NPCs

1. Crewe- Surfer voice tortle who sells things to group in Windrest. Doesn’t get a ton of
business but is looking for some regular customers. (Sisters Kinda Hot, Strict policies,
Killer, Brooo!!!! Totally, Right on Right on. NO can do my friend. All natural. Dude! I was
like whoa. And he was like whoa and then I was like. Wooo. Righteous. Tubular. Hey
don’t touch that, okay, I just waxed it. Cheddar. I need Fundage bro. A little smokage.
Mmm, slurpish. Mr. Turtle is my father. Stoked.
2. Trewe- Tortle who talks like batman. (Security is everything, all what is just, “It's not
who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.” “I am the merchant this town
deserves, but not what it needs right now.” “The night is darkest just before the dawn.
And I promise you, the dawn is coming.” “Yes, father. I shall become a Bat.” “Where is
she.”
3. Zrewe- Tortle who talks like sloth from ice age (so many ladies have tried to and failed to
strap a saddle on this Zippy stallion. Horse yee)
4. Rewe- Tortle that talks like a Blonde Mouse. She is tall and has a person/thing that is
small and she treats it like a child. Little person is actually male with deep voice.
5. Glover and Black Petes- Twins. Glover is Michael Jackson when he first started, black,
short, nimble, groovy. “wohooo, chamon, make that change, im bad, etc.” Black PeteS is
tall, skinny Michael Jackson post-surgery. “We have to heal our wounded world” “You
have to love, be kind.” “We must dare to hope.”
6. Freeya- Very old elvish women (talks like fates from Hercules) who hordes her life’s
collection. Is willing to part with her things as long as the buyers are fascinated by the
stories behind each item. Collects out of passion, not for the money.
7. Talks like sean conery
8. Talks like Owen Wilson (Wow, to be honest, whoa whoa whoa, cmon, what are you
talking about, unbelievable, crazier than a road lizard)
9. Boss baby (power nap, let’s just say, im the boss, out that cookie down, cookies are for
closers, aim for failure and you’ll always succeed, im demanding actual results, I need
upsies, goo goo gaga, yeah I can talk. I’ve got a deal with the K-I-D, I’m a lot taller in my
mind, I love casual Fridays, Quid pro quo)
10. Talks like Christopher Walken

Names: Mugabushka