EXAMPLE 1 had sex last night. I guess I
this book tonight, come hell "Jerry talks about having a was too rough for her."
or high water!" girlfriend, but I know he's
just afraid to come out of the EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2
closet." "Did you get any cooch last
"I'm your mother! You will night? Your date looked
listen to me, come hell or eager for sex."
high water. I don't care what
your friends say."

o Learn more...
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
. If you do something "come
hell or high water," you'll Vagina.
do it even if you're faced
EXAMPLE 1
with the fires of hell or a
flood. "Last night was terrific!
Rachel showed me her
cooter. "

EXAMPLE 2
USED WITH ANYONE EXAMPLE 2 "The first time I saw a girl's
To flirt or try to attract "Patricia came out of the cooter was when I accidently
another person. closet last year. Her mom walked into the girls'
thinks it's fine, but her dad bathroom at school."
EXAMPLE 1
won't talk to her anymore."
"I think my History professor
is coming on to me. He
O Learn more...
always stares at me in class." . You may also hear USED WITH ANYONE
"closeted" or "in the
EXAMPLE 2 closet. "
To touch someone sexually
"I know Devon has a without permission, usually
girlfriend, but he was coming . Today, a person can be while pretending it's an
on to me all night." "closeted" about any accident.
uncommon sexual
preference. For example : EXAMPLE 1

"Gene is a closet "Lynn copped a feel when the

masochist. He finally told subway stopped. I felt her
me about it last niqht." hand on my butt!"

3e THE SLANOMAN EUTDE TO DTRTY ENGLTSH


EXAMPLE 2
"I tried to cop a feel when
the teacher bent over mY
desk this morning. She has
great breastsl"
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
o Anus.
EXAMPLE 1
"Ilike to lick my boyfriend's
cornhole to get him reallY
excited for sex."
EXAMPLE 2
"Jake was having sex in the
cornhole last night, and now
he can't sit down because his
butt hurts."
o .
o To have anal sex.
EXAMPLE 1
"Did you and Andy cornhole
last night?"
EXAMPLE 2
"Don't open that door! Quinn
and Stacy are cornholing in
there. "
THE SLANOMAN EUTDE TO DIRTY ENOLTSH
USED WITH FRIENDS
To protect yourself from
possible blame.
EXAMPLE 1
"Rick tells his boss whenever
he leaves the office. He likes
to cover his ass."
EXAMPLE 2
"Save that letter! If someone
blames you/ you can use the
letter to cover your ass."
O Learn more...
. You may also hear "C-Y-A."
USED WITH FRIENDS
A fat person.
EXAMPLE 1
"What a cow! I would never
date a man that big."
EXAMPLE 2
"You cow! You ate all the ice
cream ! "
o Learn more...
You may also hear "fat
cow."
COYOTE U6LY
USED WITH ANYONE
Cow excrement.
EXAMPLE 1
"I think Bill will be surPrised
when he realizes I gave him
a cow patty instead of a
hamburger. "
EXAMPLE 2
"Ihave never seen a cow
patty this big before. I hoPe
the cow is okay."
o Learn more...
. "Cow patty" got its name
from cow excrement which
usually becomes flat and
round like a hamburger
PattY.
USED WITH FRIENDS
Very ugly.
EXAMPLE 1
"Gary is too drunk to realize
that the girl he's dancing
with is coyote ugly,"
EXAMPLE 2
"Wow, I was really drunk last
night. I woke up next to a
girl who was coyote uglY."
o Learn more...
. "Coyote ugly" refers to the
belief that coyotes will
chew off their own legs to
escape a traP. Likewise, a
man would rather chew off
his own arm than staY in
bed with a very uglY
woman.
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CRABS

. There was a movie O Learn more... o Learn more...

released in 2000 called . "Crack" is also a . A person who uses the
Coyote Ugly that took low-quality form of the drug "crack" a lot becomes
place at a bar.
drug cocaine. more and more stupid.
. You may also hear
"crackpipe."
,
. :':: .. ;:
USED WITH FRIENDS
USED WITH ANYONE

Genital lice. Crazy.

EXAMPLE 1
USED WITH ANYONE
EXAMPLE 1
"My testicles itch all the time "That guy is cracked! He just A crazy person.
because of these crabs." keeps walking in circles."
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2 "Wendel is a crackpot. He
"Grant gave me crabs, so I "You're cracked if you think thinks he knows more than
broke his television by I'll kiss you. We just met." Einstein. "
pouring beer on it."
EXAMPLE 2

"Ben jumped off a bridge

wearing paper wings and
USED WITH FRIENDS
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION broke both of his arms. What
o A stupid or crazy person. a crackpot!"
o Vagina.
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 1
"Jacob is a crackhead. He
"Amber has beautiful breasts thinks Melissa is cute, but
and a great crack, I love to she's really ugly!"
USED WITH FRIENDS

have sex with her." o Worthless.

EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2
"Rick failed the test again. EXAMPLE 1
"I put my penis in her crack What a crackhead!" "Gary always lies. Everything
and she started to scream he says is crap."
with pleasure." o A person addicted to the
drug "crackr" a EXAMPLE 2
o The line between one's low-quality form of "I yelled at Sarah for no
butt cheeks. cocaine. reason. I feel like crap."

EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 1 a Indicates frustration or
"Jeremy's pants are so low "My mom's new boyfriend is surprise.
that I can see his crack!" a crackhead. I found a lot of
white powder in bags by his EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 2
clothes. " "Crap! I lost my wallet!"
"If the plumber is coming
here, I'm leaving. His crack EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2
is always showing while he "Emily looks great! She used MARY: "Tony was fired from
works." to be a crackhead, but she's his job today."
made a full recovery."

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 CRAPPER

PAUL: "Crap! I hope he finds

a new job soon."

0 To defecate.

EXAMPLE 1

"Something smells like bad in

Many Americans call each other "crazy" on a regular basis,
here, Did the dog crap?" often as a joke. Many of these expressions are meant to be
funny.
EXAMPLE 2

"I'll be back in five minutes. I Screwed up (p. 172)

have to crap."
A few sandwiches short Whacko G.2r2)
o Learn more,.. of a picnic (p. r)
. This is a nicer way to say Batty 1p. tzl
"shit" (p. 174).
Bonkers (p.20)
. A "piece of crap" is Cracked (p.38)
something worthless.
Crackpot (p. 38)
. You may also hear "Holy
Cuckoo (p. 41)
crap!" to indicate surprise,
Freak @.7r)
Have a screw loose (p. s:)
Have bats in the belfry
USED WITH FRIENDS
(p' e4)
Toilet or bathroom. Headcase (p. 97)

EXAMPLE 1 Kook 1p. rr+; ffi

"The line for the crapper is Loon (p. 120) Crackhead (p.38)
too long. Let's go somewhere
else. " Not cooking on all four Fruitcake G.72)
burners (p. 134)
Schizo (p. 168)
EXAMPLE 2
Not playing with a full deck
"When is the last time they (p. 13s) Screwed in the head (p. rzr)
cleaned the crapper? It's a
real mess in there." Nut case (p. 136)
Nuts (p. t:o)
o Learn more...
Off one's rocker (p. 137) Fucked in the head (p. zz)
. ManY people believe that
the toilet was invented by Out of it (p. rsg)
a man named Thomas Out of one's mind (p. 139)
Crapper, but they're
wrong ! Out there (p. 13s)

Out to lunch (p. rao)

Psycho (p. 1s4)

THE SLANOMAN OUTDE TO DIRTY ENOLISH 7q

CRATER-FACE
: , ':.:
USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH ANYONE

A person with a lot of acne An unpleasantly strange Drunk.

or acne scars on his or her
face.
EXAMPLE 1
"Look at that crater-face over
there! She needs to wash her
face more."
EXAMPLE 2
"My brother is a crater-face.
He's tried everything, but his
acne is just getting worse."
person.
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 1 "Denise was so crocked that
"Jake tried to kiss me at the she had sex with the limosine
funeral. What a creep!" d river. "
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2
"Vince is a creep. He tried to "Lyle was so sad, he got
steal my wallet at the party!" crocked to forget about his
problems."
O Learn more...
. Men are called "creeps"
more often than women.
. In 1993, the band USED WITH FRIENDS

Radiohead released a very To expel gas from the anus;

USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To orgasm.
EXAMPLE 1
"I don't know how she did it,
but she made me cream just
by licking my foot."
EXAMPLE 2
"Larry said he made Lynne
cream five times last night.
Is that possible?"
successful song called
"Creep" containing the
lyrics "But I'm a creep, I'm
a weirdo." A "weirdo" (p.
212) is a "strange person."
USED WITH FRIENDS
Nonsense.
EXAMPLE 1
to flatulate.
EXAMPLE 1
"This room smells terrible!
Who's been crop-dusting in
here?"
EXAMPLE 2
"Luke has been crop-dusting
for three hours! That's why
we have the fan on and all
the windows open."

"You love me? That's a crock O Learn more...

USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To orgasm.
EXAMPLE 1
"Evan's motorcycle was
vibrating so much, I almost
creamed my jeans when he
drove me around town."
of shit. You don't love me at . Real "crop-dusting"
all!" involves dropping
pesticides (powders that
EXAMPLE 2
kill insects) on fields from
"Caleb said he would pay
an airplane.
rent this month, but I think
that's a crock of shit. He
doesn't have any money."

EXAMPLE 2

"That girl is so sexyl I'm

going to cream my jeans just
looking at her."

Llo THE SLANGMAN OUT,DE TO DTRTY ENOLTSH

 CUM
; -l l::"." ';

USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION

A person who complains a Penis. o To orgasm.

lot.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

EXAMPLE 1 "I don't know what happened
"When I turned out the last night, but my cucumber
lights, Monica screamed. would not get hard."
What a crybaby!"
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2 "I love to touch Rick's
"The boss asked us to work cucumber. It's so smooth!"
"I love having sex with
Janice, but I always have to
stop right before I cum. She
doesn't want to get
preg na nt. "
EXAMPLE 2

late tonight, and Trevor "Don't stop, Henry! I'm going

won't stop complaining about o Learn more... to cuml Don't stop! Don't
it. What a crybabyl" . There are many ways to stopl Don't Stop! I'm
say "penis" that involve cumming! Okay, stop."
o Learn more... food. This connection
. You may also hear the between the penis and
shortened version "baby. " mouth implies oral sex.

USED WITH ANYONE

Crazy.

EXAMPLE 1

"Matt is cuckoo. I saw him

looking at the sun for ten
minutes!"
Here is a short dialogue between two Americans.
EXAMPLE 2

"I know I acted strange, but DYLAN

I'm not cuckool" "Look at the jugs on that Jugs (p. rro)
womanl I'd like to introduce Dickie and the boys (p. 46)
o Learn more...
her to Dickie and the boys."
. "Cuckoo" comes from the
JAMES
"cuckoo bird," a bird that
"Don't cream your jeans Cream one's jeans (p. 40)
makes a "coo coo" sound.
just yet. I heard she's Boink (p. le)
boinked every guy on the Slut (p. 181)
football team. She's a total
sl ut. "

DYLAN
"Even better!"

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THE SLANOMAN EUTDE TO DIRTY ENOLTSH
CUNNILINGUS
o Fluids released during
orgasm.
EXAMPLE 1
"Monica Lewinsky's blue
dress got stained with the
president's cum!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Wendy loves to lick the cum
from her fingers after she
masturbates."
O Learn more...
Because "cum" sounds just
like the word "come,"
Americans make a lot of
jokes by switching the two
words. For example: Joan
says "I'm coming!" and Phil
says "Then go to the
bathroom! I just had the
carpets cleaned."
The past tense of "cum" is
"came,"
USED WITH FRIENDS
Oral sex performed on a
woman.
EXAMPLE 1
"I didn't think I
would like
cunnilingus, but Kenny's
tongue feels fantastic!"
EXAMPLE 2
"A lot of woman don't like
cunnilingus, but I wish they
did. I love the way women
taste ! "
Llz
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION USED WITH FRIENDS
o Vagina. To expel gas from the anusl
to flatulate.
EXAMPLE 1
"John stuck his fingers in my EXAMPLE 1
cunt without asking firstl" "If I don't cut
one soon, I
think my butt will explode."
EXAMPLE 2
"Heidi has a sweet cunt. I EXAMPLE 2
love to lick it!" "I heard my teacher cut one
today when she walked into
AA nasty woman. class. She was really
embarrassed."
EXAMPLE 1
"Beatrice fired Ted for no
reason. She's such a cunt!"
EXAMPLE 2 USED WITH FRIENDS
"Your sister is a cunt. She To expel gas from the anus;
won't have sex with me!" to flatulate.
O Learn more...
EXAMPLE 1
. You may also hear "the "Dad, Billy cut the cheese in
C-word" instead of "cunt," my face again! Make him
because many people stop!"
won't say the word "cunt"l
EXAMPLE 2
"Oh, that smells awfull Who
cut the cheese?"
USED WITH ANYONE
To use bad words.
USED WITH FRIENDS
EXAMPLE 1
"Nina's mom was really Penis.
angry and cussed at all of us
for breaking the lamp." EXAMPLE 1
"Be careful, ladies. The
EXAMPLE 2 cyclops is looking for lovel"
"My dad says that if you
cuss, you'll go to hell." EXAMPLE 2
"We were ready to have sex,
O Learn more... and then she looked at my
. "Cuss" is the slang word cyclops and stopped."
for "curse."
THE SLANGMAN OUTDE TO DTRTY ENOLTSH

IS FOR
USED WITH ANYONE
Indicates surprise or
frustration.
EXAMPLE 1
AMELIA: "You just sat on
your glasses!"
JERRY: "D'oh!"
EXAMPLE 2
PAM: "The boss saw you
sleeping in your office."
MIKE: "D'oh! I'm in big
trouble."
o Learn more...
. This phrase was made
popular by Homer Simpson
of Fox's animated
television show "The
Simpsons."
THE SLANGMAN OUTDE TO DIRTY ENGLISH
DADDY
USED WITH FRIENDS
The older, wealthier, or
more dominant male in a
homosexual relationship.
EXAMPLE 1
"Bill is the daddy in our
relationship. He pays for
everything we do."
EXAMPLE 2
"Phillip is a great daddy. He's
only two years older than
me, but I do everything he
says."
0 Learn more...
. A "sugar daddy" is a rich
man who gives his lover (a
man or a woman) gifts and
money.
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DAISY CHAIN
! EXAMPLE 2

USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION

"The damn mailman gave me
USED WITH ANYONE
the wrong mail!"
Group oral sex in a chain (or To rape someone while on a
line) of people. O Learn more... date.
. You may also hear
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE
"dammit," 1

"I'm going to organize a "My last boyfriend tried to

daisy chain at Larry's date rape me. I broke up
birthday party. I know he'll with him, but I was too
love it!" .;i:a: ',',,., ,. ,,,j;r, :' scared to tell the police."
,, :i
USED WITH ANYONE

EXAMPLE 2
o Stupid, terrible, irritating, EXAMPLE 2
"Any good sex party should "Nicolas tried to date rape
or anything bad.
have a daisy chain." Kim after the dance, but she
EXAMPLE 1 kicked him between his legs
"Do you have to play that and ran."
darn music so loud?"
USED WITH FRIENDS
EXAMPLE 2
o Indicates frustration or "The darn dog ate my
surprise. sneaker! " USED WITH FRIENDS

EXAMPLE 1
O Indicates frustration. To masturbate.
"Damn! I hit my finger with
the hammer again. That EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

really hurts!" "Darn! I forgot to call my "You need to find a girlfriend,

mother yesterday." so you can stop dating Rosy
EXAMPLE 2 palm and her five sisters."
"Damnl You got a date with EXAMPLE 2
that model?" "Darn! I locked my keys
inside the car!"
a Used to intensify an
emotion. O Learn more..,
EXAMPLE 1
. This is a nicer way to say
"She has some damn fine "damn" (see previous
breasts on her." entry).

EXAMPLE 2

"That man is just too damn

handsome!"

I Stupid, terrible, irritating,

or anything bad. EXAMPLE 2
*'I may be alone,
but I can
EXAMPLE 1 have a date with Rosy palm
"I got the answer wrong on and her five sisters any time
the damn test!" I want."

qr{ THE SLANGMAN AUTDETO DTRTY ENOLTSH


USED WITH FRIENDS
To vomit.
EXAMPLE 1 sexually transmitted
"Rita was so drunk, she
decorated the pavement as
she walked home."
EXAMPLE 2
"Don't vomit in the sink!
decorate the pavement
outside. "
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To put the entire Penis into
one's mouth during oral
sex.
EXAMPLE 1 Americans are generally embarrassed by their bodies and
"All I want for my birthday
a girlfriend who can deep
throat. "
EXAMPLE 2
"I would never marry
woman who couldn't deep
throat me,"
USED WITH FRIENDS
To vomit.
EXAMPLE 1
"Bill looks sick. He should go
home before he starts to
deliver street pizza."
EXAMPLE 2
"I always see a lot of guys
delivering street pizza on
Friday nights when the bars
close."
THE SLANoMAN OUTDE TO DTRTY ENOLISH
,:,: ,r . I':: !rre:], .t ' .:': .'!:r:.a:l
USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS
A place where immoral A piece of rubber placed
activities happen, like sex, over the woman's vagina
drugs, etc. during oral sex to prevent
EXAMPLE 1 diseases.
"Two people are having sex
on the sofa, and another EXAMPLE 1
person is smoking marijuana "I don't pedorm oral sex on
by the door. This is a real any women without using a
Go den of iniquity!" dental dam. It's the only waY
to protect myself from
EXAMPLE 2 diseases."
"I took the guy back to my
little den of iniquity for sex."
is their bodily functions. The most polite way to say that you
need to defecate is to simply excuse yourself without a
reason. Or, you can say "I need to visit the restroom'"
When Americans are with their friends, however, they often
invent funny ways to say they need to defecate'
a
@
Do one's business (p. 48) B.M. (p. B)
Go (p. es) Drop one's load (p. s+)
Go check the plumbing Drop some thunder (p.s4)
(p.Bs)
Drop the kids off at the Pool
Make a pit stop (p. 123) (p.s4)
Poop (p. rsr) Hang a heat stick (p. s7)
Powder one's nose (p. 153) Lay a log (p. 116)
See a man about a horse Pinch a loaf (p. r+s)
(p. 173)
Shit (p. rz+)
Void (p. zro) Squat (p. 186)
Take a dump (p. 1e4)
Take a shit (p. rs+)
Ll5
 EXAMPLE 2

"I never knew what a dental o To have sex with a

dam was until I performed woman. USED WITH FRIENDS

oral sex on Linda and she Penis and testicles.

EXAMPLE 1
insisted I use it."
"Ilove dicking Miki. She's
EXAMPLE 1
really great in bed." "I'm tired, but Dickie and the
boys are ready for sex."
EXAMPLE 2

USED WITH ANYONE "My girlfriend's going to get a

EXAMPLE 2
deep dicking tonight. I can't
Butt. "Gina is having a party and
wait to have sex with her."
told me to bring Dickie and
EXAMPLE 1
O Learn more... the boys."
"Marissa has a great derriere
for a woman her age." "Dick" is a common
nickname for "Richard."
EXAMPLE 2 President Richard Nixon
USED WITH FRIENDS
"I think the derriere is the was often called "Tricky
sexiest part of a man's Dick." A penis-shaped object used
body." for sexual pleasure.
You may also hear
"dickhead" or "dickweed," EXAMPLE 1

as in "My father is a "Last week my girlfriend

dickhead! He had sex with bought a dildo. Now she
USED WITH FRIENDS
his secretary." doesn't want to see me
O Penis. anymore!"

EXAMPLE 1

"Frederick wants me to put

USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
his dick in my mouth, but I
won't!" To tease or trick someone.
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 1

"Don't have sex with Hugh. "Are you dicking with me, or
His dick is really small!" did you really get a new
job?"
AA rude or nasty man.
EXAMPLE 2

EXAMPLE 1 "I told Hanson that I got a

"Derrick kicked my cat. What big raise, when I really
a dick!" didn't. I love dicking with EXAMPLE 2
him!" "Only a big dildo can make
EXAMPLE 2
me have an orgasm."
"Don't be a dick, Larry. If she
said no, she means no!"

q6 THE SLANOMAN OUIDETO DIRTY ENGLTSH

 DIRTY
. ' : "'i:';;'
..'.:..
"i- .
.:.,: :",;':

USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH FRIENDS

A stupid person. A stupid person. A very bad person.

EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

"Sally is a dimwit. She "Les can't do anything right. "Hey, dirtbag! Stop trying to
forgets to feed her dog a He's a dipshit." sell drugs to those kids!"
lot. "
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2

EXAMPLE 2 "You dipshitl You forgot to "Some dirtbag put garbage

"Don't be a dimwit. You know add eggs to the cake!" all over my car."
this answerl"

:'."
USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH ANYONE

o A stupid person. o Sexual (bad).

EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

"You dipstick! You should "That movie is too dirty for

taste your food before you my children!"
salt it!"
EXAMPLE 2

EXAMPLE 2 "The book I'm reading is

"Don't invite Theo to the really dirty. The characters
party. He's a dipstick." have sex too much!"
o Learn more...
o Penis. o Sexual (good).
. A smart person is called
'tbright" and a stupid EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

person is called "dim." "I gave her $50 to lick my "Let's go home and do
"Wit" is another word for dipstick, but she took the something dirtyl"
intelligence or humor. money and ran away."
EXAMPLE 2

EXAMPLE 2 "This book is very dirty. I'm

"She cleaned my dipstick for really enjoying it!"
30 minutes."
USED WITH ANYONE
o Learn more...
A very old person. o Learn more... . Some Americans think sex
. This is a nicer way to say is bad and makes you
EXAMPLE 1
"dipshit" (see previous "di1ty."
"I'm such a dinosaur. I
entry).
remember when televison
was first inventedl" . A "dipstick" is the part of a
car used to measure oil. It
EXAMPLE 2
became an insult because
"My mother can't jog with it rhymes with "dipshit."
me, She's a dinosaur!"
. You may also hear the
shortened version "dip."

THE SLANoMAN EUTDE TO DTRTY ENOLISH Ll1

DIRTY OLD MAN
.,.','L
,;tlii,'liii.i.l.':, , : ,'.." ,,. ",'-,,,";. ,.
USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH FRIENDS

An old man who tries to A condom. To have sex.

attract young men or
women for sex or sexual EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

contact. "I make Derick put on his "Tonight I'm finally going to
diving suit before we have do the deed with Jeremy.
EXAMPLE 1 sex." He's really excited, but I'm
"That dirty old man tried to nervous. "
look up my dress with a EXAMPLE 2

mirror on the floor," "Ihate wearing a diving suit EXAMPLE 2

during sex. You can't feel "Sorry I missed your phone

anything." call. I was doing the deed
with Beth."

USED WITH FRIENDS

USED WITH FRIENDS

To have sex.
To have sex.
EXAMPLE 1

"Jill and I are going to do it EXAMPLE 1

tonight for the first time. I
bought 36 condoms!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Why do all the dirty old men
EXAMPLE 2
seem to find me on my way "Hey, sexy! Let's do it on the
home from work?" roof of the building so
everyone can see!"
"I was doing the do with
Yuko when the gizza delivery
guy interrupted us."
EXAMPLE 2
"Gretchen likes to do the do
in the car while I'm driving!"

O Learn more...
. The soda "Mountain Dew"
USED WITH FRIENDS
USED WITH ANYONE is advertised with the
Vomit. phrase "Do the Dew!"
To defecate.
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 1
"Mindy, I'm really sorry for "Please take the dog for a
the dishonorable discharge walk, so he can do his USED WITH FRIENDS
on your carpet last night." business." To have sex.
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 1
"Matt really made the house "Lady, will you please stop
smell with his dishonorable "Wow! My dog is trying to do
your cat from doing his
discharge." the nasty with your dog!
business on my driveway?" Let's watch."
O Learn more...
. Usually said when referring
to pets.

r{8 THE SLANOMAN @UTDE TO DIRTY ENOLISH

 EXAMPLE 2
"I never do the nasty on the
first date. But I always do it
on the second datel"
USED WITH FRIENDS
To have sex.
EXAMPLE 1
"My goal this holiday is to do
the wild thing with as many
women as possible."
EXAMPLE 2
"I just saw my grandmother
doing the wild thing with her
boyfriend. I never want to
have sex again,"
USED WITH ANYONE
A stupid person.
EXAMPLE 1
"You got lost driving here?
What a dode!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Don't talk to Bart. He's
dode."
o Learn more...
. This word is used by
teenagers more than
adults.
THE SLANGMAN GUTDE TO DIRTY ENGLISH
USED WITH FRIENDS
USED WITH FRIENDS
o An ugly person.
"Yes, of course!"
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 1 DAVE: "Why don't you ask
"WouldIlikeathousand Jill for a date?"
dollars? Does a bear shit in
the woods?" JAY: "She's a dog. I can do
better than her."
EXAN4PLE 2
SAM: "Is Tricia good at sex?" EXAMPLE 2
"Look at those dogs over
LILLY: "Does a bear shit in there! I have never seen so
the woods? She's great!" many ugly girls all in one
place."
a A person who will say or
do anything for sex.
EXAMPLE 1
NICK: "What do you think of
Billy?"
Here is a short dialogue between two Americans.
a MICHAEL
"My new girlfriend doesn't Don't know jack shit
know jack shit about deep (p.s1)
throating. She bit my dick Deep throat (p. 4s)
last nightl" Dick (p. +o)
SAM
"She needs to practice with Dildo (p.46)
a dildo. Of course, if you Do the nasty (p.48)
give her one, she may
never want to do the nasty
with you again."
MICHAEL
'tDamn, Why can't I find a Damn @.44)
nice dominatrix to date?" Dominatrix (p. so)
rl9
DOEGE-STYLE
KIM: "He's a dog. He's
always trying to sleep with
me."
EXAMPLE 2
"I thought my boyfriend was
a nice guy, but more and
more, I think he's just a
dog."
O Learn more...
. You may also hear
"bow-wow" to mean "ugly"
as in "Jake's new girlfriend
is a real bow-wow. Why is
he dating her?"
. "Bow-wow" is the sound a
dog makes.
USED WITH FRIENDS
A sexual position where the
first person penetrates the
second person from behind,
while the second person is
on his or her hands and
knees like a dog.
EXAMPLE 1
"I was having sex with
Melissa doggie-style, so I
wouldn't have to look at her
big nose."
50
EXAMPLE 2
"I lovewhen a man has sex
with me doggie-style. It feels
the best."
USED WITH ANYONE
A stupid person.
EXAMPLE 1
"Bob put salt in his coffee
because he thought it was
sugar. What a dolt!"
EXAMPLE 2
"I feel like a dolt because I
can't drive a car."
USED WITH FRIENDS
The more active or
controlling person during
sexual activities.
EXAMPLE 1
"I am always the dominant
one when Heather and I have
sex. She does whatever I
say."
EXAMPLE 2
"My wife is more dominant,
and likes to tie me to the
bed."
THE SLANGMAN EUTDETO DTPTY ENOLISH
USED WITH FRIENDS
A woman who enjoys
controlling her sexual
partner.
EXAMPLE 1
"Andrea enjoys being a
dominatrix. She's great at
controlling her lover."
EXAMPLE 2
"Being a dominatrix makes
me enjoy sex more. I like to
be in controll"
O Learn more...
. This phrase is sometimes
used in reference to any
strong woman.
USED WITH FRIENDS
"Don't get upset."
EXAMPLE 1
"Don't get your panties in a
bunch, Wilson. We'll clean up
the mess before your parents
get home."
EXAMPLE 2
GINA: "I still don't have a
date for the party!"
SUE: "Don't get your panties
in a bunch. I know the
perfect guy for you."

USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Not to care at all.
EXAMPLE 1 To have no chance for
"Why are you interested in
Valerie? She doesn't give a
fuck about you."
EXAMPLE 2
"The executives don't give a
fuck about us. They just care
about themselves."
O Learn more...
. You may also hear "don't
give a flying fuck."
USED WITH ANYONE
To be cowardly or weak.
EXAMPLE 1
"Ron doesn't have a
backbone. His wife makes all
the decisions."
EXAMPLE 2
"Allison won't argue with her
boss when her boss is wrong.
She doesn't have a
backbonel"
o Learn more,..
. The backbone (or spine)
helps humans stand and
appear confident. If you
don't have a backbone,
you are considered weak.
THE SLANOMAN EUTDE TO DIRTY ENGLTSH
DON'T KNOW SHIT FROM SHINOTJ
USED WITH FRIENDS
success.
EXAMPLE 1
"You don't have a snowball's
chance in hell of passing that
test tomorrow. You never
even went to class!"
EXAMPLE 2
"I don't have a snowball's
chance in hell with Ingrid.
She's so beautiful."
o Learn more...
. "Hell" is traditionally a hot
place, so a snowball would
melt immediatelv if it were
there.
USED WITH FRIENDS
To know nothing.
EXAMPLE 1
"Pam is trying to fix my car,
but she doesn't know jack
shit about car engines!"
EXAMPLE 2
"I don't know jack shit about
marketing. You should write
the report!"
o Learn more...
. You may also hear "don't
know jack" or "don't know
shit. "
. There is a popular
computer quiz game called
"You Don't Know Jack."
USED WITH FRIENDS
To know nothing.
EXAMPLE 1
"You don't know your ass
from your elbow if you think
the President is doing a good
job."
EXAMPLE 2
"That auto mechanic doesn't
know his ass from his elbow!
My car is still broken."
o Learn more...
. You may also hear "don't
know one's ass from a hole
in the ground."
USED WITH FRIENDS
To know nothing.
EXAMPLE 1
"Grandma is old, but she
doesn't know shit from
shinola about American
h istory. "
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DONO
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2

"Zak doesn't know shit from MATT: "Lisa likes me!"

USED WITH FRIENDS
shinola about cars."
KEN: "No, she doesn't, To clean the inside of the
doofus!" vagina with water or a
chemical solution, usually
O Learn more... after sex.
USED WITH FRIENDS
. You may also hear "doof."
Penis. EXAMPLE 1

"Idouche every time I have

EXAMPLE 1 sex. I want Charles'sperm
"Nick has the biggest dong out of there!"
USED WITH ANYONE
I've ever seen."
An awkward or unpopular EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2
person. "I think I should douche. My
"I can't have an orgasm boyfriend didn't want to
unless the guy has a huge EXAMPLE 1 perform oral sex last night."
dong." "Senyo always trips and falls.
He's such a dork!" O Learn more...
. Actually, "douching" isn't
EXAMPLE 2 good for the body. It
USED WITH ANYONE
"Iinvited Sandy to the party, removes helpful bacteria
but she wanted to read a along with the harmful
Excrement. book instead. I didn't know ones, and can lead to
she was a dork!" infection.
EXAMPLE 1

"Mom was angry because I O Learn more...

stepped in dog doo-doo and
then walked through the
. At school, a "dork" is often
a smart, unpopular person.
house. " USED WITH FRIENDS

EXAMPLE 2
"Doo-doo smells bad, but
flowers smell good."
O Learn more...
. Used by children or adults
when talking to children.
A stupid or irritating person.
EXAMPLE 1
USED WITH FRIENDS
"Look at that douche bag
To wear two condoms at the standing in the middle of the
same time. road. Get out of the wavl"
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 2

"You better double bag it if "Hey, douche bag! Stop

you want to have sex with looking at my girlfriend's
Rosali. I heard she has a breasts! "
USED WITH ANYONE sexual disease."
O Learn more...
A stupid person. EXAMPLE 2 . A "douche bag" is a bag
"Whenever I have sex with a used for "douching" (see
EXAMPLE 1
prostitute, I double bag it to previous entry).
"Doofus! You spilled my
be safe."
drinkl"

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 DRA6 OUEEN
i.::." . ..":'
: .. ..
';' . r;:.
" "..
USED WITH ANYONE

The pubic area.

EXAMPLE 1

"Carrol tried to touch me

down there. I was really Drinking alcohol is supposed to be fun, but most of the
surprised because I just met words that mean "drunk" sound dangerous and painful! We
her. "
are strange people.

EXAMPLE 2 ffi
"I think I have a problem Blitzed (p. 18) Shit-faced (p. 17s)
down there, My testicles are
growing hair!" Bombed (p. 1s) Stinking drunk (p. 1BB)
Buzzed G.27) Stupid drunk (p. 1eo)
o Learn more...
Crocked (p.40)
. Used by children or
immature people. Drunk as a skunk (p.s4)

. Feeling no pain (p. 64)

YoLl may also hear "south
of the border." Hammered (p. 90)
Lit (p. rrg)
Loaded (p.120)

USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION Looped (p. 120)

A man who dresses like a Plastered (p. 148)

woman. Polluted (p. lso)

EXAMPLE 1 Ripped (p. 162)

"My boyfriend is a drag Roaring drunk (p. 162)
queen. He's always wearing
d resses. "
Rocked (p. 163)
Sauced (p. 167)
EXAMPLE 2

FRED: "She's beautiful!" Shattered G. t74)

Sloshed (p. 181)
JEB: "That's a drag queen!"
Smashed (p. 182)
o Learn more... Staggering drunk (p. 188)
. In a "drag showr" men Tanked (p.1ea)
dress as women and
perform songs. Three sheets to the wind
(p. 1e8)

Toasted (p.201)
Wasted (p. 211)

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DRA66INO ASS

USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH FRIENDS

USED WITH FRIENDS

To move slowly. To defecate.
To vomit.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

"Shannon drank too much EXAMPLE 1 "I can't eat anything else
beer last night. She's really "I felt like I was driving the until I drop some thunder."
dragging ass today." porcelain bus all the way to
China last night. I vomited EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2 for hours." "Itsmells terrible in here!
"I was dragging ass all Did you just drop some
morning. Maybe I'm getting EXAMPLE 2 thunder?"
sick. " "I love getting drunk, but I
hate driving the porcelain
bus home."

o Learn more...
USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH FRIENDS
. Most toilets are made of
To urinate. "porcelain." To defecate.

EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

"Phil went to drain the lizard. "Sorry I'm late. I had to drop
He'll be back soon." the kids off at the pool and
USED WITH FRIENDS shave before I could leave."
EXAMPLE 2
o To ejaculate.
"Which way to the bathroom? EXAMPLE 2
I have to drain the lizard." EXAMPLE 1
KAY: "What is that smell?"

Learn more...
"I don't like it when Bob
O GARY: "Oh, I just dropped
drops his load on my sheets,
. You may also hear "drain I have to wash them three the kids off at the pool."
the vein." times a week."

EXAMPLE 2

"Laura was so drunk, I USED WITH ANYONE

dropped my load on her face
USED WITH ANYONE Drunk.
and she didn't notice."
Indicates frustration.
EXAMPLE 1
o To defecate.
EXAMPLE 1
"Terry is as drunk as a
"Drat! I failed the science EXAMPLE 1
skunk! We can't let her drive
test. " "Ethan dropped his load in home."
his pants again."
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2

"Dratl I can't see anything in EXAMPLE 2

"My dad is always as drunk
this fog !" "Sorry I'm late. I had to drop as a skunk. He needs help!"
my load."
O Learn more...
. This is a nicer way to say
"damn" (p,44).

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USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To rub against another
person as if you are having
sex, but while wearing
clothes.
EXAMPLE 1
"Ann didn't want to have sex,
so we just kissed and dry
fucked all night."
EXAMPLE 2
"Ted got a cut on his penis
from dry fucking Liz last
night. "
o Learn more...
. You may also hear "dry
hump."
USED WITH ANYONE
Butt.
EXAMPLE 1
"Get off your duff and help
me clean the house!"
EXAMPLE 2
"My duff hurts from the dog
bite. "
USED WITH ANYONE
Very stupid.
EXAMPLE 1
"Paulo is cute, but he's as
dumb as a sack of rocks!"
THE SLANGMAN OUTDETO DTPTY ENGLTSH
DUMB-ASS
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2
"I would ask Paige for the "My new teacher is as dumb
answer, but she's as dumb as an ox! He knows less than
as a sack of rocks!" I do!"
o Learn more...
. You may also hear "dumb
as a sack of wet mice."
USED WITH ANYONE
Very stupid.
USED WITH FRIENDS
EXAMPLE 1
"Dave jumped off a big rock A stupid person.
and broke his leg. He's as
EXAMPLE 1
dumb as an ox!"
"Howard just yelled at his
boss. What a dumb-assl"
DTALOOUE
Here is a short dialogue between two Americans.
JACK
"I heard your dumb-ass Dumb-ass (p.ss)
brother Ray dicked a Dick (p. ao)
17-year-old girl last night."
CARLOS
"Yeah. He met her last Deliver street pizzas
night when he was (p. 4s)
delivering street pizzas in Drunk as a skunk (p.s4)
front of the bar, He was
drunk as a skunk, as
usua|."
JACK
"That dipshit loves to do it Dipshit G.47)
with young girls. I hope he Do it (p. 48)
goes to jail someday."
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DUMB-FUCK
EXAMPLE 2
o Learn more... o Learn more...
CARL:'tYou're stupid ! "
. You may also hear r A long time ago, school
LING: "I'm going to punch "dumdum." children who answered
you, dumb-ass!" questions wrong had to
. Children use this phrase wear a "dunce cap" as
more often than adults. punishment.

USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION

'
A stupid person. ,: ;, ,, ,,', :, ,. - .,: l1r!,'
USED WITH FRIENDS
USED WITH ANYONE

EXAMPLE 1
Butt. A stupid or unpopular
"Dave is always getting lost. person.
EXAMPLE 1
He's a real dumb-fuck."
"Look at the cute dumper on EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 2 that girl over there." "The pafty was terrible.
"Don't be a dumb-fuck, Rita. There were dweebs
EXAMPLE 2
Come with us to the pafty!" everywhere and no alcohol!"
"I like you, but I can't date
you. Your dumper is too big!" EXAMPLE 2

"Kelly's last boyfriend was a

USED WITH FRIENDS
dweeb, so I'm sure she'll like
YOU."
A stupid person. USED WITH ANYONE

EXAMPLE 1 A stupid person.

"Rick always drives when
EXAMPLE 1 USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
he's drunk. What a
dumb-shitl" "If you don't study more, A masculine lesbian.
you'll always be a dunce!"
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 1

"I feel like a dumb-shit. I EXAMPLE 2

"That dyke looks like a man!"
can't remember my phone "My son is a dunce. He can't
number," even spell his own name." EXAMPLE 2

"I'm only attracted to dykes.

I don't like women who are
"' :l'
too feminine."
,,q:, :r. . : .i
USED WITH ANYONE

A stupid person.

EXAMPLE 1

"Timmy's a dummy! He
spilled juice on his shirt."

EXAMPLE 2
"You dummy! You need to
start the oven before you can
bake a cake!"

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IS FOR
USED WITH FRIENDS
A person who is usually
willing to have sex with
anyone.
EXAMPLE 1
"I'm having dinner with
Rosali, and we all know how
easy she is! I'll definitely
have sex tonight."
EXAMPLE 2
"I want to have sex with Ken,
but I don't want to appear
easy."
o Learn more...
. You may also hear "easy
lay" as in "Nancy is an
easy lay. She had sex with
me on our first date!"
. Women are called "easy"
more often than men.
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EAT MY SHORTS
USED WITH FRIENDS
Phrase indicating anger or
dislike.
EXAMPLE 1
"If you don't like my idea,
you can eat my shorts!"
EXAMPLE 2
"All Republicans can eat my
shorts! I hate those idiots."
o Learn more...
. This phrase was made
famous by Bart Simpson
on Fox's animated T.V.
show "The Simpsons."
. The phrase originally
appeared in the 1985
movie, The Breakfast Club,
about a group of high
school kids.
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"EAT SHIT!"
USED WITH FRIENDS
Phrase indicating anger or
dislike.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE
IKE: "You look fat today."
MELANIE: "Eat shit!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Eat shit, Andrew. I never
want to see you againl"
O Learn more...
. You may also hear "Eat
shit and die!"
USED WITH FRIENDS
To perform oral sex on a
woman.
EXAMPLE 1 "I have never seen such an
"Janine always wants me to
eat her out. She never wants
to have sex."
EXAMPLE 2
"I love it whenanother
woman eats me out. I love to
feel her tongue on my
clitoris. "
O Learn more...
. For homosexual men, to
"eat someone out" refers
to performing oral sex on
another man's anus.
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USED WITH FRIENDS
To be ugly.
1 EXAMPLE
"Wow! She really looks like
she was eaten by wolves and
shit over a cliff. I've never
seen anyone that ugly!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Grant is so handsome, but
his brother looks like he was
eaten by wolves and shit
over a cliff."
USED WITH ANYONE
Feminine (but only said
about men).
EXAMPLE 1
effeminate gay man before."
EXAMPLE 2
"My mother thinks my
brother is gay because he is
so effeminate."
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USED WITH FRIENDS
To have sex involving three
people.
1
"My girlfriend and I love each
other, but sometimes we B0
with the cute guy next door."
EXAMPLE 2
"Dave and I like to add
another person and B0
whenever we can. It helps
keep our sex life interesting."
USED WITH FRIENDS
Group sex.
EXAMPLE 1
"Mike is having an BB party
next weekend, and he's
invited some really beautiful
people. It should be fun."
EXAMPLE 2
"Iwas really nervous during
my first BB. I wasn't sure
who I should be with and
when."

useo wriH ertrvorrre
To end a relationship with
someone.
EXAMPLE 1
"When I realized that my
girlfriend was stealing from
me, I B6'd her and threw her
clothes on the street."
EXAMPLE 2
"I am going to get drunk
tonight because Jane just
B6'd me this morning."
o Learn more...
"86" means "to kill" if
you're a gangster in the
mob.
"To 86 something" means
"to remove or discard
something" as in "Let's 86
this whole idea about
starting a new company.
We don't have the money
for that right now."
USED WITH FRIENDS
Penis.
EXAMPLE 1
"Arthur's equipment is really
big, I think it might be too
big for me."
EXAMPLE 2
"Why do all the ugly guys
have the best equipment?"
THE SLANOMAN OUTDETO DTRTY ENoLISH
E@U'PMENT
The Academy Award-winning movie Erin Brockovich,
starring Julia Roberts, is based on the true story of a single
mother's fight against a California power company.
ERIN BROCKOVICH
"Did they teach you how to Suck (p. lso)
apologize at lawyer school?
Because you suck at it."
ED MASRY
"What makes you think you can
just walk in there and take
whatever you want?"
ERIN BROCKOVICH
"They're called boobs, Ed." Boob (p.20)
KURT POTTER
"How did you do this?"
ERIN BROCKOVICH
"I just went out there and Blow job (p. te)
performed sexual favors. Six
hundred and thirty-four blow
jobs in five days... I'm really
quite tired."
ED MASRY
"I assumed you were off having
fun. "
ERIN BROCKOVICH
"Oh, and why the hell would Hell (p. gz)
you assume that? "
ERIN BROCKOVICH
"I don't know shit about shit, Don't know jack shit
but I know right from wrong!" (p.s1)
Shit (p. rz+)
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EROTICA
USED WITH ANYONE
Literature or alt intended to
arouse sexual desire.
EXAMPLE 1
"I read a great piece of
erotica yesterday. It really
made me want to have sex!"
EXAMPLE 2
"That sculpture makes me
think of Kim's naked body.
The artist is really skilled at
erotica. "
eo
USED WITH ANYONE
A company that provides a
person with a companion,
usually for sex.
EXAMPLE 1 "That guy must be gay or a
"I need a date for the party,
but I don't know any women
in Chicago. I'm going to call
an escort service."
EXAMPLE 2
"The best escort services are
very expensive, but the
women are beautiful, and
you can have sex with them
all night."
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USED WITH FRIENDS
A male who has had his
testicles removed.
EXAMPLE 1
eunuch. He's not even
looking at that naked woman
in front of himl"
EXAMPLE 2
"After the car accident, my
father was a eunuch. He
never had sex again."
USED WITH ANYONE
A person who desires
attention.
EXAMPLE 1
"Jerry is an exhibitionist. He
had sex at the park last
week, and a dozen people
saw him!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Jasmine walks through the
apartment nude all the time.
She's such an exhibitionist!"
 FACTS OF LIFE

IS FOR

USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH ANYONE

Stupid, terrible, irritating, Toilet or bathroom.

or anything bad.
EXAMPLE 1

EXAMPLE 1 "The facilities are out of toilet

"My F-ing boss gave me too paper. Can you please bring
much work!" more?"

EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2

"What's the phone number "This restaurant is amazing!

for the dentist? My F-ing They have the nicest facilities
tooth hurts!" I've ever seen."

O Learn more...
. This is a nicer way to say
"fucking" (p. 77). USED WITH ANYONE

How sex and sexual

relationships work.

EXAMPLE 1

"After my father explained

the facts of life to me, i hired
a prostitute to practice what
I learned."

THE SLANGMAN OUTDE TO DIRTY ENGLISH eI

FAO HAO
EXAMPLE 2
O Learn more... ..
"My sister told me about the
facts of life. Now I'm scared . You may also hear "fag." USED WITH ANYONE

to grow older!" The testicles.

r In British English, a
O Learn more... "faggot" is a "bundle of EXAMPLE 1

woodr" and a "fag" is a "Just kick Matt in the family

. The popular T.V. show "ciga rette. " jewels, and he'll give you
"The Facts of Life"
(1979-1988) was about back your hat."
girls growing up at a
EXAMPLE 2
boarding school.
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
"I think there's
something
wrong with the family jewels.
A homosexual man. They've been itching since
Friday. "
EXAMPLE 1
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
"That fairy is wearing
A woman who prefers designer sneakers. I wonder
homosexual men as friends. : , .i . ,1 .,".
. : .. . .. "i,: :;:.
where he bought them?"
USED WITH ANYONE
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 2
"I'm becoming a fag hag! All Butt.
"Why is Tina dating
my friends are gay guys." Alexander? It's obvious he's EXAMPLE 1

a fairy." "Ilaughed when that girl fell

EXAMPLE 2

"Brenda is a total fag hag. I on her fanny in the middle of

think she's afraid of other the store."
women."
EXAMPLE 2
USED WITH ANYONE

O Learn more... "I like to touch fannies. I

. Although a "hag" is "an
old, ugly womanr" a "fag
hag" can be any woman.
To pretend to have an thinkIhaveaproblem."
or9asm.
O Learn more...
EXAMPLE 1
. "Fanny" is also a girl's
"Men never fake it. It's
usually very easy for a man name, although it's not
to have an orgasm during common.

USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION

SCX.,, . To the British, "fanny" is a
very rude word for
A homosexual man. EXAMPLE 2
"vagina."
"Sex with Michael is so bad, I
EXAMPLE 1 have to fake it so he'll stop."
"That faggot is still looking at
me. He must think I'm gay."

EXAMPLE 2

"Just because I don't want to

have sex with you doesn't
mean that I'm a faggot."

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USED WITH FRIENDS
To expel gas from the anusl
to flatulate.
EXAMPLE 1
"I farted at the coffee shop
today and everyone laughed
at me. Then they smelled it
and stopped laughing."
EXAMPLE 2
"Dan farts all day, every day,
I can't live with him
anymore."
o Learn more...
. This is the most common
way to say "flatulence."
USED WITH ANYONE
A fat, messy person.
EXAMPLE 1
"Andy's a fat slob, He eats all
day and never cleans!"
EXAMPLE 2
"I need to diet and exercise,
or I'm going to be a fat slob!"
THE SLANOMAN GUIDE TO DIRTY ENOLISH
FAT SLOB
How are "fuck" and "fucking" used in a sentence?
These words can be used almost anywhere in a sentence to
intensify the meaning.
For example, compare these sentences:
1, "Where is the cat?"
2. "Where is the fucking cat?"
In #I, the speaker might just be asking where the cat is. In
#2, we know the speaker is serious. He or she can't find the
cat, and is really upset about it.
The speaker can go even further and say:
3. "Where the fuck is the fucking cat?"
Here's another set of examples. The following are all
acceptable:
1. "Chuck forgot the tickets.
We're going to miss the movie,"
2, "Chuck forgot the fucking tickets.
We're going to miss the movie."
3. "Chuck fucking forgot the fucking tickets.
We're going to miss the movie."
4. "Chuck fucking forgot the fucking tickets.
We're going to miss the fucking movie."
5. "That fuck, Chuck, forgot the fucking tickets.
We're fucking going to miss the fucking
movie."
If someone is frustrated or upset, he or she may put "fuck"
and "fucking" almost anywhere in a sentence and everyone
will understand.
Of course, everyone will also think the person speaking is
very rude.
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FAT-HEAD
USED WITH FRIENDS
A stupid person.
EXAMPLE 1
"You fat-head! You have to
learn the rules before you
can play the game."
EXAMPLE 2
"John called me a fat-head,
but I'm a lot smafter than
him!"
USED WITH FRIENDS
A fat person.
EXAMPLE 1
"Hey, fatso! Move out of the
doorway, so other people can
walk into the movie theater."
EXAMPLE 2
"That fatso broke my favorite
chair when he sat in it."
r\rl rr
O Learn more...
. You may also hear "fatty."
ell
EXAMPLE 2
"Gigi is feeling no pain. She
USED WITH FRIENDS
drank a bottle of wine by
To feel tired or ill. herself l"
EXAMPLE 1
"I feel like ass today. I
should have slept longer this
morning."
EXAMPLE 2
"If I don't stop drinking, I'm USED WITH FRIENDS
going to feel like ass To be very ugly.
tomorrow."
EXAMPLE 1
"Rita's boyfriend looks like he
fell out of the ugly tree and
USED WITH FRIENDS
hit every branch on the way
down."
To touch another person's
genitals or breasts with EXAMPLE 2
one's hands. "I would never date you! You
look like you fell out of the
EXAMPLE 1
ugly tree and hit every
"Brenda has really big branch on the way down."
breasts. I was feeling her up
all night."
EXAMPLE 2
"My teacher tried to feel me USED WITH ANYONE
up yesterday. I told the Oral sex performed on a
police, so he can't do it to man.
another student."
EXAMPLE 1
O Learn more... "I bought my girlfriend a
. You may also hear "feel up book about fellatio, and now
someone" as in "Did you I am the happiest man in the
feel up Joanna last night?" world."
EXAMPLE 2
"Alice is terrible at fellatio!
She hurt my penis with her
USED WITH ANYONE
teeth three times."
Drunk.
EXAMPLE 1
"After that last drink, I'm
feeling no pain!"
THE SLANOMAN OUTDE TO DIRTY ENOLTSH

USED WITH ANYONE
A person who is sexually
aroused by objects or
nonsexual parts of the
body, and may need them
for sexual satisfaction.
EXAMPLE 1 Josh, so he just finger-fucks
"Ted gets sexually excited by
touching my feet. Why do i
always date fetishists?"
EXAMPLE 2
"Emma is a fetishist. She
gets sexually excited when i o Learn more...
chain her to the bedl"
USED WITH ANYONE
Offensive material, usually
sexual.
EXAMPLE
1
"I don't allow filth in this
house. Take that sex movie
and leavel"
EXAMPLE 2
"Jared collects filth. He has
pictures of naked women all
over his room."
o Learn more...
. You may also hear "filthy"
as in "Tony has a filthy
mouth. He's always saying
bad words!"
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USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To insert a finger in
someone's rectum or
vagina.
EXAMPLE 1
"Lina won't have sex with
her most of the time."
EXAMPLE 2
"I was finger-fucking Ann
until dawn. My finger hufts
now."
o Learn more...
. You may also hear just
"finger," so be careful and
listen closely to the
context!
USED WITH FRIENDS
Kissing.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPTE 1
"I didn't get to first base until
I was 17 years old. I was an
ugly child."
EXAMPLE 2
"I let Hank get to first base
last night. We kissed for
three hours."
o Learn more...
. In baseball, you have to
touch "first base" before
you can move to "second
base" (p. 172), "third
base" (p. 198), and "home
base" (p. 102).
FT.AGELI-AT'ON
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To insert the hand or fist
into someone's anus or
vagina.
EXAMPLE 1
"Joanie can't orgasm without
ten minutes of fisting first."
EXAMPLE 2
"Dottie and I were fistlng so
much last night that my hand
got tired !"
. You may also hear
"fist-fuck" as in "My wife
loves fist-fucking, We're
lucky I have small hands!"
USED WITH FRIENDS
Whipping or beating
someone to orgasm.
"My last girlfriend liked
flagellation. She had an
orgasm every time I whipped
her! "
e5
F./.KE
EXAMPLE 2
"I was surprised that I really
liked flagellation. The pain
makes me very excited."
USED WITH ANYONE
A person who regularly fails
to do things he or she
promised to do.
EXAMPLE 1
"Marsha's a big flake! She
says she'll come to my
parties, but she never does."
EXAMPLE 2
"Calvin forgot to pick me up
at the bus station. What a
flake!"
o Learn more...
You may also hear "flaked"
as in "He was supposed to
come to dinner with me,
but he flaked."
You may also hear "flaky"
as in "He's flaky. He never
does what he says he'll
do."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
A homosexual man.
EXAMPLE 1
"Ken is a big flamer. He'd
never date a woman."
EXAMPLE 2
"That flamer just kissed that
other flamer on the lips."
ee
o Learn more...
. You may also hear
USED WITH FRIENDS
"flaming" as in "Everyone A nickname for girls with no
at Cory's party was breasts.
flaming. Why weren't there
any heterosexual men EXAMPLE 1
there?" "In school, the other children
called my sister Flatsy Patsy
because she had very small
breasts. "
USED WITH ANYONE
A person who enjoys
showing people his or her
genitals in public,
EXAMPLE 1
"My last boyfriend was a
flasher. He loved showing old
ladies his penis on the
subwayl"
EXAMPLE 2
"Yuck! That man over there
is a flasher! He opened his EXAMPLE 2
coat and he was naked!" "I think Flatsy Patsy will be a
great swimmer without any
0 Learn more... breasts to slow her down."
. See the illustration on the
cover of this book for an
example of a "flasher."
USED WITH FRIENDS
A person who finds
customers for prostitutes; a
USED WITH FRIENDS prostitute's manager.
Small-breasted.
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 1
"That flesh peddler is always
"Calista is flat. I have bigger hitting his prostitutes if they
breasts than she does, and don't make enough money."
I'm a guy!"
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2
"My goal in life is to be the
"I don't date flat girls. Please best flesh peddler there is."
leave me alone."
O Learn more...
. This is another way to say
"pimp" (p. 1a5).
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 FLIP SOMEONE THE BIRD

i;,,li,,l:j ,,.,..' . ,,." ,1:.-: .,::,ir

USED WITH ANYONE

To become crazy.

EXAMPLE 1

"I think Mr. Carrington

flipped his lid! He's been
talking to the sky for two
hours. "
EXAMPLE 2
"Pauline is wearing a sweater
in summer. I think she
flipped her lid."
o Learn more,..
. You may also hear "flip
one's wig" as in "Zach is
acting crazy today. I think
he's flipped his wig."
Fight Club, starring Edward Norton, Brad Pitt, and Helena
Bonham-Carter, tells the story of Jack, a man trying to find
meaning in his life. He becomes involved with a mysterious
stranger named Tyler, starts dating a troubled woman
named Marla, and is soon part of a dangerous group called
"Fight Club." The movie is violent and shocking at times,
and is very popular with America's youth.
TYLER
"That crazy bitch almost fucked Bitch (p. 16)
me in half!" Fuck 1p. zz;
JACK
"Fuck my life. Fuck Fight Club! Fuck (p. zz)
Fuck you and fuck Marla, I'm Shit (p. rz+)
sick of this shit!"

USED WITH ANYONE

MARLA
To show someone one's "Sarcastic prick. Go fuck Prick (p. 1s4)
middle finger (meaning yourself. That's probably how Fuck (p. zz)
"fuck you" tp. Z6]). you like it best."

EXAMPLE 1

"That lady just walked in MARLA

front of my car/ so I flipped "You want me to say I'm shit Shit 1p. rzal
her the bird." and I deserve to be treated like Get off (p. 82)
shit? Well, I am! And that's how
EXAMPLE 2 you got me off, and you know
,'i flipped Devon the bird it!"
when he started to yell at
me, I don't like him."
JACK
o Learn more... "Did I tell you I'd call you a Motherfucking (p. rso)

. motherfucking asswipe Asswipe 1p. z1

You may also hear "flip
dickhead?" Dick (p. +o)
someone off" as in "That
driver just flipped me off!"
. You may also hear "give JACK
someone the bird" as in "I "You are real, you son of a Son of a bitch (p. 184)

just gave Aunt Celine the bitch !"

bird by accident! I'm in big
trouble!"

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FLIPPED

USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS

To become angry, excited, The person who keeps a

or crazy. male pornography actor's
penis erect.
EXAMPLE 1

"My dad flipped when I told EXAMPLE 1

him I didn't go to school "Iused to work as a fluffer,

today, " but I got tired of performing
oral sex all day."
EXAMPLE 2

"Bill flipped because of all the EXAMPLE 2

pressure at work."
o Learn more...
. You may also hear "flip
out" as in "Jerry will flip
out if I tell him I am dating
his sister."
"Jessie used to be a fluffer. I
bet she is amazing with her
EXAMPLE 2 hands and mouth!"
"My hand hurts from flogging
the bishop so much. I need
to have sex."
USED WITH ANYONE

Indicates frustration.
USED WITH FRIENDS
EXAMPLE 1
USED WITH FRIENDS "Fooey! We missed the
A woman who has sex often
To expel gas from the anus; with different people. movie!"
to flatulate.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 2

EXAMPLE 1 "You can't bring Hanna to "Fooey! I forgot to buy

"I wish Frank would stop meet your mother. She's a Hanna a present for her
floating air biscuits. It really floozyl" birthday ! "
smells bad in here."
EXAMPLE 2 O Learn more...
EXAMPLE 2 "I heard that Izzy is a floozy. . This is a nicer way to say
"Mandy asked if I was She's had sex with dozens of "fuck" (p. 72).
floating air biscuits during men."
the movie. I lied to her and . Almost any word starting
said it was Linda." O Learn more... with "f" can be used
. Only women are called instead of fuck, like
"floozies. " "fudge" and "fork." People
understand what is meant
a
by the context.
USED WITH FRIENDS

To masturbate.

EXAMPLE 1

"I was sharing a hotel room

with my sister, so I couldn't
flog the bishop for two days."

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USED WITH ANYONE
To have sexual contact with
someone.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1
"Susan and I just fooled
around all night because she
didn't want to have sex."
EXAMPLE 2
"Chilan was fooling around
with every guy at the office."
USED WITH FRIENDS
Useless.
EXAIYPLE 1
"We're still lost! This map is
for shit."
EXAMPLE 2
"My arm is for shit. I hurt it
last night at the gym."
USED WITH FRIENDS
For no particular reason;
just for fun.
EXAN1PLE 1
"Ibought this dress for the
hell of it. I don't even have a
reason to wear it yet."
EXAMPLE 2
IAN: "Why did you kiss
Janice last night?"
HANK: "Just for the hell of
it. "
THE SLANGMAN EUTDE TO DIRTY ENOLTSH
FOUL LANGUAOE
USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH ANYONE
Sexual activity to create Offensive words.
sexual arousal before sex.
EXAMPLE 1
"Mrs, Minter/ your son was
"I wish my husband knew using foul language at school
how important foreplay is. He again."
has sex in less than five
minutes."
EXAMPLE 2
"Good foreplay should last at
least 30 minutes."
You have to think creatively to understand how "69" came
to mean "mutual oral sex."
Look at the number itself. It's actually a little picture of the
sex act - just pretend the round parts are people's heads,
2 aql
0:t
People often laugh when they hear the number "69,"
probably because the number itself is innocent, but it
makes you think of sex when you hear it.
68 (Sixty-eight) (p. tze) 8O (Eighty) (p.sB)
86'd (Eighty-six'd) (p. se)
69 (Sixty-nine) (p. rzg)
88 (Eighty-eight) (p. sB)
Did you notice that this section is on page 69? Did you
laugh when you read that?
6q
FOUL MOUTH
EXAMPLE 2
"That man is always using
foul language. I don't want to
come to his house anymore."
USED WITH ANYONE
Said of someone who uses
offensive words.
EXAMPLE 1
"You have a foul mouth for
five-year old girl."
EXAMPLE 2
"That foul-mouthed truck
driver just said the most
disgusting thing to me!"
USED W]TH ANYONE
A person who wears
glasses.
EXAMPLE 1
"Watch the road while you're
driving, four-eyes! You
almost hit mel"
EXAMPLE 2
"Hey, four-eyes! I bet you
studied for the test. Give me
the answers!"
o Learn more...
. There is a chain of stores
called "FOR EYES" that
sells glasses and contact
lenses.
70
:-
o Learn more...
USED WITH ANYONE
. You may also hear "foxy"
An offensive word. or "foxy lady" as in "Your
mother is a foxy lady! I'd
EXAMPLE 1 love to have sex with her."
"The teacher yelled at Jim for
using four-letter words in
class. "
..
: ::::::.t ., :,:::::iir:i:r;.::t::
USED WITH ANYONE
EXAMPLE 2
"I won't let my daughter use To vomit.
any four-letter words! "
a EXAMPLE 1
O Learn more... "David ate too much
. The most popular bad chocolate and now he has to
words - damn, fuck, hell, frab. "
and shit - have four
letters.
EXAMPLE 2
"I frabbed after drinking just
. You may also hear one beer."
something called a
"four-letter word" when it O Learn more...
has fewer or more than . "Frab" is "barf" (p. 11)
four letters. For example, if spelled backwards.
someone says "Vacation is
a four-letter word at our
company," you know that
vacation is considered bad :, ::.,, ,: .,1li,r1,. :,,,
, ,
by the boss.
USED WITH ANYONE
A person who is easily
scared.
EXAMPLE 1
USED WITH ANYONE
"Don't be a fraidy catl Come
A sexy woman. here and fight!"
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 2
"Michelle's a fox, and Mike "Katherine doesn't like to fly.
had sex with her last night. What a fraidy catl"
He's really lucky!"
O Learn more...
EXAMPLE 2 . Cats are surprised and
"I've never been with a fox scared by almost anything.
like that. She's the most
beautiful woman I've ever . Children use this phrase
seen, " more often than adults.
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USED WITH ANYONE
o To become angry, excited,
or crazy.
EXAMPLE 1 "Tommy was French kissing
"Dan freaked because the
police caught him with
d rugs. "
EXAMPLE 2
"I freaked when I found $500
on the street. I was
screaming with joy!"
a An unusual or strange
person.
EXAMPLE 1
"You freak! You threw my
dinner on the floorl"
EXAMPLE 2
"My dad is a real freak. He
wears his robe around the
house every day and never
leaves."
o Learn more...
You may also hear "freak
out" as in "Don't freak out,
we'll find your wallet. lust
keep looking."
"Freak" can also mean
"obsessed" when used
after another word, like
" movie-frea kr " "ca r-frea kr "
or "Jesus-freak" (p. 110),
For example: "Jennifer is a
chocolate-freak, She needs
chocolate every five
minutes!"
THE SLANGMAN OUTDE TO DIRTY ENGLTSH
USED WITH ANYONE
To kiss and touch tongues.
EXAMPLE 1
me and his tongue was
half-way down my throat."
EXAMPLE 2
"I practice French kissing
with my dog because she has
a big tongue."
o Learn more...
. The 1995 movie French
Kiss, starring Kevin Kline
and Meg Ryan, was a love
story between a French
man and an American
woman.
USED WITH FRIENDS
A condom with bumps or
ridges to increase pleasure
during sex.
EXAMPLE 1
"I bought a special French
tickler to use with my
girlfriend, but she couldn't
feel anything different."
EXAMPLE 2
"My girlfriend loves French
ticklers. Regular condoms
don't excite her at all,"
FRIEND OF DOR,OTHY
USED WITH ANYONE
A homosexual man.
EXAMPLE 1
"Only a friend of Dorothy
would have a pink car like
that! This guy must be gay."
EXAMPLE 2
"I think Al is a friend of
Dorothy. I saw him kissing
another guy last night."
o Learn more...
. This phrase refers to
Dorothy from the famous
1939 movie The Wizard of
Oz. Judy Garland, who
played Dorothy, is very
popular with homosexual
men.
. In the 1995 movie
Clueless, the character
Murray calls another
character homosexual by
saying: "He's a disco
dancin', Oscar Wilde
readin', Streisand ticket
holdin' friend of Dorothy.
Know what I'm savin'?"
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FR16OIN'
USED WITH FRIENDS
Stupid, terrible, irritating,
or anything bad.
EXAMPLE 1 "Gary is a fruit. He doesn't
"New York City has too much
friggin' trafficl"
EXAMPLE 2
"My friggin' car won't startl"
O Learn more...
. This is a nicer way to say
"fucking" (p,77).
USED WITH FRIENDS
Not interested in sex.
EXAMPLE 1
"Laura hasn't had sex in so
long, she has become frigid."
EXAMPLE 2
"Any woman as frigid as she
is would never date a guy
like me."
USED WITH FRIENDS
Masturbation by rubbing
against another person.
EXAMPLE 1
"My brother went to jail for
practicing frottage on a train.
The woman he rubbed
against was so angry!"
EXAMPLE 2
"I like frottage. I get to have
an orgasm without worrying
about getting pregnant. "
72
O Learn more...
USED WITH FRIENDS
. Fruitcake is also a dessert
A homosexual man. often given as a gift during
Christmas, although not
EXAMPLE 1 many people like the taste.
date women."
EXAMPLE 2
"I know three male flight USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
attendants who are fruits." O To have sex.
O Learn more... EXAMPLE 1
You may also hear "fruity" "Did you fuck Brian last
as in "Those clothes make night? He told everyone at
you look fruity. if you want school that you two had
to attract a woman, you sex!"
should change!"
EXAMPLE 2
To homosexual men, a "I need to have sex! I would
"fruit" is "a feminine fuck my dog if I knew he
homosexual man." wouldn't bite me."
O A nasty person.
EXAMPLE 1
USED WITH FRIENDS
"That fuck hit my car and
O A crazy or strange person. drove away!"
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 1
"Dave is a fruitcake. He "My father is a total fuck. He
added these numbers all never lets me go out at
wrong." night!"
EXAMPLE 2 g Indicates surprise or
"Look at that fruitcake displeasure.
wearing his shoes on his
hands!" EXAMPLE 1
"Fuck! I can't see anything
a A homosexual man. without my glasses!"
EXAMPLE EXAMPLE 2
1
"I'm no fruitcake! I'm "I touched the pot and
heterosexual, " burned my hand. Fuck!"
EXAMPLE 2
"I think that guy is a
fruitcake. He walks and talks
like a woman."
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 FUCK BUDDY
EXAMPLE 2
o Used with "the" to "I don't want a girlfriend
intensify an emotion. USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
because I don't have much
A friend that you have sex money. I just want a fuck
EXAMPLE 1
with but don't date. buddy."
"Why the fuck did you do
that?" EXAMPLE 1 o Learn more...
"Monica is my fuck buddy. .
EXAMPLE 2 You may also hear'tfuck
We only call each other when
"You scared the fuck out of friend" or "sex friend."
we want to have sex."
me!"

USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION

Indicates frustration.

EXAMPLE 1

"Fuck a duckl I forgot my

lunch !"
Here is a short dialogue between two Americans.
EXAMPLE 2

"I'm not getting the raise I LOEL

wanted? Fuck a duck!" "After two hours at the bar Feeling no pain (p.64)
last night, I was feeling no Floozy (p.68)
pain. I started talking to Fetishist (p. 6s)
this floozy who tells me Fisting (p. 6s)
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION she's a fetishist and likes Fellatio (p. 64)
fisting guys while she
To spend time without
performs fellatio."
doing much.
BRENDAN
EXAMPLE 1 "That's screwed upl" Screwed up (p. 172)
"Candace fucked around the
LOEL
house all weekend. She
"It gets worse, Her idea of Foreplay (p. 6e)
should have come to New
foreplay is 20 minutes of Flagellation (p. 6s)
York with usl"
flagellation."
EXAMPLE 2 BRENDAN
"I didn't do anything fun last "It sounds like she's fucked Fucked in the head 0.77)
night. I just fucked around in the head. What did you
with Sasha." do?"
LOEL
"I can't remember. But we Fuck around (p. z:)
must have fucked around, Ass (p. +)
because my ass really hurts
today."

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FUCK LIKE BUNNIES
. On HBO's T.V. series "Sex
and the City," Carrie
makes the mistake of
trying to date her "fuck
buddy."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To have a lot of sex.
EXAMPLE 1
"My husband and I fucked
like bunnies all morning. I'm
going to be in pain laterl"
EXAMPLE 2
"Tom and Tami just got
married, so they'll probably
fuck like bunnies for a few
months."
O Learn more...
. Rabbits are well-known for
having sex fast and
frequently.
. You may also hear
"bunnyfuck" as in "We only
have five minutes. Let's
bunnyfuck! "
7tl
O Learn more...
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
You may also hear "fuck
"Absolutely not!" over someone" as in "Pam
fucked over Gina when she
EXAMPLE 1 stole Gina's boyfriend."
"Do I want to wait another
hour? Fuck no!" You may also hear "fuck
someone over royally"
EXAMPLE 2 which means "to cheat or
MICK: "Did you pass the betray someone very
test?" badly."
THEA: "Fuck no! I definitely
fa iled. "
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To have a lot of sex.
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Phrase indicating anger or EXAMPLE 1
dislike. "I fucked Rachel's brains out
last night. She slept for
EXAMPLE 1 sixteen hours afterwards!"
JAN: "You owe me money!"
EXAMPLE 2
MEL: "Fuck off! I don't owe "I wish Michael would fuck
you anything." my brains out. He's usually
done in ten minutes, and I
EXAMPLE 2
want more!"
IAN: "You're wrong!"
BABS: "Fuck off! I don't care
what you think."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
"Absolutely not!"
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
EXAMPLE 1
"The boss wants me to work
To cheat or betray this weekend? Fuck that
someone. noise!"
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 2
"Adam paid too much for his TINA: "I need to find a job."
bike. The salesman really
fucked him over." ANTHONY: "Fuck that noise!
We're going to Italy this
EXAMPLE 2
summer!"
"Don't fuck me over, Nathan.
You owe me money, and I
want it!"
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USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
A stupid or unpopular
person; a failure.
EXAMPLE 1
"Betty is such a fuck-uP! She
forgot about the party last
night. "
EXAMPLE 2
"Harold never does anything
right. He's a total fuck-up."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
o To physically beat
someone.
EXAMPLE 1
"I'm going to fuck up Jared if
he touches my girlfriend."
EXAMPLE 2
"I shouldn't have fucked up
Calvin last night. He's still in
the hospital."
o To harm someone
emotionally.
EXAMPLE 1
"I think I fucked up my dog,
Every time I tell him to sit,
he urinates on the floor."
EXAMPLE 2
"My dad really fucked up my
sister. He called her fat all
the time, and now she
vomits after every meal so
she won't gain weight."
THE SLANGMAN EUTDE TO DIRTY ENGLISH
FUCK UP SOMEONE
Full Metal Jacket, directed by Stanley Kubrick and
nominated for an Academy Award, is considered one of the
best war movies of all time. The first part of the movie
takes place at a training camp for soldiers, and the second
part follows those soldiers into the Vietnam War. These
quotes were yelled by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, the
training camp's Drill Instructor, at the soldiers (called
"privates").
GUNNERY SERGEANT
"I bet you're the kind of guy Fuck (p. zz)
that would fuck a person in the Ass (p. +)
ass and not even have the god God damn (p.86)
damned common courtesy to Reach around (p. 160)
give him a reach aroundl"
GUNNERY SERGEANT
"Bullshit! It looks to me like the Bullshit G.24)
best part of you ran down the Crack (p. 38)
crack of your mama's ass and Ass (p. +)
ended up as a brown stain on
the mattress."
GUNNERY SERGEANT
"Holy dog shitl Texas? Only Holy shit (p. 102)
steers and queers come from Queer (p. 1sB)
Texas, Private Cowboy."
GUNNERY SERGEANT
"Do you suck dicks?" Dick (p. +e)
PRIVATE GOMER PYLE
"Sir, no, sir!"
GUNNERY SERGEANT
"Bullshitl I bet you could suck a Bullshit G.24)
golfball through a gardenhose!" Suck a golfball
through a garden
hose (p. rso)
75
 EXAMPLE 2
O Learn more... GREG: "Fuck you! I'll do
"Don't fuck with me! I want
. You may also hear "fuck an answerl" whatever I want!"
someone up" as in "My dad
EXAMPLE 2
said he would fuck me up if
I didn't clean mv room." "Fuck you! This is my parking
space ! "
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
O Learn more,..
To play with something,
usually in order to fix it. You may also hear "fuck
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
herr" "fuck him," "fuck
o To ruin something. EXAMPLE 1 themr" etc.
"Chrissy fucked with her
EXAMPLE 1
stereo all day, but it still You may also hear "fuck
"Amy fucked up her car won't play." you and the horse you
because she never checked rode in on" for emphasis.
the oil." EXAMPLE 2
You may also hear'F-U."
"Stop fucking with my bike.
EXAMPLE 2
You're going to break it!"
"Vinnie fucked up his arm
playing hockey yesterday."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
@ To make a mistake.
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION In trouble.
EXAMPLE 1
"Yes, absolutely!"
"I forgot to call Tracy EXAMPLE 1

yesterday. I really fucked "I'm fucked if I don't study

EXAMPLE 1

up." for this test. I need a good

"Do I like chocolate? Fuck
grade !"
yes! I love it!"
EXAMPLE 2

"If Abrams fucks up again, EXAMPLE 2

EXAMPLE 2

I'll fire him!" "IfJed wants to fight, I'm

O Learn more...
. You may also hear "fuck
something up" as in "I
fucked my eyes up by
reading in the dark."
HAL: "You want more beer?"
fucked! He's much stronger
HELEN: "Fuck yes! I'm not than me."
drunk yet." o Learn more...
O Learn more... . You may also hear "F'd."
. You may also hear "Fuck
yeah!"

USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION

USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION To be in trouble.

USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To tease or deceive
EXAMPLE 1
someone. Phrase indicating anger or
"Heather ruined her father's
dislike.
EXAMPLE 1
car. She's fucked in the ass!"
"Did you really get a new EXAMPLE 1

job, or are you just fucking THEA: "Come here,"

with me?"

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EXAMPLE 2
"I spilled coffee on my
computer, and now it won't
start. I'm completely fucked
in the ass."
o Learn more...
. You may also hear "F'd in
the A."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Crazy or strange.
EXAMPLE 1
"Are you fucked in the head?
Never play golf during a
lightning storm!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Bill is fucked in the head. He
only dates stupid women."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Crazy or strange.
EXAMPLE
1
"That woman just had sex
with a horse. This is one
fucked-up movie."
EXAMPLE 2
"My fucked-up cat just bit
the dogl"
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
A nasty person.
EXAMPLE 1
"You fucker! You drank the
last beer!"
THE SLANGMAN @UTDE TO DIRTY ENOLISH
FUCKNUT
EXAMPLE 2
o Learn more...
"My boss just touched my
breasts. What a fucker!" . Americans often say
"fucking" as "fuckin"'as in
"You fuckin' bastardl"
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
A stupid or irritating person.
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
EXAMPLE 1 o "Yes, absolutely!"
"Watch where you're going,
fuckface! You almost hit me." EXAMPLE 1
"Do I think Kevin should be
EXAMPLE 2 fired? Fucking A! He never
does any workl"
"That fuckface tried to rob
me!"
EXAMPLE 2
o Learn more... ROY: "Did you like the
. movie?"
You may also hear
"frlckhead. "
CARLA: "Fucking A! It was
great! "
o Indicates surprise or
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION frustration.
o Stupid, terrible, irritating, EXAMPLE 1
or anything bad. "Fucking A! Someone stole
my bicycle."
EXAMPLE 1
"That fucking police officer
EXAMPLE 2
gave me a ticket!"
"Fucking A! I finally sold my
first book!"
EXAMPLE 2
"The fucking soda machine
won't give me a fucking
soda ! "
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
o Used to intensify an irritating person.
A stupid or
emotion.
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 1
"Gerald is a fucknut. He asks
"Brad fucking ruined the
me stupid questions all day."
plan! He can't follow orders
at all." EXAMPLE 2
"Hey, fucknutl Get over here
EXAMPLE 2
and help me move this
"I'm not fucking helping
fu rn itu re. "
Casey move! She never helps
me with anything!"
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FUCKSTICK
O Learn more...
. You may also hear "F-nut"
as in "You F-nutl Stop
urinating on my carpetl"
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
A stupid or irritating person.
EXAMPLE 1 fugly as that guy."
"Hey, fuckstick! Get away
from my girlfriend!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Priscilla laughed when I hurt
myself. What a fuckstickl"
O Learn more...
. You may also hear
"fuckwad."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
A homosexual man.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 2
"That fudgepacker can really
ice skatel He won the gold
medal in the Olympics."
EXAMPLE 2
"The guy who cuts my hair is
a fudgepacker. He always
talks about his boyfriends."
O Learn more...
. You may also hear
"packing fudge" as in "I
think that guy is packing
fudge. He looks gay to
me."
. "Fudgepacking" refers to
the act of anal sex.
78
USED WITH FRIENDS
Very ugly.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE
"That's a fugly shirt you're
wearing! You should return it
and get your money back."
EXAMPLE 2
"I've never seen a man as
O Learn more...
. This is a shortened version
of "fucking ugly."
USED WITH FRIENDS
To be energetic and ready
to fight.
EXAMPLE 1
"That old man yells at
everyone. He's full of piss
and vinegar."
EXAMPLE 2
"Grandma is full of piss and
vinegar. Don't start a fight
with her today!"
O Learn more...
. This is an old expression
still used today, often as a
joke.
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USED WITH FRIENDS
Full of nonsense or lies.
1
"Gwen is full of shit. She
makes promises, but she
never keeps them."
EXAMPLE 2
"This report is full of shit. All
of the facts are wrong!"
O Learn more...
. You may also hear the
more polite expressions
"full of it," "full of baloney,"
or "full of crap."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Vagina.
EXAMPLE 1
"I licked Molly's fur pie until
she had three orgasms."
"I asked Kim to shave her fur
pie and she did it for my
birthday last week."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Vagina.
EXAMPLE 1
"I really want a furburger. Do
you know any women who'd
be willing to date me?"
EXAMPLE 2
"Brendan calls my vagina a
furburger. He's so rudel I
need a new boyfriend."
 6-STRINO

IS FOR

USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH ANYONE

A very sensitive spot inside A small piece of underwear

the woman's vagina that worn over the genitals,
can bring a woman to usually with a thin piece of
or9asm. fabric that fits between the
butt cheeks.
EXAMPLE 1

"I've only been with one man EXAMPLE 1

who could find my G-spot, so "Alice said she wanted some

I married him!" sexy underwear, so I bought
her a G-string."
EXAMPLE 2

"I found Marina's G-spot EXAMPLE 2

during sex, and she had the "I think women look sexy in
most incredible orgasm." G-strings. "

o Learn more...
. The "Grafenberg spotr" or
"G spotr" was named for
the scientist who first said
it existed.
r ManY people, including
many scientists, do not
believe the "G spot" exists.

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 EXAMPLE 2

USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION

"Lee's always sitting at the
bar in the restaurant. He
Group sex where one must be gay for pay and
person has sex with a lot of looking for customers."
other people.

EXAMPLE 1

"My last girlfriend wanted to

be the main person in a gang USED WITH ANYONE

bang. She really likes

attention. "

EXAMPLE 2
.
Jt o
*Gay" is used more often
The ability to determine if
someone is homosexual just
by looking.
"I don't understand why any EXAMPLE 1

woman would like gang than "homosexual" and is

"My gaydar tells me that Tom
bangs. Who would want not considered offensive.
Cruise is actually a
more than one man at the homosexual."
same time?"
EXAMPLE 2
O Learn more... USED WITH ANYONE "My gaydar must be broken.
. If the main person is Violent or verbal attacks I don't know if Franklin is gay
unwilling, it's called "gang against homosexuals. or not."
rape. "
O Learn more...
EXAMPLE 1

"The police arrested the . "Gaydar" is a combination

stupid guys who were gay of the words "gay" and
USED WITH ANYONE bashing last night." "radar. "

Homosexual. EXAMPLE 2

"Nick was a victim of gay

EXAMPLE 1
bashing. He survived, but he
"My boss is gay. He and his had to kill one of his
USED WITH ANYONE

boyfriend are very happy attackers. " A smart but strange person.
together. "
EXAMPLE 1

EXAMPLE 2 "Rob is a geek! He watches

"I think I'm gay. I want to Star Trek three times a dayr."
kiss my best friend Gail." USED WITH ANYONE

A heterosexual man who

O Learn more... performs homosexual acts
. In old movies and T.V. for money.
shows, you'll often hear
"gay" used to mean EXAMPLE 1

"happy." If you use it to "That guy is gay for pay. He's

mean "happy" these days, got a wife, but he makes
people will laugh. extra money performing oral
sex on men."

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 EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2

FRANK: "I need help with "I didn't want to tell the
math." doctor that I had been rN OTHER WORDS...
gerbiling, but I needed to
PAM: "Ask Beth. She's a explain how the gerbil got
geek." into my butt."
Homosexual men are
o Learn more... o Learn more... politely called "gays."
. Most other words are
A "geek" is usually good in . "Gerbiling" is more of a considered offensive.
science, math, comPuters, legend than a common
or other technical areas. practice.

Gay (p. eo)

USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS ffi

Indicates surprise or Canned fruit (p. zg)
To have sexual contact with
frustration. someone. Friend of Dorothy G.7t)

EXAMPLE 1
Fruit (p. zz)
EXAIV|PLE 1

"Geez! There are 200 peoPle
at this party!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Geez! The bus is always
late | "
o Learn more,..
. This is a non-religious way
to say "Jesus!" (see "Jesus
Christ," p. 109).
t'Gee whizr" "Gee
. Flamer (p. 66)
whillikers," and "Geez
Louise" are also used, but
usually by older people.
"Larry's wearing his best suit Fruitcake G.72)
because he is hoping to get a
Mary (p. rz+)
little action tonight."
Nellie (p. 133)
EXAMPLE 2
"I like to wash the sheets on
my bed if I think I might get
a little action that night." Butt pirate G.27)
o Learn more... Faggot (p. 62)
. You may also hear "get Fairy (p. oz)
some action" as in "I went
to the bar to get some
Fudgepacker (p. 78)
action, but didn't meet
anyone," Homo (p. 102)
Limp-wrist (p. 118)

Manhole inspector
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION (P. I24)
USED WITH FRIENDS
To have sexual contact or Pillow-biter (p. 14s)
The insertion of a gerbil or
sex. Queen (p. 1s7)
other animal into the anus
for sexual pleasure. EXAMPLE 1 Queer (p. 1sB)
"Look at that beautiful Rump Ranger (p. 164)
EXAMPLE
woman! I would love to get
1
a
"I think Terry bought the piece of that ass." Screaming Fairy 1p. ros;
gerbil for gerbiling, and not
Sissy (p. rze)
as a pet. He hates animals."

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OET TNTO SOMEONE'S PANTS
EXAMPLE 2
"I'm going out tonight and
I'm not coming home until
get a piece of ass."
USED WITH FRIENDS
To have sexual contact with
someone.
EXAMPLE 1
"I've been trying to get into
Mrs. Bush's pants for two
years."
EXAMPLE 2
"I don't let a guy get into my
pants until I'm sure he has
an expensive car."
O Learn more...
r every day for the rest of my
You may also hear "get
into someone's underwear"
or "get into someone's
panties."
USED WITH FRIENDS
To have sexual contact or
sex.
EXAMPLE 1
"I would pay $100 to get it
on with her for ten minutes."
EXAMPLE 2
"I think Jay wants to get it
on. He just took off his
pants. "
82
USED WITH FRIENDS
I
To achieve an erect penis.
EXAMPLE 1
"Keith is taking special
medicine to help him get it
up. He can't get an erection
without his pills."
EXAMPLE 2
"I'm 74 years old and I have
no problem getting it up."
USED WITH FRIENDS
To have sex.
EXAMPLE 1
"If I could get laid by a
different, beautiful woman
life, I would be the luckiest
man on Earth."
EXAMPLE 2
"I'm sleepy today because I
got laid last night."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To orgasm.
EXAMPLE 1
"Ican't get off unless the
woman I'm having sex with
calls me Mr. President. Is
that strange?"
EXAMPLE 2
"Ineed a man with a big
penis to get me off! Or a big
vibratorl"
THE SLANoMAN AUTDE TO DIRTY ENoLISH
USED WITH FRIENDS
O To hurry.
EXAMPLE 1
"You need to get your ass in
gear if you want to get to the
movie before it starts!"
EXAMPLE 2
"The game is about to start,
so get your ass in gear. I
don't want to be late!"
o To start working harder.
EXAMPLE 1
"If Alyssa wants to leave
work early today, she needs
to get her ass in gear!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Kale failed history because
he never got his ass in gear."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To orgasm.
EXAMPLE 1
"If my girlfriend doesn't get
my rocks off soon, I will find
someone who can."
EXAMPLE 2
LINDA: "Will you spank my
butt while you have sex with
me?"
JAKE: "Whatever gets your
rocks off. Let's trv it."

USED WITH FRIENDS
To become organized or
focused.
EXAMPLE 1 "Donald, we have to leave.
"If Garret doesn't get his shit
together, he won't get the
project done by Monday."
EXAMPLE 2
"I have to get my shit
together or the coach will not
let me play on the team."
USED WITH FRIENDS
To have sexual contact or
sex.
EXAMPLE 1
"Johnny said he got some
last night. That's why he's
still sleeping today."
EXAMPLE 2
"If I knew where to get
some, I would be there
getting some."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To have sex.
EXAMPLE 1
"Ineed to get some ass
before I forget how to have
sex. "
EXAMPLE 2
KIP: "Where is Lou?"
JIM: "He's out getting some
ass. He'll be back tonight."
THE SLANOMAN OUTDE TO DIRTY ENOLTSH
OET THE LEAD OUT OF ONE'S ASS
o Learn more...
You may also hear the
USED WITH FRIENDS
more polite expression
"Hurry!" "Get the lead out" as in
"We're late for work. Get
EXAMPLE 1 the lead out!"
Get the lead out of your ass!" Lead is a very heavy
metal.
EXAMPLE 2
"Get the lead out of your ass
or we'll miss the first part of
the movie."
Here is a short dialogue between two Americans.
ANTHONY
"Hey, is that guy gay? My Gay (p. eo)
gaydar isn't working on Gaydar (p. 80)
him."
PHILLIP
t'He's as queer as a
Queer as a three-dollar
three-dollar bill. And he bill (p. rse)
looks like a good lay, too." Good lay (p. sz)
ANTHONY
"I don't give a shit about Give a shit (p. a+)
sex. I'm just looking for Go down on someone
someone to go down on (p. Bs)
me. I've been so tense Give head (p.84)
lately. But I'm not
greedy-I'll give head in
retu rn. "
PHILLIP
"Then get your ass in gear Get one's ass in gear
and go ask him for a datel" (p. 82)
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USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION USED WITH FRIENDS

A male prostitute. To perform oral sex. To argue with someone.

EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

"Margaret hired a gigolo
when her husband was in
New York last week!"
"Rob's mother gives the best
head. I wonder if Rob
knows?"
EXAMPLE 2
"Give me head or I won't
clean the apartment!"
"Jamie is so annoying! He's
always giving me shit."
EXAMPLE 2
"I don't want to give you
shit, but why did you have
sex with Bill last night?"

USED WITH ANYONE

USED WITH ANYONE
To flirt with someone.
"Kiss me."
EXAMPLE 1

EXAMPLE 1 "That beautiful guy over

EXAMPLE 2
"I became a gigolo to earn
extra money for college, and
I really enjoyed all the sex!"
O Learn more...
. There is a 1999 movie
called Deuce Bigalow: Male
Gigolo, starring comedian
Rob Schneider, about a
man who charges women
money for sex.
USED WITH FRIENDS
To care.
EXAMPLE 1
"You don't give a shit about
this project, or you would
work harder."
EXAMPLE 2
"Ilove you. Give me some there has been giving you
sugar! " the eye since he sat down."
EXAMPLE 2
"Give me some sugar, Jill. I
want you!"
O Learn more...
The character Ash (played
by Bruce Campbell) in the
1993 movie Army Of
Darkness is famous for
saying, "Give me some
sugar, babyl" when he
EXAMPLE 2
wants a kiss.
"I tried giving her the eye
You may see this written from across the room, but
as "Gimme some sugarr" she wasn't interested."
which is closer to how the
phrase is pronounced. O Learn more...
. You may also hear "make
eyes at someone" as in
"That man by the bar is
making eyes at me. I'm
going to go talk to him!"

"Yes, I do give a shit about

you. I love you!"

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USED WITH FRIENDS
A small hole in the wall
between two toilets in a
men's bathroom through
which people can have oral
sex.
EXAMPLE 1 them go bananas."
"Whenever i want oral sex, I
just find a glory hole and
someone makes me
ejacu late. "
EXAMPLE 2
"That gay bar has three glory
holes in the bathroom."
USED WITH ANYONE
To urinate or defecate.
EXAMPLE 1
"Mommy, I have to go. I
have to go nowl"
EXAMPLE 2
"Dan, please stop the car
when you see an exit. I have
to go."
USED WITH ANYONE
To have sex.
EXAMPLE 1
"Dixie and I are going to go
all the way tonight."
EXAMPLE 2
"Ron wants to go all the waY,
but I'm not ready Yet."
THE SLANOMAN OUTDE TO DIRTY EN@LIsH
OO DOWN THE DIRT ROAD
USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
o To become excited or To perform oral sex.
crazy.
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 1 "After two years of dating, I
"Be careful when you give finally went down on my
sugar to children. It makes boyfriend for the first time. I
hated it. "
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2
"IfSue wins the contest, "I can make any woman
she'll go bananas!" have an orgasm when I go
down on her."
a To become angry.
o Learn more...
EXAMPLE 1
. You may also hear "go
"My father will go bananas
down" or "go downtown."
when he sees that I broke his
favorite coffee mug." . In 1995, Alanis Morisette
released her Jagged Little
EXAMPLE 2 Pill CD with the song "You
"I'll go bananas if the Oughta Know" containing
restaurant is closed, I'm so the words "Would she go
hungry!" down on you in a theater?"
: ':
USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To urinate or defecate. To have anal sex.
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 1
"Please excuse me while I go "Derrick wants to go down
check the plumbing." the dirt road again, but mY
butt still hurts from the last
EXAMPLE 2
time."
"Terry went to check the
plumbing. He should be back EXAMPLE 2
in a minute." "Henry's anus is too small to
go down the dirt road. He
starts screaming in Pain
immediately."
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'I
O Learn more.,. O Learn more...
USED WITH ANYONE
. Children use this phrase . You may also hear "God
To talk too much. more often than adults. damned" used the same
way as definition 2.
EXAMPLE 1

"Ilove my cat! I can go on . You may also hear "God

and on about her." dammit!" which is a
USED WITH FRIENDS
combination of the words
EXAMPLE 2 Indicates frustration or "God, damn it."
"I was so bored last night! surprise.
Ernie went on and on about
his new car." EXAMPLE 1

"God! Why did I eat all the

USED WITH FRIENDS
cake? I feel sick."
The act of urinating on
EXAMPLE 2 another person for sexual
USED WITH FRIENDS
"Why can't they find the pleasure.
Indicates anger or dislike. person who killed my father?
God! I'm so angry!" EXAMPLE 1

EXAMPLE 1 "Ilove getting a golden

WILL: "You look terrible shower from my boyfriend. It
today." makes me very excited."
USED WITH FRIENDS
MINDY: "Go to hell!" EXAMPLE 2

o Indicates frustration. "Missy really likes golden

EXAMPLE 2
showers, but I don't think I
"If you're having sex with my EXAMPLE 1 can urinate on her. I'd be too
sister, you can go to hell!" "God damn! I think I just nervous!"
broke my finger."
O Learn more...
. Although "Hell" is part of EXAMPLE 2

the Judeo-Christian "I failed another test

USED WITH FRIENDS
religion, today people of all yesterday. God damn!"
religions use it. Testicles.
o Stupid, terrible, irritating,
or anything bad. EXAMPLE 1

"When Fran kicked me in the

EXAMPLE 1 gonads, I knew I didn't want
USED WITH ANYONE "Those God damn politicians to marry her anymore."
To urinate. are always lying to us!"
EXAMPLE 2

EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 2 "My gonads are so big that I
"Mom said I can go wee by "Where's the money for the have to buy special
myself now." God damn rent? Did you underwear."
spend it?"
EXAMPLE 2 O Learn more...
"Sometimes I go wee in my . You may also hear "nads."
bed when I am sleeping."

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 COOD LAY

a A person who is good at

USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS sex.
A sexually transmitted o A fun session of sex.
EXAMPLE 1
disease. "Cheryl is a good lay. I had
EXAMPLE 1

"She won't feel so angry sex with her yesterday, and I

EXAMPLE 1

after a good lay from her can't stop thinking about it!"
"The doctor just told me that
I have gonorrhea. I never boyfriend. "
EXAMPLE 2
thought it would happen to "I heard Tom was a good lay,
EXAMPLE 2
me." but I think he's terrible at
"I really need a good lay to
forget about my sexl "
EXAMPLE 2

"Gonorrhea is really painful, ex-girlfriend. "

but they have good medicine
to cure it now."

USED WITH ANYONE

Indicates surprise.

EXAMPLE 1

"Good grief! You're sick

again?"

EXAMPLE 2

"Good grief! The dog ruined

the carpet!" Here is a short dialoque between two Americans.

o Learn more,.. ALICE

. This is a non-religious way "I had a shitty day at work. Shitty (p.177)
to say "Good God!" i need to get hammered." Hammered (p. go)

. VINCE
Another less popular
version of this phrase is
"I'll drive, but you have to Yak (p. zre)
promise not to yak in my
"Good gravy!"
car,"
. Charlie Brown, one of the ALICE
"Peanuts" characters "I've been blitzed a million Blitzed (p. 18)
created by Charles Schultz, times and I've never Barf (p. rt)
always says "Good grief!" ba rfed . "
when something goes
wrong. VINCE
"Ok, but if you do, your ass Someone's ass is grass
is grass. " (p. 184)

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OOOF BAIL
'- '; 't.'' 'j:
:;: ::i,l- . . ;
USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS

A silly person. To touch someone's butt. To have sex.

EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

"Thea loves to sing and "There's a man goosing the "Want to go back to my place
dance while she's naked. women on the train each to grind?"
What a goof ball!" morning. I'm going to tell the
policel" EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2 "My penis hurts from
JOHN: "I wish I could fly!" grinding all night long with
those three girls."
ARIEL: "You goof balll You're
afraid of heights!"

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USED WITH ANYONE

USED WITH ANYONE

o ugly.
o A stupid person. EXAMPLE 1

"He's gross! I would never

EXAMPLE 1
kiss him."
"Sometimes Andy sleeps
during class. What a goon!" EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2
"The suit salesman goosed "Mom, everyone at school
EXAMPLE 2 me while he was measuring thinks I'm gross. I will never
"Louis lifted a huge rock and me!" find a date."
hurt his back. What a goon!
@ Disgusting.
a A person hired for his or
her strength, usually in EXAMPLE 1
USED WITH FRIENDS
order to threaten "Look at the trash floating in
someone else. To masturbate. the ocean. That's gross."

EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 2

"I owe Mike money, so he "Maybe I'm masturbating too "I think I ate a spider by
sent his goons to get it!" much. Yesterday I greased accident. How gross!"
the bayonet 16 times."
EXAMPLE 2

"Greg's goons broke my leg EXAMPLE 2

because I insulted him." "Is it strange if I think about

kittens while I'm greasing
O Learn more... the bayonet?"
. Men are called "goons"
more often than women.

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USED WITH FRIENDS
A group of people touching
one person's genitals.
EXAMPLE 1 "That woman has some nice
"Everyone got so drunk that
the party turned into a group
grope with me at the center."
EXAMPLE 2
"I hope Mary is coming to the
party tonight. I have a group
grope waiting for her."
o Learn more...
. Some people mean "group
sex" when they use this
phrase.
USED WITH FRIENDS
To stop being a coward.
EXAMPLE 1 lawyer. He and his boyfriend
"Laura always yells at Ralph.
He needs to grow some sack
and yell back at her!"
EXAMPLE 2
"I used to hit Wally a lot, but
he grew some sack. Now I'm
afraid to fight with him."
o Learn more...
. "Sack" is another way to
say "testicles."
. You may also hear "get
some sack."
THE SLANOMAN AUTDETO DTRTY ENOLISH
USED WITH FRIENDS
Breasts.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE
guns, I'd love to hold them in
my hands."
EXAMPLE 2
'tI think that girl's guns are
pointing at me."
o Learn more...
. A man's "guns" are his
"biceps" (upper-arm
muscles).
USED WITH FRIENDS
A "Gay Urban Professional."
EXAMPLE 1
"Stephen got a new job as a
are real guppies now!"
EXAMPLE 2
"This party is full of guppies!
Let's go somewhere else."
O Learn more...
. only date muscular men from
A "yuppie" is a "Young
Urban Professional," a
person who has a good job
and is on the path to
success. A lot of people
don't like yuppies.
GYM OUEEN
USED WITH ANYONE
A coward.
1
"Will you race mef or are you
gutless?"
EXAMPLE 2
"Henry is gutless! He won't
eat raw fish because he's
afra id. "
o Learn more...
. We say that a brave
person has "guts," so a
"gutless" person is a
coward.
. You may also hear "gutless
wonder" (a person who is
such a coward that it's
amazing).
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
A muscular homosexual
man who is usually at the
gym.
EXAMPLE 1
"Joel is a gym queen. He'll
his gym."
EXAMPLE 2
"I go to the gay gym across
the street three times a day.
I guess you can say I'm a
gym queen."
o Learn more...
. This phrase is used by
homosexuals more often
than heterosexuals.
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HALF-ASSED

IS FOR

USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH FRIENDS

Bad; inadequate. Masturbation of a man

using the hands for
EXAMPLE 1 stimulation.
"The painter did a half-assed
job. He forgot to paint the EXAMPLE 1

kitchen !" "Stacy has very strong

hands, so she gives great
EXAMPLE 2 hand jobs."
"I wrote the report
half-assed. I just don't care
what the boss thinks!"

USED WITH ANYONE

Drunk.

EXAMPLE 1

"Larry got hammered and

vomited on my sofal"

EXAMPLE 2

"I can't walk when I get

hammered. The room spins!"
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EXAMPLE 2
"I got a hand job from my
babysitter when I was 13
years old. I'll never forget
her! "
USED WITH FRIENDS
Using the hand or fist as a
penis in one's anus or
vagina.
EXAMPLE 1
"Phil was handballing me for
30 minutes this morning, and
now my vagina hurts."
EXAMPLE 2
"Both guys were handballing
me at the same time, It hurt
a little, but felt great!"
USED WITH ANYONE
Sexual contact or play.
EXAMPLE 1
"Don't try any of your
hanky-panky with mel"
EXAMPLE 2
"I'm not interested in
hanky-panky. Let's just talk."
o Learn more...
. This is usually said as
joke.
THE SLANOMAN OUTDE TO DIRTY ENOLISH
HARD-ON
o Learn more...
USED WITH FRIENDS
. This is usually said about
To be very happy. older people.
EXAMPLE 1
"Lennie has been as happy
as a pig in shit since he got
USED WITH FRIENDS
his new job."
uglv.
EXAMPLE 2
"If you bring me ice cream, EXAMPLE 1
i'll be as happy as a pig in "If Frank wasn't so hard on
shit!" the eyes, i would marry him.
He's really funny and nice."
EXAMPLE 2
KENT: "What do you think of
USED WITH FRIENDS
Beth?"
A tough or strict person.
IAMES: "She's pretty hard on
EXAMPLE 1 the eyes. I don't like her
"If you're late for work, you'll face. "
get fired. Our boss is a
hard-ass! " o Learn more...
. Someone is attractive if he
EXAMPLE 2
or she is "easy on the
"Don't be such a hard-ass, eyes."
Lilly. Let your daughter go to
the party!"
USED WITH FRIENDS
USED WITH FRIENDS
An erect penis.
To look tired and worn, like EXAMPLE 1
a person who has had a "Whenever I see a picture of
difficult life. Brad Pitt, I get a hard-on."
a
EXAMPLE 1
"Those guys look like they've
EXAMPLE 2
"When I hugged my English
had some hard miles. I hope teacher, I could feel his
I never look like that." hard-on. "
EXAMPLE 2
"My father was handsome
when he was young. He has
had many hard miles since
then. "
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USED WITH ANYONE
A person who is in perfect
physical shape.
EXAMPLE 1
"I love watching the
hardbodies at the beach on
Saturday mornings."
EXAMPLE 2
"There is a beautiful
hardbody that works at the
coffee shop near my
apartment."
USED WITH FRIENDS
o Sexual material that
shows every detail.
EXAMPLE 1
"This movie is hardcore! I
can see everything!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Hardcore pornography is
boring. I like to use my
imagination!"
o Extreme.
EXAMPLE 1
"Jerry is hardcore about
swimming. He goes to the
pool three times a day."
EXAMPLE 2
"I'm studying hardcore for
this test. I have to oet
good gradel"
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USED WITH FRIENDS
USED WITH ANYONE
Hurry.
To be pregnant.
EXAMPLE 1
"We need to haul ass, so EXAMPLE 1
we're not late to work!" "Danielle can't go on the
rollercoaster because she has
EXAMPLE 2 a bun in the oven."
"If you don't haul ass, you're
going to miss the movie!" EXAMPLE 2
"Franco is marrying Alice
o Learn more... because she has a bun in the
r You may also hear "move oven."
ass, "
USED WITH FRIENDS
To be in a bad mood.
EXAMPLE 1
"Kev's been rude all morning.
Why does he have a bug up
his ass?"
EXAMPLE 2
"Samantha has a bug up her :,''.;,.':;"j"i;,i,,;i.;ii,,,'
ass because I borrowed her i.i,;l.,,.li'li
USED WITH ANYONE
favorite T-shirt and spilled
coffee on it." To think or say sexual
things a lot.
O Learn more...
. You may also hear "have a EXAMPLE 1
stick up one's ass" as in "Rick has a dirty mind. He's
"Monica must have a stick always talking about sex."
up her ass today. She
EXAMPLE 2
keeps yelling at me for no
"Carl put all my dolls in
a reason ! "
sexual positions. He has such
o You may also hear "What a dirty mind!"
flew up someone's ass?" as
in "Fran is yelling at
everyone today. What flew
up her ass?"
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 HAVE A SCREW LOOSE
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USED WITH ANYONE
,'," ,
i':'
USED WITH ANYONE rN OTHER WORDS...
To be uninterested or
unwilling to have sex. To have a single sexual
encounter with someone
EXAMPLE 1 (usually a stranger). Here are some of the
"Every night I tell my most popular ways to
husband I have a headache, EXAMPLE 1 express surprise or
so I don't have to have sex "I've never had a one-night frustration at a
situation.
with him." stand, but I really want to!"

EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2

"My wife always says she has "Janis seems to have "D'oh!" (p. 43)
a headache when I want to one-night stands a few times
have sex." each week. She can't even "Darn !" (p. 44)
remember their names." "Geez!" (p. 81)
o Learn more...
"Good grief!" (p. 87)
. Women use the excuse "I
have a headache" more "Heckl" (p. 97)
often than men, USED WITH ANYONE "Holy cow!" (p. 101)
To be crazy or strange. "Shoot!" (p. r77)

USED WITH FRIENDS

EXAMPLE 1

"People who drive drunk

ffi
have a screw loose!" "Crap!" (p. 38)
To have sex during the time
one would normally be "Damnl" (p.44)
EXAMPLE 2
eating lunch at work. "You must have a screw "God!" (p. 86)

EXAMPLE 1
loose if you think eating ice "God damn!" (p. 86)
t'I must hurry because I'm cream with a knife is a good
"Hell!" (p.97)
meeting Sharon for a nooner idea."
during my lunch break."
"Hell's bells!" (p. 98)
o Learn more...
"Holy shit!" 1p. roz;
EXAMPLE 2 . You may also hear "have a
"Every Tuesday and Friday, I few screws loose" as in "Jesus Christ!" (p. 109)
take an extra ten minutes for "You must have a few "No shitl" (p. 134)
lunch so I can have a nooner screws loose if you think
"What the helll" (p. 213)
with my girlfriend at her Brad Pitt is ugly."
apartment."

"Fuckl" (p.22)
"Fucking Al" 1p.ll1
"What the fuckl" (p. 213)

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HAVE A SHIT FIT

USED WITH FRIENDS

USED WITH FRIENDS

To display extreme anger or
USED WITH ANYONE
frustration. To be impotent or sterile.
To have had sex with
EXAMPLE 1 someone. EXAMPLE 1

"Don't have a shit fit! I'll pay "Reggie doesn't have any
you for the damage I EXAMPLE 1 children because he has no
caused." "I have carnal knowledge of lead in his pencil."
Juliette ever since we dated
EXAMPLE 2 last summer." EXAMPLE 2

"Jeremy had a shit fit when "Katie can't get pregnant

he saw his wife kissing EXAMPLE 2 because I don't have any
another man." "Yes, I know Linus. I even lead in my pencil "
have carnal knowledge of
him!"

li'.. ':', ' ":

USED WITH ANYONE

O Learn
.
more...
This is an old phrase still
USED WITH ANYONE

used as a joke or by very

To be stupid or strange.
To be crazy or strange. educated people.
EXAMPLE 1

EXAMPLE 1 'tMany people think fashion

"That woman is always models have nothing
talking to her feet. She must upstairs, but many of them
have bats in the belfry." are very smart."
USED WITH FRIENDS
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2
To talk too much.
"Kevin has bats in the belfry. "Martin has nothing upstairs.
He wants me to pay for his EXAMPLE 1
I know him from school. and
new car!" "Billy asked me about my he isn't smart."
job, and I had diarrhea of the
o Learn more...
mouth. I talked for almost an
hou r! " . "Upstairs" refers to a
person's head.
EXAMPLE 2

"Ron had diarrhea of the

. You may also hear "don't
mouth last night. He talked have much upstairs" as in
about his last wife the whole "That guy doesn't have
timel" much upstairs if he thinks
he can run faster than a
car."

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 HAVE ONE'S MIND TN THE GUTTER
EXAMPLE 2
i', ,, . ',', :,,: :t : ;: '.
' ,,;',,,,,:,,rli:',i;lrri,iri:rl': l"::: ! :l r'li 'i ::t: "Get your mind out of the
gutter and think about
USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH ANYONE
work!"
To need to urinate. To be thinking about sexual
or offensive things. O Learn more...
EXAMPLE 1
. A person's mind can be
"I drank so much water EXAMPLE 1
"in" or 'tout" of ttthe
watching the movie that my "I'm not talking about sex! gutter. "
back teeth are floating." Your mind is always in the
gutter!"
EXAMPLE 2

"It's been ten hours since I

urinated. My back teeth are
floating !"

o Learn more...
. The (disgusting) idea
behind this phrase is that
your body is so full of urine
that your teeth are floating
in it.

Here is a short dialooue between two Americans.

MORGAN
USED WITH FRIENDS
"Geez, you look fucking Geez (p. 81)
horrible!" Fucking G.77)
To be very stupid.
JAMES
EXAMPLE 1 "I got hammered at the Hammered (p. go)
t'Jonah has his head up his party last night and I've York 1p. zrs;
ass if he thinks we can finish been yorking all morning. "
this project today." MORGAN
"Iheard there were a lot of
EXAMPLE 2

"I had my head up my

pretty women at the party. Hook uf (p. 102)
ass all
Did you hook up with
morning. I just couldn't
anyone?"
think!"
JAMES
"I fooled around with a Fool around (p. og)
really hot chick, but I was Hot (p. 104)
too blitzed to actually have Chick (p.31)
sex. " Blitzed (p. 18)
MORGAN
"Tough shit. I couldn't even Tough shit (p. zoz)
go to the party."

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HAVE ONE'S THUMB UP ONE'S ASS
USED WITH FRIENDS
To act slowly or not at all.
EXAMPLE 1
"Jamie did nothing to stop
Charles. She just sat there
with her thumb up her ass."
EXAMPLE 2
"I need to find a job, but I
just sit on the couch with my
thumb up my ass all day."
USED WITH ANYONE
To have a sexual
relationship.
EXAMPLE 1
"Mr. Cox and Ms. Littles have
been having relations for
more than a year,"
EXAMPLE 2
"Martin was married, but he
was having relations with
three other women at the
same time."
o Learn more...
. This is often said in courts
of law to mean "have sex
or oral sex with."
USED WITH FRIENDS
To be very stupid.
EXAMPLE 1
"Mandy gave dog food to the
cats! She must have shit for
bra ins. "
g6
EXAMPLE 2
"I gave Clem money and
lost it. He has shit for
brainsl"
USED WITH FRIENDS
To have power over
someone.
EXAMPLE 1
"I have Nate by the balls
because I know he's been
having sex with the boss'
wife."
EXAMPLE 2
"The manager has me by the
balls because I signed that
contract. "
USED WITH FRIENDS
To have power over
someone.
EXAMPLE 1
"The company won't give us
any more money/ and we
need our jobs. They really
have us by the short hairs."
EXAMPLE 2
"Ihave him by the short
hairs. He'll be calling soon to
negotiate again."
o Learn more...
. "Short hairs" are pubic
hairs - very painful if
pulled !
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he
USED WITH FRIENDS
To intend to punish
someone.
EXAMPLE 1
"I'llhave your ass if you ever
lie to me again!"
EXAMPLE 2
"The professor will have
Brian's ass! He cheated on
the test, and she knows it!"
USED WITH ANYONE
To be attracted to someone.
EXAMPLE 1
"Ihave the hots for any guy
wearing a uniform. I think
police officers are so cute!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Several of my students have
the hots for me, but I'm only
dating three of them."
USED WITH ANYONE
Toilet or bathroom.
EXAMPLE 1
"We just got on the boat, and
already you have to visit the
head?"
EXAMPLE 2
"The captain is in the head,
He should be out soon."
O Learn more...
. This is the term used for
the toilet on a boat or ship.
 HEIL
EXAMPLE 2

"Why the heck does Kyle

USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS
keep watching us?"
A crazy or strange person. To defecate.
O Learn more...
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1
. This is a nicer way to say
"Fred is a headcase. I don't "Let's go, Joe! How long does
"hell" (p. 97).
trust him to drive my car." it take you to hang a heat
stick?"
EXAMPLE 2

"I think anyone who only EXAMPLE 2

eats mushrooms is a "How can I hang a heat stick USED WITH ANYONE

headcase. Mushrooms are when I can't lock the door to

Butt.
disgusting !" the bathroom?"
EXAMPLE 1
o Learn more...
"Daddy's heinie is much
. This is a rude way to say bigger than Mommy's
"crazy." USED WITH FRIENDS heinie."
To vomit. EXAMPLE 2

"Karen's heinie was all I

EXAMPLE 1
could see from my seat
USED WITH FRIENDS "My stomach hurts from
under the stairs."
Breasts. heaving all night."
o Learn more...
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 1
"Never eat the shrimp at a . Some people call a
"I've never seen headlights
casino or you'll heave later." Heineken beer a "Heinie."
that big on such a short
woman."

USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS

o Indicates surprise or o Indicates surprise or

frustration. frustration.

EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 1

"Heck! I forgot my doctor's "HelM just won a million

appointment!" dollars in the lottery!"

EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2

"Heck! When did you arrive "Helll I just got a parking

in town?" ticket. "

o Used with "the" to o Used with "the" to

EXAMPLE 2 intensify an emotion. intensify an emotion.
"Garret wants to see my
EXAMPLE
headlights, but I don't want EXAMPLE 1 1

to show him." "You're early. When the heck "How the hell did you get a
did your flight arrive?" golf ball stuck in your
mouth?"

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HEIL ON SOMETHING
EXAMPLE 2
"What the hell are you doing
with my favorite dress? I
didn't say you could borrow
that! "
g In many religions, the
terrible place where bad
people are sent to suffer
after they die.
EXAMPLE 1
"If you steal, you're going to
hell!"
EXAMPLE 2
"I'm so tired! I feel like I've
been to hell and back."
o Pain and suffering.
EXAMPLE 1
"I went through hell at my
last job, I worked all the time
and my boss still yelled at
me."
EXAMPLE 2
"Harold puts me through hell.
If I don't cook his dinner
every night, he beats me."
o Learn more...
. Although "Hell" is paft of
the ludeo-Christian
religion, today people of all
religions use it.
USED WITH FRIENDS
Damaging to something.
EXAMPLE 1
"I love to ski, but it's hell on
my knees. I'm usually in a lot
of pain afterwards."
q8
EXAMPLE 2
"This job is hell on my
nerves. I'm so stressed from
working nights and
weekends."
USED WITH FRIENDS
A rowdy person or someone
who makes trouble.
EXAMPLE 1 explodel"
"I was a real hell-raiser when
I was young. I drank too
much and got in fights all the
time."
EXAMPLE 2
"I'm a hell-raiser when I'm
having a good time. I like to
take my shirt off and show
everyone my breasts."
USED WITH FRIENDS
Big trouble.
EXAMPLE 1 the T.V. show "South
"If I don't get home before
midnight, there will be hell to
pay. My dad gets really
angry when I'm late."
EXAMPLE 2
"There will be hell to pay if
Lisa's pregnant. My wife will
never understand!"
THE SLAN@MAN AUIDE TO DIRTY ENELTSH
USED WITH FRIENDS
Indicates surprise or
frustration.
EXAMPLE 1
"Hell's bells! We're two hours
late!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Hell's bells! If I don't have
sex soon, I'm going to
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USED WITH ANYONE
Very.
EXAMPLE 1
"This ice cream is hella
good."
EXAMPLE 2
"Sarah is hella sexy."
O Learn more...
. Caftman, one of the
animated characters from
Park," says "hella" often.
.
A popular band called No
Doubt released the song
"Hella Good" in 2001
containing the line "You've
got me feeling hella good."
USED WITH FRIENDS
Special, big, or important.
EXAMPLE 1
"That's a helluva big scar on
your face. How did you get
it?'
 HER,MAPHP,ODITE
EXAMPLE 2

"Ihad a helluva good time at

Tracey's house last night."

o Learn more...
. This is a shoftening of the
phrase "hell of a" as in
"That's a hell of a nice car,
Ted."
Home Alone, starring Macaulay Culkin, tells the story of a
young boy accidentally left at home when his parents fly to
France for Christmas. When the house is attacked by
thieves, the boy (Kev) uses his brain to defeat them. Most
Americans consider this movie appropriate for older
children, despite the dangerous words it uses.

USED WITH FRIENDS

KEV
The tip of the penis. "I'm over here, you big horse's Ass 1p. +;
assl "
EXAMPLE 1

"Kathy likes to put my

helmet in her mouth and rub
her tongue all over it."
EXAMPLE 2
"My favorite thing is when
my girlfriend plays with my
helmet."
O Learn more...
. You may also hear "purple
helmet."
GANGSTER
"I'm gonna give you to the Yellow (p.21s)
count of ten to get your ugly, Keester (p. 112)
yellow, no-good keester off my
property. "
KATE McCALTISTER
"I have been awake for almost Hell (p. sz)
60 hours. I have been from
Chicago to Paris to Dallas
to...where the hell am I?"

KEV
USED WITH ANYONE
"I don't want to sleep with Pee 1p. r+s;
A person with both male Fuller. He'll pee all over me, I
and female genitalia. know it."

EXAMPLE 1

"Some people think KEV

hermaphrodites are lucky "Did anyone order me a plain
because they have a penis cheese lpizzaf? "
and a vagina." AU7Z7Z McCALLISTER
"Yeah we did. But if you want Barf (p. tr)
EXAMPLE 2
any, someone's gonna have to
"If I were a hermaphrodite, I
barf it all up because it's gone."
would have sex with mvself
all the time!"

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HERPES
O Learn more...
USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS
. "Highbeams" is another
An incurable sexually Diarrhea. name for "a car's
transmitted disease that headlights set to their
affects the genitals and the EXAMPLE 1 brightest level."
mouth. "Willy ate some bad fish and
now he has the Hershey
EXAMPLE 1 squirts. He's been in the
"I only
had sex without a bathroom for hours!"
USED WITH FRIENDS
condom once, but that was
enough to get herpes," EXAMPLE 2 A fat person.
"Kent can't go swimming
EXAMPLE 2 because he has the Hershey EXAN4PLE 1

"I would never have sex with squirts." "I haven't seen a hippo like
someone unless they knew I that woman since I was at
had herpes, and they were the zoo last week."
okay with that."
EXAMPLE 2
USED WITH ANYONE
"Hey, hippo! Stop eating
A red area on the skin those potato chips and
caused by sucking. maybe you'll be able to walk
USED WITH FRIENDS
more than 20 feet a day."
Anus. EXAMPLE 1

"I was really embarrassed

EXAMPLE 1 when I noticed that Laura
"Always wear a condom if gave me a hickey yesterday."
you plan on visiting
USED WITH FRIENDS
someone's Hershey EXAMPLE 2

highway." "My mother was angry when Very ugly.

I came home from studying
EXAMPLE 2 with three hickeys on my EXAMPLE 1

"Ilove to put my penis in neck." "How did that man find a

Kelly's Hershey highway, and wife? He looks like he was hit
she loves it, too." in the face with a hot bag of
nickels."
O Learn more...
USED WITH FRIENDS
. Hershey Food Corporation
EXAMPLE 2

is famous for its chocolate.
Breasts with erect nipples. "I want to have sex with her
even though she looks like
EXAMPLE 1 she was hit in the face with a
"It's so cold in our house that hot bag of nickels. I'll just
Nancy always has her keep the lights off."
highbeams on."

EXAMPLE 2

"Ilove the winter months

because most women use
their highbeams more."

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 HOLY COW
EXAMPLE 2
.
"I O Anus.
saw your mother kissing
USED WITH ANYONE
Mr. Sanders. She's such a
EXAMPLE 1
To flirt or try to attract ho !" "Wendel enjoys having his
another person.
o Learn more... hole licked during sex."
EXAMPLE 1
. This is another way to say EXAMPLE 2
"I hit on 14 different girls "whore" (p. 214). "Pull your finger out of your
tonight, and none of them
hole and come help me do
were interested in me."
the laundry!"
EXAMPLE 2

"Officer, are you hitting on USED WITH FRIENDS

me?"
A fat or greedy person.
USED WITH FRIENDS

EXAMPLE 1
To vomit.
"That hog ate all the food at
USED WITH ANYONE the buffet!" EXAMPLE 1

A condition that slowly

"I couldn't sleep last night
because you were hollering
destroys a person's immune
at the toilet for so long."
system.
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 1
"Stay away from the oysters,
"If you have H-I-V, you have
or you'll be hollering at the
to be very careful. Almost
toilet all night."
any illness can kill you."

EXAMPLE 2

"You can hug me even EXAMPLE 2

though I have H-I-V. You "Wow! That hog is eating a USED WITH ANYONE

can't get it that way." piece of turkey during the

funeral. How rude!" Indicates surprise.
o Learn more...
EXAMPLE 1
. People with "H-I-V" are "Holy cow! This painting is
called "H-I-V positive." cheap! "
People who have been USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
tested but don't have it are EXAMPLE 2
o Vagina.
called *H-I-V negative." "Holy cow! It's December
EXAMPLE 1
already?"
"I want to fill her hole with o Learn more...
my penis."
USED WITH FRIENDS This is a non-religious way
EXAMPLE 2 to say "Holy Christl"
A prostitute. "Her hole is so big, I barely
feel anything when we have You may also hear "Holy
EXAMPLE 1
sex. " moley," a non-religious
"You're such a ho! You'll way to say "Holy Moses."
have sex with anyone!"

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"HOLY SHIT!"
't,t ..' t , ,''
. You can make your own ,,, t,i.''

version by adding almost USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION USED WITH ANYONE

any word after "holy," like A homosexual. To get together, sometimes

"Holy hard test!" or "Holy in a sexual way.
hotcakes!" It sounds better EXAMPLE 1

if the other words also "He's not my boyfriend, he's EXAMPLE 1

start with "h."
USED WITH FRIENDS
a homo! He likes other men,"
EXAMPLE 2
"My sister is a homo, so we
go looking for women
"Sarah and I hooked up for
dinner last night. She's my
best friend."
EXAMPLE 2

together." "I finally hooked up with

Indicates surprise. Jake! The sex was
wonderful!"
EXAMPLE 1

"Holy shit! That lady just o Learn more...

USED WITH FRIENDS
broke her leg!"
. People use "hook up" in a
Vagina. lot of ways. It can mean
EXAMPLE 2

"You got married in Las "get together" with friends,

EXAMPLE 1

Vegas? Holy Shit!"

"kiss," or even "have sex."
"Her honey pot was so
Only context will help you
sweet, I was licking it for an
o Learn more... decide which definition is
hour. "
right!
. You may also hear "Holy
cri pes. " EXAMPLE 2
"She let me stick my penis in
the honey pot and now it's
sticky. " USED WITH FRIENDS

USED WITH FRIENDS A prostitute.

Sex. EXAMPLE 1

USED WITH FRIENDS "Your mother dresses like a

EXAMPLE 1
hooker! You must be so
"Carrie let Fred get to home A place of prostitution.
embarrassed."
base yesterday."
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2 "Johnson is still at the hook
"I'm dating a hooker. It's
"I went to home base with shop. He must really like that
expensive, but all my friends
Mathew when we were both prostitute."
are jealous."
15 years old. I wish I had
waited !" EXAMPLE 2

"I once had an apartment

O Learn more... next to a hook shop. I saw
. In baseball, you have to men coming and going all
touch "home base" in order
through the night."
to score a point (a "run")
for your team.

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 HORN DOG

USED WITH FRIENDS

Breasts.

EXAMPLE 1

"Melissa has the smallest

hooters of any woman I
These are the technical (official) names for various legal
know." and illegal sexual acts. These words are considered polite
when used to discuss another person.
EXAMPLE 2
Here are some examples of polite usage:
"This bar is full of great
hooters. " 1. "The police are chasing a pedophile in my
neighborhood."
O Learn more... 2. "Sue was a victim of incest. That's why she doesn't
. There is a famous talk to her father."
restaurant chain called 3. "The prostitute was performing fellatio on the actor
"Hooters" where all the Hugh Grant when the police found them."
waitresses have large However, these words are very dangerous when the
breasts and wear tight speaker is talking about himself or herself.
sh i rts. Here are some examples of dangerous usage:
1. "Bestiality really arouses me. I see a sheep
and I want to have sex with it."
2. "I'm a sadist. I love to beat my lovers until
USED WITH ANYONE they bleed."
To have sex. 3. "I've always been interested in necrophilia.
Do you know where I can find a dead body?"
EXAMPLE 1

"I know we're friends, but I Some of these technical terms are:
think we should hop in the
Bestiality (p. 14)
sack just once to see how it
feels. " Cunnilingus (p.42)
Fellatio (p. 64)
EXAMPLE 2

"Alice and I were going to

hop in the sack, but the
phone rang."
Incest
Masochist
(p. 107)

Necrophiliac
(p. r24)

(p. r::)
W
USED WITH FRIENDS

A man who is always

looking for sex.
Orgy (p.

Pederast
Pedophile
Sadist
i3s)
@. raz)
(p, 1a3)

(p. 167)
|

6"
Sadomasochist (p. 167)
EXAMPLE 1

"Do you see that horn dog

asking every woman in the
club to have sex with him?"

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HORNY
EXAMPLE 2

"Gina won't go on a date with USED WITH FRIENDS

USED WITH FRIENDS
me because she thinks I'm a
horn dog." Penis. Amazing or impressive.

EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

"Dina wants my hose in her "Andrew thinks he's hot shit

mouth. She loves to perform since he got a new car."
USED WITH FRIENDS
oral sex on me,"
EXAMPLE 2
To desire sex or sexual
contact. EXAMPLE 2 "My new boyfriend is hot
"Kara is depressed, so I'm shitl He has a great job and
EXAMPLE 1 going to her house to give great hair. "
"I've never been this horny her the hose."
before. i really need to have
o Learn more...
sex! " . You may also hear "king
shit" as in "Ever since he
:
EXAMPLE 2
USED WITH ANYONE went to Harvard, Nick acts
"My girlfriend gets really like he's king shit."
horny when I hit her butt Sexy, attractive.
with a wooden spoon."
EXAMPLE 1

o Learn more... "Harrison Ford is hot! I would

love to have sex with him." USED WITH ANYONE
. The movie character Austin
Powers (played by Mike Ready for sex.
EXAMPLE 2
Myers) is famous for "Asian women are much
saying "Do I make you hotter than European
EXAMPLE 1

horny, baby?" "I am hot to trot for my big

women/ in my opinion." date tonight! I'm wearing my
sexiest underwear."

, "::.i::,,
, :: EXAMPLE 2
USED WITH ANYONE
USED WITH FRIENDS "Roy is always hot to trot,
To be with someone in a but no one will have sex with
Ready for sex. him."
non-sexual way.

EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 1
o Learn more...
"After watching that sex
'tCheryl and I were just
movie, I'm really hot and
. This is an older phrase
horsing around all night. We bothered. " used as a joke today.
watched a movie and
talked," EXAMPLE 2

"We were both hot and

EXAMPLE 2
bothered when the doorbell USED WITH FRIENDS
"We just horsed around until
rang. It was his parents!"
the band started to play." "Great!"
EXAMPLE 1

"Hot damn! Wanda agreed to

go on a date with me!"

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EXAMPLE 2
"My parents are buying me
new car. Hot damn!"
. t, : lit,.: tr;..
USED WITH ANYONE
A place of prostitution.
EXAMPLE 1
"Senator McNeel was
discovered at a house of ill
repute last night."
EXAMPLE 2
"Jennifer's first job was
washing the sheets at a
house of ill repute."
o Learn more...
. You may also hear "house
of delight," "house of ill
famer" "house of joy," or
"joy house."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Oral sex performed on a
man.
EXAMPLE 1
"The best night of my life is
when Susan learned how to
give me a hummer."
EXAMPLE 2
"Giving hummers should be
course in college that all
women are required to
attend. "
O Learn more...
. It is rumored that if the
person performing oral sex
on someone hums, it feels
great.
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HUSTLE
a
. A "Hummer" is also a
EXAMPLE 2
"I almost hurled when I saw
brand of car, so listen
my grandmother naked,"
closely to the context!
.
USED WITH ANYONE
USED WITH ANYONE
o To sell or get something
To have sex.
in an illegal or unethical
way.
EXAMPLE 1
"I've never seen a horse
EXAMPLE 1
humping another horse
"We hustled stolen jewelry
before. "
and made a lot of money!"
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2
"I humped Ashley until she "Ed hustled $100 from me
almost fainted."
when we played pool. He
never told me he was a
professional pool playerl"
USED WITH FRIENDS a To find customers for a
prostitute or "pimp" (p.
To have a big penis.
14s),
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE
"I know Dave is a small guy,
1
"We have to find another
but he's really hung."
place to look for customers.
EXAMPLE 2
Another woman hustles on
,'Everyone knows Chris is this street."
hung. He can have sex with
EXAMPLE 2
any woman he wants."
"I need a man to hustle
O Learn more... clients for me. I hate looking
for them myself."
. Someone who is "hung like
a horse" has a very big O Learn more...
penis.
. "Hustler" is a famous
a magazine featuring naked
women.
USED WITH FRIENDS
To vomit.
EXAMPLE 1
"If I eat another piece of
cake, I'll have to hurl ."
1o5
IMPOTENT

IS FOR

EXAMPLE 2

"Hanson is in deep shit with

USED WITH ANYONE
his girlfriend. She found him
Unable to achieve an erect with another woman!"
penis.

EXAMPLE 1

"Ben is impotent from using

USED WITH ANYONE
so many drugs when he was
young." Totally naked.

EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 1

"I love my husband, but we "Martha went to the party in

never have sex because he's her birthday suit. She's
impotent." crazyr but she looked great!"

EXAMPLE 2

"That man just ran across

the soccer field in his
USED WITH FRIENDS
birthday suit! The police will
To be in big trouble. probably arrest him."

EXAMPLE 1 o Learn more,..

"If I can't find a new job, I'll . Because a "suit" is a piece
be in deep shit." of clothing, you can use
the verb "wear" with
"birthday suit."

pe THE SLANGMAN AUTDE TO DIRTY ENGLISH

 . Everyone is naked when
they are born, so your USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH ANYONE

"birthday suit" is nothing!

Interested in having sex. Sex between two people
who are part of the same
EXAMPLE 1
family.
"My husband is never in the
USED WITH ANYONE mood. I haven't had sex in EXAMPLE 1
three years." "Incest is a crime in most
Totally naked.
states. It's illegal to have sex
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 2 with your direct family."
"Whenever I'm in the mood,
"Let's go swimming in the
my wife says that she has a EXAMPLE 2
buff! If we turn the lights off,
headache." "I hear that incest is a big
no one will see."
problem in some states."
EXAMPLE 2

"Margot took a picture of me

in the buff, then sent it to my USED WITH ANYONE

g irlfriend | " USED WITH ANYONE

Totally naked.
Showing one's body, usually
EXAMPLE 1 genitals, in a public place.
"Ialways sleep in the raw.
The sheets feel so good on EXAMPLE 1

my skin!" "Joel was arrested for

EXAMPLE 2
"Mario was in the raw when I
went into his house. I should
have knocked on the door
before entering !"
indecent exposure. He took
his pants off in a busy store!"
EXAMPLE 2
"If you urinate outside, you
could get arrested for
indecent exposurel"

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JACK OFF

IS FOR

EXAMPLE 2

"Some jack-off stole my car.

USED WITH FRIENDS
Now I have to call the Police
To masturbate. and file a report."

EXAMPLE 1

"I wanted to masturbate so

much on the flight home that
USED WITH FRIENDS
I went into the airplane
bathroom to jack off." A very rude person.

EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 1
,'When I was 10 years old, I "You jackass! You bought
saw my neighbor jacking off pizza with my money!"
using a watermelon. I don't
eat watermelon anymore." EXAMPLE 2

"Michael is such a jackass.

asked him for help, but he
wanted to watch T.V.
instead !"
USED WITH FRIENDS

A stupid person.

EXAMPLE 1

"Hey, jack-off! You're driving

too slow! Get off the road!"

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o Learn more...
. There is an MTV television
show (and a movie) called
"Jackass" where young
men do very stupid or
disgusting things to get
laughs.
USED WITH FRIENDS
A person too young to have
sex legally.
EXAMPLE 1
"Sarah is jail bait. She looks
20, but she's only 15!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Alan wants to have sex with
the jail bait at the high
school, He's crazy!"
o Learn more...
. If you have sex with
someone who is too young,
you could go to jail.
. "15 will get you 20" is a
common phrase meaning
"If you have sex with a 15
year old, you'll go to jail
for 2O years."
USED WITH ANYONE
A rude person.
EXAMPLE 1
"Josh broke my pencil. What
jerk!"
a
EXAMPLE 2
"Sheamus is such a jerk! He
promised to help me last
night, but he didn't."
THE SLANGMAN EUIDE TO DIRTY ENOLISH
"JESUS CHRISTI"
O Learn more...
USED WITH FRIENDS
"Jerking" is pronounced
To masturbate. "jerkin"' in this phrase so it
rhymes with "gherkin." To
EXAMPLE 1 "jerk" something is to
"What a terrible day! I need "move something with a lot
to go home and jerk off." of force."
EXAMPLE 2 A "gherkin" is a kind of
"You don't want to have sex pickle.
because you just jerked off in
the bathroom!"
USED WITH FRIENDS
Indicates frustration or
USED WITH FRIENDS
surprise.
A rude or irritating person.
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 1
"Jesus Christ! How many
"That guy knocked over my pairs of shoes do you own?"
shopping cart. What a
jerk-off! " EXAMPLE 2
"Jesus Christ! They
EXAMPLE 2 impeached President Bush!
"You jerk-off! Don't leave That's great!"
your trash on my doorsteP!"
USED WITH FRIENDS
To masturbate.
EXAMPLE 1
"Masturbation is great! I
would be jerkin'the gherkin
all day if I didn't have to go
to work."
EXAN4PLE 2
RAY: "What is that sound?"
o Learn more...
JIM: "Nick is jerkin' the
gherkin is his room again. . You may also hear just
Sounds like he just finished." "Jesus!" or "Christ!"
toq
JESUS-FREAK
USED WITH FRIENDS
A very religious Christian.
EXAMPLE 1
"That Jesus-freak just tried
to sell me a Bible in the
coffee shop."
EXAMPLE 2
"I used to be a Jesus-freak,
but then I realized there's no
God."
USED WITH FRIENDS
Sperm or fluid from an
ejaculation.
EXAMPLE 1
"My boyfriend and I had sex
in the living room and he got
jism all over the couch. If my
mother sees it, I'm in big
trouble !"
EXAMPLE 2
"I like to suck the jism out of
his penis during oral sex, It
makes me feel powerful."
o Learn more...
. You may also hear "jiz."
USED WITH ANYONE
A piece of clothing used to
keep a man's genitals in
place while he does a sports
activity.
EXAMPLE 1 bones. She doesn't want to
"If you're going to practice
football, you need to wear
jock strap!"
110
EXAMPLE 2
"I forgot my jock strap, so
USED WITH FRIENDS
my testicles were bouncing
everywhere during the soccer Penis.
game."
EXAMPLE 1
"I wish I could find a woman
who wanted to play with my
::a:':,': ';;t:t: .
.,::,r;r::. . ,:,,i:r, .::,:: joystick. "
USED WITH ANYONE
o A prostitute's customer. EXAMPLE 2
"Trish would be great at
EXAMPLE 1 video games, She's a master
"My last john was fast. We with my joystick."
had sex for five minutes, and
he was done!" O Learn more...
. A "joystick" is the
EXAMPLE 2
controller used for many
"Let's go to the other alley.
video games.
There are more johns over
there. "
o Bathroom.
USED WITH FRIENDS
EXAMPLE 1
Breasts.
"Excuse me, please. Which
way to the john?" EXAMPLE 1
"Do you want to see a
EXAMPLE 2
picture of my girlfriend's
"The line for the john is too
jugs?"
long. Let's go somewhere
else." EXAMPLE 2
"My history teacher has the
biggest jugs. I never hear a
thing she says in class!"
USED WITH FRIENDS
Penis.
EXAMPLE 1
"Nate likes to touch his USED WITH FRIENDS
johnson in the office."
To have sex.
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 1
"Phil Johnson has a really
"Cassandra already knows
small johnson. I feel bad for
that I want to jump her
him."
have sex with me though."
a
THE SLANOMAN OUTDETO DTRTY ENOLTSH
 JUNK
EXAMPLE 2

"Everything was going well. I

was just about to jump her
bones when she asked me to
take her home."

O Learn more...
The Academy Award-winning movie Jaws is one of the most
. You may also hear "jump famous movies ever made. It tells the story of three men
someone," trying to destroy a huge, man-eating shark that's been
terrorizing the vacation town of Amity.

QUINT
USED WITH FRIENDS "What are you, some kind of Half-assed (p. go)
ha lf-assed astrona ut?"
Penis.

EXAMPLE 1

"Junior makes most of my QUINT

"You've got city boy hands,
decisions. I just do the
Hooper."
talking. "
HOOPER
EXAMPLE 2 "I don't need this Crap 1p. :a;
"I know I need to wear a working-class-hero crap. "
condom when I have sex, but
junior doesn't like it."
PRATT
"I'll stuff your friggin' head in Friggin' @.72)
there, man, and find out
whether or not it's a
USED WITH FRIENDS
man-eater!"
Genitals.

EXAMPLE 1 HOOPER
"Man, put your junk back in "You are going to ignore this Ass 1p. +;
your pants. I don't want to particular problem until it
see that when I'm trying to swims up and bites you on the
eat, " ass! "

EXAMPLE 2

"Yeah, Jane wants my junk. BRODY

She's always asking me to "Smile, you son of a bitchl" Son of a bitch (p. 184)
have sex with her."

O Learn more... ELLEN BRODV

. A person with "junk in the "Wanna get drunk and fool Fool around (p. og)
trunk" has a nice butt. around?"
BRODY
"Oh, yeah!"

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"KEEP YOUR PANTIES ON."

IS FOR

USED WITH ANYONE

USED WITH FRIENDS

Butt.
"Don't get upset."
EXAMPLE 1

EXAMPLE 1 "My grandmother fell on her

ISABELLE: "We're lost! We're keester when she got drunk
both going to die!" last Christmas."

LYNN: "Keep your panties EXAMPLE 2

on. I can use my cell phone "The doctor says I need to

to call for help." stay off my keester for one
week so it can heal."
EXAMPLE 2

TOM: "I forgot to study for

today's test!"
USED WITH FRIENDS
WILL: "Keep your panties on.
You can cheat from me." To do really well.

EXAMPLE 1

"I'm going to kick ass on this

test. I studied all night!"

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 KISS ASS
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2
O Learn more...
"The company hired me "I like wearing leather. It
because I kicked ass in the . In the popular action makes me feel kinky."
interview!" movie Charlie's Angels,
Drew Barrymore's
character beats up several
men and says "And that's
USED WITH FRIENDS
kicking your ass!"
USED WITH FRIENDS
Totry to gain someone's
Great or wonderful. support any way one can.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1
USED WITH ANYONE
"I love my new car. It's so "If you want the promotion,
kick-assl" Strange or unusual. you should start kissing ass
right now!"
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 1

"I'm saving money to buy a "Vince likes kinky sex. The EXAMPLE 2
kick-ass stereo system." stranger, the better!" "I'm going over to Gina's
house to kiss ass again. I
hope she forgives me!"

USED WITH FRIENDS

O To hurt someone
physically.

EXAMPLE 1

"If you touch my girlfriend Here is a short dialoque between two Americans.
again, I'm going to kick your
ass!"
HARRIS
"The boss just saw me Knockers (p. 114)
EXAMPLE 2
looking at her knockers.
"Mike tried to grab my breast
She's probably going to fire
last night, so I kicked his
me now!"
ass, "
DAMIEN
o To do better than "Keep your panties on. "Keep your panties on."
someone in a contest. Maybe she's kinky and liked (p. 112)
it. " Kinky (p. 113)
EXAMPLE 1

"I kicked Mary's ass on the HARRIS

"You jackass! Of course she Jackass (p. 1oB)
history test, and I didn't
even study!" didn't like it. She's
married l"
EXAMPLE 2
DAMIEN
"Sheila can kick your ass at "Well, then you'd better Kiss ass (p. 113)
tennis. She's been playing start kissing ass. -lust don't Keester (p. 112)
her whole life." look at her keester when
yoLr're doing it!"

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KISS-ASS

USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH ANYONE

A person who tries to gain Breasts. Acrazy or strange person.

someone's suppoft any way
he or she can. EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

"That prostitute has great "That old guy is a kook. He

EXAMPLE 1 knockers, and she'll let you always asks what my favorite
"Dave is such a kiss-ass. He touch them for $1." color is."
bought lunch for the boss
because he wants a raise." EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2

"My wife wants to have "People who believe in aliens

EXAMPLE 2 surgery to make her are kooks!"
"I want to give the teacher knockers bigger,"
an apple, but i don't want to o Learn more...
look like a kiss-ass." . You may also hear "kooky"
as in "That was a kooky
USED WITH ANYONE movie. I didn't understand
it. "
A person who thinks he or
USED WITH FRIENDS
she knows everything.
Pregnant.
EXAMPLE 1

EXAMPLE 1 "Lisa answered every

"Melinda got knocked up, and question the teacher asked. I
she doesn't know who the hate know-it-alls!"
father is."
EXAMPLE 2

EXAMPLE 2 "Hank went fishing once, and

"My father told me to always now he talks like he's an
wear a condom so my expert. What a know-it-all!"
girlfriend doesn't get knocked
up."

o Learn more...
. You may also hear "knock
up someone" as in "I tried
to knock up Melissa so
she'd stay with me, but
she didn't get pregnant."

I1Ll THE SLANOMAN EUTDE TO DTRTY ENGLISH


IS FOR
USED WITH FRIENDS
A female orgasm.
EXAMPLE 1
"Finally Akira gave me la
petite mort. It took him over
an hour, but he did it."
EXAMPLE 2
"La petite mort, chocolate ice
cream, and traveling are the
three most imporLant things
in my life."
O Learn more...
o A French phrase which
translates as "the little
death. "
THE SLANOMAN AUTDE TO DIRTY ENGLISH
LADIES'MAN
USED WITH ANYONE
A man who is successful
with women.
EXAMPLE 1
"Cal is a real ladies'man! He
can get any woman he
wantsl"
EXAMPLE 2
"When I was young, I was a
ladies'man. Now I can't even
get a datel"
o Learn more...
. Actor Tim Meadows plays a
character called "the
Ladies'Man" on the
popular T.V. show
"Saturday Night Live."
115
LADY OF THE EVENING
USED WITH ANYONE
A nice way of saying
"prostitute."
EXAMPLE 1
"You look like a lady of the
evening in that cheap dress!"
EXAMPLE 2
"I think Will's new girlfriend
is actually a lady of the
evening. She's too beautiful
for him!"
o Learn more...
. You may also hear "lady of
the night."
USED WITH ANYONE
A stupid or boring person.
EXAMPLE 1
"Ian is a lam-o. He never
wants to have fun,"
EXAMPLE 2
ADAM: t'I need to study
tonig ht. "
SARAH: "You lam-o! Come
with us to the concert!"
o Learn more...
. "Lam-o" is pronounced
"Lame-Oh."
. You may also hear
"lamebrain."
fle
USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS
Stupid, boring. To laugh a lot.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1
"This party is lamel Let's go "I laughed my ass off when
somewhere else." Rob fell off his bike!"
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2
"That movie was so lame! "That comedian makes me
I'm sorry we paid to see it." laugh my ass off!"
o Learn more...
You may also hear "laugh
USED WITH FRIENDS one's butt off" and "laugh
one's socks off."
A fat person.
When you see "LMAO" in
EXAMPLE 1 an Internet chat room, it
"My brother is a lard-ass. He means "laugh my ass off."
eats pizza all day and never
exercises."
EXAMPLE 2
USED WITH FRIENDS
"Which one of you lard-asses
ate all the cereal this To defecate.
morning?"
EXAMPLE
1
"I hope Ken gets out of the
bathroom soon because I
USED WITH FRIENDS
have to lay a log."
To vomit. EXAMPLE 2
"Someone layed a log on the
EXAMPLE 1 toilet seat. I'm not going to
"We had to come home from clean it up."
the party early so Jim could
go laugh at the lawn."
EXAMPLE 2
"I saw six different people USED WITH FRIENDS
laughing at the lawn on the To have sex.
way home from the bar
tonight. " EXAMPLE 1
"I have to get home early.
My wife wants me to lay pipe
tonig ht. "
THE SLANGMAN CUTDE TO DIRTY ENGLISH
 LESBO
EXAMPLE 2

"I think my husband Morty

USED WITH FRIENDS
has been laying pipe all over
town. Strange women call Lesbians or lesbian friends. IN OTHER WORDS...
him in the middle of the
night. " EXAMPLE 1

"I'm going to a meeting with

USED WITH EXTREME CAUT]ON
A homosexual man who
likes to wear leather
clothes.
EXAN4PLE 1
O Learn more...
"Oliver is a leather queen, He
always wears leather pants,
even in the summer!"
EXAIYPLE 2
my les-be-friends tonight," Homosexual women are
politely called "lesbians"
EXAMPLE 2 or "gays," Most other
"I think those two woman words are considered
are les-be-friends. Do you offensive.
see the way they're touching
each other?"
Gay (p. eo)
. "Les-be-friends" sounds
Lesbian G. rr7)
like "lesbians" and has a
positive meaning. ffi
Lesbo (p. 117)

"I like my men dressed in Lipstick lesbian (p, 11e)

leather. I'm such a leather
USED WITH ANYONE
queen l "
A homosexual woman.
Beaver-eater (p. 14)
EXAN4PLE 1
t'Those Bulldyke (p. 23)
USED WITH ANYONE
two women must be
lesbians. They're always Dyke 1p. so;
A man with strong, usually kissing each other."
inappropriate, sexual Homo (p. 102)
desires. EXAMPLE 2
Queer (p. 1s8)
"I thought I was
EXAMPLE 1 heterosexual until I saw
"My last boyfriend was a Tierza. Now I know I'm a
lecher. He talked about lesbian !"
having sex with my mother
all the time!"

EXAMPLE 2
USED WITH FRIENDS
"My father is always dating
women half his age. He's Lesbian.
such a lecher."
EXAMPLE 1
o Learn more... "Is Donna a lesbo? She won't
. You may also hear "lech" go on a date with me, and
as in "Robert is a total I'm the cutest guy in school!"
lech! I saw him drooling
over some schoolgirls after
work yesterday."

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LET ONE FLY
EXAMPLE 2
r;i11,,i1;':' ,: ::.!,': '.,' .' "'-i':..rl rl;
"It's my goal in life to have USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS
sex with three beautiful
lesbos at the same time." Feminine (but only said Used to intensify an
about men). emotion.
o Learn more...
. You may also hear "lezzie"
EXAMPLE 1

"Alan seems a little light in

EXAMPLE 1

"Joe ran like hell when the

as in "My best friend is a police started chasing him."
the loafers. Are you sure he's
lezzie."
married to a woman?"
EXAMPLE 2

EXAMPLE 2 "If you touch me, I'm going

"Gary said I'm light in the to scream like hell!"
USED WITH FRIENDS loafers, but no one else
thinks I'm feminine."
To expel gas from the anus;
to flatulate.
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION

EXAMPLE 1
A homosexual man.
"My girlfriend doesn't care if
I let one fly in bed. She's USED WITH ANYONE
EXAMPLE 1
great! "
"That person is very "Brad is such a limp-wrist!
stupid." He could never win a fight
EXAMPLE 2
against Larry."
"Paul let one fly yesterday. It
EXAMPLE 1
smelled so bad that I told
"Chuck's really handsome, EXAMPLE 2
him to go to the doctor to "It's difficult to believe that
but he's not very smart. The
make sure he wasn't dying." those limp-wrists were
lights are on, but nobody's
home." married before."
O Learn more...
. You may also hear "let one EXAMPLE 2
o Learn more...
go" as in "Cover your nose. "Yeah, Trish is dumb. The . You may also hear
I just let one go." lights are on but nobody's "limp-wristed."
home."

o Learn more...
USED WITH ANYONE . This phrase compares a USED WITH FRIENDS
person to a house. The
Crude or sexual. To kiss.
person is present and
EXAMPLE 1
alive, but he or she isn't
EXAMPLE 1
"Ben said many lewd things thinking clearly.
"Tom and Joan were
at the party, It was very lip-locked during the whole
inappropriate. " party. How rude!"
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2
"My boss has a lewd sense of "Lip-locking with Corey is
humor. He's always making terrible. He uses his tongue
sexual jokes." too muchl"

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 LITTLE SHIT

USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS

A very attractive lesbian. A book, created and An annoying person.

maintained by a man, that
EXAMPLE 1
contains the names and EXAMPLE 1

"Tucia is the most beautiful phone numbers of women, "That little shit just took the
lipstick lesbian I've ever last piece of cake."
seen." EXAMPLE 1

"Franklin's little black book EXAMPLE 2

has more than 150 womens' "Some little shit over there
names in it." threw a snowball in mv face."

EXAMPLE 2

"Whenever I need a date, I

just call one of the girls in
my little black book."

EXAMPLE 2

HANK: "She's beautifull"

SUE: "She's a lipstick

lesbian. "
Here is a short dialogue between two Americans.

WENDY
USED WITH ANYONE "Cheryl's husband is so Lewd (p. 118)
lewd! She never should Lecher (p. 117)
Drunk. have married such a
lecher. "
EXAMPLE 1

"I'm totally lit! I need a ride KEVIN

home."
EXAMPLE 2
"I got lit before I met my
girlfriend's parents. She's
really angry at me!"
"Yeah, he's a real loser. Loser (p. 121)
Now I understand why she's Lit (p. rrs)
completely lit all the time. Low-life (p. 121)
I'd drink too if I were livino
with that low-life."
WENDY
"I'm going to laugh my ass Laugh one's ass off
off when she finally leaves (p. 116)
that little shit," Little shit (p. rrg)

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LIVE IN SIN
' i" ,' : " "::"' ', r,t,' EXAMPLE 2
.ti't ;
USED WITH ANYONE
i "I think
most taxi drivers in
USED WITH FRIENDS
New York City look like death
To live (and have sex) with warmed over." Willing to have sex often
someone without being with different people.
marraed.
EXAMPLE 1
a

EXAMPLE 1 "Did you have sex with Tom?

USED WITH ANYONE
"Jane and I aren't married. If You shouldn't be so loose!"
we live together, her parents A crazy or strange person.
think we'll be living in sin." EXAMPLE 2

EXAMPLE 1 "Bonnie used to be loose, but

EXAMPLE 2 "I am such a loon. I forgot now she's married to
"My mother won't let me live my keys in my apartment Jonatha n . "
in sin with my boyfriend." again."
o Learn more...
EXAMPLE 2 . Women are called "loose"
"Only a loon would burn more often than men.
money."
USED WITH ANYONE

Drunk. o Learn more... t-,

,,:l: : t t,""

. You may also hear "loony" ,: ,. -,

USED WITH ANYONE
'

EXAMPLE 1
or "loony-tune" as in "This
"I've never been this loaded loony-tune house has no To vomit.
while having sex. I shouldn't
doors. "
have had that whiskey." EXAMPLE 1
. "Loon" is taken from "I almost lost my lunch when
EXAMPLE 2 "lunatic" which means I heard that I won the
"Juan is so loaded that he someone who is crazy. lottery."
can't drive home." (And "luna" in "lunatic"
mgans "moon"!) EXAMPLE 2
o Learn more,.. "My husband lost his lunch
. "Loaded" also means "rich" when I told him I was
as in "My dad is loaded. He pregnant. "
won the lottery last year!" USED WITH ANYONE

Drunk.
USED WITH ANYONE
EXAMPLE 1

"I get really looped after To become crazy.

USED WITH FRIENDS
drinking just one glass of
To look tired or sick, like a beer." EXAMPLE 1

person who has had a "I can't remember my own

difficult life. EXAMPLE 2 name. I think I am losing my
"Rick got looped from mixing marbles."
EXAMPLE 1 different types of alcohol and
"John has been working for drinking them fast." EXAMPLE 2

63 hours without sleep. "My grandmother lost her

That's why he looks like marbles years ago. She
death warmed over now." doesn't know anything now."

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USED WITH ANYONE
A stupid or unpopular
person; a failure.
EXAMPLE 1
"Why did you give Brian
money? He's a loserl"
EXAMPLE 2
"Peggy is a loser. No one
wants to be her friend."
o Learn more...
. You can also call someone
a "loser" by making the
shape of an "L" with your
fingers and holding them
up to your forehead.
USED WITH ANYONE
A person who talks too
much, usually revealing
private information.
EXAMPLE 1
"Heather is a loudmouth. She
told everyone that I failed
the test."
EXAMPLE 2
GEORGE: "Where's my coat?
I know I put it here
somewhere."
HANK: "Be quiet, you
loudmouth! I'm trying to
sleep !"
THE SLANOMAN @UTDE TO DT,PTY ENOLISH
LOW-LIFE
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Vagina. Penis.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1
"The only thing Hank wants "Did you see Pete's love
is a trip to my love muscle? He got an erection
dungeon." while he was talking to
Gina!"
EXAMPLE 2
"You can play in the love EXAMPLE 2
dungeon after you apologize "Why don't you lick my love
for being rude to me." muscle, and I'll think about
taking off your handcuffs."
i:.
''::: :
USED WITH ANYONE
USED WITH ANYONE
Fat around a person's waist.
Phrase used to intensify an
EXAMPLE 1 insult.
"I know I have love handles,
but that just means you have EXAMPLE 1
more of me to love." "Hale is always trying to steal
from people. He's a
EXAMPLE 2 low-down, no-good thief!"
"I like girls with love handles
so I have something to hold EXAMPLE 2
on to during sex," "You low-down, no-good
jerk! Why did you kill my
O Learn more... dog?"
. Men have "love handles"
more often than women.
USED WITH ANYONE
A very bad person.
EXAMPLE
1
"That low-life just tried to
touch my breasts when I
walked near him."
EXAMPLE 2
"I don't
go to that bar
because there are so many
low-lifes, "
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MACK

IS FOR

o Learn more...
USED WITH ANYONE
. You may also hear "mack
o To flirt with someone. daddy" as in "I'm a mack
daddy. Women can't resist
EXAMPLE I my charms!"
"Jerry was macking on all the
women in the bar, but no
one was interested."
USED WITH FRIENDS
EXAMPLE 2

"I was doing some serious A very bad person.

macking last night, and got
three phone numbers!" EXAMPLE 1

"Hey, maggot! Stop trying to

o A person who is good at sell drugs to children!"
flirting and does it a lot.
EXAMPLE 2

EXAMPLE 1 "That maggot always says

"I won't go to the bar with mean things to the new
Sam. He's a total mack! It's students. "
so embarrassing."

EXAMPLE 2

"Oliver is a real mack, He

would have sex with a
different woman every night
if he could."
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USED WITH ANYONE
To urinate or defecate.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1
"Do you mind if I make a pit
stop before we continue
shopping?"
EXAMPLE 2
"I'll be ready to leave in two
minutes. I just have to make
a pit stop."
USED WITH FR]ENDS
To expel gas from the anus;
to flatulate.
EXAMPLE 1
"Larry was standing in front
of the class to give a speech,
but he gave an anal
announcement instead. The
smell was terrible."
EXAMPLE 2
"Tom gave the smelliest anal
announcement ever. I almost
vomited."
USED WITH ANYONE
To have sex.
EXAMPLE 1
"Men call it having sex, but
women call it makino love."
EXAMPLE 2
"I am excited to make
outside, under the stars
tonight. "
THE SLANGMAN GUTDETO DTRTY ENGLISH
o Learn more...
. A famous phrase from the
1960s is "Make love, not
war."
. "Make love" is one of the
most romantic ways to say
"have sex."
USED WITH ANYONE
To kiss.
EXAMPLE 1
"We like to sit in the back of
the movie theater so we can
make out without anyone
seeing us."
EXAMPLE 2
"Anna and Chris were making
out for 30 minutes last night
at the party."
USED WITH FRIENDS
To have sex.
EXAMPLE 1 USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
"Dan and I were making the
beast with two backs when
you called earlier."
EXAMPLE 2
"Dirk and Donna were
making the beast with two
backs all day. They'll be too
tired to go out tonight."
O Learn more..,
love . During sex, two people
make one creature with
two backs.
MAN JUICE
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' "i:i ',.
USED WITH ANYONE
To have sex.
"Son, sex is a natural part of
life. Your mother and I were
making whoopee just last
night. "
EXAMPLE 2
"It smells strange in this
room, like someone was
making whoopee in here,"
o Learn more...
. This is an old phrase still
used today, usually as a
joke.
. ABC's T.V. game show
"The Newlywed Game"
(1966-1974) asked four
recently married couples
questions about their
relationships. The host,
Bob Eubanks, always said
"make whoopee" instead of
"have sex,"
Sperm or fluid from an
ejaculation.
EXAMPLE 1
"Wait! You're going to get
your man juice all over my
new bed!"
EXAMPLE 2
"I'm sorry, but I won't
swallow your man juice, I
don't care how much you pay
me!"
12?
MAN PUSSY
o Learn more...
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
. Normally, a "manhole" is a
USED WITH FRIENDS

A man's anus. hole on a road which goes A homosexual man or a man

to the sewer. Here, a "man with feminine qualities.
EXAMPLE 1 hole" is the anus.
"Don loves it when I lick his EXAMPLE 1

man pussy. It really excites "Look at that Mary over

him!" there! He's not strong
enough to lift his own
USED WITH FRIENDS
EXAMPLE 2 suitcase !"
"I want to touch your man Breasts.
pussy before we have anal EXAMPLE 2

sex." EXAMPLE 1 "I'm no Mary! I like to have

"That woman asked me if I sex with women."
o Learn more... wanted to touch her
. maracas. What should I do?" O Learn more...
This word is used by
homosexuals more than . This word is used by
EXAMPLE 2
heterosexuals. homosexuals more than
"I want to lick Anita's heterosexuals.
maracas all night long."
. On an episode of the
popular television show
USED WITH FRIENDS "Seinfeld," George gets
A woman who hates men. very upset when some kids
call him a "Mary."
EXAMPLE 1

"Joan wants equal rights for

women, but that doesn't ' ,,, : :r'
,, "":'"1'
mean she's a man-hater!" USED WITH ANYONE

EXAMPLF 2 A person who gets sexual

"I'm a lesbian, so you think pleasure from pain.
I'm a man-hater? My best
friend is a guy!" EXAMPLE 1

"I think my husband is a

masochist. He asked me to
o Learn more... bite him last night!"

USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION . A "maraca" is a musical EXAMPLE 2

instrument (shaped like a "I'm not a masochist, but I
A homosexual man. ball on a stick) that makes do like rough sex."
a rattling noise when you
EXAMPLE 1
shake it.
"Drew's a manhole inspector.
He dates 9uys, not women."

EXAMPLE 2

"When did you become a

manhole inspector? I thought
you were heterosexual!"

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 MASTER

USED WITH FRIENDS

A place of prostitution.

EXAMPLE 1

"The only girls I have sex

with are the girls at the
massage parlor."
EXAMPLE 2
"The massages are terrible,
but the sex is great at the
massage parlor."
Masturbation is an embarrassing topic for most Americans.
When men discuss it, they generally joke about it, using
creative phrases. They imply the meaning more in how they
say the phrase than in what the phrase means.
Beat off (p. 13) Play with oneself ft. L4e)

O Learn more... Beat one's meat (p. 13) Polish the knob (p. 1so)
. Because prostitution is Bleed the weasel (p. 17) Punch the clown (p. 1ss)
illegal in most states, Choke the chicken (p. 32) Roll the fuzzy dice (p. 164)
many places of prostitution
advertise themselves as Collar the cock (p. 3s) Rub the rod 1p. ro+;
"massage parlors." Date Rosy Palm and her Shake hands with the
. five sisters G. 44) governor @. r74)
There are many "massage
parlors" that just give Flog the bishop (p. 68) Slap the snake (p. 1Bo)
massages!
Grease the bayonet (p. BB) Tickle the tiger (p. 2oo)

Jack off (p. 1oB) Tune one's organ G.204)

Jerk off (p. 1oe) Whack off @. ztz)
USED WITH FRIENDS
Jerkin'the gherkin (p. 1oe) Whip the weenie (p. 213)
The dominant or controlling Milk the chicken @.127) Yank the yak 1p. zray
person in a sexual situation.

EXAMPLE 1

"Vanessa's always the

master in the bedroom. I just
do whatever she says."

EXAMPLE 2

"My master hits me with a

whip if I don't do what he
wants in bed."

O Learn more...
. The rock group Depeche
Mode released a song in
1990 entitled "Master and
Servant" about sexual and
emotional domination.

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MATINEE
USED WITH FRIENDS
Sex in the afternoon.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE
"Keiko invited me to her
house this afternoon for a
matinee."
EXAMPLE 2
'-Sunday afternoon is a great
time for a matinee with your
boyfriend."
USED WITH FRIENDS
Penis.
EXAMPLE 1
"Naomi loves my meat. She's
always touching it when
we're together."
EXAMPLE 2
"Kate is so sexy! I'd love to
give her some of my meat."
USED WITH FRIENDS
Penis and testicles.
EXAMPLE 1
"If you're hungry, I've got
some meat and two
vegetables you can have!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Something is wrong with my
meat and two vegetables. I
need to see a doctor!"
o Learn more...
. This phrase is not used
often.
126
USED WITH FRIENDS
A place where people look
for sex.
EXAMPLE 1 "I would love to see Donna in
"I don't want to go to that
bar. It's such a meat market!
I just want a beer."
EXAMPLE 2
"My gym is a total meat
market! All the women wear
makeup and try not to
sweat."
o Learn more...
. A "meat market" is literally
a "place where meat is
sold."
USED WITH ANYONE
A stupid person.
EXAMPLE 1
"You meathead! You missed
the moviel"
EXAMPLE 2
"Oscar is a meathead. He
doesn't know the president's
name!"
o Learn more...
. The character Archie
Bunker from the 1970s
sitcom "All in the Family"
called his son-in-law
"Meathead" instead of
"Mike."
THE SLANGMAN OUTDE TO DTRTY ENGLISH
USED WITH FRIENDS
Breasts.
1
a bathing suit because she
has a great pair of melons."
EXAMPLE 2
"Helen has some ripe
melons, and I'm hungry. Oh,
yeah ! "
o Learn more..,
. You may also hear
"watermelons,"
" g ra pefruit, " "coconutsr "
"gourdsr" or any other
large, round object.
USED WITH FRIENDS
Sex between three people
at the same time.
EXAMPLE 1
"Now I'm dating two women.
I wish I could have a menage
a trois with both of them!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Barry is my hero because he
just had a menage a trois
with beautiful, 21-year-old
twin sisters."

o Learn more...
. "Menage a trois" is a
French phrase meaning
"house of three."
USED WITH FRIENDS
To have sex with someone
because you feel sorry for
him or her.
EXAMPLE 1 Breasts.
"I know it was just a mercy
fuck, but I finally had sex
with Katrina yesterday. "
EXAMPLE 2
"Greg won't stop asking me
to have sex with him. I really
don't like him, but I may
decide to give him a mercy
fuck to make him stop."
O Learn more...
. You may also hear "pity
fuck. "
USED WITH FRIENDS
A "mom I'd like to fuck" -
an attractive mother
teenage boys want to have
sex with.
EXAMPLE 1
"Sarah's mom is a milf! I
really want to have sex with
her. "
EXAMPLE 2
"My boyfriend wants to have
sex with my mother. I wish
she wasn't such a milf!"
THE SLANGMAN OUIDE TO DIRTY ENOLISH
O Learn more...
. In the popular 1999 movie
American Pie, a group of
high school boys call
Stifler's Mom a "milf."
Later in the film, the
character Finch has sex
with her!
USED WITH FRIENDS
EXAMPLE 1
t'Baby loves Mommy's milk
bottles, and so does Daddy."
EXAMPLE 2
"I'm thirsty. Can I take a happened."
drink from your milk
bottles?"
USED WITH FRIENDS
To masturbate.
EXAMPLE 1
"I like milking the chicken
too, but sex is much better if
you can get it."
EXAMPLE 2
"Every guy milks the chicken
sometime in his life.
Masturbation is the best part
about being a guy."
MISSIONARY POSITION
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
o To mislead or trick
someone.
EXAMPLE 1
"Bev is always mindfucking
her employees. She promises
to give them raises, but
never does."
EXAMPLE 2
"Do you want to have sex or
not? Stop mindfucking mel"
a Something confusing.
EXAMPLE 1
"That movie was a mindfuck!
I have no idea what
EXAMPLE 2
"I'm angry at Danny, but I
still love him. This is such a
mindfuckl"
USED WITH FRIENDS
A sexual position in which
the man is on top, laying
down and facing his
partner.
EXAMPLE 1
"Mary likes to have sex in the
missionary position so she
can see Jed's eyes."
EXAMPLE 2
"Eric thinks the missionary
position is boring. He likes to
have sex while hanging from
the ceiling."
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MISTRESS
.4:\: .:
USED WITH ANYONE
A female sexual partner
who is not one's wife.
EXAMPLE 1 "Dorris can't go to the beach
"I love Emma, but I enjoy
sex with my mistress Sally
better. "
EXAMPLE 2
"I heard that Charles has a
mistress! I hope his wife and
children don't know."
USED WITH ANYONE
To make unwanted sexual
contact with someone.
EXAMPLE 1
"I wonder if the priest in my
neighborhood is molesting
children?"
EXAMPLE 2
"Nadine thinks that anyone
who molests children should
be killed!"
128
USED WITH FRIENDS
The scene in pornographic
movies where the man
ejaculates.
EXAMPLE 1
"We can turn off the video
after I see the money shot."
EXAMPLE 2
"That was the longest money
shot I have ever seen in a
pornographic movie."
o Learn more...
. A "money shot" is literally
the most impoftant scene,
the scene that people will
pay to see.
USED WITH ANYONE
Diarrhea.
EXAMPLE 1
"As soon as I arrived in
Mexico, I got Montezuma's
revenge. I spent the next
three days in the bathroom."
EXAMPLE 2
"I've heard so many bad
stories about people getting
Montezuma's revenge that I
don't want to go to Mexico
anymore."
o Learn more...
. Montezuma was the ruler
of the Aztec people of
Mexico from 1502-1520,
Because his people were
conquered, his "revenge" is
to cause visitors to get
sick.
THE SLANGMAN OUTDETO DTRTY ENoLISH
USED WITH FRIENDS
Menstruation.
EXAI4PLE 1
because her monthly visitor
came early."
EXAMPLE 2
"I've been crying all day. My
monthly visitor must be
coming."
'',,,..,':,,.,,:r:r,,;11:,::,. ;l'_,,
USED WITH ANYONE
To show one's naked butt to
others.
EXAMPLE 1
"Tom likes to moon people
when he gets drunk. I've
seen his butt 43 times."
EXAMPLE 2
"I like to moon my sister's
friends. She gets so
embarrassed !"
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USED WITH ANYONE
A drug taken within 72
hours after unprotected sex
to prevent pregnancy.
EXAMPLE 1
"My mother doesn't want me
to take the morning-after
pill. She wants me to have
the baby if I'm pregnant."
EXAMPLE 2
"I asked Monique to take the
morning-after pill because I
forgot to wear a condom."
 MOTHER

USED WITH FRIENDS

Small breasts.

EXAMPLE 1

"My last two girlfriends didn't

have breasts, they had
mosquito bites."
EXAMPLE 2
"Emily can't be in Playboy
magazine with mosquito
bites like those."
USED WITH FRIENDS
In the Academy Award-winning comedy My Cousin Vinny,
starring Joe Pesci, Marisa Tomei and Ralph Macchio, two
boys are falsely accused of murder. Because they can't
afford an expensive lawyer, their cousin Vinny and his
girlfriend attempt to prove the boys' innocence. Much of the
movie's humor involves Vinny's New York accent and
attitude.
VINNY
"Hey Stan, you're in Fucking G.77)
Ala-Fucking-Bama. "

o Something very difficult.

VINNY
"Everything that guy just said is Buf fshit @.24)
EXAMPLE 1

"This test is a mother! I bullshit. "

should have studied more."

EXAMPLE 2
VINNY
"That's a mother of a
"I got thirty fucking minutes to Fucking $.77)
problem, I don't think you take a shower, get a new suit,
get dressed, and get to the
can solve it."
fucking courthouse."
a A very bad person. LISA
"You fucking shower, I'll get
EXAMPLE 1
your fucking suit."
"My boss makes me work a
lot. He's a real mother!"
VINNY
EXAIVIPLE 2
"Look, it's either me or them. Fucked G.76)
"Chuck's a mother for You're getting fucked one way
breaking my computer!" or the other,"
O Learn more...
. This is a nicer way to say STAN
"motherfucker" (p. 130). "Beans make you fart." Fart (p. 63)

. The "mother" of something

is "the creator or VINNY
inspiration of something," "How the fuck did I get into this Fuck 1p. zz;
as seen in the common shit?" Shit (p. rz+)
proverb "Necessity is the
mother of invention."

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MOTHERFUCKER
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
A bad person.
EXAMPLE 1
"That motherfucker stole my
favorite CD!"
EXAMPLE 2
"You motherfucker! If I see
you again, I'll kill you."
o Learn more...
. You may also hear "mofo"
as in "That mofo tried to
kiss my wife!"
. Samuel L. Jackson's
character in the 1994
movie Pulp Fiction carries a
wallet with the words "bad
motherfucker" on it.
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Stupid, terrible, irritating,
or anything bad.
EXAMPLE 1
"This motherfucking hotel
always loses my
reservation !"
EXAMPLE 2
"I took the motherfucking
test and failed!"
170
USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
A person who talks too A woman's pubic area or
much. vagina.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1
"If you ask Helen a question, "Tanya's muff is so sweet! It
she'll talk forever! She's a smells like strawberries. "
motormouth."
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2 "Caitlin's muff gets so wet
"I'm late for dinner because that we don't need
Trevor is a motormouth. He lubrication when we have
talked about his car for an sex."
hour! "
o Learn more...
o Learn more... . A "muff" is also "a piece of
. If a person's mouth was fur or cloth used to keep
"motorized," it would go one's hands warm."
faster and run longer than
a regular mouth.
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
A person who likes to
USED WITH FRIENDS
perform oral sex on women.
Penis.
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 1 "My husband is a real
"Mr. Happy is always ready muff-diver. He loves to
for sex with Danielle. She perform oral sex on me, and
has a great body," I'm not complaining!"
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2
"Mr. Happy likes to see "Jill is a muff-diver? I
beautiful women wearing thought she was
bathing suits!" heterosexual."
O Learn more...
. For some reason, men
often refer to their penises USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
as if they were people.
Vagina.
EXAMPLE 1
"Dave says his girlfriend's
muffin tastes great,"
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EXAMPLE 2
"My wife never let's me lick
her muffin. Sex is fine, but
she doesn't like oral sex."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To perform oral sex on a
woman.
EXAMPLE 1
"My girlfriend is glad I love to
munch box. Sometimes she
asks me to do it three times
a day."
EXAMPLE 2
"The best way to munch box
is to spell the alphabet with
your tongue. All the women I
know love it when I do that."
O Learn more...
o You may also hear "mLtnch
someone's box" as in "Look
at that sexy womanl I
would love to munch her
box."
. "Munch" is another way to
say "eat."
. "Box" (p, 22) is another
word for "vagina."
THE SLAN@MAN AUT,DE TO DTPTY ENOLTSH
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To perform oral sex on a
woman.
EXAMPLE 1
"The video I rented last night
shows lesbians munching
ca rpet. "
FXAMPLE 2
"I would love to munch her
carpet, She has a great
body."
O Learn more...
o You may also hear "munch
someone's carpet" as in "If
you let me, I'll munch your
carpet forever!"
. You may also hear "munch
rug," "carpet-muncher," or
" rug-muncher. "
. "Munch" is another way to
say "eat,"
. Rugs and carpets are made
with short, sometimes
tough, threads that
resemble pubic hair,
MUSCLE MARY
USED WITH FRIENDS
A muscular homosexual
man who lifts weights in a
gym.
EXAMPLE 1
"That muscle Mary is always
looking at me. I want to tell
him that I'm only here to get
exercise, not find dates."
EXAMPLE 2
"David loves going to the
gym. He met all of his
boyfriends there. He's a big
muscle Mary.
O Learn more...
. This phrase is used by
homosexuals more often
than heterosexuals.
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NAIL

IS FOR

EXAMPLE 2

"Jay and I got naked as

USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
jaybirds together. What fun!"
To have sex with someone.

EXAMPLE 1

"I nailed Heather in a coffee

USED WITH ANYONE
shop bathroom yesterday.
She loves having sex in "Ineed to use the
public places." bathroom."

EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 1

"When I was 14 years old, I "Mom, can I talk to you

nailed my brother's girlfriend. later? Nature is calling."
She was 18 years old and
really sexy." EXAMPLE 2

"Can you take the dog for a

walk? I think nature is calling
him."
USED WITH ANYONE

Totally naked.

EXAMPLE 1

"My mom walked into my

bedroom and saw me naked
as a jaybird! It was terriblel"

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USED WITH ANYONE
To kiss a lot, usually around
the neck and head.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE
"Ralph and I necked for over
an hour! My lips hurt."
EXAMPLE 2
"I wanted to have sex, but
we just necked instead."
USED WITH ANYONE
A person who enjoys having
sex with dead people.
EXAMPLE 1
"My grandfather was a
necrophiliac, so he wasn't
upset when my grandmother
died."
EXAMPLE 2
"Addison is a necrophiliac!
The police caught him in the
graveyard digging up
bodies,"
USED WITH FRIENDS
A feminine homosexual
man.
EXAMPLE 1 Finally, the nerds fight
"What a nellie! Did you see
the way Malcolm laughed at
that joke? He sounds like my
sister!"
EXAMPLE 2
"I thought that person was a
woman, but it's just a nellie
with long hair."
THE SLANGMAN EUIDE TO DIRTY ENCLTSH
USED WITH ANYONE
A smart person, usually
with bad social skills.
1 "You nincompoop! Don't
"Those nerds wear ugly
clothes!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Matt is a nerd. He studies
too much and never dates!"
O Learn more...
. You may also hear that
someone is "nerdyr" as in
"Don't wear those glasses.
They make you look
nerdy."
. In the popular 1984 movie
Revenge of the Nerds, the
college's athletes tease
and insult the nerds.
back using their
intelligence and defeat the
athletes.
NITWIT
USED WITH ANYONE
A stupid person.
EXAMPLE 1
jump in the lake with your
clothes on!"
EXAMPLE 2
"David kicked his computer
and broke it. What a
nincompoop!"
O Learn more...
. This word is often used in
cartoons.
USED WITH FRIENDS
Clips placed on one's
nipples for sexual pleasure.
EXAMPLE 1
"My girlfriend loves the
nipple clips I bought her."
EXAMPLE 2
"I would never try nipple
clips. They'd hurt too much."
:..::.:::.i:.':
USED WITH ANYONE
A stupid person.
EXAMPLE 1
"Wendy, you nitwitl Give me
a hammer, not a flashlight!"
EXAMPLE 2
JASON: "What's the capital of
California?"
JILL: "It's Sacramento/ you
nitwitl"
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"NO SHITI"
EXAMPLE 2

"Hello, ladies. I'm looking for

USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH ANYONE
some nookie. Are any of you
o "Everyone knows that!" An old person. interested in spending the
night with me?"
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

"You think Michael Jordan is "I'm no spring chicken, but I o Learn more...
a good basketball player? No can still run five miles a
. The popular musical group
shit!" daY."
Limp Bizkit released a song
called "Nookie" in 1999
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2
with the chorus "I did it all
WENDY: "I don't have any "Oliver's no spring chicken.
for the nookie."
money," He shouldn't be out dancing
all night!"
GILLIAN: "No shit! You just
bought six new dresses!"
USED WITH ANYONE
a Indicates surprise.
USED WITH FRIENDS A stupid or strange person.
EXAMPLE 1
Ejaculation that happens EXAMPLE 1
EVE: "I'm getting married!" during sleep. DAVE: "Look at that guy
STAN: "No shit! That's fishing in a swimming pool!"
EXAMPLE 1
g reat! " "If I don't havesex with
GARY: "He's not all there."
Sunish before we go to bed,
EXAMPLE 2
he'll have a noctural emission
MANNY: "I won two million in the middle of the night."
EXAMPLE 2

dollarsl" "Kelly's not all there. I

VIV: "No shitl Can I have
some?"
O Learn more...
. You may also hear "No
shit, Sherlock!" to mean
wouldn't ask her to do
EXAMPLE 2
anything important for you."
"Kel washes his sheets every
day because he has
nocturnal emissions."
USED WITH ANYONE

"Everyone knows that."

USED WITH FRIENDS To be crazy or strange.
This is even more sarcastic
because Sherlock Holmes To have sexual contact or EXAMPLE 1

is a famous detective. sex. "People who pray to Elvis

aren't cooking on all four
EXAMPLE 1
burners. "
"I am going to a party
tonight with 45 beautiful EXAMPLE 2
girls, and I'm going to get "Greg isn't cooking on all
some nookie!" four burners. He eats his
socks."

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 NUMBER ONE
O Learn more...
. Most stoves have four
USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH ANYONE

burners, so a person who A stupid person. Urinate.

isn't "cooking on all four
burners" isn't using all of EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

their brain, "You numb-nuts! The milk "I drank a lot of coffee today.
goes in the refrigerator, not Now I have to go number
in the oven!" one,"

EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2
"Hey, numb-nuts! Bring me FRED: "I just went to the
USED WITH ANYONE
another beer." bathroom. "
A crazy or strange person.
O Learn more... BILL: "Number one?"
EXAMPLE 1 r Only men are called
O Learn more...
"Anyone who keeps a loaded "numb-nuts. "
gun in their car is not playing . This is a nicer way to say
with a full deck." . "Nuts" (p. 136) is a slang " u ri nate, "
word for "testicles."
EXAMPLE 2 r This phrase is often used
"If you like to eat rocks, you with children.
aren't playing with a full
deck. "

O Learn more...
. This expression refers to a
deck of playing cards which
would be useless if the
deck was not complete. Here is a short dialogue between two Americans.

NADINE
,'I thought Josh was a nerd, Nerd 1p. r::1
so I asked him to help me Naked as a jaybird (p. rsz)
USED WITH FRIENDS
with my science project.
To be poor. But when I got to his house
last night, he was naked as
EXAMPLE 1 a jaybird !"
"Six months from now, I
JILL
won't have a pot to piss in. "No shit! What did you do?" "No shit!" 1p. tl+1
I'm spending more money
than I'm earning!" NADINE
"We necked for a while, and Neck (p. 133)
EXAMPLE 2 then I left. I don't want him Nymphomaniac (p. 136)
"Rodney hasn't worked for to think I'm a
months. He doesn't have a nymphomaniac."
pot to piss in."

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NUMBER TWO
EXAMPLE 2

"I'm sorry, but I think your USED WITH ANYONE

USED WITH ANYONE
friend Henry is a nut case.
Defecate. He keeps licking my hand." A woman who wants to
have sex all the time.
EXAMPLE 1 o Learn more...
"The baby went number two . EXAMPLE 1
You may also hear "nut
in his diapers." 'tSally is a nyphomaniacl I
job" as in "That nut job
can't keep her satisfied."
was driving so fast he
EXAMPLE 2
almost hit me!"
"I haven't gone number two EXAMPLE 2

since Friday!" "Some day I want to date a

nymphomaniac. If a women
o Learn more... wanted to have sex as much
. This is a nicer way to say USED WITH ANYONE as I do, we'd never leave the
"defecate. " bedroom!"
o A crazy person.
. This phrase is often used EXAMPLE 1
o Learn more...
with children. "Helen is nuts! She always . You may also hear the
takes her clothes off in the shortened version
movie theater." "nympho."

USED WITH ANYONE EXAMPLE 2

"If you think I'm going to
A stupid person. jump out of an airplane,
you're nuts!"
EXAMPLE 1
"You numbskull! Japan is an
o Testicles.
island, not part of Chinal"
EXAMPLE 1 thought it was a medical
EXAMPLE 2
"I just paid a prostitute
"Kim bought a new dress
to lick my nuts."
instead of paying rent. What
a numbskull!" EXAMPLE 2
"I was dating that guy for a
while, but his nuts were so
big that they scared me. I
USED WITH ANYONE had to leave him."
. In the 1800s, many
women were told they had
"nymphomania" because it
was considered abnormal
for women to want or
enjoy sex as much as men
did. Back then, people
$20 problem.
. The medical word for men
who want sex all the time
is "satyriasis," but it's
almost never used. It's
considered normal for men
to want sex all the time.

A crazy or strange person. o Learn more...

EXAMPLE 1
. You may also hear "nutty"
"I can't believe you don't to mean "crazy" as in "That
know how to cook eggs. Any is a nutty idea, it will never
nut case knows how to do work."
thatl " . The 1996 movie The Nutty
Professor, starring Eddie
Murphy, is about a crazy
scientist.

BE THE SLAN@MAN OUTDE TO DTRTY ENOLTSH

 OFF THE WAGON

IS FOR

EXAMPLE 2

"My mother has finally gone

USED WITH ANYONE
off the deep end. She wants
Crazy or strange. me to clean the entire house
by tomorrow!"
EXAMPLE 1

"You're off your rocker if you

think the president is doing a
good job."
USED WITH ANYONE

EXAMPLE 2 To drink alcohol after trying

"Bill's off his rocker if he to stop.
thinks I'm afraid of him. I'll
fight him anytime." EXAMPLE 1

"Dan was definitely off the

wagon when I saw him. He
was carrying three bottles of
USED WITH ANYONE
wine!"

To become crazy. EXAMPLE 2

"I fell off the wagon last

EXAMPLE 1
night and had some beer."
"Terry went off the deep end.
She's screaming at the
bossl"

THE SLANOMAN OUT,DE TO DIRTY ENOLISH 177

 USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH ANYONE

Offensive. To pressure someone To stop drinking alcohol.

constantly.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

"You shouldn't tell off-color EXAMPLE 1 "Ben is back on the wagon

jokes. Someone may get "My dad is on my ass to get after the Dolice arrested him
angry." a job, but I just want to for driving his car while he
party !" was drunk."
EXAMPLE 2

"This magazine has many EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2

off-color articles. I don't like "Jessie won't finish the report "Kendra is on the wagon
iil" unless you stay on her ass." again. She hasn't had a beer
in three weeks."

t:,': :,' :' ",1;1,',' ::,,1:,;.,;.,, - 1',.1 : :: :

:;.iiiili;:ii::;i:":: :i

USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH ANYONE

USED WITH FRIENDS

Indicates frustration or To look for sex.
loss. Penis,
EXAMPLE 1

EXAMPLE 1 "Mary is on the make again EXAMPLE 1

"Oh, helM think I lost my
wedding ring."
EXAMPLE 2
"Oh, hell. Alice's mother just
after sleeping in the street all "I took my one-eyed monster
afternoon. " out of my pants, and Julia
started laughing,"
EXAMPLE 2
"Ilove to watch all the men EXAMPLE 2

died." on the make in the nightclub. "Karl's one-eyed monster is

They'll do anything to have seven inches long."
O Learn more... sexl "
. You may also hear "Aw,
O Learn more...
hell!" . You may also hear
t :, "one-eyed wonder."
.':'1:1::ll1i;1,!,1,,::i:..:.. .l , ', ,.. -:,.,-': ,

USED WITH ANYONE

To drink alcohol on a
USED WITH ANYONE
regular basis.
An older woman who never
EXAMPLE USED WITH FRIENDS
married. 1

"I think Dave is on the sauce To become aggressive.

EXAMPLE 1 again. When he called this
"Why would Henry date that morning, he sounded drunk." EXAMPLE 1

old maid? She must be 20 "We were losing the game

years older than him."
EXAMPLE 2
"Cassie would rather die an
old maid than marry a man
she doesn't love."
EXAMPLE 2
until we opened a can of
"Hey, you're not on the
whoop-ass and scored fifteen
sauce again, are you? You're pointsl"
going to get fired!"

138 THE SLANGMAN OUTDE TO DTRTY EN@LISH

 OUT THEP,E
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2
"Don't make me open a can "That guy is out of it. He's
USED WITH ANYONE
of whoop-ass. I'll beat you wearing a hat on his foot."
until you cryl" Crazy or strange.
A To be unable to focus on
the current situation. EXAMPLE 1

"My uncle thinks he's a

EXAMPLE 1 doctor and a nurse. He's
USED WITH ANYONE
"I'm sorry. Can you please really out there."
One's opposite gender. say that again? I'm out of it
today,"
EXAMPLE 1

"I'm heterosexual. I'm only EXAMPLE 2

interested in the opposite "The medicine my mother

SCX.,' takes makes her out of it.
She just watches T.V. for
EXAMPLE 2 hours. " IN OTHER WORDS...
"Lisa's only eight years old.
We have a few more years
before she starts noticino the
The technical word is
opposite sex."
USED WITH ANYONE "orgasmr" and many
people use that word
Crazy or strange. even in romantic or
sexual situations. Here
EXAMPLE 1 are some other options.
USED W]TH ANYONE t'My father is out of his mind!
Group sex. Whenever we go to a
restaurant for dinner, he
EXAMPLE 1 steals something,"
Climax (p. 33)

"I got invited to an orgy.

How many condoms should I EXAMPLE 2 ffi
bring?" "If Reggie thinks I want to La petite mort (p. 11s)
marry him, he's out of his
EXAMPLE 2 mind. I would never marry The big "O" 1p. 195;
"Orgies are fun. You can't tell him."
who you're touching or who
is touching youl" o Learn more...
. You may also hear "out of Bust a nut (p. 26)
one's headr" "out of one's Cream (p. 40)
gourd," and "out of one's
USED WITH ANYONE skull." Cream one's jeans
(p. 40)
o crazy or strange.
Cum 1p. +r;
EXAMPLE 1
Get off (p. 82)
"That woman is talking to a
sock! She's really out of it." Get one's rocks off
(p. 82)

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OUT TO LUNCH
EXAMPLE 2
:
"Van Gogh was a great artist, USED WITH FRIENDS
USED WITH ANYONE
but he was out there. I can't
imagine cutting off my own Very old. A condom.
ear! "
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

"I was a football player when "Rachel doesn't want to get

I was young, but now I'm pregnant. She won't let my
"t :' over the hill." penis outside of my pants
USED WITH ANYONE
without an overcoat."
Crazy or strange. EXAMPLE 2

SALLY: "Dad will be 70 years EXAMPLE 2

EXAMPLE 1 old tomorrow." "I wore my overcoat while

"Don't ask Mindy for help. we had sex so I wouldn't get
She's been out to lunch since BOB: "He's over the hill!" any diseases."
her husband left her,"

EXAMPLE 2

"I asked Kavi a question

during the meeting, but he
was out to lunch. I think he
was sleeping with his eyes
open ! "

lqo THE SLAN@MAN AUTDE TO DTRTY ENGLTSH

 PAIN TN THE ASS

IS FOR

USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS

: Angry. The testicles and penis.

EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1
"I'm P.O.'d that Stacy ruined "I'll bet that my package is
my sweater!" bigger than anyone else's in
this room."
EXAMPLE 2

"Dan got P.O.'d because I EXAMPLE 2

forgot to return his bicycle." "Ineed to find a man with a

package big enough to
O Learn more... satisfy me."
. This is a nicer way to say
"pissed off" (p. 146).

. Pronounced "P-O'd."
USED WITH FRIENDS

o An annoying person.

EXAMPLE 1

"Kevin is a pain in the ass.

He asks too many
q uestions ! "

THE SLANGMAN @UTDE TO DTRTY ENOLISH ILl1

PARTY HAT
EXAMPLE 2
"My mom is a pain in the ass.
She won't let me go to the
party because I didn't clean
my room."
a Annoyang.
EXAMPLE 1 pecker against my leg. I
"My pain-in-the-ass brother
hid my cell phone."
EXAMPLE 2
"Did your pain-in-the-ass
boss make you work late
again?"
USED WITH FRIENDS
A condom.
EXAMPLE 1
"Stacy and I are going to
have sex tonight, so I'm
bringing a party hat."
EXAMPLE 2
"Linda said we aren't going
to party if I don't wear my
party hat."
USED WITH ANYONE
To expel gas from the anus;
to flatulate.
EXAMPLE 1
"If you must pass gas, please
go outside so it won't smell
in here."
EXAMPLE 2
"Joan passes gas so much
that she had to buy six air
fresheners for her
apartment."
1112
o Learn more...
. This is a polite way to say
USED WITH FRIENDS
*fart" (p. 63). Penis.
EXAMPLE 1
"When I hugged Nathan after
the movie, I could feel his
USED WITH FRIENDS
A person who looks both guess he really liked the
male and female. moviel"
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 2
"My history teacher is a Pat. "Jake likes it when I play
He looks like a man and a with his pecker using my
woman." feet. "
EXAMPLE 2
"I don't know if that
is a
woman or a man! It's Pat."
USED WITH FRIENDS
o Learn more... A nasty or irritating person.
. "Pat" can be a woman's
EXAMPLE 1
name or a man's name.
"My dad is a real peckerhead.
. The T.V. show "Saturday He divorced my mom and
Night Live" featured a skit married his secretaryl "
called "It's Pat" where
people tried to determine EXAMPLE 2
the gender of the character "You're such a peckerhead!
" Pat. " You never buy me flowers."
o Learn more...
. Only men are called
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
"peckerheads. "
Sperm ejaculated onto a
person's neck (that looks
like a necklace of pearls).
USED WITH ANYONE
EXAMPLE 1
A man who has sex or anal
"I know I don't have a lot of sex with a boy.
money, but I can give you a
lot of pearl necklacesl" EXAMPLE 1
"Iheard Michael is a
EXAMPLE 2 pederast! Don't let him
"That's a nice ring, Jill. The babysit your children."
only thing my boyfriend will
give me on our anniversary
is a pearl necklace."
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EXAMPLE 2
"Billy is only six, and you
want to have sex with him?
You pederast! "
USED WITH ANYONE
An adult who is sexually
attracted to children.
EXAMPLE 1
"Most pedophiles get jobs
where they can be close to
ch ild ren. "
EXAMPLE 2
"Pedophiles like to touch little
boys and girls in a sexual
way."
USED WITH ANYONE
o urine.
EXAMPTE 1
"I smell pee. Did you let your
cat use my carpet as a
toilet?"
EXAMPLE 2
"There's pee in the kitchen.
Trevor was too drunk to find
the bathroom last night."
a To uranate.
EXAMPLE 1 such a pervert that all the
"My new dog pees
everywhere. Yesterday, he
peed on my dinner!"
EXAMPLE 2
"The doctor asked me to pee
in a cup and give it to the
nurse."
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PEE-PEE
EXAMPLE 2
"Angela went pee-pee in her
USED WITH ANYONE
diapers. Can you change
o Penis. them for me?"
EXAMPLE 1
o urine.
"Little Michael has the
smallest pee-pee I've ever EXAMPLE 1
seen." "Johnny's clothes smell like
pee-pee. "
EXAMPLE 2
"I took a picture of my EXAMPLE 2
boyfriend's pee-pee when he "Is that pee-pee or juice on
was sleeping." your clothes?"
o To urinate. o Learn more...
EXAMPLE 1
. This phrase is usually used
by children or adults
"We're about to get on the
talking to children.
airplane. Does anyone have
to go pee-pee first?"
DTALOOUE
Here is a short dialogue between two Americans.
SHELLEY
"My boss is a psycho. He Psycho (p. 1s4)
pissed off the president of Pissed off (p. r+o)
the company/ so now I Pain in the ass (p. 141)
have to work all weekend,
What a pain in the ass!"
KEN
"My boss is worse. He's Pervert @. t44)
Piece of shit @.144)
women in our depadment
quit. No one wants to work
for such a piece of shit."
SHELLEY
"Come on, let's go piss Piss away (p. 146)
away our salaries at the
bar."
1q7
PEEPING TOM
O Learn more...
USED WITH ANYONE
. You may also hear the
USED WITH ANYONE

A person who likes to shortened version "perv" Toflirt or try to attract

secretly watch other people. as in "That guy on the another person.
subway touched my butt.
EXAMPLE 1 What a perv!" EXAMPLE 1

"Barbara saw a peeping Tom "i picked up a girl yesterday

looking at her when she at the supermarket. We were
stepped out of the shower both buying beer, so we
naked. " started talking."
USED WITH FRIENDS

EXAMPLE 2 Penis. EXAMPLE 2

"The police found the "Keaver was so drunk, I

peeping Tom in a tree EXAMPLE 1 wasn't sure if he was trying
outside the women's "My peter is cold. I stood out to pick me up or get me to
college." in the rain too longl" drive him home."

EXAMPLE 2

"I told Gregor I never want

his peter in my mouth
USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH ANYONE
again."
Menstruation. To urinate.

EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

"I thought I was pregnant, USED WITH FRIENDS

"That little dog piddles
but I just got my period." everywhere in the house."
A person who enjoys
EXAMPLE 2 performing oral sex on a EXAMPLE 2

"I don't want to get married man. "Little Danny piddled again.
at the end of the month Get a towel to clean it."
because that's when I get my EXAMPLE 1

period. " "My boyfriend thinks I'm a

peter-eater machine. He
always wants me to suck his
USED WITH FRIENDS
penis."
o A nasty person.
USED WITH ANYONE
EXAMPLE 2

A person whose sexual "The best peter-eater is a EXAMPLE 1

behavior is considered gay man. He knows best how "Geof is a piece of shit. He'll
social ly unacceptable. to perform oral sex on a do anything to get what he
man." wants. "
EXAMPLE 1

"That pervert was under the EXAMPLE 2

stairs looking up my dress." "Tallia is mean to everyone.

She's a real piece of shit!"
EXAMPLE 2

"Only a perveft would sell

pictures of naked children."

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 PINCH A LOAF

o Worthless. o Learn more...

EXAMPLE 1
A homosexual man.
"This T.V. is a piece of shit. I
can't get it to work!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Felicia's car won't staft,
What a piece of shitl"
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
"Pimps" are usually men.
"Pimps" are famous for
EXAMPLE 1
their outrageous clothes.
"That pillow-biter wants to
have sex with Bill and Grant
at the same time." !
USED WITH FRIENDS
EXAI4PLE 2

"I tried being a pillow-biter To slap someone as if he or

once in college, but I didn't she is less important.
USED WITH ANYONE like it."
EXAMPLE 1

A fat or nasty person. "I'm going to pimp slap you

until you cry."
EXAMPLE 1

"That pig asked for my phone USED WITH ANYONE EXAMPLE 2

numberl I told him I don't "Come over here so I can
A person who finds
have a phone." pimp slap you."
customers for prostitutes; a
EXAMPLE 2
prostitute's manager. o Learn more...
"Why would a woman like .
EXAMPLE 1 Traditionally, a "bitch slap"
that be interested in a pig "If you want to hire a described the way a "pimp"
like him?"
prostitute, you need to talk (see previous entry) hit his
to a pimp first!" prostitutes.
o Learn more...
. You may also hear "fat pig" EXAMPLE 2
or t'porker." "A pink fur coat? You look
like a pimp in that outfit!"
USED WITH FRIENDS

To defecate.
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
EXAMPLE 1

A disaster. "Mark was so drunk last

night that he pinched a loaf
EXAMPLE 1
in his bed."
"There's no more beer or
food. This party is a pigfuckl" EXAMPLE 2

"I just pinched the biggest

EXAMPLE 2 loaf ever! It won't go down
"The meeting was a pigfuck. the toilet."
Everyone stafted yelling at
the same time."

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PINHEAD
:

::::'::::r:'::::,j]:jrir::r:: :'':j': ,: ' : "

USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH FRIENDS

A stupid person. To lose or ruin something. Terrible.

EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

"Sam sat on his guitar and "Dad says I'll piss away my "Ihad a few ideas for the
broke it. What a pinhead!" future if I don't go to new project, but they were
college." really piss-poor."
EXAMPLE 2

"You pinhead! I wanted EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2

coffee, not soda!" "Adam had $200,000 but he "The bridge broke because
pissed it away in Las Vegas the guy who built it did a
o Learn more... while gambling." piss-poor job."
. A "pinhead" has a head
and brains the size of a
pin.
USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH FRIENDS

An erect penis caused by A worthless person.

, ' ,':,:;;,.:::..,:',
the need to urinate.
USED WITH ANYONE EXAMPLE 1

A very small, weak person. EXAMPLE 1 "Tommy's a pissant. He'll

"I always get a piss hard-on never get a raise."
EXAMPLE 1
in the morning. It makes it
"You must be a pipsqueak if hard to urinate without EXAMPLE 2

you can't lift this box." hitting the wall!" "You pissant. You'll never
find a woman,"
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2

"Fred woke me up when his O Learn more...

"My younger brother is a
pipsqueak. He's only six piss hard-on poked me in the o Pronounced "piss-ant."
years old." back while we were
sleeping."

USED WITH FRIENDS

USED WITH FRIENDS

USED WITH FRIENDS
Angry.
To urinate.
"Absolutely not!" EXAMPLE 1

EXAMPLE 1 "Barbara broke my camera.

"I have to piss. Where's the EXAMPLE 1
I'm so pissed off at her!"
bathroom?" "The boss wants us to work
on the weekend. Piss on EXAMPLE 2

EXAMPLE 2 that! I won't do it." "Gary got really pissed off

"Don't piss on the flowers. when I ended our
You'll kill theml" EXAMPLE 2 relationship. "
"Piss on that! I'm not going
O Learn more... to buy you dinner if you
o You may also hear "go to won't have sex with me."
the pisser."

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 PISTOL
O Learn more...
. You may also hear the
shortened version "pissed"
as in "You lied to me? Yes,
I'm pissed!"

Most of the words for penis are based on its shape

- long
and thick. In fact, almost anything can look like a penis,
including a train, the Eiffel Tower, or a rocket. If the object
USED WITH FRIENDS
is moving back and forth or up and down, even better!
o A frustrating event.

EXAMPLE 1
Pee-pee (p. 143)
"The bus came two hours
late. What a pisser!" Tool 1p. zor;

EXAMPLE 2

"What a pisser! I have to

ffi
work late tonight." Battering ram (p. 12)

Bazooka (p. 12)

a The bathroom.
Blue-veined throbber (p. 1s)
EXAMPLE 1
Bone 1p. rs;
"Hold my coat, please. I'm
going to the pisser." Cucumber (p. 41)
Ramrod (p. 160)
Cyclops (p. 42)
EXAMPLE 2
Rod 1p. ro:y
"Ihave to go to the pisser Dick (p. +o)
Salami (p. 167)
before we leave." Dipstick (p.47)
Shlong G.177)
Dong 1p. szy
Staff 1p. rez;
Equipment (p.se)
Thing (p. 1eB)
USED WITH FRIENDS Hose 1p. to+y
Third leg (p. 1sB)
Penis. Johnson (p. 110)
Trouser snake (p.203)
Joystick (p. 110)
EXAMPLE 1 Unit (p. zoe)
"I want to have sex tonight, Junior (p. 111)
Wiener @.214)
so make sure your pistol is
Meat (p. 126)
ready ! " Willie 1p. zrsy
Mr. Happy (p. 130)
EXAMPLE 2
One-eyed monster (p. 138)
"Jerry's pistol is much
smaller than I thought it Pecker @. raz)
Cock 1p. s+;
would be." Peter 1p. r++;
Love muscle (p. rzr)
Pistol 1p. r+z;
Prick 1p. rs+;
Pole 1p. tso;

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PITCH A TENT
USED WITH FRIENDS
To have an erect penis.
EXAMPLE 1 face.
"I saw Sharon naked so I
was pitching a tent for the
rest of the day."
EXAMPLE 2
"I don't like to go to the
department store with Hank
because the cute women
cause him to pitch a tent in
his pants."
o Learn more...
. To have sex.
An erect penis in a man's
pants looks like a small
tent.
USED WITH FRIENDS
For homosexual men, the
man who penetrates the
other man with his penis.
EXAMPLE 1
"Iheard Perry is a pitcher.
He'll never let you penetrate
him."
EXAMPLE 2
BEN: "I like to pitch."
CURTIS: "Great, I like
pitchers!"
o Learn more...
. In baseball, the "pitcher"
throws balls towards the
"catcher" (p. 30),
tr{8
USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH ANYONE
A person with a lot of acne Non-sexual.
or acne scars on his or her
EXAMPLE 1
"My relationship with Dave's
EXAMPLE 1 sister is just platonic."
"Hey, pizza-facel Buy some
soap! " EXAMPLE 2
"Nate and I are no longer
EXAMPLE 2 dating. Our relationship is
"I have so much acne! I'm just platonic now."
going to be a pizza-face
soon."
USED WITH FRIENDS
.-:- .:
USED WITH ANYONE
EXAMPLE 1
"Amanda's breasts are so
To kiss someone.
big, it's fun to play
EXAMPLE 1 bouncy-bouncy with her."
"I haven'tseen you in
months! Come over here and EXAMPLE 2
plant one on me." "I walked into my mom's
bedroom and saw her playing
bouncy-bouncy with our
EXAMPLE 2
"When I saw Paul last night, neighbor. I'm going to tell
he planted one on me dad!"
without asking!"
USED WITH FRIENDS
USED WITH ANYONE
To pretend to be a doctor
Drunk. and a patient while
engaging in sexual
EXAMPLE 1 activities.
"I just got fired. I want to get
plastered tonight!" EXAMPLE 1
"Lucy and I were playing
EXAMPLE 2 doctor last night. She has a
"Should we go see a movie great body!"
or get plastered at Edith's
party?"
THE SLANoMAN OUTDE TO DIRTY ENOLTSH

EXAMPLE 2
')When I was eight years old,
my best friend wanted to
play doctor. I showed her my
penis and she screamed!"
USED WITH FRIENDS
To have sex.
EXAMPLE 1 tongue is huge!"
"Lisa comes to my house
every Monday night to play
'hide the sausage'with me."
EXAMPLE 2
"Jeff is crazy if he thinks I
am going to play'hide the
sausage'with him on the first
date. "
o Learn more...
. "Sausage" is a slang word
for "penis."
USED WITH FRIENDS
To perform oral sex on a
man.
EXAMPLE 1 but I hate cleaning the mess
"Melinda promised to play
the skin flute for me tonight.
It's been so long since I've
had oral sex!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Homosexual men are the
best at playing the skin flute,
since they know what feels
good. "
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P-M-S
:'.
USED WITH FRIENDS
:' .::'
USED WITH ANYONE
To kiss deeply using
tongues. To be homosexual.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1
"We played tonsil hockey for "I heard Gary won't date Ellie
a while, then had sex." because he plays for the
other team."
EXAMPLE 2
"I hate it when Carl tries to EXAMPLE 2
play tonsil hockey. His "I can't possibly be the man
that raped that woman,
officer. I play for the other
O Learn more... team!"
. "Tonsils" are located at the
back of the mouth, near
o Learn more...
the throat. When you "play . You may also hear "pitches
tonsil hockey," you are for the other team."
joking that your tongue is
so far in your partner's
mouth that you could play
with his or her tonsils like
USED WITH ANYONE
a hockey player plays with
a hockey puck, Pre-Menstrual Syndrome,
the time just before a
woman begins
menstruating.
USED WITH FRIENDS
EXAMPLE 1
To masturbate. "I've been feeling depressed
lately. I hope it's just P-M-S."
EXAMPLE 1
"I enjoy playing with myself, EXAMPLE 2
"Every time I get angry at
after. " work, my boss asks if it's
P-M-S. It's not fair!"
EXAMPLE 2
"I wonder if anyone knows I O Learn more...
am playing with myself in the . You may also hear
bathroom?" "P-M-S-ing" as in "I hate
being around my mother
O Learn more,..
when she's P-M-S-ing. She
. You may also hear "stroke yells at me for everything."
oneself" as in "I cannot
stop stroking myself. I do
it all day long because it
feels so good."
tqg
POCKET POOL
USED WITH FRIENDS
To masturbate using a
pocket in one's pants.
EXAMPLE 1 "Your girlfriend told me you
"The teacher found Gary
playing pocket pool in class."
EXAMPLE 2
"Rick always has his hands in
his pockets. I think he's
playing pocket pool."
USED WITH FRIENDS
o To have sex.
EXAMPLE 1 "All Jose ever does is talk
"Ipoked Nina in every sexual
position we knew."
EXAMPLE 2
"I hate Bill. He poked my
wife while I was on a
business trip last year."
o A session of sex.
EXAMPLE 1
"Anne had a terrible day at
work. She wants a good poke
tonight to make her happy."
EXAMPLE 2
"Mandy is coming over early
for a quick poke before we
go to dinner."
o Learn more...
. You may also hear "poke in
the hay."
15.U^
USED WITH FRIENDS
Penis.
EXAMPLE 1
have a small pole. Is it true?"
EXAMPLE 2
"Maggie was touching my
pole during the whole
movie."
USED WITH FRIENDS
To masturbate.
EXAMPLE 1
about women. He should just
go home and polish the
knob."
EXAMPLE 2
"If I have to spend another
Friday night polishing the
knob, I'm going to scream."
o Learn more...
. You may also hear "polish
the lance" as in "My date
cancelled tonight, so I
guess I will stay home and
polish the lance."
USED WITH ANYONE
Drunk.
EXAMPLE 1
"I got so polluted that I was
vomiting all night."
THE SLANOMAN OUTDE TO DIRTY ENOLTSH
EXAMPLE 2
"Frank was completely
polluted after drinking those
three bottles of wine,"
': : ,,:': ;!:::i!r.
USED WITH ANYONE
Excrement.
EXAMPLE 1
"Little Lisa has dog poo-poo
all over her face."
EXAMPLE 2
"The poo-poo smell is still in
the car. We should buy an air
freshener. "
o Learn more...
. Children use this phrase
more often than adults.
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Vagina; sex with a woman.
EXAMPLE 1
"Richard only calls me when
he wants some poonani."
EXAMPLE 2
"I'm going out for poonani,
and I'm not coming home
until I get some."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Vagina; sex with a woman.
EXAMPLE 1
"Vera won't return my calls
because she thinks I only
want her poontang."
 POOP
EXAMPLE 2

"The only thing most men

care about is poontang."

O Learn more.,.
o You may also hear the
shortened expressions
"poon" or "tang,"
USED WITH ANYONE
o To defecate.
EXAMPLE 1
The Academy Award-winning movie Pulp Fiction tells the
violent but funny stories of two mobsters, a boxer, and two
thieves. The movie jumps from story to story, and only at
the end do we see how all the characters fit together.
Directed by Quentin Tarantino, the movie stars Samuel L,
Jackson, Bruce Willis, John Travolta, and Uma Thurman.
JULES
"Eating a bitch out and giving a Eat someone out
bitch a foot massage ain't even (p.sB)

"Did you poop today, Sally?"

the same fucking thing." Bitch (p. 16)
Fucking @.77)
EXAMPLE 2

"Jonathan pooped in his

YOLANDA
pants! "
"Any of you fucking pricks Fucking G.77)
move/ and I'll execute every Prick (p. 154)
o Indicates frustration.
mothefucking last one of you." Motherfucking 1p. r:oy
EXAMPLE 1

"Oh, poopl I missed Tracy's

phone call." JIMMIE
"Dorks, They look like a couple Dork (p.s2)
EXAMPLE 2
of dorks."
"Poop! I should have studied
more for the test."
VINCENT
o Details. "Hey, look man, I didn't mean Son of a bitch (p. 184)
to shoot the son of a bitch!"
EXAMPLE 1

"Tell me the poop on what

happened last night."
EXAMPLE 2
,'What's the poop on the new
person in the sales
department?"
o Excrement.
JULES
"Well believe it now, Motherfucker (p. 130)
motherfucker! We gotta get this Shit (p. rz+)
car off the road. You know cops Fucking @.77)
tend to notice shit like you're
driving a car drenched in
fucking blood."

EXAMPLE 1
"Hank's dog left a pile of
poop on my lawn! Hank
should come over and pick it
up."
JULES
"Oh man, I will never forgive Ass (p. +)
your ass for this. This is some Fucked-up (p.77)
fucked-up, repugnant shit!" Shit 1p. tz+;

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POOP CHUTE
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2

"Stop playing with the cat's
poop, Willyl"
o Learn more...
. o Learn more...
This is a nicer way to say
"shit" (p. L7a).
. This word is often used
with children to describe
defecation.
"When I was in high school, I "I want to pose naked for a
popped more cherries than pornographic magazine, but
any of my friends." my husband will be angry if
he sees it."
. The blood that comes out
of a woman's vagina when
she has sex for the first USED WITH ANYONE
time is red like a cherry.
Sexual material (books,
movies, pictures, etc.).

|:;,,';;::,1,11,,',':,,,,,,',,''': EXAMPLE 1

USED WITH ANYONE "Your photographs aren't

USED WITH FRIENDS
pornography. The people are
Sexual material (books,
Anus. nude, but they're not very
movies, pictures, etc.).
sexual."
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 1
"Martha won't let me put "Did you bring me any porn? EXAMPLE 2

anything in her poop chute "You can't survive being a

I want to look at nude
during sex," women!" teenage boy without a lot of
pornography! "
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2
"Jamison stuck a cucumber "I don't like porn, I like
in his poop chute and having sex, but I don't want
couldn't get it out, What an to watch other people doing USED WITH FRIENDS
idiot!" it!"
Toilet or bathroom.
o Learn more...
EXAMPLE 1
. This is another way to say "Why can't I find the pot? I
USED WITH FRIENDS "pornography" (p. 152). have to urinate so bad it
To have sex with a woman . You may also hear "porno,"
hurts."
who is a virgin. which usually refers to
EXAMPLE 2
pornographic movies.
EXAMPLE 1 "The pot is really dirty. You
"Maya won't let me pop her should go somewhere else."
cherry, and we've been i'
dating for three years!" ;r',''llF
ttt: ;
o Learn more...
': ''
'
USED WITH ANYONE . "Pot" is also slang for
Sexually explicit. "marijuana."

EXAMPLE 1

"That painting is
pornographic. You can see
the woman's breasts!"

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 PRAY TO THE POR,CEIAIN 6OD

'..
USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH ANYONE

USED WITH ANYONE

Toilet or bathroom. The bathroom.
To vomit.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

"We should go home soon. "Why do women spend so EXAMPLE 1

Sally needs to use the potty." much time in the powder "You can't go into the
room?" bathroom yet. Ben is still
EXAMPLE 2 praying to the porcelain
"Mommy, the potty is too EXAMPLE 2 god."
high for me to sit onl Can "Sheena has been gone a
you help me?" long time. How much can she
do in the powder room?"
O Learn more...
. This is usually said when
speaking to children, or a
term that children use to
say "toilet."

USED WITH ANYONE

Ah, prostitution. One of the Prostitutes (male and
oldest professions in the female) have a lot of
To go to the bathroom in world. Americans go to names, too.
order to urinate or defecate. these places if they're
willing to pay for sex!
EXAMPLE 1

"Excuse me while I powder

my nose."

EXAMPLE 2 Bordello (p. 21) Gigolo (p. 84)

"Martha is in the bathroom
Brothel (p.23) Lady of the evening (p. 116)
powdering her nose. She'll be
out in a minute." House of ill repute (p. 1os) Streetwalker (p. 1Bs)

Red-light district (p. 161) Working girl 1p. zrol

O Learn more...
. Women sometimes say this ffi W
when they want to check
their makeup ("powder Cathouse (p. 30) Ass-peddler (p. 6)

their noses"). Chicken ranch (p. 31) Call boy (p. 2e)
Hook shop (p. 102) Call girl (p. 2s)
Massage parlor (p. 1zs) Ho 1p. ror;
Service station (p. 173) Hooker (p. 102)
Whorehouse @.2t4) Whore @.2t4)

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PRECUM
EXAMPLE 2
"The last time I drank vodka,
I was praying to the
porcelain god all night. I'll
never drink it again!"
o Learn more...
You may also hear "pray to
the porcelain goddess."
Most toilets are made of
porcelain, and when one
vomits in a toilet, one
kneels in front of it as if
the toilet were a god.
USED WITH FRIENDS
A small amount of fluid that
comes out of the penis
before orgasm.
EXAMPLE 1
"I removed my penis from
her vagina before orgasm, so
it must have been some
precum that got her
preg na nt. "
EXAMPLE 2
"My girlfriend stopped
peforming oral sex on me
when some precum got into
her mouth."
15q
USED WITH ANYONE
Ejaculation that happens
before sex or sexual contact
begins.
EXAMPLE 1 my neighbor would always
"T.J. suffers from premature
ejaculation, but he won't see
a doctor. His wife hasn't had
an orgasm in almost two
years! "
EXAMPLE 2
"Premature ejaculation is
embarrassing to men who
have it, and frustrating for
their sexual partners."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
o Penis.
EXAMPLE 1
"Amelia only dates men with
big pricks. She doesn't care
what the guys look like."
EXAMPLE 2
"Put your prick back in your
pants! We're not having sex
tonig ht. "
a A rude or nasty man.
EXAMPLE 1
"You prick! You ate the last
piece of pizzal"
EXAMPLE 2
"Johnson is a prick. He stole
my promotion!"
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USED WITH ANYONE
Genitals.
EXAMPLE 1
"When I was a young boy,
try to touch my private
parts. "
EXAMPLE 2
"You need a bathing suit to
cover all of your private
pa rts. "
o Learn more...
. You may also hear
"privates" as in "Donna
touched my privates during
the movie. She likes mel"
. Radio personality Howard
Stern called his
autobiography and movie
"Private Parts."
USED WITH ANYONE
o A crazy person.
EXAMPLE 1
"My old boyfriend is a
psycho. He follows me
everywhere I go and takes
pictures of me."
EXAMPLE 2
JAY: "You psycho! Stop
touching mel"
BILL: "Relax. I'm just trying
to get you upset."
JAY: "It worked."

I Crazy.
EXAMPLE 1
"I'm going to go psycho if my
mother tells me to get a job
one more time!"
EXAMPLE 2
"My psycho boss wants me to
work 1B hours a dav!"
O Learn more...
. Alfred Hitchcock's famous
1960 movie Psycho
(starring Anthony Perkins)
involves an insane killer
who thinks his dead
mother is still alive.
USED WITH FRIENDS
To vomit.
EXAMPLE 1
"There's a strange smell in
this place that makes me
want to puke."
EXAMPLE 2
"Whatever happens, please
don't puke on the stereo. It's
new and very expensive."
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O Learn more...
. In his 1998 movie lhe
Wedding Singer, Adam
Sandler's character Robbie
says "Oh, I don't think
anybody could puke more
than that kid. I think I saw
a boot come out of him."
USED WITH FRIENDS
To do something nasty or
annoying.
EXAMPLE 1
"Heather won't take us to the
airport after she promised
she would. She's always
pulling shit like this!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Don't pull that shit! You
promised to pay the bills,
and now you have to!"
o Learn more...
. "Kaylee has a nice tight
You may also hear "shit
someone pulls" as in "The
shit Amy pulls is amazing!
She should be in jail."
USED WITH FRIENDS
To masturbate.
EXAMPLE 1
"I just heard Bob punching
the clown in his office. I wish
he'd go to the bathroom to
do that!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Keith never gets tired of
punching the clown,
Masturbation is his life."
PUSSY
USED WITH FRIENDS
A stupid or irritating person.
EXAMPLE 1
"That punk-ass Jerry made
me wait two hours at the
mall!"
EXAMPLE 2
"You punk-ass! You shouldn't
read while you're driving!"
O Learn more...
. You may also hear
"punk-ass bitch" for
emphasis, as in "That
punk-ass bitch stole my
wallet!"
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
o Vagana; sex with a
woman.
EXAMPLE 1
pussy. i love having sex with
her. "
EXAMPLE 2
"I need to get some pussy
tonight. Do you have any
female friends who might be
interested?"
o A coward.
EXAMPLE 1
"Alex is always worried about
something. He's such a
pussy."
EXAMPLE 2
"Don't be a pussy! Meet me
in the cemetary at midnight!"
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PUSSY-WHIPPED
O Learn more...
. Some people use "pussy"
or "pussycat" to mean
"cat. "
. Only women can have
"pussies" (vaginas), but
only men can be'tpussies"
(cowards).
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Dominated or controlled by
a woman.
EXAMPLE 1
"Malcolm is so
pussy-whipped! He won't do
anything without asking his
wife if it's okay."
EXAMPLE 2
"Are you coming to the bar
with us, or are you too
pussy-whipped by your
girlfriend?"
156
USED WITH ANYONE
USED WITH ANYONE
"Stop talking."
To flirt or try to attract
EXAMPLE 1 another person.
"I was talking during the
movie and someone told me EXAMPLE 1
to put a sock in it." "I put my best moves on
Monique, but she wasn't
EXAMPLE 2 i nterested . "
"Put a sock in it, Reggie. I
don't want to hear about EXAMPLE 2
your political views." "My girlfriend's mother puts
the moves on me everv time
o Learn more... I see her."
. in this phrase, "it" is "one's
mouth."
USED WITH ANYONE
A stupid or irritating person.
USED WITH FRIENDS
EXAMPLE 1
To have sex.
"Leo forgot to wash his car
again. What a putzl"
EXAMPLE 1
"I heard that Donna puts out.
EXAMPLE 2
I'm going to ask her for a
"Marty is a total putz. He
date."
sneezed on my food!"
EXAMPLE 2
o Learn more...
"Ibought Amy dinner, a
movie, dessert, a massage, . This word is Yiddish for
and a Fuppy, but she still "penis. "
won't put out."
. Men are called "putzes"
more often than women.
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 IS FOR

USED WITH EXTREME CAUTTON USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION

The quick release of air A feminine homosexual

from the vagina, which man.
usually makes a noise.
EXAMPLE 1

EXAMPLE 1 "I didn't realize that Enriquez

"I heard Melissa queef while was such a queen. It took
we were having sex last him two hours to get dressed
night." for our datel"

EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2
"I queefed during yoga class "Not every gay man is a
this morning! I was so queen. The queens just
embarrassed. " attract more attention. "
o Learn more...
. "Queef" is sometimes
spelled "kweef."

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USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
o Homosexual.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE
"I'm queer, and proud of it!"
EXAMPLE 2
"That guy seems queer. Is he
gaY?"
o A homosexual.
EXAMPLE 1
-'That queer tried to kiss Ed
in the parking lot behind the
store. "
EXAMPLE 2
"I thought only a queer
would know so much about
musicals and opera music,
but lonathan isn't gay."
o Learn more...
o Although many people use
"queer" as an insult, many
homosexuals now use the
word with pride.
. Showtime's T.V. show
"Queer As Folk" follows the
lives of three different
homosexual men.
. "Queer" used to mean
"strange," but most peoPle
only use it to mean
"homosexual" now.
158
'
;''
USED WITH ANYONE
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
A brief session of sex.
Homosexual.
1
EXAMPLE 1 "Ihave ten minutes before I
"Cheryl wanted to date have to leave for work. Let's
Andrew, but he's queer as a have a quickie!"
three-dollar bill."
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2 "Delf and I work together, so
"My doctor is queer as a sometimes we meet in the
three-dollar bill. He's always supply closet for a quickie."
talking about his boyfriend."
o Learn more...
. You may also hear "gay as
a three-dollar bill."
. "Three-dollar bills" don't
exist, so it would be
strange ("queer") to find
one.
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 RACY

IS FOR

EXAMPLE 2

USED WITH FRIENDS

"I'm so lonelyl I'm going to
visit the rack salesman so I
Breasts. don't have to sleep alone."

EXAMPLE 1

"Those women have the

nicest racks I've ever seen."
USED WITH ANYONE

EXAMPLE 2
More sexual than is
"She has a big rack, but she appropriate for the
wants it to be bigger." situation.

EXAMPLE 1

"You look racy in that dress!

USED WITH FRIENDS
Let's go have sex!"

A person who finds EXAMPLE 2

customers for prostitutes; a "This movie is too racy for
pamp (p. 14s). me. I don't like to think
about sex very much."

EXAMPLE 1

"What price did the rack

salesman give you for two
hours?"

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RALPH

USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH FRIENDS

To vomit. Sex without a condom.

EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

"When that guy hit me in the "I won't have raw sex with
stomach, I ralphed all over anyone. It's too dangerous."
him."
EXAMPLE 2

EXAMPLE 2 "Jake caught three diseases

o Learn more...
"Dina ralphed on my favorite from having raw sex. Now he
shirt last night. I hate that . To "rat on someone" is "to uses condoms."
girl." report someone to the
authorities. "

USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION

USED WITH FRIENDS

During anal sex between
USED WITH FRIENDS
Penis. two men, the man
A nasty or cruel man. penetrating his partner also
EXAMPLE 1 masturbates his paftner
"I can't think when Faye EXAMPLE 1
with his hands.
touches my ramrod. It feels "That rat-bastard kicked my
so good!" dog!" EXAMPLE 1

"If we have anal sex later, I

EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2 demand a reach around! It's
"My ramrod and I haven't "My last boyfriend was a not fair otherwise."
had sex in two months." rat-bastard. He stole my
stereo while I was sleeping!" EXAMPLE 2
O Learn more... "Charles never gives me a
. You may also hear reach around during anal
"rammer." sex. He's so selfish!"
,'. ir:: iti':ll:r!;iir':r .r . ,'.
USED WITH ANYONE

Sexually nasty.
' . trll]:: :. ' :, ::: '
USED WITH ANYONE
USED WITH ANYONE EXAMPLE 1

"I'm not dating Ted anymore. Butt.

A very bad person.
He likes raunchy sex!"
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 1

"That rat has been selling

EXAMPLE 2 "He makes me so angry! I
"I like looking at naked want to kick him in the rear
drugs for years."
women/ but this magazine is end. "
EXAMPLE 2
too raunchy for me,"
"Only a rat would try to steal EXAMPLE 2

money from old people." "The doctor gave me an

injection in my rear end. It
really hurt!"

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USED WITH ANYONE
The area of town containing
prostitutes and places of
prostitution.
EXAMPLE 1 retch. I won't eat it."
"If you want to find a EXAMPLE
prostitute, we need to go to
the red-light district. "
EXAMPLE 2
"I met my new girlfriend in
the red-light district. I have
to pay her $100 an hour to
date her."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
A stupid or mentally
damaged person.
EXAI4PLE 1
"That retard is trying to climb
into the trash."
EXAMPLE 2
"Only a retard would play
golf in a storm. You could be
struck by lightning!"
O Learn more...
. It's considered very rude
to call a person with real
learning problems
"retarded." The most
common phrases used now
are "mentally-challenged"
and "learning-disabled."
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RIDDEN HAPD AND PUT AWAY WET
USED WITH ANYONE
USED WITH FRIENDS
To vomit.
To look tired and sick, like a
EXAMPLE 1 person who has had a
"Hospital food makes me difficult life.
1
EXAMPLE 2 "Those older women at the
"I'm going to retch if you try end of the bar look like
to kiss me again. I promise!" they've been ridden hard and
put away wet."
EXAMPLE 2
"Most men I know look like
they've been ridden hard and
put away wet. I can't meet
any attractive guys!"
Here is a short dialogue between two Americans.
KAREN
"Charles got ripped and had Ripped (p. 162)
sex with a girl from the Red-light district (p. 161)
red-light district. He didn't Rubber (p. 164)
even use a rubber!"
HANK
"Yeah, he should be more Run around 1p. resy
careful if he's going to run Rat-bastard 1p. rooy
around like that. That
rat-bastard has a wife and
kids !"
KAREN
"Men like him make me Retch (p, 161)
want to retch."
rc1
P,IDE BAPEBACK
EXAMPLE 2
o Learn more... ::
"All three of my sisters ride
USED WITH ANYONE
. You may also hear "ridden the red tide at the same time
hard and put away each month." Drunk.
sweaty."
EXAMPLE 1
. A horse that has been "I always get ripped on
ridden a long time (until Friday night. It's my reward
it's covered in sweat) must USED WITH FRIENDS
for surviving the week at
be brushed and walked Licking or sucking a work!"
afterwards. If the horse is person's anus for sexual
"put away wet" (or "put pleasure. EXAMPLE 2

away sweaty"), it can get "Are you ripped? You can

very sick and die, EXAMPLE 1 barely walk!"
"Carl was rimming me for an
hour last night. I wouldn't let o Learn more...
him stop because it felt so . "Ripped" can also mean
USED WITH FRIENDS
good." "muscular."

To have sex without a EXAMPLE 2

condom. "Rimming feels great, but
I :r.il* , , .'',: t ..t,
shower before you try itl"
EXAMPLE 1 USED WITH ANYONE

"If Dave keeps riding o Learn more... Very drunk.

bareback, he's going to get a . You may also hear "rim
sexual disease." I
job" or "ream job." EXAMPLE

"Gail got roaring drunk at the

EXAMPLE 2
Christmas party and I had to
"Only a fool would ride drive her home."
bareback with the threat of
so many sexual diseases EXAMPLE 2
around." USED WITH FRIENDS "The only time I go to the
To yell at someone. library is when I'm roaring
o Learn more... drunk."
. Most people who use the EXAMPLE 1

phrase "riding bareback" "The boss just ripped me a

are talking about riding a new asshole because I
horse without a saddle. missed the meeting."

EXAMPLE 2

"If you're not home by

USED WITH FRIENDS

midnight, your father will rip
you a new assholel"
To menstruate.
o Learn more...
EXAMPLE 1

"I stay away from my

. You may also hear "rip
someone a new one" to
girlfriend when she is riding
avoid using the word
the red tide."
"asshole."

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o Learn more...
. You may also hear
"rip-roaring drunk."

In Risky Business, a young Tom Cruise stars as a good boy

USED WITH ANYONE named Joel who wants to have some fun while his parents
are away.
Drunk.

EXAMPLE 1 MILES
"My mother got really rocked "My daddy used to spank my Bottom (p.21)
after my dad died. She bare bottom. Now he's gone.
wouldn't stop drinking Will you take his place?"
vodka."

EXAMPLE 2 JOEL
"I've never been so rocked in "College women can smell Shit (p. rz+)
my entire life. My head will ignorance... like dog shit."
hurt tomorrow!"

MILES
"I don't believe this! I've got a Pimp (p. 14s)
trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm
USED WITH FRIENDS
being chased by Guido the killer
Penis. pimp."

EXAMPLE 1

"My rod is so big, most girls JOEL

are afraid to have sex with "Porsche. There is no
me," su bstitute. "

EXAMPLE 2
MILES
"I have to stop masturbating. "Fuck you." "Fuck you" 1p. z6;

My rod is starting to get

sore, "
O Learn more...
. You may also hear "rod of
love" as in "Come back
home with me and I'll let
you touch my rod of love!"
MILES
"Sometimes you gotta say "What the fuck?"
"What the fuck," make your (p. 213)
move. Joel, every now and
then, saying "What the fuck"
brings freedom."

JOEL
"If there were any logic to our Four-letter word
language, 'trust'would be a (p. 70)
four-letter word."

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ROII IN THE HAY
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USED WITH ANYONE
. In this phrase, "fuzzy dice"
USED WITH ANYONE

A session of sex. refers to "testicles," which Butt.

are usually covered in
EXAMPLE 1 pubic hair. EXAMPLE 1

"I had a little roll in the hay "Look at the rump on that
with two women from my girl! That's the biggest rump
office. I hope my boss I've ever seen."
doesn't find out!"
USED WITH FRIENDS
EXAMPLE 2

EXAMPLE 2 To masturbate. "My rump is too big for those

"We've been friends for a small seats on airplanes."
long time. A roll in the hay EXAMPLE 1

won't change that." "When I was seven years old,

I learned how to rub the rod.
O Learn more... Since then, masturbating is
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
. Books and movies often my favorite thing to do."
A homosexual man.
show people having sex on
EXAMPLE 2
a pile of hay, usually in a
"Since my girlfriend never EXAMPLE 1
barn or a stable.
wants to have sex, I'm "That rump ranger tried to
always rubbing the rod." get my brother to go on a
date with him, but my
brother isn't gay."
USED WITH FRIENDS
EXAMPLE 2
To masturbate. USED WITH FRIENDS
"Luke and Ryan are dating? I
EXAMPLE 1
A condom. didn't know they were rump
"After a hard day at work, I rangers. "
EXAMPLE 1
like to relax and roll the O Learn more...
"Did you bring any rubbers?
fuzzy dice at home."
We can't have sex without . To homosexual men, a
them." "rump ranger" is a
homosexual man who
EXAMPLE 2
enjoys anal sex, not just
"I don't like rubbers. They any homosexual man.
make it difficult for me to
have an orgasm."

EXAMPLE 2

"All men masturbate! I roll

the fuzzy dice at least once a
dayl"

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 RUNT

USED WITH ANYONE

To have sex with many A very small and weak

different people. person.

EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

"Marilyn ran around with "Keith is the runt of the

every guy on the basketball family. Everyone else is over
tearn. " six feet tall."

EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2

"That guy is always running "Adam wants to fight me?

around with sorne woman He's a runtl I'll beat him
from his office." easily,"

O Learn mor€...
. When animals have many
babies at once, the
smallest one is called the
"runt" and often dies.

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S. AND M.

IS FOR

. .:"'..- '
..: . ':.'
USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS

Sadism (pleasure from o The skin around the

giving pain to others) and testicles.
masochism (pleasure from
receiving pain). EXAMPLE 1

"The doctor was squeezing

EXAMPLE 1 my sack during the
"I love S. and M., but I'm examination. Is that
worried that other people will normal?"
discover my secret,"
EXAMPLE 2

EXAMPLE 2 "I had hair on my sack when

"Be careful with S. and M.! I was 12 years old."
My last girlfriend was too
rough with me and I had to e Courage or strength.
go to the hospital."
EXAMPLE 1

"Will you grow some sack?

Don't be afraid of those little
spiders!"

EXAMPLE 2

"Larry will never try to

challenge me because he
doesn't have the sack."

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USED WITH ANYONE
A person who gets pleasure
from giving pain to others.
EXAMPLE 1
"I'm definitely a sadist. I get
excited whenever my lovers
scream in pain."
EXAMPLE 2
"I think my new boyfriend
a sadist. He slapped me last
night and seemed to enjoy
it, "
USED WITH ANYONE
A person who gets pleasure
from both receiving and
giving pain.
EXAMPLE 1 "The boy ran when the police
"My wife is a sadomasochist.
As long as there is blood, she
has an orgasm."
EXAMPLE 2
"I'm a sadomasochist.
Anything you want to do is
fine with me!"
o Learn more...
. This is a combination of
the words "sadist" (p. 167)
and "masochist" (p. I2a).
USED W]TH FRIENDS
Penis.
EXAMPLE 1
"My salami doesn't look
good. I wonder if I have a
sexual disease!"
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SCARED SHITLESS
EXAMPLE 2
"Kelly will lick any guy's
USED WITH ANYONE
salami. You just have to
ask. " To flirt or try to attract
another person.
o Learn more...
. You may also hear
EXAMPLE 1
"sausage, "
"Claud has been scamming
all the girls in the club, but
no one seems interested."
EXAMPLE 2
is USED WITH ANYONE "That cute guy at the other
end of the bar is scamming
To fulfill one's sexual needs.
you. You should go over
there and talk to him."
EXAMPLE 1
"Curtis is a great guy, but he
just doesn't satisfy me in the
bedroom. "
EXAMPLE 2
USED WITH FRIENDS
"I am having my penis
surgically enlarged so I can To scare someone a lot.
finally satisfy the women I
EXAMPLE 1
have sex with."
o Learn more... arrived. They scared the shit
out of him!"
. "Satisfy" also means'tto
fulfill one's (non-sexual) EXAMPLE 2
needs" as in "I'm satisfied "That loud noise scared the
with my new job. It makes shit out of me!"
me happy."
USED WITH FRIENDS
USED WITH ANYONE
Very scared.
Drunk.
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 1
"I was scared shitless by that
"That girl is so sauced! I horror movie."
think she would have sex
with any guy right now." EXAMPLE 2
"Tony dressed as a ghost,
EXAMPLE 2 jumped out, and yelled at
"I won't be able to drive me. I was scared shitless!"
home if I get too sauced."
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A person who is easily
scared.
o Learn more...
EXAMPLE 1
"Beth is a scaredy-cat, She
screamed during the whole
movie!"
EXAMPLE 2
"I won't go into that dark
room. I'm a scaredy-cat!"
A crazy person.
o Learn more...
o Learn more...
. .
Cats are surprised and
scared by almost anything.
. Children use this phrase
more often than adults.
USED WITH ANYONE
To have sex.
A person who forgets a lot.
EXAMPLE 1
"I'm a scatterbrain today. I
forgot to put on underwear!"
B8
EXAMPLE 2
"Brian drove to the mall
instead of the movie theater.
What a scatterbrain!"
. A person can also be
"scatterbrained" as in "I'm
scatterbrained today. I
forgot to put on a shirt!"
USED WITH FRIENDS
EXAMPLE 1
"My boss is a schizo. He
wants me to work 20 hours
every day."
EXAMPLE 2
"You schizo! I told you to
meet me here at 3:00pm,
not 4:00pm!"
. "Schizo" comes from
"schizofrenia," a type of
insanity.
You may also hear
"schizoid" as in "That
schizoid stole my shopping
ca rt. "
USED WITH FRIENDS
EXAMPLE 1
"You're an ugly, short, smelly
little man, and you have no
chance of scoring with me!"
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EXAMPLE 2
"I scored with Danielle last
night. She's great in bed."
o Learn more...
. "Score" also means "to
obtain" as in "Eddie scored
some drugs at last night's
party. He's so lucky!"
. In sports, you need to
"score" points in order to
win. The word "score"
often means "to succeed."
USED WITH FRIENDS
A person who screams
during sex or orgasm.
EXAMPLE 1
"I really enjoy having sex
with Fannie because she's a
screamer. I love it when she
yells my name!"
EXAMPLE 2
"The girl I had sex with last
night was such a screamer
that my neighbors called the
police."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
A very feminine homosexual
man.
EXAMPLE 1
"Jacob's a screaming fairy.
He is the most gay person I
have ever met."
EXAMPLE 2
"That screaming fairy is an
excellent cook."
 SCREW AROUND

USED WITH FRIENDS

O To have sex.

EXAMPLE 1

"Kenny and I finally screwed

last night. He was really
good ! "
EXAMPLE 2
"My wife likes me to screw
her while she watches Mel
Gibson movies. Mel really is
sexy."
a To cheat or lie to
someone.
EXAMPLE 1
"I got screwed by my boss.
He promised me a raise and
then fired me!"
Is there anything that people like to talk about more than
sex? Well, we can't think of anything. If you want to be
romantic, use "make love" or "have sex." If you want to be
cute, use "roll in the hay" or "make whoopee."
Grind (p. BB)
Go all the way (p.Bs) Jump someone's bones
(p, 110)
Hop in the sack (p. 103)
Lay pipe (p. 116)
Hump (p. 1os)
Make the beast with two
Make love (p. 123)
backs (p. 123)
Make whoopee (p. 123)
Play bouncy-bouncy (p. 1a8)
Roll in the hay (p. 164)
Play "Hide the sausage"
Sleep together (p. 1Bo) (p. 1as)

EXAMPLE 2
Sow one's oats 1p. rs+; Score (p. 168)
"Brad owes me money but he
Screw (p. 169)
moved out of the country. He ffi
totally screwed me!" Screw someone's brains out
Boink (p. 1e)
(p. 170)
O Learn more... Bone 1p, rs;
Shag 1p. rz+;
. "Screw" can be used in Bump and grind @.24)
Shtup (p. 178)
most of the same ways as
Bump uglies (p. 2s)
the more offensive word
"fuck" (p.72). Dick (p. +o)
Do it 1p. +a;
Ball 1p. sy
Do the deed 1p. +ay
Bang 1p. tr;
USED WITH ANYONE
Do the do (p. +e)
Fuck 1p. zz;
o To spend time without Do the nasty (p.48)
Fuck someone's brains out
doing much. Do the wild thing (p. 4e) (p. 74)

EXAMPLE 1
"I don't feel like seeing
movie. I'm going to stay
home and screw around the
house for a while."
Get into someone's pants Get a piece of ass (p. 81)
a
(p.82)
Get some ass (p. 83)
Get it on (p. 82)
Nail (p. r:z)
Get laid (p. 82)
Tap that ass (p. 1s5)
Get some (p. 83)
Throw one in her 1p. rss;

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 EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2
o Learn more... "I
"We screwed around the mall need to study or I'll screw
for a few hours and then . You may also hear "screw the pooch on tomorrow's
came home." over somgone" as in "My test."
boss likes to screw over his
a To have sexual contact. employees. He promises o Learn more...
them vacations, then . "Pooch" is another word for
EXAMPLE 1 makes them work "dog," so to "screw the
"Gwen and I were screwing weekends instead." pooch" is to "have sex with
around all night, but we a dog"!
never had sex."

EXAMPLE 2

"I won't screw around with a : :::: ,,:,:;,::,:.,:

USED WITH FRIENDS
guy I'm not dating." USED WITH ANYONE

To have a lot of sex. A stupid or unpopular

person.
EXAMPLE 1

"I'd love to screw Paul's EXAMPLE 1

USED WITH FRIENDS
brains out. He's so sexy!" "That screw-up burned the
Phrase indicating anger or contracts in the fireplace
dislike. EXAMPLE 2
when he was cleaning."
"Michelle and I screwed each
EXAMPLE 1 other's brains out last night. EXAMPLE 2
"Screw offl I don't need your We just couldn't get enough "I am such a screw-up! I
help!" SEX.,, can't do anything right."
EXAMPLE 2

"You want to borrow my car?

Screw offl You got in an
USED WITH FRIENDS
accident last time you USED WITH ANYONE

borrowed it." To fail badly. To harm someone

emotionally.
EXAMPLE 1

"Burt got lost and didn't EXAMPLE 1

deliver the package. He "The Hendersons really
USED WITH FRIENDS
really screwed the pooch!" screwed up their sons. Both
To cheat or betray boys are in their thirties and
someone. they still live at home!"
EXAMPLE 1

a
EXAMPLE 2
"My lawyer screwed me over. "I'm afraid I screwed up my
I paid him a lot of money, daughter by yelling at her
and I still went to jail!" too much. Now, she only
dates men who are mean to
EXAMPLE 2
her. "
"I screwed my business
paftner over. When he
wasn't looking, I stole money
from the cash box."

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O Learn more...
. You may also hear "screw
someone up" as in "That
horror movie really
screwed me up. I had
nightmares for weeks!"
USED WITH ANYONE
o To ruin something.
EXAN4PLE 1
"I screwed up the pie I was
baking, It tastes terrible!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Jeff screwed up his knee in
a skiing accident. He needs
an operation or he'll be
walking with a cane the rest
of his life."
? To make a mistake.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 2
"If you screw up again,
you're fired !"
EXAMPLE 2
"I screwed up and bought my
wife the wrong earrings,
She's going to be very
disappointed. "
O Learn more...
. You may also hear "screw
something up" as in "Stop
pulling my arm! You're
going to screw my wrist
up,"
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SCREWED TN THE HEAD
'":i:ll; !:
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::
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USED WITH ANYONE
. You may also hear "screw
To tease or annoy someone. herr" "screw himr" "screw
them," etc.
EXAMPLE 1
"Don't screw with me. I know . You may also hear "screw
ka rate ! " you and the horse you
rode in on" for emphasis.
EXAMPLE 2
"I was just screwing with
Wally about his car, but he
got angry." USED WITH FRIENDS
In trouble.
EXAMPLE 1
"I borrowed my mother's
USED WITH ANYONE
diamond earrings and lost
To play with something, them at the party. I'm
usually in order to fix it. screwed !"
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 2
"Stop screwing with my "You forgot to study for
television. You're just going today's test? You're screwed!
to make it worse!" I heard it's really hard,"
"The microwave stopped
working? I'll screw with it USED WITH FRIENDS
after work and try to fix it."
Crazy or strange.
EXAMPLE 1
"That man just jumped onto
USED WITH FRIENDS
the subway tracks. He must
Phrase indicating anger or be screwed in the head!"
dislike.
EXAMPLE 2
"You're screwed in the head
EXAMPLE 1
"You don't like my haircut? if you think I would kiss
Screw you!" Darrell. He's so uglyl"
EXAMPLE 2
"Screw you, Donald. I hope I
never see you againl"
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USED WITH ANYONE
You may also hear
Crazy or strange. A person who hates "scummy" as in "That was
spending money. a scummy thing to do. You
EXAMPLE 1 really hurt Naoko."
"Joe smoked marijuana so EXAMPLE 1

much when he was young, "My husband didn't buy me a You may also hear
that he's really screwed up Christmas present. What a "scumbag" or "scum of the
now." scrooge!" earth. "

EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2

"That guy is really screwed "I don't want to be a

up. He tried to eat my scrooge/ but I don't have USED WITH ANYONE
lunch !" enough money to buy lunch
for you." Butt.

o Learn more... EXAMPLE 1

"I need big jeans because I

. In Charles Dicken's book A
Christmas Carol,
Ebeneezer Scrooge is a
mean person who hates
spending money/ even at
Christmas.
. This expression is used
more often around
Christmas (December
2sth).
have a big seat."
EXAMPLE 2
"His seat is so big he looks
like two people from far
away."
USED WITH FRIENDS

O Learn more...
. You may also hear
"screwy" or "screwball" as
in "My sister is screwy. She
sleeps 18 hours a day. Her
husband is a screwball,
too. He sleeps 19 hours a
daY."
Touching a girl's or
woman's breast.
EXAMPLE 1
USED WITH ANYONE
"Tonight I'm going to second
A worthless or nasty
base with Katie. I can't wait
person.
to touch her breasts!"
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 2
"I feel like scum! Iborrowed "I went to second base with
my sister's sneakers and
my girlfriend's mother. I
ruined them."
hope my girlfriend doesn't
find out!"
EXAMPLE 2

"You're scum! You've been

lying to me for years."

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 SEX SYMBOL
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2
"That girl has more sex "Margie's sex drive is
appeal than any other girl I missing! She never wants to
USED WITH ANYONE
have ever seen." have sex."
To urinate or defecate.

EXAMPLE 1

"Billy will be back in a

minute. He had to see a man
about a horse."
EXAMPLE 2
"Excuse me, please. I have
to see a man about a horse."
USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH ANYONE
The desire to have sex. A person who represents
the ideal of sex and
EXAN4PLE 1 sexuality.
"My husband has an
overactive sex drive. He EXAMPLE 1

wants to have sex all the "Brad Pitt is one of the

o Learn more... time." biggest sex symbols in the
. This is an old phrase still world."
used today, often as a
joke.

USED WITH FRIENDS

A place of prostitution.

EXAMPLE 1
Here is a short dialogue between two Americans.
"The only way Franklin can
get sex is from a service EDDIE
station. " "I scored with Cindy last Score (p. 168)
night. She's has been in a Skin flick (p. 1Bo)
EXAMPLE 2 few skin flicks, so she's a Sleaze (p. 1so)
"My new girlfriend used to sleaze. But the girl Swallow (p. 1e2)
work at a service station. swallows, and that's all I
She knows a lot about sex!" care about!"
LEO
"You lucky son of a bitch! I Son of a bitch (p. 1s4)
asked Cindy to go skinny- Skinny-dip (p. 1Bo)
USED WITH ANYONE dipping with me once, but
Sexual attractiveness. she said no."
EDDIE
EXAMPLE 1
"Maybe your shlong wasn't Shlong @. t77)
"Ineed to buy some clothes big enough for her."
that give me more sex
appeal. I want to have sex, LEO
but guys don't even notice "Smart ass." Smart ass (p. 182)
me now."

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SHACK UP WITH SOMEONE
EXAMPLE 2

"Marilyn Monroe is an
. Mike Myers'character
Austin Powers uses "shag" USED WITH FRIENDS
amazing sex symbol. A lot of
all the time. In the 1997 o One's belongings.
people try to dress and act
movie Austin Powers:
like she did."
International Man of EXAMPLE 1

Mystery, he says "Shall we "Pack your shit and get out

shag now, or shall we shag of my apartment. Now!"
later?" The second Austin
Powers movie is even EXAMPLE 2
USED WITH ANYONE called The Spy Who "Is that your shit? You have
To live (and have sex) with Shagged Me. some cool things!"
someone.
o Nothing.
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 1
"Darla and I decided to shack
"Jeb used to be rich, but now
up. She's moving into my USED WITH FRIENDS
he has shit."
apartment next week."
To masturbate.
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2

"I would rather shack up with
an elephant than live with
you."
EXAMPLE 1 "I worked here for two years
MELANIE : "Where's Greg?" and I have shit to show for
all my hard work."
FRANK: "He's in the
bathroom shaking hands with g A nasty person.
the governor again."
EXAMPLE 1

USED WITH FRIENDS EXAMPLE 2 "You shit! You hurt me!"

To have sex.
"I like to shake
hands with
the governor before every EXAMPLE 2

basketball game. It keeps me "Ronnie is mean to women.

EXAMPLE 1
relaxed." He's a real shit."
"I usually don't like British
people, but I love to shag () Excrement.
British women."
'!
EXAMPLE I
EXAMPLE 2 USED WITH ANYONE "There's dog shit all over my
"That crazy European girl
Drunk. lawn. The neighbor should
was asking me to shag her keep his dog on a leash!"
all night long."
EXAMPLE 1

EXAMPLE 2
o Learn more... "Mom's been drinking wine
since noon. She's shatteredl" "Don't walk on the carpet if
. We took this phrase from you have shit on your
the British, EXAMPLE 2 shoes."
"No one should fly a plane if I To defecate.
they're shattered."
EXAMPLE 1

"If I don't shit soon, I'm

going to explode."

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EXAMPLE 2
"Remember to shit before we
leave, You won't get another
chance until we get to
Kansas. "
@ Any unidentified
substance.
EXAMPLE 1 USED WITH FRIENDS
"What is that shit on your
clothes? Did you spill
something?"
EXAMPLE 2
"There's some kind of shit all
over the stereo,"
USED WITH FRIENDS
To become very scared.
EXAMPLE 1
"When I heard Dave
screaming, I almost shit
brick !"
EXAMPLE 2
"You look like you're going to
shit a brick. Why are you so
scared?"
USED WITH FRIENDS
A smile used by someone
who feels that he or she is
better than other people.
EXAMPLE 1
"Lose that shit-eating grin,
Sara, You won the contest,
but you shouldn't make us
feel bad about it!"
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SHIT ON SOMEONE
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2
"Hans always wears a AL: "You lost your job? That's
shit-eating grin when he's terrible !"
dating a beautiful woman."
TOM: "Yeah, shit happens."
USED WITH FRIENDS
Drunk.
A mental list of people one
EXAMPLE 1 is angry at.
"I got shit-faced last night
and had sex with Jacob!" EXAMPLE 1
"Carol is on my shit list
EXAMPLE 2 because she won't pay me
"You can't drive, Ted. You're the money she owes me."
totally shit-faced l"
EXAMPLE 2
"If you forget my birthday,
you'll be on my shit list!"
USED WITH FRIENDS
A stupid person.
USED WITH FRIENDS
EXAMPLE 1
a
"That shit-for-brains is trying To abuse someone.
to sell hot chocolate in the
summer!" EXAMPLE 1
"The boss always shits on his
EXAMPLE 2 employees. He makes them
"Hey, shit-for-brains! You work hard for very little
can't park on the bridge!" money."
EXAMPLE 2
"I'm tired of getting shit on
by my girlfriend. She's
USED WITH FRIENDS
always yelling at me for no
"Bad things happen, but reason, "
there's nothing we can do
about it."
EXAMPLE 1
"My cat got out of the house
two weeks ago and hasn't
come back. Shit happens, I
guess."
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SHIT OP, EET OFF THE POT
USED WITH FRIENDS
To make a decision.
EXAMPLE 1
"I can't decide if i should
date Thad. I need to shit or
get off the pot!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Martin can't decide which
college to attend. He should
shit or get off the pot."
o Learn more...
. In this phrase, "shit"
means "to defecate" and
"pot" means "toiletr" so
this phrase means
"defecate or get off the
toilet, "
USED WITH FRIENDS
To be unlucky; to have a
problem.
EXAMPLE 1
"We're shit out of luck. They
just sold the last ticket for
the show!"
EXAMPLE 2
"We'll be shit out of luck if I
can't find my car keys!"
o Learn more...
. You may also hear
*S-O-L," which can be used
with anyone.
fle
USED WITH FRIENDS
To lie to someone; to tease.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1
"Are you shitting me? You
got us seats in the front row?
That's great!"
EXAMPLE 2
WADE: "I'm going to
Harvard !"
SUKI: "You're shitting me!"
USED WITH FRIENDS
A bad, almost broken car.
EXAMPLE 1
"Val's shitbox will never get
us safely to Las Vegas. We
should ride the bus."
EXAMPLE 2
"My last car was a shitbox. It
only lasted two months
before i had to buy a new
one."
USED WITH FRIENDS
A rude, mean, or irritating
person.
EXAMPLE 1
"That man took our parking
space! What a shitheadl"
EXAMPLE 2
"Mack is a shithead for
stealing my girlfriend."
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USED WITH FRIENDS
Toilet or bathroom.
"Who built this shithouse so
far away from everything
else?"
EXAMPLE 2
"No matter where you are,
all shithouses smell the
same."
o Learn more...
. You may also hear
"outhouse," which can be
used with anyone.
USED WITH FRIENDS
A lot.
EXAMPLE 1
"Eve bought a shitload of
groceries. We have enough
to eat for a month!"
EXAMPLE 2
"I have a shitload of work to
do before I can go home
tonight. "
USED WITH FRIENDS
Toilet or bathroom.
EXAMPLE
1
"John is still in the shitter. I
hope he's okay, He's been in
there for an hour."
EXAMPLE 2
"You really need to clean the
shitter. It's a mess in there."
 SHOOT THE SHIT
O Learn more...
USED WITH FRIENDS
. This word is Yiddish for
USED WITH ANYONE

Terrible. "penis." To speak rudely.

EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

"I feel shitty today. I think "I shot my mouth off last
I'm getting sick." night and yelled at my boss!"
USED WITH ANYONE

EXAMPLE 2 A stupid or irritating person. EXAMPLE 2

"Punching Gillian was a shitty *Edith shoots her mouth off
thing to do." EXAMPLE 1 at her mother too much."
"You shmuck! You left your
o Learn more... shoes at the barl"
. You may also hear
EXAMPLE 2
"shittiest" as in "Lance is USED WITH FRIENDS
"Hank wants to have sex
driving the shittiest car I've
with me. What a shmuck! i'd To ejaculate.
ever seen. It's so ugly!"
never date him!"
EXAMPLE 1

O Learn more... "Todd got so excited when he

This word is Yiddish for
USED WITH FRIENDS
"penis, "
Penis.
Men are called "shmucks"
kissed Liselle that he shot his
wad in his pants!"
EXAMPLE 2

EXAMPLE 1
more often than women. "I was supposed to have sex
"Dave didn't know it, but his with Alyssa last night, but I
schlong was sticking out of shot my wad too early."
his pants."
USED WITH ANYONE
EXAMPLE 2

"I have the longest schlong Indicates surprise or USED WITH FRIENDS
in my gym class." frustration.
To talk.
EXAMPLE 1

"Shoot! I forgot to walk the EXAMPLE 1

dogl" "I'm late because Trudy and

I were shooting the shit."
EXAMPLE 2

"Shoot! I can't go to the EXAMPLE 2

pafty because I have to work "Do you want to get coffee

late. " with me later? I'd love to
shoot the shit with you for a
O Learn more... while."
r This is a nicer way to say
o Learn more...
"shit" (p. 174).
. You may also hear the
more polite version "shoot
the breeze."

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SHOUT AT ONE'S SHOES
USED WITH FRIENDS
To vomit.
EXAMPLE 1
"Adam had some bad sushi.
He has been shouting at his
shoes all afternoon."
%
fr
EXAMPLE 2
"Drinking whiskey always
makes me shout at my shoes
later. I'll never drink it
again !"
,iti., r
,
USED WITH ANYONE
A very small person.
EXAMPLE 1
"You're a shrimp! You can
fight me, but I'll beat you
easily."
EXAMPLE 2
"Gina is dating a shrimp! Ted
is only five feet tall!"
178
EXAMPLE 2
"Susan's math teacher is a
USED WITH FRIENDS
sicko. He's always rubbing
To have sex. his arm against her breasts."
EXAMPLE 1 O Learn more...
"Larry tried to shtup me last . You may also hear "sickie"
night. I had to hit him in the
as in "That old man is a
head so he would stop."
real sickie. He touched my
breasts on the train."
EXAMPLE 2
"Jill and I were dating for six
months before we shtupped.
Kids today can't wait for
more than two dates." USED WITH FRIENDS
o Learn more... Flatulence that you do not
hear, but smells very bad.
. This is a Yiddish word.
EXAMPLE 1
"The silent but deadly ones
smell the worst, and you can
' : '.':: i: ;:f1::-'::;:ll:::
' :::::
USED WITH ANYONE
never hear them coming."
Indicates disappointment. EXAMPLE 2
"Get ready! A silent but
EXAMPLE 1
deadly one is coming at you.
"Shucks! I lost the contest." You should smell it soon."
EXAMPLE 2 O Learn more...
"I don't have enough money . You may also hear
to go to the restaurant *S-B-D," although it's not
tonight. Shucks,"
very common.
o Learn more...
. This is a nicer way to say
"shit" (p. 174).
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
o A coward.
.
EXAMPLE 1
USED WITH ANYONE
"Willy cried at school today.
A person who likes or does What a sissyl"
strange sexual things.
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 1 "I don't want to be a sissy,
"My old girlfriend is a sicko. but I'm afraid of the dark!"
She always wanted me to
urinate on her."
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o A homosexual man.
EXAMPLE 1
"You like the color pink? You
must be a sissy!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Tom's a sissy. He likes other
boys. "
O Learn more...
. Men are called "sissies"
more often than women.
. The second definition is
always used as an insult,
and makes this word very
dangerous to use.
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Oral sex performed on one
person now, and the other
person later. ("Perform oral
sex on me now, and I'll owe
you one.")
EXAMPLE 1
"Hey, lover, why don't we do
a 68? You give me oral sex
now, and I'll give you oral
sex tomorrow."
EXAMPLE 2
"My boyfriend never wants to
perform oral sex on me when
I do it to him. I hate 68s."
o Learn more...
. This is based on the more
common phrase "69" (see
next entry).
. This phrase is not used
often.
THE SLANGMAN EUTDETO DTRTY ENOLTSH
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To perform oral sex on
someone while that person
performs oral sex on you.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE
"Whenever my girlfriend and
i 69, she's on top of me."
EXAMPLE 2
"I videotaped my friend's
sister 69ing with me
yesterday. You want to see
the video?"
O Learn more...
. In the 1989 movie Bill and
Ted's Big Adventure, the
two heroes (played by
Keanu Reaves and Alex
Winter) say "Excellent!"
every time they hear the
number "69."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
A homosexual man who
prefers men with large
penises.
EXAMPLE 1
"Mack's really handsome, but
he would never date me. I
hear he's a size queen."
EXAMPLE 2
"Size queens love me and my
9-inch penis."
SKIN AND BONES
USED WITH FRIENDS
A woman who has sex often
with different people; a
prostitute.
1
"Jessica is a total skank! I
saw her with Tim last week,
and Ed last night!"
EXAMPLE 2
"You're having sex with four
different men? You skankl"
o Learn more...
. You may also hear
"skanky" as in "Do i look
skanky in this dress?"
You may also hear "skanky
ho" as in "You're sister is a
skanky ho!"
Women are called "skanks"
more often than men.
USED WITH ANYONE
Very skinny.
EXAMPLE 1
"You need to eat more.
You're just skin and bones!"
EXAMPLE 2
NANCY: "I'm fat."
CELIA: t'No, you're not!
You're skin and bones!"
o Learn more...
. You may also hear
someone is "nothing but
skin and bones."
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SKIN FLICK
EXAMPLE 2

"The man who owns my

USED WITH FRIENDS
A movie featuring naked
people (usually women).
EXAMPLE 1
"Let's go see the new skin
flick. I heard it's really
exciting."
EXAMPLE 2
"This skin flick is greatl The
women are so amazing."
USED WITH FRIENDS
apartment is a sleaze. He
To masturbate. asked me to have sex with
him instead of paying my
EXAMPLE 1
monthly rent!"
"I usually slap the snake five
or six times a week, just O Learn more...
before I get out of bed." . You may also hear
"sleazy," "sleazeball, " or
EXAMPLE 2
"sleaze bucket."
"My penis is so big I need
two hands to slap the
snake."

O Learn more... USED WITH ANYONE

. "Flick" is slang for "movie." To have sex with many

USED WITH ANYONE different people.
Silly. EXAMPLE 1

USED WITH ANYONE

"Donna sleeps around with
EXAMPLE 1
guys in Alaska. There aren't
To swim naked outdoors. "I'm sorry if I seem
many women there, so she's
slaphappy, but I haven't
always busy!"
EXAMPLE 1
slept in three days."
"Sue and I went EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2
skinny-dipping last week, so "Ed sleeps around a lot. He's
I finally got to see her "Kim drank so much coffee,
probably got five sexual
naked. " she started to get
diseases by now."
slaphappy."

USED WITH ANYONE

USED WITH FRIENDS

To have sex.
A person who likes or does
things that most people EXAMPLE 1
would find disgusting or "George and Barbara have
wrong. been sleeping together for
EXAMPLE 1
two months now."
"That guy at the next table is
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2 a real sleaze. I just saw him "I don't want to sleep
"Skinny-dipping can be fun looking at pictures of naked
together until we're married."
as long as the water is children, "
warm,"

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 SLUT

:i;:t:i::::. :
o Learn more...
USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH ANYONE
. You may also hear "slow
A person who likes or does Stupid. on the uptake" as in "Kyle
things that most people is really slow on the
would find disgusting or EXAMPLE 1 uptake. I had to explain it
wrong. "You need to exolain to him three times."
everything to Mary twice.
EXAMPLE 1 She's really slow on the
"I think lawyers are draw."
slimeballs. I never know if I
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
can trust them," EXAMPLE 2

"Terrence has been slow on A person (usually a woman)

EXAMPLE 2 the draw ever since he hit his who has sex often with
"That guy standing on the head last month." different people.
street corner looks like a
slimeball. He's probably a EXAMPLE 1

criminal." "My wife is a slut. She's

having sex with the mailman
o Learn more... and the neighbor!"
. You may also hear "slimer"
"slimyr" or "slime bucket."

USED WITH ANYONE

Drunk.

EXAMPLE 1
Here is a short dialogue between two Americans.
"Let's go to the bar and get
sloshed. I had a terrible day TERRY
and I want to forget all about "John got so shit-faced at Shit-faced (p. 17s)
it!' the party that he did a Striptease (p. lge)
striptease in front of
EXAMPLE 2 everyonel "
"Dirk's dad is always sloshed
LUKE
when he gets home from
school. Poor Dirk!"
"Whenever he gets stupid Stupid drunk (p. 1eo)
drunk, he starts asking girls Suck the chrome off a
if they can suck the chrome trailer hitch (p. 1s1)
off a trailer hitch. He's a Shmuck 6. t77)
shmuck."
TERRY
"That snot! I don't want to Snot (p. 183)
be around him when he Sloshed (p. 18r)
gets that sloshed again."

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SMART-ASS
EXAMPLE 2 ...:: .:i::::;!!: ::: .'. .r.ir':'l:ril:il!!:i'ri;;i;i"i
i:li;:i*:;
"Bob called me a slut
USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH ANYONE
because he saw me talking to
another man. He's too Sexual material. To become crazy.
jealous and cruel for me."
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

O Learn more... "I'm bored. I want to read "My father is going to snap
. some smutl" when he sees that the
You may also hear "slutty"
television is missing."
as in "That short skirt
EXAMPLE 2
makes you look slutty." "They shouldn't show that EXAMPLE 2

smut on television!" "If one more person asks me

what time it is, I'm going to
o Learn more... snap! Why don't they get
USED WITH FRIENDS . You may also hear their own watches?"
A person who says rude "smutty" as in "This story
things because he or she is smutty. The priest and
feels smarter than everyone the teacher have had sex
else. six times so far!"

EXAMPLE 1

"I tried to tell a story, but

Eddie kept making rude USED WITH ANYONE
comments. What a
smart-ass !" A person who can't be
trusted.
EXAMPLE 2

"My daughter is a smart-ass. EXAMPLE 1

Whenever I ask her to do "Paul is a snake! He'll say

something, she makes a anything to get sex."
joke."
EXAMPLE 2

"My ex-husband is a snake.

He took all of my money O Learn more...

USED WITH ANYONE

when we got divorced." . A similar phrase, to "snap
at someone," refers to
Drunk. speaking to someone in an
angry voice. For example:
EXAMPLE 1 "Linda snapped at me for
"My girlfriend gets smashed being late to work again."
after one glass of wine. She's
a cheap date!"
o Learn more...
EXAMPLE 2
. You may also hear "snake
"I always get smashed on my in the grass."
birthday. It's the best way to
celebrate !"

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USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Vagina.
EXAN4PLE 1
"Ron saw Isabelle's snatch
while she was changing
clothes. "
EXAMPLE 2
"I hate that girl. I want to
kick her in the snatch."
O Learn more...
. You may also hear
"snatch" used politely to
mean "to steal," as in
"That man snatched my
purse. Someone stop him!"
It's safer to just use
"stea | . "
. The 2000 movie Snatch,
starring Brad Pitt, is about
a stolen diamond and the
people trying to recover it.
USED WITH ANYONE
o Mucus from the nose.
EXAMPLE 1
"Yuckl There's snot on my
notebook! "
EXAMPLE 2
"My little brother likes to eat
his own snot."
o A disgusting or irritating
person.
EXAMPLE 1 shortened to just
"You little snot! You stole my
homework!"
THE SLANoMAN GUTDE TO DIRTY ENGLISH
EXAMPLE 2
"Paul is a snot. He found my
wallet and threw it in the
lake."
g An arrogant person.
EXAMPLE 1 before they saw this
"Erin is a snot. She won't be
friends with people like us."
EXAMPLE 2
"My dad is such a snot, He's
always making people feel
bad because they don't know
as much as he does."
o Learn more,..
. You may also hear "snotty"
as in "My piano teacher is
very snotty. She only
teaches me classical
music."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To swallow one's own
ejaculation after it has been
in someone else's mouth,
vagina, or anus.
EXAMPLE 1
"Paul likes to snowball, so I
save his semen in my mouth
after oral sex so he can drink
it, "
EXAMPLE 2
"Henry really likes to
snowball, but I think it's
disgusting. "
o Learn more...
. You may also hear
"snowballing. "
SOFTCORE PORN
. There is a character in
Kevin Smith's 1994 movie
Clerks called "Snowball"
because he enjoys
"snowballing." Most people
hadn't heard the word
movie.
USED WITH ANYONE
A person who has anal sex.
EXAMPLE 1
"Bill just told me he loves
anal sex. I didn't know he
was a sodomist."
EXAMPLE 2
"Being a sodomist is illegal in
many American states. That
old law should be changedl"
USED WITH ANYONE
Sexual material that doesn't
show every detail.
EXAMPLE 1
"You can watch softcore porn
movies on television late at
night. "
EXAMPLE 2
"Softcore porn won't show a
man's penis, but I love
penises !"
O Learn more...
. You may also hear this
t'softcore, "
183
SOMEONE'S ASS IS 6RASS
USED WITH FRIENDS
Someone is in trouble.
EXAMPLE 1
"Be home by eleven or your
ass is grass!"
EXAMPLE 2
"My ass is grass if my mother
sees that I crashed the car!"
O Learn more...
You may also hear "Your
ass is grass, and I'm the
lawnmower."
You may also hear
"someone's ass is toast" as
in "Brad's ass is toast if he
tries to fight me."
USED WITH FRIENDS
O A nasty person.
EXAMPLE 1
"Ralph lied to us and kept
the money for himself. That
son of a bitch !"
EXAMPLE 2
"You had sex with my sister?
You son of a bitch!"
o Indicates anger or
frustration.
EXAMPLE 1 "William is a space cadet. He
"Son of a bitch! I just cut my
finger with the knifel"
EXAMPLE 2
"Son of a bitch! I didn't get
the job I wanted."
1811
EXAMPLE 2
O Learn more...
"Our waitress is a real space
. You may also hear cadet. We ordered water 20
"s-o-B.' minutes ago, and we still
don't have it!"
. You may see this written
as "sonuvabitch."
USED WITH ANYONE
To have sex with many
different people.
EXAMPLE 1
"Before I marry Nick, I want
to sow my oats with some
other men."
EXAMPLE 2
"I would sow my oats from
here to China if I could."
o Learn more...
O Learn more...
. You may also hear
. You may also hear "sow "spacey" or "space case,"
one's wild oats."
. Some people believe that if
you have sex with a lot of
people before you get USED WITH FRIENDS
married, you'll be able to A drug that is supposed to
stay faithful. make someone want to
have sex.
EXAMPLE 1
USED WITH ANYONE
"I bought some Spanish fly
when I was in Mexico, but
A person who is not focused I'm afraid to use it. It doesn't
on the current situation. seem right."
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 2
"I gave my girlfriend three
always forgets to bring a pen Spanish flies but she still
to class." doesn't want to have sex
with me."
O Learn more...
. This drug doesn't actually
exist.
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USED WITH ANYONE
Extra fat around one's
waist.
O Learn
EXAMPLE
1
"I saw Bill at the baseball
game. He's getting a spare
tire from eating all those
hotdogs. "
A chemical that kills sperm.
EXAMPLE 2
"I got a spare tire from
drinking beer. I guess three
bottles of beer every night
before bed is too much."
o Learn more...
o Men have "spare tires"
more often than women.
To vomit.
USED WITH ANYONE
A person who is too loud,
stupid, or energetic.
EXAMPLE 1
"Peter broke my glasses
when we were dancing. What
a spazl"
THE SLANoMAN AUTDETO DIRTY ENOLISH
SPINELESS
EXAMPLE 2
"You're a spaz when you
USED WITH ANYONE
drink coffee. You should
stop !" To add alcohol to
something.
more...
EXAMPLE 1
o You may also hear
"spastic" as in "Don't give
"Rudy spiked my drink when
I wasn't looking! Now I'm
Celia candy or she'll go
drunk!"
spastic!"
. When the body or part of EXAMPLE 2
the body shakes "I'm going to spike the
uncontrollably, it "spasms." drinks. I want people to have
fun !"
USED WITH ANYONE
USED WITH ANYONE
A coward; a person who
EXAMPLE 1 isn't strong.
"I tried to buy condoms with
EXAMPLE
spermicide, but the store 1
didn't have any." "My mother is spineless. She
let's my father tell her what
EXAMPLE 2 to do. "
"Jill prefers when I buy
vaginal lubricant with
spermicide."
USED WITH FRIENDS
EXAMPLE 1
"There must be something
wrong with the chicken we
had for dinner. I feel like I'm
going to spew."
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2
"This movie is so bad, it "I'm so spineless! Jerry
wanted to see that terrible
makes me want to spew."
movie, and I didn't say no!"
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SPINSTER
o Learn more...
The backbone (or spine)
helps humans stand tall
and appear strong, If you
don't have a backbone,
you are considered weak.
You may also hear
"spineless wonder" (a
person who is such a
coward that it's amazing).
USED WITH ANYONE
An older woman who never
married.
EXAMPLE 1
"Jessica is waiting for the
perfect guy, but she'll be a
spinster if she doesn't start
dating people soon!"
EXAMPLE 2
"My sister is a spinster. She
never found anyone she
wanted to marry."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To spit out the sperm
ejaculated into one's mouth
during oral sex.
EXAMPLE 1
"I'll give you oral sex for
$25, but I spit. If you want
me to swallow your sperm/
the price is $50."
EXAMPLE 2
"I always have to spit after
oral sex with Henry. I hate
the thought of eating his
sperm."
186
O Learn more...
. If someone asks you "Do
you spit or swallow?" they
are referring to your oral
sex practices. It's a very
rude question to askl
USED WITH ANYONE
To vomit.
EXAMPLE 1
"Mom, Billy spit up on the
television again."
EXAMPLE 2
"I think the cat is ill. She
keeps spitting up."
O Learn more...
. This phrase is often used
with children and animals.
USED WITH ANYONE
For two people to lie on
their sides, facing the same
direction and holding each
other tightly (the way two
spoons fit together when
you stack them).
EXAMPLE 1
"Mike and Rachel like to
spoon when they watch
movies at home."
EXAMPLE 2
"Carrie is sad that she can't
spoon when her boyfriend is
away."
THE SLANGMAN AUT,DE TO DTPTY ENoLISH
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Sperm.
EXAMPLE 1
"Ilove the taste of spunk! I
don't understand why some
people spit it out."
EXAMPLE 2
"I got spunk in my
girlfriend's hair last night,
but she didn't notice."
o Learn more...
. We took this phrase from
the British.
. Samantha, from HBO's
'tSex and the City," once
complained that a man's
sperm tasted bad by
saying he had "funky
spunk." ("Funky" means
"strange. ")
. "Spunk" can also mean
"full of energy" and can be
used with anyone. Be
careful of the context.
USED WITH FRIENDS
To defecate.
EXAMPLE 1
"Greg will be ready to go to
the party after he squats."
EXAMPLE 2
"I don'tsee a bathroom, so
I'm going to squat right
here."
 STAFF
o Learn more...
. Literally, to "squat" means
to "sit in a crouching
position (knees bent and
IN OTHER WORDS...
the butt on or near the
heels)."
There are a lot of ways to call someone "a stupid person."

W
USED WITH FRIENDS Airhead 1p. zy Ass clown 1p. s;

Said of a woman with large Bimbo (p. 1s) Asshead 1p. oy

breasts.
Birdbrain (p. 1s) Asswipe (p. 7)

EXAMPLE 1 Blockhead (p. 18) Boob (p. zo)

"My girlfriend is so stacked!
Bonehead (p.20) Booger (p. 20)
She can hide an apple under
one of her breasts." Dimwit (p.47) Bung hole (p. 2s)
Dipstick G.47) Crackhead (p.38)
EXAMPLE 2

"That girl is really stacked. Dode (p.4e) Dipshit G.47)

Her breasts must be fake." Dolt Douche bag (p. sz)
1p. soy

Doofus (p.s2) Dumb-ass (p. ss)

Dummy (p.s6) Dumb-shit (p. s6)
USED WITH FRIENDS
Dunce (p, s6) Fat-head (p.64)
Penis. Dweeb (p.s6) Jack-off (p. 1oB)

EXAMPLE 1
Goon (p. aa) Jerk-off (p. 1os)
"Gino is playing with his staff Lam-o (p. 116) Numb-nuts (p, 13s)
again. Will he ever stop
masturbating?" Loser (p. 121) Shit-for-brains (p. rzs)
Meathead (p.126)
EXAMPLE 2

"Get your staff over here! Nincompoop (p. 133)

I'm ready for sex." Nitwit (p. 133) Butt fuck (p. 26)

o Learn more... Numbskull (p. 136) Chucklefuck (p. :z)

. You may also hear "spear" Pinhead (p. 146) Dumb-fuck (p.s6)
or "sword. " (Ouch !) Putz (p. 1s6) Fuck-up (p.7s)
Screw-up (p. 170) Fuckface G.77)
Shmuck @. r77) Fucknut G.77)
Twit (p. zo+) Fuckstick (p. 78)
Yo-yo (p. 21s) Retard (p. 161)

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STACCERINO DRUNK
USED WITH ANYONE
Very drunk.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE
"I couldn't walk back to my
apartment after the party. I
was staggering drunk."
EXAMPLE 2
"My girlfriend needs to get
staggering drunk before
she'll have sex with me."
USED WITH ANYONE
Sexually Transmitted
Disease.
EXAMPLE 1 he's stinking drunk and
"You should wear a condom
when you have sex with her.
She has several S-T-Ds."
EXAMPLE 2
"Ken didn't tell me he had
any S-T-Ds. My doctor had to
tell me."
USED WITH ANYONE
Sexy.
EXAMPLE 1 "I thought I was straight
"I just had a steamy date
with Phil! We kissed for
almost three hours."
EXAMPLE 2
"The love scene in the movie
is really steamy. I need to
have sex tonight!"
188
USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS
A skinny person. An erect penis.
1 EXAMPLE 1
"Walter's new wife is a stick "I got a stiffy when I saw
figure! She needs to gain Charlene in her new dress."
some weight."
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2 "I hate getting a stiffy at
"Lee is a stick figure. He work. It's hard to hide from
needs more muscle!" my co-workers."
o Learn more...
. A "stickfigure" is a picture
of a person drawn with thin USED WITH FRIENDS
lines,
Very drunk.
EXAMPLE 1
"Every time I see Charles,
smells like cheap wine."
USED WITH FRIENDS
To put something up one's
EXAMPLE 2
"My latest goal is to get
butt.
stinking drunk every Monday,
EXAMPLE 1
Tuesday, Wednesday,
"Either eat the sandwich the Thursday, and Friday night."
way I made it, or stick it
where the sun don't shine."
. ',, :r,:i ii.;.ii. . ir:,;::ir:.;jir:ir!:;i:. . :
EXAMPLE 2 USED WITH ANYONE
"I quit my job yesterday and
told my boss to stick that job
Heterosexual.
where the sun don't shine."
EXAMPLE 1
until I met Tina. Now I know
I'm a lesbian!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Straight men are so rudel
They wear ugly clothes and
say terrible things,"
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USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
A penis-shaped object worn
on the crotch that gives
women the ability to
penetrate their partners
during sex.
EXAMPLE 1 A prostitute.
"Cheryl owns a strap-on. She
and her husband like to take
turns penetrating each
other. "
EXAMPLE 2
"A lot of lesbians don't buy
strap-ons. They enjoy using
their tongues, fingers, and
hands instead."
USED WITH ANYONE
To run naked through a
public place.
EXAMPLE I "I hate stripping at the
"Let's get drunk and streak
across campus!"
EXAMPLE 2
"I'll give you ten dollars to
streak through class
tomorrow."
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o Learn more...
. "Streakers" are often found
at sporting events.
USED WITH ANYONE
EXAMPLE 1
"Let's go talk to those
streetwalkers. Maybe they'll
have sex with us for free!"
EXAMPLE 2
"If I don't find a job soon, I'll
have to become a
streetwalker!"
USED WITH ANYONE
To take off one's clothing.
EXAMPLE 1
doctor's office. It's so cold!"
EXAMPLE 2
"My girlfriend said she would
strip for me if I bought her
some diamond earrings."
o Learn more,..
. You may also hear "strip
down" as in "Strip down to
your underwear. I want to
look at your body."
STR'PTEASE
tiritl,li .,;,i.,. .,,,,'..:,' . ,:ii
USED WITH ANYONE
A person who takes off his
or her clothes for money.
EXAMPLE 1
"I used to work as a stripper.
I made a lot of moneyl'
EXAMPLE 2
"Hire a stripper for Jerry's
party. He needs to see a
naked woman before he gets
married !"
USED WITH ANYONE
A performance where
someone takes off his or her
clothing in a slow, sexual
way.
EXAMPLE 1
"Ginger does a great
striptease! I'll drive fifty
miles to see her!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Their striptease show is
terrible, The men are all fatl"
o Learn more...
. A person who performs a
"striptease" is called a
"striptease artist."
. Actress Demi Moore played
a stripper in the 1996
movie Striptease.
. In the 1997 British film
The Full Monty, six
unemployed men become
strippers to make money.
"The full monty" means
"complete nudity" in British
English.
t8q
STUCK UP

USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS

Arrogant. A person who enjoys being

controlled or dominated by
EXAMPLE 1 his or her sexual partner.
"Alice thinks she is better
than us. She's so stuck up!" EXAMPLE 1

"My girlfriend is a
EXAMPLE 2 submissive. She likes it when
"Wade isn't stuck up, he's I tie her to the bed and tell
just proud." her what to do."

EXAMPLE 2

"You're a submissive? Then

USED WITH ANYONE
come over here and take off
EXAMPLE 2
all your clothes. I want to
A sexy man. "I won't marry a woman
see you naked."
unless she can suck a golfball
EXAMPLE 1 through a garden hose. I
"You're a stud, Rick. expect a lot from my wife."
Everyone I know wants to
USED WITH FRIENDS
have sex with you!"
To be terrible.
EXAMPLE 2
USED WITH FRIENDS
"That police officer is a stud! EXAMPLE 1

I'd let him handcuff me any To be terrible.

"It sucks that we don't have
dayl" enough money for a new
EXAMPLE 1
T.V."
O Learn more... "That movie sucked ass. We
shouldn't have paid money to
. You may also hear "stud EXAMPLE 2
see something so bad."
muffin. " "You suck! I wanted to buy
that car but you bought it
EXAMPLE 2
first!" "This food really sucks ass.
Let's leave this restaurant."
USED WITH FRIENDS

Very drunk.

EXAMPLE I USED WITH FRIENDS

USED WITH FRIENDS
"I was stupid drunk last To kiss.
night. I woke up on a park To pedorm oral sex on a
bench ! " man very well. EXAMPLE 1

"If we don't suck face soon,

EXAMPLE 2
"She was so stupid drunk
that she called her parents at
3:00 a.m. just to say hello."
EXAMPLE 1
I'm going to find a new
"Alyse can suck a golf ball
boyfriend !"
through a garden hose! She
pedorms oral sex better than EXAMPLE 2
any woman I've ever dated." "Did you suck face with Kelly
last night?"

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USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To perform oral sex on a
man.
EXAMPLE 1
"That girl has really big lips. I
imagine she would be great
at sucking me off."
EXAMPLE 2
"The woman that sucked me
off at the party had really
hairy legs and a deep voice.
Oh no!"
o Learn more.,.
. You may also hear'tsuck
off someone" as in "I heard
that Cheryl sucked off Jon
last night!"
USED WITH FRIENDS
To perform oral sex on a
man very well.
EXAMPLE 1
"Everyone knows Heather
can suck the chrome off a
trailer hitch. That's why we
always invite her to our
parties. "
EXAMPLE 2
"Keisha isn't smart or pretty,
but she can suck the chrome
off a trailer hitch."
THE SLANGMAN AUTDE TO DTRTY ENOLISH
SUCK THE CHR,OME OFF A TRAILER H'TCH
The Academy Award-winning movie Scent of a Woman,
starring Al Pacino and Chris O'Donnell, tells the story of a
college student who agrees to take care of a blind man for
some much-needed money. But the blind man, Lieutenant
Colonel Frank Slade, is nothing but trouble.
FRANK
"Women. What could you say? Fucking @.77)
Who made them? God must
have been a fucking genius."
FRANK
"When in doubt, fuck." Fuck (p. zz)
FRANK
"There are only two syllables in Pussy (p. 1ss)
this whole wide world worth
hearing: pussy."
FRANK
"Harry, Jimmy, Trent - "Fuck you" (p. z6)
wherever you are out there,
fuck you, too."
RANDY
"You want to know the truth? Asshole (p. o)
The truth is, he was an asshole
before. Now he's just a blind
asshole."
FRANK
"Take the fucking wax out of Fucking G.77)
your ears! Grow up! It's fuck Fuck (p. ;z)
your buddy, cheat on your wife, Shit (p. tz+)
call your mother on Mother's
Day....Charlie, it's all shit."
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SWALLOW
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To swallow the sperm
ejaculated into one's mouth
during oral sex.
EXAMPLE 1 "Tom swings both ways. He'll
"Don says his perfect
girlfriend will have a great
body, won't speak, and will
love to swallow."
EXAMPLE 2
"Kendra always swallows
when she performs oral sex.
She says she likes the taste."
O Learn more...
. If someone asks you "Do
you spit or swallow?" they
are referring to your oral
sex practices. It's a very
rude question to ask!
USED WITH FRIENDS
To kiss.
EXAMPLE 1
"Let's find a dark room and
swap spit!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Kim and I swapped spit
during the movie. She's a
great kisser!"
O Learn more...
. women).
To "swap" means to
"trade. "
F2
EXAMPLE 2
USED WITH ANYONE
"I have a boyfriend, but I
might be a switch hitter. I
To be bisexual (attracted to think Sarah is reallv cute!"
both men and women).
O Learn more.,.
EXAMPLE 1
. In baseball, a "switch
hitter" can bat either riqht-
have sex with almost
or left-handed,
anyone ! "
EXAMPLE 2
"I know three people who
swing both ways, and they're USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
all really cool. I wish I liked
To have sex with someone
both men and womenl"
because you feel sorry for
him or her.
EXAMPLE 1
USED WITH ANYONE "When my pet rabbit died,
my friend Katie gave me a
A person who is willing to
sympathy fuck."
try many different sexual
activities. EXAMPLE 2
"Malcolm hasn't had sex in
EXAMPLE 1
over a year. I think I'll give
"Are you a swinger? If you
him a sympathy fuck to
are, we can have a lot of
make him happy."
fun !"
EXAMPLE 2
"I usedto trade wives with
my friend Larry, but I'm not USED WITH ANYONE
a swinger anymore,"
A sexually transmitted
disease.
EXAMPLE 1
USED WITH FRIENDS "The Europeans gave syphilis
to the Indians when they
A bisexual (a person who is
came to America "
attracted to both men and
EXAMPLE 2
"Jessica has syphilis. Be
EXAMPLE 1
careful if you kiss her!"
"Wesley is a switch hitter.
He's dating Paul, Sheila, and O Learn more...
Lisette !"
. You may also hear the
shortened version
pronounced "sif."
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 TAIL

IS FOR

USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH FRIENDS

Women's breasts and butts. Breasts.

EXAIVIPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

"I don't like football, but i "Tina let me touch her ta-tas
love watching the this morning. I'm so happyl"
cheerleaders for the T. and
A.' EXAMPLE 2

"Brenda has some beautiful

EXAMPLE 2 ta-tas. She should be on
"This movie has a lot of T. T,V."
and A. You're going to love
it!"
o Learn more...
USED WITH FRIENDS
. Literally, this means "Tits"
(p. 201) and "Ass" (p. 4). Butt.

EXAMPLE 1

"Can you see the nice tail on

that woman across the
street? I'd love to touch
thatl "

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TAKE A DUMP
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2

"I'm only attracted to men USED WITH FRIENDS

"I'm leaving! I won't take
with nice tails." your shit anymore."
To urinate.

EXAMPLE 1

"Ihave to take a squirt.

USED WITH FRIENDS
Where is the bathroom?"
USED WITH FRIENDS
To defecate.
EXAMPLE 2 To vomit.
EXAMPLE 1 "Lenny took a squirt all over
"You're walking funny. Did the toilet seat again. I hate EXAMPLE 1

you take a dump in your him." "I feel terrible. I'm going to
pants again?" talk to Huey on the big white
phone and see if that helps."
EXAMPLE 2

"Ihave to take a huge dump,

USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
EXAMPLE 2

but the toilet is broken." "What's that noise? Sounds

o To have anal sex. like someone is talking to
Huey on the big white
EXAMPLE 1
phone."
"I heard that Marc takes it up
USED WITH FRIENDS
the ass." o Learn more...
To urinate. . "The big white phone"
EXAMPLE 2

"Kelly won't take it up the represents the toilet when

EXAMPLE 1

ass, I need a new girlfriend." the lid is open, and "Huey"

"Wait here. I'm going to take
is a man's name, as well as
a leak."
a To accept abuse. the sound people make
EXAMPLE 2
when they vomit.
"Jack went into the forest to EXAMPLE 1

take a leak, but that was six "I paid too much for my car.
days ago." I really took it up the ass!"
EXAMPLE 2

"Sandra lies to Evan all the Drunk.

time. He's really taking it up
USED WITH FRIENDS EXAMPLE
the ass." 1

"Janet fell off the sofa! She's

To defecate.
completely tanked."
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 2
"I need to take a shit. USED WITH FRIENDS "Paul got tanked last night
Where's the bathroom?"
To accept abuse. and took his pants off at the
EXAMPLE 2
bar."
"Rod likes to take a shit EXAMPLE 1

before going to class." "I hate my job! I take shit

from my boss all the time."

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USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To have sexual contact or
sex.
EXAMPLE 1 "Regular sex is fun, but
GERARD: "What do I have to
do to tap that ass?"
NATALIE: "First, try cleaning
your teeth."
EXAMPLE 2
"I would love to tap that
woman's ass. She's so sexv!"
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
To place one's testicles in
the mouth of another
person.
EXAMPLE 1
"My mother walked in my
room when I was teabagging
my girlfriend last night. I've
never seen her so angry."
EXAMPLE 2
"Wilson had to get stitches
last night! His boyfriend Todd
accidentally bit into Wilson's
testicles when they were
teabagging. "
USED WITH FRIENDS
Vomit.
EXAMPLE 1
"You should go home now
before I show you my
technicolor yawn. "
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EXAMPLE 2
"Paul's technicolor yawn was
three minutes long. Yuck!"
USED WITH FRIENDS
To the extreme.
EXAMPLE 1
"Invite Chelsea to the party.
She's funnier than shit!"
EXAMPLE 2
"My brother is dumber than
shit. He can't even buy his
own clothes!"
USED WITH ANYONE
The time of the month when
a woman menstruates.
EXAMPLE 1
"I really want to eat ice
cream today. It must be that
time of the month again."
EXAMPLE 2
"Whenever I get angy, my
boyfriend assumes it's that
time of the month. "
THE B'RDS AND THE BEES
USED WITH FRIENDS
The anus.
EXAMPLE 1
sometimes I like to enter
through the back door."
EXAMPLE 2
"Victor's back door is too
tight. We need to use a lot of
lubrication to have anal sex."
USED WITH FRIENDS
An orgasm.
EXAMPLE 1
"Carmen is never going to
have an orgasm. Her
husband thinks the big'O'is
a famous basketball player."
EXAMPLE 2
"If you want the big 'O,'you
need to find a man with a big
penis."
USED WITH ANYONE
How sex and sexual
relationships work.
EXAMPLE 1
"No one explained the birds
and the bees to me until I
was 23 years old, and then it
was too late."
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THE C|-,.P
EXAMPLE 2
o Learn more...
"My mother gave me the talk
about the birds and the bees
USED WITH FRIENDS
. You may also hear'tthe
yesterday. She was really An erect penis. Red Sea is in."
embarrassed."
EXAMPLE 1

"That girl is so cute! She

gives me the high hard one."
USED WITH FRIENDS

USED WITH ANYONE EXAMPLE 2 Diarrhea.

Gonorrhea, a sexually "I took off her panties and
transmitted disease. gave her the high hard one EXAMPLE 1

in the elevator." "Kyle can't play volleyball

EXAMPLE 1 with you today. He has the
"I heard that Nelson has the ru ns. "
clap. Did you have sex with
EXAMPLE 2
him last night?" USED WITH ANYONE
"Jerry has gone to the
EXAMPLE 2 The "birth control pillr" a bathroom three times in 45
"I'd pay for a prostitute, but I pill taken each day to minutes. He must have the
don't want to get the clap." prevent pregnancy. ru ns, "

EXAMPLE 1

"Amy started taking the pill

when she was dating Hank.
USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH FRIENDS
She doesn't want to get
Menstruation. preg na nt. " Awesome or important.

EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 1

"Greta can't go swimming "I won't date a woman unless "Now that Nancy's dating a
because she has the curse." she's taking the pill." famous actor, she thinks
she's the shit!"
EXAMPLE 2

"Sarah doesn't like to have EXAMPLE 2

sex with me when she gets "My new car is the shit! I
USED WITH FRIENDS
the curse." paid a lot of money for it, but
That woman is it was worth it!"
menstruating.

EXAMPLE 1
USED WITH ANYONE
"Arlene cancelled our date on
The word "fuck" (p.72). Friday. I think the red flag is
t)p."
EXAMPLE 1

"If you use the F-word, I'll EXAMPLE 2

wash your mouth with soap!" "Paula looks really tired

today. I wonder if the red
EXAMPLE 2 flag is up."
"Jane is very innocent. She
never uses the F-word."

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 THE Y

USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION

USED WITH FRIENDS

Diarrhea. Vagina.
"The blame is placed on the
person with the least EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

power." "I hate it when I have the "Terry is coming to my house

trots. I have to stay so close tonight, so I can spend some
EXAMPLE 1 to the bathroom all day." time down at the Y."
"The boss fired that new
secretary lean for the EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2

mistake, even though she
wasn't responsible. I guess
the shit rolls downhill."
EXAMPLE 2
"If something goes wrong/
the shit will roll downhill and
I'll get in trouble. No one else
will accept the blame."
"My vacation was terrible
because I had the trots all
week. I was in the bathroom
more than I was at the
beach."
"I am taking my penis to the
Y tonight when I see Marta."
o Learn more..,
. "The Y" is also a nickname
for the "YMCA," a popular
community center.

USED WITH FRIENDS

"Something bad is going to

happen!"

EXAMPLE 1

"If you don't finish this

Here is a short dialogue between two Americans.
project, the shit's going to hit
the fan tomorrow!"
TOMMY
EXAMPLE 2 "Let's go to a topless bar Topfess @.202)
"The shit will hit the fan tonight. I want to see some Tits 1p. zorl
when Mom sees my bad tits and get toasted." Toasted (p. 201)
grades in school!"
CLETUS
"No way. Last time, you Three sheets to the
O Learn more...
were three sheets to the wind (p. 1s8)
. Americans often shorten wind and spent all night in Can (p. zg)
"going to" to "gonna," as in the can."
"The shit's gonna hit the
TOMMY
fan !"
"Okay, I promise not to get Tanked (p. 1e4)
tanked this time."
CLETUS
"Tough shit. I'm not going." Tough shit (p. zoz)

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THICK
EXAMPLE 2

"Mort's thing is so small, he's

USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS
too embarrassed to date
Stupid. anyone." Penis.

EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

"My mom is really thick if she "Douglas is always talking

thinks I like her cooking. It's about his third leg, but I
terrible !" heard it isn't that big."
USED WITH FRIENDS

EXAMPLE 2 To think one is better than EXAMPLE 2

"I tried to help with his

Sean
math homework, but he was
too thick to understand."
o Learn more...
. You may also hear
"thick-headed" or "thick in
the head" as in "Wow! You
must be thick in the head if
you dont'like that joke."
other people. "Be careful! You might hurt
your third leg if you keep
EXAMPLE 1 jumping around like that."
"Lafe thinks his shit doesn't
stink, but he's just like us." o Learn more...
. You may also hear "middle
EXAMPLE 2
leg."
"Shae thinks her shit doesn't
stink because she's rich,"

USED WITH ANYONE

USED WITH FRIENDS
Very drunk.
USED WITH ANYONE Touching genitals.
Very skinny. EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 1
"I only had one drink, but
EXAMPLE 1
"I would pay any amount of I'm already three sheets to
"My son is as thin as a rail. money to get to third base the wind!"
He just won't eat!" with a girl like Jennise,"
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2 OZ: "Where's Ginny?"
"I don't want to be as thin as "I used to think that going to
a rail, but I do need to lose third base was the best until MICKY: "She's three sheets
weight." I had sex." to the wind and talking to the
dog. Let's leave without her."
O Learn more...
. In baseball, "third base" is
the last base you must
USED WITH FRIENDS
touch before you "score a USED WITH ANYONE
Penis. run" (which means "have
sex"). Sex between three people
EXAMPLE 1 at the same time.
"Tom wants me to touch his
thing, but I don't think I can EXAMPLE 1

do it without laughing." "All I want for Christmas is to

have a threesome with my
girlfriend and her cousin."

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 THROW ONE TN HER
EXAMPLE 2

"Threesomes, sex with

animals, drugs...Joseph will
do anything!"

The Academy Award-winning movie Titanic, starring Kate

USED WITH ANYONE Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio, is a love story set during
the disasterous first voyage of the Titanic, a ship that was
Toilet. supposed to be unsinkable. The story is told by an old
woman who was on the ship when it sank.
EXAMPLE 1

"Sorry, Lucy can't come to

the phone now. She's on the
throne. "
EXAMPLE 2
"Bob cleans the throne every
day because his roommate
always urinates on the seat."
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
JACK
"We are the luckiest sons of Son of a bitch (p. 184)
bitches in the world, you know
that?"
TOMMY
"Ah, forget it, lad. You'd like as Arse 1p. +;
have angels fly out of your arse
as get next to the likes of her."

To have sex. TOMMY

"That's typical. First class dogs Dog 1p. +sy
EXAMPLE 1
,'I usually don't like women come down here to take a shit." Take a shit (p. 1s4)

with small breasts, but I'd

throw one in her." ROSE
"I'd rather be a whore to him Whore 9.2L4)
EXAMPLE 2 than your wife!"
"That girl is so ugly, you'd
have to pay me to throw one
in her." ROSE
"You unimaginable bastardl" Bastard (p. 11)
Learn more...
. In this phrase, "one" refers
to the man's penis. LEWIS
"Incredible. There's Smith, and Fucking $.77)
he's standing there, and he's
got the iceberg warning in his
fucking hand - excuse me - in
his hand, and he's ordering
more speed."

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THROW UP
USED WITH ANYONE
To vomit.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE
"I made dinner for my mom,
but it made her throw up.
I'm not a good cook."
EXAMPLE 2
"Donald threw up during gym
class today. They shouldn't
have made him run so far."
USED WITH FRIENDS
To masturbate.
EXAMPLE 1 You may also hear
"I like to tickle the tiger on
the balcony as I watch my
neighbor take her clothes
off ."
EXAMPLE 2
"You should always tickle the
tiger before you go on a
date. Then you won't think
about having sex too much."
USED WITH FRIENDS
A person who is unable to
have fun.
EXAMPLE 1
"Robert really needs a
vacation. He's such a
tight-ass!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Are you coming to the
party, or are you going to be
a tight-ass?"
200
:' EXAMPLE 2
"The dog tinkled in my shoes
USED WITH ANYONE
again. I'm going to kill him!"
Not willing to spend money.
o Learn more...
1
. This phrase is used most
"Eddie's too tight-fisted to
often by children and
buy dinner for me."
adults talking to children.
EXAMPLE 2
"Can you pay for our train
tickets, or are you too 1,, ;,',:i'.,:,:.;l i, r,:',',li:i:,ir11i1i,111t;,1.'
tight-fisted?" USED WITH ANYONE
A little drunk.
o Learn more...
When you hold your money EXAMPLE 1
in your hand and squeeze "Ned is getting tipsy. He's
so that it can't leave your laughing like a little girll"
hand for spending, you are
"tight-fisted. " EXAMPLE 2
"That wine made me tipsy! I
need to sit down."
"close-fisted. "
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
USED WITH ANYONE
To rub a man's penis
A person unwilling to spend between a woman's
money. breasts, usually until the
man orgasms.
EXAMPLE 1
"John is a tightwad! He never EXAMPLE 1
spends money on anything "Lisa's breasts are too small
fun." to tit fuck."
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2
"You never buy me flowers. "Wendy likes tit fucking
You're a tightwad!" better than regular sex. She
knows she can't get pregnant
that way."
o Learn more...
USED WITH ANYONE
To urinate.
. You may also hear "titty
fuck. "
EXAMPLE 1
"Daddy, I have to go tinkle.
Can you take me to the
toilet?"
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USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Breasts.
EXAMPLE 1 people.
"Your wife has the nicest tits
I've ever seen, You're a lucky
manl"
EXAMPLE 2
"All tits are different and
beautiful in their own way.
Don't listen to anyone who
says there's one perfect size
and shape."
o Learn more...
r it's used by someone.
You may also hear "titties."
USED WITH ANYONE
Drunk.
EXAMPLE 1
"Mom only had one beer, but
she looks really toasted."
EXAMPLE 2
"To celebrate my new job,
I'm going to the bar to get
toasted. "
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TOP
EXAMPLE 2
USED WITH ANYONE
"I've been tooting ever since
I ate that Mexican food last
o A person who is easily night. Sorry if it smells in
controlled by other here. "
O Learn more...
EXAMPLE 1
"You're such a tool, Fred. You
. A popular American rhyme
is "Beans, beans, the
always do what you're told."
magical fruit, the more you
EXAMPLE 2
eat, the more you toot."
"I used to be a tool, but now
I do what I want instead of
listening to my friends."
USED WITH FRIENDS
o Penis.
o The dominant person in a
EXAMPLE 1
sexual situation.
"Arthur has a small tool, but
EXAMPLE 1
he knows how to use it! We
"Yurgi is a great topl He's
have great sex."
always in control, and I love
EXAMPLE 2
to do whatever he says!"
"Mark is always playing with
EXAMPLE 2
his tool. He needs to find a
"I'm not a good top. I love to
different hobby. "
tie Melissa to the bed, but
O Learn more... then I don't know what to
do !"
. A tool (like a hammer)
doesn't do anything unless o For homosexual men, the
man who penetrates the
. You may also hear
other man with his penis.
"toolboxr" as in "Harry is
EXAMPLE 1
helping the teacher clean
"Fred is cute, but i think he's
her erasers. What a
a top. I'm not looking for one
toolbox!"
of those."
EXAMPLE 2
"I am surprised to hear that
USED WITH FRIENDS Gary and Dave are still
dating. I thought they were
To expel gas from the anus;
both tops."
to flatulate.
EXAMPLE 1
"Devon toots whenever he
wants. His mom is horrified!"
201
TOPLESS
USED WITH ANYONE
Naked above the waist.
EXAMPLE 1 o Learn more...
"We went to a topless bar for
Quico's birthday, and we all
got really drunk."
EXAMPLE 2
"Once I saw a woman riding
the train topless. Every man
on the train was looking at
her breasts."
USED WITH ANYONE
To vomit.
EXAMPLE 1
"What could be worse than
our President going to Japan
and tossing his cookies on
the Japanese Prime
Minister?"
EXAMPLE 2
"Brady's dinner was so bad, I
tossed my cookies as soon as
I left his house."
USED WITH FRIENDS
A nasty way of saying that
someone else's problem or
opinion isn't important.
EXAMPLE 1
"You don't like my shirt?
Tough shit! I don't care what
you think."
202
EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2
"IfLynn isn't happy with the "Why are you wearing that
new president, that's tough dress, Noah? Are you a
shit. She should have voted." trannie?"
. You may also hear "tough
titty" or "tough titties." A USED WITH ANYONE
"tit" (p. 201) is a "breast."
o A person who has had an
operation to become a
person of the opposite
sex.
USED WITH FRIENDS
A person who has sex often
EXAMPLE 1
"I'm a transsexual, My
with different people.
parents named me George,
EXAMPLE 1
but after my operation, you'll
"I want to date Melissa, but I have to call me Georgette!"
heard she's a tramp."
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2
"Your date is pretty, but she
"Natalie had sex with every has a very low voice. Is she a
transsexual?"
man on the football team,
She's a trampl"
e A person who wants to be
o Learn more... recognized by society as a
person of the opposite
. Women are called "tramps"
sex.
more often than men.
. EXAMPLE 1
Literally, a "tramp" is a
"Barnaby is a transsexual. He
homeless person who
sleeps in a different place
likes to wear makeup and
pantyhose with his dresses."
every night.
EXAMPLE 2
"Jane keeps her hair really
short and wears suits. She's
USED WITH FRIENDS a transsexual - she wants to
A transsexual (see next be treated like a man."
entry).
EXAMPLE 1
"Your sister is now your
brother? I didn't know she
was a trannie!"
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 TUB
. .::::: : ,:lri1i I i, i:l O Learn more...
USED WITH ANYONE
. You may also hear "tLlrn
A person who dresses and tricks" as in "I turned tricks
acts like a person of the for a few years to earn
opposate sex. money for college."
If you want to be polite,
EXAMPLE 1
say "restroom,"
"I thought our waiter was a "bathroom," or
woman, but he's a " Everythin g
"facil ities.
USED WITH FRIENDS
transvestite. " else is too graphic for
Penis. polite company!
EXAIYPLE 2

"I can never tell if I'm talkino EXAMPLE 1

to a woman or a "My trouser snake and I are

Facilities (p. 61)
tra nsvestite. " looking for a sexy woman."
Head 1p. se;

Potty 1p. rs:1

Throne (p. 1ee)

USED WITH FRIENDS

To behave badly towards

ffi
Andy Gump 1p.:;
someone.
Can 1p. zs;
EXAMPLE 1
Crapper (p. 3e)
"Ned treated me like shit, so
I left him." Pot (p. 1sz)
Shithouse G. L76)
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 2
"Iused to treat my mom like
"I Shitter (p. 176)
had three girls sucking on
shit, but I really love her
my trouser snake, and then I
now,"
woke up from my dream."

o Learn more...
. You may also hear
USED WITH FRIENDS
"one-eyed trouser snake"
A sexual act performed for or "trouser trout."
money.

EXAMPLE 1

"Joy had four tricks tonight. USED WITH FRIENDS

She made more than two
hundred dollars." A fat person.

EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 1

"Leena hasn't had a trick in a "That tub at the next table

week. She needs to lower tried to eat my food when I
her prices!" went to the bathrooml"

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TUNE ONE'S OROAN
EXAMPLE 2
"Monica's a tub! She'll never
finish the marathon."
o Learn more...
. You may also hear "tub of
lard" or "tubby."
USED WITH FRIENDS
To masturbate.
EXAMPLE 1
"We were supposed to go see
a movie, but Kip decided to
stay home and tune his
organ all night. He really
needs a girlfriend!"
EXAMPLE 2
"I like to tune my organ at
least once a day."
USED WITH FRIENDS
Excrement.
EXAMPLE 1
"I'm so mad! Someone put a
turd on top of my car while I
was in the bank."
EXAMPLE 2
"When I was young/ I tried to
make my brother eat dog
tu rds. "
20Ll
USED WITH FRIENDS
USED WITH FRIENDS
To become sexually A drunk person.
aroused.
EXAMPLE 1
"Hey, twelve-stepl I'm going
EXAMPLE 1
"My teacher turns me on so to call a taxi for you. You
much, I can't think about shouldn't be drivino home."
anything but sex during math
class. " EXAMPLE 2
"That twelve-step at the end
EXAMPLE 2 of the bar is going to vomit."
"I love wearing this dress! It
really turns on all the guys." o Learn more...
. You enter a "Twelve-Step
Program" when you want
to stop drinking alcohol.
USED WITH ANYONE Calling someone a
"Twelve-step" implies that
Butt. they need the program
because they are obviously
EXAMPLE 1
drinking too much.
"My husband has hair all over
his tush."
EXAMPLE 2
"Ruppert falls on his tush USED WITH ANYONE
whenever he tries to ski."
A stupid person.
o Learn more...
EXAMPLE 1
o You may also hear "tushy." "Elizabeth forgot about the
meeting and went home.
What a twit!"
EXAMPLE 2
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
BRAD: "I can't find my
Vagina; a woman's pubic shoes."
area.
SHEILA: "You twitl They're
EXAMPLE 1 under your bed."
"Bobby Jo shaved her twat,
so she could swim faster in
the competition."
EXAMPLE 2
"Mitch says his new girlfriend
has an amazing twat. He'd
rather perform oral sex on
her than have sex!"
THE SLANoMAN EUTDE TO DTRTY ENOLISH
 UNDIES

IS FOR

USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH ANYONE

uglv. Underwear.

EXAI4PLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

"Those curtains are ugs. You "I took Melissa's undies from
need to get new ones." her bedroom and sold them
on the Internet for $2O."
EXAMPLE 2

"Sam is totally ugs. I hate to EXAMPLE 2

even look at him." "I'm wearing purple undies

for my date with Paul
O Learn more... tonight. Purple is his favorite
. This is a shortened version color. "
of "ugly."

THE SLANOMAN EUTDE TO DIRTY EN@LISH 205

UNIT

USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH FRIENDS

Penis. To be in trouble.

EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

Most Americans like to "I lifted up the blanket

while "We'll be up shit creek if we
be creative when they Anthony was sleeping and don't find Jannie's dogl"
call someone "ugly." looked at his unit."
EXAMPLE 2

ffi EXAMPLE 2 "Ihave to finish this project

"Quinn's unit was much tonight, and I haven't started
A face only a mother yet! I'm really up shit creek."
bigger than I expected. I
could love (p. r)
can't wait until we have sex!"
Beaten with the ugly o Learn more...
stick (p. i:)
...a:,!:.i....
. This is a more offensive
I.r:,:,,1:i :,.,,,ti*iii:ri:,,,.:
Butt ugly @.27) way to say "up the creek
'1... ':, , ',,.,.,r,',:r, ' ":';" ';l'i:::il l
USED WITH ANYONE without a paddle" (see
Coyote ugly 1p. tzl next entry).
Underwear; very private
Dog (p. +g)
clothes.
Eaten by wolves and
shit over a cliff EXAMPLE 1

(p.sB) 'tTim just walked.into my l:li:,:iliiii;:', .

'.::...,. ,,.,t:'.. .

bedroom and saw all my USED WITH ANYONE

Fell out of the ugly tree
unmentionables in a pile on To be in trouble without any
and hit every branch
the floor. I'm so options.
on the way down
embarrassed l"
(p' 64)
EXAMPLE 1
Fugly (p. zs) EXAMPLE 2
"Jeff can't pay his rent this
"Don't go in the bathroom! month. He's up the creek
Gross (p. BB)
Wendy is only wearing her without a paddle,"
Hard on the eyes (p.s1) unmentionables. "
Hit in the face with a
o Learn more...
hot bag of nickels
(p. 100) . This phrase is used by
older people.
Ugs (p. zos)

EXAMPLE 2

"If I don't find a job soon, I'll

be up the creek without a
paddle."

O Learn more...
. A "creek" is a small river.

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 UPCHUCK
o Learn more...
USED WITH ANYONE
. The soda company 7-Up
A lot. ran a very successful rN OTHER WORDS...
advertising campaign with
EXAMPLE 1 "Make 7" on the front of a
"I have homework up the T-shift, and "Up Yours!" on
wazoo, I'll never finish!" the back. Because most
Americans don't like to
EXAMPLE 2 talk about urination,
"Stacy has breasts up the they often use funny or
polite phrases when
wazoo! How can that girl
USED WITH ANYONE they need to "urinate."
even walk with such big The most common is
breasts?" To vomit. probably "Please excuse
me. I need to use the
EXAMPLE 1 restroom."
"I thought the guy on the
USED WITH ANYONE
train was going to upchuck
all over me."
Go (p. es)
A lot.
EXAMPLE 2 Go check the plumbing
EXAr'IPLE 1 "Someone upchucked in the (p.Bs)
"Nate's got money up the street and I stepped in it."
Go wee (p. 86)
yin-yang. He bought two cars
last year!" Make a pit stop (p. 123)

Pee 1p. r+r;

EXAN4PLE 2

"I have faults up the Pee-pee (p. 1a3)

yin-yang. I drink too much, I
Piddle @. t+4)
smoke, and I lie to
everyone." Powder one's nose
(p. 1s3)

See a man about a

horse G. r73)
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Tinkle (p. 2oo)
Phrase indicating anger or Void zto;
1p.
dislike.

EXAMPLE 1
ffi
ALEX: "Move your car, You're Drain the lizard 1p. s+;
blocking the road!"
Piss 1p. r+e;

SHEILA: "Up yours!" Take a leak (p. rg+)

Take a squirt (p. 1e4)
EXAMPLE 2

"Hey, Mayor Thompson! Up Whiz 1p. zt+y

yoursl You're the worst
mayor this city has ever
seen. "

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v.D.

IS FOR

USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION

Venereal Disease, a disease Vagina.

involving sex or the
genitals. EXAMPLE 1

"If I don't see Chelsea's

EXAMPLE 1 vertical smile tonight, I'm
"I've been having sex since I going to find another
was 14 years old, but I don't girlfriend. I've been waiting
have any V.D.s." for over four months!"

EXAMPLE 2 EXAMPLE 2

"What kind of V.D. did "My wife's vertical smile is

Bradford get? I hope it's much nicer than her actual
nothing bad!" smile!"

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 VIROIN

USED WITH FRIENDS

A machine (often shaped

like a penis) that vibrates,
used for sexual pleasure.

EXAMPLE 1 Vomiting is very unpleasant. Americans have responded by

"The best orgasm I ever had creating a lot of funny ways to describe it.
was from my big green
vibrator. " ffi
EXAMPLE 2
Be sick (p. 12) Barf 1p. tr;
"Never buy your girlfriend a Frab (p.70) Blow chunks (p. 1B)
vibrator because she won't Lose one's lunch ip. rzo; Boot (p. 20)
want to have sex with vou
anymore." Pray to the porcelain god Buick (p. 23)
(p.1s3)
Chum (p. 32)
Retch (p. 161)
Chunder (p. 33)
Spit up (p. 186)
USED WITH ANYONE Decorate the pavement
Throw up (p. 2oo) (p. 4s)
A person who has never had
Toss one's cookies @.202) Deliver street pizza G. qs)
""T' Upchuck @.207) Dishonorable discharge
EXAMPLE 1
(p. 48)
"Cheryl is still a virgin? I
thought she had sex with Drive the porcelain bus
Mick last year, I guess I was (p.s4)
wrong." Heave @.97)

EXAMPLE 2
Holler at the toilet (p. ror)
"My father was a virgin until Hurl (p. tos)
he got married. I really
Laugh at the lawn (p. rro)
respect that."
Puke 1p. rss;
o Learn more...
Ralph (p. 160)
. The most famous virgin is
Mary. According to the Shout at one's shoes (p. 178)

Bible, she had a son but Spew (p. 1Bs)

never had sex!
Talk to Huey on the big
white phone (p. 1e4)
Technicolor yawn (p. 19s)
Yak (p. zra)
York 1p. zrs;
Yuke 1p. zrs;

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votD
.:
USED WITH ANYONE

To urinate or defecate. IN OTHER WORDS...

EXAMPLE 1

"Do you know where the

bathroom is? I have to void." Most of the words for "vagina" are crude rather than
romantic. A lot of people just avoid referring to that body
EXAMPLE 2 part completely!
"If you drink too much water
before you go to sleep, you'll m Furburger (p. 78)
have to void in the middle of
C-U-Next-Tuesday (p. 28) Hole qp. ror;
the night. "
Cha-cha (p. 30) Love dungeon (p.121)
Honey pot (p. 102) Muff 1p. rso;
,;,.;.:,, ,,, ,,,: ,1:ii;irl:11' Wonder-down-under (p. 216) Muffin (p. 130)
USED WITH ANYONE
Poonani (p. rso)
A person who enjoys
watching other people have Poontang (p. rso)
sex. Beaver (p. 14) Pussy (p. 1ss)

EXAMPLE 1 Box 1p. zz; Snatch (p. 183)

"Kyle is a voyeur. He asked if Cooch (p.36) The Y (p. 1e7)
he could watch me have sex
Cooter (p. 36) Twat (p. zoa)
with my husband."
Crack (p. 38) Vertical smile 1p. zoe;
EXAMPLE 2

"I don't know if I'm a voyeur, Cunt (p. 42)

but I like to watch women Fur pie (p. 78)
touching each other's
bodies. "

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 WATER SPORTS

IS FOR

USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS

The bathroom. Sexual activity involving

urine or urination.
EXAMPLE 1

"Excuse me, sir. Where is the EXAMPLE 1

washroom?" "Emily enjoys water sports,

but I don't think I can urinate
EXAMPLE 2 on her."
"My boss has a huge house.
The washroom is bigger than EXAMPLE 2

my whole apartment!" "Julia and Mike enjoy water

sports. She said they urinate
on each other in the shower
every morning."
USED WITH ANYONE
o Learn more...
Drunk. . Literally, "water sports" are
activities like water-skiing,
EXAMPLE
sailboating, and riding jet
1

"Marc was so wasted! He

skis.
doesn't even remember
kissing my brother."

EXAMPLE 2

"The party was so great,

even the dog got wasted!"

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WEIRDO
USED WiTH ANYONE
A strange person.
EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE
"Look at that weirdo over
there. I think he's wearing
underwear on his head!"
EXAMPLE 2
"My sister is a weirdo. She
goes to work dressed up like
a character from Star Trek."
USED WITH FRIENDS
Sexually aroused (women
only).
EXAMPLE 1
"Brian's so strong and
handsome! I get wet just
looking at him."
EXAMPLE 2
"Katie gets so wet that we
never have to use other
lubrication when we have
SCX.,,
o Learn more...
. When a woman gets
sexually aroused, her
vagina becomes wet.
USED WITH FRIENDS
An orgasm that occurs
during sleep.
EXAMPLE 1
"I never had a wet dream,
but I wish I did! I would love
to dream about sex."
212
EXAMPLE 2
"Luke had another wet
USED WITH FRIENDS
dream last night. I found
sperm in the sheets again A fat person.
this morning."
1
"That whale is eating a piece
of pizza while jogging! He'll
never get thin like that."
USED WITH FRIENDS
To masturbate. EXAMPLE 2
"Martina's a whale, but I like
EXAMPLE 1 big women. We're in love!"
"I think Jack just whacked off
in the kitchen. The floor is O Learn more...
really stickyl" r You may also hear
"beached whale" which
EXAMPLE 2
means "a person so fat
"My girlfriend saw me that he or she can't even
whacking off yesterday. I move."
told her that it feels better
than having sex with her."
USED WITH FRIENDS
USED WITH ANYONE
To have sex with a woman
A crazy person. quickly.
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 1
"I just saw some whacko on "She came back to my
television trying to juggle apartment, then wham bam,
kittens. " thank you ma'am, and she
left. "
EXAMPLE 2
"Only a real whacko would EXAMPLE 2
drink gasoline." "I did a little wham bam,
thank you ma'am with Seiko
o Learn more...
last night. "
You may also hear "wacky"
or "whack job" as in "Look o Learn more...
at that whack job running o You may also hear "Slam
into traffic. I haven't seen bam, thank you, ma'am."
anything that wacky for
years."
Singer Michael Jackson has
been called "Whacko
Jacko. "
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 WHIP THE WEENIE
o Learn more...
USED WITH EXTREME CAUTION USED WITH FRIENDS
. You may also hear "whip
Indicates surprise or To masturbate. the worm" as in "I didn't
disbelief. whip the worm until I was
EXAMPLE 1 20 years old."
EXAMPLE 1 "My professor gets me so
"What the fuck is on top of excited! I'm going to leave
that car? It looks like a class early, so I can whip the
naked woman!" weenie."

EXAMPLE 2 EXAIVIPLE 2

"What the fuck! Katrina was "Last night I saw a guy

supposed to be here an hour whipping his weenie in a
ago!" parking lot. I called the
police and he was arrested."
o Learn more...
. You may also hear "W-T-F"
as in "There's a huge
elephant in the sky!
W-T-F?"

DT.ALOCUE
USED WITH FRIENDS

Indicates surprise or Here is a short dialoque between two Americans.

disbelief.

EXAMPLE 1 RAOUL
"There's a strange light in "My new girlfriend likes Water sports @.2Lr)
the sky. What the hell?" water sports. She asked me Whiz @.2r4)
to take a whiz on her last
EXAMPLE 2 night. "
"What the hell is that shirt
WILLIAM
you're wearing? You look like
"What the fuck! Did you do What the fuck (p. 213)
a clown."
it?"
RAOUL
"Yeah, I was really wasted. Wasted (p. 211)
And I didn't want her to Wuss (p.216)
think I was a wuss. But I'm
really embarrassed about it
now."
WILLIAM
"That's what you get for White trash G.2r4)
dating a white trash Whore G. zr4)
whore."

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WHITE TRASH
USED WITH FRIENDS
Poor white people
considered stupid.
EXAMPLE 1
"Patty is white trash! Her
family is very poor, and she
doesn't know how to be
polite to anyone."
EXAMPLE 2
"The other kids at school
think I'm white trash just
because I wear old clothes
every day."
USED WITH FRIENDS
To urinate.
EXAMPLE 1
"Your apartment looks like
someone whizzed all over it.
Do you have dogs?"
EXAMPLE 2
"I can whiz more than five
feet. How far can vou whiz?"
21t1
USED WITH FRIENDS
o A woman who trades sex
for money; a prostitute.
EXAMPLE 1 "Sandra looks like she's
"That whore is pretty, but
she's too expensive for me. I
only have $50."
EXAMPLE 2
"Alice has been a whore for
years. That's how she earned
enough money for college."
o A woman who has sex
with a lot of people.
EXAMPLE 1
"Is your sister dating her
teacher now? She's a total
whore!"
EXAMPLE 2
"That whore Veronica will
sleep with any guy that
breathes. "
g A nasty woman.
EXAMPLE 1
"When did Tina become such
a whore? She used to be so
nice !"
EXAMPLE 2
MANDY: "I've been dating
your brother for months. I
love him more than you."
GREG: "You whorel"
o Learn more...
. "Whore" is another word
for "prostitute," but is
often used as a general
insult for women.
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USED WITH FRIENDS
A place of prostitution.
EXAMPLE 1
working at a whorehouse.
She should wear a longer
skirt to work!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Do you know any good
whorehouses in Nevada? I
need sex!"
O Learn more...
. There is a popular movie
caf led The Best Little
Whorehouse In Texas
(starring Burt Reynolds
and Dolly Parton) about a
sheriff who tries to keep a
place of prostitution open.
USED WITH FRIENDS
Penis.
EXAMPLE 1
"My wiener needs sex! I'm
tired of masturbating all the
time."
EXAMPLE 2
"Francine tried to cut off
Dan's wiener when they were
fighting last night!"
O Learn more...
. You may also hear
"weenie,"
. A "wiener" is also a "hot
dog."
 WITCH

USED WITH FRIENDS

Penis.

EXAMPLE 1

"P.J, is so strange. He loves

to run through the school
with his willie hanging out of
his pants."
EXAMPLE 2
What Women Want, starring Mel Gibson and Helen Hunt,
about an executive who gets hit on the head and can
suddenly understand what women are thinking. The
experience helps him to understand women.

"With a willie that small, no NICK

woman will want to have sex "What's the difference between Suck (p. 1eo)
with Winthrop," a wife and a job? After 10
years, a job still sucks."

LOLA
USED WITH ANYONE
"You talk to me like a woman, Gay (p. eo)
A person who talks too you think like a woman. Nick,
much. come on, admit it. You're
totally and completely gay!"
EXAMPLE 1

"My teacher is a windbag. It

took him ten minutes to DARCY
explain the test!" "Before I came here, I heard Prick (p, rs4)
that you were a tough
EXAMPLE 2 chauvinistic prick, "
"Tim's mother always talks
about her childhood. What a
windbag !" DARCY
"I'm the man-eating bitch Bitch (p, 16)
o Learn more... Darth Vader of the ad world."
. You may also hear
"long-winded" as in "Your
DARCY
boyfriend is really
"You wore control-top
long-winded. I thought
pantyhose? And how did you
he'd never stop talking
look in them?"
about his new car!"
NICK
"Hot," Hot (p. 104)

USED WITH ANYONE

NICK
A nasty woman. "What the hell's wrong with What the hell (p. 213)
me?"
EXAMPLE 1

"My mother is a witch. She

hates it when I have fun."

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WOMANIZER
EXAMPLE 2
"You're such a witch today,
USED WITH FRIENDS
Callie! Why are you being so
mean?" Vagina.

EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

"I visited Celia's "That's the tallest working

wonder-down-under last girl I've ever seen. I can't
night!" imagine having sex with
her. "
EXAMPLE 2

'tPeter doesn't like my EXAMPLE 2

wonder-down-under. He "Working girls have to worry

o Learn more...
. Literally, a "witch" is also
"person who practices
Witchcraft or Wicca as a
religion."
. Women are called
"witches" more often than
never performs oral sex on about sexual diseases every
me." time they get a customer.
It's a difficult life."
O Learn more...
USED WITH FRIENDS
. A "working girl" can also
mean "a woman who
An erect penis. works" like it does in the
19BB film Working Girl,
a EXAMPLE 1
starring Melanie Griffith,
"Dave always gets a woody
Harrison Ford, and
when he sees the
Sigourney Weaver,
cheerleaders from the
although this meaning is
basketball team."
less common.
EXAMPLE 2

men. "I've had a woody all day. I

can't get my penis to relax."
USED WITH ANYONE
il o Learn more...
:,,,,, ,,;iil,. A coward.
USED WITH ANYONE
. You may also hear "wood"
or "sporting wood" as in EXAMPLE 1
A man who likes to have sex "Ernie started sporting "If you can't dive into the
with many women, but may wood during the middle of pool, you're a wuss!"
not care about them. his lecture. He must have
been thinking about sex!" EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 1
"You're a wuss! You're too
"Don't date Val! He's a
scared to play soccer with
womanizer. As soon as you
us l"
have sex, he'll find someone
else." O Learn more...
EXAMPLE 2
. You may also hear
"If you don't care about the "wussy,"
women you date, you're just
a womanizer!"

2te THE SLANGMAN AUTDE TO DTRTY ENCLISH

 X-RATED

IS FOR

USED WITH ANYONE

Very sexual.

EXAMPLE 1

"This T.V. show should be

X-rated! You can see the
man's penis!"

EXAMPLE 2

"Maya's dress should be

X-rated. You can see her
vagina !"

O Learn more...
. Movies with very sexual
material are "X-ratedr" so
people under 18 can't
watch.

. The sign or rating *XXX"

means the show or movie
is extremely sexual.

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YABBOS

IS FOR

EXAMPLE 2

"When I saw what the fire

USED WITH FRIENDS
did to that helpless man, I
Breasts. had to yak."

EXAMPLE 1

"Yabbos are my favorite part

of a woman's body. They're
USED WITH FRIENDS
so much fun to touch!"
To masturbate.
EXAMPLE 2

"A woman with nice yabbos EXAMPLE 1

is worth the world to me." "The new swimsuit catalog is
here! I'm going to yank the
yak. I'll see you in five
minutes."
USED WITH FRIENDS
EXAMPLE 2
To vomit. "The airplane was so empty
that I yanked the yak in my
EXAMPLE 1
seat and no one noticed."
"The bacon made me yak all
night long. It must have
been bad."

218 THE SLANOMAN EUTDETO OTRTY EN@LTSH

 YUKE

USED WITH ANYONE USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH ANYONE

A coward. To vomit. A phrase used instead of a

bad word.
EXAIYPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

"If you can't walk alone at "Samantha was about to EXAIVIPLE 1

night, you must be yellow." york, but then she just fell "Melissa has sex with
down." everyone! She's a
EXAMPLE 2 you-know-what."
"Isabelle is yellow! She's EXAMPLE 2

afraid to ask Ned for a date," "The food at that Indian EXAMPLE 2

restaurant makes me york "Paula kicked Mike in the

o Learn more... every time I eat it." you-know-what when he
. You may also hear tried to kiss herl"
"yellow-bellied" as in
"Barth is too yellow-bellied
to go rock-climbing with
us. " USED WITH FRIENDS USED WITH FRIENDS

. The color yellow has been "Yes, of course!" To vomit.

linked to cowardice for
hundreds of years, even EXAMPLE 1 EXAMPLE 1

back to the ancient Greeks.
USED WITH ANYONE
A stupid person.
EXAMPLE 1
"You yo-yo! You parked in
the wrong place again!"
CARRIE: "Do you like apple
pie?"
JERRY: "You bet your sweet
ass I do!"
EXAMPLE 2
"You bet your sweet ass I'm
going to ask for more
moneyl Everyone else in the
company got more."
"Ed yuked all over the table,
which made everyone else
yuke. It was terrible."
EXAMPLE 2
"As soon as I got pregnant,
staded yuking every
morning. "

EXAMPLE 2

"Don't be a yo-yo! Get over

here and help me!"

THE SLANGMAN OUTDE TO DIRTY ENOLISH 21q

ztT

IS FOR

Pimple.
USED WITH FRIENDS

f,?
(b 6)

4n \y
EXAMPLE 1

"I don't want to have my

picture taken today. I have a
big zit on my nose."

EXAMPLE 2

"I am 39 years old and I still

Jt
get zits. I was hoping that
after high school, I wouldn't
get them anymore."

22o/ THE SLAN@MAN EUTDE TO DIRTY EN@LISH

 MAIN TNDEX

A Face Only A Mother Could Love Bazongas Booty call 21 Chicken

.1 10 Bordello . 2I see: Chicken-shit 32
A Face That Could Crack A Mirror t2 Bottom . 27 Chicken Hawk 31
seei A Face Only A Bow-wow Chicken Ranch . 31
Mother Could Love ! 10 see: Dog 49 Chickie
A Face That Could Stop A Clock Box . 22 see:. Chick 31
seei A Face Only A 10 Box Lunch . 22 Chicken-shit 32
Mother Could Love L L2 Bowel Movement Chocolate Speedway . 32
A Few Sandwiches Short t2 see: B.M. 8 Choke The Chicken. 32
Of A Picnic 1 L2 Boytoy. "Ch rist !"
A-hole Break Wind 22 see: 'Jesus Christ!" . . 109
see:Asshole 6 2L2 Breast Fuck Chubby-chaser. 32
A Talker. . 2 r2 Breast Man Chucklefuck 32
Abso-fucking-lutely 2 13 Breeder 22 Chum 32
AC/DC . 2 1J Broad . 23 Chump 32
AIDS .2 Beat One's l4eat 13 Brothel 23 Chunder 33
Airhead. . 2 Beat The Shit Out Of Someone 13 Buck Naked 23 Circle Jerk 33
All Over Each Other . 2 Beatch. 13 Buffalo Chips. . 23 Clap
Androgynous 3 Beaten With The Ugly Stick.
13 Bug Up One's Ass see: Ihe Clap. 196
Andy Gump 3 "Beats the shit out of me." .
13 see. Have A Bug Up One's Clean 33
Anorexic 3 Beaver. I4 Ass. . 92 Climax. 33
Apeshit . 3 Beaver-eater. T4 Buick . 23 ctit 33
Aphrodisiac 3 Behind. L4 Bulldyke . 23 Close-fisted
Around The World . 4 Bestiality t4 Bullshit 24 Jsr.,,9,,r-,,>rsu 200
Arse 4 Between The Sheets L4 Bum. 24 Closet Case 34
As Shit .4 Bi . Bum-fuck 24 Closet Queen 34
Asexual . 4 Bicycle Bumble-fuck Closet Queer
see:8, see: Bum-fuck. 24 ca.. al^cat nt 6an 34
Ass Backwards 4 Big Backyard. Bump And Grind . 24 Closeted
Ass Clown. 5 Big- boned L4 Bump Pussy 24 see: Come Out Of
Ass-fuck 5 "Big fucking deal." . 15 Bump Uglies . 25 The Closet 36
Ass-kisser. 6 Big "O" Bun In The Oven Cl usterfuck 34
Ass-licker see: Ihe Big "O" 195 see: Have A Bun In The Cock ....: 34
see:Ass-klsser . 6 Big Red Dropped In 15 Oven. . 92 Cock-block. 34
Ass Man. 6 Bimbo . 15 Bung Hole . 25 Cock Ring 35
Ass-peddler 6 Bi rd brai n tf Bun nyfuck Cocksucker 35
Ass-ream 6 Birds And The Bees see: Fuck Like Bunnies . . 74 Cocktease 35
Asshead 6 see: fhe Birds And The Buns. . 25 Coconuts
Asshole. 6 Eees 195 Bush. . 25 see: Melons LZO
Asswlpe. . 7 Birth Control 16 Bust. . 26 Cold Fish 35
Au Natural . 7 Birthday Suit Bust A Nut. 26 Collar The Cock 35
Aunt Flo Is Visiting . 7 see: In One's Birthday Suit 106 Bust Ass 26 Come Hell Or High Water. 36
"Aw, hell!" B-I-T-C-H 16 Butch .26 Come On To Someone 36
see: "Oh, hell!". 138 Bitch to Butt Fuck . 26 Come Out Of The Closet. 36
B. And D. 8 Bitch On Wheels . 10 Butt Naked Convertible
B.M. 8 Bitch Session fo see: Buck Naked . . .23 see:8/ 74
B-F-D Bitch Slap 77 Butt Pirate .27 Cooch 36
see: "819 fucking deal.". 15 Bitch in' 11 Butt Plug Cooter. 36
B-S Blabbermouth 77 Butt Ugly .27 Cop A Feel 36
Bullshit
seei 24 Bleed The Weasel 77 Butthead. ..27 Cornhole. 37
Baby Bleeping 17 Button . ..27 Cover Your Ass. 37
seei Crybaby 4l Blimp 77 Buzzed .27 Cow . 37
Back 9 Blitzed. 18 C-U-Next-Tuesday . .28 Cow Patty 37
Back Door Blockhead 18 C.Y.A Coyote Ugly 37
see: Ihe Back Door. 195 | Blow. 18 Cra bs 38
Badass . 9 Blow Chunks 18 Crack 38
Bag It. 9 Blow Job. 18 Cracked 38
Ball , 9 Blow One's Load Crackhead 38
Ball And Chain 9 see: Blow 18 Crackpipe
Bal l-buster. 10 Blow One's Wad seei Crackhead 38
Ball-breaker see: Blow 18 Crackpot. 38
seet Ball-buster 10 Blowhard 18 Crap. .38
Balloons 10 Blue Balls 19 .39
Balls. 10 Blue-veined Throbber 19 Crater-face 40
Balls Deep 10 B.O. . 19 Cream. 40
Ballsy 10 Boink 19 Cream One's Jeans. 40
Baloney 10 Bombed . 19 Creep 40
Bang 11 Bone 19 Crock Of Shit 40
Bare-assed 11 Bonehead 20 131 Crocked 40
Bare-assed naked . Boner . 20 .30 Crop-Dusting 40
seei Bare-assed 11 Bonk .30 Crybaby 41
Barf . 11 seei Boink. 19 '30 Cuckoo
Bass Ackwards Bonkers 20 ?n Cucumber 4!
see: Ass Backwards . 4 Boob 20 .30 Cum. 41
Bastard 1 1 Boobies . 31 Cunnilingus 42
Bats In The Belfry see: Boob . 20 . 31 Cunt 42
see: Have Bats In The Belfry 94 Booger 20 . 31 Curse
Battering Ram 12 l Boot. . 20 . 31 see: The Curse 196
Batty L2: Booty 2l Cuss. .42

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MATN TNDEX
Doof Fucked In The Head ..77
see: Doofus 52 Fucked-up ..77
Doofus. ..... 52 Fucker . ..77
Dork. 52 Fuckface. ..77
Double Bag It 52 Fuckhead
Douche 52 seei Fuckface . 77
Douche Bag 52 Fucking . 77
.44 Down There 53 "Fucking Al" . 77
.44 Drag Queen trJ Fucking Ugly,
.44 Dragging Ass 54 seei Fugly . 78
.44 Drain The Lizard . 54 Fucknut 77
Drain The Vein .65 Fuckstick . 78
seei Drain The Lizard. . 54 .o) Fuckwad
Drat . 54 .
seei Fuckstick 78
Drive The Porcelain Bus 54 Fudgepacker 78
Drop One's Load . 54 Fugly . 78
Droo Some Thunder . 54 Full Of Baloney
Droo The Kids Off At The Pool 54 see Full Of Shit .. 78
Drunk As A Skunk 54 Full Of Crap
Dry Fuck. 55 see .
Full Of Shit . 78
Dry Hump Full Of It
..94 seei Dry Fuck 55 see Full Of Shit . 7A
Dick . ..46 Duff . 55 Full Of Piss And Vinegar . 78
Dick With Someone ..46 Dum-dum Fuf l Of Shit , 78
Dickie And The Boys ..46 seei Dummy. 56 Fur Pie. . 78
Dickhead Dumb As A Sack Of Rocks 55 Furburger . 78
seei Dick . .46 Dumb As A Sack Of Wet Mice G Spot. . 79
Dicktease see: Dum As A Sack Of .67 G-string . 79
see: Cocktease 35 Rocks. 55 Gang Bang. 80
Dickweed Dumb As An Ox 55 .68 Gay 80
see: Dick . 46 Dumb-ass 55 Gay As A Three-dollar Bill
Diesel Dyke Dumb-fuck. 56 see: Queer As A Three-
seei Bulldyke . .23 Dumb-shit 56 dollar Biil 158
Dildo 45 Dummy 56 Gay Bashing 80
Dimwit. . 47 Dumper 56 Gay For Pay 80
Dinosaur. .47 Dunce. 56 Gaydar 80
Dip Dweeb. 56 Gee Whillikers
see. Dipstick, . .47 Dyke 56 see: Geez 81
Dipshit . 47 East Bum-fuck Gee Whiz
Dipstick . 47 see: Bum-fuck, . 24 see: Geez 81
Dirtbag . 47 Easy. . 57 Geek 80
Dirty. . 47 Easy Lay Geez 81
Dirty Mind see: Fasy . 57 Geez Louise
. . 92
seei Have A Ditty Mind Eat My Shorts 57 see: Geez 81
Dirty OldMan 48 "Eat shitl" 58 Gerbiling. 81
Dishonorable Discharge 48 "Eat shit and die! " Get A Little Action 81
Diving Suit. .48 seei "Eat shit!" 58 Get A Piece Of Ass . 81
Do It .48 Eat Someone Out 58 Get Into Someone's Pants 82
Do One's Business . .48 Eaten By Wolves And Shit Get It On 82
Do The Deed. .48 Over A Cliff 58 Get It Up 82
Do The Do .48 Effeminate 58 Get Laid 82
Do The Nasty .48 80 (Eishty) s8 Get Off 82
Do The Wild Thing . 49 88 (Eighty-eight). s8 Get One's Ass in Gear . A2
Dode . 49 86'd (Eighty-six'd) , 59 Get One's Rocks Off , 82
"Does a bear shit in the Equipment 59 Get One's Shit Together 83
woods?". . 49 Erotica. 60 Get Some 83
Dog . 49 Escort Service 60 Get Some Action
Doggie-style 50 Eunuch 60 see: Gef A Little Action . 81
Dolt . 50 Exhibitionist .60. Get Some Ass 83
Dominant 50 F'd Get Some Sack
Dominatrix. 50 see: Fucked . 76 seei Grow Some Sack
89
"Don',t get your panties in F'd In The A Get The Lead Out Of One's Ass 83
a bunch." 50 seei Fucked In The Ass. 76 Gigolo . 84
Don't Give A Flying Fuck F-ing 61 Give A Shit 84
see2 Dont Give A Fuck . 51 F-nut Give Head 84
Don't Give A Fuck 51 seei Fucknut. . 77 "Give me some sugar.". 84
Don't Have A Backbone. 51 F-U Give Someone Shit. 84
Don't Have A Snowball's see: "Fuck you!". . 76 Give Someone The Bird
chance In Hell 51 F-word seei FIip Someone The Bird. 67
Don't Have Much Upstairs see: Ihe F-word 196 Give Someone The Eye. 84
see:Have Nothing Upstairs . 94 Facilities 61 Glory Hole . .85
Don't Know Jack Facts Of Life . 51 Go. 85
seei Don't Know lack Shit , 5t Fag Go All The Way 85
Don't Know lack Shit. 51 see: Faggot 62 Go Bananas 85
Don't Know One's Ass From A Fag Hag . 62 Go Bonkers
Hole in the Ground Faggot. . 62 see: Eonkers 20
see: Don't Know One's Fairy. . 62 Go Check The Plumbing 85
Ass From One's Elbow . 5I Fake It . 62 Go Down
Don't Know One's Ass From Family Jewels . 62 seei Go Down On Someone. 85
One's Elbow. 51 Fanny . . 62 Go Down On Someone . 85
Don't Know Shit Fart . 63 Go Down The Dirt Road. 85
seei Don't Know lack Shit . 5t Fat Pig Go Downtown
Don't Know Shit From Shinola 51 Pig
seei 145 seei Go Down On Someone, 85
Dong . 52 FatSlob 63 Go On And On 86
Doo-doo 52 Fat-head. .64 "Go to hell!" 86
Fatso . 64

222 THE SLANOMAN OUTDE TO DTRTY ENCLISH

 MATN TNDEX
(lO tO tne Ptsser Hell-raiser 98 "lesus Christ l" . 109 Loose. 120
see:Plss L46 Hell To Pay 98 Jesus-frea k 110 Lose One's Lunch . 120
Go Wee 86 "Hell's bells!" 98 Jism 110 Lose One's Marbles . 120
"God!". 86 Hella 98 )iz Loser. L2L
God Damn 86 Helluva 98 seei Jism. 110 Loudmouth !2t
Golden Shower. 86 Helmet .99 Jock Strap 110 Love Button
Gonads 86 Hermaphrodite. '99 John 110 see: Eufton 27
Gonorrhea . 87 Herpes . 100 Joh nson 110 Love Dungeon . 121
"Good gravy!" Hershey Highway . 100 Joy House Love Handles . t27
seei"Good grief!" . 87 Hershey Squirts. 100 see: House Of Ill Repute LO5 Love Muscle t2L
"Good grief!". . 87 Hickey 100 Joystick 1 10 Low-down, No-good. L2L
Good Lay . 87 High Hard One Jugs 1 10 Low-life !2L
Goof Ball. 88 see: Ihe High Hard One. 196 Jump Someone Mack. t22
Goon 88 Highbeams 100 seei lump Someone's Bonesll0 Mack Daddy
Goose. 88 Hippo. 100 Jump Someone's Bones. 110 seei Mack t22
Gourds Hit In The Face With A Junior 1 11 Maggot. 122
see: Melons . L26 Hot Bag Of Nickles . 100 Junk 111 Make A Pit Stop. t23
Grapefru it Hit on 101 Junk In The Trunk Make An Anal Announcement L23
seei Melons 126 H-I-V. 101 seei lunk. 111 Make Eyes At Someone
Grease the Bayonet 88 101 "Keep your panties on." . 112 see: G,ye Someone The Eye 84
Grind 88 Hog 101 Keester. L12 Make Love 1.23
Gross 88 Hole 101 Kick Ass t72 Make Out. LZ5
Group crope 89 Holler At The Toilet 101 Kick-ass 113 Make The Beast With Two
Grow Some Sack. 89 Holy Christ Kick Someone's Ass. 113 Backs r23
Guns 89 see: Holy Cow 101 King Shit N4akeWhoopee 723
Guppie. 89 "Holy Cow 101 see: Hof Shif LO4 Man Juice. LZ5
Gutless 89 Holy Crap Kinky. 113 N4an Pussy r24
Gutless Wonder seei Crap 38 Kiss Ass 113 hater
N4an- L24
see:Gutless 89 Holy Cripes Kiss-ass LL4 Manhole Inspector t24
Gutter seei "Holy shit!" 102 Knocked Up. tL4 Maracas L24
see: Have One's Mind In Holy Moley Knockers LL4 Mary . 724
TheGutter 95 seei Holy Cow 101 Knock Up Someone Masochist L24
cym Queen 89 Holy Moses see:Knockupup. .. . . 114 Massage Parlor . rz)
Half-assed 90 seei Holy Cow 101 Know-it-all rt4 Master LZi
Hammered. 90 "Holy shit!" 102 Kook . LI4 Matinee 126
Hand lob 90 Home Base 102 Kweef Meat . t26
Handballing 91 Homo 702 see: Queef r57 Meat And Two Vegetables . t26
Hanky-panky 91 Honey Pot 702 La Petite Mort. 115 Meathead. 126
Happy As A Pig In Shit . 91 Hook Shop 702 Ladies' Man. 115 Melons \zo
Hard-ass. 91 Hook Up Lady Of The Evening 116 Menage A Trois . tzo
Had Hard Miles. 91 Hooker . 102 Lady Of The Night Mercy Fuck L27
Hard On The Eyes 91 Hooters. 103 see: Lady Of The Evening 116 N4iddle Leg
Hard-on 91 Hop In The Sack 103 Lam-o 116 see: Third Leg 198
Hardbody . 92 Horn Dog 103 Lamebrain l.4 i lf. L27
Hardcore. . 92 Horny 104 116 N4ilkBottles !27
Haul Ass . 92 Horse Around 104 116 Milk The Chicken r27
Have a Bug Up One's Ass. 92 Horse Shit Lard-ass 116 Mind In The Gutter
Have A Bun In The Oven , 92 seei Bullshit .24 Laugh At The Lawn 116 see: Have One's Mind In
Have A Dirty Mind . 92 Hose . ro4 Laugh One's Ass Off. 116 The Gutter
Have A Headache 93 Hot. 104 Laugh One's Butt Off Mindfuck 127
Have A Nooner. 93 Hot And Bothered 104 see: Laugh One's Ass Off 116 Missionary Position 127
Have A One-night Stand 93 Hot Shit 104 Lay A Log. 116 Mistress 128
Have A Screw Loose 93 Hot To Trot 104 Lay Pipe 116 Mofo
Have A Shit Fit. . 94 "Hot Damn!" 104 Leather Queen 717 seei Motherfucker 130
Have A Stick Up One's Ass Hots Lech Molest 128
see:Have A Bug Up seei Have The Hots For see: Lecher. Lt7 N4oney Shot. 128
One's Ass. . 92 Someone .96 Lecher t77 l'4ontezuma's Revenge t28
Have Bats In The Belfry . 94 House Of Delight Les- be-friends tt7 N4onthly Visitor L28
Have carnal Knowledge Of see: House Of Ill Repute 105 Lesbian. L77 I\4oon . L26
Someone . 94 House Of Ill Fame Lesbo L17 Morning-after Pill . L2A
Have Diarrhea Of The Mouth 94 see: House Of Ill Repute lO5 Let One Fly 118 Mosquito Bites r29
Have No Lead In One's Pencil. 94 House Of Ill Repute . 105 Let One Go Mother . t29
Have Nothing Upstairs . 94 House Of Jov see: Let One Fly . 118 Motherfucker 130
Have One's Back Teeth Floating95 see: House Of lll ReDute . 105 Lewd . . 118 Motherfucki ng 130
Have One's Head Up One's Ass 95 Hu mmer . 105 Lezzie Motormouth 130
Have One's Mind In The Gutter 95 Hump . 105 see: LesDo . Lt7 Move Ass
Have One's Thumb Up One's Hung . . 105 Light In The Loafers. . I Id see: Haul Ass
Ass. 96 Hung Like A Horse "The lights are on, but Mr. Happy 130
HaveRelations 96 seei Hung 105 nobody's home." . 118 Muff 130
Have Shit For Brains . 96 Hurl 105 Like Hell 118 Muff-diver 130
Have Someone By The Balls 96 Hustle 105 Limp-wrist 118 Muffin 130
Have Someone By The Impotent 106 Lip-lock. 118 Munch Box 131
Short Hairs 96 In Deep Shit 106 Lipstick Lesbian 119 Munch Carpet. 131
Have Someone's Ass . 96 In One's Birthday Suit. 106 Lit 119 Munch Rug
Have The Hots For Someone 96 In The Buff 107 Little Black Book 119 see: Munch Carpet 131
Head 96 In The Mood !07 Little Shit. 119 Muscle Mary 131
Head Up One's Ass In The Raw t07 Live In Sin 720 Nads
see: Have One's Head Up Incest L07 LMAO seei Gonads 86
Ass.
One's 96 Indecent Exposure LO7 seei Laugh One's Ass Off 116 Nail L32
Headcase . 97 Jack Off 108 Loaded . 120 Naked As A Jaybird L32
Headlights . 97 Jack-off 108 Long-winded "Nature iscalling". L32
Hang A Heat Stick . 97 Jackass. 108 see: Windbag. 2Ls Neck . 133
Heave . . 97 Jail Bait 109 Look Like Death Warmed Over120 Necrophiliac 133
Heck. . 97 Jerk 109 LOOn 120 Nellie. 133
Heinie . , 97 Jerk Off. 109 Loony-tune Nerd 133
Hell , 97 Jerk-off. 109 see: Loon r20 Nincompoop 133
Hell On Something . 98 Jerkin'The Gherkin , 109 Looped . r20 Nipple Clips. 133

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MATN TNDEX
Nitwit 133 Pee-pee 143 Puke. 155 Salami 167
No Lead In One's Pencil Peeping Tom 144 Pull Shit 155 Satisfy . L67
see: Have No Lead In One',s Period 144 Punch The Clown 155 Sauced . 167
Pencil. . 94 Perv Punk-ass 155 Sausage
"No shit!". 134 seei Peruert 144 Punk-ass Bitch see: Salami
"No shit, Sherlock!" Peruert . 744 . Punk-ass LOI

see: "/Vo shit!" 134 Peter. I44 Scam. 167

No Spring Chicken 134 Peter-eater 144 Scare The Shit Out Of
Nocturnal Emission t34 Pick Up , 144 99 Someone 767
Nookie . t34 Piddle L44 55 Scared Shitless . 767
Nooner Piece Of Crap 56 Scaredy-cat 168
seei Have A Nooner 93 see: Crap JU 56 Scatterbrain 168
Not All There t34 Piece Of Shit t44 Put Out. 56 Schizo 168
Not Cooking On All Four Pig . 145 Put The Moves On Someone. 56 Schizoid
Burners L34 Pigfuck . t45 Putz 56 seei Schizo. 168
Not Playing With A Full Deck. 135 Pitl Queef 57 Score. 168
Not To Have A Pot To Piss In IJ) see: Ihe Pill 196 Queen 57 Screamer. 168
Nothing But Skin And Bones Pillow-biter t45 Queer 58 Screaming Fairy 168
see:Skln And Bones L79 Pimp . t+) Queer As A Three-Dollar Bill . 58 Screw 169
Numb-nuts 135 Pimp Slap r45 Quickie . 58 Screw Around. 169
Number One 135 Pinch A Loaf L45 Rack . 59 "Screw off!" t70
Number Two r50 Pinhead L46 Rack Salesman 59 Screw Someone Over . 770
Numbskull IJO Pi psq uea k t46 Racy . 59 Screw Someone's Brains Out 770
Nut Case . tJb Piss L46 Ralph. 60 Screw the Pooch L70
Nut lob Piss Away. L46 Rammer Screw-up . t70
see: Nuf case 136 Piss Hard-on L46 160 Screw Up Someone . L7o
Nuts 135 "Piss on that!" r46 160 Screw Up Something L7L
L7t
Nutty Piss-poor 746 160 Screw With Someone
see:/vuts. 136 Pissant . 746 160 Screw With Something L7L
Nympho Pissed "Screw you!" t7t
seei Nymphomaniac 736 L46 see:Rat 160 "Screw you and the horse
Nymphomaniac. 136 t46 Raunchy 160 you rode in on!!"
O-T.R t47 Raw Sex 160 see: "Screw you!". . t7L
see: Be On The Rag 12 r47 Reach Around. 160 Screwball
Off One's Rocker 137 148 Ream Job see:ScrewedUp. .. . . L7Z
Off The Deep End . 137 t48 seet Rimming. toz Screwed . L77
Off The Wagon . L37 Ream Someone's Ass Screwed In The Head .

Off-color 138 see: Ass-rearn .o Screwed Up. . L72

"Oh, hell!" 138 . 149 Rear End 160 Screwy
Old Ball And Chain Red Flag see:ScrewedUp. .. . . 172
see: Ball And Chain 9 . t27 see: Ihe Red Flag's Up 196 Scrooge . 172
Old Maid 138 . 148 Red Sea Scum. . 772
On Someone's Ass 138 see: Ihe Red Flag's Up 196 Scumbag
On The Make 138 . 148 Red-light District 161 see: Scum t72
On The Sauce. 138 Rent Boy Scummy
On The Wagon 138 see: Call Boy 29 see: Scurn t72
One-eyed Monster 138 Retard 161 Seat r72
One-eyed Trouser Snake Retch. 161 Second Base t72
seei Trouser Snake . . 2O3 Ridden Hard And Put Away See A Man About A Horse . L73
One-eyed Wonder Wet . 161 Service Station t73
see: One-eyed Monster . !38 Ride Bareback roz Sex Appeal t73
One-night Stand Ride The Red Tide. !oz Sex Drive. t73
see: Have A One-night Rim Job Sex Friend
see: Fuck Buddy . a2
Stand. .93 see. Rimming. LOZ
Open A Can Of Whoop-ass ,138 150 Rimming LOZ Sex Symbol. 773
Opposite Sex . ,139 Rip Ass Shag. t74
orgy ,139 150 see: Busf4ss . 26 Shake Hands With The
.

Out Of It ,139 150 Rip Someone A New Asshole 162 Governor L74
Out Of One's Gourd 150 Rip Someone A New One Shattered. L74
see: out Of One's Mind .139 see: Rip Someone A New shit 174
Out Of One's Head 150 Asshole f62 Shit a Brick 175
see: Out Of One's Mind 150 Ripped . 162 Shit-eating Grin. L75
Out Of One's Mind .139 150 Roaring Drunk 162 Shit-faced L75
Out Of One's Skull Rocked . 163 shit Fit
see: Out Of One's Mind . IJY . 150 Rod 163 see: Have A Shit Fit ..94
Out There .139 . 150 Rod Of Love Sh it-for-brains , . L/>
Out To Lunch . 140 . 150 see: Rod 163 '\Chit h:nnanc " , tlJ
Outhouse . 151 Roll In The Hay . t64 Shit List . t75
see:Shithouse L76 . 152 Roll The Fuzzy Dice t64 Shit On Someone . . 175
Over The Hill . 140 . 152 Rub The Rod t64 Shit Or Get Off The Pot . t76
Overcoat 140 Rubber . t64 Shit Out Of Luck . t76
145 Ru9-muncher Shit Someone. . Lto
P.O.',d L4L
Shit Someone Pulls
Package 74t L)Z see: Munch Carpet 131
Packing Fudge L)a Rump 164 see: Pull Shit . .155
see: Fudgepacker . 78 L52 Rump Ranger. t64 Shitbox. . t76
Pain In The Ass . . 741 L52 Run Around. t64 Shithead . L76
Party Hat . 742 153 Runs Shithouse . L76
Pass Gas 153 see: Ihe Runs 196 shittiest
Pat. L42 153 Runt IOJ see: Shltfy L77
Pearl Necklace L42 153 S. And I'1.. roo Shitload t76
Pecker L42 154 S-B-D Shitter . L76
Peckerhead I42 754 see: Silent But Deadly. L78 Shitty L77
Peddle Some Ass 754 s-o-L Shlong . L77
cee Acc-nF.ldlar .6 t54 see: Shlt Out Of Luck . L/O Shmuck L77
Pederast t42 Sack . roo "Shoot!" L77
Pedophile. L43 L54 Sadist . 167 Shoot
143 L54 Sadomasochist L67 seei Blow 18

22Lt THE SLANOMAN AUTDETO DTPTY ENOLTSH

 MAIN INDEX
Shoot One's lvlouth Off !77 Spastic The Birds And The Bees. 195 Tush 2O4
Shoot One's Wad 177 see: Spaz 185 The C-word Tushy
Shoot The Shit 777 Spaz . 185 see: Cunt 42 see: Iush 2O4
Short Hairs Spear The Clap 196 Twat . 2O4
see: Have Someone By see: Staff 787 The Curse 196 12-step. 2O4
The Short Hairs . 96 Spermicide 185 The F-word 196 Twit 2O4
Shout At One's Shoes . 178 Spew. 185 The High Hard One 196 Ugs 205
Shrimp . 778 Spike. 185 The Hots Undies 205
Shtup 178 Spineless 185 see: Have The Hots For Unit 206
Shucks. 178 Spineless Wonder Someone 96 Unmentionables 206
Sickie see: Splneless 185 The Pill . 196 Up Shit Creek. 206
see: Slcko 178 Spi nster tdo The Red Flag's Up. 196 Up The Creek Without A Paddle
Sicko. 178 Spit rdo The Red Sea Is In 206
5rr Spit Up . 186 see: Ihe Red Flag's Up 196 Up The Wazoo 207
see: Syphilis 792 Spoon 186 The Runs 196 Up The Yin-yang 207
Silent But Deadly . 178 Sporting Wood The Shit 196 "Up yoursl". 207
Sissy . 178 seet Woody 276 "The shit rolls downhill." 197 U pch uck 2Q7
68 (Sixty-ei9ht) t79 Spunk 186 "The shit's going to hit the V.D, 208
69 (Sixty-nine) t79 Sq uat 186 fa n !". 197 Vertical Smile. 208
Size Queen 179 Stacked L87 The Trots L97 Vibrator 209
Skank 179 Staff . L87 The Y. 197 Virg in 209
Ska n ky Staggering Drunk. 188 Thick . 198 Void 2ro
see: Skank 179 S-T-D 188 Thick-headed Voyeur . 2to
Skanky Ho Steamy. 188 see: Thick 198 W.T-F
see: Skank 179 Stick Figure. 188 Thick In The Head Fuck.
see: What The 213
Skin And Bones. t79 Stick Something Where The see'. Thick 198 Washroom 211
Skin Flick . 180 5Un UOn t 5ntne 188 Thin As A Rail. 198 wasted . 211
Ski n ny-d ip 180 Stiffy. 188 Thing. 198 Water Sports zLt
Slap The Snake . 180 Stinking Drunk 188 Think One's Shit Doesn't Stink 198 Watermelons
SIapha ppy 180 Stra ig ht 188 Base
Third 198 see'. Melons 126
SIeaze 180 Stra p-on 189 Leg
Third 198 weirdo . 2f2
Sleaze Bucket Streak 189 Three Sheets To The Wind. 198 Wet 2f2
see: S/eaze. 180 Streetwa I ker 189 Threesome 198 Wet Dream 2f2
Sleazeba ll Strip . 189 I n rone 199 Whack Job
see: S/eaze . 180 Strip Down Throw One In Her. 199 see: Whacko 212
Sleazy see: Stflp 189 Throw Up. 200 Whack Off 272
see: S/eaze . 180 Stri pper 189 Thumb Up One's Ass Whacko. 272
Sleep Around 180 Stri ptease 189 see: Have One's Thumb Whacky
Sleep Together 180 Stroke Oneself Up One's Ass 96 see: Whacko 212
Slime see: Play With Oneself 749 Tickle The Tiger. 200 Whale 212
see: Slimeball 181 Stuck Up 190 Ti9 ht-ass 200 Wham Bam, Thank You,
Slime Bucket Stud 190 Tight-fisted 200 l"la'am. 2L2
seei Slimeball 181 Stud Muffin Tightwad 200 What The Fuck 273
Slimeball 181 see:stud 190 Tinkle 200 What The Hell 2L3
Slimy Stupid Drunk 190 Tipsy . 200 Whip The Weenie . 273
seei Slimeball 181 Submissive 190 Tit Fuck 200 Whip The Worm
Sloshed 181 Suck . 190 Tits 201 seei Whip The Weenie
Slow On The Draw 181 Suck A Golf Ball Through A Titties White Trash 2L4
Slow On The Uptake Garden Hose 190 see: Iits 20L Whiz . 2L4
see: s/ow On The Draw 181 Suck Ass 190 Titty Fuck Whore 2L4
Sl ut 181 Suck Face 190 see: Tit Fuck 200 Whorehouse 2t4
S I utty Suck Someone Off 191 Toasted 207 Wiener. 2r4
see: S/ut 181 Suck The Chrome Off A Tool 20r Wienie
Smart-a ss 182 Trailer Hitch 191 Toolbox seei Wiener 214
Smashed \62 Sugar Daddy see: Tool . 207 willie. 275
Smut. 182 see: Daddy 43 Toot 201 Windbag 2t5
Smutty Swallow t92 Top 201 Witch. 215
see:smut 782 Swap Spit 192 Topless. 202 Womanizer zLo
Snake 182 Swing Both Ways . t92 Toss One's Cookies 202 Wonder-down -u nder 216
Snake In The Grass Swinger t92 Tough Shit 202 Wood
see:snake 182 Switch Hitter L92 Tough Titties see: Woody 2r6
Snap , 182 Sword see: Tough Shif. 202 Woody 216
qnan At q^mo^no see: Staff 787 Tough Titty Working Girl zLo
see:snap 182 Sympathy Fuck . 792 seei Tough Shit. 202 Wuss .
Snatch 183 Syphilis. 792 Toyboy Wussy
Snot 183 T. And A. 193 see: Boytoy 22 see: ly'luss 216
Snotty 193 Tramp 202 X-rated. 277
see:srof. 183 Tail. 193 Trannie. 202 Yabbos . 218
Snowball 183 Take A Dump 194 Tra nssexual 202 Yak. 218
Sodomist 183 Take A Leak 194 Tra nsvestite 202 Yank The Yak . 218
Softcore Porn . 183 Take A Shit 194 Treat Someone Like Shit 203 Yellow 219
Someone's Ass Is Grass. 784 Take A Squirt. 794 I ncK 203 Yellow-bellied
Someone's Ass Is Toast Take Shit 194 Trots see: Yellow. 2L9
seei Someone's Ass Is Talk To Huey On The Big see: Ihe Trots 197 Yo-yo. 219
184 White Phone 194 Trouser Snake 203 York 2t9
Son Of A Bitch 184 Tang Trouser Trout "You bet your sweet ass!". 219
South Of The Border see: Poontang 150 seei Trouser Snake . 203 You-know-what 219
seei Down There. 53 Tanked . L94 Tub 203 "Your ass is grass, and I'm
Sow One's Oats. 784 Tap That Ass 195 Tub Of Lard the Iawnmower."
Space Cadet 184 Teabag . 195 see: Iub . . 203 see: SomeoneS Ass is
Space Case Tear Ass Tubby L84
<a^. <^t.a azdar 184 see: Eust Ass 26 see: Iub . . 203 Yuke 2t9
Spacey Technicolor Yawn 195 Tune One's Organ. . .204 zit . 220
<eo <na.a aatjpt 184 Than Shit. 195 Turd . .204
Spanish Fly 184 That Time Of The Month. 195 Turn Tricks
Spare Tire 185 The Back Door 195 seei Trick . .203
The Big "O". 195 Turned On . .204

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A Few Sandwiches Short Of A Drunk As A Skunk .54 Heck. . 97 Not Playing With A Full Deck. 135
Picnic 1 Duff .55 Heinie. . 97 Number One 135
A Talker. , 2 Dumb As A Sack of Rocks 55 Hella 98 Number Two 136
AIDS . ) Dumb As An Ox 55 HFrmanhro.litF 99 Numbskull 136
Airhead . . .2 Dummy 56 Herpes . 100 Nut Case 136
All Over Each Other ) Dunce . 56 Hickey .100 Nuts 136
Androgynous ,3 Dweeb. 56 Hit on .101 Nymphomaniac . 136
Anorexic ,3 Effeminate. 58 H-I-V. .101 Off One's Rocker 137
Aphrodisiac. .3 86'd (Eighty-six'd) . 59 Holy Cow . 101 Off The Deep End . . t37
Asexual. .4 Erotica. 60 Hook Up . 102 Off The Wagon . L37
Au Natural . .7 Escort Service 60 Hop In The Sack . 103 Off-color 138
B.M. 8 Exhibitionist 60 Horse Around . 104 Old Maid 138
Ball And Chain 9 Facilities 61 Hot. . 104 on The Make 138
Baloney .10 Facts of Life . . . or Hot To Trot . 104 On The Sauce. 138
Batty .t2 Fake It .62 House Of Ill Repute. 105 On The Wagon 138
Be Regular. .t2 Family Jewels .62 Hump 105 Opposite Sex . f39
Be Sick .tz Fanny .62 Hustle 105 Orgy . 139
Bean Pole .tz Fat Slob .63 Impotent 106 Out Of It 139
Behind. t4 Feeling No Pain .64 In One's Birthday Suit. 106 Out Of One's Mind 139
Between The Sheets . 14 Fef latio 64 In The Buff 707 Out There 139
Bi. 14 Fetishist 65 In The Mood 1O7 Out To Lunch 140
Big-boned 74 Filth. 65 In The Raw 7O7 OverThe Hill . 140
Bimbo. 15 Flake 66 Incest 707 P.O.'d 141
Birdbrain 15 Flasher 66 Indecent Exposure 107 Pass Gas
Birth Control 16 Flip One's Lid 67 lerk 109 Pederast t42
Blabbermouth 17 Flip Someone The Bird . 67 Jock Strap 110 Pedophile. t43
Bleeping . L7 Flipped 68 John 110 Pee, 143
Blitzed. 18 Fooey 68 Keester. r12 Pee-pee 143
Blockhead 18 Fool Around 69 Kinky. 113 Peeping Tom L44
Blowhard 18 Foul Language 69 Know-it-all tt4 Period L44
B.O. . 19 Foul Mouth. . 70 Kook . 114 Pervert . L44
Bombed . 19 Four-eyes , 70 Ladies' Man. 115 Pick Up . L44
Bonehead 20 Four-letterWord. . 70 Lady OfThe Evening 116 Piddle L44
Bonkers . 20 Fox . 70 Lam-o 116 Pig . 145
Bordello . 2L Frab. . 70 Lame. 116 Pimp . 145
Brothel 23 Fraidy-cat . 70 Lecher 717 Pinhead L46
Buck Naked . 23 Freak . 7L Lesbian. 717 Pipsqueak L46
Bulldyke . 23 French Kiss , 7L Lewd. 118 Plant One On Someone 148
Bum. 24 G-string , 79 Light In The Loafers. 118 Plastered 148
Bust. . 26 Gay 80 "The lights are on, but Platonic. 148
Buzzed . 27 Gay Bashing 80 nobody's home." . 118 Plays For The Other Team . 149
Caboose 28 Gay For Pay 80 119 P-M-S T49
Castrate 30 Gaydar 80 119 Polluted 150
Change Of Life . 31 Geek 80 r20 Poo-Poo 150
Cheapskate 31 Geez 81 r20 Poop . 151
chump . 32 Gigolo . 84 t20 Porn L5Z
clean 33 "Give me some sugar.". 84 t20 Pornographic L52
Climax. 33 Give Someone The Eye. 84 t20 Pornography L52
Cold Fish 35 .85 r20 Potty . . . IJJ
Come On To Someone 36 Go All The Way .85 rzL Powder One's Nose . 153
Cop A Feel . .36 Go Bananas 85 r2r Powder Room. 153
Cow Patty . '37 Go Check The Plumbing 85 12r Prav To The Porcelain God. 153
Cracked 38 Go On And On 86 121 Premature Ejaculation. L54
Crackpot .38 Go Wee 86 t27 Private Parts If,+
.40 Gonorrhea 87 t22 Psycho . )+
Crocked .40 "Good grief!". . A7 123 "Put a sock in it." . 56
Crybaby .41 Goof Ball. 88 L23 Put The I'loves On Someone . 56
Cuckoo .4t Goon 88 tz3 Putz 56
Cuss . .42 Goose. 88 L23 Quickie . 58
" D'oh !" . .43 Gross 88 LZ4 Racy . 59
Darn. .44 Gutless 89 LZO 60
Date Rape 44 Hammered. 90 128 Raunchy 60
Den Of Iniquity 45 Hanky-panky 91 128 Rear End 60
Derriere 46 Hardbody . 92 28 Red-light District OI
Dimwit. . 47 Have A Bun In The Oven . 92 28 Retch. OI
Dinosaur. . 47 Have A Dirty Mind . 92 28 Ripped . 62
Dipstick . 47 Have A Headache 93 30 Roaring Drunk 62
Dirty. . 47 Have A One-Night Stand . 93 32 Rocked . 63
Dirty Old Man 48 Have A Screw Loose 93 32 Roll In The Hay . 64
Do One's Business . 48 Have Bats In The Belfry . 94 33 Rump 64
Dode 49 Have Carnal Knowledge ?? Run Around. 64
Dolt . 50 Of Someone. . 94 JJ Runt 65
Don't Have A Backbone 51 Have Nothing Upstairs . 94 55 S. And M.. 166
Doo-doo 52 Have One's Mind In The Gutter 95 JJ Sadist 167
Doofus. 52 Have Relations 96 34 Sadomasochist 167
Dork. 52 Have The Hots For Someone 96 34 Satisfy . 167
Down There 53 Head 96 Sauced. L67
Drat . 54 Headcase . 97 L34 Scam. L67

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Scaredy-cat 168 Sloshed 181 Striptease 189 Tush ..204
Scatterbra in 168 Slow On The Draw 181 Stuck Up 190 Twit ..204
Screw Around. 169 Smashed 182 Stud 190 u9s . 205
Screw-up 770 Smut. 182 Swing Both Ways . 192 U ndies . 205
Screw Up Someone 170 Snake r82 Swinger 192 Unmentionables. . 206
Screw Up Something 771 Snap . 182 Syphilis. t92 Up The Creek Without A
Screw With Someone 771 Snot 183 Tanked . 194 Paddfe. . 206
Screw With Something 17r Sodomist 183 That Time Of The Month. 195 Up The Wazoo 2O7
Screwed Up. 17z Softcore Porn. 183 The Birds And The Bees. IYf, Up The Yin-yang 2O7
Scrooge 172 Sow One's Oats. t84 The Clap rvo Upchuck 2O7
Scum. 772 Space Cadet 184 The F-word 196 v.D. 208
Seat 172 Spare Tire 185 The Pill . 196 Virgin 209
see A Man About A Horse . 773 Spaz . 185 Thick. 198 Void 210
Sex Appeal 773 Spermicide 185 Thin As A Rail. 198 Voyeur. 2lO
Sex Drive. 773 Spike. 185 Three Sheets To The Wind. 198 Washroom 2fL
Sex Symbol. 173 Spineless 185 Threesome 198 Wasted . 2Lf
Shattered. 74 Spinster 186 Throne. 199 Weirdo . 212
Shmuck 77 Spit Up . 186 Throw Up 200 Whacko. 212
"Shoot! " 77 Spoon 186 Tight-fisted 200 Windbag 2L5
Shoot One's Mouth Off 77 Staggering Drunk . 188 Tightwad 200 Witch. 215
Shrimp . 78 S-T.D 188 Tinkle 200 Womanizer 276
Shucks . 7A Steamy. 188 Tipsy . 200 Working Girl 2L6
Sicko . 78 Stick Figure. 188 Toasted 201 Wuss. 216
Skin And Bones. 79 Straight 188 Tool 20t X-rated. 2L7
Skinny-dip 80 Streak 189 Topless. 202 Yellow 2L9
Slaphappy 80 Streetwa I ker 189 Toss One's Cookies . 202 Yo-yo. . 2L9
Sleep Around
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80 Strip . 189 Tra nssexua I 202 You-know-what 2I9
80 Stripper 189 Tra nsvestite 202

A Face Only A lvlother Could Boner 20 Crap. 38 Easy. 57

Love . 1 Boob 20 Cra pper 59 Eat lvly Shorts 57
AC/DC . 2 Booger 20 Crater-face 40 "Eat shit!" 58
Andy Gump 3 Boot. 20 Crock Of Shit 40 Eat Someone Out 58
Apeshit . . 3 Booty 27 Crop-Dusting 40 Eaten By Wolves And Shit
Around The World . 4 Booty Call 27 Cucumber 4L Over A Cliff 58
Arse 4 Bottom 27 Cunnilingus 80 (Eishty) s8
As Shit 4 Boytoy. 22 Cut One 42 88 (Eighty-eight). s8
Ass 4 Break Wind 22 Cut The Cheese 42 Equipment 59
Ass Backwards 4 Breast Man 22 Cyclops 42 Eunuch 60
Ass Clown. 5 Breeder 22 Daddy . 43 F-ing 61
Ass-kisser. 6 Broad 23 Damn 44 Fart . 63
Ass Man. 6 Buffalo Chips. 23 Date Rosy Palm And Her Fat-head. 64
Ass-peddler 6 Buick 23 Five Sisters 44 Fatso 64
Ass-ream 6 Bullshit 24 Decorate The Pavement 45 Feef Like Ass. 64
Asshead 6 Bump And Grind . 24 Deliver Street Pizza 45 Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree
Asshole. 6 Bump Uglies Dental Dam 45 And Hit Every Branch On
Asswipe. 7 Bung Hole 25 Dick . 46 The Way Down 64
Aunt Flo Is Visiting .7 Buns. 25 Dickie And The Boys 46 Flagellation ........ : 65
B. And D. 8 Bust Ass 26 Dildo 46 Flat 66
Back 9 Butch 26 Dipshit 47 Flatsy Patsy 66
Badass 9 Butt Pirate 27 Dirtbag 47 Flesh Peddler 66
Bag It. 9 Butt Plug 77 Dishonorable Discharge 48 Float An Air Biscuit. 68
Ball-buster. 10 Butt Ugly Diving Sult. 48 Flog The Bishop 68
Balloons 10 Butthead. 27 Do It 48 Floozy . 68
Balls. 10 Button . 27 Do The Deed 48 Fluffer. 68
Balls Deep 10 C-U - Next-Tuesday 28 Do The Do 4A For Shit 69
Ballsy 10 Cajones 29 Do The Nasty 4A For The Hell Of It 69
Bare-assed 11 Call Boy 29 Do The Wild Thing 49 Foreplay 69
Barf . 11 Call Girl 29 "Does a bear shit in the French Tickler 71
Basta rd 11 Can 29 woods?". 49 Friend Of Dorothy 7L
Battering Ram t2 Candy-ass 29 Dog . 49 Frigg in' 72
Bazooka L2 Canned Fruit. 29 Doggie-style 50 Frig id 72
Be On The Rag. 12 Cans. 30 Dominant 50 Frottage 72.
Beard Burn 13 catch shit 30 Dominatrix. 50 Fruit. 72
Beat Off 13 Catcher 30 "Don't 9et your panties in a Fruitca ke 7Z
Beat One's Meat 13 Cathouse 30 bu nch. " 50 Fu9ly 78
Beat The Shit Out Of Someone 13 Cha-cha 30 Don't Have A Snowball's Full Of Piss And Vinegar 1a
Beatch . . 13 Chick 31 Chance In Hell 51 Full Of Shit 78
Beaten with The ugly stick.
13 Chicken Hawk 31 Don't Know Jack Shit. 51 G Spot. 79
"Beats the shit out of me." .13 Chicken Ranch . JI Don't Know One's Ass From Gerbiling. 81
Bestiality 74 Chicken-shit 32 One's Elbow. 51 Get A Little Action 81
BigBackyard. 74 Choke The Chicken. 32 Don't Know Shit From Shinola ll Get Into Someone's Pants 82
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Big Red Dropped 15 Chubby-chaser. 32 Dong 52 Get It On 82
B-I-T-C-H 16 Chum ?, Double Bag lt 52 Get It Up 6Z
Bitch L6 Chunder 33 Douche 52 Get Laid 82
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Bitch On Wheels 16 Circle Jerk 33 Douche Bag 52 Get One's Ass in Gear 82
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Bitch 16 Closet Case 34 Dragging Ass 54 Get One's Shit Together 83
Bitchin' L7 Closet Queen 34 Drain The Lizard . 54 Get Some 83
Bleed The Weasel L7 Collar The Cock 35 Drive The Porcelain Bus 54 Get The Lead Out Of One's
Blimp Come Hell Or High Water. JO Drop One's Load . 54 83
Blow Chunks 18 Cover Your Ass. 37 Drop Some Thunder 54 Give A Shit 84
Blue Balls 19 Cow . 37 Drop The Kids Off At The Poc 54 Give Someone Shit. 84
Blue-veined Throbber L9 Coyote Ugly 37 Dumb-ass 55 Glory Hole 85
Boink 19 Crabs 38 Dumb-shit 56 "Go to hell!" 86
Bone 19 Crackhead 38 Dumper 56 "God!". 86

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rNDEX BY USE
Kick Ass LLz Play Tonsil Hockey . 149 Stacked L87
Kick-ass 113 Pfay With oneself . . L49 Staff . L87
Kick Someone's Ass. 113 Pocket Pool 150 Stick Something Where The
Kiss Ass 113 Poke . 150 Sun Don't Shine 188
Kiss-ass 1 14 Pole 150 Stiffy. 188
Knocked Up. . Lt4 Polish The Knob. 150 Stinking Drunk 188
Knockers . LL4 Poop Chute 752 Stupid Drunk 190
La PetiteMort. 115 Pop Someone's Cherry 152 Submissive 190
Lard-ass 116 Pot . t>z Suck . 190
Laugh At The Lawn 116 Precum. 754 Suck A Golf Ball Through A
Laugh One's Ass Off. 116 Puke . 155 Garden Hose 190
Lay A Log. 116 Pull Shit 155 Suck Ass 190
Lay Pipe 116 Punch The Clown 155 Suck Face 190
Les-be-friends LL7 Punk-ass 155 Suck The Chrome off A
Lesbo Ll7 Put Out. 155 Trailer Hitch . 191
Let One Fly 118 Queer As A Three-Dollar Bill. 158 Swap Spit 192
Like Hell 118 Rack . 159 Switch Hitter 192
Lip-lock. 1 18 Rack Salesman . 159 T. And A. 193
Lipstick Lesbian . . 119 Ralph. 160 Ta-ta's . 193
Little Shit. . 119 Ramrod. 160 Tail. 193
Look Like Death Warmed Over120 Rat-bastard. 160 TakeADump . L94
Loose. 120 Raw Sex 160 Take A Leak 194
Maggot. . L22 Ridden Hard And Put Away Take A Shit 194
Make An Anal Announcement 123 Wet . 161 Take A Squirt. 194
Make The Beast With Two Ride Bareback . 162 Take Shit. 194
Backs . I23 Ride The Red Tide. . 762 Talk To Huey On The Big
Man Juice. 123 Rimming . L62 White Phone 194
Man-hater . t24 Rip Someone A New Asshole 162 Technicolor Yawn 195
Maracas . 124 Rod 163 Than Shit. 195
Mary . 724 Roll The Fuzzy Dice . 164 The Back Door 195
Massage Parlor . 125 Rub The Rod 164 The Big "O". 195
Master 125 Rubber. 164 The Curse 196
Matinee 126 Sack . 166 The High Hard One 196
Meat . . L26 salami . 167 The Red Flag's Up. tvo
Meat And Two Vegetables . 126 Scare The Shit Out Of The Runs rvo
Melons . ,.L20 Someone . L67 The Shit 196
Menage A Trois . . LZO Scaredshitless. . L67 "The shit rolls downhill." t97
Mercy Fuck . L27 Schizo 168 "The shit's going to hit the
Milf. . L27 Score. 158 fan!". 197
Milk Bottles. 127 Screamer. 158 The Trots. , 197
Milk The Chicken . t27 Screw 159 Thing. 198
Missionary Position . t27 "Screw off!" t70 Think One's Shit Doesn't
Money Shot. . 128 Screw Someone Over 170 srink 198
Monthly Visitor . . 128 Screw Someone's Brains Out 170 Third Base 198
Mosquito Bites Screw the Pooch . 770 Third Leg 198
Mother. . L29 "Screw you!" . L7L Tickle The Tiger. 200
Mr. Happy 130 Screwed , L7t Tight-ass 200
Muscle Mary 131 Screwed In The Head , L7l Toot 201
Nellie. 133 Second Base L72 Top 201
Nipple Clips. 33 Service Station 173 Tough Shit . 202
"No shit!". 34 Shag . t74 Tramp . 202
100 Nocturnal Emission 34 shake Hands with The Trannie. . 202
101 Nookie . 34 Governor 174 Treat Someone Like Shit 203
101 Not To Have A Pot To Piss In 35 shit t74 Trick . . 203
101 Numb-nuts 35 Shit a Brick t75 Trouser Snake 203
t02 "Oh, hell!" 38 Shit-eating Grin. L75 Tub 203
LOz On Someone's Ass 38 Shit-faced t75 Tune One's Organ. . 204
LO2 One-eyed Monster 38 Shit-for-brai ns 175 Turd . 204
LOZ Open A Can Of Whoop-ass 138 "Shit happens." 775 Turned On . 2O4
LO2 Overcoat 140 Shit List L/J 12-step. . 204
103 Package . L4L Shit On Someone . . L/> Unit 206
103 Pain In The Ass . 141 Shit Or Get Off The Pot t76 Up Shit Creek. 206
104 Party Hat . L42 Shit Out Of Luck r/o Vibrator 209
104 Pat. . L42 Shit Someone. L76 water sports 211
104 Pecker , t42 Shitbox. 176 Wet 212
104 Peckerhead , 742 Sh ithead 176 Wet Dream 2t2
104 Peter. 744 Shithouse . 776 whack Off 2r2
105 Peter-eater I44 Shitload L76 Whale . 272
105 Piece Of Shit . . L44 Shitter . L76 Wham Bam, Thank You,
IUO Pimp Slap 145 Shitty L77 Ma'am . . 212
108 Pinch A Loaf 145 Shlong . L77 What The Hell 213
108 Piss 146 Shoot One's Wad r77 Whip The Weenie . . 2L3
108 Piss Away. . 146 Shoot The Shit t77 White Trash . 2L4
109 Piss Hard-on 146 Shout At One's Shoes . 78 Whiz . . 2L4
109 "Piss on that!" 146 Shtup 78 Whore , 2L4
109 Piss-poor . L46 Silent But Deadly . 78 Whorehouse . 2f4
109 Pissant . 146 Skank 79 Wiener . . 214
109 Pissed Off 146 Skin Flick. 80 Wilf ie. . 2fs
110 Pisser L47 Slap The Snake. 80 Wonder-down-under 216
110 Pistol. L47 Sleaze 80 Woody . zto
110 Pitch A Tent 148 Slimeball 81 Yabbos . . .zLA
110 Pitcher . 148 Smart-ass 82 Yak. 218
110 Pizza-face 148 Someone's Ass Is Grass. 84 Yank The Yak. . 2L8
110 Play Bouncy-Bouncy 148 Son Of A Bitch 84 York . 2L9
111 Play Doctor 148 Spanish Fly . 84 "You bet your sweet ass!". 219
111 Play "Hide The Sausage" 149 Spew. 85 Yuke . . 2I9
tt2 Pfay The Skin Flute . L49 Squat 85 zit. . .220

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Abso-fucking-lutely 2 Daisy Chain 44 Fucking 77 Poonani 150

Ass-fuck ,5 "FuckingA!". .77 Poontang. 150
Ball . .9 Dick With Someone Fucknut , 77
11 Don't Give A Fuck 51 Fuckstick 78 r55
L4 Drag Queen 53 Fudgepacker . 78 Pussy-whipped . 156
74 Dry Fuck. 55 Fur Pie. 78 Queef . L57
"Big fucking deal." 15 Dumb-fuck. 56 Furbu rger 78 Queen t57
Bitch Slap 17 Dyke 56 80
Blow. 18 Fag Hag oz 81 Reach Around.
Blow Job. 18 oz a2 Retard
Box . 22 62 82 Rump Ranger. r64
Box Lunch . 27 Finger-fuck Get Some Ass 83 Screaming Fairy 168
Breast Fuck .22 Fisting. Give Head A4 L78
Bum-fuck Go Down On Someone . 85 68 (Sixty-ei9ht). 179
Bump Pussy Fuck Go Down The Dirt Road. 85 69 (Sixty-nine) . L79
Bush. "Fuck a duck!" Gym Queen 89 Size Queen L79
Bust A Nut. Fuck Around . 73 Hole 101 I al
Butt Fuck .zo Fuck Buddy . 73 Homo lO2
Camel Toe , .29 Fuck Like Bunnies Hummer 105 . 183
Cherry, "Fuck no!" . 74 tL7 Spit 186
Chocolate Speedway . .32 .74 Limp-wrist 118 186
Ch ucklefuck .32 Fuck Someone Over 74 Love Dungeon 12L 189
clit .33 Fuck Someone's Brains Out. 74 Love Muscle !2L Suck Someone Off 191
Clusterfuck .34 "Fuck that noise!" 74 Man Pussy L24 L92
Cock .34 75 Manhole Inspector L24 Sympathy Fuck . L92
Cock-block. , 34 Fuck Up Someone 75 Mindfuck t27 TaD That Ass 195
Cock Ring 35 Fuck Up Something Motherfucker . 130 Teabag 195
Cocksucker Fuck With Someone 76 Motherfucki ng 130 L97
Cocktease 35 Fuck With Something. 76 Muff 130 Throw One In Her. 199
cooch . 36 "Fuck yes!" 76 M uff-diver 130 TitFuck 200
cooter. 36 "Fuck you!" 76 Muffin 130 201
Cornhofe. . 37 76 Munch Box 131 Twat . 2O4
Crack 38 Fucked In The Ass 76 Munch Carpet. 131 "Up yours!". 207
Cream. 40 Fucked In The Head 77 Nail t32 Vertical Smile. 208
Cream One's Jeans. 40 Fucked-up . 77 Pearl Necklace What The Fuck 213
Cum. 4L Fucker. 77 Pigfuck . 145
Cunt 4Z Fuckface. . 77 Pif low-biter 745

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Contiene mds de mil frases peligrosas que son
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negocios, y musica amaricana, entre otros aspectos.
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americanos y a entender nuestra cultura. Vea mds
sobre este tema en la pdgina X7.

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